Toni and Ryan

Episode #1000

10 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

[VIDEO FOR THIS EP AVAILABLE ON YOUTUBE] Normal or Nah - 1000 EPISODE SPEECHES - TARP quiz- love ya!!!!!Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRy...

How NOT To Behave At A Hotel Pool

09 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

[VIDEO FOR THIS EP AVAILABLE ON YOUTUBE] Christmas in Australia - Suburban Dad returns - Sunlounger etiquette - love ya!!!!!Check out our Patreon at p...

Spying On Your Friends With A Burner Account

08 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

[VIDEO FOR THIS EP AVAILABLE ON YOUTUBE] Burner accounts - Physio mishap - Phone number neighbours - love ya!!!!!Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/...

Spreading Jizzmas Cheer

07 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

[VIDEO FOR THIS EP AVAILABLE ON YOUTUBE] THE FRINGE IS BACK - Jizzmas Tree - HOT TAKE TONI Cinema edition- love ya!!!!!Check out our Patreon at patreo...

The One Thing You Need For Your Bathroom

03 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

[VIDEO FOR THIS EP AVAILABLE ON YOUTUBE] Toni's Life Update - Squatty potty - NORMAL or NAH - love ya!!!!!Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/Toniand...

Why Everyone Should Buy A Toyota Camry

02 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

[VIDEO FOR THIS EP AVAILABLE ON YOUTUBE] Emotional beginning - Poop stories - Work perks - love ya!!!!!Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRya...

Toni's Back In Hospital

01 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

[VIDEO FOR THIS EP AVAILABLE ON YOUTUBE] Hospital waiting room - Bloody asshole - CONFESSIONS - love ya!!!!!Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/Tonia...

How We Decorate Down Under

30 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

[VIDEO FOR THIS EP AVAILABLE ON YOUTUBE] 2020-TWIX - Christmas HOT TAKE TONI - Secret Santa - love ya!!!!!Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/Toniand...

Eye Popping Ya Pets

26 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

[VIDEO FOR THIS EP AVAILABLE ON YOUTUBE] Stain removing queen - Resting cunt face - NORMAL or NAH - love ya!!!!!Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/T...

Hot Girls Love Hot Chooks

25 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

[VIDEO FOR THIS EP AVAILABLE ON YOUTUBE] Ryan's underwater - Glasses stories - Board comedy: Eating in private - love ya!!!!!Check out our Patreon at ...

Deranged Rules Your Parents Invented

24 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

[VIDEO FOR THIS EP AVAILABLE ON YOUTUBE] Weird rules your parents had - Ironing Chat - Did Toni get pranked? - love ya!!!!!Check out our Patreon at pa...

Don't be THIS GUY at a Concert

24 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

[VIDEO FOR THIS EP AVAILABLE ON YOUTUBE] Ryan's new fashion statement - Spotlight v Bunnings - HOT TAKE TONI - love ya!!!!!Check out our Patreon at pa...

We Have Lost Our Pants

19 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

[VIDEO FOR THIS EP AVAILABLE ON YOUTUBE] What's Older - Normal or nah - Putting on pants - love ya!!!!!Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRya...

Surprise In The Back Of Her UBER

18 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

[VIDEO FOR THIS EP AVAILABLE ON YOUTUBE] 'Give A Fuck About' return - Alphabet order - At the pub - love ya!!!!!Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/T...

The Underbelly Of The Knitting World

17 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

[VIDEO FOR THIS EP AVAILABLE ON YOUTUBE] Exploding microwave - Moon vibrations - HOT TAKE TONI toast edition - love ya!!!!!Check out our Patreon at pa...

The Top 4 Guys In The World

16 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

[VIDEO FOR THIS EP AVAILABLE ON YOUTUBE] Exploding microwave - Moon vibrations - HOT TAKE TONI toast edition - love ya!!!!!Check out our Patreon at pa...

