Brooke and Jeffrey

Closure Call: Switch Sitch

17 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It all started with a SHOCKING and mysterious Facebook message... Now, after a full year of trying to track this listener down, we finally have some a...

Phone Tap: Sweating For Smoothies

17 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today’s Phone Tap victim gets a smoothie every single day, so we’re calling her from the shop to let her know today’s order might ta...

Masked Speaker: Fight For Your Flight

17 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today's Masked Speaker says he's been leaving something valuable on every plane, that could instantly make you rich... Even Brooke said it'll change t...

Shock Collar Question of the Day (4/17/25)

17 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

CAP or NO CAP is picking up some momentum...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

FULL SHOW: One Month-er Date, Brooke’s Bathroom Research + Sensual Sandwich Prank (4/16/25)

16 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

FULL SHOW: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025 Get your 2nd Date Update Merch For A Cause HERE! Curious if we look as bad as we sound? Follow us @Brookea...

Win Brooke's Bucks (4/16/25)

16 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Have a knack for trivia? Well, so does Brooke… Try to answer as many questions right as you can in 30 seconds. If you answer more correctly tha...

Laser Stories (4/16/25)

16 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of lasers added in. Does it make sense? No not really, but it doesn’t HAVE ...

Second Date Update: The Good, The Bad & The Fugly

16 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The woman in today’s Second Date says she waits 30 DAYS before meeting up with a guy for the second time. You’ll never believe her reasons...

Battle of the Tinder Dates (4/16/25)

16 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Tinder is fun, but the dates don’t always work out, and can sometimes be really… really bad. Two of our listeners battle HEAD-to-HEAD to ...

What's On Your Mind? (4/16/25)

16 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Brooke has been doing some bathroom research, Jose has a plan to adopt a cat from Hawaii, Alexis learned the importance of speaking up, and Jeffrey ha...

Phone Tap: Roast Beef Massagewich

16 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today’s Phone Tap victim was in the middle of a busy lunch rush and Jeff called with one of the most aggravating and strange sandwich orders of ...

Shock Collar Question of the Day (4/16/25)

16 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

"Debunk or Double Bunk" was a little complicated so we're now (reluctantly) playing CAP or NO CAP.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

FULL SHOW: Empty the Savings Awkward Call, Family Over Fame Secret + Celeb Hookups (4/15/25)

15 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

FULL SHOW: Tuesday, April 15th, 2025 Get your 2nd Date Update Merch For A Cause HERE! Curious if we look as bad as we sound? Follow us @Brookeand...

Win Brooke's Bucks (4/15/25)

15 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Have a knack for trivia? Well, so does Brooke… Try to answer as many questions right as you can in 30 seconds. If you answer more correctly tha...

Did It To Win It!

15 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In "Did It To Win It" we have a short amount of time to identify which location a celeb has claimed to have "done it" in! Who will be the champion?See...

Awkward Tuesday: 15 Minutes of Gurt

15 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

How do you tell someone you love that their wildest dream might not be achievable? One of our listeners has that very problem with her boyfriend and s...

Phone Tap: Cougar Meets Mommy

15 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In your Phone Tap, we got a request from a college student who’s going home for a family reunion to prank his mom. So Brooke's calling as his ne...

Masked Speaker: Family Over Fame

15 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today's Masked Speaker admits she's keeping a big secret from her boyfriend, something that if he knew about it, could significantly improve his life....

Shock Collar Question of the Day (4/15/25)

15 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

"Bunk or No Bunk" was too confusing... so we're playing "DE-BUNK or DOUBLE BUNK"See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

FULL SHOW: Kind of Famous Date, Gave My Son WHAT Prank + Wanna Ride Loser Line (4/14/25)

14 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

FULL SHOW: Monday, April 14th, 2025 Get your 2nd Date Update Merch For A Cause HERE! Curious if we look as bad as we sound? Follow us @BrookeandJ...

Win Brooke's Bucks (4/14/25)

14 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Have a knack for trivia? Well, so does Brooke… Try to answer as many questions right as you can in 30 seconds. If you answer more correctly tha...

Whatcha Doin' At The Courthouse? (4/14/25)

14 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Jose headed down to the courthouse to ask the fine citizens hanging around the halls of justice a simple question... "whatcha doin' at the courthouse?...

Second Date Update: Fifteen Minutes of Shame

14 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The guy in today’s Second Date is sorta famous and never told us! Not until we got a hold of his date was his true identity revealed and it left...

Phone Tap: You Gave My Son The Herp

14 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today’s Phone Tap victim is used to dealing with some uptight parents but we bet she’s never received the kind of complaint Jeff's about t...

Loser Line (4/14/25)

14 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Don't give that creep at the bar your number! Slip him the Loser Line number instead and we'll play his awful voicemail on the air!See omnystudio.com/...

