Not For Radio

146: Accidentally running a half marathon

25 Oct 2023

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Burning the candle at both ends resulting in a big stitch-up for Jay Dunc's wife, Dixie, had a shit experience after going for a run 10kms in a pair...

145: Boxing Day special

25 Oct 2023

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Welcome to our 'summer edition' of Not For Radio. This one is the Boxing Day special!!Yes, we understand it's not summer everywhere, and yes, they're ...

144: "I made my boss shit himself"

25 Oct 2023

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A couple of classic nicknames thrown in that are worthy of a mention Ordinary Dr. Phil makes it onto the pod, a national treasure here in Aotearoa an...

143: Would you bang your first cousin?

25 Oct 2023

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Hall-pass moral dilemma - where do you stand on it? The phrase to say when someone gives you a compliment Old-school radio days Tales from a firefi...

142: Lots of Christmas chat

25 Oct 2023

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 A disgruntled kids exchange with Santa via snail mail Tips for surviving the festive season from Tech Producer Caleb Xmas Jokes that have aged poo...

141: Rather have a warty piece & a shit looking bank account

25 Oct 2023

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A new Not For Radio game Some modern wisdom and why our education system didn’t suit Jay A young buck gets absolutely smoked by a massive bull in ...

140: Raisins are straight from Satan's butt

25 Oct 2023

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A step by step guide as to why raisins are shit Shit chat returns for most of the episode Support the show: https://plus.rova.nz/ Learn more about y...

139: Hurling an unassuming breather down five floors

25 Oct 2023

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Why digital cameras should have passwords Security guard's worst nightmare Kids swearing The journey of love-making Support the show: https://plus...

138: Shove piggy shove ft. Greg Murphy

25 Oct 2023

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Loving your family members a bit much V8 Supercars legend, Greg Murphy, reads a couple short balls Aussies are just rough as guts Support the show:...

137: Hectic yarns from a certain place that borders the US

25 Oct 2023

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We get into some proper hectic chats about how dodgy Mexico can be Jay says too much Some nicknames from WaAaAaLeSSSS A guy that had to show his sa...

136: Worldly wisdom and a pug's anuk

25 Oct 2023

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Classic stitch-up that brought a father and daughter together and drove a husband and wife apart courtesy of Nathan Martin An elderly man teaches us ...

135: Human accordions & 260kg of fun

25 Oct 2023

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Two big boys become one lady's dream scenario, the 'Quarter Ton Of Fun'... People spend more time at work trying to prank each other than do the job ...

134: Hotel room edition ft. A run in with a gang member

25 Oct 2023

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One of the greatest long play gags of all time Chuck Norris sayings A bloke getting stabbed to go on holiday GnR Wellington gig review…Dunc had a...

133: Phallus thesaurus and why we are doing our bit for the planet

25 Oct 2023

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Two big boys become one lady's dream scenario, the 'Quarter Ton Of Fun'... People spend more time at work trying to prank each other than do the j...

132: Reeking of B.O with an aggressive amount of wee chat

25 Oct 2023

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A South African who ran himself up a flagpole and into mischief The super-rich building bunkers in New Zealand Tales from a truckie in Aussie A hor...

131: Banjo strings and a fake drowning

25 Oct 2023

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Classic stitch-ups and UK tabloid headlines Sexual tunes on a broken banjo Gold tooth collecting after nightclub punch ups Tools explained properly...

130: Shit revenge on a shit boss

25 Oct 2023

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Steve Burrows is back and tells us about his terrible boss Kids are dicks... bee's dicks Alexa does one of our Snipers dirty The highs and lows of ...

129: A cucking mad episode

25 Oct 2023

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Cuckold cupid co-worker Pets that killed their owners   Mad Mike Support the show: https://plus.rova.nz/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit m...

128: Sent a hospital pass all the way to hospita

25 Oct 2023

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How to get more out of your stay on the planet courtesy of a 5-minute journal Why middle-aged blokes should think twice about making a return to the ...

