Toni and Ryan
Episodes
The milk of Toni Lodge
09 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Delicious milk, great friendships, testing Toni and the movie 'Friends With Benefits'. Love ya! T xx Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan,...
Pet VS Partner
08 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
TWIN CONSPIRACIES and loving your partner more than your pet. Love ya! T xx Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join o...
Is it too late to Wordle?
07 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
We chat about what we've missed the boat on, and things you can say to an Uber driver and also in the bedroom. Love ya! Toni xx Check out our Patreon ...
Thanks for coming... On my face
06 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
An awkward encounter with a neighbour, audio KWEEN and some of your feedback. Love ya! Toni xx Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and m...
The best breakups
02 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The right way to break up with someone, and our sliding doors moments in life. Love ya! T xx Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and mak...
Harrowing Haircut
01 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The perfect use of the word harrowing, with the worst date I've ever heard. Love you! Toni xx Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and ma...
How NOT to eat an Apple
28 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
How to eat an Apple, Dubbo News and Things you can say at a Pool Party and also in the Bedroom. Love ya! Toni xxx Check out our Patreon at patreon.com...
Testing Toni
27 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
I don't think I will bother coming in for tomorrow's episode 😂 Love ya! Toni x Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you ...
F@#$!% PHYLLIS!
23 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Phyllis from Pennsylvania has had it worse than ANY of us! Love you all (but not Phyllis) T xxx Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and ...
Death on a date 💀
22 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
One of the worst things that could happen on a date - a death. And a verrryyyy relatable normal or nah. Love ya! T xx Check out our Patreon at patreon...
How to choose what to have for dinner
21 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Problems of thinking of what to cook for dinner are OVER!! Let us know in our facebook group or at #spotifindmymeal! Love ya! T Check out our Patreon ...
Working with Dizzee Rascal
20 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
We try and strike a celebrity deal, a Bagel faux pas and your pork sword feedback. Love ya! T x Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and ...
Cosplay at the gas station
16 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
We argue about Ryan's top three facts and talk about the DUMBEST FUCKING THINGS you've ever heard. Love ya! T xx Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/...
The Pork Sword
15 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
We talk about 'Pork Swords' and gripes with the Post Office. Love ya! T xxx Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join o...
The Dessert Police
14 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Things you can say while you're cleaning the house and also in the bedroom, and a pun to overtake all puns!!! Love ya, Toni xx Check out our Patreon a...
Balcony bangers are back
13 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
My neighbours are at it again and they're happy to celebrate Valentines Day. Plus - did I buy Ryan a shit gift or not?! Love ya! T xxx Check out our P...
Purple Headed Womb Ferret 🍆
09 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Empowering each other and our TARPers talking about our weird body quirks, and talking about Zombieland. Love ya!!! T x Check out our Patreon at patre...
The greatest fact EVER!
08 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Showering with your partner, my amazing fact, and a love triangle that we need your advice on! Love ya! T xxx Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/Ton...
FINALLY in bed together
07 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Thanks to our friends at Ecosa - Ryan and I are finally in bed together! Things you can say while you're online shopping, and also in the bedroom! And...
Don't say this on a date
06 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
We don't often give dating advice but this is essential. Plus the audio queen returns and Ryan's lost his wallet but THIS TIME!!! It's not his fault! ...
Who made it weird?
02 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Shockingly, the Thursday ep got weird! Hehe we chat about Inglorious Basterds and open up the Dunn Lodge-isitics Travel Agency. Love ya! T xx Check ou...
Our first kiss 💋
01 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The best normal or nah ever, plus we learn which room the bath should go in, and all about a sexy first kiss. Love ya! T xx Check out our Patreon at p...
Your partner HATES this
31 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
How we like the aircon, and things you can say in THE restaurant and the bedroom! Love ya! Toni xx Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, a...
WE'RE BACK BABY!
30 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
She's back on the air with a Covid update and some feedback from last week. Love ya! Toni xxx Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and ma...
👶 Advice To New Fathers 👶
24 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Toni officially has the spicy cough but the show must go on! Hear about mums who clean, kids asking sex questions and midwives give advice to new fath...
🌶️ The Spicy Cough 🌶️
23 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
It's finally happened. COVID has made its way into TARP land, Taubsland and the Torberone Empire. When you had the spicy cough, did you crave or buy a...
