My Therapist Ghosted Me
Episodes
MTGM EXTRA! "The Secret Millionaire."
22 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
With only a few days before the festivities go wild, it's time for Joanne's Christmas Party. Of course - you'll know that Joanne works for herself, so...
Howth: My Ass Is Now On My Shoulders
17 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
In the giddy week before the festive season goes probably mad (though Joanne reckons she won't do that this year), Vogue & Joanne caught up on dates, ...
MTGM EXTRA! "You Can Be Bossy Sometimes!"
15 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
It's time for the midweek hit! This time, Vogue & Joanne swap questions sent in by YOU and they have to answer no matter what. Plus, more of your emai...
Fan Girl, Storm Barra & A Fake Wedding
10 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Let's jump into this week's episode, where the storm has passed, the gifts have been regifted and we can all agree that you should only post during of...
MTGM EXTRA! "Who Gives Bran Flakes To A One Night Stand?"
08 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Come and get some EXTRA! This week, the emails tackle orbiting, "sign off" lines, thigh embarrassment and the reason why only ONE tanning brand will d...
Madonna, Nigel & Vogue Getting Decked
03 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Don't worry! Vogue is FINE. The decking was a long time ago. This week, Joanne is still on the apps and Vogue's getting shouted at by people who are c...
MTGM EXTRA! "PG: Pretty Good!"
01 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
There's a lot to wade through in the emails this week. First up it's all about whether she "went" or not, followed by a passive aggressive moron who w...
Begging, Bathing & A "Bean Bag Moon"
26 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Vogue has got a BIG question for Joanne and the answer involves a lot of excited noises. There's dining in the bath, dancing and a renewed push on the...
MTGM EXTRA! "Is Kim K Sound?"
24 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
OMG WHAT?! As has been promised for AGES now, you're finally getting an extra helping from Vogue & Joanne!!! In these extra episodes, it's time for th...
"I Just Went"
19 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
There's another, particular word that needs striking from the record this week. Alternatives need to be sought! Find out all about Vogue's adventures ...
Cancellation, Solo Dining & An "Eye-Popping" Sofa
12 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
It's always a big week when Vogue has "put on a display" or "unveiled" something, so you can rest assured that this week was a BIG week. Meanwhile, Jo...
Dumped Friends & The Worst News
05 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
What could "the worst news" possibly be and how bad is it?? Find out all about Vogue's recent announcement and what Joanne was up to in Ireland for th...
The Cloud, The "Ick" & Goofing Off
29 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week, all is back to normal and everyone's happy. Vogue has an admission to make about what she's been watching and Joanne's put herself back tog...
Breakfast Chips, Bratwurst & The Omelette Station
25 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Well she got back... Finally. Find out all about why there wasn't a podcast last week and why it was ALL Joanne's fault! Elsewhere, Vogue managed to g...
Elegance, Crystals & A Holiday Nightmare
15 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Wait until you hear this one! Joanne's had a complete debacle of a holiday and Vogue is convinced that "sageing" is a bit much, but she's found a bril...
Water Slides, Turbo Tampons & Egg Porn
08 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
There's PLENTY to get your teeth into this week... Vogue & Joanne hugely disagree about how an egg should be served and that's just the beginning!! Th...
Pungent Teeth, Shark Encounters & "Hangxiety"
30 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The episode is RIGHT ON TIME this week... It's just a shame that it's also way past Vogue's bedtime (about 7ish). Get the lowdown on Joanne's latest h...
Books, Bodies & A One Night Stand
27 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
After a bit of a false start on last weeks episode.... HERE IT IS! FINALLY! Vogue & Joanne reunited in the studio, to ensure that technology could...
Buffet Breakfasts, Fish Myths & Face-Licking
17 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Joanne is in Dublin, debunking myths and Vogue is France, embarrassed about her teeth. Get all their thoughts on The Met Gala, "golf" holid...
Big Feet, Burning The Candle & Being Called Karen
10 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Here's some more! There's plenty to catch up on this week. Vogue's travelled here there and everywhere and knows all about helicopters and Joanne has ...
