Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Episodes
210-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
02 Apr 2014
Contributed by Lukas
Ain't nothin in life free. P***y would be at the top of that list, especially for an ex-pat roided out Aussie pimp handling his Thai ho's. Make sense?...
Aunty FeeFee-209-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
28 Mar 2014
Contributed by Lukas
It never gets old. No matter how much time passes by, joy is always spread when someone drops a Deez Nuts joke. And if you get it on TV? Well, we coll...
208-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
26 Mar 2014
Contributed by Lukas
FART. That's one of many different noises you will hear on this episode. We really cover all the bases, YKWIS? Yes, there's a new champ in the You Kno...
Live From Brooklyn-207-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
21 Mar 2014
Contributed by Lukas
Where Brooklyn at? In your ear drums. Rest In Peace, ODB. We pay respect to the GODS on this one. There's nothing quite like a LIVE Mom in front of ot...
Ari Shaffir-206-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
19 Mar 2014
Contributed by Lukas
Ari Shaffir AKA Airey Schaeffer is in the building. Sure he put some loose change we had lying around in his pocket, but we still enjoyed his company....
Live From Pasadena-205-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
14 Mar 2014
Contributed by Lukas
Are you thirsty? I bet after you hear this one you'll want nothing more than a big gulp from a nice German man's tough nips. We love you so much that ...
Redban-204-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
12 Mar 2014
Contributed by Lukas
Who is the Main Mommy to you? For many, it's our disabled son, Redban. Luckily for you, he's in the Mommy Dome again and he's grosser than ever. It's ...
203-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
06 Mar 2014
Contributed by Lukas
You ain't even wash it???? You NASTY!!! Do ya thang, gurl! If I beat yo a** in a fight, then I do what I want when I win, ya dig? Do you know your wei...
202-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
05 Mar 2014
Contributed by Lukas
Yes and no. We both do and do not know what you're saying in this, the ultimate You Know What I'm Sayin sound off. We provide insight into every race ...
201-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
28 Feb 2014
Contributed by Lukas
When you find something you love to do in life, don't settle for anything but being the best. Even if that thing is taking it in every hole all day un...
200-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
26 Feb 2014
Contributed by Lukas
Holla if you down, but you wear your jeans up! 200, ya'll. We kickin it strong and we owe it to you, the little Mommy. We celebrate with great new aud...
199-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
21 Feb 2014
Contributed by Lukas
We are the Mommies 24 - 7, baby. Whatever you done heard, you can forget that. We are who we are and that's that! When Carla goes to Wendy(sic) or Bur...
198-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
19 Feb 2014
Contributed by Lukas
No more juice for the Main Mommy. Tommy drank something gnarly which made fluids come out of all of his holes - which delayed today's ep. Buns is fart...
Andy Erikson-197-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
14 Feb 2014
Contributed by Lukas
Andy Erikson AKA Ernie AKA "Can I get a ride?" is in the building (the Mommy Dome). A former police officer, Andy is no nonsense when it comes to enfo...
196-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
12 Feb 2014
Contributed by Lukas
I've been wanting to see what's in those Jeans for a long time! Oh, get your dirty mind out of my jeans. Cab drivers are hot and we all want a piece o...
195-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
07 Feb 2014
Contributed by Lukas
If you're Irish or Scottish and angry we love you and can't understand a word. Please explain how we share the same language. We revisit the sexy as h...
Bryan Callen-194-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
05 Feb 2014
Contributed by Lukas
Pull your jeans up, this is a good one! Kettle bell enthusiast, horseback riding instructor, competitive dancer and comedian/actor Bryan Callen steps ...
Cousin Jeanette-193-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
31 Jan 2014
Contributed by Lukas
King A** Ripper has met his match! We ambush Tommy's cousin Jeanette into sitting down in our studio and lettin' em rip and boy does she ever. No, she...
192-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
29 Jan 2014
Contributed by Lukas
It's not bad to consider that if you're not good at something then you should quit! And if you don't quit then hopefully Eric Kelly will appear at the...
191-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
24 Jan 2014
Contributed by Lukas
If you're gay I challenge you to up your game. Listen to the gayest man that has ever lived and see if you can top him, if even, for a moment. When la...
190-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
22 Jan 2014
Contributed by Lukas
Every animal can get diarrhea, but why did that animal get that loose brown? Let's talk about it. Top Dog and Charo get a surprise phone call about To...
189-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
17 Jan 2014
Contributed by Lukas
Seems like it's pretty much settled - TOMMY IS THE MAIN MOMMY. Episode 19 is revisited and the evidence is CLEAR. Christina is filing appeals, but we ...
Juelz Ventura-188-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
15 Jan 2014
Contributed by Lukas
HONESTLY, we feel like you're going to leave this episode like, "Whoa, I'm proud of myself." Thanks to you, the dedicated little mommy that could, we ...
187-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
10 Jan 2014
Contributed by Lukas
Great news! Dennis Rodman isn't retarded. That is, of course, according to Dennis Rodman. He's just really, really drunk and he wishes he had been ali...
186-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
08 Jan 2014
Contributed by Lukas
This episode is very CHILDISH in the way that we make fun of other living people. We hope you are okay with that. Former NBA player and current mental...
185-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
03 Jan 2014
Contributed by Lukas
Jeezy is short for Jizzles - that's a little known fact we made up. As the new year gets rolling we want you to stay POSITIVE. We encourage you to rea...