127: Squirrel's dream

25 Oct 2023

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A couple of 'crack up' crack head yarns The difference between food that is hot, hot hot, and Indian hot hot How to ruin someone's life not once, no...

126: Picking up hitchikers with red fluffy tails

25 Oct 2023

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A teenager gets his arms ripped off What happens when you ignore red flags Audi TT vs Ford Fiesta vs Fox Bleeding like in the movies Con-artist sp...

125: The great universal loser test

25 Oct 2023

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Smoking livestock in vehicles Fetching a misplaced shit, an outrageous news story from the UK The mind-blowing apprentice yarns from a mechanic Wha...

124: Lock me up and throw away the key

25 Oct 2023

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Shit Lips Houlihan (P.S. not their actual last name) What happens to your brain when you watch blue movies How it feels to have deep heat in your ey...

123: Feedin' each other the chief

25 Oct 2023

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A listener is trying to sell their car the best way they know how through the power of the written word Some of our Snipers get caught shagging in th...

122: Pop goes the gas station

25 Oct 2023

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A bloke who massively over-revved one night and woke up in bed with his mate's dad... Embarrassing sex stories An Irishman doing what Irish men do b...

121: More puffy-eyed than a widow at a funeral

25 Oct 2023

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Dunc is away, sick. Jay's still here with Show Boss Tiegs & Tech Producer Caleb The pitfalls of putting a bike together with needle nose pliers Lite...

120: The ultimate moral dilemma, a family picnic, & a pigeon

25 Oct 2023

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The circle of life when it comes to pigeons and inbred rabbits Pissy mouthwash a tale of revenge Great White Shark expert, Professor Riley Elliot T...

119: "No wonder he didn't eat dinner tonight"

25 Oct 2023

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The secret to putting your own downstairs operation in your mouth How many times you can cross the English channel whilst passed out in the toilets ...

118: Baguettes and chuckin' into a JanSport

25 Oct 2023

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To start us off, a great re-enactment of what would happen after receiving the news that the world is ending in 10 mins from a nuclear blast Another...

117: Squashed Nuts

25 Oct 2023

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"Gotta 'Bitta Banter' from some lads keeping the rich tradition of messing with the apprentices alive and well. A madman who stared death in the face...

116: Wannabe matadors gone wrong

25 Oct 2023

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Sports that would make for spectacle watching, if the competitors were hammered.   Ordering a fish burger in Ibiza goes horribly wrong. How big doe...

115: Deer are still dicks

25 Oct 2023

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Deer gets hit by a car and is an asshole about it Rufus Rice is back One of our Snipers has something horrible happen to his eye More ripp...

114: Talking about yourself in 3rd person

25 Oct 2023

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Student gets the one-up on the deputy principal More ripping headlines from the UK papers People who have won the lottery Conjoined twins One of o...

113: Oh god, put a ring on it!

25 Oct 2023

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More great work from the UK papers Prison hack & gang member getaway Always say yes to anesthetic Show Boss Tiegs' evolving farts Slow burning pra...

112: Could you piss my dick?

25 Oct 2023

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Update on the UK paper headlines Could you piss my dick? Why you shouldn't eat too much curry at once Another clip from Joe Rogan Someone found a ...

111: He shagged our Sunday dinner chicken

25 Oct 2023

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The UK papers are bloody hilarious Some Late Mail about the Honey Badger Foam party yarn from one of our Snipers Must Watch - How it feels to kill ...

110: From hero to zero in a split second

25 Oct 2023

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A Google review that ended in prison... Mike Tyson’s about to clock you one, what should you do? Take it or tell a joke? This bloke did the latter ...

109: Dogs licking ice cream

25 Oct 2023

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The bloke that bent him self out of shape and into the neighbour's flower beds Embarrassing sex stories, featuring Duncan making out with his dog and...

108: Tomato plants growing on a bloke's belly

25 Oct 2023

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Online gambling…Jay’s mate’s method The adult toy combo that could’ve made Jay millions Aussie battlers 'getting jobs done' with some 'help'...

107: We talk with a cat killer

25 Oct 2023

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A cat killer comes clean Legend called Bill who sent his frozen poo using the work courier Why you shouldn’t piss on your neighbour's fence Mache...