I thought I was on mute 😬
19 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Your worst Zoom Call not-on-mute stories, and Ryan has accidentally broken his mate's trust. Love ya! Toni xxx Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/To...
D🍆ck pics in the group chat
18 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
We share some of your 'coming out' stories, and ask a normal or nah about group weeing situations. Love ya! Toni xx Check out our Patreon at patreon.c...
Four weddings and a bedroom
17 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Things you can say at a wedding and in the bedroom, and risking everything for free shipping! Love ya! Toni Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/Tonia...
Flashing your colleagues
16 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The moment we've all been waiting for: The final nipple update! And your best condom stories. Love ya! Toni x Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/Ton...
The towel is 'fine'
12 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
FINALLY - we get to the bottom of the towel that was on Ryan's bottom. Ya love to see it! Toni xx Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, an...
Condoms and a meat pie
11 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Two things I bet your never expected to see in the same sentence - but it might be something that saves your one night stand! Love ya! Toni xxx Check ...
Ryan accidentally shaved 'it'
10 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
How can you accidentally shave something, you ask? Ryan has found a way!! Plus things you can say to a Delivery Driver and in the bedroom, and my (Ton...
F😱😱😱ing famous people
09 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
I went to call this episode 'sleeping with celebrities' which was a bit more low-key, but we'd already done it 😅 We also chat about some feedback. ...
A rich tapestry of culture
05 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
I'm going to talk to you alllll about Aussie culture (?) and Ryan needs to know, who is the BULLY?!?! Love ya! Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/To...
Coming out at Christmas
04 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Please tell me you read the title Coming out at Christmas to the tune of 'taaaaking care of business'. Just me? Cool. Normal or Nah and some ruined Ch...
Obnoxious new Toni
03 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Apparently I'm obnoxious now, but in my eyes nothing has changed. Also things you can say in a Library and also in the bedroom! Love ya, T xxx Check o...
The numbers are in!
02 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
We promised you all LAST YEAR that we would call Ryan's hairdresser if we hit a certain number of members of our Patreon - and the results are in. Lov...
HR doesn't want j😱zz
29 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
You get to meet Comedy Carmody, hear an ATROCIOUS first date from Dr Kelly and a bit of a shit story too. Love ya so much - thanks for all of your sup...
The Loudest Moan
28 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
A couple of Normal or Nah's, and the best thing to happen to the bedroom since 1000 thread count sheets: Toni Lodge. Love ya! Check out our Patreon at...
Who wants kids?
27 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Round 2 of Dream chat from me, and things you can say in a supermarket, and also in the bedroom. Love ya! Toni xx Check out our Patreon at patreon.com...
Pre-Paid Anus
26 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Another grooming mishaps story - and my very expensive car wash mistake. Love ya! Toni xxx Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make ...
Fun in a Float Tank
22 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
I've gotten myself into an awkward situation, and Ryan and I exchange our Secret Santa gifts!!! Our last ep before Christmas - so love you all LOADS a...
Stages of Friendship
21 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
A question on a stage of friendship that Ryan and I don't even have yet!!!! Also we talk about our movie of the week - Home Alone! Love ya! Toni xxx C...
Pete Davidson: The 8th Wonder of the World
20 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Audio Queen back with my best performance YET - plus what you can say whilst putting up your Christmas Tree and also in the bedroom. Love ya! T xx Che...
Towel update 💩
19 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Ryan told a story of something so FOUL and so CRAZY last week - so I (Toni) read your feedback. Love ya! x Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/Tonian...
😱 RYAN WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!?! 😱
15 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
There is NO coming back from this one, Ryan. Wow wow wow. Love ya, T xx Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our F...
Chatroom romance 🔥
14 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
We hear about dirt from Disneyland straight from the horse's mouth, we have another round of Normal or Nah, and some more MSN Messenger Mishaps. Love ...
Santa comes once a year 😏
13 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Things you can say to Santa and in the bedroom, Ryan has another round of 'who's the jerk?' and I have a nipple update. Love ya! T x Check out our Pat...
Rough and Ready!
12 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
I (Toni) need your advice on what to take to a family Christmas, we cover when to return a gift, and we explain Lara's Bingle. Love ya T xxx Check out...
Porkin' Peter Pan
08 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Workplace Secret Santa, Shrek 2, and another dirty Disneyland story. Love ya! T x Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you ...
