Not For Radio

RELOADED: Skydiving with a naked granny.

12 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This is one of our most requested clips from the podcast. You think you know where this chat is going and then BOOM! It twists and turns all over the ...

RELOADED: One unlucky day. 9th August 2024.

09 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

From episode #341 - This guy has to be one of the unluckiest people we've ever heard from. His day goes from bad to worse real quick. Give us a follo...

341: David Niethe. Mental performance coach.

09 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the podcast. 2:50 - The 5 stupidest ways people have died. 8:34 - Jay & Dunc-isms. 11:21 - An unlucky day for the ages. David Niethe. ...

340: Metal Dick Nick

08 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the podcast: 3.10 - David Boon on the durries 8.30 - Foreskin sniffing 12.40 - Belly buttons almost make Jay spew 15.50 - Metal Dick Nic...

RELOADED: Dildo on the dashboard. 7th August 2024.

07 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

From episode #339 Having a dilly on your dashboard might seem like a good idea at the time but know that what can go wrong, will go wrong. And good go...

RELOADED: Military combat exercise. 6th August 2024.

06 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

From episode #338 This tale is about a military combat exercise that goes slightly pear-shaped and impacts a Deer. Literally. Give us a follow if you...

RELOADED: Lawnmower plus electric fence.

04 Aug 2024

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This is one of the most hectic yarns we have ever had on the show. In this clip, you'll hear about a lad who tried to set up his own security system a...

RELOADED: Brickies incident report form.

03 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This one is an absolute doozy. Another one of our most requested clips from our radio show. As you know, brickies are built differently. In this clip...

RELOADED: Original nicknames vol 1.

02 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This is one of our most requested clips. This is where it all started. The OG clip from our radio show. The very first 'Nicknames'. Enjoy Give us a f...

RELOADED: Another super glue disaster. 1st August 2024.

01 Aug 2024

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From episode #336, Here's another reason you shouldn't muck around with super glue.   Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want...

336: Dave 'Brown Butterbean' Letele

01 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the podcast. 3 - Unfortunate timing.  4:53 - Greatest salesman ever. 6:22 - Because I got High story. 8:23 - Another superglue disaster...

RELOADED: Message from a Schizophrenic. 31st July 2024.

31 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

From episode #335 We are constantly blown away by the caliber of people that reach out to us.  Today we received a message from a schizophrenic. Giv...

335: Sambal on the coin purse

31 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the podcast. A message from a schizophrenic. 10.40 - A nickname for Lester. 12 - Jay's mates put Sambal on their mate's nuts. 22.30 - Ho...

RELOADED: Stealing cookies. 26th July 2024.

26 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

From episode #333 Much like a 'sunburn slapper' no body likes a 'cookie thief'. Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get ...

333: Stealing cookies

26 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the podcast. Jay almost saw Benji Marshall 4.50 - A turd on the courthouse steps 6.40 - Dunc shat in the shower 8.10 - Jay's incognito t...

332: Prison Pizza & Dunc's dad

25 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the podcast.  4 - Afterlife is a great show. 8:30 - Swingathon festival update. 11:39 - Playing with electrical mains at school. 15:40 ...

RELOADED: Dunc's dad's next big ride. 25th July 2024.

25 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

From episode #332 Dunc's dad Rene joins the boys for a chat about his next big bike ride & when we say big, we mean BIG. He's riding across Australia ...

331: The Isle of Man

24 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the podcast. 2:30 - House of Dragon dreams 5 - Full moon 7:24 - Sewer work with a loose mask 9:45- Super glue horrors 16:35 - Prawnogra...

RELOADED: No toilet paper no worries. 24th July 2024.

24 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

From episode #331 - No toilet paper at a pub and a golf ball up the bum. Reread that sentence - You're in for a great laugh here. Give us a follow if...

RELOADED: Veet hair removal review. 23rd July 2024.

23 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

From episode #330.  You snipers send this review to us at least 50 times a week. While we have already covered this, we had to read it again because ...

RELOADED: Superglued Weiner. 23rd July 2024.

