Toni and Ryan

BONUS: ALISON ROMAN SURPRISE!

04 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

HI IT'S TONI AND I CAN'T BREATHE BECAUSE TODAY IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE AND ALISON ROMAN IS HERE HEHE LOVE YOU!!!!Check out our Patreon at patreon.c...

Toni's Public Statement

03 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

I have to make a statement. NOT AN APOLOGY - but a statement. Love ya! Toni xoCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join...

A Boys Look

02 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We share some more 'YA WON'T BELIEVE IT' revelations and I chat about a generalisation that I HATE but proved itself correct today 😂 Love ya!Check ...

Would You Use A She Wee?

01 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Another incredible round of confessions (If you've got a SPICY confession you need to get off your chest, we wanna hear about it COMPLETELY ANONYMOUSL...

Judging From The Sidelines

27 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The classic conundrum of thinking you can do something much better than someone else with ZERO experience. And: is it beautiful? Or Fucked? Love ya! T...

Letting Children Win

26 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Some great Normal or Nah questions - and the age old question: Should we let children win games? Love ya! Toni xoCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com...

Winners Of Medical Comedy

25 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We've talked losers of medical comedy MANY times - but it turns out there are WINNERS that exist as well! Love ya xoxo Toni Check out our Patreon at p...

Red Eye Toni

24 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

A red eye flight makes people DO and SAY crazy things. PLEASE UNDERSTAND WHAT I MEAN!!! Love ya!!! Toni xox Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/Tonia...

Toni's... Husband?

23 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

A very awkward slip of the tongue... And the wrong use of words too ;) Love ya! Toni xo Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sur...

Who Cut The Cheese?

20 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

What BLEW YOUR MIND but was probably pretty obvious?! Love ya! Toni xoxo [USED TO BE VIDEO EPISODE BUT NOT ANYMORE LOL TECHNICAL CHAT]Check out our Pa...

WE'VE SEEN IT ALL

19 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Your best normal or nah's, and we finally have SEEN IT ALL. Love ya!! Toni xo Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join...

The Worst Hustle

18 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Some things might turn you on.... but, what turns you off? Love ya! Toni xo Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join o...

Scone Scandal

17 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

I DID SOMETHING ILLEGAL AND I NEED TO GET IT OFF MY CHEST!!!! Plus your juicy confessions! (If you've got a SPICY confession you need to get off your ...

Ryan's Massive Cough

16 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Aussies VS NON AUSSIES and the most EMBARRASSING thing that can happen with a co-worker. Love you! T xoxox Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/Tonian...

Losing Your V Card

13 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Everyone has a story from their first time, and here are some of yours! Plus Ryan has a gripe with fancy bathrooms. Love ya! Toni xo [USED TO BE VIDEO...

Yawn Fingering

12 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The only fingering we DON'T endorse on this show!!! Hehe ya best normal or nah's, and something plaguing workplaces. Love ya! Toni xoxox Check out our...

Flyin' Jon

11 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

An update to one of the most 'genius' moves in recent history, and I'll tell ya: this one got me. Fuckin' love ya! Toni xo Check out our Patreon at pa...

Not Tunnel Brothers

10 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

I said NOT tunnel brothers!!! A juicy as confession and some EXCITING news! You can find our Normal or Nah cards here! Love ya! Toni xoxoox Check out ...

The Best Weekend Of The Year

05 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

I'm a sucker for a long weekend - and I will NOT apologise for that 😂 we're off for the weekend and back on Tuesday. Stay safe! Love ya xxx Check o...

Where are we at with VAPING

04 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Ryan and I are sounding MIGHTY old at the moment so PLS forgive us. Hahahaha love ya! T x Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make s...

Toni Has To Move

03 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Something a bit ODD has happened and it's not looking good for my living arrangements. Love ya! Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and ...

Vicious Rumour

02 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Something that FUCKS YOU OFF that your partner does - but doesn't realllllllllllllly affect you! Plus an awful rumour about Ryan. Is it true? Love ya ...

Toni Spewed On A Stranger

30 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

I have taken up a new THING and it hasn't gotten off to a GREAT start. We also chat first times doing it. Love ya! Toni xo [USED TO BE VIDEO EPISODE B...

Hoovering The Duvet

29 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Normal or Nah and your feedback on my new favourite move - the THUMBS DOWN. Love ya! Toni xo Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and mak...

The Caped Thumb

28 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We have our very own social study in our midst, and we wanna know how you think we did... Go to today's Facebook thread for the photo evidence!! Love ...

12 month buns

27 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Some juicy confessions - and Ryan's best biz idea to date! Love ya xo If you've got a SPICY confession you need to get off your chest, we wanna hear a...

