Toni and Ryan
Episodes
THROWBACK: Slapping A Seagull
03 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
TARPer Mikalah brings us normal or nah and slappin' a seagull! Love yaCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Fac...
THROWBACK: Tinder In Italy
02 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Would you use Tinder on holiday? TARPer Jake is reminding me of a HARROWING time someone did. LOVE YA! Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRya...
THROWBACK: The Love Bite
01 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
TARPer Britnee is bringing you the music of Ryan Jon at the market. Love yaCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join ou...
THROWBACK: A Plug For Kayla
31 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
OH MY GOD!!!! WE HAVEN'T UPLOADED A PODCAST SINCE LAST YEAR!! TARPer Tony is taking the wheel for today. Love yaCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/T...
THROWBACK: Craziest Coincidences
28 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
COINCIDENCE CHAT WITH OUR MATE RICKNAME!!!! And hey.... see ya next year! Love ya xCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you...
THROWBACK: Alone At A Checkout
27 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
TARPer Josh loves turtles just like me! Buuuuttt..... hehe love yaCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Faceboo...
THROWBACK: Return Of The Mash
26 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
TARPer Emma takes us back to an amazing pod memory... FLYIN' JON. Love ya!Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our...
THROWBACK: The Naked Number Two
25 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
TARPer Emma takes us back in time to confessions and hot messes. Love ya xCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our...
THROWBACK: The Suzuki Scam
24 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
MERRY CHRISTMAS! Throwing it back to Jimny chat with our mate TARPer Blake! Love ya xCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure y...
IT'S TARP CHRISTMAS! 🎄
21 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Strap in for a festive final episode for the year, we exchange secret santa and say goodbye to someone special. Love you - have a wonderful Christmas ...
Ryan The Cultural Influence
20 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
At the beginning of 2023, we declared our ins and outs for the year. TODAY - we revisit. Love ya!!! Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, ...
incestry.com
19 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
IT'S NOT HOW IT SOUNDS OKAY!!!!Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find #ToniAndRyan on Inst...
JCE (James Corden Energy)
18 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
There's no GOOD way to have JCE - ya know? Love ya xoCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Fin...
Airport Security Queen
17 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
I think i'm realllllly good at something - turns out I'm not. Love you :(Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our ...
Toni the Bad Neighbour
14 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
I thought I was doing the right thing. I'm so sorry. LOVE YA!!! [USED TO BE VIDEO EPISODE BUT NOT ANYMORE LOL TECHNICAL CHAT]Check out our Patreon at ...
Sharing Lotto Winnings
13 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
One of the most HOTLY DEBATED TOPICS EVER ON EARTH - to share lotto winnings? Or nah?! Love ya xCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and ...
Dick Whisperer Lodge
12 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
THIS IT LEGITIMATELY THE HIGHEST HONOUR AND THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE. LOVE YOU!!!Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you jo...
Tree Change Toni
11 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
A wallet story that will change your life. Love you! Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Fin...
The Titanic Test
10 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
I SWEAR - THIS TEST COULD SOLVE ANY INTERPERSONAL ISSUE. Love ya!Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook...
White at a Wedding
07 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The highly anticipated EVENT OF THE YEAR is HERE!!!! Love you!!!!! [USED TO BE VIDEO EPISODE BUT NOT ANYMORE LOL TECHNICAL CHAT]Check out our Patreon ...
Ryan's Three Ways
06 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Surprsingly NOT a threesome. LOVE YOU!Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find #ToniAndRyan ...
Clam to Fame
05 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
THIS TITLE IS NOT A TYPO.... Beware the clam 🐚 Love u! Toni xoCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Faceboo...
Socks On A Plane
04 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Ryan has found himself in a very WEIRD position - and we chat circumcision. Of course. Love ya xoxCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, an...
The Shackles That Are Holding You Down
03 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
WE'RE BAAAAACKKKK YAY! Love ya xoCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find #ToniAndRyan on In...
The Divider That Divides The Nation
30 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The divider at the supermarket - we need to know WHERE WE STAND. Love ya, back in Melbs on Monday xoxoCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan...
Toni Calls The Cops
29 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Well - I sound like death so we're heading home and will be back Monday. Love ya!Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you j...
What Toni Saw On Ryan's Phone
28 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Again.... Unexpected. Love u!Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find #ToniAndRyan on Instag...
Weapons Of Maz Destruction
27 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
I am taking all credit for this fantastic pun. Love u!Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Fi...
Submissive Ryan At The Barber
26 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Ryan has been DOMINATED somewhere we didn't expect (ie, not the bedroom). Love ya!Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you ...
Facetime In The Bathroom
23 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Normal or nah... Facetiming on the toilet? Love u xoCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find...
Spit or Swallow?
22 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
I mean - it's the age old question. But I swallow BECAUSE I'M A LADY. Love u xoxoCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you j...
Toni's Been To Hollywood
21 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
BEEPITY BEEP BEEP BEEP! I'VE BEEN TO HOOOOLLLYWOOOOOD! Love ya! Toni xoCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Fa...
Bent Over A BlackJack Table
20 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Ryan got caught with his pants down... but his chips UP. Love ya! Toni xoCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our ...
TARPers TIE THE KNOT
19 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
A BEAUTIFUL WEDDING THAT WE MAYBE RUINED. Love you! Toni xoCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group...
Six Degrees Of Impossible Kathy Bates
16 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Kathy Bates is an international treasure. And it's best we chat about her. (A lot.) Love u!Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make ...
Toni Got Hustled
15 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
I got hustled in NEW YAWK CITY and my story needs to be heard. Toni xoCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Fac...
The Jukebox Of The Family
14 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Scams and google maps. Love ya xoCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find #ToniAndRyan on In...
You Love To See It Marathon
13 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Mooooore opinions noone asked for! Love ya xoCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find #ToniA...
Backhanded Compliments
12 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Compliments and OUR OPINIONS THAT NOONE ASKED FOR. Love ya! Toni xoCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebo...
Toni's Legal Team
09 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
I mean, it just goes hand in hand with a finance team right?! Toni xoxoxCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our F...
Female Skeleton
08 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This normal or nah will send SHIVERS DOWN YOUR SPINE. Love ya! Toni xoCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Fac...
The Flight Attendant's Script
07 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
An interesting experience we weren't expecting. BLESSS HEERRRRRR! Love ya xCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join ou...
CORNspiracy
06 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
I think we just discovered what exporting is. Love u!Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Fin...
The Story Of Paige's Wedding
05 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
We've been asked, and asked - it's time to reveal. LOVE YOU PAIGE!!!!! Toni xoxoxCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you j...
3PM VS 3AM
02 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
We don't like being told we're old!!! Love you!!! xoxoCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Fi...
Get A Bowl B!tch
01 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
You would say the same if someone asked you this question!! Normal or Nah to wet your whistle. Love u xoCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRy...
The FBI is coming
31 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Need we say more? GET HIDING! Love u xoCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find #ToniAndRyan...
Best Friend Status
30 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
I made a silly mistake and it's cost me being Ryan's BEST FRIEND. Toni xoxoCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join ou...
Dating Your Partner's Friends
29 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
A question to ask your partner (but not if you're on the rocks 😂 ) Love ya!! xxxCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you...
Taubs Has A New "Friend"
26 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
GUYS I'M SO EXCITED HEHEHEHEHHEHE LOVE YOU!Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find #ToniAnd...
Toni and Ryan on KISS CAM
25 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
IT'S EXACTLY HOW IT SOUNDS!!! Love ya!!! Toni xoxoxCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find ...
Drinking Makes You Clever
24 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
WE NEED YOUR TIP TIPS!! Love you xoxoCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find #ToniAndRyan o...
The Wrong Catchphrase
23 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Turns out the thing I SAID WAS NOT A SAYING. OOPS!!! Love u xoCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Gr...
Bank Heists and Homewares
22 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
THERE'S PRANKSTERS IN OUR MIDST!!! Love you xCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find #ToniA...
Toni's Heartbreak
19 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Guys... I may never recover from this. Love you. [USED TO BE VIDEO EPISODE BUT NOT ANYMORE LOL TECHNICAL CHAT]Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/Ton...
Eating Like An Animal
18 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Eating on the floor and a drama that could tear our family apart. Love you! Toni xoxoCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure y...
Taking A Bag To School
17 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
YA WOULDN'T EVEN READ ABOUT IT! Charli needs help! Love you! Toni xoxoxCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Fa...
Sharpiest Tool In The Shed
16 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Confessions - and a MYSTERY POO. Love you! (If you've got a SPICY confession you need to get off your chest, we wanna hear about it COMPLETELY ANONYMO...
We ❤️ Clit Lit
15 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This took a real weird turn and I'm so sorry (nah I'm definitely not) lol LOVE U!Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you j...
Welcome Toni's Sister
12 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
My sister, my poon, and my jokes on a plane. LOVE YOU!!! [USED TO BE VIDEO EPISODE BUT NOT ANYMORE LOL TECHNICAL CHAT]Check out our Patreon at patreon...
Don't Do This When Naked
11 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Your best normal or nahs, and Ryan needs some HELP from us. Be a good audience! Haha Toni xoxoCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and ma...
All Mums Are Liars
10 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Yep - EVEN MINE!!! Love u xoCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagr...
JalaPeñis 🌶️
09 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Ryan saw his Dad somewhere... Unexpected. Also - let's hear it for this fucking episode title, I'm SO proud of it. Love ya!! Toni xo PS (If you've got...
Teenage Emo Toni
08 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
NO REGRETS ON BEING EMO OKAY!!! Love u xoxoxCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find #ToniAn...
AI TAKES TARP
05 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The weekend is here - and we can SEE it! Love u xo [USED TO BE VIDEO EPISODE BUT NOT ANYMORE LOL TECHNICAL CHAT]Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/T...
My Family Eats Out
04 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
NORMAL OR NAH - and... a CELEBRITY AT THE SHOW?! Toni xoCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! ...
Toni Speak No Americano
03 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
HOWDY Y'ALL, I'M BECOMING A LOCAL! Plus what the heck is daylight savings and what do we do? Love u xoCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan...
Shuck 'N' Suck
02 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Confessions (If you've got a SPICY confession you need to get off your chest, we wanna hear about it COMPLETELY ANONYMOUSLY HERE!) and Toni at the air...
Ryan Realises he's Rong
01 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Knives out for Netflix! (this will make sense when u listen lol) Toni xoxoCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our...
The BEST time to have sex
28 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
We wanna hear your first car tales ❤️ Love u xo [USED TO BE VIDEO EPISODE BUT NOT ANYMORE LOL TECHNICAL CHAT]Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/...
Ryan's formal complaint
27 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
I'm not sure if Ryan can come back from this one!! Love u xoCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Grou...
DON'T LISTEN TO YOUR PARTNER
26 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Or maybe... Maybe you should. BUT I DON'T. Love ya!! Toni xoxoxoxCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook...
A Fanny Holiday
25 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
SPICY CONFESSIONS and a bit of an oversight from meeeeee. Toni xoxoxCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Faceb...
What's 🔥 but soon to be 💦
24 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Just HOOOWWW smart are your mates? Love u! xoxoCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find #Ton...
Pray For Pool Noodle
21 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This one reallllly has to be seen to be believed. Plus something weird happened at a cafe that I am yet to recover from. Love u xoxox [USED TO BE VIDE...
The Problem With America
20 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
RYAN NAMED THIS EPISODE NOT ME!!! Love from Toni xoCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find ...
Toni did AN4L
19 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
There's nothing else I can say (eh eh) love you love from Toni xoxoxCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Faceb...
