Brooke and Jeffrey

Textual Healing: Steering Towards Deceit

30 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

A listener emailed us begging for help in LYING to her mom. She needs money to repair her car after an accident, but will her mom fall for whatever li...

Phone Tap: Dr. Foot Caresser

30 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Doctor’s offices these days are desperate for you to leave a review after every single visit. Today we’re calling a guy fresh off a podiatrist app...

Masked Speaker: Double Wife Double Life

30 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

You've heard of runaway brides, well one of our listeners was a runaway GROOM. While he was minutes away from exchanging vows, he came up with a way t...

Shock Collar Question of the Day (06/30/22)

30 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

National Cheese Pizza Day is this week and did you know, approximately 3 billion pizza pies are sold in our country every year..... but there are some...

FULL SHOW: Wednesday, June 29th, 2022

29 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

FULL SHOW: Wednesday, June 29th, 2022Curious if we look as bad as we sound? Follow us at:https://www.tiktok.com/@brookeandjeffreyhttps://www.instagram...

Win Brooke’s Bucks (06/29/22)

29 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Have a knack for trivia? Well, so does Brooke… Try to answer as many questions right as you can in 30 seconds. If you answer more correctly than Bro...

Second Date Update: What's Your Name Again?

29 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Brooke tried to stand up for the girl in today’s Second Date but it backfired BAD! Hear what she said and why she felt the need to defend this woman...

Phone Tap: What About Our Love Scrapbook

29 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

In today's Phone Tap Jeffrey is calling a restaurant to see if they’ll give him a table in the perfect position to interrupt his ex-girlfriends surp...

BUSTED! Cheaters get Exposed (06/29/22)

29 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Imagine coming home to surprise your partner only to find out that they’re in bed with someone else.. Ouch. This segment is all about you telling us...

Laser Stories (06/29/22)

29 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of lasers added in. Does it make sense? No not really, but it doesn’t HAVE TO… it’...

What's On Your Mind? (06/29/22)

29 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Brooke backed into a pole, Jose turned down an Influencer Deal, Alexis is in credit card debt, and Jeffrey has a bone to pick with grocery stores. It'...

Shock Collar Question of the Day (06/29/22)

29 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

During the first World War, the English language changed faster than almost any other time in history...The war produced a huge amount of military sla...

FULL SHOW: Tuesday, June 28th, 2022

28 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

FULL SHOW: Tuesday, June 28th, 2022Curious if we look as bad as we sound? Follow us at:https://www.tiktok.com/@brookeandjeffreyhttps://www.instagram.c...

Win Brooke’s Bucks (06/28/22)

28 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Have a knack for trivia? Well, so does Brooke… Try to answer as many questions right as you can in 30 seconds. If you answer more correctly than Bro...

Care Or Don't Care (06/28/22)

28 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Young Jeffrey has a hot stack of buzz-worthy news stories to read BUT we only get to hear them if we really care! If we don’t care, they get banishe...

Awkward Tuesday: Mattress Money

28 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

What happens when a small lie snowballs into a giant problem? It happened to one of our listeners and he needs to end a lie that he’s kept up for ov...

Phone Tap: Ping-Pong Mortgage

28 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Today’s Phone Tap victim is really close to purchasing his first home, so it’s really important he finalizes his mortgage paperwork. Unfortunately...

Masked Speaker: The Chili King

28 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Today's Masked Speaker crossed a line and took the one thing you're never supposed to take from a good friend...See omnystudio.com/listener for privac...

Shock Collar Question of the Day (06/28/22)

28 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

According to a new survey, 60% of people say they don’t get along with at least one next door family....and even 30% of people say they have problem...

FULL SHOW: Monday, June 27th, 2022

27 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

FULL SHOW: Monday, June 27th, 2022Curious if we look as bad as we sound? Follow us at:https://www.tiktok.com/@brookeandjeffreyhttps://www.instagram.co...

Win Brooke’s Bucks (06/27/22)

27 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Have a knack for trivia? Well, so does Brooke… Try to answer as many questions right as you can in 30 seconds. If you answer more correctly than Bro...

Whatcha Doin' at the UFO Festival?

27 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Over the weekend, believers from all over the galaxy gathered at one annual event… And Jose and Alexis were right there with their microphones in ha...

Second Date Update: Doggy Bag

27 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The guy on the phone for today’s Second Date got raked over the coals for something seemingly innocent he did at the tail end of his date. We need y...

Phone Tap: Timid Benjamin Knows Sales

27 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

They say you need a killer instinct to be successful in sales, and that means the character Jeffrey is playing in today’s Phone Tap must be the wors...

Loser Line (06/27/22)

27 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Don't give that creep at the bar your number! Slip him the Loser Line number instead and we'll play his awful voicemail on the air! To get the LOSER L...

Laser Stories (06/27/22)

27 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of lasers added in. Does it make sense? No not really, but it doesn’t HAVE TO… it’...

Shock Collar Question of the Day (06/27/22)

27 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

In 1969, The Apollo 11 space flight was one of the most dangerous missions anyone had ever attempted. Not only was NASA not sure the astronauts woul...

Today vs Back In The Day (06/24/22)

24 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

PODCAST EXCLUSIVE: We're pitting the generations against each other with the ultimate trivia game! It's Brooke vs. Alexis! Millennials have been frust...

FULL SHOW: Friday, June 24th, 2022

24 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

FULL SHOW: Friday, June 24th, 2022Curious if we look as bad as we sound? Follow us at:https://www.tiktok.com/@brookeandjeffreyhttps://www.instagram.co...

Win Brooke’s Bucks (06/24/22)

24 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Have a knack for trivia? Well, so does Brooke… Try to answer as many questions right as you can in 30 seconds. If you answer more correctly than Bro...

Second Date Update: Fearsome Foursome

24 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

What happens when you’re on a date and two mysterious strangers appear and sit down at your table? It happened to one of our listeners and he’ll e...

Phone Tap: Airline Seating Surprise

24 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Today’s Phone Tap Victim has an unwelcome surprise in store for her next flight, and today we’re calling from the airline to break the news!See om...

TikTok Click Shock (06/24/22)

24 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

One of the biggest hits on Netflix has done the unthinkable... And they have TikTok to thank for it... Plus, one woman got broken up with AND lost her...

Laser Stories (06/24/22)

24 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of lasers added in. Does it make sense? No not really, but it doesn’t HAVE TO… it’...

Shock Collar Question of the Day (06/24/22)

24 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

There are countless examples in the English language of things that you would never think have an official name. Today, I have three words that are th...

FULL SHOW: Thursday, June 23rd, 2022

23 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

FULL SHOW: Thursday, June 23rd, 2022Curious if we look as bad as we sound? Follow us at:https://www.tiktok.com/@brookeandjeffreyhttps://www.instagram....

What's On Your Mind? (06/23/22)

23 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Brooke has reached her breaking point, Jose caught up on Stranger Things, Alexis has new motion-sickness glasses, and Jeffrey has some thoughts on Spo...

Closure Call: Dude, Where's My Bro?

23 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

One of our listeners has spent years feeling betrayed and it all started when his good buddy STOLE his car with ZERO explanation. It's a brand new Clo...

Phone Tap: Ain't Nothin' But a Phone Ring

23 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

In today's Phone Tap, we’re going to use every ringtone on earth to try and mess with a woman who just wants to connect with a dating app match for ...

Shock Collar Question of the Day (06/23/22)

23 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Today we’re talking about branding! Big flashy colors are what attract consumers to your products and so I have put in front of you four signature c...

FULL SHOW: Wednesday, June 22nd, 2022

22 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

FULL SHOW: Wednesday, June 22nd, 2022Curious if we look as bad as we sound? Follow us at:https://www.tiktok.com/@brookeandjeffreyhttps://www.instagram...

Win Brooke’s Bucks (06/22/22)

22 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Have a knack for trivia? Well, so does Brooke… Try to answer as many questions right as you can in 30 seconds. If you answer more correctly than Bro...

Two Girlfriends and a Funeral

22 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

One woman is making the news for the crazy LOVE TRIANGLE she's stuck in.....And how far she went to get REVENGE.See omnystudio.com/listener for privac...

Second Date Update: Stranger in the Night

22 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

One of our listeners says her date decided to throw a MID-DATE surprise… And she LOVED IT… That's why it's so weird that now HE’S the one ghosti...

Phone Tap: Small Package Towing

22 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

In your Phone Tap, we’re calling a guy at work and telling him we’ve towed his car. Not only that, but his car CLEARLY says a lot about what he’...

Battle of the Tinder Dates (06/22/22)

22 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Tinder is fun, but the dates don’t always work out, and can sometimes be really… really bad. Two of our listeners battle HEAD-to-HEAD to see who h...

Laser Stories (06/22/22)

22 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of lasers added in. Does it make sense? No not really, but it doesn’t HAVE TO… it’...

Shock Collar Question of the Day (06/22/22)

22 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

It’s the grand finale of regional jargon! I’ll give you the word, the region and the part of speech and you have to tell me what the definition of...

Win Brooke’s Bucks (06/21/22)

21 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Have a knack for trivia? Well, so does Brooke… Try to answer as many questions right as you can in 30 seconds. If you answer more correctly than Bro...

Care Or Don't Care (06/21/22)

21 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Young Jeffrey has a hot stack of buzz-worthy news stories to read BUT we only get to hear them if we really care! If we don’t care, they get banishe...

