My Therapist Ghosted Me
Episodes
Mousey or Moussey?
23 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Let's set the scene... Joanne's in her pyjamas and Vogue is prepped to the eyes with the controversies of the week. There's Adam Levine, Holly & Phil ...
MTGM EXTRA! "Dubarry..."
21 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
In this EXTRA, you catch Vogue & Joanne dealing with the same hangover that you heard about in the main episode. Plus, an angry email and a bit of beg...
Arsenic, Knighthoods & Sharknado 5
16 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This week Vogue is severely hungover and nursing 4 different (soft) drinks. We're chatting Rasputin, getting a knighthood, Burning Man and Vogue revea...
MTGM EXTRA! "I get a country horn..."
14 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This week we're chatting Christian Grey at Electric Picnic, Joanne the top thief, Otto's causing grief & a narcoleptic lesbian. If you'd like to get i...
Electric Picnic, Don't Worry Darling Drama & Genitals on TV
13 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Fresh from EP, Vogue, the gossip queen is obsessed with the Don't Worry Darling drama, Joanne's been watching Naked Attraction and we're creating scan...
MTGM EXTRA! "No, I don't agree..."
07 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
It's not often that there's a disagreement in the Ghosted camp, but Vogue & Joanne had very different opinions, when it came to this week's email... W...
Sweet Treats, Jersey Cows & “Klepto-Jo”
02 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
You’ve got to love them, even if they were a bit light-fingered back in the day. Vogue has nothing but good things to say about the Jersey livestock...
MTGM EXTRA! "You can have him..."
31 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This week, we find out about a listener who had a difficult night with a dog, Vogue has an issue with public urinals and Joanne tells us which film te...
Saylor...
26 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Vogue is back in her beloved Jersey and Joanne holds the fort in London. Find out how the ‘work in progress’ shows went and the unusual...
MTGM EXTRA! "Red-flag-level vain..."
24 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
It's the weekly shuffle through the madness of the MTGM inbox! Some of the stories that come in to that email address are absolutely unrepeatable, but...
Accidents, Altercations & Spuffing
19 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
They're back from Ibiza and they've got plenty to tell you about! Vogue is short on sleep, but she knows much more about the flight home than Joanne d...
MTGM EXTRA! "I'm appalled on your behalf..."
17 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
With Vogue & Joanne still in their borrowed Ibiza hotel room, it's time to have a rummage through the emails and see what comes out. This week it's al...
Expensive Nails, Yoni Steaming & A Poodle's Hoof
12 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Better late than never, right? After wifi issues had nuked the podcast recording, it was down to an Ibiza fixer to get it back on track.... But what a...
MTGM EXTRA! "Lie back, relax & play Candy Crush..."
10 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The emails keep rolling in by their hundreds and this week, it might be yours! Vogue & Joanne delve into sleep recordings, unsuccessful waxing and an ...
The Ghost of A St. Bernard
05 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Another week and another truck load of stuff to get through... How was Joanne's time at the Love Island Villa? Why will Vogue's train journey be THE W...
MTGM EXTRA! "Private website time..."
03 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Have you got something that absolutely has to be shared with the MTGM community? WHY haven't you sent it in yet?! This week, Vogue & Joanne are asked ...
Body Hair, Budgie Smugglers & Lilo Danger
29 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Don't fall asleep on a lilo in the sea! Joanne says it's dangerous and you know you can trust in her research. Meanwhile, Vogue's been up at the crack...
MTGM EXTRA! "Milking me into a storage box..."
27 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
It's an absolute zinger of midweek dose this week! Joanne has a burning question about ice lollies, Vogue's had a drink again and an emailer has a cla...
"I don't want facts, I don't want truths, I just want to hear your opinion..."
22 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
You know what this podcast offers by now. Some facts, few truths and plenty of unsubstantiated opinion. A perfect mix. This week features some unbelie...
MTGM EXTRA! "I Politely Declined..."
20 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The emails just keep getting better and better! This week, Vogue & Joanne offer (utterly unsubstantiated) advice on dating apps and hear all about a v...
Barriers, Sneaky Paps & Babyface Knees
15 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
It's a delayed upload week... But WHY? Well, because Vogue is on holiday and fancied a Thursday evening record, so it's late... BUT, Vogue had a coupl...
MTGM EXTRA! "£450..."
13 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Well you've got to listen now... WHAT was £450??? Vogue & Joanne have plenty of your emails this week, including fetishes, out-of-the-blue breakups a...
Celeb Spotting, Choppers & Mensa
08 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
They certainly get around these two. Joanne's in Ireland and Vogue's in Spain, telling us all about her helicopter rides and chance encounters with th...
MTGM EXTRA! "I Reluctantly Said Yes..."
06 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Have you sent your morto story in for Vogue & Joanne to read over yet? Why not!? This week, there are a couple of absolute ZINGERS. If you'd like to ...
A Shimmer At The Pearly Gates
01 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
So, the cat's out of the bag and the tickets are on sale! Who's coming to MTGM LIVE!? This week, there's much to discuss (as ever), including Brad Pit...
MTGM EXTRA! "She's Watching My Insta Stories..."