23 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

From episode #330 This chat is both hilarious and frightening at the same time - It absolutely buckled us. Enjoy. Give us a follow if you haven't alr...

317: Knuckles from Country Trucker Caps

19 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the podcast. 2:30 Massive hats. 7 - Camel racing. 20.50 - Work trip to the States with a personal bodyguard & reinforcements 43.20 - Aft...

328: Snow day at the golf course

19 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the podcast 1:50 - It's a small world 5.10 - Snow day at the golf course 17.30 - Joke about being good in bed 18.10 - Inches of dick 20...

RELOADED: Water Spray to the face. 19th July 2024.

19 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

From episode #328 - This one involves a work outing where one team member getting owned by a sharp spray of water. Give us a follow if you haven't al...

327: Deer vs bus

18 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the podcast. 2:45 - Sex toy review. 9 - Bloke getting tasered. 14:15 - How do you make the change from NFR to radio? 16:35 - Eastern Gre...

RELOADED: Chemical plant cock up. 18th July 2024.

18 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

From episode #327 - Why you should always wear underwear under your coveralls at a chemical plant. Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and ...

RELOADED: Feats of remarkable strength . 17th July 2024.

18 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

From episode #326 Filming your mate when he's drunk - What's the worst that could happen Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Wan...

326: Holes in ya willy

17 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the podcast.  2:30 - Trying to get inside after a 40th. 1:38 - Holes in ya willy. 17 - Super dark Joke. 22 - Recording a drunk mate. Wh...

RELOADED: An actual war story. 16th July 2024.

16 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

From episode #325 We have an actual war story to share with you from an actual sniper. How about that? Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay ...

323: Cool boys & leaky cats

12 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the podcast. 3:45 - Lee’s rehab. 13:05 - Pulling weeds. 16:13 - Leaky cat. 20 - Cool boys. 23 - Stages of British anger. 6 - 10. Ni...

RELOADED: Leaky cat. 12th July 2024.

12 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

From episode #323 - We're a pro cat podcast, it's no secret.  So naturally we get sent all sorts of stories about other people's cats.  Here's a gre...

RELOADED: Yellowstone long drop. 11th July 2024.

11 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

From episode #322 - This wild yarn involves an overseas trip, a one night stand and a trip to one of America's biggest national parks.  Oh, and a lon...

322: Yellowstone long drop

11 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the podcast 4 - Podcast feedback form: https://forms.gle/GVwyqoiYHXJKCvZY9  6:55 - Singers interacting with their fans. 13 - A wild yarn...

321: Mike Seawright from ReliefAid

10 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the podcast we chat with Mike Seawright from ReliefAid about the work his organisation is currently doing and some of the challenges that he ...

RELOADED: Banging on the basin. 9th July 2024.

09 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

From episode #320 - Banging on the basin, what's the worst that could happen?  Well, you're about to find out. Give us a follow if you haven't alrea...

320: Banging on the basin

09 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the podcast. 2:10 - I hate my job song. 4:30 - Banging on the basin 8:55 - Flooded kitchen. 13:50 - Wrestling chat. 19:08 - What were w...

319: Q&A with the team

05 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

ASMR with Show Boss Tiegs. 3:15 - A prank on Dunc's dad's and his upcoming cycle across Aussie. 8.40 - Orepuki. 16.30 - 'Making it'. 30.50 - What ...

318: The Dyslexic Princess

04 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the podcast; 2- Male maintenance. 9.30 - Shot on the border.  11 - Our latest Mad Dog, Hedley. https://omny.fm/shows/rock-drive/mad-dog-...

RELOADED: Shot on the border. 4th July 2024

04 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

From episode #318. Pretty self-explanatory, this one. A wild yarn none the less. Enjoy, ya legend! Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and ...

RELOADED: It's a cool story. 3rd July 2024

03 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

From episode #317 - Knuckles from Country Trucker Caps is one of the loosest units we've ever had the pleasure of chatting to.  A bit of context for...

