Toni and Ryan

Ye Olde Pickup Lines

08 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Ryan tests me on my flap-level, and we try and pick each other up using the best Ye-Olde rhymes. Love ya! Toni xx Check out our Patreon at patreon.com...

Cheesey Stringer on the Toilet

07 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Your best normal or nahs - and my FUCKED FACT is back!!!!! If you have an amazing fucked fact, please post it on today's thread in our facebook group....

Mortadella? I hardly know her!

06 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The best things you can say at the Deli and also in the bedroom! And Ryan made a cock of himself. Love ya! Toni xx Check out our Patreon at patreon.co...

Is Ryan coming on too strong?

05 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Ryan's worried he's come across badly and misread a professional relationship, which is exactly what happened to us last week. Love ya! Toni xxx Check...

💦 on the highway

01 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Unbelievable jizz stories, and we chat about the AMAZING MOVIE 10 Things I Hate About You! Love ya Toni xxx Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/Tonia...

The ultimate sacrifice

31 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Normal or Nah, and the ultimate sacrifice that Toni needs help on. Love you!!! Toni xx Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure...

At the basketball + in the bedroom

30 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Lots and lots of Kardashian chat which I don't regret for even one moment! Plus are you a bogan? Which feels a lot like 'is Toni a bogan? Love you! To...

Vegan at Karen's Diner

29 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

I'm comin' atcha - Toni Lodge international DJ! Plus we went for dinner at Karen's Diner and someone on our table was booed, but WHO booed? Love ya! T...

A surprise for Toni

25 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Taubs has organised a gift that's going to ROCK. MY WORLD. You'll love it. Love from Toni xxx Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and ma...

Post Coital Hunger

24 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Normal or Nah, post-cum hunger and the hierarchy of communication makes a comeback. PLUS an elite meme from TLODGE. Love ya!!! Toni xxx Check out our ...

At Bunnings and in the Bedroom

23 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Things you can say at Bunnings and also in the Bedroom - plus Ryan's 'fave' salespeople. Love ya!!! Toni xx Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/Tonia...

Pulling out is not an option

22 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Audio Queen vibes for a Monday and your feedback from the last week. Love ya! Toni xxx Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure...

Shareholder Update - from Hollywood

19 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Very exciting news from us (which we accidentally gave away yesterday and Ryan told heaps of people lol) but an exciting update nonetheless!!! Love yo...

The Hierarchy of Communication

18 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The do's and don'ts of texting VS calling - and your breakup stories! Love ya! Toni xx Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure...

Single Toni

17 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Sometimes your partner is right, and sometimes, they're.... right. Plus the best normal or nahs for the week. Love ya! Toni xx Check out our Patreon a...

On Election Day and in the Bedroom

16 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

With the upcoming Aussie election, we stayed on theme. Plus why you've been kicked out of your town. 24 minutes in I made a joke about Irish music tha...

Semen Sample

15 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Not click bait - and a genuine episode name. Hehehe love ya! Toni xxx Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Fac...

Victims of Medical Comedy

11 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Embarrassing sexy time injuries, and our recap of Twilight, including a VERY embarrassing story from my teenage years. Love you! Toni xx Check out our...

Ryan fisting at work

10 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Normal or Nah, and my tech problems!!! Love ya!! Toni xxx Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group!...

Camping and in the Bedroom

09 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Things you can say while Camping and in the Bedroom - and reasons why you've been disowned by your hometown. Love ya!! Toni xx Check out our Patreon a...

The truth about Chicken Wings

08 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Toni and Ryan, or should I say - Karen Lodge and Karen Jon fire up! Plus, all of your feedback from last week!! Love ya! Toni xx Check out our Patreon...

TARP Shareholder Meeting

05 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The worst four words in the English language: WE NEED TO TALK! But I can make a promise - it's good news. Love ya!!! Toni xxx Check out our Patreon at...

Illegal jokes

04 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Ryan and I have banded together to bring you the best illegal jokes around Mother's Day for 2022. Lots of love to anyone who might need it this weeken...

DITCH YOUR UNDERWEAR

03 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

I said some crazy things in this episode when it comes to NORMAL OR NAH: CLEANING EDITION. Also - I started a movement!! Love ya Toni xxx Check out ou...

