Monday Morning Podcast

Monday Morning Podcast 5-20-24

20 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Bill rambles about comment sections, irrational fears, and making out with a stripper in another country. Helix:  Helix is offering up to 30% off al...

Thursday Afternoon Monday 5-16-24

16 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Bill rambles with Joe Bartnick about choosing a beer, playoffs, and getting into with a guy in a wheel chair. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (5...

Monday Morning Podcast 5-13-24

13 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Bill rambles about pink whores, home court advantage, and corporate charity. SimpliSafe:  Get 20% off any new SimpliSafe system when you sign up for...

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 5-9-24

09 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Bill rambles about the Bruins, Snoop at the Hollywood Bowl, and Lee Majors. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (34:31) - Thursday Afternoon Throwba...

Monday Morning Podcast 5-6-24

06 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Bill rambles about the performing at the Hollywood Bowl, no-cash bail laws, and misandrists. Zip Recruiter:  Try for free at www.ZipRecruiter.com/BU...

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 5-2-24

02 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Bill rambles about the 'Unfrosted' premiere, reading greens, and microplastics. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (31:19) - Thursday Afternoon Thr...

Monday Morning Podcast 4-29-24

29 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Bill rambles about putting, looking for photos on his phone, and the news. Aura Frames:  Listeners can save on the perfect gift by visiting www.Aura...

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 4-25-24

25 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Bill rambles about life after the fall out, drumming to Willow Smith, and 'Unfrosted: The Pop Tart Movie'. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (33:3...

Monday Morning Podcast 4-22-24

22 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Bill rambles about 'getting too old for this shit', Maynard's birthday show, and blue collar lingo. The Tim Ferris Show:   Tim Ferriss has been list...

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 4-18-24

18 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Bill rambles about the 80's, war for resources, and driving at night in Los Angeles. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (32:50) - Thursday Afternoo...

Monday Morning Podcast 4-15-24

15 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Bill rambles about presenting an award, the passage of time, and more corporate lingo. Helix:  Helix is offering 20% off all mattress orders and two...

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 4-11-24

11 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Bil rambles about the tooth 'fairy', OJ Simpson, and yelling with raised eye-brows. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (32:25) - Thursday Afternoon...

Monday Morning Podcast 4-9-24

09 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Bill rambles about Yellow Springs, the eclipse, and corporate lingo. Zip Recruiter:   Try for free www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURR 

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 4-4-24

04 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Bill rambles about real estate agents, Steve Martin, and a small airport. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (34:27) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback...

Monday Morning Podcast 4-1-24

01 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Bill rambles about the history of the easter bunny, Ohtani 'not gambling', and surprise nose jobs. Sticker Giant:  Listeners can get 25% off their f...

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 3-29-24

29 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Bill rambles about back alley weed gummies, the Patrice O'Neal Benefit, and the Von Erich brothers. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (29:57) - Th...

Monday Morning Podcast 3-25-24

25 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Bill rambles about Missouri, the 'perfect man' robot, and I Dream Of Jeannie. Indochino: Dress better than the other guys with Indochino. Go to www.I...

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 3-21-24

21 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Bill rambles with Dave Elitch about his new course 'Stay Out Of Your Own Way', musical injuries, and bruising easily. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Po...

Monday Morning Podcast 3-18-24

18 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Bill rambles about St. Patrick's day, bear claw donuts, and which TV character he'd like to be. Sticker Giant:  Go to www.StickerGiant.com/BURR and ...

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 3-14-24

14 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Bill rambles with Esther Povitsky about being 'alone together', snacks that let you down, and her new movie 'Drugstore June' . Drugstore June is avail...

Monday Morning Podcast 3-11-24

11 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Bill rambles about Irish looking people, going to Indianapolis, and revolting against face I.D. SimpliSafe:  Listeners get a special 20% off any new...

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 3-7-24

07 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Bill rambles about parking garage valets, world building, and getting drunk with DeRosa back in the day. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast  (31:3...

Monday Morning Podcast 3-4-24

04 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Bill rambles about nasty yoga studios, fasting, and ice-wall logic. Sticker Giant:  Get 25% off your first order with code BURR at checkout at  www...

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 2-29-24

04 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Bill rambles about '60s social scenes, the legendary Richard Lewis, and old television habits. TOUR DATES:  www.billburr.com/TOUR  

Monday Morning Podcast 2-26-24

26 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Bill rambles about his shows in the Pacific Northwest, weight-loss drugs, and having a 'go-bag'. New Dates Added!  www.BillBurr.com/TOUR  

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 2-22-24

22 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Bill rambles about back springs, the patriarchy, and Portland. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (34:36) - Thursday Throwback 2-22-16 - Bill rambl...

