The Basement Yard
Episodes
#332 - This Is What It's Like To Party W/ Leonardo Dicaprio
07 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Did you know that Leonardo Dicaprio used to run with a crew called The P*ssy Posse? We dive into the history of the wild group. Learn more about your ...
#331 - Is The Green M&M Too Sexy?
31 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Frank & Joe discuss the desexualization of the Green M&M and try to find out which candy may possibly be sexier. Learn more about your ad choices. Vis...
#330 - I Almost Burned My Apartment Down
24 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Joe almost sets his apartment on fire when he tries to make chocolate milk. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
#329 - The Fight Of The Century
17 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Joe talks about his recent inability to stop himself from wanting to fight Jeff Bezos. Call Jake Paul. SET IT UP! Learn more about your ad choices. Vi...
#328 - Farting Is A Dangerous Job w/ Stephanie Matto
10 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Frank & Joe are joined by the Fart Jar Queen of the World: Stephanie Matto to talk about her fart empire. Wether it's NFTs, jars, farts, or almost hea...
#327 - The Deep Dark Secrets Of Sleepaway Camp
03 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Frank & Joe talk about all of Frank's weird sleepaway camp stories. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
#326 - Making Six Figures Farting Into Jars
27 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
A woman claims she made $45,000 in a week selling her farts in a jar. Frank & Joe plan to cash in. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.f...
#325 - Slapping The Baby At The Baptism
20 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Frank & Joe break down a wild video they found on TikTok of a WILD priest. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
#324 - Never Go Full Ghetto Hyena
13 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Frank & Joe talk about Will Smith's sex addiction and how he referred to himself as going "full ghetto hyena" after a breakup. Learn more about your a...
#323 - Breaking Down The Worst Music Video Of All Time
06 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Kid Rock is back and he's (not)better than ever!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
#322 - Getting Peed On At A Concert
29 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Frank & Joe discuss the video that went viral where a concertgoer got on stage and had the lead female vocalist piss on his face. Rock N Roll! Learn m...
#321 - The Sex Therapy Session
22 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Frank & Joe answer YOUR sex questions becuase they are the most qualified sex therapists in the world. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megapho...
#320 - Becoming Island Boys
15 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Frank & Joe check in with the Island Boys to see if it's possible to become honorary Island Boys. The world is burning to the ground. Learn more about...
#319 - Taking Photos At The Funeral
08 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Frank & Joe discuss the viral photos of an Instagram model who posted some photos looking cute next to her dead dad's casket. Is this too much? Learn ...
#318 - Opening Our Time Capsule
01 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Frank & Joe dug up old pictures, notebooks, and projects from back in the day and boy are they CRINGE. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megapho...
#317 - Surviving The Real Life Squid Game
25 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
There's a real life squid game being held in Dubai because of course there is. Also, Joey shares some secrets he's read about Dubai. Learn more about ...
#316 - Is It Okay To Poop With Your Partner?
18 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Megan Trainor installed two toilets next to each other so she could take dumps with her husband. Is that romantic or the worst thing you've ever heard...
#315 - How To Escape From The FBI
11 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Frank & Joe figure out how to EASILY evade the FBI. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
#314 - The Worst Thing I've Ever Said To A Teacher
04 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Frank & Joe talk about the good ole days when they were the worst students in the world. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoic...
#313 - The Met Gala Review
27 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Frank & Joe talk about all the strange outfits worn at the Met Gala & VMAs. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
#312 - Surviving The Great Flood
20 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Joe talks about how he was effected by the horrible New York flooding recently. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
#311 - Bring Back Pirating 2021
13 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Frank & Joe discuss pirating, pillaging, and bringing it all back. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
#310 - Making Socks Stiff w/ Trevor Wallace
06 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Comedian Trevor Wallace joins Frank & Joe on this week's episode! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
#309 - Getting Arrested On An Airplane
30 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Frank & Joe discuss the recent arrests that have happening on airplanes and the unusual methods that the flight attendants are using. Learn more about...
