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Toni and Ryan

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Hey, I'm splootin' here!

16 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

An amazing performance by the Audio Queen (if I do say so myself!), and we come together to support those that have also been stuck in foam pits. Love...

At a call centre and in the bedroom

15 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Sexy bedroom chat, and unsexy neighbour chat. Love you!!! Toni xx Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Faceboo...

How has Toni lodge ruined your life?

14 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

I'm not sure if this was meant to be flattering or not... Still... But we also talk about the legend, Amy Winehouse. Love Toni xx Check out our Patreo...

Toni and the Feds

11 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Gettin railed in a park and me ruining a surprise. Pls post your best 'sayings said wrong' on today's thread in our Facebook group! Love ya, happy Fri...

Toni + Mixtape = 💦

10 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Normal or nah, and the wait to my heart is through a burnt CD mixtape. Love ya!!! So MUCH!!! Toni xoxoxo Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandR...

UPDATE - Phalanges on a Flight

09 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Filling you in on Ryan's phalange habits, and audio queen to fix your Wednesday! Love ya!!! Toni xx Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, ...

Wingwoman Toni

08 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

I reckon I'm a pretty good friend, but may have stitched Ryan up here to be fair... And things you can say while using Spotify and also in the Bedroom...

Compliment or Creepy

07 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

I did something which I think is FLATTERING but Ryan thinks is FUCKED. Plus I wrap about the 90's classic JUMANJI. Love ya! Toni xxxxx Check out our P...

What did you do for d🍆ck?

04 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

aaannnddd was it worth it? And Ryan's self righteous hour with his 'uplifting' quotes and advice. Move over Gary Vee!!! Love ya, Toni xxxxxx Check out...

Foam Pit VS Toni

04 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Normal or nah - taking your shoes off on a plane.... NAH. Also I got stuck in a very... humbling situation. Love ya! Toni x Check out our Patreon at p...

Back-Fin Boys

04 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Audio Queen is back, and DID RYAN CANCEL?!?!?! Love ya!! Toni x Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook ...

Firefighters in ya bedroom

04 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Firefighters in your bedroom, oh my! Plus RYAN THE CANCELLOR!!!!! Love ya! Toni xxx Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure yo...

The Devil's Lettuce

04 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

NOT THE WHACKY TOBACKY!!!! And your best food meltdowns, and a hollandaise update! Love you lots and lots hehehehe Toni xxx Check out our Patreon at p...

Ryan: The People's Champion

28 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

You heard it here first - Ryan is the people's champion. PLUS we're in a brand new studio!!! Yay! Love ya!!! Toni xx Check out our Patreon at patreon....

Don't leave Dave on hold

27 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Dave leaves a bitchy review about food delivery, and I wrap up the movie 'Chicken Run'! Love ya! Toni xxxxxxx Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/Ton...

Hankering for a Hollandaise

26 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

I had my period and needed a very specific type of breakfast, and we share your best normal or nahs for the week. Love ya!!! Toni x Check out our Patr...

On a boat and in the bedroom

25 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Things you can say on a BOAT and also in the Bedroom! Plus setting a boundary with my new (best) friend Ryan. Love ya! Toni xx Check out our Patreon a...

Flapped, favours and footy

24 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Ryan roped me into something that could be awful and flapped Toni is back! Love ya! Toni x Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make ...

A warning for binge watchers

21 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

A crazy article of finance tips and a warning for TV watchers! Love ya!!! Toni xx Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you ...

4 Star Review

20 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

A 4 star pizza delivery experience. PS the pizza place we mentioned is called Shawcross Pizza Joint hehehehe love ya!! Toni x Check out our Patreon at...

Wet cash from a sock

19 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

I get turnt over a toilet lid and Ryan was rude in a restaurant. Love ya!!! Toni xx Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure yo...

At a BBQ and in the bedroom

18 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Things you can say at a BBQ and also in the bedroom, plus extra teeth tales. Love ya! Toni x Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and mak...

A surprise phonecall

17 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Aside from the things we had planned for the episode today, we also get a surprise phonecall from a CELEBRITY. Love ya! Toni x Check out our Patreon a...

What gives you BDE?

14 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

WHAT'S YOUR ✨ YES BITCH ✨ ?!?!?! We wanna know! Plus Ryan addresses the public with an apology. Love ya!! Toni xxx Check out our Patreon at patreo...

Reasons to dump someone

13 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

We need to know if you agree with these reasons for dumping - and I 'wrap up' this weeks' movie. Love ya! Toni xx Check out our Patreon at patreon.com...

