Best of Creep Cast 2024
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What funny stories do the hosts share?
So we're going to go ahead and get into that, but first, for this story... Oh, I forgot to mention we have a little special guest tonight. Coming in to help us read this very funny, funny story is someone who makes good work. Dare I say admirable work. He's from this area, you know. Have you guys seen the movie Hereditary or Midsommar? Right? If you don't know him, his name's Ari Aster.
Who is the special guest reading with the hosts?
And he's here to read Laughing Jack with us tonight! Give him a round of applause!
That's not happening. I think, uh... I would have to imagine Ari Aster has a lot of better things to do at this time.
What happens at the funeral in the story?
When we went inside the church, we saw that Kimber wouldn't have to do much acting to convince people she was having a breakdown. We found her at the back of the room, tucked into a chair and a puddle of curly orange hair and tears. Kyle sat next to her and pulled her into a hug. Kimber, what's wrong? I kicked his foot and shot him a look that said, really?
Yeah, I didn't think of that. What's wrong? Kimber, your mom is just being put in the ground. It's not a big deal. What's wrong, baby? What's going on? What's wrong? Yo, what the hell? Did you see that open casket? You see that open casket? Dude, your mom's bloated. It's weird.
Bro, why does her body look like that? She's all gross and mangled.
Yo, her eyes look all buggy. It's weird, Kimber. What the hell's going on with you, though? Is it your time of the month or something, Kimber? For real? Is this how it's going to be? You realize we have a play of the day, right? How are you going to fake crying if you keep this up? Gosh! Get it together. Hey, baby, I know that this is probably an act, but you need to get your game face on, okay? We need to find that letter.
Oh, my God, dude.
So oblivious throughout all of this story. It's like so just fucking oblivious. I love it.
How do the hosts react to the horror stories?
He walks into a funeral that his girlfriend's mom died and he goes, what's wrong?
bro kyle jesus kember what's wrong kyle is one of the boys he is the most dude bro definitely ever especially he's just like viciously pulling up his like big ass pants and his like like oversized jacket he looks like he looks like that one talking head concert where they have like the giant suits on he's like kember what the hell is your problem
Ladies, I want you to imagine that your mom dies, and then at your funeral, your boyfriend walks in wearing a suit that doesn't fit him and goes, what's wrong with you?
Especially, I walked up, oh my god, what happened?
What? Did someone die around here or something?
Oh my god, did someone else die? Oh, it's just your mom? Your psychopath mom?
Did someone else die? Okay, well, what's wrong? Oh, her? You've had like three days to know about her. Why are you crying over it now?
God, your mom jumped off the roof three days ago. Get over it. God. I love the line, I kicked his foot and shot him a look and said, really? And Kyle bit his lip and he's like, I mean, ah, fuck. I mean, ah, fuck.
Kyle's like, stupid, stupid, stupid.
Yeah, exactly. Oh, God, Kyle. That's what he's doing. He's hitting his head. Why do you do this? Oh, Kyle's my favorite. Okay. People's priorities are somewhere else in this small town. Like, it just doesn't add up.
What is the significance of the haunted items mentioned?
Yeah.
A classic Kyle line here would be like, well, maybe your mom was a bitch. Maybe people just didn't like her, Kimber. Could that be it? Hey, Kimber, your mom was kind of a bitch, so she's, like, not that crazy, so I don't know, babe. I'm going to go get some cookies over there on the table. I'll be back.
Yo, they got free drinks here. Let's go. Yo, Kimber. Yeah, he's like across the deal. Yo, Kimber, they got tea. They got iced tea and cookies. Do you want some? I know you said it makes you bloated if you have it too early, but can you have it now? I know you're worried about stretch marks, but if you want some chips ahoy, let me know. I know you're like fat and all, but these are pretty good. I guess you can have one.
He, like, takes out his iPhone and puts it in his pocket. He's just playing Black and Yellow by Wiz Khalifa as loud as it possibly can go.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What funny stories do the hosts share?
0:00–0:33
2
Who is the special guest reading with the hosts?
0:33–1:18
3
What happens at the funeral in the story?
1:18–2:33
4
How do the hosts react to the horror stories?
2:33–4:13
5
What is the significance of the haunted items mentioned?
4:13–5:06
6
What are the humorous banter moments in the episode?
5:06–6:43
7
How do the hosts handle spooky situations?
6:43–8:24
8
What insights do they provide about storytelling?
8:24–5:35:48
Speakers
38 identified
Liam 143 min
Isaiah 93 min
Sophie 10 min
Ava 6 min
Jessica 5 min
Kyle 3 min
James 3 min
Hunter 2 min
Zoe 2 min
Charlotte 2 min
Ella 2 min
Mia 1 min
Bryce 1 min
Tom 1 min
William 1 min
Sophia 1 min
Rob 1 min
David 1 min
Daniel 1 min
Amelia 1 min
Ben 1 min
Nora (fictional character) 1 min
Ryan (Chumba Casino Narrator) 1 min
Chris 1 min
Jordan 1 min
Michael 1 min
Alice 1 min
Emily 1 min
Mark 1 min
Lucas 1 min
Grace
Noah
Sarah
Caitlin
Jane Doe
Oliver
John
Jacob