Laser Stories (4/14/25)

14 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of lasers added in. Does it make sense? No not really, but it doesn’t HAVE ...

Shock Collar Question of the Day (4/14/25)

14 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We're playing a new game called "BUNK or NO BUNK"See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Blind Love Is? Fan Favorite: Cassie & Darren

13 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We're adding a little extra content to help you get over the Sunday Scaries! They say you can find love in the most unlikely places, but what if it wa...

Gen Z vs Classic Movie Review: Wayne's World

12 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

PODCAST EXCLUSIVE: Are Wayne and Garth still funny to Gen Z?! We let Alexis decide for her entire generation. SCHWING!See omnystudio.com/listener for ...

Second Date Update Classic: Bats on the Beach

12 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The guy in today’s Second Date Update said he tangled tongues at a very awkward time right in the middle of his date, and he DIDN’T initia...

FULL SHOW: Jeff’s Tariff Song “Charge Me”, Dumbest Ways to Get Rich + Forgot U Date (4/11/25)

11 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

FULL SHOW: Friday, April 11th, 2025 Get your 2nd Date Update Merch For A Cause HERE! Curious if we look as bad as we sound? Follow us @BrookeandJ...

Win Brooke's Bucks (4/11/25)

11 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Have a knack for trivia? Well, so does Brooke… Try to answer as many questions right as you can in 30 seconds. If you answer more correctly tha...

Second Date Update: That Name Sounds Familiar

11 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

For SURE, the most ANNOYING part of dating apps….. is all the wasted energy you put in, getting to know someone really ONE… Only to neve...

Craziest Ways People Got Rich

11 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

NASA is offering up 3 million dollars to anyone can help them solve one strange problem they've been having...We'll tell you all about it plus other u...

Phone Tap: Clover's Helicopter Tours

11 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today you’ll hear maybe the first time that WE got more FRUSTRATED with our Phone Tap victim than he was with us!See omnystudio.com/listener for...

Laser Stories (4/11/25)

11 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of lasers added in. Does it make sense? No not really, but it doesn’t HAVE ...

Shock Collar Question of the Day (4/11/25)

11 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Is this a real race horse name or did we make it up?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

FULL SHOW: Goated Group Chat Textual, Viral “Chicken Jockey” + Burglar Confession (4/10/25)

10 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

FULL SHOW: Thursday, April 10th, 2025 Get your 2nd Date Update Merch For A Cause HERE! Curious if we look as bad as we sound? Follow us @Brookean...

Win Brooke's Bucks (4/10/25)

10 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Have a knack for trivia? Well, so does Brooke… Try to answer as many questions right as you can in 30 seconds. If you answer more correctly tha...

TikTok Click Shock (4/10/25)

10 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

There’s a strange new movie theater trend that’s gotten so out of control, some states have had to BAN children from attending...Plus, one...

Textual Healing: Let's Get This Goat Show On The Road

10 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

One of our listeners is worried she may be caught in a scary situation after she was ACCIDENTALLY added to a group chat where she didn't know anyone.....

Phone Tap: Turd Track Your Dog

10 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today’s Phone Tap victim is worried her apartment building is trying to get her in trouble for not picking up her dog’s poop, but we actua...

Masked Speaker: Lost Key B&E

10 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today's Masked Speaker admits every single person who lives in his building would be FURIOUS with him if they ever found out the truth of what he did....

Shock Collar Question of the Day (4/10/25)

10 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We're running it back with another HIGHER or LOWER!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

FULL SHOW: Unblock Me 2nd Date, Jose’s Surprise Throuple + Alexis’ Listener Plea (4/9/25)

09 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

FULL SHOW: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025 Get your 2nd Date Update Merch For A Cause HERE! Curious if we look as bad as we sound? Follow us @Brookean...

Win Brooke's Bucks (4/9/25)

09 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Have a knack for trivia? Well, so does Brooke… Try to answer as many questions right as you can in 30 seconds. If you answer more correctly tha...

Second Date Update: Pre-Block

09 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Normally, Second Date Updates focus on what happened DURING the date, but today it’s all about what happened one hour AFTER the date. It left on...

Phone Tap: Jose CAMEOS His Biggest Fan

09 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This may be one of our favorite Phone Taps of the entire year! Even if this listener isn’t a huge fan of Jose, he’s still about to get way...

Busted! (4/9/25)

09 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Cheaters have gotten away with things for too long! In BUSTED, you tell us the ways you've caught someone cheating and then we can laugh through the p...

Laser Stories (4/9/25)

09 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of lasers added in. Does it make sense? No not really, but it doesn’t HAVE ...