RELOADED: Stevie Belshaw's hectic injury. 2nd July 2024

02 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

From episode #316. Listener Stevie Belshaw has a crazy collision that leads to a coma and months of rehab. Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ ...

RELOADED: Dunc's work dinner blow out. 27th June 2024

27 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

From episode #314. Our radio boss Brad took our team out for dinner last night and Dunc had somewhat of a shocker. Well, it wasn't that bad to be fair...

314: "He doesn't like that"

27 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the podcast. 2 - Getting Jay on a TV ad. 5 - A big blowout last night at our team dinner. 9.30 - Dunc's belated birthday present. 14 - N...

RELOADED: Squeeze my finger. 26th June 2024

26 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

From episode #313. A perfect example of why doing deadlifts is bad for you. Maybe just don't exercise at all. Give us a follow if you haven't already...

RELOADED: Half a hamster. 25th June 2024.

25 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

From episode #312 - We got some feedback about our 'hamster vs vinegar' episode from earlier in the year and I don't know what is more shocking - reli...

310: Wild Secrets Partner Communication with Sexologist Melissa Vranjes

21 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Sexologist Melissa Vranjes is back! This time to chat about communication in the bedroom thanks to our mates at Wild Secrets! All the best brands, bes...

309: This could be the wildest episode yet

20 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the podcast. 2 - Why we're pro-cat. 7:38 - A burst eardrum and a DIY procedure. 19:12 - Unique things you've done. 26:26 - Balzac ad + J...

RELOADED: House party with a golden toilet and a tuba. 20th June 2024.

20 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

From episode #309 ~ A golden toilet and a tuba in the same house - Are  you mental?  That's just asking for a disaster. Also in this clip - A dude ...

RELOADED: Foot skin snack. 19th June 2024.

19 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

From episode #308 ~ A crook yarn about.........Yep.....You guessed it - Someone eating a piece of foot skin disguised as a potato chip.  Reckon Jay w...

RELOADED: Infuriating a van full of people. 18th June 2024.

18 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

From episode #307~ A great yarn about infuriating a van load full of people. Crook stuff from Christchurch. Give us a follow if you haven't already ~...

305: No stitches no worries

14 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the podcast. 2:30 - No stitches, no worries. 9:15 - Corona Factory. https://rb.gy/xsf4z8  11:30 - Wild Secrets - Asthma attack results i...

RELOADED: Scotland Stag Do. 14th June 2024.

14 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

From episode #305 ~ Have a go at this tale of a stag do that went to Scotland.  Great value. Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc....

RELOADED: Home made bug spray. 13th June 2024.

13 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

From episode #304 ~ Why you should never muck around with home made bug spray. Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get i...

304: Dead dogs and bomb squads

13 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the podcast. 2:30 - Honey Puffs are leaving us. 6:50 - how a dead dog got the bomb squad called. 8:15 - The perils of making homemade bu...

RELOADED: Have you ever seen a cat fly? 12th June 2024.

12 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

From episode #303 ~ This is the best yarn we've had in quite some time.  It involves a covid lock down and a cat that would not fuck off. Give us a ...

RELOADED: Do the roar. 11th June 2024.

11 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

From episode #302 - Here's a great example of what not to say during sex.  This yarn cracked us up big time. Give us a follow if you haven't already...

300: Chargrilled wanger

07 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the podcast. 1:45 - Radio and podcast awards. 6:20 - Chargrilled wanger. 9:30 - Have you ever burnt your dick?  Hot sauce extract. 12:5...

RELOADED: Death of a sex doll. 7th June 2024.

07 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

From episode #300 ~ This yarn does not go where you think it does.  Holy fuck - This story absolutely floored us and had us questioning life itself. ...

299: Car window graffiti at a funeral

06 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the podcast. 3:13 - Movie quotes but adding ‘you piece of shit’. 8 - State of Origin. 18:05 - Car window graffiti at a funeral . 23 ...

RELOADED: Car window graffiti at a funeral. 16th June 2024

06 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

From episode #299 ~ A great yarn about embarrassing kids.  This one involves a bit of car window graffiti and a funeral. Give us a follow if you hav...