106: Richie does great voices

25 Oct 2023

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We’ve found an absolute Barry Battler from Aussie who’s been served some pretty terrible news Some Late Mail regarding the bear-skin hats used at...

105: Lactose intolerant drinking Irish Cream

25 Oct 2023

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Someone wee’s in his own pants by accident at the races We re-visit an old, but classic clip from Bathurst - Australia’s biggest car racing event...

104: Makes me say 'oh ma lawd'

25 Oct 2023

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Barney the dinosaur f*cks up a truck How you wrecked your first car Russel Crowe is a generous legend An oldie but a goodie yarn about getting bann...

103: A bread loaf roundabout & the ghost of an old lady

25 Oct 2023

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A dog eats something it shouldn’t and shits it out at the worst possible moment Darrin Spencer’s oldie but a goodie Blind girl makes headlines b...

102: Deep and meaningfuls with mum

25 Oct 2023

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Shane Wooding exposes the prefects he went to school with Richie shares a fairly crooked yarn about nicking a porn mag from a junkie den in the bush ...

101: Punching darts on a 747

25 Oct 2023

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When you could smoke on a plane We give a standing-o for a wild short ball yarn Farts that sound like well-known songs Support the show: https://pl...

100: Foxes and a bad trip

25 Oct 2023

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A wild tale of taking acid in the bush at a rave... a bush doof We read another review from the Facebook group Rate My Plate….Some greenhorn cooked...

99: The most feral thing ever broadcast

25 Oct 2023

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How George from the UK ended up frozen solid after a mid-winters piss up A rouge operator from the east coast of the South Island... one of the all-t...

98: That pasta is shit as

25 Oct 2023

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Some ruthless reviews from Rate My PlateOld-school Aussie rock A ripper brother stitch-upBlow-drying dead pets...yep Support the show: https://plus....

97: Lay down in my bed of Vogels

25 Oct 2023

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Flaming bulls on fire A shocking yarn from Dunc after he ended up hammered in a paddock Sex demon in a pub A wild application for the Mad Dog Club ...

96: Your dick copped a lot

25 Oct 2023

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Confessions Butt chugging Nostalgic food places Alive in the morgue Piercing in the dick Support the show: https://plus.rova.nz/ Learn more about...

95: Jay is holding on for dear life

25 Oct 2023

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One of the most hectic, worst case scenarios on Grinder The most disgusting scenario a broken-down freezer could create We preview the new season of...

94: Body parts in jars

25 Oct 2023

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Motivation from Dr Joe Dispenza Castles in Wales The German waffle stomper in Aussie with blokes from Ireland One of the best docs you will see Th...

93: Like a raincoat in the rain

25 Oct 2023

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How deep is the ocean 2 x short ball yarns Drying your nether regions A meaningful one-night relationship gone pear-shaped Support the show: https...

92: "F*ck you're grim"

25 Oct 2023

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We've dropped some merch https://bit.ly/3fq88Kv Short ball - Farting in the shower Football firms Tattoos for NFR...yep Support the show: https:...

91: Not behd, good times

25 Oct 2023

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BTS of The Rock 2000 countdown and live event The history of pulling the fingers https://bit.ly/3PrJuaE And the famous GG finger https://bit.ly/3PS...

90: A variation of Crocodile Dundee

25 Oct 2023

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A few beers, and we’re away laughing The Urban Myth behind 'In The Air Tonight' A variant of Crocodile Dundee Full pash when greeting someone? S...

89: A bullet in the tadger

25 Oct 2023

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Couples massage mid-bender Getting shot in the dick New ways to describe how drunk you were A former All Black who ate champagne glasses Turns out...

88: One 'shitty' proposal

25 Oct 2023

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Doing things the hard way A mad off-the-cuff house party Meaningful one-night relationship correspondent Rufus Rice 50 Cent takes a lie detector P...

87: Chooks fed...tear in eye

25 Oct 2023

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Short Ball via Tech Producer Caleb Gossip Mongers - Homemade dilly Butter Boards New Spotify playlist you never knew you needed The world’s past...

