You Wouldn't
Episodes
Cars 'n Houses
02 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Will gets invited into the Aussie content house and Pat already wants a new car.Anna Paul DramaAussie Content HouseNew WhipRiddlesFooty News w/ Latham...
What Tool Are You?
30 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Will is in Melbourne and gives us an insight into the life of a comedian. A Classic Pat and Will MomentToolsAdolescenceIdaho MurdererAFL Getups H...
“That’s Just A Curry Puff Lad”
26 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Show rundowns and lost aura, the Hoods and Helmets tour is officially done.Shows ShoutoutPat’s Nothing DayCurry PuffsNegative AuraWill’s Letterbox...
Breaking News?
23 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The boys debrief the live show tour, and break down the world’s biggest headlines.ShowsNews StoriesThe MegDragHotlines Hosted on Acast. See acast.co...
Tour Hundred
19 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The boys park up in Perth airport for one of the worst episodes ever. 200 and that but.Perth RecapThe First EpisodePat’s ShartAdelaide Apartment Hos...
Tour Week
16 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We are on ourtay right now! Let's ogeeeeLive TourCryingNumbers GameBig BrotherEating ChallengesHair Loss MythbustingHotline Hosted on Acast. See acast...
First Time Flyers
12 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Eshayyyy Billliieeeeee$75 SubwayMAFSMadi GrasFirst Time FlyersConcertsNRLDrag RaceHotlines Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information...
Dream Houses and Weddings
09 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Can Pat say a line starting with every letter on the alphabet while he’s on the phone?ADHDGolden BoyWeddingsPrank CallCartel Hosted on Acast. See ac...
Ogelympics 3
05 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Tune in for the third edition of Ogelympics!Price is RightFamily FeudFinish The LyricsSports Quiz Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more info...
Ogescars > Oscars
02 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Pat’s wedding shocker and Will’s Top 3 worst songs.Indian Food ReviewsBillie EilishWeddingsSmoking in JapanRosieTop 3 Worst Songs Hosted on Acast....
Jarch The Ripper
26 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Jarch is here to spill his recent shocker at a wedding and whether or not he’d be a good serial killer.PokiesWeddingsSerial KillersNorth KoreaSex Dr...
Two Special Guests
23 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Who are the special guests on the couch today? Mutual FriendsWould You Rather?Guzman IncidentSecond GuestStolen TikTokBad Hotline Hosted on Acast...
Hoods and Helmets
19 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Will is back from his adult circumcision.CircedWhite LotusSkydivingGeneral KnowledgeHotlines Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more informati...
Spelling Bee
16 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The boys take on a spelling bee and have a high stakes game of Hot or Not.Valentines DayWill’s ConfrontationSpelling BeeBald and the BeautifulHotlin...
Trial of the Century
12 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Kyle is prosecuted in the court of law.The TrialJordan Tan and Jack MacSuper BowlHotline Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
RackaRacka (Danny and Michael Philippou)
09 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The boys fly to Adelaide to talk with the RackaRacka boys, Danny and Michael Philippou. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Listen With Your Grandma
05 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The boys recap a day in Adelaide and very important food delivery controversy.AdelaideVirginLuke CombsFood DeliveryHotline Hosted on Acast. See acast....
Shop Liftin' Clifton
02 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Pat gets caught for shop lifting and Will gets too descriptive on a personal matter.StealingPornTiktokerFlight RiskPat Sold His CarHotline Hosted on A...
Pat's a Muscle-them
29 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Pat comes out with a huge announcement: he is a muscle-them. And Will listens to drag music in the gym. TineaLuke CombsWeatherNFLTrailersSeveranc...
"I didn't do nothing!"
26 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The boys look back at nostalgic Aussie Rap and play Family Feud. CopFather Son CampKerserWorld RecordFamily Feud Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/p...
Pat Clifton's Day Off
22 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The boys debate whether they’d rather be in 127 hours or The Jungle.Nonna TinaT2 LanesPat’s Big DayStreamingYears ChallengeGuiness World Record&nb...
The Boys Are Back In Town
19 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The boys are back for 2025 and try weird Japanese snacks from Kyle.JapanSnack ChallengeRu PaulNoosaTattoosNosferatuHotline Hosted on Acast. See acast....