Meet Toni's Finance Team
07 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
What started as an innocent Normal or Nah, has turned into a true sledge-fest. We also talk about our new friend Sunny and her hobbies, and workplace ...
Lara Bingle!
06 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Things you can say on the Golf Course and in the Bedroom, I get yelled at by a waiter, and LARA BINGLE. Love ya! T x Check out our Patreon at patreon....
Sex with listeners
05 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Ryan has been up to no good with listeners, and I tackle another round of Audio Queen! Love ya! T xx Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan,...
Ryan Ridin' Dirty
01 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Ryan's wearing a G-String, and we FINALLY watched American Psycho! We also chat with our #1 TARPer Trilby! Love ya! T x Learn more about your ad choic...
Normal or Nah: Your partner's ☎️
30 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Do you remember important phone numbers, or rely on your iPhone?! And I have a chicken based apology. Love ya! T xx Check out our Patreon at patreon.c...
Spit or Swallow... at the Dentist
29 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Things you can say at the Dentist and also in the Bedroom, I need to talk about my nipples, and I owe a listener an apology. Love you! T x Check out o...
Crotchless Underwear Caution
28 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
My laugh's alter-ego Mr Wheezy is back after this round of Internet Mishaps, and something terrible happened to me when I tried to train for our runni...
Who's the Jerk?
24 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Ryan is an absolute TURKEY as asks me who I think is a jerk out of him and someone else... (it will always be him) WE ALSOOOOO talked about The Dark K...
A😱N😱L in the kitchen?!?!
23 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
A misleading title that you would have seen coming if you listened to the last two episodes. Crushing boxes and built in underwear - plus we have agre...
Storming Out of a Restaurant
22 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
We all know how incredibly awkward it can be when you're at a restaurant and you're not super jazzed with the vibe... but would you do what Ryan did?!...
Dirty in DisneyLand
21 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
You won't beliiieevveeee what I did in Disneyland! Am I headed straight to PRISON?!?!?! Love you! Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, an...
Come Over for a Flog
17 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Happy FOURTH EPISODE OF THE WEEK! How are we possibly doing it?! Very sexy and verryyyyyy cool. Reviews of She's The Man, Ryan stitching up a housemat...
The Family Spew Bowl
16 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Please don't lie to us and say this isn't normal, because we know you had one too!!! Another round of Normal or Nah coming your way - and make sure yo...
The WORST WAY to Shop Online
15 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
I'm feeling very attacked here, but I'm worried it might be valid! Alsoooo things you can say as a cop and also in the bedroom. Love u Check out our P...
Squirting in an Uber
14 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Something terrible happened to me (Toni) in the back of an Uber - and I'm being tested on my knowledge of other countries AGAIN. Love ya! Check out ou...
Eye Masks & Parenting Experience
09 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
I'm making TWO bold claims today - please support me! Hehehe love ya x Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Fa...
Sexy Balconies & The Notebook
08 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Ryan has really thrown me under the bus here. We chat about sexy balconies, things you can say on a Plane and also in the Bedroom - and we talk about ...
Poetry from the Heart
07 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Ryan has written a beautiful poem for us - and we also have some feedback and Audio Queen Round 2. Love ya! Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/Tonia...
Ryan's Real Estate Rant
02 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Ryan HATES something he's seen in houses and he needs to get it off his chest! And I have to complain about something too. Shocker. Love you so much!!...
Flushing the Toilet & Easy A
01 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
I've realised I do something that affects the household, and we talk about things you can say in the Gym and the Bedroom. Love you! Check out our Patr...
The Audio QUEEN
31 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Now I know YOU know that I (Toni) write these descriptions, so the title seems reaaalllllyyyy self indulgent but JUST. YOU. WAIT. We also talk about b...
BONUS: It's HaloweeEeeEEeEEen Week!
27 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Or as someone messaged me on Instagram.... Halloweek. Sorry for losing my touch so early in the game. We chat Halloween Pickup Lines, Halloween in Aus...
Manscaping Mishaps
26 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
We hear your BEST home-grooming mishaps and I need to know how far is too far to go for your partner. Love ya Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/Ton...
WE VS THE WORLD
25 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Engagement rings, quizzes and things you can say in the car, and also in the bedroom. Love ya Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and ma...
Socks in the Bedroom
24 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Ryan wants to know about how we all feel about socks in the boudoir, and I have a stigma to break with us Melburnians coming out of lockdown FINALLY. ...
