The Basement Yard
Episodes
#232 - Dying In The Shower
09 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
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The Extra Yard - Frankie Alvarez
05 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
The man, the myth, the legend himself, Frankie Alvarez has returned...and this time he has some questions of his own. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad ...
#231 - Are You On Tik Tok?
02 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, we discuss the longevity of TikTok, women screaming, if we close our doors before we go to bed & more! Enjoy. Learn more about your a...
Barstool Pat & Wayne Jetski - The Extra Yard
27 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, we're visited by our buddies from Barstool Breakfast, Pat and Wayne Jetski, this episode is insane. We talk about Pat's coming out st...
#230 - Everyone Is Ugly
24 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, we talk about a stripper almost falling to her death, if it's wrong to think people are ugly, Danny having pinkeye and that he's afra...
The Extra Yard - Camille Kostek
20 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Camille Kostek joins us on The Basement Yard to talk about getting the cover of SI. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
#229 - 1-800-Hot-Dudes
17 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, we visit one of our many favorite pastimes, phone sex hotlines. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
The Extra Yard - The LoPriore Brothers
13 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, we finally have Danny's brothers Jared and Mike on the show to tell insane stories and what being a LoPriore is really like...and it'...
#228 - Are You Type A or Type B?
10 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, Joe and Danny figure out once and for all who has a Type A or Type B personality. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit mega...
The Extra Yard - Tim Dillon
06 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
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#227 - Are We Going to Get Corona Virus?
03 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, we discuss if it's finally time to be afraid Corona Virus. Danny seems to think so, Joe not so much. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad ...
The Extra Yard - Nick Colletti
30 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, we have stand-up comedian, actor and Vine OG Nick Colleti. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
#226 - You Know What They Say...
27 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, we do a bracket of our all time favorite "sayings" and see which one will reign victorious. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit m...
The Extra Yard - History Hyenas
23 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, we are joined by Chris Distefano and Yannis Pappas from the "History Hyenas Podcast" and honestly it goes off the rails from the begi...
#225 - Hot Astronaut Love
20 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, we talk about making love in space, jaying in sensory deprivation tanks and more! Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit mega...
The Extra Yard - Frank Alvarez
16 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, we are joined by another Basement Yard legend, Frank Alvarez and this episode is utterly insane..I don't know how else to put it hone...
#224 - Hey! Don't Touch The Pope
13 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, we discuss who would dominate who, the Pope having to slap woman's hand and playing manhunt in a priest's garden. Enjoy! Learn more a...
The Extra Yard - Keith Santagato
09 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
On the 1st ever Extra Yard, we welcome back a Basement Yard legend! The one, the only...Keith Santagato. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visi...
#223 - Animal Tested, Not Approved
06 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, we talk about Joe becoming a coffee addict, people testing products on animals and of course...poop. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad ...
#222 - New Year, Crazy Resolutions
30 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, we pick some rather strange New Years resolutions. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
#221 - Santa Banged Your Mom
23 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, we discuss the weirdest Christmas songs of all time, Super Sweet 16's, vegan burgers, Danny's model career, Chopped & more! Learn m...
#220 - Go Bang Your Head Against The Wall
16 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, we discuss an 18,000 year old frozen dog, Amazon selling holocaust Christmas ornaments & therapy. Wild ride, enjoy! Learn more about ...
#219 - We're Going Down
09 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, we honestly just go off the rails. This is the craziest episode in a long time. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/...
#218 - What's That Smell?
02 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, Danny & Joe discuss their Top 5 favorite smells of all time, their dads falling down & more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit ...
#217 - Growing Your Pits Out
25 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, Danny and Joe discuss his trip to Chicago, losing their virginities, teenagers, girls with armpit hair, jealously & a bunch of other ...
#216 - The Boys Go To Nashville
18 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, Danny and Joe go to Nashville...and Joe doesn't remember a damn thing. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
#215 - What Would You Do?
11 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, a kid smacks Danny's dog, Danny has a lumpy bump on his butt, and Joe is here too. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone....
#214 - Getting Bodied By Oprah
04 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, we celebrate National Nut Day, talk about if the 2020 election will end relationships/friendships & Oprah sonning people. Learn more ...
#213 - A Whole New World
28 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, we discuss Christopher Columbus, Joe goes to Disney World & Danny watches Joe's dogs. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megapho...
#212 - Lying To Uber Drivers
21 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, we talked about lying to Uber drivers about our fake children and if social media should impact the hiring process. Learn more about ...
#211 - 24 Hours In Miami
14 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, Joe has a weird flight in Miami & Danny has a "Curb Your Enthusiasm" moment on the streets of New York. Learn more about your ad choi...
#210 - Run Danny Run
07 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode we discuss if Danny can run a sub 10 minute mile, yeah ok pal. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
#209 - What Do My Dreams Mean?
30 Sep 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, Danny kisses a boy...kind of. We also try to find out what our dreams mean. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adch...