Toni Is Not A Bird Guy

26 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

I'M NOT A BIRD GUY, OKAY!!! Love ya! Toni xo Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find #ToniA...

The Burns Unit

23 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Taubs has an injury which was made worse with a.... burn. And Ryan has committed a social sin. Love ya! Toni xo [USED TO BE VIDEO EPISODE BUT NOT ANYM...

Be Part Of History

22 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

You don't HAVE to do this - you GET to do it! Come on down to the Sydney Opera House at 9am on Saturday April 1st to be part of the BIGGEST VIDEO IN A...

When Ryan dies...

21 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Stealing AND insurance - this ep has it all. Love ya! Toni xo Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Gr...

Threeway Confessions

20 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

It's CONFESSSIOOONNNSSS day! (If you've got a SPICY confession you need to get off your chest, we wanna hear about it COMPLETELY ANONYMOUSLY HERE!) An...

Toni's Audition

19 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

FINALLY - THE DAY IS HERE! My audition for the National Girls Youth Choir! How did I go?! Love ya. Toni xox Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/Tonia...

Caught Bitching At Work

16 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Have you been caught bitching at work? And what would you do in a GIGANTIC car? Love ya! Toni xo [USED TO BE VIDEO EPISODE BUT NOT ANYMORE LOL TECHNIC...

The final SUPdate

15 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

THE FINAL SUPDATE. Do I get to keep it - or nah?! Love ya!! Toni xoxoxo Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our F...

Pumped full of vitamins

13 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

A shocking confession - and a real throwback with THINGS YOU CAN SAY while you have COVID and also in the bedroom. We're off tomorrow to recover, but ...

We Both Have COVID

12 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

You're not gonna believe this..... but we BOTH have covid. Here is our fever-y delirium. Love you! Toni xo Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/Tonian...

Unfiltered Advice

09 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Advice ya never asked for - and a story from Ryan you CERTAINLY never asked for. Love ya! Toni xo [USED TO BE VIDEO EPISODE BUT NOT ANYMORE LOL TECHNI...

Save the planet for $1

08 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Your best Normal or Nah's, and Ryan faces whether to save the Earth or NOT. Love ya! Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure y...

The Craziest Coincidence Of All Time

07 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

You will not BELIEVE the amazing coincidences that... haven't happened. Love you! Toni x Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make su...

Spreading Grandma At The Pub

06 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Juicy confessions all about... grandma? Love ya! If you've got a SPICY confession you need to get off your chest, we wanna hear about it HERE! Check o...

Ryan and Cam start a band

05 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

A jazz band to end all jazz bands, and another wardrobe malfunction from me. Love ya! Toni xo Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and ma...

Braless Toni

02 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

I had a wardrobe malfunction at Vic Gardens and Ryan hits a whole new level of low. Love ya!! [USED TO BE VIDEO EPISODE BUT NOT ANYMORE LOL TECHNICAL ...

Cheersing Food

01 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Ryan has a bit to answer for in this bad boy!!! Love ya! Toni xoxo Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebo...

The Worst Time To Order Food

28 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

A tale of two uber eats orders GONE WRONG. Love ya! Toni xo Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Grou...

Harrowing Tale From A Rich Shoe Shop

27 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

THE ULTIMATE CONFESSION!!! And also.... Happy BOOK RELEASE DAY TO ME!!! Love ya!!! Toni xoxox f you've got a SPICY confession you need to get off your...

Small Town Quiz

26 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Cute things in a small town, and my ULTIMATE SACRIFICE!!! Love yaaaa! Toni xoxooxx Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you...

Toni's Instant Dream Home

23 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

I have a GREAT rental HACK!!! I'm a sucker for a life-hack and this might be the ULTIMATE! Love ya! Toni xoxo [USED TO BE VIDEO EPISODE BUT NOT ANYMOR...

Normal or ToowoomNAH

22 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Normal or Nah - and a breakdown of celebrity Harry Potter houses. Love ya!! Toni xo Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure yo...

Ryan's A F*ckhead

21 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Petty shit, and getting sucked in to a good deal. Love ya!! Toni xo Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Faceb...

Confessions Cut Short

20 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Is it possible, that RYAN confesses something so harrowing that we don't even get to the main event?!?! Love ya! Toni xo If you've got a SPICY confess...

Find Brittney!

19 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

CAN WE FIND BRITTNEY?!?! Love ya!!! Toni xo Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find #ToniAnd...

Tea, Toast & Tablets

16 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We hear a special story from a young Ryan, and an awful one from old Toni. Fuckin' love ya!!! Toni xoxox [USED TO BE VIDEO EPISODE BUT NOT ANYMORE LOL...

