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RELOADED: The Warrior. 6th October 2024.

05 Oct 2024

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From episode #376 - Here's a chat about how an army tank almost destroyed a commander. Enjoy - We certainly did. Give us a follow if you haven't alre...

379: Gina Chick part 2

04 Oct 2024

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Today on the podcast. Here is part 2 of the lads' chat with Gina Chick. Gina is an author, reality TV star, and all-round bad-ass bogan gal! There i...

378: Flooding an air BNB whilst slamming

03 Oct 2024

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Today on the podcast. 2:20 Subscriptions are finally live on Android! 6 - Comedian picks on kid in the front row. 8 - Paul the Joker is coming to ...

377: Gina Chick

02 Oct 2024

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Today on the podcast the lads chat with Gina Chick. Gina is an author, reality TV star, and all-round bad-ass bogan gal! There is something in this c...

374: Blair Rubock

26 Sep 2024

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Today on the podcast. 3 - Blair - Through Stranger's Eyes. https://www.instagram.com/throughstrangerseyes/  12 - Aussie Tour Through Stranger's Ey...

370: A deep dive on the moon 'landing'

20 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the podcast... 0:30 - A wild meeting-the-parents story 7:40 - A podcast about ejaculation  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSqCL7Npln0  ...

369: Dunc's Secret Sauce

19 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Join the boys as they chat to Reagan, host of the Where's My Money podcast, plus street racers, police chases and Tim Naki - On ya! 1:40 - New oreo-...

365: Farting dogs & cleaning solutions

12 Sep 2024

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Today on the podcast. 1:30 - Crook Book - farting dog. 6:42 - Wrong cleaning product. 15 - Golf practice barn. https://www.instagram.com/reel/C-_G...

RELOADED: Wrong cleaning solution. 12th September 2024.

12 Sep 2024

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From episode #365 - One Fellah becomes unstuck when he realises that his cleaning solution isn't what he thought it was. Give us a follow if you have...

RELOADED: Chocolate bar up the bum. 11th September 2024.

11 Sep 2024

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From episode #364 - This chat involves a lad waking up at a bike show wearing women's lacey underwear with a chocolate bar stuffed up his bum. Standar...

364: Humans kissing dogs

11 Sep 2024

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Today on the podcast. 2 - David Nyika's fight this weekend 5:30 - Happy Gilmore. 9:32 - Movie sequels. 11:09 - Choccy bar up the bum. 14:15 - Sc...

RELOADED: Health warning from the UK. 10th September 2024.

10 Sep 2024

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From episode #363 - We got a health warning from one of our UK listeners about the dangers of listening to us while you're at the gym. Please, for the...

363: Dennis Rodman

10 Sep 2024

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Today on the podcast. 1:24 - Waking up and speaking a different language. 9 - Gut Health. - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwfuJr07P_g  13:30 - ...

RELOADED: Two Panadol aint gonna fix that. 6th September 2024.

06 Sep 2024

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From episode #361 - Fireplaces are great for keeping warm, we all know this. Turns out they're also good for crushing your big toe to smithereens, too...

361: Toe crushed by fireplace

06 Sep 2024

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Today on the podcast. 2 - Jay's new hobby: palm reading. https://www.instagram.com/palmreadingexperts/   7.40 - Ute car keys. 13.00 - Rabies. 2...

RELOADED: Belly button tickled from the inside. 5th September 2024.

05 Sep 2024

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From episode #360 - Here's a tale about the strippers and a wee bit of fancy dress. As always, Enjoy. Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay a...

360: Accidentally adopted a Komodo dragon

05 Sep 2024

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Today on the podcast. 1:30 - Jay nearly spewing. https://www.facebook.com/NotForRadioPodcast/videos/1024750869200305  4:10 - Legend status at the ...

RELOADED: Spicy noodle cup explosion. 4th September 2024.

04 Sep 2024

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From episode #359 ~ Here's exactly why you shouldn't attempt to eat super spicy noodles because you'll end up excreting from multiple holes. Give us ...

RELOADED: Chafing leads to abscess. 3rd September 2024.

03 Sep 2024

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From episode #358 - Here's a yarn about potentially the worst case of chafing you'll ever hear about. Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay a...

358: There's porn everywhere

03 Sep 2024

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Today on the podcast. 2 - Surprising Westie Lee with a trip to see Pearl Jam in Boston. 20 - Holden Kingswood TV Ad. 25 - Tesla chat. 33 - P**n i...

