It's A Lot with Abbie Chatfield

SOLO NMF P2: "That Took A Horrifying Turn..."

18 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode, there is mention of stalking and threatening behaviour. If any of the topics discussed is triggering for you, please seek help by vis...

SOLO NMF P1: The Rich Clown Who Wants To Live Forever

18 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode, there is mention of stalking and threatening behaviour. If any of the topics discussed is triggering for you, please seek help by vis...

PATRIC GAGNE: "I'm A Diagnosed Sociopath"

15 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

What is Sociopathy and how does it differ from Psychopathy? Can Sociopathy be considered a neurodivergence? And, what does life look like for someone ...

BONUS: Trump's Assasination Attempt

15 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Abbie, Oscar and Lem have SO many thoughts on what's going on in the US right now so here's a little extra bonus all about Trump's assasination. Cuh-R...

TWO BROKE CHICKS NMF P2: "I Have Nothing Left In Me"

11 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

After a heavy night of drinking with party animals Lucy and Nikki, Two Broke Chicks' Sal found herself at the back of an Uber regretting her life deci...

SOLO P2: Charli XCX Is My Taylor Swift

08 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Make no mistake. Abbie is NOT pro Joe Biden but she's vehemently anti-Trump. But will Charli XCX save us all? LINKS Listen to Charli XCX's new album ...

SOLO P1: Mental Health Update And An Abortion Epiphany

08 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode, Abbie talks at length about suicidal ideation and abortion. If any of the topics discussed is triggering for you, please seek help by...

TWO BROKE CHICKS NMF P1: "I Showed Bondi My Coochie"

04 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Two Broke Chicks' Al has had far too many times where she was naked in the most awkward of situations. Here's the first part of the Two Broke Chicks' ...

TWO BROKE CHICKS P2: What If My Friend Is Dating A D*ckhead?

01 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

What do you do when your friends suddenly have kids and their whole lives have changed? Are all toxic friendships obvious? And, what if you're friend ...

TWO BROKE CHICKS P1: Friendships, Weddings And Finances

01 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

What are the signs of a toxic friendship? Is a long friendship necessarily the best one? And, Abbie has a special wedding rant that is GLORIOUS! LINKS...

LIZZY HOO: "I'm A Baby In A Nappy"

27 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Heads up: Lots of poo chat in this one How on earth is comedian Lizzy Hoo going to survive a 45 minute interview she thought was only 10 minutes long ...

Abbie's Bday Surprise: Adam's C*ck Cloning

25 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

What do you give the woman who has it all? A 'Love Prank' maybe? LINKS Listen to Keli Holiday's new EP https://bit.ly/3yPMyJ1 Review the podcast on A...

SOLO: "I Didn't Even Get Past The Cervix Clamping..."

24 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

A failed IUD insertion, The Handmaid's Tale vasectomy chats, traumatic housework devision from previous relationships, and various other Abbie life up...

KELSEY FLETCHER'S NMF: "I NEED To Fake An Orgasm..."

20 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

When they first met at a park bench on her birthday, Abbie's 'civilian' friend Kelsey Fletcher thought this man could amount to something. Little did ...

ANGELA WHITE: "For Me, Porn Is The Perfect Job"

17 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Porn producer, director and performer Angela White is back for another chat with Abbie to answer more questions such as: What does anal prepping look ...

MITCH GREER'S NMF P2: "We're Not Going To Be Catfished Again"

13 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

There is NO WAY Mitch is going to fall for another catfishing account again. But this time, 'TikTok Influencer Bitch' Mitch Greer's interaction with p...

SOLO: America What's Your Deal?!

10 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Now the relationship has been launched, HARD, Abbie can FINALLY talk about her trip to The Americas with her boyfriend. And let's just say, she has so...

AMA with Kath Ebbs And Adam Hyde

06 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Will Adam and Abbie move in together? Are they monogamous? Would they ever make a sex toy together? And does Adam mind being on the cock carousel? Per...

THE HARD LAUNCH PART 2

03 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

A continuation of how Abbie and her BF developed that initial crush into a serious relationship, how he provided a safe space for Abbie to feel secure...

THE HARD LAUNCH PART 1

03 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Do we need to be clearer with this one? MEET ABBIE'S BOYFRIEND and follow along how they met, who asked who out on a date first, and who went for the ...

