Toni and Ryan
Episodes
We lost and we're lashing out
16 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
An early episode for a sad day... we stayed up late to watch the game and record this ep to share our thoughts with you. Congrats to England ❤️ Lo...
CROSS YA FLAPS FOR THE TILLIES!
15 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
ALL OF US ARE HOLDING OUR BREATH RIGHT NOW!!!! But I've got a bet to end ALL bets!!! Love ya (and GO TILLIES!!!!)Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/...
Gadgets in Ryan's bedroom
14 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Some confession action (If you've got a SPICY confession you need to get off your chest, we wanna hear about it COMPLETELY ANONYMOUSLY HERE!) and some...
This episode is... shit
13 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This well and truly could be a new low... Will you come back tomorrow? love uCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join ...
When can you CANCEL a wedding?
10 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Ryan has a VERY important decision to make!!! Love u! Toni xo [USED TO BE VIDEO EPISODE BUT NOT ANYMORE LOL TECHNICAL CHAT]Check out our Patreon at pa...
Public Wank Blanket
09 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
I saw Barbie and have some thoughts. Love u! Toni xoCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find...
Victims of Accidental Boners
08 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
We've all had it come at us from nowhere, haven't we!! Love u xoCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook ...
Drive By Gaslighting
07 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Like I always say - never judge a podcast by the title!! And I've always said that!! Love u xCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and mak...
The Greatest Postie Ever
06 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
I HAVE TURNED A NEW LEAF!!! Love u! Toni xoxoxCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find #Toni...
Multiple On The Go
03 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Toni goes ABROAD! Love u! xoxoxo [USED TO BE VIDEO EPISODE BUT NOT ANYMORE LOL TECHNICAL CHAT]Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and ma...
IT'S SO HARD
02 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
EVERYTHING IS TOO FUCKING HARD AND WE CAN'T DEAL WITH IT ANYMORECheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook ...
Toni went to an 18th birthday
01 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
THE STORY WE'VE ALLLLLL BEEN WAITING FOR!! Love u! xoxoxCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! ...
Dog Sh!t Calamity
31 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
A CALAMITY HAS OCCURRED AND THERE'S POO EVERYWHERECheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find #...
UnAustalian Behaviour
30 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Things that AREN'T illegal but feeeeel like they might be. Love u! Toni xoCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our...
Jumping on the bandwagon
27 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
WE'RE ON THE BANDWAGON!!! And we are invited (maybe) to a party (maybe) WHO KNOWS! Love you x [USED TO BE VIDEO EPISODE BUT NOT ANYMORE LOL TECHNICAL ...
You iPhone Horoscope
26 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Ryan doesn't allow dream chat, but somehow this is fine.... Love ya!!!! Toni xoxoxoCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you...
The Globe of Death
25 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
A real inside look into my brain... YA WELCOME! love u!Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! F...
BIG TEA
24 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Confessions, tea, and a textbook. If you've got a SPICY confession you need to get off your chest, we wanna hear about it HERE! LOVE YOU BITCHCheck o...
Reservoir Dogs
23 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Clickbait tragedies and another other seperate tragedy. Love ya!Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook ...
Solve This MysterKEY
20 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
You might not believe this... but Who's The Fuckhead is back. Love ya! Toni xo [USED TO BE VIDEO EPISODE BUT NOT ANYMORE LOL TECHNICAL CHAT]Check out ...
Mashies Update
19 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Normal or Nah and one night stand chat! Love ya!! T xoxoCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! ...
SponTONIous Lodge
18 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
YA HEARD IT HERE FIRST - I'M HOT AND SPONTANEOUS! Love ya! Toni xoxoCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Faceb...
TwinFessions
17 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
TWIN CHAT and a promise to end all promises. Love you!Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Fi...
It Needs To Be Bigger
16 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
And Ryan is a garbage guy.... You heard me. Love ya! Toni xoCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Grou...
Toni's Nudie Run
13 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Ryan's bright idea and Toni's terrible idea. Haha. Love you!!! Toni xoxox [USED TO BE VIDEO EPISODE BUT NOT ANYMORE LOL TECHNICAL CHAT]Check out our P...
Hurtin' Ya Hairdresser
12 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Ryan has been CONFRONTED in PUBLIC by his hairdresser - and it's AWKS. Love ya! Toni xoCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure...
