Not For Radio

528: Spicy burger... or are you just fat?

26 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the podcast. 2 - Spicy burger competition.11 - First Warriors game.17 - Flintoff documentary. Brad Smeele - https://bit.ly/4kaZxqT 21 - O...

525: Sorry George

19 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the podcast. 2 - State of Origin last night 5 - 2 Great Danes and 1 nasty shit.9 - NRL pool shot put.12 - Electric shock to the flaps17 - ...

524: Rhonda Hapi Smith

17 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the podcast. We're joined by Rhonda Hāpi-Smith - A female prison officer and member of the Riot Squad, she met and worked with thieves, addi...

522: Knuckles from Country Trucker Caps

13 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the podcast. 3 - Field days. 7 - NZ Pie reviews / Lewis Road Creamery. 10- Andrew Hamilton show.15 - Super yachts in Monaco.19 - F1.21 - Ge...

521: Decontamination

12 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the podcast. 2 - Mad Dog Bryan17 - Moving house in a hurry24 - Towel wiper Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want ...

518: Rhinostopper

06 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the podcast. 1 -  Volcano kettle explosion. 9 - Drunk poo on a walk home. 16 - Jay saw Jo Koy.25 - Blazed NZ ad.30 - Advice for people w...

517: Sail trip with no experience

05 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the podcast. 1 - Fruit Salad can.6 - We love garlic.12 - Sailing with bugger all experience.24 - Jay got a listener in trouble.27 - Jay's h...

515: Shock to the cock

30 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the podcast. 2 - Dog exposes lost virginity.7 - Electric shock to the cock.13 - Message from Judith Lyons.SJ Family reunion - https://www....

514: Handcuff show and tell

29 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the podcast. Stuck earring, a broken jaw and a missing foot6 - Thunderflash and desert loos11 - Betcha pot for State of Origin and our wild...

511: Self-catheterizing a blocked bladder

23 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the podcast. 1 - Michael won $1k worth of Binance5 - Blocked bladder13 - Principal dad punishes student son24 - No one else like me NFR edi...

510: Jay's roll ups

22 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the podcast. 2 - Our radio show is #1 and Aaron has a complaint5 - Accidentally pissing on someone9 - Jay's experience in Bali19 - How many...

Go and check out episode 353

16 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the podcast. NOTHING! Well, not really. But the lads aren't here to record a podcast today, so we're redirecting you to a classic 'Sniper E...

507: Porcupine quills and a butt boil

15 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the podcast. 2 - Porcupine quills.7 - Boil on the butt.14 - Stevie B update.20 - Pubes for holidays.23 - Flat Earth Theory.35 - Would Ya? ...

506: Catching a live bomb

13 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the podcast. 2 - Climbing a crane 8 - Catching a live bomb19 - Things you can say in cricket and also during sex22 - Embarrassing kids25 - N...

504: Jay's son has a unique story from work

08 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the podcast. 3 - Jay's son's writing exercise. 9 - Second bumhole. 17  - Burnt on the exhaust. 22 - James from Binance. New NFR sungl...

503: Jaye Pukepuke

06 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the podcast. 1 - Armed robberies.8 - Disconnect from the land.10 - Prison.12 - Catalyst for change.15 - Mount Eden. 18 - Prison Life.22 - ...

501: Heath Franklin's Chopper

02 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the podcast.  Fingering a dog. 1 - Longevity in comedy.3 - New show - The Last Hard Bastard on Earth.6 - Scenarios.11 - Hecklers during a...

500: Our Five Hundredth Episode!

01 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the podcast. 3 - Kid with a compound bow. 12 - Veeting your ballsack. 19 - Mould hole. 30 - Eating a meat cyst. 34 - Shoutout to Nick. ...

497: Captain Pete Bethune. Part 3

24 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the podcast. Billionaire’s dog. Cloning animals. Convictions hanging around. Stealing uni assignments and cutting his hand. Trying to...

496: Garage Squirrel

23 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the podcast. 2 - Unhinged parenting hacks.  10 - A queef and NFR.     16 - Caught on camera on a cruise.   20 -   The last video ...

