Toni and Ryan

Toni's Been To Hollywood

21 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

BEEPITY BEEP BEEP BEEP! I'VE BEEN TO HOOOOLLLYWOOOOOD! Love ya! Toni xoCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Fa...

Bent Over A BlackJack Table

20 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Ryan got caught with his pants down... but his chips UP. Love ya! Toni xoCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our ...

TARPers TIE THE KNOT

19 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

A BEAUTIFUL WEDDING THAT WE MAYBE RUINED. Love you! Toni xoCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group...

Six Degrees Of Impossible Kathy Bates

16 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Kathy Bates is an international treasure. And it's best we chat about her. (A lot.) Love u!Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make ...

Toni Got Hustled

15 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

I got hustled in NEW YAWK CITY and my story needs to be heard. Toni xoCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Fac...

The Jukebox Of The Family

14 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Scams and google maps. Love ya xoCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find #ToniAndRyan on In...

You Love To See It Marathon

13 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Mooooore opinions noone asked for! Love ya xoCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find #ToniA...

Backhanded Compliments

12 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Compliments and OUR OPINIONS THAT NOONE ASKED FOR. Love ya! Toni xoCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebo...

Toni's Legal Team

09 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

I mean, it just goes hand in hand with a finance team right?! Toni xoxoxCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our F...

Female Skeleton

08 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This normal or nah will send SHIVERS DOWN YOUR SPINE. Love ya! Toni xoCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Fac...

The Flight Attendant's Script

07 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

An interesting experience we weren't expecting. BLESSS HEERRRRRR! Love ya xCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join ou...

CORNspiracy

06 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

I think we just discovered what exporting is. Love u!Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Fin...

The Story Of Paige's Wedding

05 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We've been asked, and asked - it's time to reveal. LOVE YOU PAIGE!!!!! Toni xoxoxCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you j...

3PM VS 3AM

02 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We don't like being told we're old!!! Love you!!! xoxoCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Fi...

Get A Bowl B!tch

01 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

You would say the same if someone asked you this question!! Normal or Nah to wet your whistle. Love u xoCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRy...

The FBI is coming

31 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Need we say more? GET HIDING! Love u xoCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find #ToniAndRyan...

Best Friend Status

30 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

I made a silly mistake and it's cost me being Ryan's BEST FRIEND. Toni xoxoCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join ou...

Dating Your Partner's Friends

29 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

A question to ask your partner (but not if you're on the rocks 😂 ) Love ya!! xxxCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you...

Taubs Has A New "Friend"

26 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

GUYS I'M SO EXCITED HEHEHEHEHHEHE LOVE YOU!Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find #ToniAnd...

Toni and Ryan on KISS CAM

25 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

IT'S EXACTLY HOW IT SOUNDS!!! Love ya!!! Toni xoxoxCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find ...

Drinking Makes You Clever

24 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

WE NEED YOUR TIP TIPS!! Love you xoxoCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find #ToniAndRyan o...

The Wrong Catchphrase

23 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Turns out the thing I SAID WAS NOT A SAYING. OOPS!!! Love u xoCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Gr...

Bank Heists and Homewares

22 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

THERE'S PRANKSTERS IN OUR MIDST!!! Love you xCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find #ToniA...

Toni's Heartbreak

19 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Guys... I may never recover from this. Love you. [USED TO BE VIDEO EPISODE BUT NOT ANYMORE LOL TECHNICAL CHAT]Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/Ton...

Eating Like An Animal

18 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Eating on the floor and a drama that could tear our family apart. Love you! Toni xoxoCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure y...

Taking A Bag To School

17 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

YA WOULDN'T EVEN READ ABOUT IT! Charli needs help! Love you! Toni xoxoxCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Fa...

Sharpiest Tool In The Shed

16 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Confessions - and a MYSTERY POO. Love you! (If you've got a SPICY confession you need to get off your chest, we wanna hear about it COMPLETELY ANONYMO...

We ❤️ Clit Lit

15 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This took a real weird turn and I'm so sorry (nah I'm definitely not) lol LOVE U!Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you j...