Fifty Hour LOLS
10 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Producer Cam made this so I could sleep-in and I genuinely have no idea what's in it lol Love you xxxCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan,...
LIVESTREAM FINALE
09 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
We livestreamed for several thousand hours on the weekend, and we're celebrating getting through it the only way we know how - sharing it! Love you so...
Unspoken Instagram Law
06 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
TODAY IS THE DAY - WE START LIVESTREAMING AT 9AM AEST INSIDE PATREON WISH US LUCK!!!!! Love u xx [USED TO BE VIDEO EPISODE BUT NOT ANYMORE LOL TECHNIC...
La Dolce Work Trip
05 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
I LOVE SOMETHING EVERYONE HATES!!!!! AND I NEED TO SCREAM ABOUT IT! Love you! Toni xoxoCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure...
It Runs In Toni's Family
04 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Everyone's had a bad neighbour - but... What if YOU were the bad neighbour?! LOVE YOU!Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure ...
To Fly Kick Or Not To Fly Kick
03 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
I'm telling you right now - the answer is NOT. Love you!!!! SO MUCH!Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Faceb...
Toni Admits She Was Wrong
02 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
I need to apologise to someone... and SOMEONE enjoys it VERY much. LOVE YA!Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join ou...
How To Call A Radio Station
29 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
GET YA CB RADIOS OUT!!! Love ya, have a good weekend xoxo [USED TO BE VIDEO EPISODE BUT NOT ANYMORE LOL TECHNICAL CHAT]Check out our Patreon at patreo...
Salt in the wound
28 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
NORMAL OR NAH and online ordering: buyer beware. Love ya!Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! ...
Toni's Safeword
27 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
If I'm gonna do this - I need a safeword. SURELY. Love ya!!! Toni xoCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Faceb...
Ocean's Thir-Toni
26 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
I'm not proud of the intense kissing noises I make in this episode - but you'll have to forgive me. (If you've got a SPICY confession you need to get ...
Netflix Announces WifeMode
25 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Inventions just for ME?!?! I definitely love to see that! Love ya! Toni xoCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our...
We all have that friend...
22 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
I HAVE BEEN SPOTTED AT THE SUPERMARKET!!!! PAPPED!!!! Love ya! Toni xoxox [USED TO BE VIDEO EPISODE BUT NOT ANYMORE LOL TECHNICAL CHAT]Check out our P...
To cancel or not to cancel
21 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Your best normal or nahs, and a moral dilemma. Three friends, one cup. Love ya! Toni xoCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure...
The Most Bullshit Yet
20 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Of all the bullshit on this show... this takes the CAKE!!!! Love ya! Toni xoxoxoCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you jo...
British Lass
19 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Juicy Confessions and a sad sexy dinner. Love ya! Toni xoxoxoxoCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook G...
TARPers vs SWIFTIES
18 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Maybe the worst thing I've ever brought to the show... x 2 hahahaha love ya xCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join ...
Ryan Jon Legend
15 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Ryan's new twin... you won't guess who it is!! Love ya! Toni xo [USED TO BE VIDEO EPISODE BUT NOT ANYMORE LOL TECHNICAL CHAT]Check out our Patreon at ...
Something In Your Eye
14 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
We've finally realised what can ruin any experience - and it's HAVING SOMETHING IN YA EYE!!!! Love ya!!! Toni xoCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/T...
Kayla / Kate / Katela
13 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Medical Comedy and sex outside... EVERYTHING YOU COULD EVER NEED! Love ya! Toni xCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you j...
Growlers
12 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Please tell me other people didn't know?!?! Love ya!!! Toni xoCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Gr...
Shareholders Meeting June 2023
11 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Honestly.... it's a doozy. Love ya! Toni xoxoxCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find #Toni...
Size Does Matter
08 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
DOES SIZE MATTER? And how do you measure it anyway!?!?! Love ya xx [USED TO BE VIDEO EPISODE BUT NOT ANYMORE LOL TECHNICAL CHAT]Check out our Patreon ...
Pillow Talk
07 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
NORMAL OR NAH and EXCITING life admin 😂 Love ya!!! Toni xoxoxCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook ...