The WINNER of the GOLDEN TICKET TARPer

14 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

[VIDEO FOR THIS EP AVAILABLE ON YOUTUBE] LOVE YA!!!!! THANKS FOR PLAYING!!!Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join ou...

Exposing The Darkside Of The Muffin Industry

12 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

[VIDEO FOR THIS EP AVAILABLE ON YOUTUBE] Lourve password - NORMAL or Naaaomi - Scoop Jon cupcake investigation - love ya!!!!!Check out our Patreon at...

Would You Hook Up With A Customer?

11 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

[VIDEO FOR THIS EP AVAILABLE ON YOUTUBE] Customer flirting - Ryan's dogs - Shitting yourself - love ya!!!!!Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/Tonian...

Kicked Out of Facebook HQ

10 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

[VIDEO FOR THIS EP AVAILABLE ON YOUTUBE] Sizing crashout - Ryan vs Facebook - TARP confessions - love ya!!!!!Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/Toni...

The 2nd Worst Movie Of All Time

09 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

[VIDEO FOR THIS EP AVAILABLE ON YOUTUBE] Hot to limp meter -When you were tired - HOT TAKE TONI movie edition - love ya!!!!!Check out our Patreon at p...

We Found Google Maps’ Hidden Adventure Mode

05 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

[VIDEO FOR THIS EP AVAILABLE ON YOUTUBE] Adventure mode - Car chat - Normal or Nah - love ya!!!!!Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and...

The Flight Attendant vs Lasanga

04 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

[VIDEO FOR THIS EP AVAILABLE ON YOUTUBE] Lasagna on the plane - Grumpy Greg - Funny reviews - love ya!!!!!Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/Toniand...

The Communal Budgie Smuggler

03 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

[VIDEO FOR THIS EP AVAILABLE ON YOUTUBE] Ultimate good deed - Mystery enabler - Accidental groggy boggy - love ya!!!!!Check out our Patreon at patreon...

Protein Milk Revelations

02 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

[VIDEO FOR THIS EP AVAILABLE ON YOUTUBE] Meaty Milk - HOT TAKE TONI spider edition - Niche Perth chat - love ya!!!!!Check out our Patreon at patreon.c...

Solving the 12 Month Mystery

29 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

[VIDEO FOR THIS EP AVAILABLE ON YOUTUBE] NORMAL or NAH - LAST DAYS FOR CALENDARS! - Beep mystery - love ya!!!!!Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/To...

Proof Kids See Ghosts

28 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

[VIDEO FOR THIS EP AVAILABLE ON YOUTUBE] Ryan's nasty streak - sPooOoKy stories - Jessica Alba's house - love ya!!!!!Check out our Patreon at patreon....

The Curse Of Travel Tattoos

27 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

[VIDEO FOR THIS EP AVAILABLE ON YOUTUBE] Tattourism - Calendar + Golden Ticket FAQs - Ryan's graduation - love ya!!!!!Check out our Patreon at patreon...

The Most Hilarious Doctors Note

26 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

[VIDEO FOR THIS EP AVAILABLE ON YOUTUBE] We're back in studio bitches - Dr Lodge & Dr Dunn - HOT TAKE TONI - love ya!!!!!Check out our Patreon at ...

Toni's PowerPoint Pitch

22 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

[VIDEO FOR THIS EP AVAILABLE ON YOUTUBE] NORMAL or NAH... - FRIDGE CHAT - NORMAL or NAH (again) - love ya!!!!!Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/Ton...

The Weirdest Thing In Your Algorithm

21 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

[VIDEO FOR THIS EP AVAILABLE ON YOUTUBE] Dream chat - Animal algorithm - Board comedy - love ya!!!!!Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, ...

The Most Humiliating Gym Crush Fail

20 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

[VIDEO FOR THIS EP AVAILABLE ON YOUTUBE] Horny confession - Latvia? Hardly know er' - Spoiler chat - love ya!!!!!Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/...

The Hottest Grandpa Ever

19 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

[VIDEO FOR THIS EP AVAILABLE ON YOUTUBE] Funeral comedy - Hot Take Toni - Mango eating - love ya!!!!!Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan,...