494: Captain Pete Bethune. Part 2

17 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the podcast. Listeners who’ve gone on Pete’s missions. Ilegal Nicuorguan boats. An update on Paul Watson. 60th birthday. Elephant m...

493: Shrinkage

16 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the podcast. 4 - Spooking a doctor. 7 - Thailand lads holiday. 10 - A rogue saw and a trapped willy. 17 - Shrinkage chat. 18 - Who we s...

491: Captain Pete Bethune. Part 1

14 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the podcast. Customs and borders 13 - Turtle trackers. 18 - Arresting fisherman. 25.20 - Antarctica and the Gulf.  https://www.earthrac...

490: We haven't laughed this hard in ages

11 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the podcast. 3 - Outhouse Story. 10 - Gastric Bypass Surgery. 17 - Jay’s Wife Anna. 22 - G-Dogs. 27 - The bloke who created Harold th...

489: Hulk's Meat Missile

09 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the podcast. 0 - Paper mache bell end. 4 - Squashed cock. 11- Toenails on the train. 17 - A big chat about emotions. 23 - Blue penis. ...

488: James from the army

08 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the podcast. Jay’s AA weekend. 14 - An odd question from a dog owner. 17 - Dog survives being hit by a car. 23 - Joining the army. 25 ...

487: Andy from the circus

03 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the podcast. 1 - Andy from the circus smuggled grass. 8 - NZ Education. 10 - NZ TV clips - Choc Top God. Link to Two Cars One Night: http...

486: Hunting pirates

01 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the podcast. 1 - Peter pissed himself in Spain. 13  - Would we hunt pirates? 23  - Father-in-law firestick surprise. 27 - $100k tattoo...

484: Drug dog

28 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the podcast. 1 - Motivation. 2 - Body parts left to rot. 5 - Lighting yourself on fire. 9 - Dog on shrooms. 14 - When Dre met Eminem. ...

483: Illegal border crossing

27 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the podcast. 1 - Who's biffing my wheelie bin. 10 - Ilegal border crossing. 18 -  Sleeping pills have been giving us weird dreams. https...

480: A genital injury that leaves us shocked

21 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the podcast. 2 - Stalky and the cactus. 7 - Degloved penis. 14 - Korean beatboxer. 16 - Getting hit by a car. 23 - Self Help Singh. Tak...

479: This episode is gnarly

20 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the podcast. 2 - Metal bin prank. 5 - Downstairs telling off has a horror revelation. 10 - Wild Grandmother story. 13.25 - Crematorium l...

478: VIP Stag Do

18 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the podcast. 2 - Stag do fire. 9 - Dunc has a stag do this weekend. 13 - Fish pie bits Jay in the ass. 19 - Shitting curdled milk. 22 -...

476: Like hitting a brick wall

14 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the podcast. 3 - Oldie but a goldie. 7 - Engagement ring. 11 - Tom's driver's licence drama. 20 - Pies that aren't pies. 27 - Wally upd...

475: Looks like you're f****ed

13 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the podcast. 2 - Sparky roof drama 12 - Aidan Copp 31 - Shot by an air rifle 34 - Guessing when people die 40 - Jay would pash himself ...

474: One-armed chin ups

11 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the podcast. 2 - Kids are dicks. 8 - One-armed chin ups 15 - The Matrix & other movies. 24 - NZ artists. Laurie Steer is the man! 33 - ...

473: The Inside Word. 10th March 2025.

10 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Park up with Jay and Dunc as they unpack their weekend. 0 - Dunc's family is sick. 4 - Jay just fucking sent it. New NFR sunglasses - https://neu...

472: Who is keen for a Baileys?

07 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the podcast. Hey legends, Dunc here. Full disclosure Show Boss Tiegs and Westie Lee are away and I'm give this uploading thing a red hot c...

471: Bubble credit card

06 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the podcast. 2 - The only way is Essex. 8:30 - On the rark. 16:27 - There's no one else like me. 26 - Russel Brand. 31:21  - NZ classi...

470: Young and dumb

05 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the podcast. 2:30 - War story - Bradley fighting vehicles.  6 - Young and dumb. 10 - Jay pisses anywhere. 12:30 - Lymerics. 14 - Cyclo...

469: Mad Dog Wally

04 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the podcast. The boys catch up with Wally for a raw and honest chat about His time in the armed forces, how he got injured and everything el...

468: The Inside Word. 3rd March 2025.

03 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Park up with Jay and Dunc as they unpack their weekend. The boys got to a bunch of stuff over the weekend - Including what their hopes and dreams are...

467: NFR Nicknames

28 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the podcast. 2 - Waterproofing boots. 6:15 - Long haul flight next to a dead person. 11.15 - A throwback to the skydiving dead granny htt...

466: The best places to fart

27 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the podcast. 1.30 - Fire bucket disaster. 6.45 - Messed-up dreams. 15.40 - American moving to the UK. 18.30 - Tesla Cyber truck. 21.55 ...

465: Prawn cocktail

26 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the podcast. 2.25 - Jetski debacle. 5.35 - Russian migration birds. 11.25 - Pulp Fiction the musical. 13.55 - Boss' daughter on Tinder. ...

464: Sarah Napthali

25 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the podcast the lads are joined by Sarah Napthali. A beautiful human being who went on a mammoth psychedelic drug experience and shares her f...

463: The Inside Word. 24th February 2025.

24 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Park up with Jay and Dunc as they unpack their weekend. Dunc went house hunting. 3:55 - Jay's mate's birthday dinner. 8 - Putting a restaurant tog...

462: Burst it with a hot needle

21 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the podcast. 1:22 - Broken Dick. 22 - Joey Diaz chat. 25:30 - Burst it with a hot needle. 28:34 - Uncle Jeff. 36:20 - Bosses are dicks....

461: Would you eat a Chicken's ***hole?

20 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the podcast. The Boys talk the Sex Worker industry and Dunc lets a skeleton out of the closet. 02:43 Nova Scotia Adventures 09:03 Disgusti...

460: Kirb and Gibbo. The Two Flogs. Part 2

19 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the podcast. Buster and Gibbo from the Two Flogs podcast join the boys to spin some wild yarns. 0 -Medicinal Marijuana Discussion 3 - Stan...

460: Kirb and Gibbo. The Two Flogs. Part 1

18 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the podcast. Buster and Gibbo join the boys from the Two Flogs podcast and holy shit - my head hurts. 3 - How’d you get into this podcas...

459: The Inside Word. 17th February 2025.

17 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This is a super special episode. Why? Because there was a massive fuck up with the recording of the actual episode. Enjoy.. Give us a follow if you ...

458: Bear Bangers

14 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the podcast. 2 - Dunc hates Airports. 5 - Vodka pasta sauce.  8 - The valentines book. 11 - Lee’s valentines day. Stun gun story.  ...

457: TJ Power. Author of 'The Dose Effect'

13 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the podcast the boys catch up with TJ Power - A neuroscientist and author of 'The DOSE Effect'. The DOSE Effect reveals the secrets of our b...

453: An intimate broadcast

05 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the podcast. 01:10 - What animals don't you mind hitting? 17:10 - Irish lad Facetimes his parents 19:40 - Chicken sizes 23:50 - Bluetoot...

452: A bus driver's favourite smell

04 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

On this episode of Not For Radio... 02:20 - Pint love 04:50 - A bus driver's questionable taste 13:50 - A book we're reading 18:30 - Stimulated dr...

450: Smoked a house fly

31 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the podcast. Ploughing slurry. 2 - Rogue TV sketch. 3:30 - Sex worker chat. 10 - Deep fakes & AI. 13 - Shit weed.  16 - Fly spotting....

449: One battler dad

30 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the podcast. Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://linktr.ee/notf...

448: Jay almost loses his guts again

29 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

On this episode of Not For Radio... 01:10 - Jay loves drinking and may get a tramp stamp ⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@drink_pals?lang=en⁠  07:00 - ...

445: "Don't tell them you did it at work"

24 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the podcast. 1.30 - Bert Kreischer on drinking. 10.40 - Setting a skip on fire. 20.45 - School graduation gone wrong. 30.50 - Jay shares...

444: Run over by a tank

23 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the podcast. 2.10 - How to deter doorknockers. 7.10 - Middle Ages facts. 15.40 - Swearing Steve Reeve's thicket. 19.10 - Rene Heyde is s...

431: Tortured, starved and fingered

20 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the podcast. 1.30 - What we're up to these holidays 12.50 - A message from Jack, the winner of the Traeger BBQ 15.40 - Kevin Bridges Nati...

430: Huntsman in a Holden

19 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the podcast. 1.45 - A summer Christmas 6.45 - Survey 8 - Silent letters in English words  12.25 - A message from a CEO 20.45 - Japanes...

429: Traeger Giveaway

18 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Today the boys give away the $2000 Trager pellet grill to a lucky Sniper elite member. Happy holidays ya filthy animals. Give us a follow if you hav...

RELOADED: Facing your bullies. 14th December 2024.

13 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

From episode #399 - From one of our 'Inside Word' episodes, Jay, Westie Lee, and Tiegs are talking about facing your bullies. Every now and then, we c...

426: Grenade training

13 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the podcast. 2.50 - An interesting donation 8.30 - Found a lump 13.50 - Midwife chat 19.00 - A nice message from Matthew 20.20 - Waking...

425: Secret Santa

12 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the podcast. 2:15 - Psycho hookup. 8.50 - Drink driving in NZ. 10.50 - Christmas 'news' stories. 15.50 - Our work Secret Santa. 21.45 -...

RELOADED: 1990s skater belt. 8th December 2024.

07 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

From episode #420 - This chat involves a 'King King'- esque doctor, an international 11/10, and a 1990s skater belt. It does NOT go where you think it...

RELOADED: Eating Lung butter. 7th December 2024.

06 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

From episode #419 - Is this finally the chat that will make Jay chunder? Listen in, to find out. It's bloody grim. Give us a follow if you haven't al...

421: AI vibrator removal

06 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the podcast. 3 - Teddy Swims/Metallica mash-up & Country music chat. 5:45 - What if there was a nuclear attack? 12:35 - Mini-Jay. 15 - J...

420: The 1990's skater belt

05 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the podcast. 2:30 - Spit in the face. 5:30 - Bad textured blue balls. 9:50- Gin and Milk. 12:05 - Air guitar & Muse. 17:25 - Green Day ...

416: Fell through a fish tank

29 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the podcast. 4:30 - Dunc went back to see his chiropractor. 12:30 - Joey Diaz's story about a nanny. 19:20 - Butt plug ejection. Jay's se...

415: Processing photos

28 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the podcast. 4 - Leeds are at the top of the table. 5.40 - Dog has an issue with his downstairs. 12.45 - Nigella Lawson dirty talk. 13.4...

411: Brad Williams

21 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the podcast, we're celebrating our radio survey results by going straight to the pub after the radio show! Dunc reads out a cracking war stor...

RELOADED: The General anesthetic erection. 17th November 2024.

16 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

From episode #407 - This is a rather unfortunate (and funny as all hell) story about the side effects of a general anesthetic.  Give us a follow if ...

RELOADED: Saving a sex worker. 16th November 2024.

15 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

From episode #406 - A lad finds himself being security for an escort service that his mate starts up and has to step up one night to defend her honour...

407: Fireworks are dicks

15 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the podcast. 1:30 - Dutch delectables. 8:30- Anaesthetic hard on. 13:30- Fireworks are dicks. 27:10 - Boot to the face. Give us a foll...

406: Saving a sex worker

14 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the podcast. 2 - Lee's Pearl Jam flight dilemma. 5 - Tiegs' house update. 13:30 - Golden Orb spiders. 16 - Water kangaroo. 18.55- Savin...

RELOADED: Danny Grants NZ club yarn. 10th November 2024.

09 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

From episode #402 - Danny Grant from Danny Rants shares his wildest club yarn which happens to have a great NZ flavour to it. Give us a follow if yo...

RELOADED: Ingrown testicle hair. 9th November 2024.

08 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

From episode #400 ~ This one will make you feel uneasy. In fact - This yarn sent Westie Lee's heart out of rhythm.  You would hate to be this bloke. ...

403: Crime Podcaster Ryan Wolf

08 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the podcast we are joined by our favourite true crime podcaster, Ryan Wolf. Ryan's podcast, Guilt, covers a variety of cold cases. His latest...

402: Danny Grant from Danny Rants

07 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the podcast. 4:30 - Melbourne Cup + liquor licences. 9 - Businesses. 13.40 - Island party. 18.20 - Fake eye. 20.45 - Skill tester machi...

401: Tawera Nikau

06 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the podcst. 2 - Consequences of drugs. 4 - Parties gone wrong. 6.50 - Dunc is going fishing tomorrow. 15.20 - Tawera Nikau. 16:51 - Lif...

RELOADED: Airborne military vehicle. 3rd November 2024.

02 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

From episode #395 - This one is self-explanatory. A lad manages to get a pretty hefty army vehicle airborne and it is hectic! Give us a follow if you...

RELOADED: Spitters are quitters. 2nd November 2024.

01 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

From episode #397 - This chat is about horny tourists at Disneyland getting up to no good. Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. W...

398: Robbie Kroger from Blood Origins

01 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the podcast we chat to Robbie Kroger from Blood Origins and holy hecka, he is one hell of a human being. 2 - Blood Origins 3:30 - Tarmaged...

397: Spitters are quitters

31 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the podcast. 1:30 - Jay's Gladiator NDA. 3:20 - Chili causes chaos! 15:05 - Baseball World. Series https://www.tiktok.com/@clintwilbanks/...

RELOADED: Category; Horny. 28th October 2024.

26 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

From episode #393 This one had no other information other than what it is titled. Category? - Horny. We just knew that it was going to be a cracker o...

RELOADED: How I got my nickname 'Camel'. 26th October 2024.

25 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

From episode #391 This one isn't as self-explanatory as you might think. Yes, it's a story about a nickname origin but holy hell - What a journey it i...

394: Big John *Bosh*

25 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the podast; 2.10 - Jay is piss-fit 5.10 - Jay went to a surprise party for his business partner 10.40 - Meeting the parents with a burnin...

393: Sanitised Privates

24 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the podcast. 3:30 - New Dutch Barn Ad. 4:15  - Tui slogans. 5:40 - Trousers from Ukraine. 6 - Manscaping a sack.  10:30 - Vikings' Ra...

391: "How I got the nickname, Camel"

22 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the podcast. 2 - Prison Sweet & Sour Pork with Andy Roy. 6:30 - Big Brother interview with Andy Roy - King of the road -  https://www.you...

RELOADED: Manchester Winters. 20th October 2024.

19 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

From episode #389 - This story comes to us from Manchester in the UK under the category of... 'Flatting is never glamourous'. Give us a follow if yo...

RELOADED: Predator Pussy. 19th October 2024.

18 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

From episode #388 - Here's a war story from Scotland about a misfortunate mishap in the bedroom. Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Du...

389: Jay's a living damsel in distress

18 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the podcast. 4 - People pleasers 6.20 - Jay's last 16 hours. 17.45 - Home late from poker. 18.40 - Spew on a shirt. 20.30 - Cold flat f...

388: Predator Pussy

17 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the podcast;  2 - Jail Hack part 1. 10 - Predator Pussy. 20 - Jay's cat Persie. 32:20 - Brad the boss is back from Mexico. 42:14 - Ste...

RELOADED: Drugs are bad mmmkay. 13th October 2024.

12 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

From episode #383 ~  We got sent a chat from 'Wardy' on the topic of 'Drugs are bad mmmkay'. Don't do them. Not even once, kids. More specifically t...

RELOADED: Electric fence for Byson. 12th October 2024.

11 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

From episode #383 - Here's a chat about an electric fence that is meant to keep Byson in a paddock. What could possibly go wrong? Give us a follow if...

384: German brothel disaster

11 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the podcast. 2:33 - Learning how not to fly. 10 - Bank heist from back in the day. 16:10 - Flea on doing drugs part 2. 18:10 The boys re...

383: Uncle Ben

10 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the podcast. 2:24 - Logan's cyst. 11:20 - Electric fence made for keeping Byson in. 21:35 - UFC BMF tournament. 26:04 - Drugs are bad mm...