#308 - My House Is Haunted
23 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Frank's been experiencing some wild paranormal activity in his new house. Is it real ghosts? Is it demon videos? Who knows.. Learn more about your ad ...
#307 - The Wildest Fetish Of All Time
16 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Joe receives a crazy DM about a wild fetish and naturally... we need to hear Frank's thoughts on it. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone...
#306 - Is Simone Biles A Quitter?
09 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Frank & Joe discuss whether they think Simone Biles is a "quitter" or not for dropping out of the Olympics. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit me...
#305 - This Is A Children's Show?!
02 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Frank & Joe discover a new children's show from another country that features a man with a massive dong. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megap...
#304 - The Most Ridiculous Purchases Of All Time
26 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Joe buys a legit Iron Man mask and Frank is NOT happy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
#303 - The Era Of Sucking Butts
19 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Joe gets a DM from a random person who wants to discuss women sucking men's butts. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
#302 - Getting Swallowed By A Whale
12 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Frank & Joe debunk wether this man was actually swallowed by a whale or not. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
#301 - Batman Won't Go Down On You
05 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Frank & Joe discuss some new information about Batman.. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
#300 - The Roast Of Joe Santagato
28 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
For our 300th episode, we put together a roast of people who know Joe the best! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
#299 - Naked In An Outback Steakhouse
21 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Frank & Joe discuss a special kind of woman who raised hell in an outback steakhouse in Florida. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/...
#298 - The Racist Prom Queen
14 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Frank & Joe discuss the Ellie Kemper controversy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
#297 - I Hate The Internet
07 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Joe goes on a rant about what is wrong about social media and the internet. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
#296 - The Worst Life Hack Of All Time
31 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Frank & Joe discuss "life hacks" aka creative ways to make easy things harder than they have to be. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone....
#295 - We Signed Up For A TV Show
24 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Frank & Joe signed up for a TV show and if they are selected, it will be mayhem. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
#294 - Going Gay For Gates
17 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Bill Gates is single and probably not ready to mingle but we're gonna try and make a good push for a mingling anyway. Learn more about your ad choices...
#293 - The Keys To Success
10 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Frank & Joe give you the Keys To Success that they found on some random idiot's finance meme page. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.f...
#292 - Are You Gonna Box YouTubers?
03 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Frank & Joe discuss Jake Paul & if Joe will end up boxing another YouTuber Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
#291 - White Boy Summer
26 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Frank & Joe talk about Chet Hanks and try to figure out if it is actually a white boy summer in 2021... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaph...
#290 - Let's Go To A Rave
19 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Frank & Joe discuss what it would be like to go to their first rave and then violently fight about early 00's R&B Learn more about your ad choices. Vi...
#289 - Lil Nas X Banged The Devil
12 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Frank & Joe discuss Lil Nas X, the devil, and other things that we apologize for. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
#288 - Cereal Just Got More Poisonous
05 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Cinnamon Toast Crunch now comes with a side of shrimp tails. How delicious! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
#287 - Frank Is A Gatekeeper
29 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Frank is back with a "Keeping It Frank" where he decides to gatekeep kiwis like a pretentious bastard. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megapho...
#286 - Dr. Seuss Killed Lola Bunny
22 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Frank & Joe discuss cancel culture, Mr Potato Head, & Lola Bunny's fine ass. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
#285 - What Is Going On Here?
15 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Frank & Joe go through their old photos and try to figure out what the hell they were thinking Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/ad...