#208 - Time To Open Up
23 Sep 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, we get pretty deep. Like insanely deep. Honestly, that's all you need to know. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.f...
#207 - Joe Falls Off A Mountain
16 Sep 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On this two hour episode, we talk about Joe's near death experience hiking in Utah. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
#206 - Being Rich Makes You Weird
09 Sep 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Let's dive into the whole Jeffrey Epstein saga. It's getting even more out of control. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
#205 - Are You In Love?
02 Sep 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, we discuss if Joe's actually a mean person, we answer questions about love and if we could beat up Jesus. Enjoy! Learn more about you...
#204 - The Museum of Peen
26 Aug 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, Danny and Joe discuss Iceland's Penis Museum, Kenyan farts and much more! Enjoy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone....
#203 - No Power In The Hamptons
19 Aug 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Danny & Joe go to the Hamptons, Joe weighs himself & tells us why he hates kids on vacation. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adch...
#202 - A Cold Case
12 Aug 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Danny & Joe embark on a journey of puns, frozen babies, & other things. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
#201 - Making The World A Better Place
05 Aug 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, Joe & Danny talk about ways to make the world a better place... kinda. They also dive into food fights & animals. That sounded weird....
#200 - Storming Area 51
29 Jul 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On the 200th episode of The Basement Yard, we discuss storming Area 51, Bagel Boss, what the meaning of talent is and have fun with balloons. Enjoy! L...
#199 - Don't Pop My Pimples
22 Jul 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, we discuss scary kids shows and pimple popping. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
#198 - The Candy Bracket
15 Jul 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, we find out what candy is the greatest of all time! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
#197 - Danny Got Fingered
08 Jul 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Danny gets fingered and Joe wants to start saying hello to strangers. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
#196 - Am I An Adult Yet?
01 Jul 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, we discuss little kids cursing, the fashion show known as the "gym", being an adult and Danny throws up. Learn more about your ad cho...
#195 - Tom Cruise vs. Justin Bieber
24 Jun 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, we discuss pancakes vs french toast, Bieber challenging Tom Cruise to a fight and Danny's afraid to have kids. Learn more about your ...
#194 - Breaking World Records
17 Jun 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Danny & Joe come up with a plan to break some world records. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
#193 - What Turns You On?
10 Jun 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, we discuss the cultural phenomenon known as Mukbang and what turns us on. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoi...
#192 - Would You Sell Your Undies?
03 Jun 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, we discuss how many times we use the same towel, selling our underwear and a bunch of other stuff. Learn more about your ad choices. ...
#191 - I Got My First Tattoo
27 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
It's official, Joe finally gets his first tattoo, Mr.Ratburn is gay and we talk about the true meaning of happiness. Learn more about your ad choices....
#190 - Joe's A Psycho
20 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, we finally figure out how big of a psycho Joe truly is. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
#189 - America, The Beautiful
13 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, Danny and I discuss the history of America and the Founding Fathers. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
#188 - How Healthy Is Your Sperm?
06 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, Danny & Joe talk about pearling, the new website, & try to figure out who has healthier sperm. Learn more about your ad choices. Visi...
#187 - What's Your Superpower?
29 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, Danny & Joe talk about what their superpower would be & that one time Joe cried at Disney. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit me...
#186 - Danny Got a Raise
22 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, Danny gets his long awaited raise...he also has a list of demands for some reason? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone....
#185 - You Ever Taste Your Own Pee?
15 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, Danny & Joe talk about wether they've tried their own bodily fluids. ALL of them. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.f...
#184 - The Friendship Test
08 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, Joe takes a friendship test and we discuss rats. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
#183 - We're Afraid To Get Old
01 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, Danny and I discuss getting old, head transplants and donating kidneys to our best friends. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit m...
#182 - Getting To Know Our Bodies
25 Mar 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, Danny and I take a long look at our "bodies". Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
#181 - Lets Go To Camp
18 Mar 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Danny & Joe talk about the pros & cons of going to sleep-away camp. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
#180 - Kids Say The Darndest Things
11 Mar 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, Danny and I talk about how mean children are. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
#179 - Somebody Better Call The Law
04 Mar 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, Danny and I discuss the most cringeworthy TikToks we've ever seen. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
#178 - Where Is The Grand Canyon?
25 Feb 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Danny & I had no idea where the Grand Canyon was for a second. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
#177 - Milk, Milk, Lemonade
18 Feb 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, Danny and I discuss the deportation of 21 Savage, our dogs and the legend of Milk,Milk,Lemonade. Learn more about your ad choices. Vi...
#176 - Thirty Years Old
11 Feb 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, Danny turns thirty, we discuss reading comments, some of our favorite music and more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megapho...
#175 - Dream Out Your Ass
04 Feb 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Danny & I talk about dissecting animals, skydiving, & what it truly means to dream out of your ass. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone....
