Toni and Ryan

Anxiety for the win

10 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

TODAY I PROVED RYAN WRONG! And that's all you need to know! Hehe love ya Toni xoxox Come say hey and get a selfie with us in front of our HOT FUN GARB...

Ryan's Gets Cake Shamed

09 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Ryan had a very awkward encounter and did NOT think on his feet 😂 Love ya! Toni xoxo Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sur...

Toni's Adulting Porn

08 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

I've got the HOTTEST thing you've ever heard - and I wanna hear yours!!! Please post your adulting porn on today's episode thread! Love ya xoxo Check ...

Huge Load vs Strong Build

05 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

One of the funniest sayings Ryan has messed up, and I'm quitting the podcast! Sorry!!!!! Hehehe love ya! Toni xoxox [USED TO BE VIDEO EPISODE BUT NOT ...

What is a radish?

04 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Shockingly, 'what is a radish' is a real question that SOMEONE on this podcast asked... No points for who! Love ya! Toni xoxox Check out our Patreon a...

Toni's PAWfect Christmas

03 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

I mean, when, in history, has something not gone to plan?!?! Is this the first time?! Haha a HARROWING holiday tale. Love ya!! Toni xox Check out our ...

Ins and Outs

02 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

THE ONLY INS AND OUTS LIST FOR 2023 YOU NEED! Andddddd drumroll please: Our HOT FUN GARBAGE coming to a city near you (if you live in Melbourne)! Love...

THROWBACK: Brigitte and Taubs CO-HOST!

28 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

THE MOMENT WE'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR: Brigitte and Taubs are on the mic, and cohosting today's ep. It was, in hindsight, unfair for us to force them ...

THROWBACK: London Sex Injuries

27 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Travis LaDue - or Travis LaDon't! - is in the big chair today taking care of business! A very special Audio Queen and though we don't like to admit it...

THROWBACK: Bunnings and in the Bedroom

26 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

You need a friend today? Paloma has you covered - and is your host for the day! She'll take you through things you can say at Bunnings and also in the...

THROWBACK: Is Toni a bogan?

25 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

We hope you had an amazing Christmas!!! Ashley Olsen (Mary-Kate wasn't available) is taking care of your listening for while you're in your cheese and...

THROWBACK: Ryan the sexy influencer

21 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

We have the LOVELY Liana Brutennittattienniane taking care of today's hosting responsibilities! Ryan gets shade for being an influencer, and we dig in...

THROWBACK: How to use SOAP

20 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Kimberly Majors (Kimberly Minors) is on the mic for us today - you're in great hands! We chat about sexy online shopping, and the infamous soap discus...

THROWBACK: Camping and in the Bedroom

19 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Big Twiggo has passed the mic to our boy CHARLES PATTERSON to host for us today! After we go into the bedroom, we're off to court to discuss the hiera...

THROWBACK: When were you wrong?

18 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

TARPer Royalty in the hosting chair for Toni and Ryan today: THE BIG TWIGGO is taking care of you today while we're on holidays! Thanks Big Twigg! But...

F**ked Fact Finale

15 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

[VIDEO EPISODE] I'VE BEEN GIVEN ONE CHANCE TO REDEEM MYSELF!! And Ryan and I exchange secret santa gifts... One of us went overboard leaving the other...

End Of Year Wrap Rap

14 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

It's the end of the year - and we're WRAPPING UP WITH A RAP! Fuckin' love ya! Toni xoxoxoxoox Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and ma...

Is Ryan Ready?

13 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

In a different type of Audio Queen, we get a gauge of whether Ryan is ready for the birth of his baby, and the TARPers share what Ryan should buy *who...

0 to 100 Toni

12 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Things you can say at CHRISTMAS DINNER and also in the bedroom. Plusssssss another installment of 0-100 Toni. Love ya! Toni xoxox Check out our Patreo...

I love your body

11 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

MORE HARROWING I LOVE YOU TALES! And we chat about family Christmas classic The Santa Clause. Love ya!!! Toni xoxo Check out our Patreon at patreon.co...

Party Mums

08 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Something HARROWING happened to me. I am officially old. We also share some of our latest tales of us ruining ya life. Love ya!!! Toni xoxox [USED TO ...

Toni VS Gen Z

07 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Ryan gets UNCHARACTERISTICALLY angry about out of office email replies. Love ya!! Toni xoxox Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and mak...

Ryan VS Boomers

06 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Ryan has really put his foot in it this time. Love ya!!! Toni xoxox Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Faceb...

At a Theme Park and also in the bedroom

05 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

THINGS YOU CAN SAY... At a theme park, and also in the bedroom! Plus we have a SCAM WARNING! Love ya!!! Toni xoxo Check out our Patreon at patreon.com...