Awkward Tuesday: They Scare the Helium Outta Me

21 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

A guy reached out to us for an Awkward Tuesday Phone Call trying to get out of something he said “YES” to doing with his girlfriend… You won’t...

Phone Tap: Smart Car Feedback

21 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Today’s Phone Tap victim is skeptical about how “smart” his car really is… so we’re calling to tell him all the scientifically precise ways ...

Shock Collar Question of the Day (06/21/22)

21 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Previously I've asked you to identify various North American colloquialisms and I’m happy to say I’ve grubbed up another batch of regional slang f...

Missed Connections (06/20/22)

20 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Everybody is looking for love and Young Jeffrey is here to help you find it. Hear the finest that Craigslist has to offer.See omnystudio.com/listener ...

Second Date Update: First Time Tinderer

20 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The woman in today’s Second Date is trying online dating for the first time after leaving a long term relationship. Her first try went so well she’...

Phone Tap: Restaurant Healer

20 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Instead of hearing out a customer about their unsatisfactory dining experience, Brooke is instead going to give him something better… Perspective…...

Loser Line (06/20/22)

20 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Don't give that creep at the bar your number! Slip him the Loser Line number instead and we'll play his awful voicemail on the air! To get the LOSER L...

Laser Stories (06/20/22)

20 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of lasers added in. Does it make sense? No not really, but it doesn’t HAVE TO… it’...

Shock Collar Question of the Day (06/20/22)

20 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

A new survey found that we start to appreciate the “finer things” in life around 26 years old. The survey also asked people to name the top things...

Today vs Back In The Day (06/17/22)

17 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

PODCAST EXCLUSIVE: We're pitting the generations against each other with the ultimate trivia game! It's Brooke vs. Alexis! Brooke's been on a winning ...

Second Date Update: Whack Beach Wedding

17 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

You have to take risks if you want to find true love! One of our listeners did exactly that when he crashed a strangers wedding! Hear what other dange...

Phone Tap: I Have A Pen An Apple Pen

17 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Today, Brooke is running the customer service desk after a long night... And she just can’t stay awake long enough to help our Phone Tap victim with...

Riffin' Around: Summer Jams

17 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

In today's edition of Riffin' Around, every single song the hosts are trying to identify has "Summer" in the title!See omnystudio.com/listener for pri...

Laser Stories (06/17/22)

17 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of lasers added in. Does it make sense? No not really, but it doesn’t HAVE TO… it’...

Shock Collar Question of the Day (06/17/22)

17 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Father's Day is this weekend...So we're doing an Around the Room, Daddies, Zaddies, and Baddies, Grass Growin', Lawn Mowin' Father's Day Shock Collar ...

FULL SHOW: Thursday, June 16th, 2022

16 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

FULL SHOW: Thursday, June 16th, 2022Curious if we look as bad as we sound? Follow us at:https://www.tiktok.com/@brookeandjeffreyhttps://www.instagram....

Win Brooke’s Bucks (06/16/22)

16 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Have a knack for trivia? Well, so does Brooke… Try to answer as many questions right as you can in 30 seconds. If you answer more correctly than Bro...

TikTok Click Shock (06/16/22)

16 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

There's a new audio illusion that's tearing the internet apart... Plus, a 19 year became so famous on TikTok that an NFL Team created a job just for h...

Phone Tap: Raiden's on a Rampage

16 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

We’re instituting a new policy where your food delivery drivers are allowed to eat a REASONABLE amount of your food. And our Phone Tap victim is NOT...

Masked Speaker: Fairways and Weddings

16 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Today's Masked Speaker requested that ANY GIRLFRIENDS not listen to his segment. Because he desperately doesn't want his own girlfriend to know the sh...

Shock Collar Question of the Day (06/16/22)

16 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

In honor of Brooke's Birthday, each host has to fill in the blank and finish one of her old tweets to avoid getting shocked!See omnystudio.com/listene...

FULL SHOW: Wednesday, June 15th, 2022

15 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

FULL SHOW: Wednesday, June 15th, 2022Curious if we look as bad as we sound? Follow us at:https://www.tiktok.com/@brookeandjeffreyhttps://www.instagram...

Win Brooke’s Bucks (06/15/22)

15 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Have a knack for trivia? Well, so does Brooke… Try to answer as many questions right as you can in 30 seconds. If you answer more correctly than Bro...

Second Date Update: Models & Manchester

15 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

A professional model says she recently started listening to our show, but is she open to love with one of our listeners?See omnystudio.com/listener fo...

Phone Tap: Rolando Mattress Guarantee

15 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Rolando is back for a brand new Phone Tap! Today we’re calling a mattress customer and telling him his purchase has been certified by a “Rolando G...