RELOADED: Chewbacca. 30th August 2024.

30 Aug 2024

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From episode #356 - In this clip we find out how someone got their nickname Chewbacca. Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want ...

356: Paint roller prison shank

30 Aug 2024

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Today on the podcast. Chewbacca. 10 - Fatty - Kings of Leon cover. 12.50 - Prisoner shanks an officer. 22.10 - Father's Day. 26 - Ben the sweari...

355: Ganesh Raj

29 Aug 2024

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Today on the podcast. 2:30 - MTV history. 10 - The Humble Yum Yum & previous work. 12.30 - Diet education falling short. 13.50 - Swapping out and...

RELOADED: Toilet DIY gone wrong. 28th August 2024.

28 Aug 2024

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From episode #354 - Toilet broken? No need for a plumber - Hold my beer. Is this the yarn that finally gets Jay to spew? Give us a follow if you have...

353: The tongue blender

27 Aug 2024

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Today on the podcast. 1:30- Groped at the old folks home. 7 - Testicle nightmares. 12 - What were you doing at 15? 116 - The raging Italian dad. ...

RELOADED: The tongue blender. 27th August 2024.

27 Aug 2024

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From episode #353 - This clip raises more questions than it answers. The most important of which is 'Why the fuck would you try to stop a spinning bik...

RELOADED: Body Modifications. 23rd August 2024.

23 Aug 2024

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From episode #351 - There are a whole heap of different body modifications you can have done if you are that way inclined. Not too sure about this one...

351: Home wax job

23 Aug 2024

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Today on the podcast. Shaun Johnson's last home game. 5.50 - Radio Memories. 12.30 - Flaming dunny chute. 16 - Body modifications. 25 - Crazy mu...

350: Popeye

22 Aug 2024

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Today on the podcast. 2:30 - Thursday inspiration. 3:45 - Paddock electrocution. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5EyNj18gdjI  8 - Remix. 11:30 -...

RELOADED: Popeye. 22nd August 2024.

22 Aug 2024

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From episode #350, This story is about how a lad got the nickname 'Popeye'. It is both incredibly unfortunate and utterly hilarious at the same time. ...

RELOADED: Prince Albert gets caught on a necklace. 21st August 2024.

21 Aug 2024

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From episode #349 - This yarn is exactly what the label suggests. There are no hidden twists or turns, just a really unfortunate situation. Give us a...

349: My husband loves golf, too

21 Aug 2024

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Today on the podcast. Necklace caught on the Prince Albert. 7.30 - Bedroom golf rules. 12 - Name Danny's car. 15.20 - Kids all called Brian. 19 ...

348: Sam Clarke

20 Aug 2024

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Today on the podcast the lads chat to Sam Clarke. He is an experienced trainer in active armed offender response & risk management training, offering ...

RELOADED: Pete Bethune's full chat from April 2023.

17 Aug 2024

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As promised by the boys - Here's a throwback to April 2023 when Jay and Dunc caught up with Captain Pete Bethune. He is the founder of Earthrace Cons...

RELOADED: Chemo drugs on the junk. 16th August 2024.

16 Aug 2024

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From episode #346 There are a few things that you don't want to mistake your run-of-the-mill antifungal cream for and one of them is Chemotherapy crea...

346: Should have been fired

16 Aug 2024

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Today on the podcast. Jay is hungover. 4:20 - Should have been fired. 10:30 - Anti-fungal chemical burns on the balls. 16:30 - Ryan Reynolds' anx...

345: Captain Pete Bethune. Part 3

15 Aug 2024

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Today on the podcast. Part 3 of our epic chat with Captain Pete Bethune. Enjoy. 0 - Japan night clubs. 3 - No wanking in the Japanese prison. 8:5...

345: Captain Pete Bethune. Part 2

15 Aug 2024

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Today on the podcast. Part 2 of our epic chat with Captain Pete Bethune. Enjoy. 0 - Joining a mission 5 - Libya and a terrorist training camp 16 ...

345: Captain Pete Bethune. Part 1

15 Aug 2024

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Today on the podcast, we were joined by Captain Pete Betune (again) and the chat was just as hectic as the last time we were graced with his presence....

RELOADED: Trixie the high school ball date. 15th August 2024.

