SmartLess

"Jason Blum"

06 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Mr. Jason Blum finally attains the golden chalice. A babbling brook, a flash of brilliance, and a commercial/residential electrician. “You can swall...

"Luis Elizondo"

30 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Come fly away with us, it’s Luis Elizondo – former Director of the Advanced Aerospace Threat Identification Program. Tin foil hats, muddy bootprin...

"Holiday Bonus"

25 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

It's a holiday miracle! We love you, listener. Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of SmartLess ad-free and a whole week early.&...

"Kieran Culkin"

23 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Let it cascade; it’s Kieran Culkin. Acting, not-acting, Jazz, meat, and no hobbies. All this could be yours. Welcome to SmartLess. Subscribe to Siri...

"Denis Villeneuve"

16 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Life is in session right now, with Denis Villeneuve. Twilight anesthesia, addiction to power, teenage dreams… and Paddles still makes it to dinner. ...

"RE-RELEASE: Maya Rudolph"

12 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Superhero Maya Rudolph skydives in for some cork-popping fun on another juicy episode of the pod. Songs are sung, stories are told, and Maya educates ...

"Daniel Craig"

09 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Lay out your reefer jacket and matching trousers, we have a Commander in the Royal Navy a.k.a. Mr. Daniel Craig giving orders this week. We examine se...

"Zoe Saldaña"

02 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Escape [room] with us and our Triple-A, Zoe Saldaña. The Universal Language, Scientists, Animals & Children, The Volume, and gelato every day. To you...

"Jim Gaffigan"

25 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Ladies and gents, it’s Jim Gaffigan the clapping sea lion! 200 commercials, 11 specials, 5 children, and a bunch of bottles o’ bourbon. “Did the...

SmartLess Presents ClueLess! 101 - It’s A Numbers Game

18 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

On the debut episode of ClueLess, host Elliott Kalan and constant contestant Sean Hayes welcome Sean’s SmartLess pals Will and Jason to play a round...

"Hugh Grant"

18 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This week, Hugh Grant joins us pre-coffee and commando. Diplomacy, an evil Champagne Baron, the Shanks, Greed & Laziness, and the very slippery slope ...

"RE-RELEASE: Don Cheadle"

14 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Watch out, folks— it’s Don Cheadle, a.k.a. “Donchalant.” What is Jazz? Did Don have a good slumber last night? Get ready for some hard-hitters...

"Jude Law"

11 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Hey Jude… Law. Make room for a new best friend this week, as we have a run in with the Law. Aliens, storytelling, separating the jaw, and a 3 job of...

"Alicia Keys"

04 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Listener, if you please: it’s Alicia Keys. Stride piano, a concrete jungle, the audacity to write a song, a double negative, and a double positive. ...

"Keri Russell"

28 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We chop some pillows with one of our favorite humans: Ms. Keri Russell. M is for Monday, The Mickey Mouse Club, microplastics, and Margo Martindale. G...

Bad Dates Season 2 with Joel Kim Booster!

23 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Introducing the new host of Bad Dates, Joel Kim Booster! Each week, Joel's funniest friends will share their stories of where romance goes to die. New...

"Governor Tim Walz"

21 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This week: the incredible Governor Tim Walz, candidate for Vice President of the USA. We run the gamut with the Governor: from runs, cars, and maps to...

"Sacha Baron Cohen"

14 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Get a haircut; it’s Sacha Baron Cohen. Feeding sharks, clown school, Section 230, and a bomb-proof amplifier. What do you think your face is doing r...

YOUR NEW FAVORITE SOCCER SHOW: GoalLess with Russell Howard and Chris Wittyngham

09 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

GoalLess is a podcast that highlights the passion, personalities, and pitch drama that make soccer beautiful... and hilarious. Hosted by comedian and...

"Gillian Anderson"

07 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

On this week’s episode of Farm Camp: Gillian Anderson! Chicago, computers, industrial films, pornography, and evolution. Do you believe in aliens? I...

"Laura Linney"

30 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

It’s our bestie Laura Linney, here to collab on a brand new t-shirt idea. We discuss a cleaned-up chicken coop, a whole new winter wardrobe, and how...

Ted Danson and Woody Harrelson Talk to Will Arnett About Imposter Syndrome

25 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Will joined Ted and Woody on their new podcast “Where Everybody Knows Your Name with Ted Danson and Woody Harrelson (sometimes)” to give them advi...

"James McAvoy"

23 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Let us introduce you to our newest friend Jimmy Flau,  a.k.a. James McAvoy. Come along for the orange of performance art, a wanker gym over there, an...

"Howard Stern LIVE"

16 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Our white whale Mr. Howard Stern joins us LIVE in The Hamptons. An amuse-bouche, a sit-down-Jimmy, two glass eyes, and the loss of all inhibition. How...