What's On Your Mind? (4/9/25)

09 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Brooke has a UNIQUE problem with her contact lens prescription, Jose put himself in a Third Wheel Scenario, Alexis wants listeners to start noticing h...

Shock Collar Question of the Day (4/9/25)

09 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We're playing a Pop Culture edition of HIGHER or LOWER!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

FULL SHOW: Faking French Awkward Call, Police Lie Confession + Beat Brooke Trivia (4/8/25)

08 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

FULL SHOW: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025 Get your 2nd Date Update Merch For A Cause HERE! Curious if we look as bad as we sound? Follow us @BrookeandJ...

Win Brooke's Bucks (4/8/25)

08 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Have a knack for trivia? Well, so does Brooke… Try to answer as many questions right as you can in 30 seconds. If you answer more correctly tha...

Awkward Tuesday: Bonjour Betrayal

08 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

One of our listeners has a dilemma. Her friend asked her to tell the biggest lie of her life, or it might cost someone their career! We’ll help ...

Phone Tap: Brushing Bad

08 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today we’re pranking a substitute art teacher, and we’ve got a lesson plan that we guarantee he never thought he’d have to deal with...

Masked Speaker: Sick Day Gone Wrong

08 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

When you get caught in a lie, you can either come clean or double down. One of our listeners had to decide if he should confess to his wife or lie to ...

Shock Collar Question of the Day (4/8/25)

08 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Can you name what sport these athletes with iconic nicknames play?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

FULL SHOW: Humiliating Waiter Date, Prison Request Message + Get Back Ur Ex Prank (4/7/25)

07 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

FULL SHOW: Monday, April 7th, 2025 Get your 2nd Date Update Merch For A Cause HERE! Curious if we look as bad as we sound? Follow us @BrookeandJe...

Win Brooke's Bucks (4/7/25)

07 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Have a knack for trivia? Well, so does Brooke… Try to answer as many questions right as you can in 30 seconds. If you answer more correctly tha...

Missed Connections (4/7/25)

07 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We scoured the back pages of Craigslist to find the best (or is it worst?) entries from their Missed Connections section! Whether you're a hopeless ro...

Second Date Update: Age Is Just A Bummer

07 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Imagine being on a date and the server points out your BIGGEST insecurity… It happened to one of our listeners and you can hear what it was com...

Phone Tap: Heavy Heartstrings Inc

07 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today’s Phone Tap victim was set up by her friends, and although she’s been single for a long time, we have a romantic opportunity for her...

Loser Line (4/7/25)

07 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Don't give that creep at the bar your number! Slip him the Loser Line number instead and we'll play his awful voicemail on the air!See omnystudio.com/...

Laser Stories (4/7/25)

07 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of lasers added in. Does it make sense? No not really, but it doesn’t HAVE ...

Shock Collar Question of the Day (4/7/25)

07 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

How many of these Hollywood Bad Boys can you name?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Forgive and Forget UPDATE: Eric & Alyssa

06 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We're adding a little extra content to help you get over the Sunday Scaries! A few months ago we tried a new segment to help two people mend their bro...

Today vs Back in the Day (4/5/25)

05 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

PODCAST EXCLUSIVE: We're pitting the generations against each other with the ultimate trivia game, it's Brooke vs. Alexis!See omnystudio.com/listener ...

Second Date Update Classic: Dino Drunkfest

05 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today’s Second Date Update is all about the 3 D’s – Dinosaurs, drinking and diamonds. Hear the call for yourself in the podcast! Get...

FULL SHOW: Jeff’s Chappell Roan AI Parody, No Friend Zone Date + Dumbest Teen Texts (4/4/25)

04 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

FULL SHOW: Friday, April 4th, 2025 Get your 2nd Date Update Merch For A Cause HERE! Curious if we look as bad as we sound? Follow us @BrookeandJe...

Win Brooke's Bucks (4/4/25)

04 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Have a knack for trivia? Well, so does Brooke… Try to answer as many questions right as you can in 30 seconds. If you answer more correctly tha...

Second Date Update: 3rd Times A Yawn

04 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The guy on the phone today told us he’s fed up with being friend-zoned, and he wants to get ahead of things with a bizarre new plan we’ve ...

Phone Tap: Jealous A.I Fiance

04 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today we’re Phone Tapping a dance studio and trying to get some one on one lessons. The catch is: our partner is a little robotic, and we don&rs...

Dumbest Teen Texts

04 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

How does a regular dad of two teenagers end up becoming instant CELEBRITY?  It happened all because of a few TEXTS he posted online, and we're go...

Laser Stories (4/4/25)

04 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of lasers added in. Does it make sense? No not really, but it doesn’t HAVE ...

