Not For Radio

RELOADED: Heath Franklin's Chopper. 1st May 2024.

01 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

RELOADED From episode #277 ~ Heath Franklin's Chopper reads a war story about a ring removal.  Shit this is good value. Give us a follow if you hav...

277: Heath Franklin's Chopper

01 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

To send us a yarn or a voice memo - Click on the link below Today on the podcast. 2:15 - Upcoming NZ tour 4 - Ring removal  12:10 - Lee over-rev...

276: Old Dog New Shits

30 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the podcast. 3:55 - Final edit of our theme song. 7:26 - Jay's cat Percy sneezed and shat himself. 12 - Dunc's dog shat in his bedroom. ...

RELOADED: Electrocuted at the farm. 29th April 2024.

30 Apr 2024

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From episode #276 ~ No one likes getting shocks do they?  This chat about getting electrocuted at a farm had us in stitches Give us a follow if you ...

274: Wild Secrets BJ like a boss with Sexologist Melissa Vranjes

26 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We are thrilled to be joined by sexologist Melissa Vranjes once again - this time to chat about all things blow job thanks to our mates at Wild Secret...

272: Run For Your Life. Part 2

24 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Today on what would normally be a Sniper Elite podcast, the lads chat to father and son Nick and Michael Stride.  Nick is the author of 'Run For Your...

272: Run for your life. Part 1

24 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Today on what would normally be a Sniper Elite podcast, the lads chat to father and son Nick and Michael Stride.  Nick is the author of 'Run For Your...

RELOADED: Truck back chicken. 24th April 2024.

24 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

RELOADED From episode #273 ~ Pain clarifies your thinking - or does it?  Check out this moronic game called 'Truck back chicken'. Give us a follow ...

268: Barclay Nettlefold

22 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the podcast we chat to Barclay Nettlefold - The owner of Supercars, ahead of this weekends ITM Taupō  Super 400.  We hear all about how h...

270: ITM Taupo Super 400 Supercars

19 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the podcast. The lads come to you from the executive suite at the Taupo motorsport park for the ITM Taupo Super 400 & we’re stacked with i...

269: What's the laziest thing you've ever done?

18 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the podcast. 4 - What’s the laziest thing you’ve ever done? 8:30 - Jay knows a guy in Taupo.  Or does he? 9:45 - Oktoberfest ...

RELOADED: NFR Nicknames. 16th April 2024

16 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

From episode #267 ~ the nicknames we can't say on the radio show! Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://linktr.ee/notforradio Support the sh...

RELOADED: Freaking out a hitchhiker. 12th April 2024.

12 Apr 2024

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From episode #265 ~ This is a great way to freak out a hitch hiker Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit...

265: Freaking out a hitchhiker

12 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the podcast. 2:30 - Reminiscing on some of our quality nicknames 5:06 - David Attenborough's take on Baboons 7:15 - Traeger tragedy  16...

RELOADED: Tequila and the exotic dancer. 11th April 2024.

11 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

From episode #264 ~ This yarn is WILD!! Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://linkt...

264: Tequila & the Exotic dancer

11 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the podcast. 2:30 - David Attenborough's take on the Orca 4:28 - A message from Wayne 3.30 - Elon Musk's perfume  5:32 - This is not a ...

263: A Cornish Slate Layer's Nail Bag

10 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

2 - Checking in with Dunc 8 - Mirror check 10 - Jay's wife crashed his car and bought some art 15 - Show Boss Tiegs is pissed at Jay  17 - As rou...

260: Beans on Top

05 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the podcast: British Royal Family chat 8 - An April Fool's brick prank https://www.instagram.com/p/C5TSdyVih1m/   10 - Jay's cover of Th...

RELOADED: Lost in translation on a honeymoon

05 Apr 2024

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From episode #260 ~ Have a go at this yarn. Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://l...

259: We ruin Finding Nemo

04 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the podcast: 10 names for slot machines https://bit.ly/4aJPPrf  7.40 - Steve Irwin's final moments.  14 - A sensual exchange turns real...

RELOADED: An injury to the wee fella

03 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

From episode #258 ~ Have a go at this yarn. Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://l...

