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Language: en-nz Comedy
Last Checked: 2025-12-08 11:57:40.490237
Showing episodes 401 to 500 of 534 total

128: Sent a hospital pass all the way to hospita

25 Oct 2023

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How to get more out of your stay on the planet courtesy of a 5-minute journal Why middle-aged bloke...

127: Squirrel's dream

25 Oct 2023

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A couple of 'crack up' crack head yarns The difference between food that is hot, hot hot, and India...

126: Picking up hitchikers with red fluffy tails

25 Oct 2023

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A teenager gets his arms ripped off What happens when you ignore red flags Audi TT vs Ford Fiesta ...

125: The great universal loser test

25 Oct 2023

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Smoking livestock in vehicles Fetching a misplaced shit, an outrageous news story from the UK The ...

124: Lock me up and throw away the key

25 Oct 2023

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Shit Lips Houlihan (P.S. not their actual last name) What happens to your brain when you watch blue...

123: Feedin' each other the chief

25 Oct 2023

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A listener is trying to sell their car the best way they know how through the power of the written w...

122: Pop goes the gas station

25 Oct 2023

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A bloke who massively over-revved one night and woke up in bed with his mate's dad... Embarrassing ...

121: More puffy-eyed than a widow at a funeral

25 Oct 2023

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Dunc is away, sick. Jay's still here with Show Boss Tiegs & Tech Producer Caleb The pitfalls of put...

120: The ultimate moral dilemma, a family picnic, & a pigeon

25 Oct 2023

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The circle of life when it comes to pigeons and inbred rabbits Pissy mouthwash a tale of revenge G...

119: "No wonder he didn't eat dinner tonight"

25 Oct 2023

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The secret to putting your own downstairs operation in your mouth How many times you can cross the ...

118: Baguettes and chuckin' into a JanSport

25 Oct 2023

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To start us off, a great re-enactment of what would happen after receiving the news that the world i...

117: Squashed Nuts

25 Oct 2023

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"Gotta 'Bitta Banter' from some lads keeping the rich tradition of messing with the apprentices aliv...

116: Wannabe matadors gone wrong

25 Oct 2023

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Sports that would make for spectacle watching, if the competitors were hammered.   Ordering a fish...

115: Deer are still dicks

25 Oct 2023

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Deer gets hit by a car and is an asshole about it Rufus Rice is back One of our Snipers has ...

114: Talking about yourself in 3rd person

25 Oct 2023

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Student gets the one-up on the deputy principal More ripping headlines from the UK papers People w...

113: Oh god, put a ring on it!

25 Oct 2023

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More great work from the UK papers Prison hack & gang member getaway Always say yes to anesthetic ...

112: Could you piss my dick?

25 Oct 2023

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Update on the UK paper headlines Could you piss my dick? Why you shouldn't eat too much curry at o...

111: He shagged our Sunday dinner chicken

25 Oct 2023

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The UK papers are bloody hilarious Some Late Mail about the Honey Badger Foam party yarn from one ...

110: From hero to zero in a split second

25 Oct 2023

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A Google review that ended in prison... Mike Tyson’s about to clock you one, what should you do? ...

109: Dogs licking ice cream

25 Oct 2023

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The bloke that bent him self out of shape and into the neighbour's flower beds Embarrassing sex sto...

108: Tomato plants growing on a bloke's belly

25 Oct 2023

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Online gambling…Jay’s mate’s method The adult toy combo that could’ve made Jay millions Au...

107: We talk with a cat killer

25 Oct 2023

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A cat killer comes clean Legend called Bill who sent his frozen poo using the work courier Why you...

106: Richie does great voices

25 Oct 2023

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We’ve found an absolute Barry Battler from Aussie who’s been served some pretty terrible news S...

105: Lactose intolerant drinking Irish Cream

25 Oct 2023

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Someone wee’s in his own pants by accident at the races We re-visit an old, but classic clip from...

104: Makes me say 'oh ma lawd'

25 Oct 2023

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Barney the dinosaur f*cks up a truck How you wrecked your first car Russel Crowe is a generous leg...