Weeing In A Onesie

15 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

[VIDEO FOR THIS EP AVAILABLE ON YOUTUBE] NORMAL or NAH - Gobby from a ghost - Kid in the playground - love ya!!!!!Check out our Patreon at patreon.com...

She Got It In But Couldn't Get It Out

14 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

[VIDEO FOR THIS EP AVAILABLE ON YOUTUBE] A clumsy bunch - Pockets or nah - Onion outrage - love ya!!!!!Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRya...

The Sexiest Text Ever Sent

13 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

[VIDEO FOR THIS EP AVAILABLE ON YOUTUBE] Wontoni Soup - Texting confession - Australia's Golden Couple - love ya!!!!!Check out our Patreon at patreon....

THE GOLDEN TICKET TARPer

12 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

[VIDEO FOR THIS EP AVAILABLE ON YOUTUBE] Year of winning - 2026 CALENDAR AND GOLDEN TICKET TARPer - HOT TAKE TONI - love ya!!!!!Become a Champion TARP...

Why You Should ALWAYS Knock First

08 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

[VIDEO FOR THIS EP AVAILABLE ON YOUTUBE] Toilet incident - NORMAL or NAH - Saucy lil piggy- love ya!!!!!Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRy...

What Men Do When They're Alone

07 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

[VIDEO FOR THIS EP AVAILABLE ON YOUTUBE] Birks by November update - What's older? - Jatz and jerkin - love ya!!!!!Toni's YLTSI - Instagram (@tlanekova...

A Confession From A Celebrity

06 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

VIDEO FOR THIS EP AVAILABLE ON YOUTUBE - 9 Year Old Vet - Plane with a sunroof - Offending the cleaner - love ya!!!!!Ryan YLTSI - @spillingcolourandco...

Falling At A Funeral

05 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

[VIDEO FOR THIS EP AVAILABLE ON YOUTUBE] TARPers v stairs - HOT TAKE TONI - Michael Jordan's pool - love ya!!!!!Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/T...

A Strawberry Scandal

01 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

[VIDEO FOR THIS EP AVAILABLE ON YOUTUBE] NORMAL or NAH fruit edition - Strawberry scandal - House next door - love ya!!!!!Check out our Patreon at pat...

Why Being LATE Is Better

30 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

[VIDEO FOR THIS EP AVAILABLE ON YOUTUBE] Not New Segment About New News - Is that Michael Caine? - 4 degress of seperation - love ya!!!!!Toni's YLTSI ...

Hasta la vista loser

29 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

[VIDEO FOR THIS EP AVAILABLE ON YOUTUBE] InvenTARPer stories - Terminator for losers - TONI'S NEW GAME - love ya!!!!!Check out our Patreon at patreon....

Lazy, Crazy or Genius?

28 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

[VIDEO FOR THIS EP AVAILABLE ON YOUTUBE] Ryan's a liar - Laziest thing you've done - HOT TAKE TONI sport edition- love ya!!!!!Check out our Patreon at...

🌽 Hardcore Corn 🌽

24 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

[VIDEO FOR THIS EP AVAILABLE ON YOUTUBE] Normal or Nah - Surprise corn - Backing your best friends - love ya!!!!!Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/...

The Most Ridiculous Licenses in the World

23 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

[VIDEO FOR THIS EP AVAILABLE ON YOUTUBE] Australian Licenses - Really ruining punchlines - Expensive Drinks - love ya!!!!!Check out our Patreon at pat...

The Day I Lost My P€ni$

22 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

[VIDEO FOR THIS EP AVAILABLE ON YOUTUBE] Grandma's Secret Affair - Maria's magnet mission - Stick reviews - love ya!!!!!LINK TO MAGNET FORM - https://...

Why This $5 Rule Actually Works

21 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

[VIDEO FOR THIS EP AVAILABLE ON YOUTUBE] Wet in the car - Toni the enabler in action - HOT TAKE TONI - birksbynovember.com - love ya!!!!!Check out our...