Shock Collar Question of the Day (4/4/25)

04 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We're talking FAMOUS FOURSOMES in the Shock Collar Question of the Day!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

FULL SHOW: Say Yes to the Ex Shrek-Edition, Cheaper Gas Hack + Rogue Hair Braider (4/3/25)

03 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

FULL SHOW: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025 Get your 2nd Date Update Merch For A Cause HERE! Curious if we look as bad as we sound? Follow us @Brookeand...

Win Brooke's Bucks (4/3/25)

03 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Have a knack for trivia? Well, so does Brooke… Try to answer as many questions right as you can in 30 seconds. If you answer more correctly tha...

TikTok Click Shock (4/3/25)

03 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

One woman is going viral after falling asleep on a flight and waking up with her hair looking BETTER than when she took off...Plus, there's a new dati...

Say Yes To The Ex: Exes Have Layers

03 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

If there’s one thing we know, its that guys who do character impressions get ALL the ladies. Our listener Art does a flawless “SHREK&rdquo...

Phone Tap: New to Naturopathic

03 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today’s Phone Tap victim had his girlfriend sign him up for an appointment with a naturopathic doctor, and before his first visit Brooke's calli...

Masked Speaker: Bottled Air

03 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Even though today's Masked Speaker has a wildly successful career where she travels the world, she still HIDES it from her family because of how unser...

Shock Collar Question of the Day (4/3/25)

03 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

A new survey found the Top 20 things that people say are the most fun parts about work!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

FULL SHOW: Jeff’s Unwanted Guest, Alexis’ High School Drama + Worst 1st Kiss Date (4/2/25)

02 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

FULL SHOW: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025 Get your 2nd Date Update Merch For A Cause HERE! Curious if we look as bad as we sound? Follow us @Brookean...

Win Brooke's Bucks (4/2/25)

02 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Have a knack for trivia? Well, so does Brooke… Try to answer as many questions right as you can in 30 seconds. If you answer more correctly tha...

Second Date Update: Eyes Closed Mouth Open

02 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

There’s one moment in every date where you can end on a high note, or push your luck and risk it all. One of our listeners says he definitely ma...

Phone Tap: Over Aggressive Typer

02 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today’s Phone Tap victim just had a HUGE tech upgrade at his office so today Jose's calling as IT to let him know he's been paying VERY close at...

Battle of the Tinder Dates (4/2/25)

02 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Tinder is fun, but the dates don’t always work out, and can sometimes be really… really bad. Two of our listeners battle HEAD-to-HEAD to ...

Laser Stories (4/2/25)

02 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of lasers added in. Does it make sense? No not really, but it doesn’t HAVE ...

What's On Your Mind? (4/2/25)

02 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Brooke's daughter learned her tricks, Jose's nephew is calling in an I.O.U, Alexis is bursting at the seems with HOT GOSS, and Jeffrey has a woodpecke...

Shock Collar Question of the Day (4/2/25)

02 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Which of these strange Floridian laws are REAL and which did we make up?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

FULL SHOW: A.I. Fail Awkward Call, MLB Opening Day + Porpoisely Wet Prank (4/1/25)

01 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

FULL SHOW: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025 Get your 2nd Date Update Merch For A Cause HERE! Curious if we look as bad as we sound? Follow us @BrookeandJ...

Win Brooke's Bucks (4/1/25)

01 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Have a knack for trivia? Well, so does Brooke… Try to answer as many questions right as you can in 30 seconds. If you answer more correctly tha...

Whatcha Doin' At Opening Day?

01 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Baseball is BACK! And to celebrate we sent Jose and Alexis down to the stadium for opening weekend to interview the fans!See omnystudio.com/listener f...

Awkward Tuesday: A.I Fail

01 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Is a gift on a first date too much? One of our listeners gifts may have crossed that line because he emailed us asking for an Awkward Tuesday Phone Ca...

Phone Tap: Dolphin Trainer Mixup

01 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today’s Phone Tap victim is just two days into a new job and we’re gonna spice things up by making her think she’s in hot water with...

Masked Speaker: Birthday Dreadful

01 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today's Masked Speaker says he has a FANTASTIC marriage... but there's one thing he can never be honest with about with his spouse. But after 7 years ...

Shock Collar Question of the Day (4/1/25)

01 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Are these Celebrity Endorsements of products real or did we make them up?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

FULL SHOW: Down to Stack Date, Sexy Robot Loser Line + Meet Jamie Button Prank (3/31/25)

31 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

FULL SHOW: Monday, March 31st, 2025 Get your 2nd Date Update Merch For A Cause HERE! Curious if we look as bad as we sound? Follow us @BrookeandJ...

Win Brooke's Bucks (3/31/25)

31 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Have a knack for trivia? Well, so does Brooke… Try to answer as many questions right as you can in 30 seconds. If you answer more correctly tha...