MITCH GREER'S NMF: "He's Six Foot Three, Blue Eyes, Works In Finance"

30 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

"I only thought this could happen to middle aged mums on TLC networks" is what influencer Mitch Greer said after she discovered that sexy finance Tom ...

SOLO: "I'm Slowly Confessing My Sins To My BF"

27 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Being in a 'secure' relationship has caused Abbie to reflect A LOT on her past behaviour in crushes and relationships. This episode is full of caution...

EM RUSCIANO'S NMF: "Big Penis And A Tassie Devil Tat"

23 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

He's got a big penis, a Tassie Devil tat, and a request which Writer, Comedian, and Podcaster Em Rusciano couldn't say no to... Piss yourselves at thi...

EM RUSCIANO P2: "The Queen Of The Middle Ground"

20 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Disclaimer: The contents of this episode are not to be used as medical advice. If you have questions, please chat to your specialist or GP.  The chat...

EM RUSCIANO P1: "My ADHD And Autism Hate Each Other"

20 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Disclaimer: The contents of this episode are not to be used as medical advice. If you have questions, please chat to your specialist or GP.  She's be...

BIANKA ISMAILOVSKI'S NMF: "Penis Hanging Out Of A Velvet Curtain"

16 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Despite owning a snake, a rock collection, and a rare coin collection, Comedian and Sex Worker Bianka Ismailovski admits to sleeping with Australia's ...

SOLO P2: "What Dom & Ella Did Is Irresponsible"

13 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode, there is mention of sexual assault. If any of the topics discussed is triggering for you, please seek help by visiting Lifeline's web...

SOLO P1: "Being Aligned With Palestine Is Not Exclusive"

13 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Abbie's thoughts on Blockout 2024. LINKS Visit Operation Olive Branch's spreadsheet https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1vtMLLOzuc6GpkFySyVtKQOY2j...

SOLO NMF: "Bro The Date Was Over When You Popped Your Tyre"

09 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode, there is mention of stealthing which is a form of rape . If any of the topics discussed is triggering for you, please seek help by vi...

GUILTY FEMINIST'S NMF: "Probably Shouldn't Have Normalised This Trauma"

02 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

The way this father told his kids about the sister(s) they didn't know about was WILD! Host of the Guilty Feminist podcast Deborah Frances White has h...

SOLO: Is This The Beginning Of The Downfall of Anthony Albanese?

29 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Abbie has MANY thoughts on Albanese's appearance at the 'Men's Violence Against Women' marches this past weekend. In fact, she's admitted to having a ...

GRACE TAME'S NMF: "I Was Asked This In Front of 500 People"

25 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode, there is brief mention of child sexual abuse. If any of the topics discussed is triggering for you, please seek help by visiting Life...

GRACE TAME: "Trauma Doesn't Make Sense"

22 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode, we discuss child sexual abuse, mental health issues, and sexual assault. If any of the topics discussed is triggering for you, please...

SOLO NMF: "I Like My Women Dairy-Free, Meat-Free, and Silent"

18 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

When a boomer vegan man with a Tesla became friends with this listener's boyfriend, things went terribly wrong... Oh, also, get ready for MULTIPLE hil...

SOLO: "Hating Women IS An Ideology"

16 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode, we discuss the incident that happened at Bondi Junction. If any of the topics discussed is triggering for you, please seek help by vi...

LISTENER RANTS: "Daylight Savings, Dating Apps, And Pandas"

15 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

For the first episode of this new season with a new look and the same iconic Abbie, we hand the mic to you and ask you to give us your best Abbie-styl...

MILO HARTILL'S NMF: A Slur is NOT Dirty Talk

11 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Dancer, actress, and singer Milo Hartill is back on the pod and this time, her Nightmare Fuel leaves Abbie stunned in silence. Should Milo get back to...

SOLO P2: "Riding The Cock Carousel"

08 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In part 2, Abbie finally plays back what "Loser Freak" said on his IG live and the clap backs are so worth the wait. What did you think of this episod...

SOLO P1: "Turns Out I'm Unmarriable, Guys."

08 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

A week ago, an ex MAFS contestant decided to go on an IG live to "roast" Abbie. Apparently, Abbie is approaching 30 which means she's in the "danger z...

HANNAH FERGUSON'S NMF: "There's Raw Anüs On The Towel!!!"

