Toni and Ryan
Episodes
The Honest Hairdresser
07 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Has this viral TikTok hairdresser cracked the code to perfect hair?! Love ya! Toni xox Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure...
Ginuwine Food Lovers
06 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The best confessions of the week (If you've got a SPICY confession you need to get off your chest, we wanna hear about it COMPLETELY ANONYMOUSLY HERE!...
Is Toni Having An Affair?
05 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The rumour mill is swirling - but is it realllllly my fault? Love ya! Toni xoxox Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you j...
Broken Promises
02 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Ryan gets into a bit of argy-bargy at a local Kmart, and the SUPdate for ALLLLL Supdates. Love ya! Toni xo [USED TO BE VIDEO EPISODE BUT NOT ANYMORE L...
Toni's Break Up
01 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Normal or Nah, and ghosting advice. Love ya!! Toni xo Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Fin...
Customer Service Venom
31 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
I let rip about bad customers... or bad customer service?! And Ryan has beef with Taubs and I. Love ya! Toni xoxo Check out our Patreon at patreon.com...
Honesty Hour
30 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It's time for CONFESSIONS and GRUDGES. If you've got a SPICY confession you need to get off your chest, we wanna hear about it HERE! Fuckin' love ya, ...
Toni The Medical Miracle
29 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Ryan wants to be a good person, and I CAN'T SMEEELLLLLLL. Love ya!!! Toni xoxo Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you joi...
Ryan's BDE
26 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
That's BIG DAD ENERGY! I finally prove that I'm a genuine and fantastic friend. Love ya!! Toni xoxox [USED TO BE VIDEO EPISODE BUT NOT ANYMORE LOL TEC...
Wanking At Work
25 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
I mean... What more can I say. Also, Ryan FINALLY admits I'm a good recommender!!!! Love ya! Toni xoxox Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRy...
Genius or Nah
24 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Ryan CLAIMS this is genius - but let me give you a SPOILER - I don't think it is tbh. Love ya!! Toni xoxo Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/Toniand...
ACTUALLY anonymous confessions
23 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Finally we respect your privacy and share your confessions ANONYMOUSLY. If you have a GREAT confession, we'd love to hear all about it by entering HER...
Hot Fun Garbage Recap
22 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Hear the FULL RECAP of our event from the weekend! And the added scandal to my new book! Love ya!! Toni xx Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/Tonian...
SUPdate
19 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The day we've ALLLLL been waiting for! But is it good news? And Ryan looks like a fuckhead (lol) love ya! Toni xo [USED TO BE VIDEO EPISODE BUT NOT AN...
Ryan the Wedding Crasher
18 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Imagine rocking up this way to a wedding... Awks! Love ya!!! Toni xoxox Come say hey and get a selfie with us in front of our HOT FUN GARBAGE TRUCK! S...
Arts and Crafts To The Rescue
17 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
ARTS AND CRAFTS TO THE RESCCUUUUEEEEE!!! A tale of how the suits came to be! Love ya! Toni xoxox Come say hey and get a selfie with us in front of our...
Questions About Australian Food
16 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Aussie food questions, and a DELICIOUS I told ya so - but who's it for?! Love ya! Toni xo Come say hey and get a selfie with us in front of our HOT FU...
Parents vs PAWrents
15 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Your hottest, fILthiest adulting porn, and a bit of feedback from a certain pooch's Christmas day. Love ya!!! Toni xo Come say hey and get a selfie wi...
Dump The Boy, Keep The Hoodie
12 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
I need purchasing advice, and we GIVE dating advice. Hehehe love ya! Toni xo [USED TO BE VIDEO EPISODE BUT NOT ANYMORE LOL TECHNICAL CHAT]Check out ou...
Toni Has Bad News
11 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
One of my favourite things in the world has been taken away from me. Love you! Toni xoxox Come say hey and get a selfie with us in front of our HOT FU...
Anxiety for the win
10 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
TODAY I PROVED RYAN WRONG! And that's all you need to know! Hehe love ya Toni xoxox Come say hey and get a selfie with us in front of our HOT FUN GARB...
Ryan's Gets Cake Shamed
09 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Ryan had a very awkward encounter and did NOT think on his feet 😂 Love ya! Toni xoxo Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sur...
Toni's Adulting Porn
08 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
I've got the HOTTEST thing you've ever heard - and I wanna hear yours!!! Please post your adulting porn on today's episode thread! Love ya xoxo Check ...
Huge Load vs Strong Build
05 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
One of the funniest sayings Ryan has messed up, and I'm quitting the podcast! Sorry!!!!! Hehehe love ya! Toni xoxox [USED TO BE VIDEO EPISODE BUT NOT ...
What is a radish?
04 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Shockingly, 'what is a radish' is a real question that SOMEONE on this podcast asked... No points for who! Love ya! Toni xoxox Check out our Patreon a...