2023 Lineup Announcement

04 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

THE DAY IS FINALLY HERE! The lineup announcement for Toni and Ryan in 2023 you've allllll been waiting for. I promise, you'll love it. Plus I rap abou...

Eatin' Out Ya Mum

01 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

We chat about some .... interesting family traditions - and Ryan finally finds his own fashion style! Hehehe love ya!! Toni xoxox [USED TO BE VIDEO EP...

Toni's Car Club

30 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Happy FIRST DAY OF CHRISTMAS!!! Normal or Nah and Ryan and I draw this years' Secret Santa!!! Fuckin' love ya. Toni xoxox Check out our Patreon at pat...

The Fun Police

29 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Audio Queen, compulsory fun, and - I LOVE YOU STORIES. Toni xoxox Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Faceboo...

How To Hook Up This Christmas

28 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Sexy Christmas pickup lines and a fuckin' CORKER of an embarrassing tale from Tlodge. Love ya!!! Toni xoxox Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/Tonia...

Ryan's Bad Altitude

27 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

A tight five on a plane and a GREAT announcement for all of those that love us (and who we love in return!) Check out the good news here! Fuckin love ...

Toni's New Boyfriend

24 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

What to do when your partner or mate develops a new personality - and your fave traditions! Normal or ... what? Love you! Toni xoxo [USED TO BE VIDEO ...

Unsolved Mysteries

23 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Unsolved mysteries with normal or nah, and SOLVED mysteries in the case of RYAN VERSUS ANNA WINTOUR. Love ya xoxox Toni Check out our Patreon at patre...

ANYTHING for a Tinder Date

22 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Welcome to Wednesday, it's me just SLAYING with Audio Queen, and weird stuff our TARPers have heard during / after sex. Love ya!!! Toni xoxox Check ou...

At the Bank and in the Bedroom

21 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Things you can say at the bank and also in the bedroom - plus my foiled attempts and getting hot and becoming ~that bitch~. Love ya! Toni xoxox Check ...

RYAN'S SPARE PANTS

20 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

WHYYYY on Earth would anyone need spare pants? hehehe and I fell over in the Paris of Indonesia. Love you!! Toni xoxox Check out our Patreon at patreo...

Shitting on Billy Rae Cyrus' chair

17 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Delivery drivers and SEXYYYYYY stuff... or maybe not. Fuckin love ya. Toni xoxoxox [USED TO BE VIDEO EPISODE BUT NOT ANYMORE LOL TECHNICAL CHAT]Check ...

Maddy loves Ronald McDonald

16 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Maddy MacRae (TikTok superstar) is co-hosting with us today and chiming in on your best normal or nah's and sharing a VERY McFunny story all about bei...

Replacement buses are the WORST

15 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Things that make Melburnians anxious and I put my fucking big fat foot in my big fat mouth by accident. Ya love to see it. Hahahha Toni xoxox Check ou...

At Starbucks and in the bedroom

14 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Things you can say at Starbucks and also in the bedroom, and Ryan needs a favour. Would you say yes? Love you! xoxox Check out our Patreon at patreon....

Ryan's Double Bagging

13 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

I've got dating advice and Ryan's doing... what??? Love ya!! Toni xoxox Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our F...

Toni Drives Like Carla Conte

10 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Ryan talks about taking too long (for the first time in his life) and turns out I'm an awful driver. Hahaha. Not in skill, but in attitude. Love ya!! ...

Toni Has News

09 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

TODAY IS BIG!!!! Hate to use a clickbaity title, but this is a DOOZY! Very exciting day, and NO SPOILERS but you may find this link handy if you live ...

Feedback, Apologies and Explanations

08 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Ryan needs to make MULTIPLE public apologies - and we finally iron out a hot button issue. Fuckin' love ya. Toni xoxox Check out our Patreon at patreo...

Moving House and in the Bedroom

07 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Things you can say whilst MOVING HOUSE and also in the BEDROOM! Plus Ryan punched on with a little old lady - but was it justified? Love u! Toni xoxox...

More Google Translations

06 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

We've got more naughty google business, and we are MOVING TO FRANCE!!! Love you! Toni xoxoxox Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and ma...

How To Stop Men Hitting On You

03 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

An interesting guide to getting people to FUCK OFF away from you! Plus we open SOME POST!! Love u! Toni xoxox [USED TO BE VIDEO EPISODE BUT NOT ANYMOR...

A Supportive Safe Space

02 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Normal or Nah is a very safe space for everyone.... Until today. This has SENT me. LOVE YA! Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and mak...

Call Me On My Car Phone

01 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Things take a bit of a strange turn today in terms of phones and fashion. Sorry. Hehe love you!! Toni xoxoxox Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/Ton...

At the airport and in the bedroom

31 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

We're headed to the AIRPORT! And has hype man Ryan done it AGAIN?! Love you! Toni xo Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure y...