It's Just A Bit of Craic
03 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
THEY'RE BACK! IT'S TIME FOR SEASON 2!!! After a few weeks away, Vogue & Joanne are reunited (in DUBLIN no less) for a brand new episode to catch u...
BONUS EPISODE: Top of The Topics
27 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
**NEW CONTENT** Before you think you've heard all of this before - have a listen to hear Vogue & Joanne on the intro - with Vogue on holiday in Sp...
BONUS EPISODE: All The Best Bits
13 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
We've all got our favourite Vogue & Joanne moments from the first 18 episodes, so why not relive a few of them whilst we all wait for Season 2 to ...
Tombstone Teeth & A Stranger's Tipi
30 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
In the final episode of the series, (don't worry - they'll be back soon!) Vogue & Joanne catch up about Latitude Festival, Vogue's dental ordeal a...
Golf Life, Ghosting & Joanne's First D*** Pic
23 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
These podcasts tend to cover a lot, but this week seems to take in even more than usual.... Clairvoyants, horse chat (YES - even more), space, club me...
Where Are The WAGs?
16 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
A question that someone ought to have posed when all of this football business got underway a month ago... What's happened to all the WAGs? Vogue &...
A Wide Gait
09 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Vogue & Joanne were at the champagne over the weekend, so you know this will be a good one! Joanne has had a deep dive into OnlyFans and Vogue has...
Champagne Broccoli & Horse Philosophy
02 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
If you've listened for this long, you might think you know what to expect, but this week, Joanne has some "philosophy" that will probably surprise you...
Nightmare Flight, Deck Chair Dress & A New Head
25 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
It's time for us to find out more about those sandals, right? All in good time! First, discover why Joanne's (return) flight was such an ordeal and wh...
Paddling Pools, Canned Wine & Bargains
18 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
EVERYONE loves a bargain. It doesn't matter who you are. This week there are bargains aplenty, plus, why Joanne wants her own paddling pool but still ...
Beep-Beep
11 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week, find out how difficult it is to get rid of Joanne at a house party, what Vogue's been up to on her second week in Ireland and whether or no...
Kettles, Tennis & The Bucket List
04 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Have you made a bucket list yet? Give it some thought as you hear Vogue & Joanne's heavily contrasting thoughts on what they'd like to do before t...
Riders & Riding
28 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
It's no overstatement to say that Joanne has BIG news. Suffice to say it's been a good week. Meanwhile, Vogue is looking at riders and imagining what ...
Ass Work, Gout & Cancel Culture
21 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Joanne has been to see another specialist, but what is it this time? There's also Vogue's Spoofer of The Week and a woman called coleslaw Jane, plus a...
Toilet Mushrooms, Napping & Mistaken Identity
14 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
What even is a toilet mushroom? Listen and find out! This week, Vogue & Joanne take on everything from fairgrounds to furniture, pleather to perio...
An Explosive Personality In The Kitchen
07 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Vogue & Joanne are back with another set of confessions that they'll soon wish they'd never made. Find out why each of them were stopped at the ai...
A Pheasant, A Flamingo & A Lobster
30 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
From the title alone, you can see that this weeks episode contains everything you could possibly need. Don't know what "The Debs" are? You will soon e...
Sage, Yogurt & Regenerating Pizza
23 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
It's likely that you are in one of two camps when it comes to 'sage-ing' and Vogue & Joanne are definitely in opposing ones. This week, Demi Lovat...
An Unprecedented Act of Chivalry
16 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Find out what happened when Joanne slid into Wayne Lineker's DM's and why on earth she did it. Maybe it's something to do with the fact that she's get...
Cheap Dates, Child Stars & Mummy MOT
09 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Get Vogue & Joanne's take on cheap dates, going Dutch, who should pay and when. They've also paid a visit to a postnatal examination clinic, despi...
Red Flags, Goody Bags & Why Joanne Was Ghosted
01 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This is it! Episode 1 and the full explanation of why and how Joanne's therapist ghosted her. That's not all though... There's a full Twitter meltdown...
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25 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
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