Toni's PAWfect Christmas
03 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
I mean, when, in history, has something not gone to plan?!?! Is this the first time?! Haha a HARROWING holiday tale. Love ya!! Toni xox Check out our ...
Ins and Outs
02 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
THE ONLY INS AND OUTS LIST FOR 2023 YOU NEED! Andddddd drumroll please: Our HOT FUN GARBAGE coming to a city near you (if you live in Melbourne)! Love...
THROWBACK: Brigitte and Taubs CO-HOST!
28 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
THE MOMENT WE'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR: Brigitte and Taubs are on the mic, and cohosting today's ep. It was, in hindsight, unfair for us to force them ...
THROWBACK: London Sex Injuries
27 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Travis LaDue - or Travis LaDon't! - is in the big chair today taking care of business! A very special Audio Queen and though we don't like to admit it...
THROWBACK: Bunnings and in the Bedroom
26 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
You need a friend today? Paloma has you covered - and is your host for the day! She'll take you through things you can say at Bunnings and also in the...
THROWBACK: Is Toni a bogan?
25 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
We hope you had an amazing Christmas!!! Ashley Olsen (Mary-Kate wasn't available) is taking care of your listening for while you're in your cheese and...
THROWBACK: Ryan the sexy influencer
21 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
We have the LOVELY Liana Brutennittattienniane taking care of today's hosting responsibilities! Ryan gets shade for being an influencer, and we dig in...
THROWBACK: How to use SOAP
20 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Kimberly Majors (Kimberly Minors) is on the mic for us today - you're in great hands! We chat about sexy online shopping, and the infamous soap discus...
THROWBACK: Camping and in the Bedroom
19 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Big Twiggo has passed the mic to our boy CHARLES PATTERSON to host for us today! After we go into the bedroom, we're off to court to discuss the hiera...
THROWBACK: When were you wrong?
18 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
TARPer Royalty in the hosting chair for Toni and Ryan today: THE BIG TWIGGO is taking care of you today while we're on holidays! Thanks Big Twigg! But...
F**ked Fact Finale
15 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
[VIDEO EPISODE] I'VE BEEN GIVEN ONE CHANCE TO REDEEM MYSELF!! And Ryan and I exchange secret santa gifts... One of us went overboard leaving the other...
End Of Year Wrap Rap
14 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
It's the end of the year - and we're WRAPPING UP WITH A RAP! Fuckin' love ya! Toni xoxoxoxoox Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and ma...
Is Ryan Ready?
13 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
In a different type of Audio Queen, we get a gauge of whether Ryan is ready for the birth of his baby, and the TARPers share what Ryan should buy *who...
0 to 100 Toni
12 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Things you can say at CHRISTMAS DINNER and also in the bedroom. Plusssssss another installment of 0-100 Toni. Love ya! Toni xoxox Check out our Patreo...
I love your body
11 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
MORE HARROWING I LOVE YOU TALES! And we chat about family Christmas classic The Santa Clause. Love ya!!! Toni xoxo Check out our Patreon at patreon.co...
Party Mums
08 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Something HARROWING happened to me. I am officially old. We also share some of our latest tales of us ruining ya life. Love ya!!! Toni xoxox [USED TO ...
Toni VS Gen Z
07 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Ryan gets UNCHARACTERISTICALLY angry about out of office email replies. Love ya!! Toni xoxox Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and mak...
Ryan VS Boomers
06 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Ryan has really put his foot in it this time. Love ya!!! Toni xoxox Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Faceb...
At a Theme Park and also in the bedroom
05 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
THINGS YOU CAN SAY... At a theme park, and also in the bedroom! Plus we have a SCAM WARNING! Love ya!!! Toni xoxo Check out our Patreon at patreon.com...
2023 Lineup Announcement
04 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
THE DAY IS FINALLY HERE! The lineup announcement for Toni and Ryan in 2023 you've allllll been waiting for. I promise, you'll love it. Plus I rap abou...
Eatin' Out Ya Mum
01 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
We chat about some .... interesting family traditions - and Ryan finally finds his own fashion style! Hehehe love ya!! Toni xoxox [USED TO BE VIDEO EP...
Toni's Car Club
30 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Happy FIRST DAY OF CHRISTMAS!!! Normal or Nah and Ryan and I draw this years' Secret Santa!!! Fuckin' love ya. Toni xoxox Check out our Patreon at pat...
The Fun Police
29 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Audio Queen, compulsory fun, and - I LOVE YOU STORIES. Toni xoxox Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Faceboo...
How To Hook Up This Christmas
28 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Sexy Christmas pickup lines and a fuckin' CORKER of an embarrassing tale from Tlodge. Love ya!!! Toni xoxox Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/Tonia...