RELOADED: Calling in Sick

02 Apr 2024

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From episode #257 ~ Have a go at this yarn. Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://l...

256: Scottish women are warriors

28 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the podcast. 3 - We make someone's day cheers to Jack Daniels. 9:10 - Scamming the arcades. 11:11 - Message from Tom from the UK. 13:45 ...

RELOADED: Pound town in the street

27 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

From episode #255 ~ Have a go at this yarn. Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://l...

254: Dan Mancina ~ Professional Blind Skateboarder

26 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the podcast Jay and Dunc caught up with the legendary human being that is Dan Mancina.  For the uninitiated - Dan Mancina is a professional ...

252: Maggots. What are they good for?

22 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the podcast. 3:15 - Show Boss Tiegs has a confession. 5:09 - Westie Lee's upcoming surgery. 12:26 - Heatwave toothole creates a wild erup...

RELOADED: Heatwave causes a toot hole explosion

22 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

From episode #252 ~ Have a go at this yarn.  Poor Bradley really did himself a mischief, here. Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dun...

RELOADED: Flyaway Greenhouse

21 Mar 2024

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From episode #251 ~ Here's a chat about a flyaway greenhouse Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up...

251: Like that but cat

21 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the podcast. 2:45 - Flyaway Greenhouse - https://bitly.ws/3gsom something like this. 11:45 - G-string chat. 15:36 - Toilet seat invention...

RELOADED: The Underarm Bowl

20 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

From episode #250 ~ The lads featured on the Two Flogs podcast recently and here is a bit of their chat with Buster about the infamous 'Underarm bowli...

250: Jay and Dunc on the Two Flogs Podcast.

20 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Today the podcast is a tad different.  For our 250th episode we're re sharing the Two Flogs podcast that Jay and Dunc recently featured on.  It is ...

RELOADED: Work email stitch up.

19 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

RELOADED From episode #249 ~ Here's a yarn about a great work email stitch up. Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get ...

247: Lou Sassol

15 Mar 2024

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Today on the podcast. 2:45 - 40 things I wish I knew at 40 (1-10) 16- Power play in the airport carpark 22- UK radio birthday mention + Lou Sassol...

RELOADED: Lou Sassol.

15 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

From episode #247 ~  Here's a great BBC radio 'shout out' stitch up that has the boys reminiscing about another unfortunate name stitch up. Give us ...

RELOADED: Colin the carpet snake

14 Mar 2024

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From episode #246.  Have a go at this yarn about Colin the carpet snake. Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in tou...

246: Colin the carpet snake

14 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

On the podcast today 2:32 - 'Saving' a dead person. 8:21 - Guess where this argument happened. 14:45 - Pick up lines . 19:35 - Pet carpet snake b...

RELOADED: Nutsack vs Bunk Beds

13 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

From episode #245 ~ Here's an insane yarn about how some blokes nutsack got caught on a set of bunk beds. Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ J...

242: My dog drove my car

08 Mar 2024

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We were so fortunate to catch up with Motorsport legend, Scott McLaughlin. You can join him for the ultimate Indy 500 experience, get all the informat...

241: Scott McLaughlin

07 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We were so fortunate to catch up with Motorsport legend, Scott McLaughlin. You can join him for the ultimate Indy 500 experience, get all the informat...

237: Bonnie Hancock

01 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

To send us a yarn or a voice memo - Click on the link below https://bitly.ws/YYGt In this poddy the lads chat to Guinness world record holder, athle...

236: Flaming Sambuca and a great chat with Adam Blair

29 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

  1.30 - Jay's health buzz with Sir John Kirwan https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VF8dkjEdKNo 4.30 - Honest reviews of what an Ice Bath is like 10...

233: Prison conjugal and Mike Tyson's dong

23 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

To send us a yarn or a voice memo - Click on the link below https://bitly.ws/YYGt 3:40 - War Story - Shit. 9 - Portaloo in the desert. 10:18 - Tr...

232: Sir John Kirwan

22 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

To send us a yarn or a voice memo - Click on the link below https://bitly.ws/YYGt Today the lads caught up with All Blacks and Auckland Warriors leg...