Welcome Toni's Sister

12 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

My sister, my poon, and my jokes on a plane. LOVE YOU!!! [USED TO BE VIDEO EPISODE BUT NOT ANYMORE LOL TECHNICAL CHAT]Check out our Patreon at patreon...

Don't Do This When Naked

11 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Your best normal or nahs, and Ryan needs some HELP from us. Be a good audience! Haha Toni xoxoCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and ma...

All Mums Are Liars

10 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Yep - EVEN MINE!!! Love u xoCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagr...

JalaPeñis 🌶️

09 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Ryan saw his Dad somewhere... Unexpected. Also - let's hear it for this fucking episode title, I'm SO proud of it. Love ya!! Toni xo PS (If you've got...

Teenage Emo Toni

08 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

NO REGRETS ON BEING EMO OKAY!!! Love u xoxoxCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find #ToniAn...

AI TAKES TARP

05 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The weekend is here - and we can SEE it! Love u xo [USED TO BE VIDEO EPISODE BUT NOT ANYMORE LOL TECHNICAL CHAT]Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/T...

My Family Eats Out

04 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

NORMAL OR NAH - and... a CELEBRITY AT THE SHOW?! Toni xoCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! ...

Toni Speak No Americano

03 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

HOWDY Y'ALL, I'M BECOMING A LOCAL! Plus what the heck is daylight savings and what do we do? Love u xoCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan...

Shuck 'N' Suck

02 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Confessions (If you've got a SPICY confession you need to get off your chest, we wanna hear about it COMPLETELY ANONYMOUSLY HERE!) and Toni at the air...

Ryan Realises he's Rong

01 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Knives out for Netflix! (this will make sense when u listen lol) Toni xoxoCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our...

The BEST time to have sex

28 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We wanna hear your first car tales ❤️ Love u xo [USED TO BE VIDEO EPISODE BUT NOT ANYMORE LOL TECHNICAL CHAT]Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/...

Ryan's formal complaint

27 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

I'm not sure if Ryan can come back from this one!! Love u xoCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Grou...

DON'T LISTEN TO YOUR PARTNER

26 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Or maybe... Maybe you should. BUT I DON'T. Love ya!! Toni xoxoxoxCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook...

A Fanny Holiday

25 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

SPICY CONFESSIONS and a bit of an oversight from meeeeee. Toni xoxoxCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Faceb...

What's 🔥 but soon to be 💦

24 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Just HOOOWWW smart are your mates? Love u! xoxoCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find #Ton...

Pray For Pool Noodle

21 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This one reallllly has to be seen to be believed. Plus something weird happened at a cafe that I am yet to recover from. Love u xoxox [USED TO BE VIDE...

The Problem With America

20 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

RYAN NAMED THIS EPISODE NOT ME!!! Love from Toni xoCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find ...

Toni did AN4L

19 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

There's nothing else I can say (eh eh) love you love from Toni xoxoxCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Faceb...

TONlyFans

18 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Yep - you read that pun correctly. Like OnlyFans... But TONlyFans. Get it??????? Love u!Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sur...

Koffee + Plantz

17 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

TO K'S IN THE WRONG SPOT - WE SAY NO! Toni xoCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find #ToniA...

Drive-In Toni

14 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

I'd like to go to a drive-in and RYAN NEEDS A FAVOUR. Love u! [USED TO BE VIDEO EPISODE BUT NOT ANYMORE LOL TECHNICAL CHAT]Check out our Patreon at pa...

Christmas in September

13 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Christmas HACKS and um... I'm passive aggressive again. Sorry / not sorry! Love u xoCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure yo...

As Per Stephanie

12 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Ryan fucked up a name very amazingly here and you'll love it. Plus a little content note to anyone who has lost a parent, maybe skip this episode if y...

AI Confessions

11 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

bleep bloop - confessions from a robot 🤖 (If you've got a SPICY confession you need to get off your chest, we wanna hear about it COMPLETELY ANONYM...

