Madonna, Nigel & Vogue Getting Decked
03 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Don't worry! Vogue is FINE. The decking was a long time ago. This week, Joanne is still on the apps ...
MTGM EXTRA! "PG: Pretty Good!"
01 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
There's a lot to wade through in the emails this week. First up it's all about whether she "went" or...
Begging, Bathing & A "Bean Bag Moon"
26 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Vogue has got a BIG question for Joanne and the answer involves a lot of excited noises. There's din...
MTGM EXTRA! "Is Kim K Sound?"
24 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
OMG WHAT?! As has been promised for AGES now, you're finally getting an extra helping from Vogue & J...
"I Just Went"
19 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
There's another, particular word that needs striking from the record this week. Alternatives need to...
Cancellation, Solo Dining & An "Eye-Popping" Sofa
12 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
It's always a big week when Vogue has "put on a display" or "unveiled" something, so you can rest as...
Dumped Friends & The Worst News
05 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
What could "the worst news" possibly be and how bad is it?? Find out all about Vogue's recent announ...
The Cloud, The "Ick" & Goofing Off
29 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week, all is back to normal and everyone's happy. Vogue has an admission to make about what she...
Breakfast Chips, Bratwurst & The Omelette Station
25 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Well she got back... Finally. Find out all about why there wasn't a podcast last week and why it was...
Elegance, Crystals & A Holiday Nightmare
15 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Wait until you hear this one! Joanne's had a complete debacle of a holiday and Vogue is convinced th...
Water Slides, Turbo Tampons & Egg Porn
08 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
There's PLENTY to get your teeth into this week... Vogue & Joanne hugely disagree about how an egg s...
Pungent Teeth, Shark Encounters & "Hangxiety"
30 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The episode is RIGHT ON TIME this week... It's just a shame that it's also way past Vogue's bedtime ...
Books, Bodies & A One Night Stand
27 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
After a bit of a false start on last weeks episode.... HERE IT IS! FINALLY! Vogue & Joanne reuni...
Buffet Breakfasts, Fish Myths & Face-Licking
17 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Joanne is in Dublin, debunking myths and Vogue is France, embarrassed about her teeth. Ge...
Big Feet, Burning The Candle & Being Called Karen
10 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Here's some more! There's plenty to catch up on this week. Vogue's travelled here there and everywhe...
It's Just A Bit of Craic
03 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
THEY'RE BACK! IT'S TIME FOR SEASON 2!!! After a few weeks away, Vogue & Joanne are reunited (in ...
BONUS EPISODE: Top of The Topics
27 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
**NEW CONTENT** Before you think you've heard all of this before - have a listen to hear Vogue &...
BONUS EPISODE: All The Best Bits
13 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
We've all got our favourite Vogue & Joanne moments from the first 18 episodes, so why not relive...
Tombstone Teeth & A Stranger's Tipi
30 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
In the final episode of the series, (don't worry - they'll be back soon!) Vogue & Joanne catch u...
Golf Life, Ghosting & Joanne's First D*** Pic
23 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
These podcasts tend to cover a lot, but this week seems to take in even more than usual.... Clairvoy...
Where Are The WAGs?
16 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
A question that someone ought to have posed when all of this football business got underway a month ...
A Wide Gait
09 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Vogue & Joanne were at the champagne over the weekend, so you know this will be a good one! Joan...
Champagne Broccoli & Horse Philosophy
02 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
If you've listened for this long, you might think you know what to expect, but this week, Joanne has...
Nightmare Flight, Deck Chair Dress & A New Head
25 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
It's time for us to find out more about those sandals, right? All in good time! First, discover why ...
Paddling Pools, Canned Wine & Bargains
18 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
EVERYONE loves a bargain. It doesn't matter who you are. This week there are bargains aplenty, plus,...
Beep-Beep
11 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week, find out how difficult it is to get rid of Joanne at a house party, what Vogue's been up ...
Kettles, Tennis & The Bucket List
04 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Have you made a bucket list yet? Give it some thought as you hear Vogue & Joanne's heavily contr...
Riders & Riding
28 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
It's no overstatement to say that Joanne has BIG news. Suffice to say it's been a good week. Meanwhi...
Ass Work, Gout & Cancel Culture
21 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Joanne has been to see another specialist, but what is it this time? There's also Vogue's Spoofer of...
Toilet Mushrooms, Napping & Mistaken Identity
14 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
What even is a toilet mushroom? Listen and find out! This week, Vogue & Joanne take on everythin...
An Explosive Personality In The Kitchen
07 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Vogue & Joanne are back with another set of confessions that they'll soon wish they'd never made...
A Pheasant, A Flamingo & A Lobster
30 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
From the title alone, you can see that this weeks episode contains everything you could possibly nee...
Sage, Yogurt & Regenerating Pizza
23 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
It's likely that you are in one of two camps when it comes to 'sage-ing' and Vogue & Joanne are ...
An Unprecedented Act of Chivalry
16 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Find out what happened when Joanne slid into Wayne Lineker's DM's and why on earth she did it. Maybe...
Cheap Dates, Child Stars & Mummy MOT
09 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Get Vogue & Joanne's take on cheap dates, going Dutch, who should pay and when. They've also pai...
Red Flags, Goody Bags & Why Joanne Was Ghosted
01 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This is it! Episode 1 and the full explanation of why and how Joanne's therapist ghosted her. That's...
Listen & Subscribe to My Therapist Ghosted Me Now!
25 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
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