Brooke and Jeffrey

Battle of the Tinder Dates (06/22/22)

22 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Tinder is fun, but the dates don’t always work out, and can sometimes be really… really bad. Two of our listeners battle HEAD-to-HEAD to see who h...

Laser Stories (06/22/22)

22 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of lasers added in. Does it make sense? No not really, but it doesn’t HAVE TO… it’...

Shock Collar Question of the Day (06/22/22)

22 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

It’s the grand finale of regional jargon! I’ll give you the word, the region and the part of speech and you have to tell me what the definition of...

Win Brooke’s Bucks (06/21/22)

21 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Have a knack for trivia? Well, so does Brooke… Try to answer as many questions right as you can in 30 seconds. If you answer more correctly than Bro...

Care Or Don't Care (06/21/22)

21 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Young Jeffrey has a hot stack of buzz-worthy news stories to read BUT we only get to hear them if we really care! If we don’t care, they get banishe...

Awkward Tuesday: They Scare the Helium Outta Me

21 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

A guy reached out to us for an Awkward Tuesday Phone Call trying to get out of something he said “YES” to doing with his girlfriend… You won’t...

Phone Tap: Smart Car Feedback

21 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Today’s Phone Tap victim is skeptical about how “smart” his car really is… so we’re calling to tell him all the scientifically precise ways ...

Shock Collar Question of the Day (06/21/22)

21 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Previously I've asked you to identify various North American colloquialisms and I’m happy to say I’ve grubbed up another batch of regional slang f...

Missed Connections (06/20/22)

20 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Everybody is looking for love and Young Jeffrey is here to help you find it. Hear the finest that Craigslist has to offer.See omnystudio.com/listener ...

Second Date Update: First Time Tinderer

20 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The woman in today’s Second Date is trying online dating for the first time after leaving a long term relationship. Her first try went so well she’...

Phone Tap: Restaurant Healer

20 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Instead of hearing out a customer about their unsatisfactory dining experience, Brooke is instead going to give him something better… Perspective…...

Loser Line (06/20/22)

20 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Don't give that creep at the bar your number! Slip him the Loser Line number instead and we'll play his awful voicemail on the air! To get the LOSER L...

Laser Stories (06/20/22)

20 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of lasers added in. Does it make sense? No not really, but it doesn’t HAVE TO… it’...

Shock Collar Question of the Day (06/20/22)

20 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

A new survey found that we start to appreciate the “finer things” in life around 26 years old. The survey also asked people to name the top things...

Today vs Back In The Day (06/17/22)

17 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

PODCAST EXCLUSIVE: We're pitting the generations against each other with the ultimate trivia game! It's Brooke vs. Alexis! Brooke's been on a winning ...

Second Date Update: Whack Beach Wedding

17 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

You have to take risks if you want to find true love! One of our listeners did exactly that when he crashed a strangers wedding! Hear what other dange...

Phone Tap: I Have A Pen An Apple Pen

17 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Today, Brooke is running the customer service desk after a long night... And she just can’t stay awake long enough to help our Phone Tap victim with...

Riffin' Around: Summer Jams

17 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

In today's edition of Riffin' Around, every single song the hosts are trying to identify has "Summer" in the title!See omnystudio.com/listener for pri...

Laser Stories (06/17/22)

17 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of lasers added in. Does it make sense? No not really, but it doesn’t HAVE TO… it’...

Shock Collar Question of the Day (06/17/22)

17 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Father's Day is this weekend...So we're doing an Around the Room, Daddies, Zaddies, and Baddies, Grass Growin', Lawn Mowin' Father's Day Shock Collar ...

FULL SHOW: Thursday, June 16th, 2022

16 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

FULL SHOW: Thursday, June 16th, 2022Curious if we look as bad as we sound? Follow us at:https://www.tiktok.com/@brookeandjeffreyhttps://www.instagram....

Win Brooke’s Bucks (06/16/22)

16 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Have a knack for trivia? Well, so does Brooke… Try to answer as many questions right as you can in 30 seconds. If you answer more correctly than Bro...

TikTok Click Shock (06/16/22)

16 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

There's a new audio illusion that's tearing the internet apart... Plus, a 19 year became so famous on TikTok that an NFL Team created a job just for h...

Phone Tap: Raiden's on a Rampage

16 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

We’re instituting a new policy where your food delivery drivers are allowed to eat a REASONABLE amount of your food. And our Phone Tap victim is NOT...

Masked Speaker: Fairways and Weddings

16 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Today's Masked Speaker requested that ANY GIRLFRIENDS not listen to his segment. Because he desperately doesn't want his own girlfriend to know the sh...

Shock Collar Question of the Day (06/16/22)

16 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

In honor of Brooke's Birthday, each host has to fill in the blank and finish one of her old tweets to avoid getting shocked!See omnystudio.com/listene...

FULL SHOW: Wednesday, June 15th, 2022

15 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

FULL SHOW: Wednesday, June 15th, 2022Curious if we look as bad as we sound? Follow us at:https://www.tiktok.com/@brookeandjeffreyhttps://www.instagram...

Win Brooke’s Bucks (06/15/22)

15 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Have a knack for trivia? Well, so does Brooke… Try to answer as many questions right as you can in 30 seconds. If you answer more correctly than Bro...

Second Date Update: Models & Manchester

15 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

A professional model says she recently started listening to our show, but is she open to love with one of our listeners?See omnystudio.com/listener fo...

Phone Tap: Rolando Mattress Guarantee

15 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Rolando is back for a brand new Phone Tap! Today we’re calling a mattress customer and telling him his purchase has been certified by a “Rolando G...

BUSTED! Cheaters get Exposed (06/15/22)

15 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Imagine coming home to surprise your partner only to find out that they’re in bed with someone else.. Ouch. This segment is all about you telling us...

Laser Stories (06/15/22)

15 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of lasers added in. Does it make sense? No not really, but it doesn’t HAVE TO… it’...

FULL SHOW: Tuesday, June 14th, 2022

14 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

FULL SHOW: Tuesday, June 14th, 2022Curious if we look as bad as we sound? Follow us at:https://www.tiktok.com/@brookeandjeffreyhttps://www.instagram.c...

Care Or Don't Care (06/14/22)

14 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Young Jeffrey has a hot stack of buzz-worthy news stories to read BUT we only get to hear them if we really care! If we don’t care, they get banishe...

Awkward Tuesday: Big Shoes To Fill

14 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The guy in today’s Awkward Tuesday Phone Call is hoping to reveal some truth to his girlfriend, without being dumped. Can he walk that delicate line...

Phone Tap: Company Needs You to Step Up

14 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

We call an unsuspecting worker to tell them that EVERYTHING he uses in his office is now gonna start costing money, including this call!See omnystudio...

Masked Speaker: 20 to Life Hacks

14 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

One of our listeners says they've come up with a foolproof way to get out of jury duty... that works 100% of the time... and they've never been caught...

Shock Collar Question of the Day (06/14/22)

14 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

A new poll found 41% of Americans claim they are above average at spelling and we're going to put that to the test...I have a list of some easy, but v...

FULL SHOW: Monday, June 13th, 2022

13 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

FULL SHOW: Monday, June 13th, 2022Curious if we look as bad as we sound? Follow us at:https://www.tiktok.com/@brookeandjeffreyhttps://www.instagram.co...

Whatcha Doin’ at the New Kids On The Block?

13 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

We sent Jose and Alexis into the mob of Moms waiting outside a big arena to ask... Whatcha Doin' At the New Kids On The Block Concert?See omnystudio.c...

Second Date Update: Funny Farm

13 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The guy in today’s Second Date wanted his date to meet his parents right away! Is that a good sign or a huge red flag?See omnystudio.com/listener fo...

Phone Tap: The Marvelous Mr. Mushroom Man

13 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

We call a sous chef and offer him a big time TV gig as long as he can put up with the ego of the most pretentious head chef of all time!See omnystudio...

Loser Line (06/13/22)

13 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Don't give that creep at the bar your number! Slip him the Loser Line number instead and we'll play his awful voicemail on the air! To get the LOSER L...

Laser Stories (06/13/22)

13 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of lasers added in. Does it make sense? No not really, but it doesn’t HAVE TO… it’...

Shock Collar Question of the Day (06/13/22)

13 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

A new report just came out that calculated the highest paid comedians over the last year and I'll tell you the names on this list are famous people yo...

FULL SHOW: Friday, June 10th, 2022

10 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

FULL SHOW: Friday, June 10th, 2022Curious if we look as bad as we sound? Follow us at:https://www.tiktok.com/@brookeandjeffreyhttps://www.instagram.co...

Today vs Back In The Day (06/10/22)

10 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

PODCAST EXCLUSIVE: We're pitting the generations against each other with the ultimate trivia game! It's Brooke vs. Alexis! This week the pressure is b...

Win Brooke’s Bucks (06/10/22)

10 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Have a knack for trivia? Well, so does Brooke… Try to answer as many questions right as you can in 30 seconds. If you answer more correctly than Bro...

Second Date Update: Too Late To Apologize

10 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The guy in today’s Second Date wants our help to apologize for saying one of the rudest things we’ve ever heard on this show. Is it too little too...

Phone Tap: Trudy De Nudie

10 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Today’s Phone Tap victim doesn’t know anyone in the neighborhood she’s moving to, so we’re introducing her to her first new friend: Trudy De N...