229: Never sneeze while wiping your toot hole

16 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

To send us a yarn or a voice memo - Click on the link below https://bitly.ws/YYGt   2 - Iconic Sports people + Jason Kelce documentary. 8:24 - O...

228: Wild Secrets Valentines Special with Sexologist Melissa Vranjes

14 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We absolutely loved chatting with Melissa about all things regarding passion, intimacy and sex, thanks to our mates at Wild Secrets! You can check out...

225: Jay is anti Dog

07 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

To send us a yarn or a voice memo - Click on the link below https://bitly.ws/YYGt  1:48 Grinded Jalapenos in a devil jar. 10:16 - Jay vs Labradoo...

224: Goat in a bedroom

05 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

1 - How you ended up getting ditched by your girlfriend 17 - Grandad's wedding speech 18.30 - Dunc's Nissan Leaf boot conundrum 21.30 - Vacuum vs m...

Wild Yarn with Wild Secrets

05 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

A bachelor party takes a massive turn for the worst in today's wild yarn.To submit your wild yarn, send it here: https://bit.ly/3sr1cnu and you'll be ...

222: The Essential Guy Code

31 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

To send us a yarn or a voice memo - Click on the link below https://bitly.ws/YYGt  2 - Genie grants one wish, but someone comments the side effect...

221: Tiegs used to be a thief

30 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

To send us a yarn or a voice memo - Click on the link below https://bitly.ws/YYGt    3:20 - Jay’s Background Check. 7:09 Eating Raw Sausages....

219: Dusty Dunc is Living on the Edge

25 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

To send us a yarn or a voice memo - Click on the link below https://bitly.ws/YYGt  1:56 Dr Gina Cleo. 21:13 - Aussie comedian Carl Barron. 25:12...

218: You did WHAT with a Cheese Toastie

23 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

To send us a yarn or a voice memo - Click on the link below https://bitly.ws/YYGt  2:30 - Look out for mountain lions. 6:24 - Sniper roll call. ...

216: Chat with a professional wrestler

15 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

To send us a yarn or a voice memo - Click on the link below https://bitly.ws/YYGt  In this special podcast the lads catch up with professional wre...

214: Oldies Rolled on edibles

08 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

To send us a yarn or a voice memo - Click on the link below https://bitly.ws/YYGt  1:08 - Tom Segura. 6:47 - Jay’s parents get rolled on edible...

212: The Sniper's handbook

01 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

To send us a yarn or a voice memo - Click on the link below https://bitly.ws/YYGt  1 - Nicole’s Yarn from Germany.  7:07 - Snipers Handbook Co...

210: It was one Helluva Stag Do

25 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

To send us a yarn or a voice memo - Click on the link below https://bitly.ws/YYGt  3 - Voice message from our sniper Tim. 3:23 - Keith's Shitty B...

208: Garden Shed Rooting

20 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

To send us a yarn or a voice memo - Click on the link below https://bitly.ws/YYGt  2 - War Story - Christmas eve on acid. 9:41 - A Christmassy cr...

207: Bathroom Disasters & Porn Chat

19 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

To send us a yarn or a voice memo - Click on the link below https://bitly.ws/YYGt  Crook book with Jay. 3:11 - Dick drawings. 9:24 - Porn radio ...

205: Nearly Died from a Vasectomy

13 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

To send us a yarn or a voice memo - Click on the link below https://bitly.ws/YYGt  6:15 - Westie Lee’s Medication and Clubbed Foot. 10 - Shitte...

204: Urban Legends, Foreskins and Site Inductions

12 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

To send us a yarn or a voice memo - Click on the link below. https://bitly.ws/YYGt  1:30 - Crook Book with Jay. 5 - Jay’s Shambolic Life. 15:2...

202: Great Police Interactions

06 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

3:30 - Pepper spray late mail from a cop. 13:30- Great Police 10-7 moments. 16 - Sneaking gold out of a mine. 27.30 - Every dude watching a show wi...

201: Snow Shovelling is Shit - Be Prepared to be Buckled Sideways

05 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

To send us a yarn or a voice memo - Click on the link below. https://bitly.ws/YYGt  1:40 - Benny Boy Donaldson Joins us. 2:51 - The Diary of a Sn...

