You Wouldn't
Episodes
Beers & Barbies
16 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Join the Bean Spillers: https://patreon.com/user?u=94695129&u...Pat's potential new challenge, Zach Bryan drama, Over thinking & Is death row ...
Emergency episode w. Danny Philippou
13 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Join the Bean Spillers: https://patreon.com/user?u=94695129&u...Emergency episode w. Danny PhilippouRackaRackaBring Her BackTalk To MeMovies Hoste...
Pat The Nature Boy Clifton
09 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Join the Bean Spillers: https://patreon.com/user?u=94695129&u...Pat and Will react to Shark VS Killer Whale & Talk OriginNatureState OF Origin...
You Wouldn't Propaganda
06 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Join the Bean Spillers: https://patreon.com/user?u=94695129&u...Will & Pat fill us in on propaganda they're not falling for & blind rank k...
Idsquay Amegay
02 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
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49 Hour Flight
29 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
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First Date Headnoise
25 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Pat invents a riddle & Will has first date headnoiseRiddlesGay NudesFirst DatesOgescarsPersonality Test Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for...
Nephew Day
22 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Pat thinks he crushed at the hospital and the boys rank the all-time artists.OriginPat’s NephewLove of MothersHobbiesBlind RankingArtist Tier List H...
Healthy Road Rage
18 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Will looks at Justin Beiber’s crash outs and Pat gives his Top 3 feelings.Justin BeiberOn Par PackageIt EndsTop 3 SoundsActing ChallengeGamingHotlin...
Dangerous Patimals
15 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Pat and Will review Pat’s perfect movie, Dangerous Animals. Pat’s adopting a rescue dog.Air India Plane CrashDangerous AnimalsEddingtonPat’s Res...
We Discovered ChatGPT
11 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Tickets are selling out for the Regional Tour! Get them now via instagram @youwouldntpodKyle’s New BetHikingAnge PostecoglouFarmer Wants A WifeHalf ...
AI Ring Bearers
08 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The boys try their hand at the Wavelength game, and rant about the wedding No no’s.WavelengthPrivilege RantSydney Film FestivalRing BearersPat as a ...
Gronked By Our Neighbours
04 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
GET TICKETS TO OUTBACK OGERS TOUR NOW!! Pat and Kyle are hot off a huge win in the Inaugural Padel and Pins tournament. Will discovers baked beans.&nb...
Riding the 50ft Wave
01 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Will’s just come back from an eventful TV show recording, and the boys draft up a message to respond a year late!Flight FiascoState Of OriginVividTh...
P Clitty Holding Down Fort
28 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Will flees to Melbourne, so P Clitty does a solo ep, talking origin, ranking fast food chains and sports quizzing.Will’s GoneHousekeepingBring Her B...
Hospitals and Hearts
25 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Pat’s flooded in, and has gone to hospital for heart. Will and Kyle prank Pat with a fake Belgium asteroid.Pat’s Flooded InFastingHeart ProblemsBa...
Almond Mums
21 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The boys take a look into the recent jail-break of 10 inmates in New Orleans, and test their knowledge on world records.The FloodsRosie’s PlaqueAlmo...
Prank Patrol
18 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The boys try their best to make retail workers laugh on the phone. Prank CallsPat’s VoicemailParentsMath TestHotlines Hosted on Acast. See acas...
Padel Ball Betrayal
15 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The boys are not happy with Kyle after leaving them out of padel ball.The Blame GameWearing Headphones OutBaby NamesLatrell’s Unsportsmanlike Try?UF...
Ogelympics 4
11 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Ogelmypics is back with edition 4, with new games Guess the Sound and Shark Tank.New General KnowledgeFamily FeudGuess The Sound ScattergoriesSha...
Saving Endangered Species
07 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Did Robert Irwin ruin the 100 person vs 1 gorilla trend? We, as critics in the fashion world, rate the Met Gala outfits. Robert Irwin Weighs in o...
Wrestlemania w/ Blake Pavey
04 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Comedian Blake Pavey joins the boys on the couch.WrestlemaniaAmericansWorst Songs EverHecklingPolitics and that Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy...
Just Need A Massage
30 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Will gets mad over at an old lady who can’t figure out her phone and Pat is on a roll in his influencer career. Old Woman CallingMissed Therapy...
Therapy w/ The Inspired Unemployed
27 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Join us for our therapy session with The Inspired Unemployed. Nude ParksAnger in SportDangerous CountriesLoveJack’s Nightmare in Amalfi CoastBr...