BUSTED! Cheaters get Exposed (06/15/22)

15 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Imagine coming home to surprise your partner only to find out that they’re in bed with someone else.. Ouch. This segment is all about you telling us...

Laser Stories (06/15/22)

15 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of lasers added in. Does it make sense? No not really, but it doesn’t HAVE TO… it’...

FULL SHOW: Tuesday, June 14th, 2022

14 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

FULL SHOW: Tuesday, June 14th, 2022Curious if we look as bad as we sound? Follow us at:https://www.tiktok.com/@brookeandjeffreyhttps://www.instagram.c...

Care Or Don't Care (06/14/22)

14 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Young Jeffrey has a hot stack of buzz-worthy news stories to read BUT we only get to hear them if we really care! If we don’t care, they get banishe...

Awkward Tuesday: Big Shoes To Fill

14 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The guy in today’s Awkward Tuesday Phone Call is hoping to reveal some truth to his girlfriend, without being dumped. Can he walk that delicate line...

Phone Tap: Company Needs You to Step Up

14 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

We call an unsuspecting worker to tell them that EVERYTHING he uses in his office is now gonna start costing money, including this call!See omnystudio...

Masked Speaker: 20 to Life Hacks

14 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

One of our listeners says they've come up with a foolproof way to get out of jury duty... that works 100% of the time... and they've never been caught...

Shock Collar Question of the Day (06/14/22)

14 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

A new poll found 41% of Americans claim they are above average at spelling and we're going to put that to the test...I have a list of some easy, but v...

FULL SHOW: Monday, June 13th, 2022

13 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

FULL SHOW: Monday, June 13th, 2022Curious if we look as bad as we sound? Follow us at:https://www.tiktok.com/@brookeandjeffreyhttps://www.instagram.co...

Whatcha Doin’ at the New Kids On The Block?

13 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

We sent Jose and Alexis into the mob of Moms waiting outside a big arena to ask... Whatcha Doin' At the New Kids On The Block Concert?See omnystudio.c...

Second Date Update: Funny Farm

13 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The guy in today’s Second Date wanted his date to meet his parents right away! Is that a good sign or a huge red flag?See omnystudio.com/listener fo...

Phone Tap: The Marvelous Mr. Mushroom Man

13 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

We call a sous chef and offer him a big time TV gig as long as he can put up with the ego of the most pretentious head chef of all time!See omnystudio...

Loser Line (06/13/22)

13 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Don't give that creep at the bar your number! Slip him the Loser Line number instead and we'll play his awful voicemail on the air! To get the LOSER L...

Laser Stories (06/13/22)

13 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of lasers added in. Does it make sense? No not really, but it doesn’t HAVE TO… it’...

Shock Collar Question of the Day (06/13/22)

13 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

A new report just came out that calculated the highest paid comedians over the last year and I'll tell you the names on this list are famous people yo...

FULL SHOW: Friday, June 10th, 2022

10 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

FULL SHOW: Friday, June 10th, 2022Curious if we look as bad as we sound? Follow us at:https://www.tiktok.com/@brookeandjeffreyhttps://www.instagram.co...

Today vs Back In The Day (06/10/22)

10 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

PODCAST EXCLUSIVE: We're pitting the generations against each other with the ultimate trivia game! It's Brooke vs. Alexis! This week the pressure is b...

Win Brooke’s Bucks (06/10/22)

10 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Have a knack for trivia? Well, so does Brooke… Try to answer as many questions right as you can in 30 seconds. If you answer more correctly than Bro...

Second Date Update: Too Late To Apologize

10 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The guy in today’s Second Date wants our help to apologize for saying one of the rudest things we’ve ever heard on this show. Is it too little too...

Phone Tap: Trudy De Nudie

10 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Today’s Phone Tap victim doesn’t know anyone in the neighborhood she’s moving to, so we’re introducing her to her first new friend: Trudy De N...

Lifetime Supply Winners

10 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

People around the world who have won LIFETIME prizes are coming forward and telling us what it's really like.. And we're going over the weirdest and m...

Laser Stories (06/10/22)

10 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of lasers added in. Does it make sense? No not really, but it doesn’t HAVE TO… it’...

Shock Collar Question of the Day (06/10/22)

10 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

According to a new survey, more than 80% of people say they settle for things that aren't the best, whether they are big or small. The #1 thing from t...

Win Brooke’s Bucks (06/09/22)

09 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Have a knack for trivia? Well, so does Brooke… Try to answer as many questions right as you can in 30 seconds. If you answer more correctly than Bro...

TikTok Click Shock (06/09/22)

09 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

A guy is going viral for using something that hasn’t been popular since the Great Depression...Plus, we have a list of the top 3 most entertaining c...