86: Pop goes the seagull

25 Oct 2023

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Three Hectic goat stories Nature is mental Short ball via Tech Producer Caleb How to trim your toenails drunk in Bali Stag/bucks-do advice Suppor...

85: And I was like 'ay'

25 Oct 2023

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If someone else was put in charge when people were naming things… how different things could have been What to do to someone on their stag do Dunc...

84: Come back with a warrant

25 Oct 2023

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Your most embarrassing moments A couple of short ball stories from the Snipers Nightmare Group We ruin bands by removing a letter from their name G...

83: People will agrue about anything

25 Oct 2023

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A couple of short balls from the Snipers Nightmare Group  A ripper X-Files yarn Yvon Chouinard - The Patagonian Peoples champ The Servo Bloke part...

82: Real life shark bait

25 Oct 2023

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Hilarious chat going on on our Snipers Nightmare Facebook group - join us here https://bit.ly/3CRhNU1 A couple of short ball stories from Show Boss ...

81: Chewbacca drops the shoulder

25 Oct 2023

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What was “the incident” in your high school Jay’s wild Jarred Leto beef An Aussie bloke beat up a CEO wearing a Chewbacca costume on a ski slo...

80: "Can you hear the dolphins cry"

25 Oct 2023

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Karen who worked as an emergency call centre operator shares another war story Cranky and the Megadeath Burger... Pube infused tobacco The classic ...

79: Rub a dub dub

25 Oct 2023

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Dunc's guide to successful motorsport outings with young kids America's Cup Untold - Australia 2 and the Mullet Boat Racing in Auckland Bloke gets c...

78: Giving the doc a spray

25 Oct 2023

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Another reason why drugs are bad m'kay from Tasmania Karen joins us again for another chaotic tale from her time as a Emergency Services Operator in ...

77: Bin bags in the backside

25 Oct 2023

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Giving the new fella stick, from the mines of Straaaaya Karen from the UK is a retired Emergency Services Operator and she joins us to recount some o...

76: The good ol' high knees

24 Oct 2023

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A Man Scaping Mele Amazon Product reviews are some of the best Police dog run-ins According to Social Media, Michael Jackson isn’t dead and he is...

75: Go the f*ck to sleep

24 Oct 2023

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A new sleeping hack that heaps of people are raving about Some lads that had a blowout at Windsor Castle A loose cannon young buck from Aus who has ...

74: Rogue tongues & a toothbrush phobia

24 Oct 2023

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A couple of 'would you rather's' sent in by Chris Ludman 3 wild yarns One of the great product reviews Support the show: https://plus.rova.nz/ Lear...

73: Teaching nan filth

24 Oct 2023

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Why getting wasted at 16 when you leave school is a bad idea [email protected] for Bumper Stickers An Aussie bloke teaching Nana to swear  Our...

72: Russell Crowe and a ripped sack

24 Oct 2023

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Turns out Willie Nelson is still alive Jack had his downstairs tampered with by a cat and almost got killed by Russell Crowe Classic stitch up Supp...

71: Ciggy butt brain

24 Oct 2023

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Some funny shoplifting Another great Aussie battler - this bloke’s yarn is iconic A ciggy scab stitch-up   Support the show: https://plus.rova....

70: Tins with Tenacious D

24 Oct 2023

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Best/worst interviews we've done over the years A couple of cracking yarns from Hugo in South Africa Some limericks that you guys have sent us on th...

69: Ding dong at lunchtime

24 Oct 2023

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Going through a drive-thru here in NZ School yard punch ups Sliding down a flag pole and losing a nut Support the show: https://plus.rova.nz/ Learn...

68: Just me and my Corolla

24 Oct 2023

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We have found a list of celebs that are cops A crook Limerick Gnarly story about someone’s trainwreck of a break-up Support the show: https://plu...

67: Nan's solar light in your shin

24 Oct 2023

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The bloke that cut his old fella off in prison Matty Schupp’s gets colonoscopy’s one the reg….so has started messing with the doctors How Jord...