Ryan's in a bad mood

12 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Knick-knacks in your house and some more poopy tales. Love ya!!! Toni xx Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our ...

At the beach and in the bedroom

11 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Things you can say at the beach and in the bedroom, me crying on my first day of work, and Ryan crying on his first day of uni. Fucking love ya! Toni ...

AN ANNOUNCEMENT

10 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

An exciting announcement from LITTLE OLD US!! Something we are bursting at the seems to show you, and I don't just mean the Regional Audio Misso 😂 ...

Bridezilla Karma

07 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

One of us 'won' the roadtrip to Sydney and I'm not happy about it. PLUS the most incredible spills from our TARPers. Love ya! T xxx Check out our Patr...

A warning for printer owners

06 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

A PSA for printer owners - a terrible thing you need to avoid!!! Plus I rap a wrap-up of the movie Twister! Love ya! T x Check out our Patreon at patr...

The whole tooth and nothing but the tooth

05 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

My new best friend Viv and I, plus talking about teeth and work chat. Love ya! T xxx Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure y...

In the warehouse and in the bedroom

04 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Things you can say in a warehouse and also in the bedroom, plus stories from people who only had ONE JOB!!! Love ya!!! x Check out our Patreon at patr...

Shagging in a hotel

03 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Working from home problems and horsey girls. Love ya! Toni x Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Gro...

Roadtrip Horror Stories

30 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

FIFTH EPISODE FOR THE WEEK?!?! WHO ARE WE?! Horror stories from the road, tomato v bbq sauce, and am I an audiobook person?!?! Thanks for the support ...

I didn't wanna call a plumber...

29 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The lengths I'll go to to avoid embarrassment, and chatting about the Truman Show. SEE YOU TOMORROW!! Love Toni x Check out our Patreon at patreon.com...

Ryan's Mum's Mattress

28 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Normal or Nah and RYAN'S HYPE MAN HOTLINE!!! Thanks for the hype team hehehe Love Toni xx Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make s...

At the office and in the bedroom

27 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Things you can say at the office and in the bedroom, and things you've won. Plus if you're a photoshop whizz, jump into our Facebook group!! Love ya! ...

Aussie Language Lesson

26 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

TikTok Language lessons and feedback from last week! Also me discussing an unfortunate underwear choice. Love ya! Toni xx Check out our Patreon at pat...

Audio Queen VS Emergency Circumcision

22 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The Audio Queen is back and telling MJ's story - plus things you wouldn't know if you woke up from a 30 year nap. Love ya!!!! Toni xxx Check out our P...

Giant Farewell Cards

21 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The awkward nature of a giant office card, and our favourite normal or nahs. Love ya!! Toni xx PS if you want to check out the apps I was talking abou...

At McDonalds and in the bedroom

20 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

After admitting we're Coffee Kick Frappe fan girls, it made sense to do things you can say at Maccas and in the bedroom. Plus I was WRONG again! Love ...

An instagram divorce

19 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

A controversial dumping story - and the almost apology I DESERVE for Ryan fucking my fact. Love you!!!! Toni x Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/To...

Frappe Update

15 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Did we, or didn't we? Plus Ryan's fave tweets calling out 'big hetero'! Plus we chat about Jurassic Park!!! Love ya!!!! Toni xxx Check out our Patreon...

Our worst episode yet

14 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

LISTEN TO FIND OUT IF I WIN MY FUCKED FACT SEGMENT. There is SO MUCH riding on this!!!! I will say - NOTHING in today's episode went to plan 😂 Love...

Pranks Gone Wrong

13 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Things you can say whilst PARKING THE CAR and also in the bedroom! Plus AWFUL pranks gone wrong. Love ya! Toni xxx Check out our Patreon at patreon.co...

The best rapper of our generation

12 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Ryan has a social responsibility conundrum, and I got puffed out from stress. Plus I am an amazing rapper - which is not news to ANYONE. Love ya!! Ton...

Ye Olde Pickup Lines

08 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Ryan tests me on my flap-level, and we try and pick each other up using the best Ye-Olde rhymes. Love ya! Toni xx Check out our Patreon at patreon.com...

Cheesey Stringer on the Toilet

07 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Your best normal or nahs - and my FUCKED FACT is back!!!!! If you have an amazing fucked fact, please post it on today's thread in our facebook group....

Mortadella? I hardly know her!

06 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The best things you can say at the Deli and also in the bedroom! And Ryan made a cock of himself. Love ya! Toni xx Check out our Patreon at patreon.co...

Is Ryan coming on too strong?

05 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Ryan's worried he's come across badly and misread a professional relationship, which is exactly what happened to us last week. Love ya! Toni xxx Check...

💦 on the highway

01 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Unbelievable jizz stories, and we chat about the AMAZING MOVIE 10 Things I Hate About You! Love ya Toni xxx Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/Tonia...

The ultimate sacrifice

31 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Normal or Nah, and the ultimate sacrifice that Toni needs help on. Love you!!! Toni xx Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure...

At the basketball + in the bedroom

30 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Lots and lots of Kardashian chat which I don't regret for even one moment! Plus are you a bogan? Which feels a lot like 'is Toni a bogan? Love you! To...

Vegan at Karen's Diner

29 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

I'm comin' atcha - Toni Lodge international DJ! Plus we went for dinner at Karen's Diner and someone on our table was booed, but WHO booed? Love ya! T...

A surprise for Toni

25 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Taubs has organised a gift that's going to ROCK. MY WORLD. You'll love it. Love from Toni xxx Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and ma...

Post Coital Hunger

24 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Normal or Nah, post-cum hunger and the hierarchy of communication makes a comeback. PLUS an elite meme from TLODGE. Love ya!!! Toni xxx Check out our ...

At Bunnings and in the Bedroom

23 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Things you can say at Bunnings and also in the Bedroom - plus Ryan's 'fave' salespeople. Love ya!!! Toni xx Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/Tonia...

Pulling out is not an option

22 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Audio Queen vibes for a Monday and your feedback from the last week. Love ya! Toni xxx Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure...

Shareholder Update - from Hollywood

19 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Very exciting news from us (which we accidentally gave away yesterday and Ryan told heaps of people lol) but an exciting update nonetheless!!! Love yo...

The Hierarchy of Communication

18 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The do's and don'ts of texting VS calling - and your breakup stories! Love ya! Toni xx Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure...

Single Toni

17 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Sometimes your partner is right, and sometimes, they're.... right. Plus the best normal or nahs for the week. Love ya! Toni xx Check out our Patreon a...

On Election Day and in the Bedroom

16 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

With the upcoming Aussie election, we stayed on theme. Plus why you've been kicked out of your town. 24 minutes in I made a joke about Irish music tha...

Semen Sample

15 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Not click bait - and a genuine episode name. Hehehe love ya! Toni xxx Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Fac...

Victims of Medical Comedy

11 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Embarrassing sexy time injuries, and our recap of Twilight, including a VERY embarrassing story from my teenage years. Love you! Toni xx Check out our...

Ryan fisting at work

10 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Normal or Nah, and my tech problems!!! Love ya!! Toni xxx Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group!...

Camping and in the Bedroom

09 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Things you can say while Camping and in the Bedroom - and reasons why you've been disowned by your hometown. Love ya!! Toni xx Check out our Patreon a...

The truth about Chicken Wings

08 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Toni and Ryan, or should I say - Karen Lodge and Karen Jon fire up! Plus, all of your feedback from last week!! Love ya! Toni xx Check out our Patreon...

TARP Shareholder Meeting

05 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The worst four words in the English language: WE NEED TO TALK! But I can make a promise - it's good news. Love ya!!! Toni xxx Check out our Patreon at...

Illegal jokes

04 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Ryan and I have banded together to bring you the best illegal jokes around Mother's Day for 2022. Lots of love to anyone who might need it this weeken...

DITCH YOUR UNDERWEAR

03 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

I said some crazy things in this episode when it comes to NORMAL OR NAH: CLEANING EDITION. Also - I started a movement!! Love ya Toni xxx Check out ou...

In the Courtroom & in the Bedroom

02 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Things you can say in the Courtroom and in the Bedroom and some advice for our mate Mikey. Love ya! T xx Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandR...

Audio Queen VS Kebab

01 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The Audio Queen or audio 'she's alright' is back, and Ryan proves he was in Wicked. Love ya! T xx Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, an...

Hookup Helpers

27 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

My new favourite segment, and Ryan watches Rick and Morty. Love ya!! T xx Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our...

An adult purchase

26 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

I try to figure out how Normal or Nah works, and I need advice on an adult purchase. Love ya! Toni xx Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan...

At the Hairdresser and in the Bedroom

25 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Things you can say at the hairdresser and also in the bedroom, plus a job that short people can't do. Love you! Toni xxx Check out our Patreon at patr...

Best way to fight with your partner

24 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

We're back! Ryan has a HARROWING travel story, and I have found the best way to fight with your partner or housemate. Love ya! T xx Check out our Patr...

THROWBACK: On a Zoom Meeting and in the Bedroom

20 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Rounding out the week is Ally D(r)uckett! She's throwing back to things you can say on a Zoom Meeting and also in the bedroom, plus when you need to d...

THROWBACK: At Dinner and also in the Bedroom

19 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Jared McQuaig on the mic to co-host today! He's throwing back to a few faves - things you can say at Dinner and also in the Bedroom (the OG!!!) and al...

THROWBACK: In Hospital and in the Bedroom

18 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Day two of our throwback episodes is co-hosted by the WONDERFUL Monique DaRocha - can't believe she stepped off the treadmill tbh! She throws back to ...

THROWBACK: At a Funeral and in the Bedroom

17 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Ryan has COVID so THE BIG WOOT IS HOSTING and throwing it back to Toni and Ryan chatting funerals and bedrooms, and that time Ryan went to jail and no...

Ryan is FLAPPED

13 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

You never thought you'd see it - but Ryan is flapped today! We chat about Cruella and we clarify some language we use. Love ya! T xxx Check out our Pa...

Saying Sorry

12 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Ryan's made a fool of himself at the Dentist, and we talk about what gives you the ick! Love ya Toni xxxx Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/Toniand...

On a Cruise and in the Bedroom

11 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Things you can say on a CRUISE and in the bedroom, and HARROWING cheating stories. Love ya!! Toni xx Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan,...

BIG POPCORN

10 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

We're talking about conspiracies and BIG POPCORN. Plus your feedback from last week! Love ya! Toni xx Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan...

Don't piss off a locksmith

06 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Tradies need to SORT THEIR SHIT OUT!!! Love ya, T xx Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Fin...

Peeing on Christian Hull

05 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Comedian extraordinaire Christian Hull joins us for a verrrrry naughty episode for normal or nah and Grindr gone wrong. Love ya! T xx Check out our Pa...

On the Farm and in the Bedroom

04 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

It's Tuesday, so we're talking about things we can say on the farm and in the bathroom, and I had to go to the doctor for something VERY Toni and VERY...

We complained to the manager

03 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

We discuss DAYLIGHT ROBBERY and I write some letters to the manager, and we read some feedback on last week. Love ya!!! T xx Check out our Patreon at ...

Is Toni cheating?

30 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

My boyfriend confronted me about a suspicious text message, and we talk about The Lion King. Love ya! T xx Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/Tonian...

Buying a ringtone

29 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Remember buying ringtones?! Also I had multiple scooters STOLEN from me. Love ya! T xx Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure...

Who's pressing Toni's buttons?

28 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Things you can say at the FOOTBALL and also in the bedroom. Plus something that fucks me off - surprise surprise!!! Love ya Toni x Check out our Patre...

Fabulous Dog VS Audio Queen

27 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Two queens take each other on for the Audio Queen, and some feedback from last week. Love ya!!! T xxx Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan...

Do you smell what Laroq is cooking?

23 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The dumbest things you've ever heard and Ryan is a grumpy old man while reviewing Geordie Shore. Love ya! T x Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/Ton...

Undoing Toni's bra

22 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Taking off bras in a quick fire Normal or Nah and awkward emails. Love ya! T x Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you joi...

Ryan's karma

21 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Finally Ryan get's his comeuppance for letting his phone go flat all the fucking time - and we chat about things you can say in SPACE and also in the ...

Don't mention the towel!

21 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Ryan has a favour to ask us all - but I think he deserves it!! Plus an amazing strategy for the next time you invite Ryan over for dinner. Love ya! To...

Ryan's shrinkage

16 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Shrinkage, but not in the way you might think! A muffin top and I explain the plot of the movie TENET. Love ya!!!! Toni xx Check out our Patreon at pa...

Sexy music and Gorilla groans

15 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

A great new Normal or Nah and Monique Da Rocha has gone Monique Da Rogue-a!!!! Love ya T xx Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make...

Who gets custody of the dog?

14 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Things you can say to a pirate and Ryan's Radio Tales! Love ya xx Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Faceboo...

You won't believe it's not law!

13 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Wheels and doors, Australian 'laws' and the FUNNIEST JOKE EVER. Love ya! T xxx Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you joi...

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