In the Courtroom & in the Bedroom

02 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Things you can say in the Courtroom and in the Bedroom and some advice for our mate Mikey. Love ya! T xx Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandR...

Audio Queen VS Kebab

01 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The Audio Queen or audio 'she's alright' is back, and Ryan proves he was in Wicked. Love ya! T xx Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, an...

Hookup Helpers

27 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

My new favourite segment, and Ryan watches Rick and Morty. Love ya!! T xx Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our...

An adult purchase

26 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

I try to figure out how Normal or Nah works, and I need advice on an adult purchase. Love ya! Toni xx Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan...

At the Hairdresser and in the Bedroom

25 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Things you can say at the hairdresser and also in the bedroom, plus a job that short people can't do. Love you! Toni xxx Check out our Patreon at patr...

Best way to fight with your partner

24 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

We're back! Ryan has a HARROWING travel story, and I have found the best way to fight with your partner or housemate. Love ya! T xx Check out our Patr...

THROWBACK: On a Zoom Meeting and in the Bedroom

20 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Rounding out the week is Ally D(r)uckett! She's throwing back to things you can say on a Zoom Meeting and also in the bedroom, plus when you need to d...

THROWBACK: At Dinner and also in the Bedroom

19 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Jared McQuaig on the mic to co-host today! He's throwing back to a few faves - things you can say at Dinner and also in the Bedroom (the OG!!!) and al...

THROWBACK: In Hospital and in the Bedroom

18 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Day two of our throwback episodes is co-hosted by the WONDERFUL Monique DaRocha - can't believe she stepped off the treadmill tbh! She throws back to ...

THROWBACK: At a Funeral and in the Bedroom

17 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Ryan has COVID so THE BIG WOOT IS HOSTING and throwing it back to Toni and Ryan chatting funerals and bedrooms, and that time Ryan went to jail and no...

Ryan is FLAPPED

13 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

You never thought you'd see it - but Ryan is flapped today! We chat about Cruella and we clarify some language we use. Love ya! T xxx Check out our Pa...

Saying Sorry

12 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Ryan's made a fool of himself at the Dentist, and we talk about what gives you the ick! Love ya Toni xxxx Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/Toniand...

On a Cruise and in the Bedroom

11 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Things you can say on a CRUISE and in the bedroom, and HARROWING cheating stories. Love ya!! Toni xx Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan,...

BIG POPCORN

10 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

We're talking about conspiracies and BIG POPCORN. Plus your feedback from last week! Love ya! Toni xx Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan...

Don't piss off a locksmith

06 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Tradies need to SORT THEIR SHIT OUT!!! Love ya, T xx Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Fin...

Peeing on Christian Hull

05 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Comedian extraordinaire Christian Hull joins us for a verrrrry naughty episode for normal or nah and Grindr gone wrong. Love ya! T xx Check out our Pa...

On the Farm and in the Bedroom

04 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

It's Tuesday, so we're talking about things we can say on the farm and in the bathroom, and I had to go to the doctor for something VERY Toni and VERY...

We complained to the manager

03 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

We discuss DAYLIGHT ROBBERY and I write some letters to the manager, and we read some feedback on last week. Love ya!!! T xx Check out our Patreon at ...

Is Toni cheating?

30 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

My boyfriend confronted me about a suspicious text message, and we talk about The Lion King. Love ya! T xx Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/Tonian...

Buying a ringtone

29 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Remember buying ringtones?! Also I had multiple scooters STOLEN from me. Love ya! T xx Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure...

Who's pressing Toni's buttons?

28 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Things you can say at the FOOTBALL and also in the bedroom. Plus something that fucks me off - surprise surprise!!! Love ya Toni x Check out our Patre...

Fabulous Dog VS Audio Queen

27 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Two queens take each other on for the Audio Queen, and some feedback from last week. Love ya!!! T xxx Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan...

Do you smell what Laroq is cooking?

23 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The dumbest things you've ever heard and Ryan is a grumpy old man while reviewing Geordie Shore. Love ya! T x Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/Ton...

Undoing Toni's bra

22 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Taking off bras in a quick fire Normal or Nah and awkward emails. Love ya! T x Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you joi...

Ryan's karma

21 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Finally Ryan get's his comeuppance for letting his phone go flat all the fucking time - and we chat about things you can say in SPACE and also in the ...

Don't mention the towel!

21 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Ryan has a favour to ask us all - but I think he deserves it!! Plus an amazing strategy for the next time you invite Ryan over for dinner. Love ya! To...

Ryan's shrinkage

16 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Shrinkage, but not in the way you might think! A muffin top and I explain the plot of the movie TENET. Love ya!!!! Toni xx Check out our Patreon at pa...

Sexy music and Gorilla groans

15 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

A great new Normal or Nah and Monique Da Rocha has gone Monique Da Rogue-a!!!! Love ya T xx Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make...

Who gets custody of the dog?

14 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Things you can say to a pirate and Ryan's Radio Tales! Love ya xx Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Faceboo...

You won't believe it's not law!

13 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Wheels and doors, Australian 'laws' and the FUNNIEST JOKE EVER. Love ya! T xxx Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you joi...

The milk of Toni Lodge

09 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Delicious milk, great friendships, testing Toni and the movie 'Friends With Benefits'. Love ya! T xx Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan,...

Pet VS Partner

08 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

TWIN CONSPIRACIES and loving your partner more than your pet. Love ya! T xx Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join o...

Is it too late to Wordle?

07 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

We chat about what we've missed the boat on, and things you can say to an Uber driver and also in the bedroom. Love ya! Toni xx Check out our Patreon ...

Thanks for coming... On my face

06 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

An awkward encounter with a neighbour, audio KWEEN and some of your feedback. Love ya! Toni xx Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and m...

The best breakups

02 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The right way to break up with someone, and our sliding doors moments in life. Love ya! T xx Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and mak...

Harrowing Haircut

01 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The perfect use of the word harrowing, with the worst date I've ever heard. Love you! Toni xx Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and ma...

How NOT to eat an Apple

28 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

How to eat an Apple, Dubbo News and Things you can say at a Pool Party and also in the Bedroom. Love ya! Toni xxx Check out our Patreon at patreon.com...

Testing Toni

27 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

I don't think I will bother coming in for tomorrow's episode 😂 Love ya! Toni x Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you ...

F@#$!% PHYLLIS!

23 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Phyllis from Pennsylvania has had it worse than ANY of us! Love you all (but not Phyllis) T xxx Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and ...

Death on a date 💀

22 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

One of the worst things that could happen on a date - a death. And a verrryyyy relatable normal or nah. Love ya! T xx Check out our Patreon at patreon...

How to choose what to have for dinner

21 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Problems of thinking of what to cook for dinner are OVER!! Let us know in our facebook group or at #spotifindmymeal! Love ya! T Check out our Patreon ...

Working with Dizzee Rascal

20 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

We try and strike a celebrity deal, a Bagel faux pas and your pork sword feedback. Love ya! T x Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and ...

Cosplay at the gas station

16 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

We argue about Ryan's top three facts and talk about the DUMBEST FUCKING THINGS you've ever heard. Love ya! T xx Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/...

The Pork Sword

15 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

We talk about 'Pork Swords' and gripes with the Post Office. Love ya! T xxx Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join o...

The Dessert Police

14 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Things you can say while you're cleaning the house and also in the bedroom, and a pun to overtake all puns!!! Love ya, Toni xx Check out our Patreon a...

Balcony bangers are back

13 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

My neighbours are at it again and they're happy to celebrate Valentines Day. Plus - did I buy Ryan a shit gift or not?! Love ya! T xxx Check out our P...

Purple Headed Womb Ferret 🍆

09 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Empowering each other and our TARPers talking about our weird body quirks, and talking about Zombieland. Love ya!!! T x Check out our Patreon at patre...

The greatest fact EVER!

08 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Showering with your partner, my amazing fact, and a love triangle that we need your advice on! Love ya! T xxx Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/Ton...

FINALLY in bed together

07 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Thanks to our friends at Ecosa - Ryan and I are finally in bed together! Things you can say while you're online shopping, and also in the bedroom! And...

Don't say this on a date

06 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

We don't often give dating advice but this is essential. Plus the audio queen returns and Ryan's lost his wallet but THIS TIME!!! It's not his fault! ...

Who made it weird?

02 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Shockingly, the Thursday ep got weird! Hehe we chat about Inglorious Basterds and open up the Dunn Lodge-isitics Travel Agency. Love ya! T xx Check ou...