TONI TO THE RESCUE

30 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

I'VE SAVED THE DAY!! (ALMOST!) And I rap about the spoooooooooooOOOky movie Hocus Pocus! Love you! Toni xxoxooxx Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/...

Ryan's new LUST for life

27 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Ryan has a surprise for us all. A WEIRD surprise but sort of sexy but definitely a bit weird. Hehehehe love you! Toni xoxox [USED TO BE VIDEO EPISODE ...

The Best Pickup Line

26 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

A truly HARROWING tale about dogs and freezers and uncles. Would not recommend to be honest, and it's my fucking podcast. Haha love ya!! Toni xo Check...

Sniffing Strangers

25 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Would you tell a stranger you enjoy their smell??? Or is that weird as fuck?! Also how to know if you're living in a rich suburb!! Love u Toni xoxoxo ...

At the vet and in the bedroom

24 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

WE HATE ADMIN!!! And Ryan is currently dealing with the ultimate admin question. Love ya! Toni xoxoxoox Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRy...

Public Vasectomies

23 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Awkward public cafe vasectomies and defrosting Michael Buble. Love you! Toni xoxoxox Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure y...

Is Ryan A Jerk #169

20 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Don't kids just say the DARNNNNDEST THINGS?! We read out your best kid comedy - and is Ryan the jerk round #169 hehehe Love ya!! Toni x Check out our ...

Toni's Mum Would Be Proud

19 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Well, at least for the first part of the story!!! Hehehe love you! Toni x Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our...

Komedy Karens

18 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Va va va viral images online and drunk horses. Love ya xx Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group!...

On the Construction Site and in the Bedroom

17 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Plusssss I was sick and couldn't deal with the world and had to deal with admin. Please commiserate with me. Love ya!!! Toni xx Check out our Patreon ...

Are you keen for pres?

16 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Ryan and I out ourselves for being the old people we are - and Ryan gives his final decision on musicals. Love ya! Toni xxx Check out our Patreon at p...

Travelling with Keys

13 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

FLAPPING TRAVELLING TONI and a harrowing event at the pub. LOVE YOU! [USED TO BE VIDEO EPISODE BUT NOT ANYMORE LOL TECHNICAL CHAT]Check out our Patreo...

Pulling Off A Backpack

12 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

NORMAL or NAH: Adults using backpacks?! And fun job titles that make your day go just a littttttle bit quicker. Love u! Toni x Check out our Patreon a...

Borrowing A Plunger

11 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Ryan had a little.... shituation.... and you'll LOVE my involvement. Also sorry for my congested little nose today! Love u! Toni xoxox Check out our P...

At The Pub And In The Bedroom

10 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Things you can say havin' a pint and in the bedroom! And I was high maintenance and I'm very embarrassed. Love u! Toni x Check out our Patreon at patr...

Toni was right, Ryan was wrong

09 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

THE MOMENT WE HAVE ALLLLL BEEN WAITING FOR!! Love ya! Toni xoxox Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook...

Who's The Father?

06 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

We also talk about funny things kids say - and some feedback from the week that was. Love you!! [USED TO BE VIDEO EPISODE BUT NOT ANYMORE LOL TECHNICA...

Dirty Dishwasher

05 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Have you ever walked in on someone doin' the deed? Or maybe someone walked in on you?! Tell us ya story in today's episode thread in Facebook. ALSO - ...

WILL THEY OR WON'T THEY

04 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

I've got a hack for the quickest way to wake up in the morning! Also: It's up to me, and I hate the responsibility. Love ya! Toni x Check out our Patr...

BEDROOM and also in the BEDROOM

03 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Very meta, but we stand by it. Also I have sustained an injury which requires attention. (Emotional attention not medical attention lol) Love u Check ...

Jizz in the Jeep

02 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

AWKWARD SEXY ENCOUNTERS and rapping about A Cinderella Story. Love ya! Toni x Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join...

Flapped Toni and Stoned Ryan

29 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Ryan is back!! In all of his former glory - he's back on deck and you fuckin' love to see it! Flapped Toni and a weird edition of Flapped Ryan which t...

THROWBACK: Normal or Nah

28 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

No Ryan today - just me and another new cohost: Melissa! Thanks Mel for your help today - we're bringing you the best sexy injuries and Normal or Nah....

THROWBACK: Audio Queen

27 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

No Ryan today - so my brand new co-host Toni is helping me out! It's Toni SQUARED for a beautiful Wednesday. Love ya! Toni xx Check out our Patreon at...

Videos Games and in the Bedroom

26 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Things you can say while playing video games and also in the bedroom - and whether getting hot and heavy for your partner in a certain situation is co...

Heather Wins The Break Up

25 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The most *awks* ex-encounters, and I rap about the movie Shrek. Love you!! Toni x Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you ...