Poo money, poo problems

14 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

[VIDEO FOR THIS EP AVAILABLE ON YOUTUBE] Most expensive shit - Hot take Ryan - Hot take Toni - love ya!!!!!Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/Tonian...

Ryan Celine Dion Jon Dunn

10 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

[VIDEO FOR THIS EP AVAILABLE ON YOUTUBE] Normal or nah - Celine Ryan Dion / Ryan Jon Dion - Charles v Taubs - love ya!!!!!Check out our Patreon at pat...

What to do when you're sick

09 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

[VIDEO FOR THIS EP AVAILABLE ON YOUTUBE] Milk mythbusters - Old school d*ck pics - Toni the enabler - love ya!!!!!Check out our Patreon at patreon.com...

A bumcrack stroke from heaven

08 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

[VIDEO FOR THIS EP AVAILABLE ON YOUTUBE] Ethical dilemma - Miracle of human biology - Sherlock Tones - love ya!!!!!Check out our Patreon at patreon.co...

Farting In Front Of Your Partner

07 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

[VIDEO FOR THIS EP AVAILABLE ON YOUTUBE] First fart romance - Toni Lodge Law - Moot chat - love ya!!!!!Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRya...

Australians Discover Rainforest Cafe

03 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

[VIDEO FOR THIS EP AVAILABLE ON YOUTUBE] Normal or Nah floor edition - Rainforest cafe - Forrest Gump - love ya!!!!!Check out our Patreon at patreon.c...

Poopin' On A Plane

02 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

[VIDEO FOR THIS EP AVAILABLE ON YOUTUBE] Things that feel illegal - Keep cup scoop - Plane toilet Etiquette - love ya!!!!!Check out our Patreon at pat...

Caught Naked In The City

01 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

[VIDEO FOR THIS EP AVAILABLE ON YOUTUBE] Guest Pippa - Naked at ya Mum's door - Who's with who - love ya!!!!!Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/Toni...

The Rules For Travelling With Friends

31 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

[VIDEO FOR THIS EP AVAILABLE ON YOUTUBE] Travelling with friends - Hot Plant-Take Toni - The Summer I Turned Hot - love ya!!!!!Check out our Patreon a...

Toni vs the US Health Care System

20 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

[VIDEO FOR THIS EP AVAILABLE ON YOUTUBE] Ryan Moving Rooms - Engagement Ring Hunt - Getting Injured in Another Country - love ya!!!!!Check o...

Toni Has Broken Her Foot

19 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

[VIDEO FOR THIS EP AVAILABLE ON YOUTUBE] Sympathy Limerick - "Had a Fall" - Target Bag of Ice - love ya!!!!!Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/...

What Your Phone Says About You

18 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

[VIDEO FOR THIS EP AVAILABLE ON YOUTUBE] 4D Porn Cinema, Safari Scandal, Titanic Travesty - love ya!!!!!Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/Toni...

What JILL ZARIN and TONI LODGE have in common

17 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

[VIDEO FOR THIS EP AVAILABLE ON YOUTUBE] VTS: Vagine The Scenes - Bald Eagles In The Sky - TARP vs Border Security - love ya!!!!!Check out our Patreon...

Toni At The Skatepark

13 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

[VIDEO FOR THIS EP AVAILABLE ON YOUTUBE] NORMAL OR NAH - Drink Bottles In The Bathroom - Airport announcements - love ya!!!!!Check out our Patreon at ...

Hard Snake On A Plane

12 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

[VIDEO FOR THIS EP AVAILABLE ON YOUTUBE] Canadian's are the nicest people in the world - Accidently Stealing A Car - Horny movie - love ya!!!!!Check o...

Toni Forgot To Shave Something

11 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

[VIDEO FOR THIS EP AVAILABLE ON YOUTUBE] North American Toilets - Confessions *global edition* - Outback Steakhouse review - love ya!!!!!Check out our...

LIVE from our Boat Party!!!