15 Aug 2024

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From episode #345, Captain Pete Bethune has so many great yarns and this one is no different. Here is one more story that he just had to tell us befor...

RELOADED: Love letters lead to divorce. 14th August 2024.

14 Aug 2024

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From episode #344 This is a chat about how someone's mum and step-dad got divorced. It's quite unfortunate but hilarious at the same time. Give us a ...

343: Sam the Trap Man

13 Aug 2024

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Today on the podcast. 3.30 - Bushman uniform. 6.50 - Growing up in the bush. 9.30 - Out of the fog. 14.50 - Barry Crump. 17.50 - Whio (NZ Blue D...

RELOADED: Kids with compound bows.

12 Aug 2024

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This is one of our most requested clips from the podcast. A couple of kids armed with compound bows - What could possibly go wrong here? We hope you ...

RELOADED: Skydiving with a naked granny.

12 Aug 2024

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This is one of our most requested clips from the podcast. You think you know where this chat is going and then BOOM! It twists and turns all over the ...

RELOADED: One unlucky day. 9th August 2024.

09 Aug 2024

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From episode #341 - This guy has to be one of the unluckiest people we've ever heard from. His day goes from bad to worse real quick. Give us a follo...

341: David Niethe. Mental performance coach.

09 Aug 2024

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Today on the podcast. 2:50 - The 5 stupidest ways people have died. 8:34 - Jay & Dunc-isms. 11:21 - An unlucky day for the ages. David Niethe. ...

340: Metal Dick Nick

08 Aug 2024

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Today on the podcast: 3.10 - David Boon on the durries 8.30 - Foreskin sniffing 12.40 - Belly buttons almost make Jay spew 15.50 - Metal Dick Nic...

RELOADED: Dildo on the dashboard. 7th August 2024.

07 Aug 2024

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From episode #339 Having a dilly on your dashboard might seem like a good idea at the time but know that what can go wrong, will go wrong. And good go...

RELOADED: Military combat exercise. 6th August 2024.

06 Aug 2024

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From episode #338 This tale is about a military combat exercise that goes slightly pear-shaped and impacts a Deer. Literally. Give us a follow if you...

RELOADED: Lawnmower plus electric fence.

04 Aug 2024

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This is one of the most hectic yarns we have ever had on the show. In this clip, you'll hear about a lad who tried to set up his own security system a...

RELOADED: Brickies incident report form.

03 Aug 2024

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This one is an absolute doozy. Another one of our most requested clips from our radio show. As you know, brickies are built differently. In this clip...

RELOADED: Original nicknames vol 1.

02 Aug 2024

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This is one of our most requested clips. This is where it all started. The OG clip from our radio show. The very first 'Nicknames'. Enjoy Give us a f...

RELOADED: Another super glue disaster. 1st August 2024.

01 Aug 2024

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From episode #336, Here's another reason you shouldn't muck around with super glue.   Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want...

336: Dave 'Brown Butterbean' Letele

01 Aug 2024

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Today on the podcast. 3 - Unfortunate timing.  4:53 - Greatest salesman ever. 6:22 - Because I got High story. 8:23 - Another superglue disaster...

RELOADED: Message from a Schizophrenic. 31st July 2024.

31 Jul 2024

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From episode #335 We are constantly blown away by the caliber of people that reach out to us.  Today we received a message from a schizophrenic. Giv...

335: Sambal on the coin purse

31 Jul 2024

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Today on the podcast. A message from a schizophrenic. 10.40 - A nickname for Lester. 12 - Jay's mates put Sambal on their mate's nuts. 22.30 - Ho...

RELOADED: Stealing cookies. 26th July 2024.

26 Jul 2024

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From episode #333 Much like a 'sunburn slapper' no body likes a 'cookie thief'. Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get ...

333: Stealing cookies

26 Jul 2024

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Today on the podcast. Jay almost saw Benji Marshall 4.50 - A turd on the courthouse steps 6.40 - Dunc shat in the shower 8.10 - Jay's incognito t...

332: Prison Pizza & Dunc's dad

25 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the podcast.  4 - Afterlife is a great show. 8:30 - Swingathon festival update. 11:39 - Playing with electrical mains at school. 15:40 ...

RELOADED: Dunc's dad's next big ride. 25th July 2024.

25 Jul 2024

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From episode #332 Dunc's dad Rene joins the boys for a chat about his next big bike ride & when we say big, we mean BIG. He's riding across Australia ...

331: The Isle of Man

24 Jul 2024

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Today on the podcast. 2:30 - House of Dragon dreams 5 - Full moon 7:24 - Sewer work with a loose mask 9:45- Super glue horrors 16:35 - Prawnogra...

RELOADED: No toilet paper no worries. 24th July 2024.

24 Jul 2024

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From episode #331 - No toilet paper at a pub and a golf ball up the bum. Reread that sentence - You're in for a great laugh here. Give us a follow if...

RELOADED: Veet hair removal review. 23rd July 2024.

23 Jul 2024

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From episode #330.  You snipers send this review to us at least 50 times a week. While we have already covered this, we had to read it again because ...

RELOADED: Superglued Weiner. 23rd July 2024.

23 Jul 2024

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From episode #330 This chat is both hilarious and frightening at the same time - It absolutely buckled us. Enjoy. Give us a follow if you haven't alr...

317: Knuckles from Country Trucker Caps

19 Jul 2024

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Today on the podcast. 2:30 Massive hats. 7 - Camel racing. 20.50 - Work trip to the States with a personal bodyguard & reinforcements 43.20 - Aft...

328: Snow day at the golf course

19 Jul 2024

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Today on the podcast 1:50 - It's a small world 5.10 - Snow day at the golf course 17.30 - Joke about being good in bed 18.10 - Inches of dick 20...

RELOADED: Water Spray to the face. 19th July 2024.

19 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

From episode #328 - This one involves a work outing where one team member getting owned by a sharp spray of water. Give us a follow if you haven't al...

327: Deer vs bus

18 Jul 2024

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Today on the podcast. 2:45 - Sex toy review. 9 - Bloke getting tasered. 14:15 - How do you make the change from NFR to radio? 16:35 - Eastern Gre...

RELOADED: Chemical plant cock up. 18th July 2024.

18 Jul 2024

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From episode #327 - Why you should always wear underwear under your coveralls at a chemical plant. Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and ...

RELOADED: Feats of remarkable strength . 17th July 2024.

18 Jul 2024

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From episode #326 Filming your mate when he's drunk - What's the worst that could happen Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Wan...

326: Holes in ya willy

17 Jul 2024

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Today on the podcast.  2:30 - Trying to get inside after a 40th. 1:38 - Holes in ya willy. 17 - Super dark Joke. 22 - Recording a drunk mate. Wh...

RELOADED: An actual war story. 16th July 2024.

16 Jul 2024

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From episode #325 We have an actual war story to share with you from an actual sniper. How about that? Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay ...

323: Cool boys & leaky cats

12 Jul 2024

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Today on the podcast. 3:45 - Lee’s rehab. 13:05 - Pulling weeds. 16:13 - Leaky cat. 20 - Cool boys. 23 - Stages of British anger. 6 - 10. Ni...

RELOADED: Leaky cat. 12th July 2024.

12 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

From episode #323 - We're a pro cat podcast, it's no secret.  So naturally we get sent all sorts of stories about other people's cats.  Here's a gre...

RELOADED: Yellowstone long drop. 11th July 2024.

11 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

From episode #322 - This wild yarn involves an overseas trip, a one night stand and a trip to one of America's biggest national parks.  Oh, and a lon...

322: Yellowstone long drop

11 Jul 2024

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Today on the podcast 4 - Podcast feedback form: https://forms.gle/GVwyqoiYHXJKCvZY9  6:55 - Singers interacting with their fans. 13 - A wild yarn...

321: Mike Seawright from ReliefAid

10 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the podcast we chat with Mike Seawright from ReliefAid about the work his organisation is currently doing and some of the challenges that he ...

RELOADED: Banging on the basin. 9th July 2024.

09 Jul 2024

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From episode #320 - Banging on the basin, what's the worst that could happen?  Well, you're about to find out. Give us a follow if you haven't alrea...

320: Banging on the basin

09 Jul 2024

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Today on the podcast. 2:10 - I hate my job song. 4:30 - Banging on the basin 8:55 - Flooded kitchen. 13:50 - Wrestling chat. 19:08 - What were w...

319: Q&A with the team

05 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

ASMR with Show Boss Tiegs. 3:15 - A prank on Dunc's dad's and his upcoming cycle across Aussie. 8.40 - Orepuki. 16.30 - 'Making it'. 30.50 - What ...