Toni's Travel Show

10 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

US DATES HERE WE COOOOOME!!!! Love ya xxxCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Plus you can fin...

Grandma's Revenge

07 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Grandma Betty isn't happy guys 😂 love ya x [USED TO BE VIDEO EPISODE BUT NOT ANYMORE LOL TECHNICAL CHAT]Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/Tonian...

Big Lights Are Cancelled

06 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

I DEMAND NO MORE BIG LIGHTS!!! Love yaCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find #ToniAndRyan ...

Finding 🍑 Photos 🍑 Of Your Mum

05 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

NO ONE WANTS TO FIND THESE PICS 💦 Love ya!(If you've got a SPICY confession you need to get off your chest, we wanna hear about it COMPLETELY ANONY...

Lighting Up the Lodge

04 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We're back!!! Thanks for being patient while I was sick hehehe but we're READY TO GO! Love ya! Toni xoCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan...

THROWBACK: Toni the Wing(wo)man

03 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Toni is sick, so we're throwing it back! But never fear - the guys will be back tomorrow! Producer Cam xCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRy...

THROWBACK: Parking Hacks

31 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

With Toni off sick - we're throwing back to some parking hacks. Producer Cam xCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join...

THROWBACK: Stuck in the Foam

30 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

TONI IS SICK!!! Enjoy a GREAT normal or nah and let's allll remember when Toni got stuck in the foam pit. Producer CamCheck out our Patreon at patreon...

Atentiun to detale

29 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Yuo hav 2 pay attenshun two deetal! Loev you xxxCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find #To...

Raising A Narcissist

28 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

How to make a man's day, by Ryan Jon. Love u xoCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find #Ton...

How Tall Will Your Child Be?

27 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

I've never heard of this - is Ryan right? Is it a thing?!?! Love u xoxCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Fac...

Say No To Airport Pick Ups

24 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Ryan gets sassy about something that I THINK IS FINE!!! Love ya xo [USED TO BE VIDEO EPISODE BUT NOT ANYMORE LOL TECHNICAL CHAT]Check out our Patreon ...

Raw Doggin' Ham

23 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

I refuse to elaborate on 'raw-dogging ham'. You must listen. Love u xCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Face...

WTF is British Pizza?

22 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

What pizza are you and where are you from? And a bit of a customer service mishap if you ask me! Love u xoCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/Toniand...

Deli Prankz

21 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Confessions and a clearway. Love ya!Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find #ToniAndRyan on...

Soy to Sushi Ratio

20 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

YOU WILL DEFINITELY AGREE I AM USING THE RIGHT AMOUNT OF SOY!!!! Love u xoCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our...

Core-gasms and Bus Boners

17 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

I mean.... where have you gotten off??? Need I say more? Love u x [USED TO BE VIDEO EPISODE BUT NOT ANYMORE LOL TECHNICAL CHAT]Check out our Patreon a...

We lost and we're lashing out

16 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

An early episode for a sad day... we stayed up late to watch the game and record this ep to share our thoughts with you. Congrats to England ❤️ Lo...

CROSS YA FLAPS FOR THE TILLIES!

15 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

ALL OF US ARE HOLDING OUR BREATH RIGHT NOW!!!! But I've got a bet to end ALL bets!!! Love ya (and GO TILLIES!!!!)Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/...

Gadgets in Ryan's bedroom

14 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Some confession action (If you've got a SPICY confession you need to get off your chest, we wanna hear about it COMPLETELY ANONYMOUSLY HERE!) and some...

This episode is... shit

13 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This well and truly could be a new low... Will you come back tomorrow? love uCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join ...

When can you CANCEL a wedding?

10 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Ryan has a VERY important decision to make!!! Love u! Toni xo [USED TO BE VIDEO EPISODE BUT NOT ANYMORE LOL TECHNICAL CHAT]Check out our Patreon at pa...

Public Wank Blanket

09 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

I saw Barbie and have some thoughts. Love u! Toni xoCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find...

Victims of Accidental Boners

08 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We've all had it come at us from nowhere, haven't we!! Love u xoCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook ...