Suburban Dad Explains Australia

22 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Everyone's favourite Dad is back (and here to stay)! Fuckin' love ya. Toni xxx [USED TO BE VIDEO EPISODE BUT NOT ANYMORE LOL TECHNICAL CHAT]Check out ...

Snot in the Sink

21 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Normal or nah, and the best quote EVER from our very own Ryan Jon Dunn, all about Calamari. Love ya! Toni x Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/Tonia...

You've been TONI'D!

20 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

SOME BEAUTIFUL NEWS TO START YOUR WEDNESDAY! And then some sexy news as well. Fucking love ya!! Toni xx Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRy...

In a hotel and in the bedroom

19 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Things you can say in a HOTEL and also in the BEDROOM! Plus a turf war - it's neighbour VS construction at Ryan's place. Love youuuuuu Toni xxx Check ...

Acting like a Carla Conte

18 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

When were you very underdressed for an occasion? And Ryan and I are makin' a purchase!!! Love ya Toni xxx Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/Toniand...

Holding Ryan's Pen🍆s

15 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

I quit the podcast today. So that must mean Flapped Toni is back! Love ya!!! Toni xxx [USED TO BE VIDEO EPISODE BUT NOT ANYMORE LOL TECHNICAL CHAT]Che...

We're Expecting!

14 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The best normal or nah's from our Facebook group, and some exciting news from Team Toni and Taubs!! Love ya! Toni xxx Check out our Patreon at patreon...

Caught bitching about Ryan

13 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Ryan is heartbroken over something he overheard in the workplace, and I went to the footy! Love u! Toni xxooxoxoxoxoxox Check out our Patreon at patre...

Playing Tennis and in the Bedroom

12 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Things you can say playing TENNIS and also in the BUDOIR, and my joke has backfired. Across many countries. Love ya! Toni x Check out our Patreon at p...

The Laziest Dog Owners

11 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Ryan shares a dog walking hack, and we talk about the hit film THE MUMMY. Love you! Toni xx Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make...

Toni Lodge - Public Nuisance

08 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Ryan and I both owe the public AN APOLOGY. Love you! Toni xx [USED TO BE VIDEO EPISODE BUT NOT ANYMORE LOL TECHNICAL CHAT]Check out our Patreon at pat...

Party at the front, Boner in the back

07 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

A title for the ages: and a word we don't think you would have heard in QUITE some time. And some great news out of the house of Dunn!! Love you!! Ton...

Audio Queen vs Tennis Moans

06 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

THE AUDIO QUEEN'S FINEST plus Ryan's MANY roles within the podcast, and an update on Frank Green Water Bottle shipping. Love ya! Toni x Check out our ...

At a concert and in the bedroom

05 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Sexy things you can say at a concert and also in the bedroom, plus Ryan's beef with Netflix. Love u! Toni xoxoxoxoxoxox Check out our Patreon at patre...

DVD's on Display

04 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

What did being lazy cost ya?! And we rap about Ryan's fave childhood movie: Ace Ventura. Love u! Toni xx Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandR...

Boiz with backwards caps

01 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Slutty, niche things that we find sexy, and Ryan goes along with a lie - but does it go too far?! Love u! Toni xxx [USED TO BE VIDEO EPISODE BUT NOT A...

Is this still available?

31 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Annoying Facebook Marketplace chats and bad dates! If you have a bad date you wanna share, share it on our FB page - link below!! Love u x Check out o...

Toni Throwing Cash

30 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The best Audio Queen EVER - and I need HELP!!!! I'M IN A PICKLE!!! Love u! Toni xx Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you...

Makin' a cuppa and also in the bedroom

29 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

We chat about how I'm a legit psychic, and also: Things you can say while makin' a CUPPA and also in the bedroom! Love u! Toni x Check out our Patreon...

Why Australia is better than the USA

28 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Things Australians get that Americans don't, and we watched MAMMA MIA!!! Love you! Toni x Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make s...

Scandal at the Sushi Train

25 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

We share your best 'first paycheque' stories, and have I committed a SOCIAL CRIME?!?! Love you! Toni x [USED TO BE VIDEO EPISODE BUT NOT ANYMORE LOL T...

Are water filters a scam?

24 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

How often do you realllllyyyyy need to change your filter???? Plus our take on a twitter trend. Love ya!! Toni x Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/...

Exclusive Audio from JLo's Wedding

23 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

YOU WON'T BELIEEEEVE this exclusive!! Plus a HARROWING hair-based-tale from a TARPer. Love you!! Toni xxx Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/Toniand...

In a Tattoo Studio and in the Bedroom

22 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

TARP and CRAFTS and silent appointment woes. Love you! Toni xxx Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook ...

Ryan trying to be funny

21 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The most uncomfortable sentence: 'I was just trying to be funny'. And Ryan lays it on pretty thick! Also chat about my plane viewing movies theory. Lo...