Toni and Ryan

The Burns Unit

23 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Taubs has an injury which was made worse with a.... burn. And Ryan has committed a social sin. Love ya! Toni xo [USED TO BE VIDEO EPISODE BUT NOT ANYM...

Be Part Of History

22 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

You don't HAVE to do this - you GET to do it! Come on down to the Sydney Opera House at 9am on Saturday April 1st to be part of the BIGGEST VIDEO IN A...

When Ryan dies...

21 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Stealing AND insurance - this ep has it all. Love ya! Toni xo Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Gr...

Threeway Confessions

20 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

It's CONFESSSIOOONNNSSS day! (If you've got a SPICY confession you need to get off your chest, we wanna hear about it COMPLETELY ANONYMOUSLY HERE!) An...

Toni's Audition

19 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

FINALLY - THE DAY IS HERE! My audition for the National Girls Youth Choir! How did I go?! Love ya. Toni xox Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/Tonia...

Caught Bitching At Work

16 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Have you been caught bitching at work? And what would you do in a GIGANTIC car? Love ya! Toni xo [USED TO BE VIDEO EPISODE BUT NOT ANYMORE LOL TECHNIC...

The final SUPdate

15 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

THE FINAL SUPDATE. Do I get to keep it - or nah?! Love ya!! Toni xoxoxo Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our F...

Pumped full of vitamins

13 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

A shocking confession - and a real throwback with THINGS YOU CAN SAY while you have COVID and also in the bedroom. We're off tomorrow to recover, but ...

We Both Have COVID

12 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

You're not gonna believe this..... but we BOTH have covid. Here is our fever-y delirium. Love you! Toni xo Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/Tonian...

Unfiltered Advice

09 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Advice ya never asked for - and a story from Ryan you CERTAINLY never asked for. Love ya! Toni xo [USED TO BE VIDEO EPISODE BUT NOT ANYMORE LOL TECHNI...

Save the planet for $1

08 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Your best Normal or Nah's, and Ryan faces whether to save the Earth or NOT. Love ya! Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure y...

The Craziest Coincidence Of All Time

07 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

You will not BELIEVE the amazing coincidences that... haven't happened. Love you! Toni x Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make su...

Spreading Grandma At The Pub

06 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Juicy confessions all about... grandma? Love ya! If you've got a SPICY confession you need to get off your chest, we wanna hear about it HERE! Check o...

Ryan and Cam start a band

05 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

A jazz band to end all jazz bands, and another wardrobe malfunction from me. Love ya! Toni xo Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and ma...

Braless Toni

02 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

I had a wardrobe malfunction at Vic Gardens and Ryan hits a whole new level of low. Love ya!! [USED TO BE VIDEO EPISODE BUT NOT ANYMORE LOL TECHNICAL ...

Cheersing Food

01 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Ryan has a bit to answer for in this bad boy!!! Love ya! Toni xoxo Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebo...

The Worst Time To Order Food

28 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

A tale of two uber eats orders GONE WRONG. Love ya! Toni xo Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Grou...

Harrowing Tale From A Rich Shoe Shop

27 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

THE ULTIMATE CONFESSION!!! And also.... Happy BOOK RELEASE DAY TO ME!!! Love ya!!! Toni xoxox f you've got a SPICY confession you need to get off your...

Small Town Quiz

26 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Cute things in a small town, and my ULTIMATE SACRIFICE!!! Love yaaaa! Toni xoxooxx Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you...

Toni's Instant Dream Home

23 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

I have a GREAT rental HACK!!! I'm a sucker for a life-hack and this might be the ULTIMATE! Love ya! Toni xoxo [USED TO BE VIDEO EPISODE BUT NOT ANYMOR...

Normal or ToowoomNAH

22 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Normal or Nah - and a breakdown of celebrity Harry Potter houses. Love ya!! Toni xo Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure yo...

Ryan's A F*ckhead

21 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Petty shit, and getting sucked in to a good deal. Love ya!! Toni xo Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Faceb...

Confessions Cut Short

20 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Is it possible, that RYAN confesses something so harrowing that we don't even get to the main event?!?! Love ya! Toni xo If you've got a SPICY confess...

Find Brittney!

19 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

CAN WE FIND BRITTNEY?!?! Love ya!!! Toni xo Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find #ToniAnd...

Tea, Toast & Tablets

16 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We hear a special story from a young Ryan, and an awful one from old Toni. Fuckin' love ya!!! Toni xoxox [USED TO BE VIDEO EPISODE BUT NOT ANYMORE LOL...

Kendall Jenner vs Photoshop

15 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

An update from the post office and I prove my allegiance to Kamp Kardashian. Love ya!! Toni xo Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and m...