318: The Dyslexic Princess

04 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the podcast; 2- Male maintenance. 9.30 - Shot on the border.  11 - Our latest Mad Dog, Hedley. https://omny.fm/shows/rock-drive/mad-dog-...

RELOADED: Shot on the border. 4th July 2024

04 Jul 2024

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From episode #318. Pretty self-explanatory, this one. A wild yarn none the less. Enjoy, ya legend! Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and ...

RELOADED: It's a cool story. 3rd July 2024

03 Jul 2024

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From episode #317 - Knuckles from Country Trucker Caps is one of the loosest units we've ever had the pleasure of chatting to.  A bit of context for...

RELOADED: Stevie Belshaw's hectic injury. 2nd July 2024

02 Jul 2024

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From episode #316. Listener Stevie Belshaw has a crazy collision that leads to a coma and months of rehab. Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ ...

RELOADED: Dunc's work dinner blow out. 27th June 2024

27 Jun 2024

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From episode #314. Our radio boss Brad took our team out for dinner last night and Dunc had somewhat of a shocker. Well, it wasn't that bad to be fair...

314: "He doesn't like that"

27 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the podcast. 2 - Getting Jay on a TV ad. 5 - A big blowout last night at our team dinner. 9.30 - Dunc's belated birthday present. 14 - N...

RELOADED: Squeeze my finger. 26th June 2024

26 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

From episode #313. A perfect example of why doing deadlifts is bad for you. Maybe just don't exercise at all. Give us a follow if you haven't already...

RELOADED: Half a hamster. 25th June 2024.

25 Jun 2024

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From episode #312 - We got some feedback about our 'hamster vs vinegar' episode from earlier in the year and I don't know what is more shocking - reli...

310: Wild Secrets Partner Communication with Sexologist Melissa Vranjes

21 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Sexologist Melissa Vranjes is back! This time to chat about communication in the bedroom thanks to our mates at Wild Secrets! All the best brands, bes...

309: This could be the wildest episode yet

20 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the podcast. 2 - Why we're pro-cat. 7:38 - A burst eardrum and a DIY procedure. 19:12 - Unique things you've done. 26:26 - Balzac ad + J...

RELOADED: House party with a golden toilet and a tuba. 20th June 2024.

20 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

From episode #309 ~ A golden toilet and a tuba in the same house - Are  you mental?  That's just asking for a disaster. Also in this clip - A dude ...

RELOADED: Foot skin snack. 19th June 2024.

19 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

From episode #308 ~ A crook yarn about.........Yep.....You guessed it - Someone eating a piece of foot skin disguised as a potato chip.  Reckon Jay w...

RELOADED: Infuriating a van full of people. 18th June 2024.

18 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

From episode #307~ A great yarn about infuriating a van load full of people. Crook stuff from Christchurch. Give us a follow if you haven't already ~...

RELOADED: Scotland Stag Do. 14th June 2024.

14 Jun 2024

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From episode #305 ~ Have a go at this tale of a stag do that went to Scotland.  Great value. Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc....

305: No stitches no worries

14 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the podcast. 2:30 - No stitches, no worries. 9:15 - Corona Factory. https://rb.gy/xsf4z8  11:30 - Wild Secrets - Asthma attack results i...

RELOADED: Home made bug spray. 13th June 2024.

13 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

From episode #304 ~ Why you should never muck around with home made bug spray. Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get i...

304: Dead dogs and bomb squads

13 Jun 2024

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Today on the podcast. 2:30 - Honey Puffs are leaving us. 6:50 - how a dead dog got the bomb squad called. 8:15 - The perils of making homemade bu...

RELOADED: Have you ever seen a cat fly? 12th June 2024.

12 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

From episode #303 ~ This is the best yarn we've had in quite some time.  It involves a covid lock down and a cat that would not fuck off. Give us a ...

RELOADED: Do the roar. 11th June 2024.

11 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

From episode #302 - Here's a great example of what not to say during sex.  This yarn cracked us up big time. Give us a follow if you haven't already...

300: Chargrilled wanger

07 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the podcast. 1:45 - Radio and podcast awards. 6:20 - Chargrilled wanger. 9:30 - Have you ever burnt your dick?  Hot sauce extract. 12:5...