103: A bread loaf roundabout & the ghost of an old lady

25 Oct 2023

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A dog eats something it shouldn’t and shits it out at the worst possible moment Darrin Spencer’...

102: Deep and meaningfuls with mum

25 Oct 2023

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Shane Wooding exposes the prefects he went to school with Richie shares a fairly crooked yarn about...

101: Punching darts on a 747

25 Oct 2023

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When you could smoke on a plane We give a standing-o for a wild short ball yarn Farts that sound l...

100: Foxes and a bad trip

25 Oct 2023

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A wild tale of taking acid in the bush at a rave... a bush doof We read another review from the Fac...

99: The most feral thing ever broadcast

25 Oct 2023

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How George from the UK ended up frozen solid after a mid-winters piss up A rouge operator from the ...

98: That pasta is shit as

25 Oct 2023

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Some ruthless reviews from Rate My PlateOld-school Aussie rock A ripper brother stitch-upBlow-dryin...

97: Lay down in my bed of Vogels

25 Oct 2023

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Flaming bulls on fire A shocking yarn from Dunc after he ended up hammered in a paddock Sex demon ...

96: Your dick copped a lot

25 Oct 2023

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Confessions Butt chugging Nostalgic food places Alive in the morgue Piercing in the dick Suppor...

95: Jay is holding on for dear life

25 Oct 2023

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One of the most hectic, worst case scenarios on Grinder The most disgusting scenario a broken-down ...

94: Body parts in jars

25 Oct 2023

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Motivation from Dr Joe Dispenza Castles in Wales The German waffle stomper in Aussie with blokes f...

93: Like a raincoat in the rain

25 Oct 2023

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How deep is the ocean 2 x short ball yarns Drying your nether regions A meaningful one-night rela...

92: "F*ck you're grim"

25 Oct 2023

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We've dropped some merch https://bit.ly/3fq88Kv Short ball - Farting in the shower Football firm...

91: Not behd, good times

25 Oct 2023

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BTS of The Rock 2000 countdown and live event The history of pulling the fingers https://bit.ly/3Pr...

90: A variation of Crocodile Dundee

25 Oct 2023

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A few beers, and we’re away laughing The Urban Myth behind 'In The Air Tonight' A variant of Cro...

89: A bullet in the tadger

25 Oct 2023

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Couples massage mid-bender Getting shot in the dick New ways to describe how drunk you were A for...

88: One 'shitty' proposal

25 Oct 2023

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Doing things the hard way A mad off-the-cuff house party Meaningful one-night relationship corresp...

87: Chooks fed...tear in eye

25 Oct 2023

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Short Ball via Tech Producer Caleb Gossip Mongers - Homemade dilly Butter Boards New Spotify play...

86: Pop goes the seagull

25 Oct 2023

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Three Hectic goat stories Nature is mental Short ball via Tech Producer Caleb How to trim your to...

85: And I was like 'ay'

25 Oct 2023

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If someone else was put in charge when people were naming things… how different things could have ...

84: Come back with a warrant

25 Oct 2023

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Your most embarrassing moments A couple of short ball stories from the Snipers Nightmare Group We ...

83: People will agrue about anything

25 Oct 2023

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A couple of short balls from the Snipers Nightmare Group  A ripper X-Files yarn Yvon Chouinard - ...

82: Real life shark bait

25 Oct 2023

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Hilarious chat going on on our Snipers Nightmare Facebook group - join us here https://bit.ly/3CRhNU...

81: Chewbacca drops the shoulder

25 Oct 2023

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What was “the incident” in your high school Jay’s wild Jarred Leto beef An Aussie bloke beat...

80: "Can you hear the dolphins cry"

25 Oct 2023

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Karen who worked as an emergency call centre operator shares another war story Cranky and the Megad...

79: Rub a dub dub

25 Oct 2023

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Dunc's guide to successful motorsport outings with young kids America's Cup Untold - Australia 2 an...