298: Matty Hannon

05 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the podcast we chat to Matty Hannon who is the director and star of his upcoming film, The Road to Patagonia. It follows him on an incredible...

RELOADED 297: Wetsuit shits and 'electric' shocks

04 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

From episode #297 - We've got two wild yarns for ya  Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here:...

RELOADED: 296 - A spectacular dirty talk fail

31 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

From episode #296 - Jay shares a story of a sniper who's dirty talk didn't go to plan... Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Wan...

296: Where did he get the snails from?

31 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the podcast; 2:10 - Our Not For Radio song by ShyAnn  7:40 - An escort driver in Perth has to interfere with a unique situation 12:40 - ...

RELOADED: Hiding in the wardrobe. 30th May 2024

30 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

From episode #295 - Jay shares a story of a mate who had great intentions, but came up a little short. Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay ...

295: A catheter catastrophe

30 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the podcast; 2.30 - Relocating a stranger 4 - Sleeping in a wardrobe 6.40 - Scammer email chain 12.10 - Captain Morgan and Baked Beans r...

RELOADED - 294: A brand new nickname! 29th May 2024

29 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

From episode #294 - Here's a new nickname for ya! Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: htt...

RELOADED: Dunc's Birthday Cake. 24th May 2024.

24 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

From episode #291 ~ Today is Dunc's birthday and he's celebrating while over in New York! He really can have his cake and eat it too 😂 Give us a f...

291: NFR from New York!

24 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the podcast Our experience with bidets 4.10 - Our original emails 5.10 - Sniper vs Shark 11.15 - Favourite moments from the trip so far ...

RELOADED: How to get more annual leave. 23rd May 2024.

23 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

From episode #290 ~ Here's Dunc running you through how to get more annual leave from your place of work. Not just a hat rack! Give us a follow if yo...

290: Nashville Tennessee Show 1

23 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the podcast the boys are patching in from Lynchburg Tennessee while they're over there with Jack Daniel's.  This one's a goodie. 6.10 - Pi...

RELOADED: Talking dirty with Melissa Vranjes. 21st May 2024.

21 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

From episode #289 ~ Here Jay & Dunc ask Melissa who has the best game when it comes to not only talking dirty, but about talking passionately to their...

287: Pooping next to a game fence

17 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the podcast. 2:24 - Shitting next to a game fence. 9:30 - The greatest voicemail ever. 13:30 - Dunc's Bali glamping + wedding experience....

RELOADED: Pooping next to a game fence. 17th May 2024.

17 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

From episode #287 ~ We didn't think that we needed to say this but NEVER poop next to a game fence.  Don't know what a game fence is? You will shortl...

RELOADED: BBQ Toilet Horror. 16th May 2024.

16 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

From episode #286 ~ In this Wild Secrets yarn one bloke becomes unstuck with his toilet paper options and his solution - Questionable at best. Wild S...

286: BBQ Toilet Horror

16 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the podcast. 2:47 - Firefighting without a helmet. 9:30 - A loose yarn from an NZ Port. 18 - Baby Reindeer stalker interview. 22:35 - BB...

RELOADED: Explaining NZ Slang. 15th May 2024.

15 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

From episode #285 ~ Here's an American lad explaining New Zealand slang.  We think he does a pretty good job. Give us a follow if you haven't alread...

RELOADED: 284 - Hypo Hotel. 14th May 2024.

14 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

From episode #284 ~ One listener wakes up to a random child and a couple of policemen in his house! Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and...

283: Playing golf with a lunatic

10 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

To send us a yarn or a voice memo - Click on the link below Today on the podcast. 2 - Jay’s work mishap. 3 - Shit eating dog/dog chat. 9:35 - L...

RELOADED: Golf with a lunatic. 10th May 2024.

10 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

RELOADED. From episode #283 ~ Check out this yarn about the most hectic golf partner EVER!  A living legend, mind you! Give us a follow if you have...