Monday Morning Podcast 2-19-24

19 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Bill rambles about happy loud people, flat earth motivation, and cheerleaders. Indochino:  Use code BURR to get 10% off any purchase of $399 or more...

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 2-16-24

16 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Bill rambles with Joe Bartnick about old casinos, assisted reality, and broadcast gimmicks.  

Monday Morning Podcast 2-12-24

12 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Bill rambles about the Super Bowl, leaving a loud party, and the Sphere. Helix: Helix is offering 20% off all mattress orders and two free pillows f...

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 2-8-24

09 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Bill rambles about car jacks, arguing, and doing his act in French. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (32:28) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 2-8-1...

Monday Morning Podcast 2-5-24

05 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Bill rambles about his fast food dreams, Escape from New York, and losing to the market. ZipRecruiter:  Try Zip Recruiter for free at www.ZipRecruit...

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 2-1-24

01 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Bill rambles with Jon Lovitz about how little respect they have for each other. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (01:04:21) - Thursday Afternoon ...

Monday Morning Podcast 1-29-24

29 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Bill rambles about the NFL Championship games, cold plunges, and an evil sister-in-law. Zip Recruiter:  Try Zip Recruiter for free by going to www.Z...

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 1-25-24

25 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Bill rambles about 'wide right', money, and entourages. 00:00 - Thursday Afternoon Podcast 32:05 - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 1-25-16 Bill rambles...

Monday Morning Podcast 1-22-24

22 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Bill rambles about the second staircase, the Epstein list, and birthday gifts. Hims:  Start your free online visit today at www.Hims.com/BURR  Indo...

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 1-19-24

19 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Bill rambles about the election, pump up music, and studio musicians. 00:00 - Thursday Afternoon Podcast 32:00 - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 1-18-16...

Monday Morning Podcast 1-15-24

16 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Bill rambles about being in the mountains, Peacock, and A.I. training us. Policy Genius:  Head to www.policygenius.com/BILLBURR  to get your free l...

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 1-11-24

11 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Bill rambles about the great Bill Belechick, drumming at the Bon Scott tribute, and tough gigs. The 11th Annual Patrice O'Neal Comedy Benefit Tuesday...

Monday Morning Podcast 1-8-24

08 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Bill rambles about bob sledding, public restrooms, and gout. New Dates Added:  www.billburr.com/TOUR Helix:  Helix is offering 20% off all mattress...

Thursday Afternoon Monday Podcast 1-4-24

04 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Bill rambles about the upcoming Dean Delray Bonscott Tribute, old school slapping, and Boston sports. (00:00)  Thursday Afternoon Podcast (29:51) Th...

Monday Morning Podcast 1-2-24

02 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Bill rambles about the Rose Bowl, tailgating, and Southwestern Airlines.

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 12-29-23

29 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Bill rambles about hitting the scale, sex with robots, and orange slices with your coffee. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast  (33:35) - Thursday ...

Monday Morning Podcast 12-26-23

27 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Bill rambles about Christmas Day, having a back-up plan for your dreams, and realizing you're the asshole. www.billburr.com/TOUR

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 12-21-23

21 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Bill rambles with Joe Bartnick about working at a driving range, touring together, and shooting Old Dads. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (47:08...

Monday Morning Podcast 12-18-23

18 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Bill rambles about seeing Queens of the Stone Age, 'no make-up', and Southwest Airlines overweight passenger policy. Zip Recruiter: Go to www.ZipRecr...

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 12-14-23

14 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Bill rambles with Adam Driver about his new film Ferrari - directed by Michael Mann, questioning their careers, and 'pre-psychiatry' times.   Ferrari...

Monday Morning Podcast 12-11-23

11 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Bill rambles about puking, the election, and electric cars. Zip Recruiter: Go to www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURR to try it for free

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 12-7-23

07 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Bill rambles with Gavin Matts about his new special, Canada, and guns. AG1: If you want to take ownership of your health, try AG1 and get a free 1-y...

Monday Morning Podcast 12-4-23

04 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Bill rambles about 2024 Tour Dates, Ozempic, and starting a book club. 2024 TOUR DATES: www.billburr.com/TOUR Pre-Sale Dec.6 with code: BURR On-Sale ...

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 11-30-23

01 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Bill rambles about clutter, the algorithm, and old politicians. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (31:33) - Thursday Throwback 11-23-15 Bill rambl...

Monday Morning Podcast 11-27-23

27 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Bill rambles about car shows, ripping coffee, shampoo. SODA: https://youtu.be/wfSj2MnfTZo?si=m6AoukgIaqFig6I8 Stamps.com:  Sign up with promo code ...