Ryan's Bad Altitude
27 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
A tight five on a plane and a GREAT announcement for all of those that love us (and who we love in return!) Check out the good news here! Fuckin love ...
Toni's New Boyfriend
24 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
What to do when your partner or mate develops a new personality - and your fave traditions! Normal or ... what? Love you! Toni xoxo [USED TO BE VIDEO ...
Unsolved Mysteries
23 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Unsolved mysteries with normal or nah, and SOLVED mysteries in the case of RYAN VERSUS ANNA WINTOUR. Love ya xoxox Toni Check out our Patreon at patre...
ANYTHING for a Tinder Date
22 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to Wednesday, it's me just SLAYING with Audio Queen, and weird stuff our TARPers have heard during / after sex. Love ya!!! Toni xoxox Check ou...
At the Bank and in the Bedroom
21 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Things you can say at the bank and also in the bedroom - plus my foiled attempts and getting hot and becoming ~that bitch~. Love ya! Toni xoxox Check ...
RYAN'S SPARE PANTS
20 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
WHYYYY on Earth would anyone need spare pants? hehehe and I fell over in the Paris of Indonesia. Love you!! Toni xoxox Check out our Patreon at patreo...
Shitting on Billy Rae Cyrus' chair
17 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Delivery drivers and SEXYYYYYY stuff... or maybe not. Fuckin love ya. Toni xoxoxox [USED TO BE VIDEO EPISODE BUT NOT ANYMORE LOL TECHNICAL CHAT]Check ...
Maddy loves Ronald McDonald
16 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Maddy MacRae (TikTok superstar) is co-hosting with us today and chiming in on your best normal or nah's and sharing a VERY McFunny story all about bei...
Replacement buses are the WORST
15 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Things that make Melburnians anxious and I put my fucking big fat foot in my big fat mouth by accident. Ya love to see it. Hahahha Toni xoxox Check ou...
At Starbucks and in the bedroom
14 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Things you can say at Starbucks and also in the bedroom, and Ryan needs a favour. Would you say yes? Love you! xoxox Check out our Patreon at patreon....
Ryan's Double Bagging
13 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
I've got dating advice and Ryan's doing... what??? Love ya!! Toni xoxox Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our F...
Toni Drives Like Carla Conte
10 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Ryan talks about taking too long (for the first time in his life) and turns out I'm an awful driver. Hahaha. Not in skill, but in attitude. Love ya!! ...
Toni Has News
09 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
TODAY IS BIG!!!! Hate to use a clickbaity title, but this is a DOOZY! Very exciting day, and NO SPOILERS but you may find this link handy if you live ...
Feedback, Apologies and Explanations
08 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Ryan needs to make MULTIPLE public apologies - and we finally iron out a hot button issue. Fuckin' love ya. Toni xoxox Check out our Patreon at patreo...
Moving House and in the Bedroom
07 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Things you can say whilst MOVING HOUSE and also in the BEDROOM! Plus Ryan punched on with a little old lady - but was it justified? Love u! Toni xoxox...
More Google Translations
06 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
We've got more naughty google business, and we are MOVING TO FRANCE!!! Love you! Toni xoxoxox Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and ma...
How To Stop Men Hitting On You
03 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
An interesting guide to getting people to FUCK OFF away from you! Plus we open SOME POST!! Love u! Toni xoxox [USED TO BE VIDEO EPISODE BUT NOT ANYMOR...
A Supportive Safe Space
02 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Normal or Nah is a very safe space for everyone.... Until today. This has SENT me. LOVE YA! Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and mak...
Call Me On My Car Phone
01 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Things take a bit of a strange turn today in terms of phones and fashion. Sorry. Hehe love you!! Toni xoxoxox Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/Ton...
At the airport and in the bedroom
31 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
We're headed to the AIRPORT! And has hype man Ryan done it AGAIN?! Love you! Toni xo Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure y...
TONI TO THE RESCUE
30 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
I'VE SAVED THE DAY!! (ALMOST!) And I rap about the spoooooooooooOOOky movie Hocus Pocus! Love you! Toni xxoxooxx Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/...
Ryan's new LUST for life
27 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Ryan has a surprise for us all. A WEIRD surprise but sort of sexy but definitely a bit weird. Hehehehe love you! Toni xoxox [USED TO BE VIDEO EPISODE ...
The Best Pickup Line
26 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
A truly HARROWING tale about dogs and freezers and uncles. Would not recommend to be honest, and it's my fucking podcast. Haha love ya!! Toni xo Check...
Sniffing Strangers
25 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Would you tell a stranger you enjoy their smell??? Or is that weird as fuck?! Also how to know if you're living in a rich suburb!! Love u Toni xoxoxo ...
At the vet and in the bedroom
24 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
WE HATE ADMIN!!! And Ryan is currently dealing with the ultimate admin question. Love ya! Toni xoxoxoox Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRy...