78: Giving the doc a spray

25 Oct 2023

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Another reason why drugs are bad m'kay from Tasmania Karen joins us again for another chaotic tale ...

77: Bin bags in the backside

25 Oct 2023

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Giving the new fella stick, from the mines of Straaaaya Karen from the UK is a retired Emergency Se...

76: The good ol' high knees

24 Oct 2023

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A Man Scaping Mele Amazon Product reviews are some of the best Police dog run-ins According to So...

75: Go the f*ck to sleep

24 Oct 2023

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A new sleeping hack that heaps of people are raving about Some lads that had a blowout at Windsor C...

74: Rogue tongues & a toothbrush phobia

24 Oct 2023

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A couple of 'would you rather's' sent in by Chris Ludman 3 wild yarns One of the great product rev...

73: Teaching nan filth

24 Oct 2023

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Why getting wasted at 16 when you leave school is a bad idea [email protected] for Bumper Stick...

72: Russell Crowe and a ripped sack

24 Oct 2023

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Turns out Willie Nelson is still alive Jack had his downstairs tampered with by a cat and almost go...

71: Ciggy butt brain

24 Oct 2023

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Some funny shoplifting Another great Aussie battler - this bloke’s yarn is iconic A ciggy scab s...

70: Tins with Tenacious D

24 Oct 2023

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Best/worst interviews we've done over the years A couple of cracking yarns from Hugo in South Afric...

69: Ding dong at lunchtime

24 Oct 2023

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Going through a drive-thru here in NZ School yard punch ups Sliding down a flag pole and losing a ...

68: Just me and my Corolla

24 Oct 2023

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We have found a list of celebs that are cops A crook Limerick Gnarly story about someone’s train...

67: Nan's solar light in your shin

24 Oct 2023

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The bloke that cut his old fella off in prison Matty Schupp’s gets colonoscopy’s one the reg…...

66: Balls up the anuk

24 Oct 2023

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How one listener's parents almost got smoked by a hurricane A flying fox modification that went hor...

65: "I've seen Fake Taxi once"

24 Oct 2023

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There is a new world’s biggest poo Ian gets too hammered at a work-do Cat and chihuahua burying ...

64: When your own sh*t ends up all over you

24 Oct 2023

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Shat yourself up a tree Jay's latest poddy recommendation This crazy FB message  Support the sho...

63: They went nato on him

24 Oct 2023

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Ivan stung and died multiple times Guts up the backside The toilet bomb Support the show: https:/...

62: 88yo with a secret sex dungeon

24 Oct 2023

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Banned from a brothel  Coffin crasher  Deliberately stung to get an erection  Support the show...

61: Cancel the f**king fax machine

24 Oct 2023

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Emails from the a***hole  Steamed on a plane  Nicknames Support the show: https://plus.rova.nz/...

60: You'd look like a smurf

24 Oct 2023

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Dunc's gambling addiction Jay's methed-up mechanic Flat initiations: Dunedin  Support the show: ...

59: At a pub with a mad f*cker

24 Oct 2023

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From Last Place pub in Hamilton with Anton who is literally a medical case study because he cooked h...

58: Hans The Skydiver

24 Oct 2023

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This Mad Dog is a skydiver, and it all went badly badly wrong for him as he hit a wall of solid rock...

57: The final hurrah in the cookie battle

24 Oct 2023

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How much a suit costs in 2022 - outrageous Podcaster listener wants us to to help win him 10k Fina...

56: Whack a zucchini on your neighbour's porch

24 Oct 2023

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National sneak a zucchini onto your neighbour's porch day What happens in a city after a nuclear bl...

55: Falling in love with a burrito

24 Oct 2023

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Jay talks about his sperm sample Drugs are bad mkay - Part one of James' run-in with cookie Persua...

54: 25mins away from losing his nut

24 Oct 2023

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Twisted testes Tradie no.2 on site using a lavender towel Bill Burr: Netflix special Support the ...

53: Naked with an axe and an erection

24 Oct 2023

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Robbery stories NZ's Eminem Droning and boning  Support the show: https://plus.rova.nz/ Learn mo...