"Ted Danson"

09 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

No stranger to having a laugh: Mr. Ted Danson joins us for chili… and the silliness of men. Psoriasis commercials, AP English, the Berlin Wall, and ...

"Michael Keaton"

02 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

"Forget about that whole authentic thing," it’s Michael Keaton. The practicality of a Ferrari, puppets, good fortune, and an obscure movie about a b...

"Jared Leto"

26 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This week: Jared Leto’s first podcast. We free dive into the unknown, exploring fundamentals like brotherhood, the great caves, a bone epidemic, and...

"Rashida Jones"

19 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Rashida Jones joins us this week, donning her dad’s pink headphones. Agenda items include: the massage bus, a tanning booth, dreams of litigation, a...

"Nikki Glaser"

12 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

It’s Nikki Glaser and she’s here to stay. Roasts, recycled jokes, existential dread, anonymity, goal lists, and Dave Matthews. “Did you touch my...

"Vince Vaughn"

05 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This week: the guy behind the guy, Mr. Vince Vaughn. We deep-dive on a bevy of topics, from respecting the ocean to marrying your mother, vintage roll...

"Lisa Kudrow"

29 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Biology major Lisa Kudrow is here to teach. We dive into the deep end: getting fired, getting fired-up, cluster headaches, putting hands on, and Sean’...

"Mike Tirico"

22 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

It’s a miraco: we’ve got Mike Tirico, who opens up his gym bag and trains us on the sport of life. Pills of choice, flopping, godsons, and golf in...

"Nate Bargatze"

15 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Untuck your button-down; it’s Nate Bargatze. We discover the wonders of Magic, the Easter Bunny, a KFC-catered family reunion, and an elevator in th...

"Henry Winkler"

08 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

It’s the great Henry Winkler! A leaf-blower, chocolate jewelry, the Limbo for self-esteem, the FBI, and being a complete human being. Please don’t...

"Andy Samberg"

01 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This week we teleport Andy Samberg from his massage parlor. A name-change, one ‘song-thing,’ kids having kids, and the Rashomon effect. Time for a...

"Jeremy Renner"

24 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

It’s another birthday in a Ferrari with Mr. Jeremy Renner. Theoretical studies include: chutzpah, surrender, divine intervention, and the perfect pa...

"John Williams"

17 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Let’s get this poddy started with the incomparable John Williams. We get fortissimo with the great maestro, from escape velocity to the greatest pos...

"Daisy Ridley"

10 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We’re plonked in the Black Sea with the lovely Daisy Ridley. A cheeky pint, a modest Olympian, and an airport romance novel. Even a visit from Grogu...

"John Goodman"

03 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Our good man John Goodman joins us this week to explore human feelings, sexy indifference, and, of course, dinner theater. Jump into your rented Corve...

"Trevor Noah"

27 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Hop on your underwater moped, because Trevor Noah joins us this week to talk about thread count, a pocket of nothing, and the trappings of American fa...

"David Beckham"

20 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Grab your tights and ballet shoes; we’ve got David Beckham! Teamwork, Ownership, Family… and the difference between football, soccer, and American...

"Sarah Paulson"

13 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This week we fly-in the amazing Sarah Paulson, with whom we explore and examine the nooks and crannies of an English Muffin, a shared fear of flying, ...

"Steve Martin & Martin Short"

06 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Double the power, double the math; for our 200th episode, it’s double-trouble with Steve Martin and Martin Short. The talk-show anecdote, the best u...

"3 Presidents"

29 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

On our first triple-guest podisode, we let our pal President Biden bring along two friends, Former Presidents Barack Obama and Bill Clinton. Let’s g...

"Jon Bon Jovi"

22 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This week we host Mr. John Francis Bongiovi Jr, also occasionally known as Jon Bon Jovi. The chicken or the egg, a Golden Grahams commercial, and find...

"Larry David"

15 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We go in the weeds with Larry David on critical items: dinner parties, romance novels, The Golden Rule, Halloween… and we unsuccessfully debut our n...

"Don Cheadle"

08 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Watch out, folks— it’s Don Cheadle, a.k.a. “Donchalant.” What is Jazz? Did Don have a good slumber last night? Get ready for some hard-hitters...

"Kristen Stewart"

01 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Take your beta blocker before chugging that milkshake: it’s Kristen Stewart. She dares to ask the question: “does anyone play golf?” What follow...

"Jake Gyllenhaal"

25 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Ladies and germs, it’s Jake Gyllenhaal. The great Count Jakeula talks to us about bicycle Brazilians, a combo Bar Mitzvah/Quinceañera, and how to m...

"John Oliver"

18 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

An unexamined life, a thirst for danger, and the Dalai Lama. In the words of John Oliver: “if I’ve got a microphone at the end of my arm and they’...