#284 - The Hot Birthday Boy Bash
08 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
It's Joe's birthday! Let's do a shot & then drive this podcast into the ground! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
#283 - Becoming A Sugar Baby
01 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Joe explains how he ended up accidentally being a "sugar baby" to this foot loving man. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
#282 - My First Days As A Father
22 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Frank tells us about the birth of his child and what it's like being a new dad Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
#281- The Big Announcement
15 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Support the game here: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/paytheprice/pay-the-price Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
#280 - Explosive Candles That Smell Like Vaginas
08 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Frank & Joe discuss Gwyneth Paltrow's famous vagina smelling candle that apparently exploded in some woman's living room. Learn more about your ad cho...
#279 - My Presidential Cabinet
01 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Frank & Joe design their very own presidential cabinet. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
#278 - The Urban Dictionary Hall Of Fame
25 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Frank & Joe take a deep dive into the urban dictionary to find out about new sex positions. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adcho...
#277 - Our Most Famous Guest
18 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On this week's episode, Frank & Joe discuss their trouble with Kelly Clarkson while also announcing their new dream guest. The show goes on! Learn mor...
#276 - I'm Joining The Space Force
11 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Frank decides that he's gonna join the Space Force solely because they're labeled "guardians." I know.. stupid. Learn more about your ad choices. Visi...
#275 - Let's Talk About Witchcraft
04 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Frank & Joe reminisce on the times when girls in middle school used to study witchcraft. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoice...
#274 - It's Been A Hell Of A Year
28 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
#273 - The Aliens Are Among Us
21 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
After a man comes out saying that the government has indeed been in contact with aliens, Frank & Joe talk about how they'd interact with an alien when...
#272 - All I Want For Christmas
14 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Frank & Joe reveal their 2020 Christmas lists while Frank wears pajamas like a child. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
#271 - DMing A Famous Celebrity
07 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Frank & Joe are calling on the fans of the show to make a dream come true. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
#270 - Can Men Wear Dresses?
30 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
After hearing about all the backlash Harry Styles received for wearing a dress, Frank & Joe discuss whether they think men can wear dresses or not. Le...
#269 - Farting On Birthday Cakes
23 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Joe opens Frankie's eyes to the world of cake farting and it is... just glorious. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
#268 - Getting Invited To A Sex Party
16 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Frank tells the story about how he was invited to a sex party at the age of 17. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
#267 - Infiltrating Amish Country
09 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Frank spends a weekend in Amish country and reports back to Joe with some interesting stories. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/ad...
#266 - Is That Your Boy Or Your Babe?
02 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Joe has a weird thought pop into his head at 2am & decides to bring it up on the podcast. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoic...
#265 - It's Spooky Season
26 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
It's almost Halloween so Frank & Joe needed to spice it up! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
#264 - A Presidential Case Of COVID
19 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Trump has COVID. Will he live? What is going on? Why does Frankie hate Root Beer? No one knows the answer to any of these questions. Learn more about ...
#263 - I'm Bringing The Diaper Back
12 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Joe attempts to bring the adult diaper back into style. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
#262 - The Wildest DM Of All Time
05 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Joe & Frank discuss a WILD DM that Joe received not too long ago, old videos they used to make together, & more! Learn more about your ad choices. Vis...
#261 - The Story Of How I Creamed Myself
28 Sep 2020
Contributed by Lukas
I wish this title was clickbait but Frank actually creamed himself and we get to hear all about it. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone...
#260 - The Most Inappropriate Movie Titles
21 Sep 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Frank tries to get Joe to guess these movie titles by describing them in the most "porn" way possible. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megapho...
#259 - Everything You Need To Know About Vaginas
14 Sep 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Frank & Joe know EVERYTHING about vaginas... just watch. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
#258 - The Japanese Are Trying To Scare The Virus Away
07 Sep 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Frank & Joe discuss an interesting (and scary) way that the people of Japan are going about the virus. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megapho...
#257 - Videos That Should've Never Existed
31 Aug 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Frank & Joe reminisce on all the old videos that were too fucked up to even finish watching. I'm talking Two Girls One Cup, Church of Fudge, Pain Olym...
#256 - The Worst Job Interview Of All Time
24 Aug 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Frank feels the need to prove himself as the new co-host of the show and hands in his resume for Joe to look over. Hold onto your seats! Learn more ab...
#255 - We Used To Dress Like Idiots
17 Aug 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Frank & Joe reminisce about the good ole' days of Joe's childish hairflip & Frank's infamous Young Jeezy shirt. It's all bad. Support our show on Pat...
#254 - The Man Who Grew A Penis On His Arm
10 Aug 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Frank & Joe discuss a man's arm-penis because obviously. Also, Frank may just be the worst liar in the world. Find out why! Follow our Instagram: @Th...
#253 - Having Sex With Instruments
03 Aug 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Frank makes his co-host debut to discuss an old anti-weed ad that depicts a woman getting a tuba blown into her butt. Hot start. Follow our Instagr...
#252 - Let's Discuss Everything
27 Jul 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Just want to take this time and thank everybody, including Danny, for their support all these years. Thank you all! Learn more about your ad choices. ...
#251 - A Record Setting Ass
20 Jul 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Danny sets a world record...with his ass, Joe saves a child from certain death & much, much, more! Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit mega...
#250 - Joe Kisses Danny
13 Jul 2020
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, we dive into Danny's dream where Joe kissed him at a party...we also dive into the dark underworld of the Karens. Learn more about yo...
#249 - Brotherhood Of The Traveling Pants
06 Jul 2020
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, we discuss The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants, the Loch Ness Monster and if Ebenezer Scrooge lived in Queens. Enjoy! Learn more ab...
#248 - You Ever Watch Cartoons Bang Each Other?
29 Jun 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Joe claims he sees colors in peoples names, he may have had TB at one point, suckable foods and cartoon porn, Enjoy. Learn more about your ad choices....
#247 - I Like To Get Choked
22 Jun 2020
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, we talk about weird sex stuff, our dads doing illegal things, the evolution of porn & more! Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. ...
#246 - Time For A Change
15 Jun 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Danny and I, discuss what’s been happening in the world. Enjoy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
#245 - Going To The Club At 16 Years Old
08 Jun 2020
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, we discuss how fire it was to go clubbing on "Teen Night" & MUCH more! Enjoy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/ad...
#244 - Getting Boners With The Boys
01 Jun 2020
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, Danny talks about a strange game he use to play, catching significant others masturbating and more! Enjoy! Learn more about your ad c...
#243 - Danny's Getting Circumcised
25 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, we talk about Danny's possible future circumcision, TED talks, Joe's Dad not knowing how to social distance and more! Learn more abou...
#242 - The Adele Weight-Loss Conspiracy Theory
18 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, Danny poops his pants...again, Joe gets in a Twitter war & much more. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adc...
#241 - Almost Got Stabbed By A Homeless Guy
11 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, Danny has multiple homeless run-ins at 7/11's and whale poop. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
#240 - Watching Women Sleep In A Hotel
04 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, we discuss a crazy flight attendant story, Joe's public speaking and if Kim Jon Un is actually dead, enjoy! Learn more about your ad ...
#239 - Emailing A Pornstar
27 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, we discuss the return of a legendary pornstar, Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
#238 - New Hobby Joe
20 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, we hear all about Joe's new quarantine hobbies, animals and lawyer commercials. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaph...
#237 - Please Tell Me She's Dead...
13 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, we discuss kissing our dads, fake sleeping, the Kennedy curse and a stabbing...enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megapho...
#236 - Don't Call It A Comeback
06 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, we discuss the legend known as "Tiger King", Joe's YouTube comeback and Danny's music career. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices...
#235 - The Karate Kids
30 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, we talk about quarantine life and weird kids who always did karate in gym class. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm...
#234 - Corona Virus, It's Gettin' Real
23 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, we discuss...guess? Yeah, it's the corona virus. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
#233 - Incense Burning Joe
16 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Joe starts becoming addicted to burning incense...typical. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices