Toni and Ryan
Episodes
What's 🔥 but soon to be 💦
24 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Just HOOOWWW smart are your mates? Love u! xoxoCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find #Ton...
Pray For Pool Noodle
21 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This one reallllly has to be seen to be believed. Plus something weird happened at a cafe that I am yet to recover from. Love u xoxox [USED TO BE VIDE...
The Problem With America
20 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
RYAN NAMED THIS EPISODE NOT ME!!! Love from Toni xoCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find ...
Toni did AN4L
19 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
There's nothing else I can say (eh eh) love you love from Toni xoxoxCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Faceb...
TONlyFans
18 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Yep - you read that pun correctly. Like OnlyFans... But TONlyFans. Get it??????? Love u!Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sur...
Koffee + Plantz
17 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
TO K'S IN THE WRONG SPOT - WE SAY NO! Toni xoCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find #ToniA...
Drive-In Toni
14 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
I'd like to go to a drive-in and RYAN NEEDS A FAVOUR. Love u! [USED TO BE VIDEO EPISODE BUT NOT ANYMORE LOL TECHNICAL CHAT]Check out our Patreon at pa...
Christmas in September
13 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Christmas HACKS and um... I'm passive aggressive again. Sorry / not sorry! Love u xoCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure yo...
As Per Stephanie
12 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Ryan fucked up a name very amazingly here and you'll love it. Plus a little content note to anyone who has lost a parent, maybe skip this episode if y...
AI Confessions
11 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
bleep bloop - confessions from a robot 🤖 (If you've got a SPICY confession you need to get off your chest, we wanna hear about it COMPLETELY ANONYM...
Toni's Travel Show
10 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
US DATES HERE WE COOOOOME!!!! Love ya xxxCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Plus you can fin...
Grandma's Revenge
07 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Grandma Betty isn't happy guys 😂 love ya x [USED TO BE VIDEO EPISODE BUT NOT ANYMORE LOL TECHNICAL CHAT]Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/Tonian...
Big Lights Are Cancelled
06 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
I DEMAND NO MORE BIG LIGHTS!!! Love yaCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find #ToniAndRyan ...
Finding 🍑 Photos 🍑 Of Your Mum
05 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
NO ONE WANTS TO FIND THESE PICS 💦 Love ya!(If you've got a SPICY confession you need to get off your chest, we wanna hear about it COMPLETELY ANONY...
Lighting Up the Lodge
04 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
We're back!!! Thanks for being patient while I was sick hehehe but we're READY TO GO! Love ya! Toni xoCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan...
THROWBACK: Toni the Wing(wo)man
03 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Toni is sick, so we're throwing it back! But never fear - the guys will be back tomorrow! Producer Cam xCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRy...
THROWBACK: Parking Hacks
31 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
With Toni off sick - we're throwing back to some parking hacks. Producer Cam xCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join...
THROWBACK: Stuck in the Foam
30 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
TONI IS SICK!!! Enjoy a GREAT normal or nah and let's allll remember when Toni got stuck in the foam pit. Producer CamCheck out our Patreon at patreon...
Atentiun to detale
29 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Yuo hav 2 pay attenshun two deetal! Loev you xxxCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find #To...
Raising A Narcissist
28 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
How to make a man's day, by Ryan Jon. Love u xoCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find #Ton...
How Tall Will Your Child Be?
27 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
I've never heard of this - is Ryan right? Is it a thing?!?! Love u xoxCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Fac...
Say No To Airport Pick Ups
24 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Ryan gets sassy about something that I THINK IS FINE!!! Love ya xo [USED TO BE VIDEO EPISODE BUT NOT ANYMORE LOL TECHNICAL CHAT]Check out our Patreon ...
Raw Doggin' Ham
23 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
I refuse to elaborate on 'raw-dogging ham'. You must listen. Love u xCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Face...
WTF is British Pizza?
22 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
What pizza are you and where are you from? And a bit of a customer service mishap if you ask me! Love u xoCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/Toniand...
Deli Prankz
21 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Confessions and a clearway. Love ya!Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find #ToniAndRyan on...
Soy to Sushi Ratio
20 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
YOU WILL DEFINITELY AGREE I AM USING THE RIGHT AMOUNT OF SOY!!!! Love u xoCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our...
Core-gasms and Bus Boners
17 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
I mean.... where have you gotten off??? Need I say more? Love u x [USED TO BE VIDEO EPISODE BUT NOT ANYMORE LOL TECHNICAL CHAT]Check out our Patreon a...
We lost and we're lashing out
16 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
An early episode for a sad day... we stayed up late to watch the game and record this ep to share our thoughts with you. Congrats to England ❤️ Lo...
CROSS YA FLAPS FOR THE TILLIES!
15 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
ALL OF US ARE HOLDING OUR BREATH RIGHT NOW!!!! But I've got a bet to end ALL bets!!! Love ya (and GO TILLIES!!!!)Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/...
Gadgets in Ryan's bedroom
14 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Some confession action (If you've got a SPICY confession you need to get off your chest, we wanna hear about it COMPLETELY ANONYMOUSLY HERE!) and some...
This episode is... shit
13 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This well and truly could be a new low... Will you come back tomorrow? love uCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join ...
When can you CANCEL a wedding?
10 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Ryan has a VERY important decision to make!!! Love u! Toni xo [USED TO BE VIDEO EPISODE BUT NOT ANYMORE LOL TECHNICAL CHAT]Check out our Patreon at pa...
Public Wank Blanket
09 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
I saw Barbie and have some thoughts. Love u! Toni xoCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find...
Victims of Accidental Boners
08 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
We've all had it come at us from nowhere, haven't we!! Love u xoCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook ...
Drive By Gaslighting
07 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Like I always say - never judge a podcast by the title!! And I've always said that!! Love u xCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and mak...
The Greatest Postie Ever
06 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
I HAVE TURNED A NEW LEAF!!! Love u! Toni xoxoxCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find #Toni...
Multiple On The Go
03 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Toni goes ABROAD! Love u! xoxoxo [USED TO BE VIDEO EPISODE BUT NOT ANYMORE LOL TECHNICAL CHAT]Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and ma...
IT'S SO HARD
02 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
EVERYTHING IS TOO FUCKING HARD AND WE CAN'T DEAL WITH IT ANYMORECheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook ...
Toni went to an 18th birthday
01 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
THE STORY WE'VE ALLLLLL BEEN WAITING FOR!! Love u! xoxoxCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! ...
Dog Sh!t Calamity
31 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
A CALAMITY HAS OCCURRED AND THERE'S POO EVERYWHERECheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find #...
UnAustalian Behaviour
30 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Things that AREN'T illegal but feeeeel like they might be. Love u! Toni xoCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our...
Jumping on the bandwagon
27 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
WE'RE ON THE BANDWAGON!!! And we are invited (maybe) to a party (maybe) WHO KNOWS! Love you x [USED TO BE VIDEO EPISODE BUT NOT ANYMORE LOL TECHNICAL ...
You iPhone Horoscope
26 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Ryan doesn't allow dream chat, but somehow this is fine.... Love ya!!!! Toni xoxoxoCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you...
The Globe of Death
25 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
A real inside look into my brain... YA WELCOME! love u!Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! F...
BIG TEA
24 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Confessions, tea, and a textbook. If you've got a SPICY confession you need to get off your chest, we wanna hear about it HERE! LOVE YOU BITCHCheck o...
Reservoir Dogs
23 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Clickbait tragedies and another other seperate tragedy. Love ya!Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook ...
Solve This MysterKEY
20 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
You might not believe this... but Who's The Fuckhead is back. Love ya! Toni xo [USED TO BE VIDEO EPISODE BUT NOT ANYMORE LOL TECHNICAL CHAT]Check out ...
Mashies Update
19 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Normal or Nah and one night stand chat! Love ya!! T xoxoCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! ...
SponTONIous Lodge
18 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
YA HEARD IT HERE FIRST - I'M HOT AND SPONTANEOUS! Love ya! Toni xoxoCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Faceb...
TwinFessions
17 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
TWIN CHAT and a promise to end all promises. Love you!Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Fi...
It Needs To Be Bigger
16 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
And Ryan is a garbage guy.... You heard me. Love ya! Toni xoCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Grou...
Toni's Nudie Run
13 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Ryan's bright idea and Toni's terrible idea. Haha. Love you!!! Toni xoxox [USED TO BE VIDEO EPISODE BUT NOT ANYMORE LOL TECHNICAL CHAT]Check out our P...
Hurtin' Ya Hairdresser
12 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Ryan has been CONFRONTED in PUBLIC by his hairdresser - and it's AWKS. Love ya! Toni xoCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure...
Fifty Hour LOLS
10 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Producer Cam made this so I could sleep-in and I genuinely have no idea what's in it lol Love you xxxCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan,...
LIVESTREAM FINALE
09 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
We livestreamed for several thousand hours on the weekend, and we're celebrating getting through it the only way we know how - sharing it! Love you so...
Unspoken Instagram Law
06 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
TODAY IS THE DAY - WE START LIVESTREAMING AT 9AM AEST INSIDE PATREON WISH US LUCK!!!!! Love u xx [USED TO BE VIDEO EPISODE BUT NOT ANYMORE LOL TECHNIC...
La Dolce Work Trip
05 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
I LOVE SOMETHING EVERYONE HATES!!!!! AND I NEED TO SCREAM ABOUT IT! Love you! Toni xoxoCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure...
It Runs In Toni's Family
04 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Everyone's had a bad neighbour - but... What if YOU were the bad neighbour?! LOVE YOU!Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure ...
To Fly Kick Or Not To Fly Kick
03 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
I'm telling you right now - the answer is NOT. Love you!!!! SO MUCH!Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Faceb...
Toni Admits She Was Wrong
02 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
I need to apologise to someone... and SOMEONE enjoys it VERY much. LOVE YA!Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join ou...
How To Call A Radio Station
29 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
GET YA CB RADIOS OUT!!! Love ya, have a good weekend xoxo [USED TO BE VIDEO EPISODE BUT NOT ANYMORE LOL TECHNICAL CHAT]Check out our Patreon at patreo...
Salt in the wound
28 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
NORMAL OR NAH and online ordering: buyer beware. Love ya!Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! ...
Toni's Safeword
27 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
If I'm gonna do this - I need a safeword. SURELY. Love ya!!! Toni xoCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Faceb...
Ocean's Thir-Toni
26 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
I'm not proud of the intense kissing noises I make in this episode - but you'll have to forgive me. (If you've got a SPICY confession you need to get ...
Netflix Announces WifeMode
25 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Inventions just for ME?!?! I definitely love to see that! Love ya! Toni xoCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our...
We all have that friend...
22 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
I HAVE BEEN SPOTTED AT THE SUPERMARKET!!!! PAPPED!!!! Love ya! Toni xoxox [USED TO BE VIDEO EPISODE BUT NOT ANYMORE LOL TECHNICAL CHAT]Check out our P...
To cancel or not to cancel
21 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Your best normal or nahs, and a moral dilemma. Three friends, one cup. Love ya! Toni xoCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure...
The Most Bullshit Yet
20 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Of all the bullshit on this show... this takes the CAKE!!!! Love ya! Toni xoxoxoCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you jo...
British Lass
19 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Juicy Confessions and a sad sexy dinner. Love ya! Toni xoxoxoxoCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook G...
TARPers vs SWIFTIES
18 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Maybe the worst thing I've ever brought to the show... x 2 hahahaha love ya xCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join ...
Ryan Jon Legend
15 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Ryan's new twin... you won't guess who it is!! Love ya! Toni xo [USED TO BE VIDEO EPISODE BUT NOT ANYMORE LOL TECHNICAL CHAT]Check out our Patreon at ...
Something In Your Eye
14 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
We've finally realised what can ruin any experience - and it's HAVING SOMETHING IN YA EYE!!!! Love ya!!! Toni xoCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/T...
Kayla / Kate / Katela
13 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Medical Comedy and sex outside... EVERYTHING YOU COULD EVER NEED! Love ya! Toni xCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you j...
Growlers
12 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Please tell me other people didn't know?!?! Love ya!!! Toni xoCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Gr...
Shareholders Meeting June 2023
11 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Honestly.... it's a doozy. Love ya! Toni xoxoxCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find #Toni...
Size Does Matter
08 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
DOES SIZE MATTER? And how do you measure it anyway!?!?! Love ya xx [USED TO BE VIDEO EPISODE BUT NOT ANYMORE LOL TECHNICAL CHAT]Check out our Patreon ...
Pillow Talk
07 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
NORMAL OR NAH and EXCITING life admin 😂 Love ya!!! Toni xoxoxCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook ...
It's A Family Show
06 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
SECRET CELEBRITY FAMILY! Love ya! Toni xoCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find #ToniAndRy...
The Blessed Virgin
05 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Your JUICY confessions (If you've got a SPICY confession you need to get off your chest, we wanna hear about it COMPLETELY ANONYMOUSLY HERE!) and I ca...
Scamcelled
04 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
I accidentally ruined Ryan's new segment - and we hear all about the KIIIING of merch. Love ya!! Toni xoxCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandR...
Another 'Toni' Purchase
01 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Yep... I've done it again 😂 Love ya! xx [USED TO BE VIDEO EPISODE BUT NOT ANYMORE LOL TECHNICAL CHAT]Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRy...
Launching George Foreman
31 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
An exciting day for us - everything you need to know is here! Love ya xxxCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our ...
Toni's Been Fired
30 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Look..... We MAY have spoken a little bit too soon. LOVE YA! Toni xoxoCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Fac...
Ghosts Of Toni's Past
29 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Confessions are back (If you've got a SPICY confession you need to get off your chest, we wanna hear about it COMPLETELY ANONYMOUSLY HERE!) and so are...
Taubs Is A Liar
28 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Victims of medical comedy returns once again, and.... is Ryan a steps guy? Love ya xCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure yo...
Toni's New Job
25 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
I've got new job anxiety and Ryan's Mum has done something no mother should do. Love ya! xoxo [USED TO BE VIDEO EPISODE BUT NOT ANYMORE LOL TECHNICAL ...
Sandwiches In Milk
24 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Your best Normal or Nahs - plus I fell over in a large room full of fancy people! Toni xoxoxCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make...
Mashies Lodge
23 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
WE'RE BACK BABY! WITH A BABY! RYAN HAD A BABY! Love ya! Toni xoxoxCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Faceboo...
THROWBACK: Parking ya car and in the bedroom
22 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Throwing it back to an audiobook obsession (that did NOT last). Love ya!Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our F...
THROWBACK: Aussie Sayings
21 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
You know what they say - Toni and Ryan + jizz = good times. Love ya! xoxoCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our ...
THROWBACK: Your Poop Soup Stories
18 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Your BEST poop fiascos to back up the plunger drama of 2022. Love ya!Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Face...
THROWBACK: Binge Watching Warning
17 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
A warning for those that love TV as much as us. Love ya!Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! ...
THROWBACK: Taking someone's food
16 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Is this a punishable crime yet?! Love ya xCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find #ToniAndR...
THROWBACK: At the Deli and in the Bedroom
15 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Throwback to dirty birdies at the Deli. Love ya!!! xCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find...
THROWBACK: Toni's Dryer
14 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Dryer Drama with throwback host Producer Cam! Love ya! xo Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
THROWBACK: Toilet Drama
11 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Maybe our BEST Normal or Nah EVER and a reminder of the toilet drama that went down in history. Love ya xoxCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/Tonian...
THROWBACK: Phone Faux Pas
10 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Have you ever passed your phone to someone and they STARTED SWIPING? Fucking HELL NO!! Love ya xCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and ...
THROWBACK: Breakup Tales
09 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Producer Cam rocking your world with Breakup Tales and Normal or Nah! Love ya! xoCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you j...
IT'S GO TIME!
07 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
NO TIME TO TALK (except for the next 30 minutes or so...) and it's BABY TIME!!! Send all of the baby energy and good vibes you can. Producer Cam will ...
Hot N Cold
04 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
A coffee faux pas has gotten us far more hot and bothered than it should. Love ya! xoxo [USED TO BE VIDEO EPISODE BUT NOT ANYMORE LOL TECHNICAL CHAT]C...