66: Balls up the anuk

24 Oct 2023

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How one listener's parents almost got smoked by a hurricane A flying fox modification that went horribly wrong Ben, a Kiwi lad who is a hectic human...

65: "I've seen Fake Taxi once"

24 Oct 2023

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There is a new world’s biggest poo Ian gets too hammered at a work-do Cat and chihuahua burying chat Support the show: https://plus.rova.nz/ Lear...

64: When your own sh*t ends up all over you

24 Oct 2023

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Shat yourself up a tree Jay's latest poddy recommendation This crazy FB message  Support the show: https://plus.rova.nz/ Learn more about your ad ...

63: They went nato on him

24 Oct 2023

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Ivan stung and died multiple times Guts up the backside The toilet bomb Support the show: https://plus.rova.nz/ Learn more about your ad choices. V...

62: 88yo with a secret sex dungeon

24 Oct 2023

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Banned from a brothel  Coffin crasher  Deliberately stung to get an erection  Support the show: https://plus.rova.nz/ Learn more about your ad c...

61: Cancel the f**king fax machine

24 Oct 2023

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Emails from the a***hole  Steamed on a plane  Nicknames Support the show: https://plus.rova.nz/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone...

60: You'd look like a smurf

24 Oct 2023

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Dunc's gambling addiction Jay's methed-up mechanic Flat initiations: Dunedin  Support the show: https://plus.rova.nz/ Learn more about your ad cho...

59: At a pub with a mad f*cker

24 Oct 2023

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From Last Place pub in Hamilton with Anton who is literally a medical case study because he cooked himself so bad after he head banged too hard at a g...

58: Hans The Skydiver

24 Oct 2023

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This Mad Dog is a skydiver, and it all went badly badly wrong for him as he hit a wall of solid rock Support the show: https://plus.rova.nz/ Learn mo...

57: The final hurrah in the cookie battle

24 Oct 2023

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How much a suit costs in 2022 - outrageous Podcaster listener wants us to to help win him 10k Final part in James’ hectic younger days… Support...

56: Whack a zucchini on your neighbour's porch

24 Oct 2023

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National sneak a zucchini onto your neighbour's porch day What happens in a city after a nuclear blast Part two from James blowing out with his cook...

55: Falling in love with a burrito

24 Oct 2023

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Jay talks about his sperm sample Drugs are bad mkay - Part one of James' run-in with cookie Persuading a bouncer with a broken radio volume knob Su...

54: 25mins away from losing his nut

24 Oct 2023

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Twisted testes Tradie no.2 on site using a lavender towel Bill Burr: Netflix special Support the show: https://plus.rova.nz/ Learn more about your ...

53: Naked with an axe and an erection

24 Oct 2023

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Robbery stories NZ's Eminem Droning and boning  Support the show: https://plus.rova.nz/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adcho...

52: What happens when you don't pick up your dog's sh*t

24 Oct 2023

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Don't pick up your dog's shit, face the music Lesley rinses her husband for his drunken blowout Longest piss in all of humankind Support the show: ...

51: In a dairy with my sack torn open

24 Oct 2023

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Drugs are just bad m'kay? Ex Files are back! Our mate Heath from Brisbane, Australia talks about the time he ripped his sack wide open and had some ...

Snakes. NFR returns in 6 days.

24 Oct 2023

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Not For Radio is back in 6 days, baby!  Who doesn't love snakes? Go and give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Spotify - https://s...

50: The great communal pee bottle

24 Oct 2023

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Dunc's mate who was a ring-in for a Maori rugby side...but he's South African The biggest event of the year An adult toy review apparently Support ...

49: There's ol' 'Light Duties'...

24 Oct 2023

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Massive lottery scam Dude with a bunch of pearla nicknames A funeral with Xmas lights Support the show: https://plus.rova.nz/ Learn more about your...

48: Gotta feel for ol' mate Noddy

24 Oct 2023

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Our mate Noddy's 'double action' gone wrong Ex-Files Lunch box suprise Support the show: https://plus.rova.nz/ Learn more about your ad choices. Vi...