You Wouldn't

Niche Pet Peeves

14 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Did Pat’s uncle hitchhike with a notorious Aussie killer, and what are your worst niche pet hates?Boys Out at EastysSantasNiche Pet HatesArm Wrestle...

Spotify Crapped

10 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The boys are back from tour and recap the chaos of tour and the night of nights - The Ogescars 2025! Tour RecapOgescarsWill’s Festival Experien...

Will and Pat talk a lot of sh*t on people

07 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Will and Pat sit down for a proper rant on the TikTok awards and influencers.TikTok AwardsArguing with FriendsP*rn Dreams Hosted on Acast. See acast.c...

Our House is Haunted

03 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Pat and Will join you from their haunted Adelaide accomodation to tell you why they got no sleep the nigh before and give a wrap on the tour so far.Ha...

Rip My Face Off

30 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Will wants to rip his face off in front of the servo lady and Pat tries to convince Will he’s not autistic.Bonnie BlueSchoolies in GoldyWill’s Pet...

Stumps w/ Jarchy

26 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Jarchy is back!! He weighs on the big debates: whether your bridesmaid should get turkey slapped and the billion dollar question.The Married ManSchool...

Virtual Dating

23 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Will exposes his secret virtual dating life. The boys talk about a new sport they got to see.Lani’s Bday PresentsCharlotte’s StoryKilling Christma...

Cringe Texts

19 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

One of the greatest episodes as the boys expose their own cringe text messages from when they were younger, and Kyle gets exposed for his drunk TikTok...

Bikie Gang

16 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Will recounts his most Pat Clifton moment, and thinks he’d be an unreal stripper.Clovelly GirlsPacking on TourWalking HomePat’s New BikeWill’s S...

Couple Ciggys

12 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The boyssss come to you on a glorious Thursday morning. The tour is selling very fast. Get your tickets now!!Tour AccomPat’s New FridgeColeslawPat’...

27 Club

09 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The big Willy G joins the 27 club. Listen to find out what Pat did or didn’t dot get for Will. Will gives his take on the saddest foods. Happy ...

Singing Lessons w/ Ruel

05 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The boys are joined by a very special guest, and friend of the podcast, Ruel. They discuss all things performing, fame at a young age and Will, Pat an...

Turkey Slap

02 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Will and Pat discuss their fiancé getting turkey slapped on their bucks/hens night and Pat doesn’t know what a stormtrooper is. PS5 Winner Ann...

Sex Dreams w/ Jaxon Fairbairn

29 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Jaxon and Pat sit down to talk about meeting Jellyroll, sex dreams and Jaxon challenges the king of general knowledge. HalloweenRogue Snapchattin...

Wait, have we spoke about this?

26 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Pat and Will review the submissions to win Will’s PS5, entries closing tonight at midnight. Pat’s new medication means he can’t feel his penis. ...

Are you gonna f**ken finish that??

22 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Clitty is moving out of home and has nothing to move. Will has another bad encounter with hospitality. Pat’s scared of flying.Moving Out!!Rainbow Br...

Sniffing Babies

19 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Pat gives his “What’s worse?” Game for Will, and Will talks about sniffing babies. Eddy joins in on the fun.Pat’s DietThe Tour Hype UpOlivia D...

Drive Thru

15 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Col calls in to layout the terms and conditions of the swimming race bet. Pat gives us his hack to order more at a drive-thru. Pat’s LookalikeN...

Poo-tein Oats

12 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Will’s giving away his PS5 to a bean spiller or Kyle. Pat shat himself in Terrigal and got pranked with some poo in his protein oats.In On SundayPS5...

Rehearsals

08 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Will tells us about his nightmare on set, and tests Pat’s knowledge on the weirdest nrl scandals. Pat recaps one of the greatest grand final perform...

School Hustlers

05 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The boys reminisce about the school hustlers, and tumble turns. Its riddle timeeeee, Will brings one of the great riddles to Pat and Kyle.Sentimental ...

Grand Theft Snack

01 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Will announces his five-week no snack challenge, and the boys react to Andrew Tate’s parenting. Pat recaps the weekend of sport, and the huge NRL pr...

Tilly Oddy Back

28 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Tilly Oddy Black is back on the podcast after a year hiatus. Tilly tells us the story of an encounter with the lizard Mark Zuckerberg, and her Russian...

Sound Effects

24 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Will’s started on his first professional set for ‘Bad Company.’ The boys react to a harrowing prisoner stashing story.Bad Company SetBad Accommo...

Slogans

21 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Pat starts the podcast with some sad news. Will and Pat discuss the best fast food slogans, break down some suspicious text messages and Will gives hi...