52: What happens when you don't pick up your dog's sh*t

24 Oct 2023

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Don't pick up your dog's shit, face the music Lesley rinses her husband for his drunken blowout Lo...

51: In a dairy with my sack torn open

24 Oct 2023

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Drugs are just bad m'kay? Ex Files are back! Our mate Heath from Brisbane, Australia talks about t...

Snakes. NFR returns in 6 days.

24 Oct 2023

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Not For Radio is back in 6 days, baby!  Who doesn't love snakes? Go and give us a follow if you ha...

50: The great communal pee bottle

24 Oct 2023

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Dunc's mate who was a ring-in for a Maori rugby side...but he's South African The biggest event of ...

49: There's ol' 'Light Duties'...

24 Oct 2023

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Massive lottery scam Dude with a bunch of pearla nicknames A funeral with Xmas lights Support the...

48: Gotta feel for ol' mate Noddy

24 Oct 2023

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Our mate Noddy's 'double action' gone wrong Ex-Files Lunch box suprise Support the show: https://...

47: One tough todger

24 Oct 2023

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Commando, is it still a thing? Coming unstuck jumping a fence Shit drivers... loads of them Suppo...

46: Tootsies, Copper escapes, & Waaaaales

24 Oct 2023

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Foot fetishes A cracking yarn from a welsh bloke who blew out doing a favour for a mate Night at t...

45: A bottomless brunch, r*ppers, and Supercars all before 5pm

24 Oct 2023

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Yeah man, Show Boss Tiegs' weekend was heeeectic! Dunc took the Murricane to the museum... Jay - t...

44: Rees used to dig up landmines in Tanzania

24 Oct 2023

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We chat to Mad Dog #108 who had black water fever, malaria, and used to dig up landmines for a livin...

43: I sharted at work today

24 Oct 2023

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NZ employment options Jay isn't wearing undies today Having a wee out the fire escape Support the...

42: "Don't poke my bum"

24 Oct 2023

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House plant chat Dunc was a "big pisser" back in the day he reckons Getting craft knifed at work ...

41: Hot pizza eating disaster

24 Oct 2023

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Pizza eating contest gone wrong PE teacher chit chat F*CKING NEAT Support the show: https://plus....

40: Jay, an InterCity, and a one eyed snake

24 Oct 2023

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What is a danger wank? Jay overshares... again Insane BBQ Support the show: https://plus.rova.nz/...

39: Chur to the Snipers in the UK

24 Oct 2023

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Lunar calendar manipulation Do fish get thirsty? Ponder that...it's a toughy...well, na not really ...

38: Jay's dome is getting bigger

24 Oct 2023

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Jay chats about how he's preparing for a boxing match in 5 weeks instead of 10 Some radio gold from...

37: Veeting your ballsack

24 Oct 2023

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Veeting your balls Toastie chat A few messages from you Snipers Support the show: https://plus.ro...

36: Jay's celebrity mates

24 Oct 2023

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Doug Howlett's rugby-playing wizard of a son Martin Guptill's potential million dollar baseball car...

35: Arnica under the tongue

24 Oct 2023

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Dunc was in a motorbike accident today (he's okay!) Jay went hunting over the weekend Aussie crick...

34: Good for nothing animals

24 Oct 2023

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Bird feeders Raising a herd of buffalo TikTok old-school gangster Support the show: https://plus....

33: A plant that re-adjusts your entire life

24 Oct 2023

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Bernie Mac 'motherfucker' Jay's mate is a blind male model The plant Support the show: https://pl...

32: "Niagara Falls of p*** and sh*t"

24 Oct 2023

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Finish him! Psycho elephant chat Wild wild horses Carnivore diet Support the show: https://plus.r...

31: Fight chat

24 Oct 2023

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Aaron Chen with some lols How to bend Post Malone's dart habit Support the show: https://plus.rov...

30: Guinea pig's for $17 bucks...beauuutiful

24 Oct 2023

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Killer hamsters, all guinea's have bad endings Pyramid stats are WILD Stink finger zombie Support...