It's A Family Show
06 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
SECRET CELEBRITY FAMILY! Love ya! Toni xoCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find #ToniAndRy...
The Blessed Virgin
05 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Your JUICY confessions (If you've got a SPICY confession you need to get off your chest, we wanna hear about it COMPLETELY ANONYMOUSLY HERE!) and I ca...
Scamcelled
04 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
I accidentally ruined Ryan's new segment - and we hear all about the KIIIING of merch. Love ya!! Toni xoxCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandR...
Another 'Toni' Purchase
01 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Yep... I've done it again 😂 Love ya! xx [USED TO BE VIDEO EPISODE BUT NOT ANYMORE LOL TECHNICAL CHAT]Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRy...
Launching George Foreman
31 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
An exciting day for us - everything you need to know is here! Love ya xxxCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our ...
Toni's Been Fired
30 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Look..... We MAY have spoken a little bit too soon. LOVE YA! Toni xoxoCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Fac...
Ghosts Of Toni's Past
29 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Confessions are back (If you've got a SPICY confession you need to get off your chest, we wanna hear about it COMPLETELY ANONYMOUSLY HERE!) and so are...
Taubs Is A Liar
28 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Victims of medical comedy returns once again, and.... is Ryan a steps guy? Love ya xCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure yo...
Toni's New Job
25 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
I've got new job anxiety and Ryan's Mum has done something no mother should do. Love ya! xoxo [USED TO BE VIDEO EPISODE BUT NOT ANYMORE LOL TECHNICAL ...
Sandwiches In Milk
24 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Your best Normal or Nahs - plus I fell over in a large room full of fancy people! Toni xoxoxCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make...
Mashies Lodge
23 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
WE'RE BACK BABY! WITH A BABY! RYAN HAD A BABY! Love ya! Toni xoxoxCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Faceboo...
THROWBACK: Parking ya car and in the bedroom
22 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Throwing it back to an audiobook obsession (that did NOT last). Love ya!Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our F...
THROWBACK: Aussie Sayings
21 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
You know what they say - Toni and Ryan + jizz = good times. Love ya! xoxoCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our ...
THROWBACK: Your Poop Soup Stories
18 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Your BEST poop fiascos to back up the plunger drama of 2022. Love ya!Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Face...
THROWBACK: Binge Watching Warning
17 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
A warning for those that love TV as much as us. Love ya!Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! ...
THROWBACK: Taking someone's food
16 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Is this a punishable crime yet?! Love ya xCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find #ToniAndR...
THROWBACK: At the Deli and in the Bedroom
15 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Throwback to dirty birdies at the Deli. Love ya!!! xCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find...
THROWBACK: Toni's Dryer
14 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Dryer Drama with throwback host Producer Cam! Love ya! xo Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
THROWBACK: Toilet Drama
11 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Maybe our BEST Normal or Nah EVER and a reminder of the toilet drama that went down in history. Love ya xoxCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/Tonian...
THROWBACK: Phone Faux Pas
10 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Have you ever passed your phone to someone and they STARTED SWIPING? Fucking HELL NO!! Love ya xCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and ...
THROWBACK: Breakup Tales
09 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Producer Cam rocking your world with Breakup Tales and Normal or Nah! Love ya! xoCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you j...
IT'S GO TIME!
07 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
NO TIME TO TALK (except for the next 30 minutes or so...) and it's BABY TIME!!! Send all of the baby energy and good vibes you can. Producer Cam will ...
Hot N Cold
04 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
A coffee faux pas has gotten us far more hot and bothered than it should. Love ya! xoxo [USED TO BE VIDEO EPISODE BUT NOT ANYMORE LOL TECHNICAL CHAT]C...
BONUS: ALISON ROMAN SURPRISE!
04 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
HI IT'S TONI AND I CAN'T BREATHE BECAUSE TODAY IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE AND ALISON ROMAN IS HERE HEHE LOVE YOU!!!!Check out our Patreon at patreon.c...
Toni's Public Statement
03 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
I have to make a statement. NOT AN APOLOGY - but a statement. Love ya! Toni xoCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join...
A Boys Look
02 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
We share some more 'YA WON'T BELIEVE IT' revelations and I chat about a generalisation that I HATE but proved itself correct today 😂 Love ya!Check ...