#174 - The White House Dinner Menu
28 Jan 2019
Contributed by Lukas
This week we're talking about the delicious, delightful, wondrous, & expensive white house dinner menu. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaph...
#173 - Hypothetically Speaking
21 Jan 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Danny and I ask each other some tough hypothetical questions. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
#172 - Butt Hygiene
14 Jan 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Davino joins Danny & Joe this week to talk about butt hygiene, surgery, & more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
#171 - Almost Got Abducted By Aliens
07 Jan 2019
Contributed by Lukas
This was the scariest/craziest night of my life. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
#170 - New Year, New Me ... I Think
31 Dec 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Happy New Year! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
#169 - The Gift Exchange
24 Dec 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Danny & Joe exchange Christmas presents live on the Basement Yard. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
#168 - Catching Online Predators
17 Dec 2018
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, Frankie is back to talk about online predators & Chris Hansen. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
#167 - Skating With Mika Zibanejad
10 Dec 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Mika Zibanejad of the New York Rangers joins us to talk about life in the NHL & how badly Danny needs to learn how to skate. Learn more about your ad ...
#166 - The Night That Changed Our Lives
03 Dec 2018
Contributed by Lukas
I just.. there's no words to explain the Saturday night that we had. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
#165 - Getting High On Tampons
26 Nov 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Apparently kids are now getting high off tampon juice... yeah, I know. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
#164 - The Craziest Celebrity Riders
19 Nov 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Some celebrities have the craziest demands for what they want in their dressing rooms... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoice...
#163 - The Return Of Keith
12 Nov 2018
Contributed by Lukas
My brother Keith is back on the podcast after a long hiatus! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
#162 - Suck That Or Bite That?
05 Nov 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Today, Danny & I go through a list of foods that people either suck on or bite. Which one do you do? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone...
#161 - Guess That Fetish
29 Oct 2018
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, Danny & I play a nice game of Guess That Fetish Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
#160 - Sneaking Out & Stealing Cars
22 Oct 2018
Contributed by Lukas
A special guest joins us this week! YouTube.com/TheBasementYard Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
#159 - Are Robot Brothels Dope?
15 Oct 2018
Contributed by Lukas
So like.. would you actually go into a brothel filled with robots & have sex with one? Let's discuss. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphon...
#158 - Buying Furniture Is Impossible
08 Oct 2018
Contributed by Lukas
After being chase around a furniture store by a saleswoman for 30 mins, I finally decided to enter negotiations & was BAMBOOZLED. Learn more about you...
#157 - Selling My Tears On eBay
01 Oct 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Noah Cyrus is selling her tears on eBay for 12K... I wonder how much I can get for mine. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoice...
#156 - The Secret Life Of Sucking Toes
24 Sep 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Danny Sux Toes. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Stop Burning Your Clothes
17 Sep 2018
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, we discuss people burning all their Nike gear and creepy teachers. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
The ChampionChip Bracket
10 Sep 2018
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, we do a bracket to see which chip is the best of all time and if we could last in prison. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit meg...
I'm Marrying Whoopi Goldberg
03 Sep 2018
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, Danny & I play MASH again. We also talk about Handmaids Tale & how our fathers we're terrifying. Learn more about your ad choices. Vi...
The Future Of YouTube
27 Aug 2018
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, we're talking about KSI vs Logan Paul & why I don't post on YouTube anymore. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adc...
The Ultimate Sh*tshow
20 Aug 2018
Contributed by Lukas
You'll know exactly why the title is what is at the 7:50 mark. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Women Are Supernatural Creatures
13 Aug 2018
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, @DannyLopriore & I are talking about the fact that women are the most incredible creatures to walk this planet. Pregnancy? Penis? How...
Babies Are Dumb
06 Aug 2018
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, Danny & I are talking about how dumb babies are, food poisoning, & other things. I don't remember. Learn more about your ad choices. ...
The History of BJs
30 Jul 2018
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, @DannyLopriore & I talk about the history of BJs, payphones, & answer your questions. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megapho...
Frank's Fighting Animals Again
23 Jul 2018
Contributed by Lukas
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I'm Never Going Into A Cave
16 Jul 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Support the show by going to Patreon.com/TheBasementYard ! On this episode, Danny & I are introducing the Patreon, Kylie Jenner, & the trapped Thai ...
If I Were A Girl..
09 Jul 2018
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, @DannyLopriore & I are talking about calling the cops, boobs, wieners, & other mature things. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit...
The Sweet Sounds Of Summer
25 Jun 2018
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, @DannyLopriore & I talk about summer songs & songs that make us cry. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Are Robots Gonna Kill Us?
18 Jun 2018
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, I'm joined by @DannyLopriore & @JoeyGatto to talk about artificial intelligence & other things that aren't as cool as that. Learn mor...
The Return Of Danny
11 Jun 2018
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, @DannyLopriore & I discuss mental health, shotgun rules, & more. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices