Behind the Bastards

Part Two: Louis van Schoor: The Deadliest Security Guard in History

15 Aug 2024

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Robert concludes the story of Louis van Schoor and the surprise tale of his daughter, Sabrina. Behind the Bastards is now available on YouTube! New vi...

Part One: Louis van Schoor: The Deadliest Security Guard in History

13 Aug 2024

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Robert sits down with Molly Conger to discuss a weird little guy of South African Apartheid, serial murdering security guard Louis van Schoor. (2 Part...

It Could Happen Here Weekly 142

10 Aug 2024

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Do We Really Need to Talk About Kevin?

09 Aug 2024

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Why do people keep posting that fake Voltaire quote and who is the pedophile who actually said it? Molly takes you back to the 90s, inside the Nazi co...

Part Two: Blue Dawn: A Right Wing Fantasy of Leftist Revolution

08 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Robert and Garrison continue exploring the world of Blue Dawn, where the justice system is angry twitter mobs empowered to throw people in prison and ...

Part One: Blue Dawn: A Right Wing Fantasy of Leftist Revolution

06 Aug 2024

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Robert sits down with Garrison to read through a brand new novel that fantasizes about the aftermath of an Antifa revolution in ... 2021.See omnystudi...

It Could Happen Here Weekly 141

03 Aug 2024

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All of this week's episodes of It Could Happen Here put together in one large file. You can now listen to all Cool Zone Media shows, 100% ad-free thro...

Part Four: The RFK Jr. Episodes

01 Aug 2024

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Robert and Cody conclude the story of RFK Jr by talking about how he was directly complicit in the deaths of dozens of children and probably tens of t...

Part Three: The RFK Jr. Episodes

30 Jul 2024

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Robert and Cody discuss RFK Jr's days as a professional rat-eater and explorer, and then things get weird.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy info...

It Could Happen Here Weekly 140

27 Jul 2024

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Part Two: The RFK Jr. Episodes

25 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Robert and Cody continue the epic tale of Bobby Kennedy Jr, falconer and rotting animal carcass connoisseur.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy in...

Part One: The RFK Jr. Episodes

23 Jul 2024

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Robert sits down with Cody Johnston to discuss the origins of the Kennedy Family Curse, and how it trapped RFK Jr on the path to ruin. (4 Part Series)...

It Could Happen Here Weekly: RNC Edition

19 Jul 2024

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Part Two: Beau Brummell: The First Celebrity and Inventor of the Suit and Tie

18 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Robert sits down with Princess Weekes to finish talking about Beau Brummell, the first fashion influencer and modern celebrity, and discuss whether or...

Part One: Beau Brummell: The First Celebrity and Inventor of the Suit and Tie

16 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Robert sits down with Princess Weekes to talk about Beau Brummell, the first fashion influencer and modern celebrity, and discuss whether or not he wa...

It Could Happen Here Weekly 139

13 Jul 2024

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All of this week's episodes of It Could Happen Here put together in one large file. You can now listen to all Cool Zone Media shows, 100% ad-free thro...

Part Two: The Dr. Laura Episodes

11 Jul 2024

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Robert and Jamie conclude the story of Dr. Laura and offer up a theory on the possible murder of her mother.   https://www.paisleypaws.org/See omnyst...

Part One: The Dr. Laura Episodes

09 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Robert sits down with Jamie Loftus to discuss the life and times of Dr. Laura Schlesinger, the angriest woman on the radio and harbinger of Jordan Pet...

It Could Happen Here Weekly 138

05 Jul 2024

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All of this week's episodes of It Could Happen Here put together in one large file. You can now listen to all Cool Zone Media shows, 100% ad-free thro...

The July 4th Terrible Right Wing Novel Spectacular

02 Jul 2024

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Robert found a copy of the weird Navy SEAL fetishist novel written by his old boss back in the 1990s.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy informati...

It Could Happen Here Weekly 137

29 Jun 2024

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All of this week's episodes of It Could Happen Here put together in one large file. You can now listen to all Cool Zone Media shows, 100% ad-free thro...

Part Two: How Avery Brundage Gave Hitler an Olympics

27 Jun 2024

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Robert and Matt discuss how Avery Brundage and the Olympic Committee killed the attempt at an Olympics boycott and handed Hitler a major win.See omnys...

Part One: How Avery Brundage Gave Hitler an Olympics

25 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Robert sits down with Matt Lieb to discuss Avery Brundage, the millionaire athlete and professional Olympics nerd who stopped the U.S. from Boycotting...

It Could Happen Here Weekly 136

22 Jun 2024

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All of this week's episodes of It Could Happen Here put together in one large file. You can now listen to all Cool Zone Media shows, 100% ad-free thro...

Part Two: How the British Empire and U.S. Department of Defense Murdered an Island Paradise

20 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Robert killed a man in Reno, just to watch him die. Also he concludes the story of the murder of the Chagos Islands by the U.S. and the ailing British...

Part One: How the British Empire and U.S. Department of Defense Murdered an Island Paradise

18 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Robert welcomes Andrew Ti back to the show to tell the story of the Chagos Islands, a paradise founded by former slaves that was wiped out by the Brit...

It Could Happen Here Weekly 135

15 Jun 2024

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All of this week's episodes of It Could Happen Here put together in one large file. You can now listen to all Cool Zone Media shows, 100% ad-free thro...

Part Four: Thomas Jefferson: King of Hypocrites

13 Jun 2024

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Robert and Prop conclude the story of Thomas Jefferson by talking about the time he built a smarthome powered by child slavery.Robert and Prop conclud...

Part Three: Thomas Jefferson: King of Hypocrites

11 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Robert and Prop talk about Jefferson's wild years as a slavery debate bro in Paris, and also the fact that he was for sure a pedophile.See omnystudio....

It Could Happen Here Weekly 134

08 Jun 2024

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All of this week's episodes of It Could Happen Here put together in one large file. You can now listen to all Cool Zone Media shows, 100% ad-free thro...

Part Two: Thomas Jefferson: King of Hypocrites

06 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Robert and Prop talk about Jefferson's embarrassing history as a war leader and how he helped invent scientific racism.See omnystudio.com/listener for...

Part One: Thomas Jefferson: King of Hypocrites

04 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Robert sits down with Jason Petty, AKA Prop, to discuss how Thomas Jefferson became a global prophet of liberty despite owning human beings and helpin...

It Could Happen Here Weekly 133

01 Jun 2024

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All of this week's episodes of It Could Happen Here put together in one large file. You can now listen to all Cool Zone Media shows, 100% ad-free thro...

Part Two: Kent Hovind: Fake Dinosaur Scholar and Accidental Child Killer

30 May 2024

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Kent Hovind befriends a pedophile and, separately, kills a 7 year old through negligence. Also, more dinosaur disinfo.See omnystudio.com/listener for ...

Part One: Kent Hovind: Fake Dinosaur Scholar and Accidental Child Killer

28 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Robert sits down with Molly Conger to discuss Kent Hovind, self-declared doctor of dinosaur studies for the Creationist museum he founded and somehow ...

boston slide cop

28 May 2024

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In the summer of 2023, a Boston cop humiliated himself by tumbling down a public slide in the most embarrassing way possible. This week, Jamie tries t...

It Could Happen Here Weekly 132

25 May 2024

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All of this week's episodes of It Could Happen Here put together in one large file. You can now listen to all Cool Zone Media shows, 100% ad-free thro...

CZM Rewind: Morton Downey Junior: The Ur-Media Grifter

23 May 2024

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Robert is again joined by Tom Reimann to discuss Morton Downey Junior. https://www.gofundme.com/f/btb-fundraiser-pdx-diaper-bank See omnystudio.com/l...

CZM Rewind: The Ballad of Wally George

22 May 2024

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Robert is joined by Tom Reimann to discuss Wally George. https://www.gofundme.com/f/btb-fundraiser-pdx-diaper-bank   See omnystudio.com/listener for...

CZM Rewind: Joe Pyne: The Man Who Invented Right Wing Talk Radio

21 May 2024

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Robert is joined by Tom Reimann to discuss Joe Pyne. https://gofund.me/75c79974 FOOTNOTES: https://timeline.com/hot-seat-wally-george-edccf13491cf h...

It Could Happen Here Weekly 131

18 May 2024

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All of this week's episodes of It Could Happen Here put together in one large file. You can now listen to all Cool Zone Media shows, 100% ad-free thro...

Part Two: The Darkest Episode We Will Ever Do

16 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Robert and Margaret conclude the story of Helmut Kentler's pedophile foster program, and discuss how the German left was infiltrated and co-opted by p...

Part One: The Darkest Episode We Will Ever Do

14 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Robert weaves a hideous story for Margaret, about how post-war Germans started out trying to make Nazism impossible and wound up harming generations o...

It Could Happen Here Weekly 130

11 May 2024

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All of this week's episodes of It Could Happen Here put together in one large file. You can now listen to all Cool Zone Media shows, 100% ad-free thro...

Part Two: The Parenting Gurus of Nazi Germany

09 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This week Robert introduces Margaret and the audience to Johanna Harer, the chief Momfluencer of Nazi Germany, whose pop science parenting book was en...

Part One: The Parenting Gurus of Nazi Germany

07 May 2024

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Robert sits down with Margaret killjoy to talk about Moritz Schreber, the pseudo scientific parenting guru who strapped children into torture devices ...

It Could Happen Here Weekly 129

04 May 2024

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All of this week's episodes of It Could Happen Here put together in one large file. You can now listen to all Cool Zone Media shows, 100% ad-free thro...

CZM Rewind: Part Two: Savitri Devi The Woman Who Turned Nazism into a Religion

02 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Robert is joined again by Jamie Loftus to continue discussing Savitri Devi. Jamie’s new Cool Zone Media show Sixteenth Minute launches on May 7th! E...

CZM Rewind: Part One: Savitri Devi The Woman Who Turned Nazism into a Religion

30 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Robert is joined by Jamie Loftus to discuss Hitler's Priestess, Savitri Devi. Jamie’s new Cool Zone Media show Sixteenth Minute launches on May 7th!...

It Could Happen Here Weekly 128

27 Apr 2024

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All of this week's episodes of It Could Happen Here put together in one large file. You can now listen to all Cool Zone Media shows, 100% ad-free thro...

Part Two: The Bastards of Forensic Science

25 Apr 2024

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Robert is joined again by Dr. Kaveh Hoda to continue to discuss why Forensic Science really doesn't work. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy inf...

Part One: The Bastards of Forensic Science

23 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Forensic Science is supposed to provide perfect certainty in the most serious criminal cases. What if it's all a bunch of bullshit? Robert sits down w...

It Could Happen Here Weekly 127

20 Apr 2024

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All of this week's episodes of It Could Happen Here put together in one large file. You can now listen to all Cool Zone Media shows, 100% ad-free thro...

Part Four: Beria: Stalin's Pedophile Cop & the Soviet Oppenheimer

18 Apr 2024

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Beria? I hardly know'ya. Anyway, this is the last episode of the series. Goodbye.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Part Three: Beria: Stalin's Pedophile Cop & the Soviet Oppenheimer

16 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Robert and Joe get into the meat of the Beria story: the invasion of Poland and start of World War 2.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy informati...

It Could Happen Here Weekly 126

13 Apr 2024

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All of this week's episodes of It Could Happen Here put together in one large file. You can now listen to all Cool Zone Media shows, 100% ad-free thro...

Part Two: Beria: Stalin's Pedophile Cop & the Soviet Oppenheimer

11 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In part two, Robert continues with Joe Kassabian to tell the sordid tale of Lavrentiy Beria, the head of Stalin's secret police, prolific sex criminal...

Part One: Beria: Stalin's Pedophile Cop & the Soviet Oppenheimer

09 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Robert sits down with Joe Kassabian to tell the sordid tale of Lavrentiy Beria, the head of Stalin's secret police, prolific sex criminal and ethnic c...

It Could Happen Here Weekly 125

06 Apr 2024

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All of this week's episodes of It Could Happen Here put together in one large file. You can now listen to all Cool Zone Media shows, 100% ad-free thro...

Part Two: How Conservatism Won

04 Apr 2024

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Robert and Dave conclude our episode about think tanks.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Part One: How Conservatism Won

02 Apr 2024

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Robert sits down with David Bell to discuss how a consortium of rich failsons got together to fund a network of right wing think tanks and shift Ameri...

It Could Happen Here Weekly 124

30 Mar 2024

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All of this week's episodes of It Could Happen Here put together in one large file. You can now listen to all Cool Zone Media shows, 100% ad-free thro...

Part Two: The Real Bastard Was Health Insurance Companies All Along

28 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Robert and Kaveh continue with another wacky fake doctor story that snowballs into a vast conspiracy by health insurance companies to make everyone el...

Part One: The Fake Doctors Who Gave Everyone Alzheimer's

26 Mar 2024

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Robert sits down with Dr. Kaveh Hoda to tell several hilarious fake doctor stories that wind up exposing the dark heart of the health insurance indust...

It Could Happen Here Weekly 123

23 Mar 2024

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All of this week's episodes of It Could Happen Here put together in one large file. You can now listen to all Cool Zone Media shows, 100% ad-free thro...

Part Two: The Dennis the Menace Creator was a Shockingly Bad Man

21 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Robert and Randy discuss Hank's unorthodox parenting methods, how he tried to get laid at Disneyland, and some very uncomfortable racism.See omnystudi...

Part One: The Dennis the Menace Creator was a Shockingly Bad Man

19 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Robert sits down with Randy Milholland to discuss Hank Ketcham, the creator of Dennis the Menace. Despite his cartoon's kid-safe nature, Hank mined hi...

It Could Happen Here Weekly 122

16 Mar 2024

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All of this week's episodes of It Could Happen Here put together in one large file. You can now listen to all Cool Zone Media shows, 100% ad-free thro...

Part Four: The Terrible Secret of Steve Jobs

14 Mar 2024

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Ed and Robert conclude the epic story of Steve Jobs with a look at how his peculiarities determined the shape and horrible abusive nature of much of t...

Part Three: The Terrible Secret of Steve Jobs

12 Mar 2024

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Robert and Ed reach a crucial crux in the Steve Jobs story: his years of failed product launches and near destruction of Apple. Also, Bono appears.See...

It Could Happen Here Weekly 121

09 Mar 2024

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All of this week's episodes of It Could Happen Here put together in one large file. You can now listen to all Cool Zone Media shows, 100% ad-free thro...

Part Two: The Terrible Secret of Steve Jobs

07 Mar 2024

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Robert Evans explains the rise of Apple, and how Steve Jobs tried to cheat the California Welfare system.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy infor...

Part One: The Terrible Secret of Steve Jobs

05 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Robert sits down with Ed Zitron to discuss the early life of Steve Jobs, who started out setting off bombs in school and wound up foundingSee omnystud...

It Could Happen Here Weekly 120

02 Mar 2024

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All of this week's episodes of It Could Happen Here put together in one large file. You can now listen to all Cool Zone Media shows, 100% ad-free thro...

How The Winklevoss Twins Lost A Billion Dollars

01 Mar 2024

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Though the Winklevoss brothers are best known for their role in the early days of Facebook, you'll be surprised to learn that they recently lost custo...

Part Two: TB Joshua: The Evangelical Pastor Who Built His Own Hell

29 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Robert and Miles get to the nightmare heart of the TB Joshua story: a sprawling empire of sexual violence and gaslighting on an epic scale.See omnystu...

Part One: TB Joshua: The Evangelical Pastor Who Built His Own Hell

27 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Robert sits down with Miles Gray to talk about TB Joshua, a Nigerian pastor whose cult trapped people from all over the world in a literal physical he...

It Could Happen Here Weekly 119

24 Feb 2024

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All of this week's episodes of It Could Happen Here put together in one large file. You can now listen to all Cool Zone Media shows, 100% ad-free thro...

Part Four: Was Robert. E. Lee a Good General?

22 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Robert and Prop answer the final two great questions about Robert E. Lee: did he fuck that horse, and was he any good as a general?See omnystudio.com/...

Part Three: Why Did Robert E. Lee Turn Traitor?

20 Feb 2024

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Robert and Prop continue the story of Bobby Lee to the climax of his life: his decision to turn traitor and fight for the Confederacy.See omnystudio.c...

It Could Happen Here Weekly 118

18 Feb 2024

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All of this week's episodes of It Could Happen Here put together in one large file. You can now listen to all Cool Zone Media shows, 100% ad-free thro...

Part Two: Robert E. Lee: A Lifetime of Failure

15 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Robert and Prop discuss Robert E. Lee's career in the army, and his horrific violence towards the enslaved workers on his father-in-laws plantation.Se...

Part One: Robert E. Lee: A Lifetime of Failure

13 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Robert sits down with Jason Petty aka Prop to begin the epic story of Robert E. Lee, prominent furry, slave owner and Confederate General. (4 Part Ser...

It Could Happen Here Weekly 117

10 Feb 2024

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All of this week's episodes of It Could Happen Here put together in one large file. You can now listen to all Cool Zone Media shows, 100% ad-free thro...

It Could Happen Here Weekly 109

07 Feb 2024

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All of this week's episodes of It Could Happen Here put together in one large file. You can now listen to all Cool Zone Media shows, 100% ad-free thro...

It Could Happen Here Weekly 116

03 Feb 2024

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All of this week's episodes of It Could Happen Here put together in one large file. You can now listen to all Cool Zone Media shows, 100% ad-free thro...

Part Two: Tech Bros Have Built A Cult Around AI

01 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Robert tells Ify about the time tech weirdo's recreated Hell using AI and Robert pisses off a VP at Google. Plus: More cult shit! (Adapted from his ar...

Part One: Tech Bros Have Built A Cult Around AI

30 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Robert sits down with Ify Nwadiwe to talk about the weird cult that's formed around AI, and some of the most powerful people in Silicon Valley. (Adapt...

It Could Happen Here Weekly 115

27 Jan 2024

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All of this week's episodes of It Could Happen Here put together in one large file. You can now listen to all Cool Zone Media shows, 100% ad-free thro...

Part Four: The Finders: CIA Child Trafficking Cult or Just Normal Cult?

25 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Now bereft of their children, the Finders slide into old age and irrelevance with one last attempt to freak out the normies.See omnystudio.com/listene...

Part Three: The Finders: CIA Child Trafficking Cult or Just Normal Cult?

23 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Were The Finders a CIA operation? The short answer is "maybe"! The long answer is... this episode.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It Could Happen Here Weekly 115

20 Jan 2024

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All of this week's episodes of It Could Happen Here put together in one large file. You can now listen to all Cool Zone Media shows, 100% ad-free thro...

Part Two: The Finders: CIA Child Trafficking Cult or Just Normal Cult?

18 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

After almost twenty years of quiet growth the Finders explode into public awareness when they are accused of sex trafficking children, possibly for th...

Part One: The Finders: CIA Child Trafficking Cult or Just Normal Cult?

16 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Robert sits down with Jamie Loftus to tell the tale of Marion Petty, the man whose cult was accused of trafficking children and may have been part of ...

It Could Happen Here Weekly 114

13 Jan 2024

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All of this week's episodes of It Could Happen Here put together in one large file. You can now listen to all Cool Zone Media shows, 100% ad-free thro...

Part Two: John Schmitz: The First Trump

11 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Our tale of Orange County bastardry reaches it's apex in John Schmitz, the conspiracy maniac who ran against Nixon from the Right and blazed the trail...

Part One: How Orange County Incubated American Fascism

09 Jan 2024

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Robert sits down with Francesca Fiorentini to talk about how Orange County, California gave birth to the modern Republican Party, thanks to some arms ...

It Could Happen Here Weekly 113

06 Jan 2024

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All of this week's episodes of It Could Happen Here put together in one large file. You can now listen to all Cool Zone Media shows, 100% ad-free thro...

CZM Rewind: Part Two: Kaiser Wilhelm: The Saddest Warlord In History

04 Jan 2024

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In Part Two, Robert is joined again by Jamie Loftus to continue discussing Kaiser Wilhelm.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

CZM Rewind: Part One: Kaiser Wilhelm: The Saddest Warlord In History

02 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Robert sits down with Jamie Loftus to talk about Kaiser Wilhelm, the devastatingly cringy Mama's boy who came to rule an empire despite lacking even a...