Would You Use A She Wee?
01 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Another incredible round of confessions (If you've got a SPICY confession you need to get off your chest, we wanna hear about it COMPLETELY ANONYMOUSL...
Judging From The Sidelines
27 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The classic conundrum of thinking you can do something much better than someone else with ZERO experience. And: is it beautiful? Or Fucked? Love ya! T...
Letting Children Win
26 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Some great Normal or Nah questions - and the age old question: Should we let children win games? Love ya! Toni xoCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com...
Winners Of Medical Comedy
25 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
We've talked losers of medical comedy MANY times - but it turns out there are WINNERS that exist as well! Love ya xoxo Toni Check out our Patreon at p...
Red Eye Toni
24 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
A red eye flight makes people DO and SAY crazy things. PLEASE UNDERSTAND WHAT I MEAN!!! Love ya!!! Toni xox Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/Tonia...
Toni's... Husband?
23 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
A very awkward slip of the tongue... And the wrong use of words too ;) Love ya! Toni xo Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sur...
Who Cut The Cheese?
20 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
What BLEW YOUR MIND but was probably pretty obvious?! Love ya! Toni xoxo [USED TO BE VIDEO EPISODE BUT NOT ANYMORE LOL TECHNICAL CHAT]Check out our Pa...
WE'VE SEEN IT ALL
19 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Your best normal or nah's, and we finally have SEEN IT ALL. Love ya!! Toni xo Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join...
The Worst Hustle
18 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Some things might turn you on.... but, what turns you off? Love ya! Toni xo Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join o...
Scone Scandal
17 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
I DID SOMETHING ILLEGAL AND I NEED TO GET IT OFF MY CHEST!!!! Plus your juicy confessions! (If you've got a SPICY confession you need to get off your ...
Ryan's Massive Cough
16 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Aussies VS NON AUSSIES and the most EMBARRASSING thing that can happen with a co-worker. Love you! T xoxox Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/Tonian...
Losing Your V Card
13 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Everyone has a story from their first time, and here are some of yours! Plus Ryan has a gripe with fancy bathrooms. Love ya! Toni xo [USED TO BE VIDEO...
Yawn Fingering
12 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The only fingering we DON'T endorse on this show!!! Hehe ya best normal or nah's, and something plaguing workplaces. Love ya! Toni xoxox Check out our...
Flyin' Jon
11 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
An update to one of the most 'genius' moves in recent history, and I'll tell ya: this one got me. Fuckin' love ya! Toni xo Check out our Patreon at pa...
Not Tunnel Brothers
10 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
I said NOT tunnel brothers!!! A juicy as confession and some EXCITING news! You can find our Normal or Nah cards here! Love ya! Toni xoxoox Check out ...
The Best Weekend Of The Year
05 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
I'm a sucker for a long weekend - and I will NOT apologise for that 😂 we're off for the weekend and back on Tuesday. Stay safe! Love ya xxx Check o...
Where are we at with VAPING
04 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Ryan and I are sounding MIGHTY old at the moment so PLS forgive us. Hahahaha love ya! T x Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make s...
Toni Has To Move
03 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Something a bit ODD has happened and it's not looking good for my living arrangements. Love ya! Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and ...
Vicious Rumour
02 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Something that FUCKS YOU OFF that your partner does - but doesn't realllllllllllllly affect you! Plus an awful rumour about Ryan. Is it true? Love ya ...
Toni Spewed On A Stranger
30 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
I have taken up a new THING and it hasn't gotten off to a GREAT start. We also chat first times doing it. Love ya! Toni xo [USED TO BE VIDEO EPISODE B...
Hoovering The Duvet
29 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Normal or Nah and your feedback on my new favourite move - the THUMBS DOWN. Love ya! Toni xo Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and mak...
The Caped Thumb
28 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
We have our very own social study in our midst, and we wanna know how you think we did... Go to today's Facebook thread for the photo evidence!! Love ...
12 month buns
27 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Some juicy confessions - and Ryan's best biz idea to date! Love ya xo If you've got a SPICY confession you need to get off your chest, we wanna hear a...
Toni Is Not A Bird Guy
26 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
I'M NOT A BIRD GUY, OKAY!!! Love ya! Toni xo Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find #ToniA...