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 11-24-23

24 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Bill rambles about black Friday, Charlie Brown, and Soda. Soda: https://youtu.be/wfSj2MnfTZo?si=0icSXD3AA4XDAoF0   (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Pod...

Monday Morning Podcast 11-20-23

20 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Bill rambles about addictive cellphone game addiction, Las Vegas capitalism, and old school food places. Policy Genius:  Head to policygenius.com/BI...

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 11-16-23

17 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Bill rambles about egg cremes, Monaco, and getting deep. (00:00) Thursday Afternoon Podcast (34:14) Thursday Throwback: 11-16-23: Bill rambles about ...

Monday Morning Podcast 11-13-23

14 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Bill rambles about Madison Square Garden, a cashless society, and Old Dads. Indochino:  Refresh your wardrobe with the best prices of the year durin...

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 11-9-23

09 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Bill rambles about the Scope Arena, the price of a Big Mac, and Icelandic broads.  (00:00) - (31:03) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (31:07) - (01:17:2...

Monday Morning Podcast 11-6-23

06 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Bill rambles about room service, iconic Vegas fountains, and sign language at comedy shows. Zip Recruiter: Try Zip Recruiter for free at www.ZipRecru...

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 11-2-23

02 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Bill rambles about his morning, Manhattan Transfer, and Saturday Night Live with the lovely Nia. (00:00) - (31:58)  Thursday Afternoon Podcast (32:1...

Monday Morning Podcast 10-30-23

30 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Bill rambles about the social media addiction, women talking, and nature videos. SimpliSafe:  For a limited time, save 40% on any new system with a ...

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 10-26-23

26 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Bill rambles about cheating, lifting weights in the 80s, and Christmas gifts. (00:00) - (31:28)  Thursday Afternoon Podcast (31:28) - (01:27:02) Thu...

Monday Morning Podcast 10-23-23

23 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Bill rambles about the Green Machine, Brazil, and starting comedy today. ZipRecuiter:  Try Zip Recruiter for free with by going to www.ZipRecruiter....

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 10-19-23

19 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Bill rambles about getting startled, Playboy, and trolling. **Bill's bluetooth headphones were unknowingly connected affecting the audio quality (00:0...

Monday Morning Podcast 10-16-23

16 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Bill rambles about Migs Mayfeld, his right to yell about sports, and money pits. SimpliSafe:  For a limited time, get 20% off your new system when y...

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 10-12-23

12 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Bill rambles about pies, McDonalds selling out, and Pantera. Zip Recruiter:  Try Zip Recrutier for free at www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURR BetMGM: Downloa...

Monday Morning Podcast 10-9-23

09 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Bill rambles about Niagara Falls, golf clubs, and American tourists.

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 10-5-23

05 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Bill rambles about the Orioles, brutalism architecture, and the Vegas sphere. SimpliSafe:  For a limited time, get 20% off your new system when you ...

Monday Morning Podcast 10-2-23

02 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Bill rambles about Chinese food, Springsteen, and Egypt. Indochino: Add fresh layers to your fall style with Indochino. Go to www.Indochino.com and ...

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 9-28-23

29 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Bill rambles with Paul Virzi about choking, motivational speakers, and Sinatra. Policy Genius: Head to www.policygenius.com or click the link in the ...

Monday Morning Podcast 9-25-23

25 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Bill rambles about Deion, a big chick at work, and single ladies. ZipRecruiter:  Go to www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURR to try Zip Recruiter for free. Pol...

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 9-21-23

21 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Bill rambles with comedian and Rose Bowl tailgate legend Joe Bartnick about growing up around a bar, Pittsburgh, and his new special ‘A Killing In C...

Monday Morning Podcast 9-18-23

19 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Bill rambles about Chile, Athens, and Muttley.   ZipRecruiter:  Go to www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURR to try Zip Recruiter for free.

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 9-14-23

15 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Bill rambles with Brian Holtzman about history, heat, and his new special ‘#Cancel Holtzman’ available at The Comedy Store’s YouTube channel:  ...

Monday Morning Podcast 9-11-23

11 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Bill rambles about tourists waiting in lines, stupid phones, and greek wedding cosplay.  Bill Burr:  Live at the Troubadour 3 | the Monday Morning ...

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 9-7-23

07 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Bill rambles with Sam Morril about opening for Bill as an unknown comic, cool cities, and luck. (00:00 - 1:10:20)  -  Thursday Afternoon Podcast:  ...

Monday Morning Podcast 9-4-23

04 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Bill rambles about jet lag, Dubai, and 'Come on Eileen'. Indochino: Go to www.Indochino.com and use code BURR to get 10% off any purchase of $399 or ...