A Life-Changing Phonecall
19 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
How to NOT act in a massage, a bad first date, and maybe a career change for little old me...? Love ya!!! Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/Toniand...
Birthdays & Bedroom Chat
18 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Ryan and I have STRONG opinions on adult birthdays. Plus, things you can say in the BEDROOM and also to a tradie. Love ya Check out our Patreon at pat...
Awkward Tradie Encounters
17 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
I need to chat about things people hated but came around to in the end, and Ryan has a belter of a story about how hard being a celebrity is when Trad...
Trapped in a Cave
12 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Another TERRIBLE first date story to share, plus I need to know what you would grab if your house was on fire because Taubs has done an awful job at o...
Getting Frisky on Zoom
11 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Ryan and I are chatting about the movie Bride Wars today - and also we tackle the big issues: What you could say on a Work Zoom Call and also in the b...
Is it too early for nicknames?
10 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
I have a very pressing and very important question for Ryan - and it's about how close we are. Plus we talk about showering and Squid Game and like......
Toni's Sexy Audiobook Audition
05 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
I've decided I want to read sexy audiobooks! Also we have a very exciting offer to our biggest fans in PERTH which you'll love, and you can find our m...
Sexy Hospitals
04 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
We need to chat about Kath and Kim, and also things you can say in a Hospital, and also in the Bedroom. Also we started a Patreon!!! You can find it a...
Ryan's Injury & Our Announcement
03 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Ryan has been very shady about an injury he has faced during the week, and also we announce our Patreon!! You can find it at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, ...
Bread, Murder and a Cheese Kransky
28 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
I mean it's just all incredibly ominous isn't it. We need to talk about loyalty and rock bottom relationships. Make sure you have a peek into our Fac...
Sleeping with Celebrities
27 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Today we need to chat about Mean Girls, and also how that ties into sleeping with a celebrity. Plus we cover what you can say during an EARTHQUAKE and...
Aussie Sayings: EXPLAINED
26 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
We know that we basically don't speak English in Australia, so we thought we'd explain or TRANSLATE what we actually mean when we talk. Also I have a ...
Toni's Business Deal
21 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
There's something that I've been saying for a while is good, that Ryan disagrees with... THE CHICKEN DEBATE: KFC VS RED ROOSTER. Will we find a winner...
What's your Sex Meal?
20 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
I'm SUCH an overachiever, I've coined a term and I didn't even REALISE!! Plus things you can say in the bedroom... AND at a Funeral. Have your say on ...
Ryan's Shaking & Toni's Cooking
19 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
I don't think fish should go in a dishwasher but apparently people disagree. And Ryan does something with his butt in his house that other people migh...
Funeral Directors and Piña Coladas
14 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
I'm really sorry for what you're about to hear - lots of people will be upset with my accusations but I'm SO happy to finally have this off my chest. ...
Movie Reviews & Birthday Parties
13 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
We hope you've all done your homework - because we're about to blow your MINDS with the OFFICIAL He's All That review. Love u Find #ToniAndRyan on Ins...
Jail, JB Hi-Fi, and The Dalai Lama
12 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This episode has truly gone in some WEIRD directions but #yaluvtoseeit. There's nothing more I can say here, you just need to listen. I promise you'll...
Stubborn Partners and Coffee Snobs
07 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Okay so actually the correct term was coffee bitches, SORRY BRIGITTE! Hope you love this ep because we LOVED making it. Make sure you join our Faceboo...
Pour some gravy on my breast
05 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
As always things get out of hand (sorry) and we talk about things you can say in two unlikely places, an annoying gripe Toni has with her partner and ...
Ryan's been caught CHEATING
31 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
I know what you're all thinking - how can it be?! You need to hear this one. Plus we chat about me needing to get a stylist (rude). Love u xxx Find #T...
Has Toni been paying attention?
29 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Ryan makes Toni's dreams comes true and undresses!... Just kidding - he organises a cute little audition which is a TRUE DREAM for TLodge. Plus Zoom h...
Hypothetical Baby Names
24 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
So it seems our sexual chemistry has reached through the phone and some people are confused - don't worry - so are we. Toni and Ryan chat being open a...
T-Pain and Tinder Bios
22 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Hi! Welcome to the first episode of the rest of your life. Toni and Ryan chat about cat allergies, some heartwarming stories, and choccy mousse. Love ...