199: I Live Next to a Sex School

29 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

To send us a yarn or a voice memo - Click on the link below. https://bitly.ws/YYGt  1 - Where our 'other than that, sweet as' came from  4:30 - ...

198: Earth - 1. Mans face - 0

28 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

To send us a yarn or a voice memo - Click on the link below. https://bitly.ws/YYGt  3 - Stories from Adelaide. 11 - Pepper spray yarns. 14 - Wha...

196: How much pressure?

22 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

2 - Feral boat trip8 - Push bikes for people on canal boats10 - Funeral crasher 20 - Thai massage gets lost in translation25.30 - Jetski vs Mangroves...

195: What is the moral of the story, Jay?

21 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

To send us a yarn or a voice memo - Click on the link below. https://bitly.ws/YYGt  Tea chat. 2 - NFR Nicknames. 7:40 - Adelaide meet up. 9:20 ...

193: Goes like a cut cat

15 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

2 - Drunk driving in an Aussie wildfire14 - Pro-cat chat28 - Things that you can't get away with now that you could back in the day37 - Terrible flyer...

192: Johnny Stevens from Highly Suspect

14 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We were lucky enough to have Johnny Stevens, frontman for Highly Suspect, and the band's manager, Gregg, join us for a chat! Approximate interview ti...

190: Lost Conditioner Bottle

08 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

To send us a yarn or a voice memo - Click on the link below. https://bitly.ws/YYGt  2.30 - A great message from Carol-Ann. 3.30 - Helping a van c...

189: Don't Cook When You're Cooked

07 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

To send us a yarn or a voice memo - Click on the link below. https://bitly.ws/YYGt  1 - Tiegs is back. 3 - Jay vs parents. 6 - Parents picking y...

187: Will AI take over the world & Jays Eulogy

31 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

To send us a yarn or a voice memo - Click on the link below. https://bitly.ws/YYGt  Do you fuck with spiders?  Some of Zach Galifianakis best wo...

186: A Camel Orgy and Trish the Dish

31 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

To send us a yarn or a voice memo - Click on the link below. https://bitly.ws/YYGt  Welcome back to Not For Radio. Modifying dangerous machinery....

Sending it Too Hard. NFR Returns in 2 Days

28 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

2 days to go!  Not For Radio is so close you can almost taste it!  Sending it too hard - Because no great story ever started with a salad. Go and g...

Hey Hey, High Five. NFR returns in 3 days

27 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

3 days to go!  Not For Radio is so close you can almost taste it!  This yarn had us in stitches. Go and give us a follow if you haven't already ~ J...

Nail Gun Mishap. NFR returns in 4 days

26 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Not For Radio returns in 4 days!  Nail Guns, huh?  One of the many tools of the devil. Go and give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dun...

185: What part of the internet are you operating in mate?

26 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

0 - An erect horse and a gun 6 - Owain with some Welsh names to pronounce 11 - Best pub names 16 - Birthing stories 24 - Foreplay do's & don'ts wi...

184: White wees from a salmon all over an angry Dunc

26 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

0 - Shall we record an ep. from the Arctic? 3 - Mad, shit traditions: Weird sports 30 - Classic work experience talesNOTES:https://bit.ly/3KwsSxV  ...

183: Chasing an invoice up faster than Eliud Kipchoge

26 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Show Boss Tiegs has been fairly or unfairly labelled depending on how you stand on a certain statistics How to Chase an invoice like a boss Dennis R...

182: Burying a horse whilst hungover

26 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Why petrol, fire and alcohol don’t mix well How not to bury a horse with a hangover Another tale of Huntsman spiders terrorising people A place y...

181: Kaboom, Huzzah, it's just f*cking gym stuff

26 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

0 - Funny ways of saying 'no thanks' 4 - Music licensing chat 6 - Short ball: Getting a Hi-5 after a date 16 - Bed bugs chat & things that bite 24...

180: What the f**k is wrong with people... this is a foul episode

26 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

0 - Rog from the Rumble plays rugby for the first time 7 - The ol’ electric puha 10 - Trying to catch a spider 17 - The most yuck things you’ve...