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 8-31-23

31 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Bill rambles with Dan Soder about elitist New Yorkers, home renovation shows, and embracing a nuclear fall-out.  

LIVE at the TROUBADOUR 3: PODCAST TEASER

30 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Bill rambles for an hour in front of a live audience!  Premiering Saturday September 2nd at www.YouTube.com/BillBurrOfficial  Recorded April 23, 20...

Monday Morning Podcast 8-28-23

28 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Bill rambles about being rear-ended by a truck, his guide to NYC, and 'Uptown Girl'. AG1:  Take ownership of your health, try AG1 and get a free 1-y...

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 8-24-23

24 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Bill rambles with Josh Homme about aliens, dressing room riders, and rock.  Check out Queens of the Stone Age's new album 'In Times New Roman' and se...

Monday Morning Podcast 8-21-23

21 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Bill rambles about the roach coach, the weather, and 'Fat Bottom Girls'. Butcher Box:  Sign up today at butcherbox.com/BURR and use code BURR to get...

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 8-17-23

17 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Bill rambles about the A.I. version of himself, hacky joke court, and bands that break up. AG1:  Take ownership of your health, try AG1 and get a fr...

Monday Morning Podcast 8-14-23

14 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Bill rambles about Halifax, trashing bands people like, and killing lobsters. ZipRecruiter:  Go to www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURR to try Zip Recruiter f...

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 8-10-23

10 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Bill rambles about Top Golf, bonuses, and 'THEY'. Indochino:  Go to www.Indochino.com and use code BURR to get 10% off any purchase of $399 or more.

Monday Morning Podcast 8-7-23

07 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Bill rambles about Martha's Vineyard, flying in a biplane, and robots. AG1:  Take ownership of your health, try AG1 and get a free 1-year supply of ...

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 8-3-23

03 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Bill rambles about Pink, butterscotch pudding, and farmland.

Monday Morning Podcast 7-31-23

31 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Bill rambles about summer, recalls, and palm trees. Policy Genius:  Head to www.policygenius.com or click the link in the description to get your fr...

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 7-27-23

27 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Bill rambles about 'Breakfast at Wimbledon', crying over the sink, and what he's listening to.

Monday Morning Podcast 7-24-23

24 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Bill rambles about 'Travis Tritt', artificial intelligence, and taxidermy. Gametime:  Download the Gametime app, create and account and use the code...

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 7-20-23

20 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Bill rambles with Jim Gaffigan about his garden, being suspicious, and knowing who's really crazy.  Check out Jim's new stand-up special DARK PALE on...

Monday Morning Podcast 7-17-23

18 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Bill rambles about Schwarzenegger's rise, Japan, and Therapy. SimpliSafe:   Listeners get a special 20% off any SimpliSafe system when you sign up f...

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 7-13-23

13 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Bill rambles with Nate Craig about the mid-west, touring together, and his new special LIVE AT THE GREEN MILL. Nate's Special: https://youtu.be/pUOHgj...

Monday Morning Podcast 7-10-23

10 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Bill rambles about Philadelphia, Cheesesteaks, and the Suez Canal.

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 7-6-23

07 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Bill rambles about RFK Jr., 'We Didn't Start The Fire', and Tom Cruise. SimpliSafe: Listeners get a special 20% off any SimpliSafe system when you si...

Monday Morning Podcast 7-3-23

03 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Bill rambles about America, Presidents' Families, and Farmland. Indochino:  Go to www.Indochino.com and use code BURR to get 10% off any purchase of...

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 6-29-23

30 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Bill rambles about his orange sleeping bag, jazz drummers, and 80's muscle style.

Monday Morning Podcast 6-26-23

26 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Bill rambles about snakes, Friday the 13th, and retiring. Policy Genius:  Head to www.policygenius.com or click the link in the description to get y...

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 6-22-23

22 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Bill rambles about flaming cars, jacked old guys, and cobalt mines. SimpliSafe:  Right now, get 20% off your new system when you sign up for Interac...

Monday Morning Podcast 6-19-23

19 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Bill rambles about hens, Arnold, and the dollar. ButcherBox:  Sign up today at www.butcherbox.com/BURR and use code BURR to get flank steak for free...

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 6-15-23

15 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Bill rambles with the lovely Nia about beautiful athletes, doing mushrooms together, and corruption. Helix:  Helix is offering 20% off all mattress ...

Monday Morning Podcast 6-12-23

12 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Bill rambles about poisoned food, introspective mushrooms, and Catch-22. Gametime:  Download the Gametime app, create an account, and use code BURR ...