We're Back In Studio
23 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We’re backkkkkkkkWill’s New GameTwins InterviewAppalling Marriage ProposalRehearsalF*cking on the First DateMoviesPranked Hotline Hosted on Acast....
Escape From Alcatraz
20 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Pat joins from the recently moved-into Clitty Cave. Normal in-person episode from next episode!Pat In The Clitty CavePlane Crash HypotheticalMoving Da...
We Apologise For This Episode
16 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Do not listen to this podcast… it is genuinely the worst of them all. Weekend In SportFlee Or SeeVampiresDo You Want To Live Forever?Pat’s Mo...
Who Wants To Be An Oger-aire?
13 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Can the boys take home $1 million by answering 15 general knowledge questions in a row. Taiwanese Army ConscriptionScots TattooCouch to 5kNRL w/ ...
Camping with Crocs
09 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
What’s the top 5 conspiracy theories? And can you sleep in a crocodile enclosure?Day in the Life TikTok’sRanking Conspiracy TheoriesApril Fools Re...
Lu's on the Pod
06 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Lu joins the boys on the pod and causes a ruckus. Will has a freaky sleep paralysis experience. Politics and that.New CarLuAnna Paul Drama UpdatesHosp...
Cars 'n Houses
02 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Will gets invited into the Aussie content house and Pat already wants a new car.Anna Paul DramaAussie Content HouseNew WhipRiddlesFooty News w/ Latham...
What Tool Are You?
30 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Will is in Melbourne and gives us an insight into the life of a comedian. A Classic Pat and Will MomentToolsAdolescenceIdaho MurdererAFL Getups H...
“That’s Just A Curry Puff Lad”
26 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Show rundowns and lost aura, the Hoods and Helmets tour is officially done.Shows ShoutoutPat’s Nothing DayCurry PuffsNegative AuraWill’s Letterbox...
Breaking News?
23 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The boys debrief the live show tour, and break down the world’s biggest headlines.ShowsNews StoriesThe MegDragHotlines Hosted on Acast. See acast.co...
Tour Hundred
19 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The boys park up in Perth airport for one of the worst episodes ever. 200 and that but.Perth RecapThe First EpisodePat’s ShartAdelaide Apartment Hos...
Tour Week
16 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We are on ourtay right now! Let's ogeeeeLive TourCryingNumbers GameBig BrotherEating ChallengesHair Loss MythbustingHotline Hosted on Acast. See acast...
First Time Flyers
12 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Eshayyyy Billliieeeeee$75 SubwayMAFSMadi GrasFirst Time FlyersConcertsNRLDrag RaceHotlines Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information...
Dream Houses and Weddings
09 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Can Pat say a line starting with every letter on the alphabet while he’s on the phone?ADHDGolden BoyWeddingsPrank CallCartel Hosted on Acast. See ac...
Ogelympics 3
05 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Tune in for the third edition of Ogelympics!Price is RightFamily FeudFinish The LyricsSports Quiz Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more info...
Ogescars > Oscars
02 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Pat’s wedding shocker and Will’s Top 3 worst songs.Indian Food ReviewsBillie EilishWeddingsSmoking in JapanRosieTop 3 Worst Songs Hosted on Acast....
Jarch The Ripper
26 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Jarch is here to spill his recent shocker at a wedding and whether or not he’d be a good serial killer.PokiesWeddingsSerial KillersNorth KoreaSex Dr...
Two Special Guests
23 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Who are the special guests on the couch today? Mutual FriendsWould You Rather?Guzman IncidentSecond GuestStolen TikTokBad Hotline Hosted on Acast...
Hoods and Helmets
19 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Will is back from his adult circumcision.CircedWhite LotusSkydivingGeneral KnowledgeHotlines Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more informati...
Spelling Bee
16 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The boys take on a spelling bee and have a high stakes game of Hot or Not.Valentines DayWill’s ConfrontationSpelling BeeBald and the BeautifulHotlin...
Trial of the Century
12 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Kyle is prosecuted in the court of law.The TrialJordan Tan and Jack MacSuper BowlHotline Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
RackaRacka (Danny and Michael Philippou)
09 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The boys fly to Adelaide to talk with the RackaRacka boys, Danny and Michael Philippou. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Listen With Your Grandma
05 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The boys recap a day in Adelaide and very important food delivery controversy.AdelaideVirginLuke CombsFood DeliveryHotline Hosted on Acast. See acast....
Shop Liftin' Clifton
02 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Pat gets caught for shop lifting and Will gets too descriptive on a personal matter.StealingPornTiktokerFlight RiskPat Sold His CarHotline Hosted on A...
Pat's a Muscle-them
29 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Pat comes out with a huge announcement: he is a muscle-them. And Will listens to drag music in the gym. TineaLuke CombsWeatherNFLTrailersSeveranc...
"I didn't do nothing!"
26 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The boys look back at nostalgic Aussie Rap and play Family Feud. CopFather Son CampKerserWorld RecordFamily Feud Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/p...
Pat Clifton's Day Off
22 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The boys debate whether they’d rather be in 127 hours or The Jungle.Nonna TinaT2 LanesPat’s Big DayStreamingYears ChallengeGuiness World Record&nb...
The Boys Are Back In Town
19 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The boys are back for 2025 and try weird Japanese snacks from Kyle.JapanSnack ChallengeRu PaulNoosaTattoosNosferatuHotline Hosted on Acast. See acast....
Athletes
15 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Back to regular programming on Monday!GiftsTow TrucksSportsImpressions Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Best of 2024 Part 2
12 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Here is Part 2 of the best moments of last year. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The Ogelympics 2
08 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The boys run back a head to head in the Ogelympics. ScattegoriesYW DictionaryMisunderstood Songs GameGeneral Knowledge Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/...
Best of 2024 Part 1
05 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Here is Part 1 of the best moments of last year. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Lost Paradise
01 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Join the boys on a road trip before and after their live show at Lost Paradise. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Resolutions and Bingo Cards
29 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The boys look back at their resolutions and bingo cards from the start of the year and predict some things for the year coming.FestivalsResolutions an...
Fast Passes To The Deep
25 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Are there volcanic sharks in the ocean now? The boys have one of the worst general knowledge quiz performances of all time.Boxing DayOcean Conspiracie...
It's Not Christmas Eve
22 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Christmas time is coming and the boys talk about their most anticipated Christmas things.Dream ChristmasChristmas SongsThe Wish ListChristmas Quiz Hos...
Will Is Not A Better Man
18 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Will has just seen one of his top 5 movies of 2024 and Pat was very nervous during an ultrasound.Will's Relationship UpdateBetter ManCarry OnThe Good ...
Kykie's Birthday
15 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The boys in the studio get Kykie a very special present for his birthday.Cakes and CandlesSquid Games 2 Hawk Tuah Meme CoinVeronica BHotline Host...
Yachts and Appendicitis
11 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The boys unpack a hugeeee weekend. Pat and Kyle took on a hacker major and the Christmas party, whilst Will was stuck in the hospital with Appendiciti...
Ogescars Recap
08 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The boys sit down and give us a rundown of the greatest award show in history. Ogescars HistoryLathamBusiness ClassAdrian PortelliWrapped Hosted ...
The 2024 Ogescars
05 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
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Business Class Menu
04 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Will got his teeth whitened and Pat watched Wicked. Teeth WhiteningBowralWickedWill’s GenerosityHotline Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy ...
Pat's Got News
01 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Pat brings some big news to the podcast. TikTok AwardsJojo SiwaCircusVolley ShootPat’s NewsHotline Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for m...
What Would You Do?
27 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Will is leaving his boyfriend to ride in Economy while he’s in Business Class. Is he in the wrong? And what would you do if you partner kissed someo...
Does Will Have A Boyfriend?
24 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Will has some big big news for Pat.Boyfriend?OgescarsIf I were…WickedHotlines Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Oldies Gone Wild
20 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Pat and Will talk about the weird shit that goes on at the Star Casino. Was the Mike Tyson fight rigged?CasinoKids at PoolsNew Era of FightingTerrifie...
Influence Her w/ Charlotte
17 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Charlotte gets the late call up, making her long awaited return. They chat about Pat’s controversial present for Mimi and Charlotte’s next big pro...
Honeyant
13 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Pat stuffed his sleep study up, and the boys reminisce on some of their favourite songs. Pat addresses the Zach Bryan saga.Gym WigoutAntsOn The LineTe...
Eshay Chris
10 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Pat went to Coldplay, there is a Zach Bryan diss track, and Will spent a small fraction of his bank account on the presidential suite in The Crown.&nb...
Happy Birthday Will!
06 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The boys join in celebrating Will’s party that Kyle’s not invited to. The Ogeeeeescars are coming!!Will’s Rollercoaster MorningSleep StudyOgesca...
Memes (Best of Edition)
03 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The boys get together and reminisce on their favourite old memes. PackageCraziest WanksFIFAMemes Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more ...
Boys With Da Hood
30 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Will’s back from LA with a foreskin. The boys chat about finding friends on Hinge and the Zach Bryan cheating scandal.Sex WorkersForeskinHinge ...
The Armish Almonds w/ Jaxon Fairbairn
27 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Pat is joined by his close friend and ex-housemate Jaxon Fairbairn. They discuss the Armish, their living habits and whether or not you can wank on yo...
In Me Mansion
23 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
While Pat holds down the fort at the studio, Will joins live from his mansion in LA. The boys catch up to discuss Will’s huge logs, America’s weir...
Bodybuilders and Jacuzzis
20 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Pat starts his new segment ‘Pat’s Pondering,’ and talks all things bodybuilding. Will talks about the insane price of his Air BnB extras. Will d...
History Lesson w/ Jeremy Gibb
16 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The boys sit down with Will's dad.Will's SchoolingJeremy’s Love StoryA Long Quick QuestionPat’s Stand UpHotline Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/pri...
Pat the Hitchhiker
13 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The people have spoken and Pat gets to tell his exhilarating story when he was hitchhiking in Yosemite. The boys discover why hurricanes are named aft...
Gypsy Rose Menendez
09 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Pat is back from his long awaited Terrigal holiday. Will and Pat discuss the new series on the Menendez brothers, and whether or not Gypsy Rose and th...
Lawnmower The Musical
06 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On the agenda today is Col Calling, The Joker 2 and the Sex Shop. This episode is jam packed, as we dive deep into Col’s experience at the Paralympi...
Kyle Has Lost The Plot
02 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Kyle is back and has actually lost the plot. Strap in for an episode of shambles. The boys share their most embarrassing stories, but nothing worse th...
Chin Chin vs Mr Wong
29 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Description: Pat unpacks his underwhelming date to Chin Chin, and explains why he banished Will from the restaurant. Will talks about Megalopolis, a n...
Sherlock Pat
25 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Pat brings back one the great segments of ‘Am I a bad person?’ and has a juiccccy one. The boys discuss park bench commemorations, is it a bit sad...
Ilkmay that tastes like real ilkmay
22 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Happy Monday Youwouldnters! On the ep today, the boys talk Luke Combs and Olivias upcoming tours. Will shares the most boring story ever said on the p...
Clone a C*ck
18 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The boys get into a debate about the upcoming NRL finals. Will rips into a brand he thinks is faking their intentions. Is Will gonna follow through wi...
The Ogelympics
17 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The boys are back for the Ogeeeeelympics! Will and Pat get tested on all the favourite segments to see who is the better man. Disclaimer: This episode...
Stomach Aches and Bathtubs
11 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to Pat’s school of medical advice, where he fixes Will’s recent serious ailments. Will gives the rundown on his Adelaide trip, filled with...
The Gambler
09 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Pat shows off his fresh ink and gets a bad reaction from Will. Is there anything worse than getting sprayed by your mates’ parents? Will’s off to ...
Hey Boss w/ Hello Sport
04 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The bosses finally join the boys on the couch and receive their quarterly performance review. It’s not looking good… Tom and Eddy look back at the...
Made In Alexandria
01 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Will and Pat’s man join the set and get amongst the chaos of this episode. Who knows Pat better: lifelong best friend Will or girlfriend? The boys a...
Dragonfly Heckler
28 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Pat has shit the bed, and Will has got pulled over by the cops. A great start to the episode. Will talks about his wrap on his tour and his very event...
The Saddest Episode Ever
25 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The You Wouldn’t Podcast has claimed their spot amongst the likes of Fisher in the little orange box on the official line-up announcement of Lost Pa...
Charlotte Got Botox
21 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Charlotte is back from her ‘Mean Girls’ trip to Bali and has some stories to tell, involving a homeless orgy and a bomb in a bag. Will and Pat loo...
Goodbye London, Hello America
18 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Will says farewell to the love of his life originating from his college days and looks to his new man situated very inconveniently in LA. Pat gives hi...
Costco
14 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Kyle’s incompetence means that the first 5 minutes of the podcast is lost forever but don’t worry. The boys still come on hot. They rant about the...
Will Madrid
11 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Will and Pat have a big, big announcement, as they begin testing of their new product. Will spills the beans on his brief time at Real Madrid, where h...
Prison Time
07 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Will and Pat are back on the couch for a jam-packed episode. Is Will’s therapist a rip-off or was his horror story a true yarn? And is America the s...