10 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

[VIDEO FOR THIS EP AVAILABLE ON YOUTUBE] HAAAAPPPPYYYYYYYYY FOURTH BIRTHDAY TO US!!!!! love ya!!!!!Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, a...

Slippery Dolphins and Mother Teresa (not the same story)

06 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

[VIDEO FOR THIS EP AVAILABLE ON YOUTUBE] Slippery Dolphins in Bed - Normal or Nah - The news when we were 4 - love ya!!!!!Check out our Patreon at pat...

SUN and SUNGLASSES: A Conspiracy

05 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

[VIDEO FOR THIS EP AVAILABLE ON YOUTUBE] Boat party warning - Anti-pest-o - That's Life - love ya!!!!!Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan...

Sneaky Sexy Single Mum

04 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

[VIDEO FOR THIS EP AVAILABLE ON YOUTUBE] Hot Highschool Reunion - Capt Toni might get arrested - Detective Dunn / in the bathroom - love ya!!!!!Check ...

Accidentally Naked

03 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

[VIDEO FOR THIS EP AVAILABLE ON YOUTUBE] Accidentally Naked - Birthday Coincidence Chat - You've been scorched - love ya!!!!!Check out our Patreon at ...

Spider in the Studio

30 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

[VIDEO FOR THIS EP AVAILABLE ON YOUTUBE] Thrive-through worldwide - CLUE 1 !!!! - Comfort boners - love ya!!!!!Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/To...

Banned from Babysitting

29 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

[VIDEO FOR THIS EP AVAILABLE ON YOUTUBE] Do YOU give a f*ck about this? - Setting the table - Aunt Totti at your service - love ya!!!!!Check out our P...

Who's The Toughest TARPer?

28 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

[VIDEO FOR THIS EP AVAILABLE ON YOUTUBE] Toughest TARPer - BIG ANNOUNCEMENT - Online shopping diasterrrrr - love ya!!!!!Check out our Patreon at patre...

Kissing a Celebrity

27 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

[VIDEO FOR THIS EP AVAILABLE ON YOUTUBE]Matcha Latte - HOT TAKE TONI REVEAL- Christmas Ham - love ya!!!!!Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandR...

Ryan Hates an Aussie Classic

23 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

[VIDEO FOR THIS EP AVAILABLE ON YOUTUBE] Normal or Nah - Toni lodge school of finance - Health investments - love ya!!!!!Check out our Patreon at patr...

5 Ways To Be Cool

22 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

[VIDEO FOR THIS EP AVAILABLE ON YOUTUBE] The science of coolness - Just fucking write it down - Accidental I love you - love ya!!!!!Check out our Patr...

Do You Have a Sex Map?

21 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

[VIDEO FOR THIS EP AVAILABLE ON YOUTUBE] Do You Have Sex Map? - Toni's First CWA Meet Up - Two Dumb Bitches - love ya!!!!!Check out our Patreon at pat...

Crime In A Toyota Yaris

20 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

[VIDEO FOR THIS EP AVAILABLE ON YOUTUBE] Fucked car stories - Toni's been to spotlight - Gold Coast / Gospel / Chapter - love ya!!!!!Check out our Pat...

Friendships That Actually Make You Happier

16 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

[VIDEO FOR THIS EP AVAILABLE ON YOUTUBE] Pre Gig Listening - Sticky Fingers - Intergenerational friendships - love ya!!!!!Check out our Patreon at pat...

Best Place To Find A Boyfriend

15 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

[VIDEO FOR THIS EP AVAILABLE ON YOUTUBE] Dabbing and flossing - Crazy wives tales - Toni's hot tip to find a boyfriend - love ya!!!!!Check out our Pat...

CAUGHT RED HANDED in the REARVIEW MIRROR

14 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

[VIDEO FOR THIS EP AVAILABLE ON YOUTUBE] Worst thing you've seen in a car - Ryan's looking hot on zoom - How To Mix Drinks - love ya!!!!!Check out our...