"Amy Schumer"

11 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

The talented and hilarious Amy Schumer joins us while color-coding her books. Some quick quests: peanut M&M’s, “the Process,” and a sad pile of ...

"Josh Brolin"

04 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

It's our favorite JB: the one and only Josh Brolin. El Pollo Loco commercials, contrast, a celebrity death match, and is Dune a real place? Rest your ...

"Kelly Clarkson"

26 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

“No stranger to a giggle,” we welcome the lovely Kelly Clarkson. Small towns & big cities, the art of the lie, and a gift horse’s mouth. Buy you...

"Natalie Portman"

19 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Be Professional… it’s Natalie Portman! Pie n’ Burger, la langue française, and a signature required for delivery. Plug in your power adapter—...

"Sam Rockwell"

12 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We cut some rug with the one and only Sam Rockwell. Batwing Lubricant, Fast & Furious with the sound off, and a longtime listener calls in! Don’t tu...

"The Killers"

05 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This week, we happily disturb the pre-show routines of Brandon Flowers and Ronnie Vannucci Jr. of The Killers. Let’s kill some time and learn about ...

"Penelope Cruz"

29 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Don’t hit snooze this morn; we’ve got Penelope Cruz on the horn! No free lunch, the light of Madrid in the summer, and the sneeze heard ‘round t...

"Mark Ruffalo"

22 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Humble beginnings, motorcycle-hair, and a bean and cheese burrito cut in thirds. Welcome to Mark Ruffalo’s office… on an all-new SmartLess. Subscr...

"Mike Birbiglia"

15 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Come sleepwalk with us… it’s Mike Birbiglia! We chat all-things-funny; comedians who are too serious, intentional non-laughter, and crying at the ...

"Selena Gomez"

08 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Gather ‘round listener, it’s Selena Gomez! We talk Craigslist, a hot Barney, and blissful ignorance. Practice your mirror-face; it’s an all-new ...

"Adam Driver"

01 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Guest what? It’s Adam Driver. A broken-down Lincoln Town Car, training on a busted sternum, and, well yeah, Sean gets to ask about Star Wars. Never ...

"Arnold Schwarzenegger"

25 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Put that cookie down, let off some steam, and get in the chopper. It’s Arnold Schwarzenegger. Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episo...

"Santa"

24 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Unwrap yourself with this Clause for celebration, a SmartLess Christmas Bonus: SANTA! Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Sma...

"Carey Mulligan"

18 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week: the unstoppable Carey Mulligan. Girls and boys, barfing in bed, imposter syndrome, and a surprise visit. Don’t get Carey’d away– it’...

"Emma Stone"

11 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Actor and web-designer Emma Stone joins us this week to discuss poignant topics like Albert Einstein, The Spice Girls, and the cure for hiccups. Get t...

"Ronan Farrow"

04 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Pop-out your Invisalign, it’s time for tinned sardines with Ronan Farrow, yo. Absolute truths, wheat germ, crucibles of tabloid BS, and interactions...

"Taika Waititi"

27 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Take it easy— we’ve got Taika Waititi. So toss your hot socks and be careful what you name your kids… it’s an all-new SmartLess. Subscribe to ...

"Stephen Curry"

20 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

It’s all-net this week: sleep secrets, tall guys, and maybe even a BLT on white bread. You need not worry… we’ve got Stephen Curry. Subscribe to...

"Michael Stipe"

13 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

It’s a Shiny-Happy-Podcast with R.E.M.’s Michael Stipe on the mic. Default veganism, relocation by earthquake, the confidence of youth, and walkin...

"Marshawn Lynch"

06 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Marshawn Lynch, ka-pow! Beast Mode on the microphone Justified haiku Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of SmartLess ad-free an...

"John McEnroe"

30 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week: millionaire stringers, Father Clock, Pickleball, and a 10 pound bag of Chex Mix. Let’s lose it on the 9th hole with Johnny Mac… on an a...

"Rachel Maddow"

23 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Grab your CPAP… we’re state-side for a quinceañera with Rachel Maddow. Who’s using the haircut today? Cameos from Alan Dershowitz and Insane Cl...

"Peyton Manning"

16 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week we give Peyton Manning the runaround on a tee time. Football vs. fútbol, sport vs. game, and a handicap in 25 words or less. The Sheriff is...

"Paul Simon"

09 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Hello SmartLess, my old friend- we’ve come to talk with you again. We’ve got diamonds on the soles of our pod this week, baby angels; It’s Paul ...

"Bill Simmons"

02 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We go head-to-head with the wise and opinionated Bill Simmons (podcaster, sportswriter, cultural critic, founder of The RInger). And yes, we go deep: ...

"Lars Ulrich"

25 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week, it’s bread balls, zero-glide potential, protein shakes, and tofu… with tennis player turned rock legend, Lars Ulrich of Metallica. Welc...