Public Vasectomies
23 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Awkward public cafe vasectomies and defrosting Michael Buble. Love you! Toni xoxoxox Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure y...
Is Ryan A Jerk #169
20 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Don't kids just say the DARNNNNDEST THINGS?! We read out your best kid comedy - and is Ryan the jerk round #169 hehehe Love ya!! Toni x Check out our ...
Toni's Mum Would Be Proud
19 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Well, at least for the first part of the story!!! Hehehe love you! Toni x Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our...
Komedy Karens
18 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Va va va viral images online and drunk horses. Love ya xx Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group!...
On the Construction Site and in the Bedroom
17 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Plusssss I was sick and couldn't deal with the world and had to deal with admin. Please commiserate with me. Love ya!!! Toni xx Check out our Patreon ...
Are you keen for pres?
16 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Ryan and I out ourselves for being the old people we are - and Ryan gives his final decision on musicals. Love ya! Toni xxx Check out our Patreon at p...
Travelling with Keys
13 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
FLAPPING TRAVELLING TONI and a harrowing event at the pub. LOVE YOU! [USED TO BE VIDEO EPISODE BUT NOT ANYMORE LOL TECHNICAL CHAT]Check out our Patreo...
Pulling Off A Backpack
12 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
NORMAL or NAH: Adults using backpacks?! And fun job titles that make your day go just a littttttle bit quicker. Love u! Toni x Check out our Patreon a...
Borrowing A Plunger
11 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Ryan had a little.... shituation.... and you'll LOVE my involvement. Also sorry for my congested little nose today! Love u! Toni xoxox Check out our P...
At The Pub And In The Bedroom
10 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Things you can say havin' a pint and in the bedroom! And I was high maintenance and I'm very embarrassed. Love u! Toni x Check out our Patreon at patr...
Toni was right, Ryan was wrong
09 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
THE MOMENT WE HAVE ALLLLL BEEN WAITING FOR!! Love ya! Toni xoxox Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook...
Who's The Father?
06 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
We also talk about funny things kids say - and some feedback from the week that was. Love you!! [USED TO BE VIDEO EPISODE BUT NOT ANYMORE LOL TECHNICA...
Dirty Dishwasher
05 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Have you ever walked in on someone doin' the deed? Or maybe someone walked in on you?! Tell us ya story in today's episode thread in Facebook. ALSO - ...
WILL THEY OR WON'T THEY
04 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
I've got a hack for the quickest way to wake up in the morning! Also: It's up to me, and I hate the responsibility. Love ya! Toni x Check out our Patr...
BEDROOM and also in the BEDROOM
03 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Very meta, but we stand by it. Also I have sustained an injury which requires attention. (Emotional attention not medical attention lol) Love u Check ...
Jizz in the Jeep
02 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
AWKWARD SEXY ENCOUNTERS and rapping about A Cinderella Story. Love ya! Toni x Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join...
Flapped Toni and Stoned Ryan
29 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Ryan is back!! In all of his former glory - he's back on deck and you fuckin' love to see it! Flapped Toni and a weird edition of Flapped Ryan which t...
THROWBACK: Normal or Nah
28 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
No Ryan today - just me and another new cohost: Melissa! Thanks Mel for your help today - we're bringing you the best sexy injuries and Normal or Nah....
THROWBACK: Audio Queen
27 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
No Ryan today - so my brand new co-host Toni is helping me out! It's Toni SQUARED for a beautiful Wednesday. Love ya! Toni xx Check out our Patreon at...
Videos Games and in the Bedroom
26 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Things you can say while playing video games and also in the bedroom - and whether getting hot and heavy for your partner in a certain situation is co...
Heather Wins The Break Up
25 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The most *awks* ex-encounters, and I rap about the movie Shrek. Love you!! Toni x Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you ...
Suburban Dad Explains Australia
22 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Everyone's favourite Dad is back (and here to stay)! Fuckin' love ya. Toni xxx [USED TO BE VIDEO EPISODE BUT NOT ANYMORE LOL TECHNICAL CHAT]Check out ...
Snot in the Sink
21 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Normal or nah, and the best quote EVER from our very own Ryan Jon Dunn, all about Calamari. Love ya! Toni x Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/Tonia...
You've been TONI'D!
20 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
SOME BEAUTIFUL NEWS TO START YOUR WEDNESDAY! And then some sexy news as well. Fucking love ya!! Toni xx Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRy...
In a hotel and in the bedroom
19 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Things you can say in a HOTEL and also in the BEDROOM! Plus a turf war - it's neighbour VS construction at Ryan's place. Love youuuuuu Toni xxx Check ...
Acting like a Carla Conte
18 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
When were you very underdressed for an occasion? And Ryan and I are makin' a purchase!!! Love ya Toni xxx Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/Toniand...