179: Tartan pubes and a bloke called Les

26 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Les, a bloke who is half fisherman half Mad Dog. Roided up 16-year-old squatting 180kg in lycra A text from our radio show that we couldn’t read i...

178: Crocodile dungdee

26 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

0 - Guy died listening to us 4 - We've all saved a life once 8 - Tie on the head = f*ckwit 13 - What we all want in life seems to differ rather hea...

177: Nothing wrong with a bitta slippery gecko

26 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Dunc learns that when you assume you make an ass out of you and me You buggers are still on that blickin' edge of life Short ball central today Bes...

176: Dunc's mate 'Anon'

26 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

1 - Military chat & med-hat 9 - Dunc woke up with a horseshoe in his pocket on Satdee 16 - A bit of 'recreation' & stories from our weekend down sou...

175: Flying f**k ups & dodgy toothpaste from Barry

26 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

2 - The comments section on NZ's largest marching powder bust 8 - Getting back at a safety guard 17 - Flying f**k ups and some dodgy toothpaste 21 ...

174: Poetry corner with a sprinkle of 'quarter ton of fun'

26 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

2 - Jay's 40 today 14 - Jay's sister has a poem for us 16 - "Other than that, sweet as" 19 - Jim Hickey & mates with shit partners 25 - Aidan Copp...

173: "Running it straight" at a shark

26 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

0 - Mate of a Mad Dog got into a sticky sitch with a shark....or was it 6 - Dunc's eldest's first day of school 16 - A story this Sniper has never t...

172: Bruce Spring-clean, Lino Richie, and a waratah

26 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

0 - Thomas from Lumsden runs us through how he got impaled on a waratah 14 - Coming unstuck listening to this very podcast 17 - Kitty Cats 22 - Lat...

171: Jay was a 'break' between 3 different All Black flankers

26 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

0 - Dunc's mate Jen has a yarn about police corruption & malaria pills in Africa 24 - Bumhole written on a forehead 31 - Jay being used 38 - Shout ...

170: Dripping like a knackered fridge

26 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

0 - V-Plates: Wrapping the bed in bin liners... 4 - Jay's absence on the Snipers Nightmare Facebook page 8 - Jay's mysterious patch of grass at his ...

169: When you parachute with a naked granny

26 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The wildest yarn we have ever been sent... seriously... this is the one you want to share with a mate. THIS. IS. NUTS. It involves a naked granny... p...

168: "We just have to wait for the rain to stop" - Gandhi

26 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

How we fared in the Auckland floods Couple of short balls Losing V plates Tips for better love making from real-life experience Support the show: ...

167: The cologne overload

26 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

0 - Country bumpkins take on the big smoke with an excessive amount of cologne 4 - Signing $5 notes 7 - Gig review: Post Malone 9 - Gig review: Chi...

166: Real-life Cotton Eye Joe

26 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Us at .8 speed Real-life Cotton Eye Joe Veeting your ballsack from Ep. #38 Support the show: https://plus.rova.nz/ Learn more about your ad choices...

165: Prime Minister of good times... and wees

26 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Yarns with a Costa Rican coastguard worker Rules to abide by when visiting New Zealand Dunc's fishing disaster Bring back the biff Jays water bott...

164: Drunk? Or shaka bruh

25 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

0.13 - Murricane on tour 5 - Show Boss Tiegs' report card for Dunc's dog Barbara 11 - Short Ball: returning to sport middle-aged 19 - Getting whack...

163: From screaming "oh no" to a screaming 'o'

25 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

0.30 - Bass heavy rock 'n' roll 1.35 - Better Work Stories - Ambo's 7.07 - Nachi's Melbourne Cup yarn Support the show: https://plus.rova.nz/ Learn...

162: Wanna be our pen pal? Or are you in prison...

25 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

What happened to Show Boss Tiegs' prison pen pal? Hanging out with Nate Diaz Support the show: https://plus.rova.nz/ Learn more about your ad choice...

161: $100k just to eat your lunch... pricey

25 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Hoity-toity posh schools from the UK Bit of comedy gold from Steve-O  A news story relating to large hippos Support the show: https://plus.rova.nz...