04 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode, there is mention of sexual assault and harassment. If any of the topics discussed is triggering for you, please seek help by visiting...

HANNAH FERGUSON P2: "Your Empowerment Is Their Entitlement"

01 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Part two with author and head of Cheek Media Co. Hannah Fegurson where she explains why she believes rightwing media platforms are so hell-bent on the...

HANNAH FERGUSON P1: "You're The Lightning Rod For Sexism In Australia"

01 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

The dogdy headlines about Abbie are neverending. Who best to ask to dissect them than head of Cheek Media Co. Hannah Ferguson? What did you think of t...

RHYS NICHOLSON NMF: "As Our Boners Disappear, Let's Watch A Muppet Cry"

28 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

First, Abbie needed to sort out her beef with comedian Rhys Nicholson (they/them). Once we got over that lil hump, Rhys gave us the best possible stor...

SOLO P2: Do I Want Monogamy?

25 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Other than a much needed annual PSA about no alcohol on Good Friday, Abbie tells us all about one the kindest most emotionally intelligent men she's e...

SOLO P1: "I Wrote Him A 5 Page Letter"

25 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Abbie REALLY likes this person. She's cried about him (happy tears), has described him as "the kindest person ever" and even wrote a 5-paged letter to...

NMF SUPERCUT: Why Men Need To Call Out Other Men

21 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode, there is mention of sexual assault and violence. If any of the topics discussed is triggering for you, please seek help by calling 18...

RASHIDA DUNGARWALLA: The Origin Story Of A People Pleaser

18 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Why do some of us "people please"? What's the difference between being polite and being a people pleaser? What does people pleasing look like in the c...

JOSH THOMAS' NMF P2: "The ULTIMATE Who Smelt It Dealt It"

14 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Second round of Josh Thomas because we can't get enough! If you haven't heard part 1, GO BACK AND LISTEN. Compared to the last one, this one is in Jos...

JOSH THOMAS' NMF P1: "I Locked My D*ck in A Cage"

14 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

How did comedian and creator of the TV show 'Please Like Me" end up in a d*ck cage with no keys? Check out part 1 of Josh Thomas' stream of Nightmare ...

AMA: Why Does "Female" Feel Like A Slur?

11 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Such great questions in today's AMA including: would Abbie prefer to have kids with a man or a woman? Why does the word "female" feel so wrong when a ...

Quick Car Thoughts on IWD

08 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Why IWD can be SO F*cked! LINKS Email your own voice memos for your Nightmare Fuel to [email protected]  Review the podcast on Apple Podcasts...

REUBEN KAYE NMF: "It Was Mango Magic, Baby!"

07 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Please note that, on this episode, there is brief mention of animal harm in the context of a joke.  What happens when having too much fruit juice mak...

ANTOINETTE LATTOUF: Whatsapp, Fair Work, & Maureen

04 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Trigger Warning: The contents of this episode are highly divisive. If you find this topic upsetting in any way, we advise that you skip this one. If a...

SOLO NMF: "Anyway, His Defence Lawyer Lied..."

29 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This episode goes into sexual assault and harrasment. If any of the topics discussed is triggering for you, please seek help by calling 1800 RESPECT T...

SOLO: Why I'm Breaking Up With My GP

26 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Disclaimer: The contents of this episode are not to be used as medical advice. If you have questions, please chat to your GP. Also, there is mention o...

GSPOT+LUCY WARK: AMA On Anal

22 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

What did you think of this episode? DM us a voice note of your thoughts to @itsalotpod on IG How do I prep for anal? What about "the mess"? What if my...

GSPOT+LUCY WARK: Let's Get Into Anal

19 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

What did you think of this episode? DM us a voice note of your thoughts to @itsalotpod on IG How did Abbie get into anal sex? What's the story behind ...

SOLO NMF: "My Manager Stole My Toenail To Clone Me"

15 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This episode goes into stalking and harrasment behaviour. If any of the topics discussed is triggering for you, please seek help by calling 1800 RESPE...

SOLO: I'm Not Going To Be The "Cool Girl" Anymore

12 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

What did you think of this episode? DM us a voice note of your thoughts to @itsalotpod on IG That's IT! Abbie's done with casual dating, done with giv...

NAZEEM HUSSAIN'S NMF: A Bollywood Boat Party

08 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Two Nightmare Fuels in one day. Comedian and Writer Nazeem Hussain tells us about why the word "leukemia" almost got him fired and why a white man's i...