Kendall Jenner vs Photoshop

15 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

An update from the post office and I prove my allegiance to Kamp Kardashian. Love ya!! Toni xo Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and m...

Post Office Beef PT247

14 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

NOT THE BLOODY POST OFFICE AGAIN!!!!! Love ya (not the fucking post office tho) Toni xoxo Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make s...

Wet For Life

13 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Your dirtiest, JUICIEST confessions - plus, are you in... Brisbane by any chance?! Love ya! Toni xoxox (If you've got a SPICY confession you need to g...

Every High School Had This

12 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

You all know it, you all had it, and Ryan was one of these! Hhahaha love ya!!! Toni xoxox Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make s...

SUP Negotiation

09 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

THE PANIC HAS SET IN AND NEGOTIATION IS NECESSARY. LOVE YA! Toni xox [USED TO BE VIDEO EPISODE BUT NOT ANYMORE LOL TECHNICAL CHAT]Check out our Patreo...

Are we keeping you up?

08 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

IS YAWNING RUDE????? And an update for the story of the century* (*not really tho) Love you!!! Toni xoxox Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/Toniand...

The Honest Hairdresser

07 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Has this viral TikTok hairdresser cracked the code to perfect hair?! Love ya! Toni xox Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure...

Ginuwine Food Lovers

06 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The best confessions of the week (If you've got a SPICY confession you need to get off your chest, we wanna hear about it COMPLETELY ANONYMOUSLY HERE!...

Is Toni Having An Affair?

05 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The rumour mill is swirling - but is it realllllly my fault? Love ya! Toni xoxox Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you j...

Broken Promises

02 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Ryan gets into a bit of argy-bargy at a local Kmart, and the SUPdate for ALLLLL Supdates. Love ya! Toni xo [USED TO BE VIDEO EPISODE BUT NOT ANYMORE L...

Toni's Break Up

01 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Normal or Nah, and ghosting advice. Love ya!! Toni xo Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Fin...

Customer Service Venom

31 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

I let rip about bad customers... or bad customer service?! And Ryan has beef with Taubs and I. Love ya! Toni xoxo Check out our Patreon at patreon.com...

Honesty Hour

30 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

It's time for CONFESSIONS and GRUDGES. If you've got a SPICY confession you need to get off your chest, we wanna hear about it HERE! Fuckin' love ya, ...

Toni The Medical Miracle

29 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Ryan wants to be a good person, and I CAN'T SMEEELLLLLLL. Love ya!!! Toni xoxo Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you joi...

Ryan's BDE

26 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

That's BIG DAD ENERGY! I finally prove that I'm a genuine and fantastic friend. Love ya!! Toni xoxox [USED TO BE VIDEO EPISODE BUT NOT ANYMORE LOL TEC...

Wanking At Work

25 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

I mean... What more can I say. Also, Ryan FINALLY admits I'm a good recommender!!!! Love ya! Toni xoxox Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRy...

Genius or Nah

24 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Ryan CLAIMS this is genius - but let me give you a SPOILER - I don't think it is tbh. Love ya!! Toni xoxo Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/Toniand...

ACTUALLY anonymous confessions

23 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Finally we respect your privacy and share your confessions ANONYMOUSLY. If you have a GREAT confession, we'd love to hear all about it by entering HER...

Hot Fun Garbage Recap

22 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Hear the FULL RECAP of our event from the weekend! And the added scandal to my new book! Love ya!! Toni xx Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/Tonian...

SUPdate

19 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The day we've ALLLLL been waiting for! But is it good news? And Ryan looks like a fuckhead (lol) love ya! Toni xo [USED TO BE VIDEO EPISODE BUT NOT AN...

Ryan the Wedding Crasher

18 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Imagine rocking up this way to a wedding... Awks! Love ya!!! Toni xoxox Come say hey and get a selfie with us in front of our HOT FUN GARBAGE TRUCK! S...

Arts and Crafts To The Rescue

17 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

ARTS AND CRAFTS TO THE RESCCUUUUEEEEE!!! A tale of how the suits came to be! Love ya! Toni xoxox Come say hey and get a selfie with us in front of our...

Questions About Australian Food

16 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Aussie food questions, and a DELICIOUS I told ya so - but who's it for?! Love ya! Toni xo Come say hey and get a selfie with us in front of our HOT FU...

Parents vs PAWrents

15 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Your hottest, fILthiest adulting porn, and a bit of feedback from a certain pooch's Christmas day. Love ya!!! Toni xo Come say hey and get a selfie wi...