TONlyFans
18 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Yep - you read that pun correctly. Like OnlyFans... But TONlyFans. Get it??????? Love u!Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sur...
Koffee + Plantz
17 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
TO K'S IN THE WRONG SPOT - WE SAY NO! Toni xoCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find #ToniA...
Drive-In Toni
14 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
I'd like to go to a drive-in and RYAN NEEDS A FAVOUR. Love u! [USED TO BE VIDEO EPISODE BUT NOT ANYMORE LOL TECHNICAL CHAT]Check out our Patreon at pa...
Christmas in September
13 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Christmas HACKS and um... I'm passive aggressive again. Sorry / not sorry! Love u xoCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure yo...
As Per Stephanie
12 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Ryan fucked up a name very amazingly here and you'll love it. Plus a little content note to anyone who has lost a parent, maybe skip this episode if y...
AI Confessions
11 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
bleep bloop - confessions from a robot 🤖 (If you've got a SPICY confession you need to get off your chest, we wanna hear about it COMPLETELY ANONYM...
Toni's Travel Show
10 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
US DATES HERE WE COOOOOME!!!! Love ya xxxCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Plus you can fin...
Grandma's Revenge
07 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Grandma Betty isn't happy guys 😂 love ya x [USED TO BE VIDEO EPISODE BUT NOT ANYMORE LOL TECHNICAL CHAT]Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/Tonian...
Big Lights Are Cancelled
06 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
I DEMAND NO MORE BIG LIGHTS!!! Love yaCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find #ToniAndRyan ...
Finding 🍑 Photos 🍑 Of Your Mum
05 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
NO ONE WANTS TO FIND THESE PICS 💦 Love ya!(If you've got a SPICY confession you need to get off your chest, we wanna hear about it COMPLETELY ANONY...
Lighting Up the Lodge
04 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
We're back!!! Thanks for being patient while I was sick hehehe but we're READY TO GO! Love ya! Toni xoCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan...
THROWBACK: Toni the Wing(wo)man
03 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Toni is sick, so we're throwing it back! But never fear - the guys will be back tomorrow! Producer Cam xCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRy...
THROWBACK: Parking Hacks
31 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
With Toni off sick - we're throwing back to some parking hacks. Producer Cam xCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join...
THROWBACK: Stuck in the Foam
30 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
TONI IS SICK!!! Enjoy a GREAT normal or nah and let's allll remember when Toni got stuck in the foam pit. Producer CamCheck out our Patreon at patreon...
Atentiun to detale
29 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Yuo hav 2 pay attenshun two deetal! Loev you xxxCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find #To...
Raising A Narcissist
28 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
How to make a man's day, by Ryan Jon. Love u xoCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find #Ton...
How Tall Will Your Child Be?
27 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
I've never heard of this - is Ryan right? Is it a thing?!?! Love u xoxCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Fac...
Say No To Airport Pick Ups
24 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Ryan gets sassy about something that I THINK IS FINE!!! Love ya xo [USED TO BE VIDEO EPISODE BUT NOT ANYMORE LOL TECHNICAL CHAT]Check out our Patreon ...
Raw Doggin' Ham
23 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
I refuse to elaborate on 'raw-dogging ham'. You must listen. Love u xCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Face...
WTF is British Pizza?
22 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
What pizza are you and where are you from? And a bit of a customer service mishap if you ask me! Love u xoCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/Toniand...
Deli Prankz
21 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Confessions and a clearway. Love ya!Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find #ToniAndRyan on...
Soy to Sushi Ratio
20 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
YOU WILL DEFINITELY AGREE I AM USING THE RIGHT AMOUNT OF SOY!!!! Love u xoCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our...
Core-gasms and Bus Boners
17 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
I mean.... where have you gotten off??? Need I say more? Love u x [USED TO BE VIDEO EPISODE BUT NOT ANYMORE LOL TECHNICAL CHAT]Check out our Patreon a...