Athletes
15 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Back to regular programming on Monday!GiftsTow TrucksSportsImpressions Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Best of 2024 Part 2
12 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Here is Part 2 of the best moments of last year. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The Ogelympics 2
08 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The boys run back a head to head in the Ogelympics. ScattegoriesYW DictionaryMisunderstood Songs GameGeneral Knowledge Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/...
Best of 2024 Part 1
05 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Here is Part 1 of the best moments of last year. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Lost Paradise
01 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Join the boys on a road trip before and after their live show at Lost Paradise. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Resolutions and Bingo Cards
29 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The boys look back at their resolutions and bingo cards from the start of the year and predict some things for the year coming.FestivalsResolutions an...
Fast Passes To The Deep
25 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Are there volcanic sharks in the ocean now? The boys have one of the worst general knowledge quiz performances of all time.Boxing DayOcean Conspiracie...
It's Not Christmas Eve
22 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Christmas time is coming and the boys talk about their most anticipated Christmas things.Dream ChristmasChristmas SongsThe Wish ListChristmas Quiz Hos...
Will Is Not A Better Man
18 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Will has just seen one of his top 5 movies of 2024 and Pat was very nervous during an ultrasound.Will's Relationship UpdateBetter ManCarry OnThe Good ...
Kykie's Birthday
15 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The boys in the studio get Kykie a very special present for his birthday.Cakes and CandlesSquid Games 2 Hawk Tuah Meme CoinVeronica BHotline Host...
Yachts and Appendicitis
11 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The boys unpack a hugeeee weekend. Pat and Kyle took on a hacker major and the Christmas party, whilst Will was stuck in the hospital with Appendiciti...
Ogescars Recap
08 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The boys sit down and give us a rundown of the greatest award show in history. Ogescars HistoryLathamBusiness ClassAdrian PortelliWrapped Hosted ...
The 2024 Ogescars
05 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
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Business Class Menu
04 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Will got his teeth whitened and Pat watched Wicked. Teeth WhiteningBowralWickedWill’s GenerosityHotline Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy ...
Pat's Got News
01 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Pat brings some big news to the podcast. TikTok AwardsJojo SiwaCircusVolley ShootPat’s NewsHotline Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for m...
What Would You Do?
27 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Will is leaving his boyfriend to ride in Economy while he’s in Business Class. Is he in the wrong? And what would you do if you partner kissed someo...
Does Will Have A Boyfriend?
24 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Will has some big big news for Pat.Boyfriend?OgescarsIf I were…WickedHotlines Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Oldies Gone Wild
20 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Pat and Will talk about the weird shit that goes on at the Star Casino. Was the Mike Tyson fight rigged?CasinoKids at PoolsNew Era of FightingTerrifie...
Influence Her w/ Charlotte
17 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Charlotte gets the late call up, making her long awaited return. They chat about Pat’s controversial present for Mimi and Charlotte’s next big pro...
Honeyant
13 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Pat stuffed his sleep study up, and the boys reminisce on some of their favourite songs. Pat addresses the Zach Bryan saga.Gym WigoutAntsOn The LineTe...
Eshay Chris
10 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Pat went to Coldplay, there is a Zach Bryan diss track, and Will spent a small fraction of his bank account on the presidential suite in The Crown.&nb...
Happy Birthday Will!
06 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The boys join in celebrating Will’s party that Kyle’s not invited to. The Ogeeeeescars are coming!!Will’s Rollercoaster MorningSleep StudyOgesca...
Memes (Best of Edition)
03 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The boys get together and reminisce on their favourite old memes. PackageCraziest WanksFIFAMemes Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more ...
Boys With Da Hood
30 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Will’s back from LA with a foreskin. The boys chat about finding friends on Hinge and the Zach Bryan cheating scandal.Sex WorkersForeskinHinge ...
The Armish Almonds w/ Jaxon Fairbairn
27 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Pat is joined by his close friend and ex-housemate Jaxon Fairbairn. They discuss the Armish, their living habits and whether or not you can wank on yo...
In Me Mansion
23 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
While Pat holds down the fort at the studio, Will joins live from his mansion in LA. The boys catch up to discuss Will’s huge logs, America’s weir...
Bodybuilders and Jacuzzis
20 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Pat starts his new segment ‘Pat’s Pondering,’ and talks all things bodybuilding. Will talks about the insane price of his Air BnB extras. Will d...