Lifetime Supply Winners

10 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

People around the world who have won LIFETIME prizes are coming forward and telling us what it's really like.. And we're going over the weirdest and m...

Laser Stories (06/10/22)

10 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of lasers added in. Does it make sense? No not really, but it doesn’t HAVE TO… it’...

Shock Collar Question of the Day (06/10/22)

10 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

According to a new survey, more than 80% of people say they settle for things that aren't the best, whether they are big or small. The #1 thing from t...

Win Brooke’s Bucks (06/09/22)

09 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Have a knack for trivia? Well, so does Brooke… Try to answer as many questions right as you can in 30 seconds. If you answer more correctly than Bro...

TikTok Click Shock (06/09/22)

09 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

A guy is going viral for using something that hasn’t been popular since the Great Depression...Plus, we have a list of the top 3 most entertaining c...

Phone Tap: The AI is DTF

09 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

We’re helping a woman update her billing information with our all-new “DTF” Artificial Intelligence system named ‘FRED!’See omnystudio.com/l...

Masked Speaker: Tweet Yo Treat

09 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Today's Masked Speaker found a new way to motivate the young people who work in his store, and it's actually made them more productive, but is it evil...

Shock Collar Question of the Day (06/09/22)

09 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

According to a new survey, 75% of us have admitted to trying to hide embarrassing items among a larger purchase. What are the top 5 most common items ...

FULL SHOW: Wednesday, June 8th, 2022

08 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

FULL SHOW: Wednesday, June 8th, 2022Curious if we look as bad as we sound? Follow us at:https://www.tiktok.com/@brookeandjeffreyhttps://www.instagram....

Win Brooke’s Bucks (06/08/22)

08 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Have a knack for trivia? Well, so does Brooke… Try to answer as many questions right as you can in 30 seconds. If you answer more correctly than Bro...

Second Date Update: Super Rich Sucks

08 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

We had to make Alexis swear not to hit on the listener in today's Second Date... Because it's one of the wealthiest, most elaborate dates we've ever h...

Phone Tap: Clover Does Grocery Surveillance

08 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

We’ve designed a new fool-proof system for catching shoplifters and it’s all thanks to Jose’s Phone Tap character CLOVER! See how an ex-British ...

Battle of the Tinder Dates (06/08/22)

08 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Tinder is fun, but the dates don’t always work out, and can sometimes be really… really bad. Two of our listeners battle HEAD-to-HEAD to see who h...

Laser Stories (06/08/22)

08 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of lasers added in. Does it make sense? No not really, but it doesn’t HAVE TO… it’...

What's On Your Mind? (06/08/22)

08 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Brooke lost an AirDrop Meme War, Jose is throwing out the first pitch at a baseball game, Alexis realized how popular Jose is with moms, and Jeffrey t...

Shock Collar Question of the Day (06/08/22)

08 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

I have a list in front of me of the longest running episodic TV shows...That are not soap operas,  talk shows or news. One is a kid's show, three are...

FULL SHOW: Tuesday, June 7th, 2022

07 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

FULL SHOW: Tuesday, June 7th, 2022Curious if we look as bad as we sound? Follow us at:https://www.tiktok.com/@brookeandjeffreyhttps://www.instagram.co...

Win Brooke’s Bucks (06/07/22)

07 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Have a knack for trivia? Well, so does Brooke… Try to answer as many questions right as you can in 30 seconds. If you answer more correctly than Bro...

Care Or Don't Care (06/07/22)

07 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Young Jeffrey has a hot stack of buzz-worthy news stories to read BUT we only get to hear them if we really care! If we don’t care, they get banishe...

Awkward Tuesday: Make Pranks Not War

07 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The listener in today’s Awkward Tuesday Phone Call is in a PRANK WAR at work that could cost someone their job. But will it be their job or OURS?See...

Phone Tap: UF-O My!

07 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Today’s Phone Tap victim swears he saw a UFO the other day and even reported it to authorities. His sister told us all about his encounter and we’...

Shock Collar Question of the Day (06/07/22)

07 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

7 out of 10 people say they can't sleep if they know there's an unwanted bug in the house... According to statistics, we lose about 26 hours of sleep ...

FULL SHOW: Monday, June 6th, 2022

06 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

FULL SHOW: Monday, June 6th, 2022Curious if we look as bad as we sound? Follow us at:https://www.tiktok.com/@brookeandjeffreyhttps://www.instagram.com...

Win Brooke’s Bucks (06/06/22)

06 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Have a knack for trivia? Well, so does Brooke… Try to answer as many questions right as you can in 30 seconds. If you answer more correctly than Bro...

Missed Connections (06/06/22)

06 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Everybody is looking for love and Young Jeffrey is here to help you find it. Hear the finest that Craigslist has to offer.See omnystudio.com/listener ...