Post Office Beef PT247

14 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

NOT THE BLOODY POST OFFICE AGAIN!!!!! Love ya (not the fucking post office tho) Toni xoxo Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make s...

Wet For Life

13 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Your dirtiest, JUICIEST confessions - plus, are you in... Brisbane by any chance?! Love ya! Toni xoxox (If you've got a SPICY confession you need to g...

Every High School Had This

12 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

You all know it, you all had it, and Ryan was one of these! Hhahaha love ya!!! Toni xoxox Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make s...

SUP Negotiation

09 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

THE PANIC HAS SET IN AND NEGOTIATION IS NECESSARY. LOVE YA! Toni xox [USED TO BE VIDEO EPISODE BUT NOT ANYMORE LOL TECHNICAL CHAT]Check out our Patreo...

Are we keeping you up?

08 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

IS YAWNING RUDE????? And an update for the story of the century* (*not really tho) Love you!!! Toni xoxox Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/Toniand...

The Honest Hairdresser

07 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Has this viral TikTok hairdresser cracked the code to perfect hair?! Love ya! Toni xox Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure...

Ginuwine Food Lovers

06 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The best confessions of the week (If you've got a SPICY confession you need to get off your chest, we wanna hear about it COMPLETELY ANONYMOUSLY HERE!...

Is Toni Having An Affair?

05 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The rumour mill is swirling - but is it realllllly my fault? Love ya! Toni xoxox Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you j...

Broken Promises

02 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Ryan gets into a bit of argy-bargy at a local Kmart, and the SUPdate for ALLLLL Supdates. Love ya! Toni xo [USED TO BE VIDEO EPISODE BUT NOT ANYMORE L...

Toni's Break Up

01 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Normal or Nah, and ghosting advice. Love ya!! Toni xo Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Fin...

Customer Service Venom

31 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

I let rip about bad customers... or bad customer service?! And Ryan has beef with Taubs and I. Love ya! Toni xoxo Check out our Patreon at patreon.com...

Honesty Hour

30 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

It's time for CONFESSIONS and GRUDGES. If you've got a SPICY confession you need to get off your chest, we wanna hear about it HERE! Fuckin' love ya, ...

Toni The Medical Miracle

29 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Ryan wants to be a good person, and I CAN'T SMEEELLLLLLL. Love ya!!! Toni xoxo Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you joi...

Ryan's BDE

26 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

That's BIG DAD ENERGY! I finally prove that I'm a genuine and fantastic friend. Love ya!! Toni xoxox [USED TO BE VIDEO EPISODE BUT NOT ANYMORE LOL TEC...

Wanking At Work

25 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

I mean... What more can I say. Also, Ryan FINALLY admits I'm a good recommender!!!! Love ya! Toni xoxox Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRy...

Genius or Nah

24 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Ryan CLAIMS this is genius - but let me give you a SPOILER - I don't think it is tbh. Love ya!! Toni xoxo Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/Toniand...

ACTUALLY anonymous confessions

23 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Finally we respect your privacy and share your confessions ANONYMOUSLY. If you have a GREAT confession, we'd love to hear all about it by entering HER...

Hot Fun Garbage Recap

22 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Hear the FULL RECAP of our event from the weekend! And the added scandal to my new book! Love ya!! Toni xx Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/Tonian...

SUPdate

19 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The day we've ALLLLL been waiting for! But is it good news? And Ryan looks like a fuckhead (lol) love ya! Toni xo [USED TO BE VIDEO EPISODE BUT NOT AN...

Ryan the Wedding Crasher

18 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Imagine rocking up this way to a wedding... Awks! Love ya!!! Toni xoxox Come say hey and get a selfie with us in front of our HOT FUN GARBAGE TRUCK! S...

Arts and Crafts To The Rescue

17 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

ARTS AND CRAFTS TO THE RESCCUUUUEEEEE!!! A tale of how the suits came to be! Love ya! Toni xoxox Come say hey and get a selfie with us in front of our...

Questions About Australian Food

16 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Aussie food questions, and a DELICIOUS I told ya so - but who's it for?! Love ya! Toni xo Come say hey and get a selfie with us in front of our HOT FU...

Parents vs PAWrents

15 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Your hottest, fILthiest adulting porn, and a bit of feedback from a certain pooch's Christmas day. Love ya!!! Toni xo Come say hey and get a selfie wi...

Dump The Boy, Keep The Hoodie

12 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

I need purchasing advice, and we GIVE dating advice. Hehehe love ya! Toni xo [USED TO BE VIDEO EPISODE BUT NOT ANYMORE LOL TECHNICAL CHAT]Check out ou...

Toni Has Bad News

11 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

One of my favourite things in the world has been taken away from me. Love you! Toni xoxox Come say hey and get a selfie with us in front of our HOT FU...