Courts in Session

17 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Tickets are selling fast to the Ogescars tour with VIP Ogescars already sold out. Will lists things he could be instantly good at, with one of them be...

Rattled

14 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The boys are ratttledddddd, breaking down some of the biggest news articles of the year. Will a prank calling challenge help lighten the mood?Ogescars...

Sexting AI

10 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The boys take Human or Not challenge and starting sexting an AI bot. The couple from the pub call back and demand Kyle’s drunken promises. Will...

EP 250!! (We didn't know) (TOUR DATES ANNOUNCED)

07 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The tour dates are announced laddddd!!! We are coming to you for the Road to the Ogescars!Melbourne - November 27thAdelaide - November 28thPerth - Dec...

Pat's Big Break w/ Danny Philippou

03 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Danny joins again for an episode of chaos. We break down Pat’s decision to blow off a Streetfighter role. Danny reveals Pat and Will embarrassed the...

Corners

31 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Back in the studio, Pat gives Will a blind ranking of the trip and Will bets he can take on Pat’s really scary high ropes course.Tour Dates!!Mountai...

1 2 3 (NO) BUNGEE!!

27 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Will and Pat record from their balcony in New Zealand and try to figure out how they would deal with a helicopter crash.NZ SnacksBungee JumpHelicopter...

"LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHINGGG!"

24 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The boys act as the other one’s least favourite person.RamblerPat’s Stressed OutNew Zealand ActivitiesLeast Favourite PersonShopping CheckoutsHotl...

Yep

20 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Yep, we are going to New Zealand.New Zealand ActivitiesBaseball vs Cricket betWifi RoutersTiarna’s New VentureUpgradeWill’s Crashout On StageHotli...

Are We Going To New Zealand?

17 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Will gives his in-depth review of Weapons which Pat definitely watched. Would you rather your dream house or dream private jet?JunkiesMale Contracepti...

Career Ladder

13 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Has Pat changed his mind on the age old reclined seats debate? Will learns some new things about microwaves. CairnsWeaponsFlight StoryKyle’s Su...

Sing Me To Sleep Clitty

10 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Pat exposes his secret singing to Tiarna. The RamblerPat’s Hire CarThe Longest Pier in the WorldPat’s BlissWeaponsHotlines Hosted on Acast. S...

Wagyu Will

06 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The boys debrief a night out on the town with the studio after Will’s comedy night. Will overcomes his fussy eating with a ground-breaking new food ...

Kyle's Ackbay

03 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Kyle’s back and recaps his Euro summer: scammed with flights and ten dollar turtles.Kyle’s Euro TourWill’s Failed ReloMoon BootHotlines Hosted o...

Gay Salad From Outer Space

30 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Join the Bean Spillers: https://patreon.com/user?u=94695129&u...Will's desperation paid off & Pats fascinated with what foods are gayDateFoodH...

Broden Kelly (Aunty Donna)

27 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

See Aunty Donna: https://premier.ticketek.com.au/shows/show.aspx?sh=AUNTYDON25Join the Bean Spillers: https://patreon.com/user?u=94695129&u...Pat ...

Are You Smarter Than a You Wouldn’t-er

23 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Join the Bean Spillers: https://patreon.com/user?u=94695129&u...The boys take on a You Wouldn't-er in general knowledge, Will's been left on read ...

Red Rocket

20 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Join the Bean Spillers: https://patreon.com/user?u=94695129&u...Pat's shopping spree, Will is terrified of the central coast, Rugby League 26 revi...

Racka x Jaxon x Racka

18 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Join the Bean Spillers: https://patreon.com/user?u=94695129&u...Will is joined by Danny and Michael Philippou (RackaRacka) & Jaxon Fairbarn fo...

Beers & Barbies

16 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Join the Bean Spillers: https://patreon.com/user?u=94695129&u...Pat's potential new challenge, Zach Bryan drama, Over thinking & Is death row ...

Emergency episode w. Danny Philippou

13 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Join the Bean Spillers: https://patreon.com/user?u=94695129&u...Emergency episode w. Danny PhilippouRackaRackaBring Her BackTalk To MeMovies Hoste...

Pat The Nature Boy Clifton

09 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Join the Bean Spillers: https://patreon.com/user?u=94695129&u...Pat and Will react to Shark VS Killer Whale & Talk OriginNatureState OF Origin...

You Wouldn't Propaganda

06 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Join the Bean Spillers: https://patreon.com/user?u=94695129&u...Will & Pat fill us in on propaganda they're not falling for & blind rank k...

Idsquay Amegay

02 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Join the Bean Spillers: https://patreon.com/user?u=94695129&utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&...

49 Hour Flight

29 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Join the bean spillers: https://patreon.com/user?u=94695129&utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&...

First Date Headnoise

25 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Pat invents a riddle & Will has first date headnoiseRiddlesGay NudesFirst DatesOgescarsPersonality Test Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for...

Nephew Day

22 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Pat thinks he crushed at the hospital and the boys rank the all-time artists.OriginPat’s NephewLove of MothersHobbiesBlind RankingArtist Tier List H...

Healthy Road Rage

18 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Will looks at Justin Beiber’s crash outs and Pat gives his Top 3 feelings.Justin BeiberOn Par PackageIt EndsTop 3 SoundsActing ChallengeGamingHotlin...

Dangerous Patimals

15 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Pat and Will review Pat’s perfect movie, Dangerous Animals. Pat’s adopting a rescue dog.Air India Plane CrashDangerous AnimalsEddingtonPat’s Res...

We Discovered ChatGPT

11 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Tickets are selling out for the Regional Tour! Get them now via instagram @youwouldntpodKyle’s New BetHikingAnge PostecoglouFarmer Wants A WifeHalf ...

AI Ring Bearers

08 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The boys try their hand at the Wavelength game, and rant about the wedding No no’s.WavelengthPrivilege RantSydney Film FestivalRing BearersPat as a ...

Gronked By Our Neighbours

04 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

GET TICKETS TO OUTBACK OGERS TOUR NOW!! Pat and Kyle are hot off a huge win in the Inaugural Padel and Pins tournament. Will discovers baked beans.&nb...

Riding the 50ft Wave

01 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Will’s just come back from an eventful TV show recording, and the boys draft up a message to respond a year late!Flight FiascoState Of OriginVividTh...

P Clitty Holding Down Fort

28 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Will flees to Melbourne, so P Clitty does a solo ep, talking origin, ranking fast food chains and sports quizzing.Will’s GoneHousekeepingBring Her B...

Hospitals and Hearts

25 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Pat’s flooded in, and has gone to hospital for heart. Will and Kyle prank Pat with a fake Belgium asteroid.Pat’s Flooded InFastingHeart ProblemsBa...

Almond Mums

21 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The boys take a look into the recent jail-break of 10 inmates in New Orleans, and test their knowledge on world records.The FloodsRosie’s PlaqueAlmo...

Prank Patrol

18 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The boys try their best to make retail workers laugh on the phone. Prank CallsPat’s VoicemailParentsMath TestHotlines Hosted on Acast. See acas...

Padel Ball Betrayal

15 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The boys are not happy with Kyle after leaving them out of padel ball.The Blame GameWearing Headphones OutBaby NamesLatrell’s Unsportsmanlike Try?UF...

Ogelympics 4

11 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Ogelmypics is back with edition 4, with new games Guess the Sound and Shark Tank.New General KnowledgeFamily FeudGuess The Sound ScattergoriesSha...

Saving Endangered Species

07 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Did Robert Irwin ruin the 100 person vs 1 gorilla trend? We, as critics in the fashion world, rate the Met Gala outfits. Robert Irwin Weighs in o...

Wrestlemania w/ Blake Pavey

04 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Comedian Blake Pavey joins the boys on the couch.WrestlemaniaAmericansWorst Songs EverHecklingPolitics and that Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy...

Just Need A Massage

30 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Will gets mad over at an old lady who can’t figure out her phone and Pat is on a roll in his influencer career. Old Woman CallingMissed Therapy...

Therapy w/ The Inspired Unemployed

27 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Join us for our therapy session with The Inspired Unemployed. Nude ParksAnger in SportDangerous CountriesLoveJack’s Nightmare in Amalfi CoastBr...

We're Back In Studio

23 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We’re backkkkkkkkWill’s New GameTwins InterviewAppalling Marriage ProposalRehearsalF*cking on the First DateMoviesPranked Hotline Hosted on Acast....

Escape From Alcatraz

20 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Pat joins from the recently moved-into Clitty Cave. Normal in-person episode from next episode!Pat In The Clitty CavePlane Crash HypotheticalMoving Da...

We Apologise For This Episode

16 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Do not listen to this podcast… it is genuinely the worst of them all. Weekend In SportFlee Or SeeVampiresDo You Want To Live Forever?Pat’s Mo...

Who Wants To Be An Oger-aire?

13 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Can the boys take home $1 million by answering 15 general knowledge questions in a row. Taiwanese Army ConscriptionScots TattooCouch to 5kNRL w/ ...

Camping with Crocs

09 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

What’s the top 5 conspiracy theories? And can you sleep in a crocodile enclosure?Day in the Life TikTok’sRanking Conspiracy TheoriesApril Fools Re...

Lu's on the Pod

06 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Lu joins the boys on the pod and causes a ruckus. Will has a freaky sleep paralysis experience. Politics and that.New CarLuAnna Paul Drama UpdatesHosp...

Cars 'n Houses

02 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Will gets invited into the Aussie content house and Pat already wants a new car.Anna Paul DramaAussie Content HouseNew WhipRiddlesFooty News w/ Latham...

What Tool Are You?

30 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Will is in Melbourne and gives us an insight into the life of a comedian. A Classic Pat and Will MomentToolsAdolescenceIdaho MurdererAFL Getups H...

“That’s Just A Curry Puff Lad”

26 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Show rundowns and lost aura, the Hoods and Helmets tour is officially done.Shows ShoutoutPat’s Nothing DayCurry PuffsNegative AuraWill’s Letterbox...

Breaking News?

23 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The boys debrief the live show tour, and break down the world’s biggest headlines.ShowsNews StoriesThe MegDragHotlines Hosted on Acast. See acast.co...

Tour Hundred

19 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The boys park up in Perth airport for one of the worst episodes ever. 200 and that but.Perth RecapThe First EpisodePat’s ShartAdelaide Apartment Hos...

Tour Week

16 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We are on ourtay right now! Let's ogeeeeLive TourCryingNumbers GameBig BrotherEating ChallengesHair Loss MythbustingHotline Hosted on Acast. See acast...

First Time Flyers

12 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Eshayyyy Billliieeeeee$75 SubwayMAFSMadi GrasFirst Time FlyersConcertsNRLDrag RaceHotlines Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information...

Dream Houses and Weddings

09 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Can Pat say a line starting with every letter on the alphabet while he’s on the phone?ADHDGolden BoyWeddingsPrank CallCartel Hosted on Acast. See ac...

Ogelympics 3

05 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Tune in for the third edition of Ogelympics!Price is RightFamily FeudFinish The LyricsSports Quiz Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more info...

Ogescars > Oscars

02 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Pat’s wedding shocker and Will’s Top 3 worst songs.Indian Food ReviewsBillie EilishWeddingsSmoking in JapanRosieTop 3 Worst Songs Hosted on Acast....

Jarch The Ripper

26 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Jarch is here to spill his recent shocker at a wedding and whether or not he’d be a good serial killer.PokiesWeddingsSerial KillersNorth KoreaSex Dr...

Two Special Guests

23 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Who are the special guests on the couch today? Mutual FriendsWould You Rather?Guzman IncidentSecond GuestStolen TikTokBad Hotline Hosted on Acast...

Hoods and Helmets

19 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Will is back from his adult circumcision.CircedWhite LotusSkydivingGeneral KnowledgeHotlines Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more informati...

Spelling Bee

16 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The boys take on a spelling bee and have a high stakes game of Hot or Not.Valentines DayWill’s ConfrontationSpelling BeeBald and the BeautifulHotlin...

Trial of the Century

12 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Kyle is prosecuted in the court of law.The TrialJordan Tan and Jack MacSuper BowlHotline Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

RackaRacka (Danny and Michael Philippou)

09 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The boys fly to Adelaide to talk with the RackaRacka boys, Danny and Michael Philippou. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Listen With Your Grandma

05 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The boys recap a day in Adelaide and very important food delivery controversy.AdelaideVirginLuke CombsFood DeliveryHotline Hosted on Acast. See acast....

Shop Liftin' Clifton

02 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Pat gets caught for shop lifting and Will gets too descriptive on a personal matter.StealingPornTiktokerFlight RiskPat Sold His CarHotline Hosted on A...

Pat's a Muscle-them

29 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Pat comes out with a huge announcement: he is a muscle-them. And Will listens to drag music in the gym. TineaLuke CombsWeatherNFLTrailersSeveranc...

"I didn't do nothing!"

26 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The boys look back at nostalgic Aussie Rap and play Family Feud. CopFather Son CampKerserWorld RecordFamily Feud Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/p...

Pat Clifton's Day Off

22 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The boys debate whether they’d rather be in 127 hours or The Jungle.Nonna TinaT2 LanesPat’s Big DayStreamingYears ChallengeGuiness World Record&nb...

The Boys Are Back In Town

19 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The boys are back for 2025 and try weird Japanese snacks from Kyle.JapanSnack ChallengeRu PaulNoosaTattoosNosferatuHotline Hosted on Acast. See acast....

Athletes

15 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Back to regular programming on Monday!GiftsTow TrucksSportsImpressions Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Best of 2024 Part 2

12 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Here is Part 2 of the best moments of last year.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Ogelympics 2

08 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The boys run back a head to head in the Ogelympics. ScattegoriesYW DictionaryMisunderstood Songs GameGeneral Knowledge Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/...

Best of 2024 Part 1

05 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Here is Part 1 of the best moments of last year. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.