Our first kiss 💋

01 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The best normal or nah ever, plus we learn which room the bath should go in, and all about a sexy first kiss. Love ya! T xx Check out our Patreon at p...

Your partner HATES this

31 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

How we like the aircon, and things you can say in THE restaurant and the bedroom! Love ya! Toni xx Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, a...

WE'RE BACK BABY!

30 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

She's back on the air with a Covid update and some feedback from last week. Love ya! Toni xxx Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and ma...

👶 Advice To New Fathers 👶

24 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Toni officially has the spicy cough but the show must go on! Hear about mums who clean, kids asking sex questions and midwives give advice to new fath...

🌶️ The Spicy Cough 🌶️

23 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

It's finally happened. COVID has made its way into TARP land, Taubsland and the Torberone Empire. When you had the spicy cough, did you crave or buy a...

I thought I was on mute 😬

19 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Your worst Zoom Call not-on-mute stories, and Ryan has accidentally broken his mate's trust. Love ya! Toni xxx Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/To...

D🍆ck pics in the group chat

18 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

We share some of your 'coming out' stories, and ask a normal or nah about group weeing situations. Love ya! Toni xx Check out our Patreon at patreon.c...

Four weddings and a bedroom

17 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Things you can say at a wedding and in the bedroom, and risking everything for free shipping! Love ya! Toni Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/Tonia...

Flashing your colleagues

16 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The moment we've all been waiting for: The final nipple update! And your best condom stories. Love ya! Toni x Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/Ton...

The towel is 'fine'

12 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

FINALLY - we get to the bottom of the towel that was on Ryan's bottom. Ya love to see it! Toni xx Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, an...

Condoms and a meat pie

11 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Two things I bet your never expected to see in the same sentence - but it might be something that saves your one night stand! Love ya! Toni xxx Check ...

Ryan accidentally shaved 'it'

10 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

How can you accidentally shave something, you ask? Ryan has found a way!! Plus things you can say to a Delivery Driver and in the bedroom, and my (Ton...

F😱😱😱ing famous people

09 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

I went to call this episode 'sleeping with celebrities' which was a bit more low-key, but we'd already done it 😅 We also chat about some feedback. ...

A rich tapestry of culture

05 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

I'm going to talk to you alllll about Aussie culture (?) and Ryan needs to know, who is the BULLY?!?! Love ya! Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/To...

Coming out at Christmas

04 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Please tell me you read the title Coming out at Christmas to the tune of 'taaaaking care of business'. Just me? Cool. Normal or Nah and some ruined Ch...

Obnoxious new Toni

03 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Apparently I'm obnoxious now, but in my eyes nothing has changed. Also things you can say in a Library and also in the bedroom! Love ya, T xxx Check o...

The numbers are in!

02 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

We promised you all LAST YEAR that we would call Ryan's hairdresser if we hit a certain number of members of our Patreon - and the results are in. Lov...

HR doesn't want j😱zz

29 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

You get to meet Comedy Carmody, hear an ATROCIOUS first date from Dr Kelly and a bit of a shit story too. Love ya so much - thanks for all of your sup...

The Loudest Moan

28 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

A couple of Normal or Nah's, and the best thing to happen to the bedroom since 1000 thread count sheets: Toni Lodge. Love ya! Check out our Patreon at...

Who wants kids?

27 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Round 2 of Dream chat from me, and things you can say in a supermarket, and also in the bedroom. Love ya! Toni xx Check out our Patreon at patreon.com...

Pre-Paid Anus

26 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Another grooming mishaps story - and my very expensive car wash mistake. Love ya! Toni xxx Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make ...

Fun in a Float Tank

22 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

I've gotten myself into an awkward situation, and Ryan and I exchange our Secret Santa gifts!!! Our last ep before Christmas - so love you all LOADS a...

Stages of Friendship

21 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

A question on a stage of friendship that Ryan and I don't even have yet!!!! Also we talk about our movie of the week - Home Alone! Love ya! Toni xxx C...

Pete Davidson: The 8th Wonder of the World

20 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Audio Queen back with my best performance YET - plus what you can say whilst putting up your Christmas Tree and also in the bedroom. Love ya! T xx Che...

Towel update 💩

19 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Ryan told a story of something so FOUL and so CRAZY last week - so I (Toni) read your feedback. Love ya! x Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/Tonian...