Anxiety for the win

10 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

TODAY I PROVED RYAN WRONG! And that's all you need to know! Hehe love ya Toni xoxox Come say hey and get a selfie with us in front of our HOT FUN GARB...

Ryan's Gets Cake Shamed

09 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Ryan had a very awkward encounter and did NOT think on his feet 😂 Love ya! Toni xoxo Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sur...

Toni's Adulting Porn

08 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

I've got the HOTTEST thing you've ever heard - and I wanna hear yours!!! Please post your adulting porn on today's episode thread! Love ya xoxo Check ...

Huge Load vs Strong Build

05 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

One of the funniest sayings Ryan has messed up, and I'm quitting the podcast! Sorry!!!!! Hehehe love ya! Toni xoxox [USED TO BE VIDEO EPISODE BUT NOT ...

What is a radish?

04 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Shockingly, 'what is a radish' is a real question that SOMEONE on this podcast asked... No points for who! Love ya! Toni xoxox Check out our Patreon a...

Toni's PAWfect Christmas

03 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

I mean, when, in history, has something not gone to plan?!?! Is this the first time?! Haha a HARROWING holiday tale. Love ya!! Toni xox Check out our ...

Ins and Outs

02 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

THE ONLY INS AND OUTS LIST FOR 2023 YOU NEED! Andddddd drumroll please: Our HOT FUN GARBAGE coming to a city near you (if you live in Melbourne)! Love...

THROWBACK: Brigitte and Taubs CO-HOST!

28 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

THE MOMENT WE'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR: Brigitte and Taubs are on the mic, and cohosting today's ep. It was, in hindsight, unfair for us to force them ...

THROWBACK: London Sex Injuries

27 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Travis LaDue - or Travis LaDon't! - is in the big chair today taking care of business! A very special Audio Queen and though we don't like to admit it...

THROWBACK: Bunnings and in the Bedroom

26 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

You need a friend today? Paloma has you covered - and is your host for the day! She'll take you through things you can say at Bunnings and also in the...

THROWBACK: Is Toni a bogan?

25 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

We hope you had an amazing Christmas!!! Ashley Olsen (Mary-Kate wasn't available) is taking care of your listening for while you're in your cheese and...

THROWBACK: Ryan the sexy influencer

21 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

We have the LOVELY Liana Brutennittattienniane taking care of today's hosting responsibilities! Ryan gets shade for being an influencer, and we dig in...

THROWBACK: How to use SOAP

20 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Kimberly Majors (Kimberly Minors) is on the mic for us today - you're in great hands! We chat about sexy online shopping, and the infamous soap discus...

THROWBACK: Camping and in the Bedroom

19 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Big Twiggo has passed the mic to our boy CHARLES PATTERSON to host for us today! After we go into the bedroom, we're off to court to discuss the hiera...

THROWBACK: When were you wrong?

18 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

TARPer Royalty in the hosting chair for Toni and Ryan today: THE BIG TWIGGO is taking care of you today while we're on holidays! Thanks Big Twigg! But...

F**ked Fact Finale

15 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

[VIDEO EPISODE] I'VE BEEN GIVEN ONE CHANCE TO REDEEM MYSELF!! And Ryan and I exchange secret santa gifts... One of us went overboard leaving the other...

End Of Year Wrap Rap

14 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

It's the end of the year - and we're WRAPPING UP WITH A RAP! Fuckin' love ya! Toni xoxoxoxoox Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and ma...

Is Ryan Ready?

13 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

In a different type of Audio Queen, we get a gauge of whether Ryan is ready for the birth of his baby, and the TARPers share what Ryan should buy *who...

0 to 100 Toni

12 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Things you can say at CHRISTMAS DINNER and also in the bedroom. Plusssssss another installment of 0-100 Toni. Love ya! Toni xoxox Check out our Patreo...

I love your body

11 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

MORE HARROWING I LOVE YOU TALES! And we chat about family Christmas classic The Santa Clause. Love ya!!! Toni xoxo Check out our Patreon at patreon.co...

Party Mums

08 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Something HARROWING happened to me. I am officially old. We also share some of our latest tales of us ruining ya life. Love ya!!! Toni xoxox [USED TO ...

Toni VS Gen Z

07 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Ryan gets UNCHARACTERISTICALLY angry about out of office email replies. Love ya!! Toni xoxox Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and mak...

Ryan VS Boomers

06 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Ryan has really put his foot in it this time. Love ya!!! Toni xoxox Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Faceb...

At a Theme Park and also in the bedroom

05 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

THINGS YOU CAN SAY... At a theme park, and also in the bedroom! Plus we have a SCAM WARNING! Love ya!!! Toni xoxo Check out our Patreon at patreon.com...

2023 Lineup Announcement

04 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

THE DAY IS FINALLY HERE! The lineup announcement for Toni and Ryan in 2023 you've allllll been waiting for. I promise, you'll love it. Plus I rap abou...

Eatin' Out Ya Mum

01 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

We chat about some .... interesting family traditions - and Ryan finally finds his own fashion style! Hehehe love ya!! Toni xoxox [USED TO BE VIDEO EP...

Toni's Car Club

30 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Happy FIRST DAY OF CHRISTMAS!!! Normal or Nah and Ryan and I draw this years' Secret Santa!!! Fuckin' love ya. Toni xoxox Check out our Patreon at pat...

The Fun Police

29 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Audio Queen, compulsory fun, and - I LOVE YOU STORIES. Toni xoxox Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Faceboo...

How To Hook Up This Christmas

28 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Sexy Christmas pickup lines and a fuckin' CORKER of an embarrassing tale from Tlodge. Love ya!!! Toni xoxox Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/Tonia...

Ryan's Bad Altitude

27 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

A tight five on a plane and a GREAT announcement for all of those that love us (and who we love in return!) Check out the good news here! Fuckin love ...

Toni's New Boyfriend

24 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

What to do when your partner or mate develops a new personality - and your fave traditions! Normal or ... what? Love you! Toni xoxo [USED TO BE VIDEO ...

Unsolved Mysteries

23 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Unsolved mysteries with normal or nah, and SOLVED mysteries in the case of RYAN VERSUS ANNA WINTOUR. Love ya xoxox Toni Check out our Patreon at patre...

ANYTHING for a Tinder Date

22 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Welcome to Wednesday, it's me just SLAYING with Audio Queen, and weird stuff our TARPers have heard during / after sex. Love ya!!! Toni xoxox Check ou...

At the Bank and in the Bedroom

21 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Things you can say at the bank and also in the bedroom - plus my foiled attempts and getting hot and becoming ~that bitch~. Love ya! Toni xoxox Check ...

RYAN'S SPARE PANTS

20 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

WHYYYY on Earth would anyone need spare pants? hehehe and I fell over in the Paris of Indonesia. Love you!! Toni xoxox Check out our Patreon at patreo...

Shitting on Billy Rae Cyrus' chair

17 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Delivery drivers and SEXYYYYYY stuff... or maybe not. Fuckin love ya. Toni xoxoxox [USED TO BE VIDEO EPISODE BUT NOT ANYMORE LOL TECHNICAL CHAT]Check ...

Maddy loves Ronald McDonald

16 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Maddy MacRae (TikTok superstar) is co-hosting with us today and chiming in on your best normal or nah's and sharing a VERY McFunny story all about bei...

Replacement buses are the WORST

15 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Things that make Melburnians anxious and I put my fucking big fat foot in my big fat mouth by accident. Ya love to see it. Hahahha Toni xoxox Check ou...

At Starbucks and in the bedroom

14 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Things you can say at Starbucks and also in the bedroom, and Ryan needs a favour. Would you say yes? Love you! xoxox Check out our Patreon at patreon....

Ryan's Double Bagging

13 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

I've got dating advice and Ryan's doing... what??? Love ya!! Toni xoxox Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our F...

Toni Drives Like Carla Conte

10 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Ryan talks about taking too long (for the first time in his life) and turns out I'm an awful driver. Hahaha. Not in skill, but in attitude. Love ya!! ...

Toni Has News

09 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

TODAY IS BIG!!!! Hate to use a clickbaity title, but this is a DOOZY! Very exciting day, and NO SPOILERS but you may find this link handy if you live ...

Feedback, Apologies and Explanations

08 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Ryan needs to make MULTIPLE public apologies - and we finally iron out a hot button issue. Fuckin' love ya. Toni xoxox Check out our Patreon at patreo...

Moving House and in the Bedroom

07 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Things you can say whilst MOVING HOUSE and also in the BEDROOM! Plus Ryan punched on with a little old lady - but was it justified? Love u! Toni xoxox...

More Google Translations

06 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

We've got more naughty google business, and we are MOVING TO FRANCE!!! Love you! Toni xoxoxox Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and ma...

How To Stop Men Hitting On You

03 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

An interesting guide to getting people to FUCK OFF away from you! Plus we open SOME POST!! Love u! Toni xoxox [USED TO BE VIDEO EPISODE BUT NOT ANYMOR...

A Supportive Safe Space

02 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Normal or Nah is a very safe space for everyone.... Until today. This has SENT me. LOVE YA! Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and mak...

Call Me On My Car Phone

01 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Things take a bit of a strange turn today in terms of phones and fashion. Sorry. Hehe love you!! Toni xoxoxox Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/Ton...

At the airport and in the bedroom

31 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

We're headed to the AIRPORT! And has hype man Ryan done it AGAIN?! Love you! Toni xo Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure y...