History Lesson w/ Jeremy Gibb
16 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The boys sit down with Will's dad.Will's SchoolingJeremy’s Love StoryA Long Quick QuestionPat’s Stand UpHotline Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/pri...
Pat the Hitchhiker
13 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The people have spoken and Pat gets to tell his exhilarating story when he was hitchhiking in Yosemite. The boys discover why hurricanes are named aft...
Gypsy Rose Menendez
09 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Pat is back from his long awaited Terrigal holiday. Will and Pat discuss the new series on the Menendez brothers, and whether or not Gypsy Rose and th...
Lawnmower The Musical
06 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On the agenda today is Col Calling, The Joker 2 and the Sex Shop. This episode is jam packed, as we dive deep into Col’s experience at the Paralympi...
Kyle Has Lost The Plot
02 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Kyle is back and has actually lost the plot. Strap in for an episode of shambles. The boys share their most embarrassing stories, but nothing worse th...
Chin Chin vs Mr Wong
29 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Description: Pat unpacks his underwhelming date to Chin Chin, and explains why he banished Will from the restaurant. Will talks about Megalopolis, a n...
Sherlock Pat
25 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Pat brings back one the great segments of ‘Am I a bad person?’ and has a juiccccy one. The boys discuss park bench commemorations, is it a bit sad...
Ilkmay that tastes like real ilkmay
22 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Happy Monday Youwouldnters! On the ep today, the boys talk Luke Combs and Olivias upcoming tours. Will shares the most boring story ever said on the p...
Clone a C*ck
18 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The boys get into a debate about the upcoming NRL finals. Will rips into a brand he thinks is faking their intentions. Is Will gonna follow through wi...
The Ogelympics
17 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The boys are back for the Ogeeeeelympics! Will and Pat get tested on all the favourite segments to see who is the better man. Disclaimer: This episode...
Stomach Aches and Bathtubs
11 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to Pat’s school of medical advice, where he fixes Will’s recent serious ailments. Will gives the rundown on his Adelaide trip, filled with...
The Gambler
09 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Pat shows off his fresh ink and gets a bad reaction from Will. Is there anything worse than getting sprayed by your mates’ parents? Will’s off to ...
Hey Boss w/ Hello Sport
04 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The bosses finally join the boys on the couch and receive their quarterly performance review. It’s not looking good… Tom and Eddy look back at the...
Made In Alexandria
01 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Will and Pat’s man join the set and get amongst the chaos of this episode. Who knows Pat better: lifelong best friend Will or girlfriend? The boys a...
Dragonfly Heckler
28 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Pat has shit the bed, and Will has got pulled over by the cops. A great start to the episode. Will talks about his wrap on his tour and his very event...
The Saddest Episode Ever
25 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The You Wouldn’t Podcast has claimed their spot amongst the likes of Fisher in the little orange box on the official line-up announcement of Lost Pa...
Charlotte Got Botox
21 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Charlotte is back from her ‘Mean Girls’ trip to Bali and has some stories to tell, involving a homeless orgy and a bomb in a bag. Will and Pat loo...
Goodbye London, Hello America
18 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Will says farewell to the love of his life originating from his college days and looks to his new man situated very inconveniently in LA. Pat gives hi...
Costco
14 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Kyle’s incompetence means that the first 5 minutes of the podcast is lost forever but don’t worry. The boys still come on hot. They rant about the...
Will Madrid
11 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Will and Pat have a big, big announcement, as they begin testing of their new product. Will spills the beans on his brief time at Real Madrid, where h...
Prison Time
07 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Will and Pat are back on the couch for a jam-packed episode. Is Will’s therapist a rip-off or was his horror story a true yarn? And is America the s...
Pat Has A Girlfriend
04 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
All is revealed as Pat tells the most romantic thing he has ever done. But… Will’s not impressed. Pat gives the movies another chance and they div...
Doctor Bing Bong w/ Charlotte Gibb
31 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Charlotte Gibbons is back for the most anticipated episode ever. Join the boys in learning about Charlotte’s life post-graduation, Pat’s update on...
Mother Tilly w/ Tilly Oddy-Black
28 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The boys welcome Tilly and Tom on the couch and spill some juicy stories of their trips to Brisbane. Will has something to say about Pat’s recent so...
American’t
24 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Will is back! Almost like he never left… He has returned and he is on a rant. Will gives his thoughts on the Hawk Tuah meetup. Pat gives the rundown...