RELOADED: X rated vet trip. 9th May 2024

08 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

RELOADED From episode #282 - Here's a war story from Adam about an X rated trip to the vets with his dog. Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ ...

RELOADED: War story called 'Army'. 7th May 2024.

07 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

RELOADED. From episode #281 ~ We love your war stories.  Here's one that goes in the category of  'Army'.  It's a ripper, too. Give us a follow i...

279: Broke Boy Taco

03 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the podcast. We chat to Sean who is the legend behind Broke Boy Tacos.  He started off with a pop up kitchen slinging birria tacos to the m...

RELOADED: Broke Boy meets Stylebender. 3rd May 2024.

02 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

RELOADED From episode #279 ~ Have a go at this chat - Broke Boy Taco (Sean) talks us through the day that UFC legend Israel Adesanya walked through t...

RELOADED: Brad Smeele. 2nd May 2024.

02 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

RELOADED From episode #278 ~ Brad Smeele is a professional wakeboarder who had an incredibly unfortunate injury that left him a quadriplegic.  Here ...

278: Brad Smeele

02 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the podcast. We chat to Brad Smeele.  What an absolute weapon of a human being he is. Brad Smeele's thrill-seeking, fast-paced life as a p...

RELOADED: Heath Franklin's Chopper. 1st May 2024.

01 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

RELOADED From episode #277 ~ Heath Franklin's Chopper reads a war story about a ring removal.  Shit this is good value. Give us a follow if you hav...

277: Heath Franklin's Chopper

01 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

To send us a yarn or a voice memo - Click on the link below Today on the podcast. 2:15 - Upcoming NZ tour 4 - Ring removal  12:10 - Lee over-rev...

276: Old Dog New Shits

30 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the podcast. 3:55 - Final edit of our theme song. 7:26 - Jay's cat Percy sneezed and shat himself. 12 - Dunc's dog shat in his bedroom. ...

RELOADED: Electrocuted at the farm. 29th April 2024.

30 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

From episode #276 ~ No one likes getting shocks do they?  This chat about getting electrocuted at a farm had us in stitches Give us a follow if you ...

274: Wild Secrets BJ like a boss with Sexologist Melissa Vranjes

26 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We are thrilled to be joined by sexologist Melissa Vranjes once again - this time to chat about all things blow job thanks to our mates at Wild Secret...

272: Run For Your Life. Part 2

24 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Today on what would normally be a Sniper Elite podcast, the lads chat to father and son Nick and Michael Stride.  Nick is the author of 'Run For Your...

272: Run for your life. Part 1

24 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Today on what would normally be a Sniper Elite podcast, the lads chat to father and son Nick and Michael Stride.  Nick is the author of 'Run For Your...

RELOADED: Truck back chicken. 24th April 2024.

24 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

RELOADED From episode #273 ~ Pain clarifies your thinking - or does it?  Check out this moronic game called 'Truck back chicken'. Give us a follow ...

268: Barclay Nettlefold

22 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the podcast we chat to Barclay Nettlefold - The owner of Supercars, ahead of this weekends ITM Taupō  Super 400.  We hear all about how h...

270: ITM Taupo Super 400 Supercars

19 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the podcast. The lads come to you from the executive suite at the Taupo motorsport park for the ITM Taupo Super 400 & we’re stacked with i...

269: What's the laziest thing you've ever done?

18 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the podcast. 4 - What’s the laziest thing you’ve ever done? 8:30 - Jay knows a guy in Taupo.  Or does he? 9:45 - Oktoberfest ...

RELOADED: NFR Nicknames. 16th April 2024

16 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

From episode #267 ~ the nicknames we can't say on the radio show! Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://linktr.ee/notforradio Support the sh...

RELOADED: Freaking out a hitchhiker. 12th April 2024.

12 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

From episode #265 ~ This is a great way to freak out a hitch hiker Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit...

265: Freaking out a hitchhiker

12 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the podcast. 2:30 - Reminiscing on some of our quality nicknames 5:06 - David Attenborough's take on Baboons 7:15 - Traeger tragedy  16...