Second Date Update: Read My Lips

06 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Running into the last person you would ever want to see while out on a date is a nightmare. It happened to one of our listeners and it might be one of...

Phone Tap: Crazy College Credit Card

06 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Today’s Phone Tap victim thinks she sent her daughter off to college with a credit card with a $500 limit, but we’re calling her from the bank to ...

Loser Line (06/06/22)

06 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Don't give that creep at the bar your number! Slip him the Loser Line number instead and we'll play his awful voicemail on the air! To get the LOSER L...

Laser Stories (06/06/22)

06 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of lasers added in. Does it make sense? No not really, but it doesn’t HAVE TO… it’...

Shock Collar Question of the Day (06/06/22)

06 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Today is a National Holiday honoring a very famous toy you've all played with before. The British called it a "bandalore." The French used the name "i...

FULL SHOW: Friday, June 3rd, 2022

03 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

FULL SHOW: Friday, June 3rd, 2022Curious if we look as bad as we sound? Follow us at:https://www.tiktok.com/@brookeandjeffreyhttps://www.instagram.com...

Win Brooke’s Bucks (06/03/22)

03 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Have a knack for trivia? Well, so does Brooke… Try to answer as many questions right as you can in 30 seconds. If you answer more correctly than Bro...

Today vs Back In The Day (06/03/22)

03 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

PODCAST EXCLUSIVE: We're pitting the generations against each other with the ultimate trivia game! It's Brooke vs. Alexis! Brooke always says she's "h...

Second Date Update: Pan-Bandoned

03 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The couple in today’s Second Date went on a date to the Fair and they left with a big mystery afoot… We’ll help them sort it out and solve their...

Phone Tap: Akuna Moncada Trophies

03 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

We’re calling a Trophy Store and seeing how many awards with ridiculous names we can get commissioned before the manager hangs up on us!See omnystud...

Hollywood Job Misrepresentation

03 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

A new survey asked people to share how Hollywood movies portray their career horribly WRONG... And the answers are hilarious!See omnystudio.com/listen...

Laser Stories (06/03/22)

03 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of lasers added in. Does it make sense? No not really, but it doesn’t HAVE TO… it’...

FULL SHOW: Thursday, June 2nd, 2022

02 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

FULL SHOW: Thursday, June 2nd, 2022Curious if we look as bad as we sound? Follow us at:https://www.tiktok.com/@brookeandjeffreyhttps://www.instagram.c...

Win Brooke’s Bucks (06/02/22)

02 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Have a knack for trivia? Well, so does Brooke… Try to answer as many questions right as you can in 30 seconds. If you answer more correctly than Bro...

TikTok Click Shock (06/02/22)

02 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

A woman just shared the secret red flag detector she uses on dating apps, that instantly proves if a guy is sexist... Plus, the top 3 richest TikTok a...

Second Date Update UPDATE: Beanbag Guinea Pigs

02 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Jacob and Brenly were on our show months ago and their date sounded less like a romantic evening and more like a scene from Squid Game. Now, after a f...

Phone Tap: Deadly Glove Box

02 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

We’re calling a guy with a new car and tell him there’s been a factory issue with his glove box and he should be careful or it might explode!See o...

Masked Speaker: MeWork

02 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Today's Masked Speaker is raking in hundreds of dollars a day by running a successful side hustle...There's just one catch... If his boss ever found o...

Shock Collar Question of the Day (06/02/22)

02 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

If you didn't know... Monaco is a teeny, tiny place on the French Rivera with it's own government... and known for it's grand casinos, designer malls,...

FULL SHOW: Wednesday, June 1st, 2022

01 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

FULL SHOW: Wednesday, June 1st, 2022Curious if we look as bad as we sound? Follow us at:https://www.tiktok.com/@brookeandjeffreyhttps://www.instagram....

Win Brooke’s Bucks (06/01/22)

01 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Have a knack for trivia? Well, so does Brooke… Try to answer as many questions right as you can in 30 seconds. If you answer more correctly than Bro...

Second Date Update: Prehistoric Romance

01 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

One of our listeners is trying to make a romantic connection with a woman who shares his favorite movie. But is that bond enough to start a relationsh...

Phone Tap: Alone At Home Interior Design

01 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

We’re calling an interior designer for a quote on our home, but does she design trap doors? Because that’s our top priority!See omnystudio.com/lis...

BUSTED! Cheaters get Exposed (06/01/22)

01 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Imagine coming home to surprise your partner only to find out that they’re in bed with someone else.. Ouch. This segment is all about you telling us...

Laser Stories (06/01/22)

01 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of lasers added in. Does it make sense? No not really, but it doesn’t HAVE TO… it’...