REMY KASSIMIR: "I Lost My Orgasm"

05 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

The following episode contains discussions of body dysmorphia, depression, abortion, and suicide. If this raises any issues for you please reach out t...

SOLO NMF: A Dodgy Side Business

01 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

She meets this guy on a kink app and they seem to be hitting it off until she finds out about his dodgy side business... LINKS Email your own voice m...

SOLO: "I'm Going Through A Breakup"

29 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

That's it. Abbie's had enough of the Northern Rivers as it's SO not worth the hype. Rant vibes all over. In more important news, Abbie's going through...

NO NMF: "Nothing to Celebrate On This Day"

25 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

The following episode contains discussions of First Nations issues. If this raises any issues for you please reach out to 13YARN at 13 92 76 LINKS Fi...

KIM KEMMIS: "I Had An Exorcism [To Change My Sexuality]"

22 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode, there is mention of severe homophobia, transphobia, and suicide. If any of the topics discussed is triggering for you, please seek he...

SOLO NMF: "Can You Do The Splits?"

18 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

The following episode contains discussions of sexual assault and healthcare misconduct. If this raises any issues for you please reach out to Lifeline...

SOLO: A Feminist Dilemma And Gypsy Rose

15 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Abbie is wondering: should she have a nose job? Also, why is everyone calling Gypsy Rose Blanchard a manipulator?  LINKS Email your own voice memos ...

SOLO NMF: "Sucking My Toes With The Vacuum"

11 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Following a hot make out session in a moshpit, this listener ends up having her toes sucked by a vacuum at this random guy's place. WTF? LINKS Email ...

CLAIRE WAKEFIELD: How F*cked Vaping Is

08 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

If you're struggling with a vaping dependency, please visit Quitline https://bit.ly/3RQtD8h or call 17 7848 It's weird how quickly we go from "this ai...

SOLO NMF: "Knee Deep In A Mangrove"

04 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

An icky one that shows you just how important it is to WASH YOUR BITS before going out on a date mmmkay? LINKS Email your own voice memos for your Ep...

SOLO AMA: "I Need To Face My Horny Fear..."

01 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

First thing you'll hear about Abbie this new year is the time she went to a sex party. Dungeons, voyeristic sexy chairs, and rule-driven orgies left A...

NMF WITH JESSIE HUGHES: "I'M NOT A MISOGYNIST!"

28 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

"Have you studied Freud?" is one question he asks on a date after cutting her off, talking over her and lunging over the table to try and kiss her (no...

JESSIE HUGHES: WTF Is AI?

25 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

WTF is AI? Will it be taking over our jobs? What's deep fake porn and should we be scared? Artist, technologist and screenwriter Jessie Hughes knows h...

SOLO NMF: "Once The Plane Lands, It's DONE."

21 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

One minute he's "I want to break up with you" and the next minute he's cuddling and having sex with her. In one of the most confusing nightmare fuels ...

SOLO SUPERCUT: The Glug It Up Tutorial

19 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

If you're looking for a quick guide to sucking dick, this one's for you. A cutdown version of yesterday's episode all packaged up nicely for you to li...

SOLO: The Evolution Of Glug It Up

18 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

It's been nearly 3 years since Abbie recorded her legendary guide on blowing cock titled "Glug it Up". Since then, Abbie has sucked many more a penise...

ALEXIS FERNANDEZ'S NMF: "Was I The Side Chick?"

14 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Do You F*cking Mind Podcast Host, Neuroscientist, and Author Alexis Fernandez finally reveals the full story behind the narcissist who charmed her, co...

ALEXIS FERNANDEZ: A Masterclass in Dealing with Narcissists

11 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode, there is mention of coercive control. If any of the topics discussed is triggering for you, please seek help by visiting Lifeline's w...

LUKE'S NMF: "I'm Gunna Kick The Door Down!"

07 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The one who blindsided him and the one who lied about why she's with another guy in the toilet. Luke's Nightmare Fuel are his two ex girlfriends... LI...

MARIEKE HARDY: It's Still A Cock Forest...

06 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode, there is mention of suicide. If any of the topics discussed is triggering for you, please seek help by visiting Lifeline's website at...

SOLO: Ask Me Anything (including Bach goss)

04 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

A Chaotic AMA touching on Abbie's experience on The Bachelor set, our internalised misogyny, and Abbie now deciding to ditch her phone and a get a lan...

SASSY SCOTT'S NMF: "I'm Gunna F*ck That Ute Out The Front"

30 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

In one of the creepiest Grindr dates Sassy Scott has ever been on, he gets asked to watch a 55 year old rando f*ck a ute among other delightful things...

NEVO ZISIN: "Assigned Zionist At Birth"

27 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Trigger Warning: The contents of this episode are highly divisive. If you find this topic upsetting in any way, we advise that you skip this one. If a...

SOLO NMF: "Nutella Trauma"

23 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This story about a jar of nutella made Abbie gag HARD! Short and sweet babez. LINKS Email your own voice memos for Nightmare Fuel to hello@itsalotpod...

SOLO CONTINUED: Being Submissive With Mr Locario

21 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Since the majority of It's A Lot listeners wanted Mr Locario on, here we go. Abbie learns how to be submissive from Mr Locario himself. Enjoy! LINKS ...

SOLO: "Alpha Males" Can Get F*cked!

20 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Listen to Abbie unpack the YouTube video that got her RAGING at how these men think they can "teach a woman how to be submissive" alongside other argu...

NATH'S NMF: "And We're Dryhumping. And..."

16 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Nath meets "the woman of his dreams" at a nightclub. She takes him back to her place, things get heated, and suddenly Nath is DYING from Shame... LINK...

BASSEM YOUSSEF: "We Have To Ceasefire RIGHT NOW"

13 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Trigger Warning: The contents of this episode are highly divisive. If you find this topic upsetting in any way, we advise that you skip this one. If a...

SOLO NMF CONTINUED: "Chicken Wrap Girlie Pop"

10 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

If you've heard yesterday's NMF, you would've heard how many questions Abbie had for "Chicken Wrap Girlie Pop". We call Sibby to ask: Where did you ge...

SOLO NMF: "From A Chicken Wrap To Season 4 Of Underbelly"

09 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

"Don't worry about it", he says as he pays for her chicken wrap. Little did she know that he had an Excel sheet tallying it all up. COLOUR CODING and ...

SOLO: I Thought That's How Everyone Wee'd

06 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

If you're a frequent UTI girlie, then Abbie's PSA might be useful for you to hear. To sum this up nicely: Abbie's pussy is too tight and she's being p...

CHANEL CONTOS NMF: "Catching Feelings After Poking Him In The Balls"

02 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode, we discuss sexual assault and rape. If any of the topics discussed is triggering for you, please seek help by visiting Lifeline's web...

CHANEL CONTOS: Consent Is SO Horny

30 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode, we discuss sexual assault and rape. If any of the topics discussed is triggering for you, please seek help by visiting Lifeline's web...

MUMMY'S NMF: "He Wanted To Lure Me In With Food Containers"

26 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Abbie's Mummy lives to tell the tales of her unbelievable cockroach encounters in far north Queensland. You'll realise after listening to this what an...

MUMMY: "She Was Always A Good Girl"

23 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Abbie's Mum Laura makes her debut on It's A Lot and WE ARE IN LOVE! It's a chaotic episode in true Chatfield fashion where "Mummy" answers Oscar and L...

RELISTEN: Thomas Mayo On The Uluru Statement From The Heart

16 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

If any of the topics discussed is triggering for you, maybe skip this one and please seek help by visiting Lifeline's website at https://www.lifeline....

JIMMY'S NMF: "So She's Sucking My Flaccid Penis..."

12 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Jimmy's WORST nightmare happened when the girl he's been crushing on for YEARS invited him over to "f*ck her". What happened next still haunts him to ...

JIMMY & NATH PART 2: The Best Straight White Men That I Know

10 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode, there are mentions of racism, homophobia, and mental health issues and suicide. If any of the topics discussed is triggering for you,...

JIMMY & NATH PART 1: The Best Straight White Men That I Know

09 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode, there are mentions of racism, homophobia, and mental health issues. If any of the topics discussed is triggering for you, maybe skip ...

NMF SUPERCUTS: Red Flags ALL Over

05 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Three of the juiciest Nightmare Fuels chopped up and served as one episode. SO MANY red flags in these ones. Supercut 1: "Titanic Turned Into America...