USGay
23 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Will prepares for his hard-earned holiday to the US, and gives the rundown for each city. And Pat reflects on his wild American stories, from benderin...
Sleepovers
21 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Is it Christmas morning? Because it sure feels like it. The boys are coming the back off their favourite nights. Pat has witnessed one of the greatest...
Pattoo
17 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Pat reveals his newest tattoo which receives some mixed opinions from the studio, but the most important thing is that Pat is happy with it of course....
Pat’s Clogged Up
14 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Back like they never left, the boys are on set with an episode filled with chaos. The most recent happenings in the social media regarding Sketch, Tay...
Joepening up
10 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Joe is back on the podcast, as he attempts to make amends for the worst episode ever. The boys rip into his recent school report, and talk about how p...
Pat's Carnivwhore Diet
07 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Will’s back with lots of treats and surprises… Soap exposes some dirty antics before the boys get right back into their groove. Pat tells his fami...
Who Needs Will?
03 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Breaking news: Will quit the pod (just for today). He had a headache going to bed and woke up as a little bitch... anyways time for Pat...
Busy Bee
30 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The real reason behind Will’s singular relationship status is revealed - he’s just "too busy" for a boyfie. Then we come back for seconds at witne...
Willbo Gaggins
26 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Have you ever wondered how deep Will can suck a dildo? Neither. Pat and Will consider all things Only Fans - how much they'd do it for, how much they'...
Foreskins get stitches
23 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The boys recap last night’s Sydney show; the highs and the lows, and Will gives some absolutely shocking news on his date. Will explains his desire ...
Under Sydney
19 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Sydney show is tonight, let’s ogeee! Listen in to hear the boys recap the tours so far, what’s the worst and best cities to go to? Someone has cal...
Livid for Vivid
16 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Let’s ogeee. The well-awaited Melbourne girl update is upon us and is juicy as ever. Will offers up his general knowledge quiz crown as the boys bat...
Worst episode since Joe
12 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Is this the worst episode since Joe? The boys spend half of the episode eating lollies and the other half mourning the loss of Pat’s dog. You may as...
Swim and a bang
09 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
New phone who dis. Will’s excited for another one of his most anticipated movies and Pat gives his wrap on a very eventful State of Origin. The boys...
3 million kms
05 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Happy Thursday team! The boys are on the couch, and are in a rather inquisitive mood. They question some of the biggest scientific marvels, and it is ...
Kick It Forward
02 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Will and Pat sit down with the comedy trio from Perth, the Kick it Forward boys. The boys dive into which AFL players they think are coming out and go...
me-L-bourne
29 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The boys are back from Melbourne and the beans are spilled. Have a listen to see what actually went down. Did Will go on his date, and did Pat meet th...
Carry-on Luggage
26 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The boys sit down before they leave for Melbourne, and give their predictions on the trip. Will Pat meet the love of his life? Is Will going to spend ...
In our dating era
22 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We are in Melbourne this weeeekeeend. Will and Pat have already lined up two dates in Melbourne… tune in to see how they feel about them. Can you gu...
Business Class
19 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Melbourne show is this week. Let’s ogeeee! Tune in as Pat finally likes something that Will has always tried to get Pat to do. Should Will upgrade h...
Project Mbappe
15 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The boys are back! Pat delivers a heartfelt apology as he attempts to reconcile his relationship with the listeners. Will leaks his secret plan to cre...
Pat gets triggered
12 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This episode is absolute chaos. Have a listen to see what the boys think about Olivia Rodrigo’s announcement, discover Pat’s Star Wars stupidity, ...
Planet of the Gapes
08 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The boys are back with another thrilling episode. Pat spills the beans on his failed date that ends up stuck in a Maccas car park. Will tries to ...
Getting tight with Alex
05 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The middle couch is occupied today with comedian and friend of the show Aleks Milinkovic. Things get particularly rogue on this one. From roasting old...
Is Love Real?
01 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Live Show Melbourne tickets on sale 6PM MONDAY!! Let's oge. The boys are back in the studio to record EP 107 and Pat's got a spring in his step. Will ...
Our Younger Brother Joe
28 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Long-time friend of the boys Joe Bird joins Will and Pat on the couch. In the longest podcast ever recorded, the boys definitely didn't skip any detai...