Drive By Gaslighting

07 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Like I always say - never judge a podcast by the title!! And I've always said that!! Love u xCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and mak...

The Greatest Postie Ever

06 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

I HAVE TURNED A NEW LEAF!!! Love u! Toni xoxoxCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find #Toni...

Multiple On The Go

03 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Toni goes ABROAD! Love u! xoxoxo [USED TO BE VIDEO EPISODE BUT NOT ANYMORE LOL TECHNICAL CHAT]Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and ma...

IT'S SO HARD

02 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

EVERYTHING IS TOO FUCKING HARD AND WE CAN'T DEAL WITH IT ANYMORECheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook ...

Toni went to an 18th birthday

01 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

THE STORY WE'VE ALLLLLL BEEN WAITING FOR!! Love u! xoxoxCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! ...

Dog Sh!t Calamity

31 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

A CALAMITY HAS OCCURRED AND THERE'S POO EVERYWHERECheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find #...

UnAustalian Behaviour

30 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Things that AREN'T illegal but feeeeel like they might be. Love u! Toni xoCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our...

Jumping on the bandwagon

27 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

WE'RE ON THE BANDWAGON!!! And we are invited (maybe) to a party (maybe) WHO KNOWS! Love you x [USED TO BE VIDEO EPISODE BUT NOT ANYMORE LOL TECHNICAL ...

You iPhone Horoscope

26 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Ryan doesn't allow dream chat, but somehow this is fine.... Love ya!!!! Toni xoxoxoCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you...

The Globe of Death

25 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

A real inside look into my brain... YA WELCOME! love u!Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! F...

BIG TEA

24 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Confessions, tea, and a textbook. If you've got a SPICY confession you need to get off your chest, we wanna hear about it HERE! LOVE YOU BITCHCheck o...

Reservoir Dogs

23 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Clickbait tragedies and another other seperate tragedy. Love ya!Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook ...

Solve This MysterKEY

20 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

You might not believe this... but Who's The Fuckhead is back. Love ya! Toni xo [USED TO BE VIDEO EPISODE BUT NOT ANYMORE LOL TECHNICAL CHAT]Check out ...

Mashies Update

19 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Normal or Nah and one night stand chat! Love ya!! T xoxoCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! ...

SponTONIous Lodge

18 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

YA HEARD IT HERE FIRST - I'M HOT AND SPONTANEOUS! Love ya! Toni xoxoCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Faceb...

TwinFessions

17 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

TWIN CHAT and a promise to end all promises. Love you!Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Fi...

It Needs To Be Bigger

16 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

And Ryan is a garbage guy.... You heard me. Love ya! Toni xoCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Grou...

Toni's Nudie Run

13 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Ryan's bright idea and Toni's terrible idea. Haha. Love you!!! Toni xoxox [USED TO BE VIDEO EPISODE BUT NOT ANYMORE LOL TECHNICAL CHAT]Check out our P...

Hurtin' Ya Hairdresser

12 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Ryan has been CONFRONTED in PUBLIC by his hairdresser - and it's AWKS. Love ya! Toni xoCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure...

Fifty Hour LOLS

10 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Producer Cam made this so I could sleep-in and I genuinely have no idea what's in it lol Love you xxxCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan,...

LIVESTREAM FINALE

09 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We livestreamed for several thousand hours on the weekend, and we're celebrating getting through it the only way we know how - sharing it! Love you so...

Unspoken Instagram Law

06 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

TODAY IS THE DAY - WE START LIVESTREAMING AT 9AM AEST INSIDE PATREON WISH US LUCK!!!!! Love u xx [USED TO BE VIDEO EPISODE BUT NOT ANYMORE LOL TECHNIC...

La Dolce Work Trip

05 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

I LOVE SOMETHING EVERYONE HATES!!!!! AND I NEED TO SCREAM ABOUT IT! Love you! Toni xoxoCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure...

It Runs In Toni's Family

04 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Everyone's had a bad neighbour - but... What if YOU were the bad neighbour?! LOVE YOU!Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure ...