Alpha Blokes Podcast

Ep. 533 - The Great Sperm Race

04 May 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Steaming in on a Public Holiday to yarn for the country yet again. A great weekend had by all the boys, including an absolutely biblical stream for th...

Ep. 532 - Dan "Pirate" Elliott

30 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Owner/operator of Finniss River Helicopters and one of our now great mates Pirate finally joins us for a yarn.We chat to Pirate about when he first go...

Ep. 531 - Trendsetter Talkback

29 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Trendsetter Thursday! Hectic episode ahead, including having a full cleavland steamer thrown at your CHEST during CAMPING! Plus investigating why...

Ep. 530 - Brett's Hole

27 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Only accessible in the Territory via chopper.We recap the final two days of our trip as you heard about the first two last Thursday on the dribbliest ...

Ep. 529 - Shannon Noll

26 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Australian Idol legend, proper down to earth Aussie bloke farmer turned singer Shannon "Nollsie" Noll joins us for a yarn. Nollsie takes us back the v...

Ep.528 - The Barra Brothers (Sandpalms Roadhouse Special)

22 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Join TD and Big Sh*tty alongside the Deadass lads, Knuckles, Benny Pettingil and the one and only Rocket for his debut to talk about their trip in the...

Ep. 527 - Trendsetter Talkback

20 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Fresh in on a Sunday before heading up to the NT, we tackle life's problems once again for another edition of Talkback. Enjoy legends, pray for our el...

Ep. 526 - Moochley's Meatstock Markets And Movies

15 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

What a time to be alive at Australia's biggest BBQ festival. Holy this is an absolute ripper. We accidentally stumbled into a lovers quarrel during fi...

Ep. 525 - Trendsetter Talkback

13 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Fresh off a ripper weekend at Meatstock, the boys are still a bit delirious and are ready to have a proper giggle at this week's instalment of Talkbac...

Ep. 524 - Luke Hopkinson

12 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Yarn of the Year 2025 winner and a bloke with an incredibly dry wit that we love, Lukey Hopkinson joins us for a yarn.We first crack into the yarn its...

Ep. 523 - Nipple Thieves

08 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

We are currently packing the big old trailer up to head down to Meatstock and can't wait to see all you legends there on the flats. Until then though,...

Ep. 522 - Trendsetter Talkback

06 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Rocking up at the tail end of the long weekend to yarn for the nation. We hear about types of camps as a request from last week, discover some insane ...

Ep. 521 - Meet Ya At The Bike Rack

01 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Chaotic episode inbound. Rodecaster outage in Moochley's Mishaps, some bloke was doing fast laps outside the shed and Tom actually nearly carked it by...

Ep. 520 - Trendsetter Talkback

30 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Downstairs for comfort, upstairs for serenity! We discover how long fighting fish can actually live for (although Big Shitty doesn't agree), wild yarn...

Ep. 519 - Tylen Wallace

29 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Agricultural content creator & Youtuber and great mate of the show Tylen Wallace joins us for a yarn.This was recorded shortly after our hunting a...

Ep. 518: CMC Rocks Definitely Rocks

25 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

One of the biggest four day missions the team at AB have ever pushed and we can't wait to tell yas all about it. We kick off with our trip to Murbah f...

Ep.517 - Trendsetter Talkback

23 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

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Ep. 516 - Rage Against The Latrine

18 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

The world is cooked at the moment but we're here to provide some laughs for the everyday battler! Lots to talk about from the weekend, including does ...

Ep.515 - Trendsetter Talkback

16 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Our fearless leader rests for no one as he has pounded some gastro stop to strap in for an hour of yarns, so much so that we put a barrier between the...

Ep. 514 - Tom Tucker: CEO of SP Tools

15 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

CEO of one of our longtime sponsors SP Tools, Tom Tucker, joins us for a ripper yarn.We kick off talking about Tom's upbringing in Monto, with some gr...

Ep. 513 - Brawlin' On The Coast

11 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

What a biblical weekend at IBC, the most exciting and fastest growing combat sport right now! We recap our weekend in the GC watching the scraps at IB...

Ep. 512 - Trendsetter Talkback

09 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

The getting caught special! The listeners are keen to tell Uncle Goonah all about the times they've been caught having a root from last week. We also ...

Ep. 511 - Bigger The Wet, Better They Get

04 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Darwin is having the biggest wet in 50 years so we've had to postpone our prime fishing trip but we soldier on! Very jam packed episode: Poo should be...

Ep. 510 - Trendsetter Talkback

02 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Noooo maaaateee, you're not DJ. How good is prank calling your mate to tell them you've got a trial at Subway and them actually cutting tomatoes for t...

Ep. 509 - The Bucket List feat. Daniel "Red-Dog" Beaton

01 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

One of our very own Trendsetters Daniel "Red-Dog" Beaton joins us for a yarn.A few years back, Daniel was diagnosed with lung cancer. After success wi...

Ep. 508 - The Captain Of Cooktown

25 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Big road trip Shitten' is back from his wild trip up North to tell us all about a wild few days reef fishing, boar hunting and everything in between. ...

Ep. 507 - Trendsetter Talkback

23 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

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Ep. 506 - Big Shitty Adventures

18 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Time to hit the road!Big Shitty is prepped for a classic Borradale road trip up half of the f*ckin' country as he is going to Cooktown for the weekend...

Ep. 505 - Trendsetter Talkback

16 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Poo's ADD is flaring up proper well and good this episode as we hear around the globe from the trendsetters. WILD hitchhiker yarns, unreal pranks and ...

Ep. 504 - Danny Mac (Founder of IBC)

15 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

President and Founder of one of the most exciting newest sports, the International Brawling Championship, Danny Mac, joins us for a yarn.Danny takes u...

Ep. 503 - Alphafest

11 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

The day is finally here to drop the date for our upcoming Mateship muster at Sandstone Point, Alphafest and we CANNOT wait! We also drop another annou...

Ep. 502 - Trendsetter Talkback

09 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Fighting Fish are truly the most resilient of fish, crazy hitchhiker stories off the back of Trev's episode and plenty more to unravel in this weeks i...

Ep. 501 - Trendsetter Talkback

04 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Fresh off of 500 we cover a bit of admin before ripping in for a talkback this week. We cover a tribute to our mate Garth, a beloved trendsetter who u...

Ep. 500 - Five Hundred feat. Knuckles & Fez

02 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

We've hit the half a tonne lads.Join us on a dribbly journey featuring two of our best mates to talk all things TikTok Awards, Fez's new animal hospit...

Ep. 499 - Trev966

01 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Top 3 operator in the world and deadset legend Trev966 joins us for a yarn.This one is an absolute ripper. Trev joins us for a nearly 3 hour yarn to t...

Ep. 498 - Feel The Rhythm, Feel The Rhyme

28 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

IT'S BOBSLED TIME.We discover an all time great fact about the Bandit that makes everything make sense to kick us off! Quinn has celebrated turning 27...

Ep. 497 - Trendsetter Talkback

26 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Yarning for the country today as with a ripper. The boys rock up on Australia Day to deliver some great back and forth, especially one busted Queefta ...

Ep. 496 - Ban The Sharks

21 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Surely the sharks can just go away. Another ripper catchup tackling of life's carry ons, ponders and problems this week, including Bandit's ability to...

Ep. 495: Trendsetter Talkback

19 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Great follow ups from last week, including a VR incident, a fish tank mishap and more, including how bad things always come in threes and throwing you...

Ep. 494 - Ag College Special feat. Jimmy Christmas

18 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Great mate of the show, hall of famer, avocado farmer and christmas light engineer Jimmy Christmas joins us around the table for a special episode to ...

Ep. 493 - Gadgets, Gizmos & Hootenannies

14 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Big fella doesn't know the difference between a party or a gizmo. Everyone wants to know what's happened to the Tamogochi's, so we kick off with ...

Ep. 492 - Trendsetter Talkback

12 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Fair few people jumping on to complain about Poo's famous "air con ball goonah", which is prime! Diving into the world's issues this week around the t...

Ep. 491 - Back On Deck

07 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Nearly a 3 houry to catch up about what happened over the blur, including a major update on Borry being half dog half bloke, the amount of Chriss...

Ep. 490 - Trendsetter Talkback

05 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Back on deck for what is sure to be a wild 2026. A friendly reminder to keep your finger out of your god damn dogs. Ripper yarns to bring us back in t...

Ep. 489 - Daniel "Chucky" Sanders

04 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Winner of the 2025 Dakar Bike Rally and one of our great mates Daniel "Chucky" Sanders joins us for a yarn to reflect on the massive year he had in 20...

Ep. 488 - Yarn Of The Year 2025 #2

31 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It's time to listen to all the winning yarns from this years instalments of Talkback to determine who wins Yarn of the Year for 2025. Voting begins in...

Ep. 487 - Yarn Of The Year 2025 #1

29 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It's time to listen to all the winning yarns from this years instalments of Talkback to determine who wins Yarn of the Year for 2025. Voting begins in...

Ep. 486 - 2025 Christmas Special #2

24 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Merry Christmas ya filthy animals. Join us for a special edition of talkback to hear from all you weapons about your blur, chrissy and new years relat...

Ep. 485 - 2025 Christmas Special #1

22 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Join us for a special edition of talkback to hear from all you weapons about your blur, chrissy and new years related yarns. Enjoy trendsetters!Got a ...

Ep. 484 - Sandstone Point Special feat. Jonathon Jackson

21 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Jonathon Jackson, events manager at Sandstone Point and deadset legend, joins us for a yarn.This one was one we had to record at such a wicked place t...

Ep. 483 - Bionic Knee Bandit

17 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Our thoughts and condolences go to all victims affected in the shocking incident at Bondi Beach on Sunday. This was recorded on Monday. Get around you...

Ep. 482 - Trendsetter Talkback

15 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The final traditional talkback for the year! We've got a so-fresh themed Alpha Blokes album sneak peak, and question some of life's biggest problems, ...

Ep. 481 - Rise Of The Racing Committee

10 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The Racing Committee was on fire this weekend.It was a bad day to be a beer over the past weekend in Rosehill. We recap a biblical weekend with the ra...

Ep. 480 - Trendsetter Talkback

08 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Would you cop your father in law shittin' on your back fence? What's the wildest thing you've donated to vinnies? But really, how goonah is Apricot Ch...

Ep. 479 - Tackling Australia feat. Nicko Fewtrell

07 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Keen fisherman, fabrication expert and legend of a bloke Nicko Fewtrell from Tackling Australia joins us for a yarn.Whilst on a stint in Gladdy fishin...

Ep. 478 - Too Hot For Horses

03 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

When it rains, it f*cking pours.Big dramas surronding the god awful heat happening this weekend in Sydney, days shuffled, horses out, but that won't s...

Ep. 477 - Trendsetter Talkback

01 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Has anyone else bought a pair of shoes to get into the clubs? Another great instalment of talkback this week and we finally get a hold the winner on t...

Ep. 476 - Big Chafin' Queefta

26 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

HUGE weekend in Melbourne. What a weekend at the supercross with some elite people. Plenty of absolute dribble and shenanigans occurred with...

Ep. 475 - Trendsetter Talkback

24 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

How long do you reckon it's possible to hide that you've got dentures? Is Seafood in the crib hut absolute sacrilege? Is it a given that blind blokes ...

Ep. 474 - Andrew Alvidrez & Adrian Roots

23 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Member of the Missouri thunder and rider of the Warden in the PBR Finals Andrew Alvidrez and PBR Bullfight and great bloke Adrian Roots join us for a ...

Ep. 473 - Mowing Season

19 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Hard to keep a lawn down at the moment.PLENTY happening as per usual. Updates on some ripper content and our plan to catch up with some legends in Mel...

Ep. 472 - Trendsetter Talkback

17 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The phone line is up and running to give the winner a bell once they've won! A ripper instalment this week that goes well over the usual time, chattin...

Ep. 471 - Yarner's Tooth

12 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Another injury has been discovered in the world of humble yarners.A weekend at home brings all sorts of stories out of the woodworks: near death by ch...

Ep. 470 - Trendsetter Talkback

10 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Does anyone actually eat the veggies in 2 minute noodles? How many Aussies are actually sh*tting in their swags while camping? Is it poor etiquette to...

Ep. 469 - Jack Bussit (TSV DNB)

09 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Mixer of moments, spinner of sound and deadset legend, Jack Bussit, the man behind TSV DNB, joins us for a yarn.We kick off discussing how he left the...

Ep. 468 - It's The Warden's World, We're Just Living In It

05 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

A couple of busted yarners flying in to recap one of the craziest weeks in recent memory. Barra fishing, skidding out at Go-Karts and of course tearin...

Ep. 467 - Trendsetter Talkback

03 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

WILD yarns around marketplace this week, and more call ins about muck up days gone wrong resulting in some great banter between the lads about their e...

Ep. 466 - Dump Diving

29 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

There's a new segment in town and we're going to the tip boys.A rather chilled weekend before a jam packed week at Alpha HQ this week. We're going Bar...

Ep. 465 - Trendsetter Talkback

27 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Knuckles joins us for the usual dribble this week as we hear from you legends and dive deeper into getting Borry sponsored as the national hobby horse...

Ep. 464 - Brett "Knuckles" Hanly

26 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The one of a kind assless hat salesman and one of our best mates Brett "Knuckles" Hanly joins us for a catch up. We kick off by discussing about ...

Ep. 463 - Outside Pissing

22 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Nothing beats an outside piss.A jam packed episode this week. We hear an update on the Alpha Guinea from our favourite pig farmer from down south. We ...

Ep. 462 - Trendsetter Talkback

20 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Is the Golden Nugget Servo haunted? Why do hotels use white linen? Just how crazy was Woodstock '99? All this and more answered in this weeks instalme...

Ep. 461 - Campfire Yarns feat. The Wolfe Brothers

16 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Country Rock Brother Duo, Tom and Nick Wolfe, rejoin us for a second round around the campfire to belt some tunes and have a proper laugh. Kick your F...

Ep. 460 - Huey, Pooy And Spewy

15 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

HUGE weekend at Kilkivan PBR.We cover our team trip to an epic country rodeo in Kilkivan and what a weekend it was. Unreal pubs, plenty of trends...

Ep. 459 - Trendsetter Talkback

13 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Have we found Zorro the white pointer? Is Tommy the Pommy still alive? Is Deni Ute Muster the wildest event in Australia? All this and plenty more in ...

Ep. 458 - The Wolfe Brothers

12 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Country Rock Brother Duo, Tom and Nick Wolfe, join us in studio for a yarn.Flying in from Tassie, Tom and Nick tell us their story from the very begin...

Ep. 457 - Slushie Season

08 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It's getting warmer Joe.We have one incredibly pumped co-host this week and it's the one who shits the most because of the mighty Broncos getting the ...

Ep. 456 - Trendsetter Talkback

06 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Is a Ferris Wheel a Wheel?Fez hits us with an age old debate to kick us off, followed by yarns about sewer explosions, the brilliance of Australian pl...

Ep. 455 - Baths Of Ice And Melting Websites

01 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Time for Poo's hot boy summer.Cracking episode today. We cover our trip to Lanes BBQ testing our new upcoming rubs, the Charlie Sheen documentary, Bor...

Ep. 454 - Trendsetter Talkback

29 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

One of the WILDEST stories of catching mutual friends in stick books, dissecting water parks and a heroic method of flickin' n lickin': all this and m...

Ep. 453 - Josh "Moose" McGuire

28 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Former NRL and Origin legend Josh McGuire joins us for a catch up to discuss growing in outdoor advertising, the story behind working with PBR Austral...

Ep. 452 - Freckle Kickers

24 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Bad week to be a freckle.Firing on all cylinders to catch up about what's been happening the past week: our trip to Kilkivan to see the Warden and som...

Ep. 451 - Trendsetter Talkback

22 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Workplace yarns are starting to come in full swing, with some rippers including giving the boss the old 1-2! We receive a special gift from a trendset...

Ep. 450 - Stick Horse Bandit

17 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Borry is going to take out the hobby horse championships.Exciting news all things stable related to kick things off today. We discuss the plan with Co...

Ep. 449 - Trendsetter Talkback

15 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Ripper instalment of talkback this week: we hear yarns from the trendsetters in regards to finding their mates and family members in home girl (or blo...

Ep. 448 - Campfire Yarns feat. Brad Cox

14 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Our good mate Brad Cox joins us around the fire to catch up, tell us what he's been up to and to belt out a couple of tunes.We discuss all things the ...

Ep. 447 - The Horse Who Lived

10 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We've officially got our newest member of the stable.Plenty happening in this one. We cover our trip to Sydney to meet our new son, Cold Brew, as well...

Ep. 446 - Trendsetter Talkback

08 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Stealing garden hose for medical purposes, kebab logistics and the trendsetters have begun to get swooped at the beginning of magpie season. Hope you'...

Ep. 445 - Flicking n' Licking

03 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Are you a flicker or a licker?Join us to catch up about what's been happening the past few days: Borry has got ANOTHER new dog, Tom has been testing t...

Ep. 444 - Trendsetter Talkback

01 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Getting nearly kidnapped in the bush, discussing if we will podcast when we're 60 and a couple of classic cracktivities in this week instalment of tal...

Ep. 443 - Tom Siegert: The Suburban Footballer

31 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Comedian, lover of country footy and legend Tom Siegert joins us for a yarn.To kick it off, Tom tells us about his recent 7 week comedy stint and brea...

Ep. 442 - Trip Of A Lifetime

27 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The boys are back from Darwin to recap the best trip of their lives. From bull catching, hunting, slaying barra, chopper pub crawling and much much mo...

Ep. 441 - Trendsetter Talkback

25 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Bryze joins us around the table to listen to some belter yarns for the week. Bond cleans gone wrong, more lunchbox hustling and even a rogue story abo...

Ep. 440 - Andrew Hamilton & Shad Wicka

21 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Mate of the show and Australian Comedian Andrew Hamilton stopped in on his regional tour and bought his opener, Shad Wicka, in for a yarn as well. We ...

Ep. 439 - Chimp Fingers

20 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Recorded the day before the boys flew out to Darwin, Bryze joins us to discuss all things Territory. Previous yarns from up north, what they're excite...

Ep. 438 - Trendsetter Talkback

18 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The boys will be knee deep in the last frontier as this releases as well as our fearless leader hitting 31 laps around the sun. A good mixed bag to br...

Ep. 437 - Danny Rants

17 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Builder of raves, alcohol company mogul and deadset legend Danny Grant joins us for a catch up.Plenty has happened in the past 12 months since Danny w...

Ep. 436 - Fully Certified Rascal

13 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Big week at Alpha Blokes HQ this week as the Apprentice has officially been signed off! Plenty happening this week, including winning 50K Pokie Featur...

Ep. 435 - Trendsetter Talkback

11 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Shoutout to all the dough bangers, this ones a doozy. IS dating your ex's sibling a spiteful move? Would you rather a Koala take a nut or an Emu take ...

Ep. 434 - Dr. Poo: Animal Whisperer

06 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

How long would you drive for a technically free dog?Uncle Poo has embarked on a 20 hour cross country road trip for a dog and somehow managed to score...