Dump The Boy, Keep The Hoodie

12 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

I need purchasing advice, and we GIVE dating advice. Hehehe love ya! Toni xo [USED TO BE VIDEO EPISODE BUT NOT ANYMORE LOL TECHNICAL CHAT]Check out ou...

Toni Has Bad News

11 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

One of my favourite things in the world has been taken away from me. Love you! Toni xoxox Come say hey and get a selfie with us in front of our HOT FU...

Anxiety for the win

10 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

TODAY I PROVED RYAN WRONG! And that's all you need to know! Hehe love ya Toni xoxox Come say hey and get a selfie with us in front of our HOT FUN GARB...

Ryan's Gets Cake Shamed

09 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Ryan had a very awkward encounter and did NOT think on his feet 😂 Love ya! Toni xoxo Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sur...

Toni's Adulting Porn

08 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

I've got the HOTTEST thing you've ever heard - and I wanna hear yours!!! Please post your adulting porn on today's episode thread! Love ya xoxo Check ...

Huge Load vs Strong Build

05 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

One of the funniest sayings Ryan has messed up, and I'm quitting the podcast! Sorry!!!!! Hehehe love ya! Toni xoxox [USED TO BE VIDEO EPISODE BUT NOT ...

What is a radish?

04 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Shockingly, 'what is a radish' is a real question that SOMEONE on this podcast asked... No points for who! Love ya! Toni xoxox Check out our Patreon a...

Toni's PAWfect Christmas

03 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

I mean, when, in history, has something not gone to plan?!?! Is this the first time?! Haha a HARROWING holiday tale. Love ya!! Toni xox Check out our ...

Ins and Outs

02 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

THE ONLY INS AND OUTS LIST FOR 2023 YOU NEED! Andddddd drumroll please: Our HOT FUN GARBAGE coming to a city near you (if you live in Melbourne)! Love...

THROWBACK: Brigitte and Taubs CO-HOST!

28 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

THE MOMENT WE'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR: Brigitte and Taubs are on the mic, and cohosting today's ep. It was, in hindsight, unfair for us to force them ...

THROWBACK: London Sex Injuries

27 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Travis LaDue - or Travis LaDon't! - is in the big chair today taking care of business! A very special Audio Queen and though we don't like to admit it...

THROWBACK: Bunnings and in the Bedroom

26 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

You need a friend today? Paloma has you covered - and is your host for the day! She'll take you through things you can say at Bunnings and also in the...

THROWBACK: Is Toni a bogan?

25 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

We hope you had an amazing Christmas!!! Ashley Olsen (Mary-Kate wasn't available) is taking care of your listening for while you're in your cheese and...

THROWBACK: Ryan the sexy influencer

21 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

We have the LOVELY Liana Brutennittattienniane taking care of today's hosting responsibilities! Ryan gets shade for being an influencer, and we dig in...

THROWBACK: How to use SOAP

20 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Kimberly Majors (Kimberly Minors) is on the mic for us today - you're in great hands! We chat about sexy online shopping, and the infamous soap discus...

THROWBACK: Camping and in the Bedroom

19 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Big Twiggo has passed the mic to our boy CHARLES PATTERSON to host for us today! After we go into the bedroom, we're off to court to discuss the hiera...

THROWBACK: When were you wrong?

18 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

TARPer Royalty in the hosting chair for Toni and Ryan today: THE BIG TWIGGO is taking care of you today while we're on holidays! Thanks Big Twigg! But...

F**ked Fact Finale

15 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

[VIDEO EPISODE] I'VE BEEN GIVEN ONE CHANCE TO REDEEM MYSELF!! And Ryan and I exchange secret santa gifts... One of us went overboard leaving the other...

End Of Year Wrap Rap

14 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

It's the end of the year - and we're WRAPPING UP WITH A RAP! Fuckin' love ya! Toni xoxoxoxoox Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and ma...

Is Ryan Ready?

13 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

In a different type of Audio Queen, we get a gauge of whether Ryan is ready for the birth of his baby, and the TARPers share what Ryan should buy *who...

0 to 100 Toni

12 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Things you can say at CHRISTMAS DINNER and also in the bedroom. Plusssssss another installment of 0-100 Toni. Love ya! Toni xoxox Check out our Patreo...

I love your body

11 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

MORE HARROWING I LOVE YOU TALES! And we chat about family Christmas classic The Santa Clause. Love ya!!! Toni xoxo Check out our Patreon at patreon.co...

Party Mums

08 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Something HARROWING happened to me. I am officially old. We also share some of our latest tales of us ruining ya life. Love ya!!! Toni xoxox [USED TO ...

Toni VS Gen Z

07 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Ryan gets UNCHARACTERISTICALLY angry about out of office email replies. Love ya!! Toni xoxox Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and mak...