"Matthew McConaughey"

18 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Matthew McConaughey: Take 2. We get the legend back on the pod for a second time… and this time, we actually record an episode. Subscribe to Sirius...

"Kara Swisher"

11 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Relish this dish, an ep not to squish… espesh hackers, crackers, and phishers. Ladies and gents, it’s our guest Kara Swisher. Subscribe to SiriusX...

"Willem Dafoe"

04 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Animal husbandry, Wisconsin, the craft of acting, and most importantly, the craft of being a good human being. Welcome to da show with Willem Dafoe.Th...

“Jimmy Kimmel: LIVE in Los Angeles”

31 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Night Nurse Jimmy Kimmel prepares our warm milk and rocks our 6-City-Tour to beddybyeeeeee, LIVE from Los Angeles. (Recorded Feb. 12, 2022) Subscribe ...

"Jen Psaki"

28 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Press room’s graceful guide, Jen Psaki’s words, truth and tide, Wisdom flows inside. Welcome to an all-new-HaikuLess.This episode was recorded on ...

"Kevin Hart: LIVE in Los Angeles"

24 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We Hart LA… LIVE with Kevin Hart. (Recorded Feb. 12, 2022)  Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of SmartLess ad-free and a wh...

"Rose Byrne"

21 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Stop and smell the Roses, but don’t get Byrne’t by the molten lava of sheer podcast excellence - we’ve got Rose Byrne on the horn this week! Et ...

“Matt Damon (and Tracey!) LIVE in Madison”

17 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week Matt-is-on from Madison… Matt Damon, that is (with a quick visit from Tracey) comin’ atcha LIVE from Wisconsin.(Recorded Feb. 09, 2022) ...

"Jessica Chastain"

14 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We’re serving up poached pears with sweet potato ice cream as we slow-roast with the great Jessica Chastain. So kick off your boots, sit back, and r...

"Mark Cuban: LIVE in Chicago"

10 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Mark Cuban sends us to business school, LIVE in Chicago.(Recorded on Feb 08, 2022) Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of SmartL...

"Paul Giamatti"

07 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

All’s well that end-swell with the illustrious Paul Giamatti. Moth protection, boxing tips, the Hummus Diet, and everything in-between (colonoscopie...

"Andy Richter: LIVE in Chicago”

03 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

It’s hard to find a descriptor… for the delights of Andy Richter.(Recorded on February 08, 2022) Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new ...

"Greta Gerwig"

31 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Greta Gerwig joins us from atop a Fire Station on this scorching summer morn. We chat in-depth about the importance of le cinéma: ‘un-fussy filmmak...

"AOC: LIVE in Brooklyn"

27 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We sat down in Brooklyn with the lovely Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez to talk Harry Potter, edible gummies, and Sean For President.(Recorded on Feb 05, 202...

"Steven Soderbergh"

24 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

A shot, a line, a transition, an idea, a font, anything. It’s Bolivian spirit dealer and ‘the Taylor Swift of Cinema,’ a.k.a. Steven Soderbergh…...

"David Letterman: LIVE in Brooklyn"

20 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We went to Brooklyn and sat down with both David Letterman and his sidekick (The Beard) for a hell of a chat n’ giggle.(Recorded on Feb 05, 2022)  ...

"Danny McBride"

17 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week we’ve got the Mayor of Laughland coming to us live from Charleston: Mr. Danny McBride. We discuss vacation climaxes, filming still photos,...

"MIT Professor Max Tegmark: LIVE in Boston"

13 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Find out more about mechanical cats doing Cats on Broadway… with our esteemed surprise guest: physicist, cosmologist, and machine-learning researche...

"Tom Holland"

10 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Happy 3rd Birthday, SmartLess! On another trip around the sun, a limerick for our guest: There once was a lad named Tom Holland,Who graced a podcast, ...

“Conan O’Brien: LIVE in Boston”

06 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We had a wicked pissah with "the opposite of Tom Brady" a.k.a. Conan O'Brien.(Recorded on February 04, 2022) Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen...

"Idris Elba"

03 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week we have a world-famous DJ, undefeated kickboxer, land-speed record holder at 180 mph in a Bentley on a sandy beach, and occasional actor… ...

“Will Ferrell: LIVE in Washington DC”

29 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We met the exotic big cat named Will Ferrell in our country's capital... and we let him out of his cage. (Recorded on February 02, 2022) Subscribe to ...

"Simon Pegg"

26 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We fit a round Pegg in a round pod with this week’s guest, the incredible Simon Pegg. Agent Lorenzo Zoil rolls through, we coyly kiss Carrie Fisher’...

"Jennifer Garner"

19 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

“When’s the last time you dealt with a parabola?” is one of the many questions we explore with the lovely Jennifer Garner. So grab your scrunchy...