29 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
There's another appeal for help from a listener this week.... What should you do if his ex is watching your Insta stories?? Vogue & Joanne to the ...
"Flat" Not "Fat"
24 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Joanne has had a right old week of it and Vogue is trying to make plans for her "birthday month". There's talk of nipples, prizes, Jesus & Billie Eili...
MTGM EXTRA! "Accidental Troll!"
22 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
We can all get a bit punchy from time to time and this week, Vogue & Joanne have the perfect email to illustrate that! Plus, advice on exes and some t...
Mermaids, Fairies, Ghosts & Banshees
17 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
You might not find Tom Cruise attractive, just like Vogue, but that's not the whole picture.... This week we catch up with Joanne & "Peter" and have a...
MTGM EXTRA! "I LOVE YOU!"
15 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
It's EXTRA time! So what's in this weeks email bag?? Vogue & Joanne offer their thoughts on a very expensive outlay, a proposal and a frantic declarat...
Desperate Suitcase, Muscular Owl, Exciting Announcement...
10 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
It's a classic MTGM with a million different topics today. Far too many to be noting down. To summarise... Bats, owls, hippos, holidays, comas and.......
MTGM EXTRA! "Is My Ex-Boyfriend My Sugardaddy Now?"
08 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Your fantastic emails continue to arrive and we love them! Vogue & Joanne discuss unusual sugardaddy arrangements and a very unfortunate family Facebo...
Flying A Plane, Wearing a Croc & Rating Yourself
03 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Vogue & Joanne were able to link up between Edinburgh & Jersey this week, because NOTHING gets in the way of a therapy session. This week, Joanne has ...
MTGM EXTRA! "We Go Back A Long Way!" - With Deirdre O'Kane
02 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Maybe this EXTRA episode is a tiny bit late.... But it's so worth it! Vogue & Joanne jumped into the emails, before they were joined by the lovely Dei...
The Kardashian Wedding, Mr Blobby & The GAA Catfish!
27 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Well what a bunch of characters to discuss this week.... Find out Joanne's thoughts on Mr Blobby, a recap on the Kardashian wedding (we promise no Kar...
MTGM EXTRA! "Floor Length Denim Cape-Jacket."
25 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
It's time for the midweek therapy dose! This week, the emailers find themselves being driven all over London and carrying out the finest detective wor...
Auntie Gina, Nail Bars & Supertasters
20 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Finally, after months of shouting at each other across the internet, Vogue & Joanne were finally reunited in the studio and the energy was chaotic! Th...
MTGM EXTRA! "The Latest Guy To Ghost Me..."
18 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
It's time to dive back into your emails and see what you've been up to! This week, Vogue & Joanne hear all about yet another ghosting and an unfortuna...
"Magical & Inspiring..."
13 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
They're back! After a short maternity break, Vogue & Joanne return with a birth story, some courtroom tea and a couple of sexy spank paddles. If you'd...
MTGM EXTRA! "He's Quite Well Known..."
20 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This weeks EXTRA sees one of the most interest piquing emails yet. Who could it possibly be??? Plus a bag packing nightmare and strong feelings on twi...
Forty Is The New Twenty & Thirty-Six Minus Thirty Is... Six
15 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
With Joanne robed in a hotel room and Vogue firmly back on the Dib Dabs, it's time to get down to business. What's on the menu? Britney is pregnant, B...
MTGM EXTRA! "How Do You Respond To A Fella Like This?"
13 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
You'll know by now that the MTGM inbox gets some weird and wonderful emails - but this week, Vogue & Joanne received one of the particularly peculiar ...
Babies, Brows & A Bikini
08 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
As we move into spring, it's time to think about getting the bikinis out, but who's been gifted one this week?? Find out a bit about Vogue's Dad from ...
MTGM EXTRA! "LIES!"
06 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Nobody likes a liar, now, do they? Come on. This week Vogue & Joanne have an email from a listener who's managed to separate herself from one hell of ...
Open To All...
01 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
There's lots to catch up on this week. Joanne needs to move house and has no idea how to do it and Vogue is done pretending... She's a comedian now, o...
MTGM EXTRA! "King Babies?!"
30 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
What on Earth is "King Baby Syndrome"? Today, you'll find out! Also, it's almost time for Vogue to choose a name for baby number 3 and who better to a...
Easter, Edibles & Publicity Stunts
25 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
It's FRIDAY! That means Vogue & Joanne are back with discussions about everything from easter bonnets to meat dresses. Get the latest on Joanne's dati...
MTGM EXTRA! "Giraffes Fighting!"
23 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Joanne has a challenge for Vogue this week... Theodore's animal knowledge is spot on, but has Vogue picked any of it up? It's animal quiz time! If you...
Trolls, Peacocks & Ugly Crustaceans
18 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
It's an animal-heavy episode this week, which asks... "Who doesn't want to see a mini horse?" Plus ducks, turkeys, micro pigs and some inappropriate m...
MTGM EXTRA! "He Was Prepared..."
16 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Every so often the MTGM inbox is landed with an email that almost defies belief... You're about to hear an example of one of those! Plus, the issues a...
Stage Invaders, Shaggy Walk & Showmance
11 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
It sounds as though things might have gotten out of hand at Joanne's gigs this week... Find out why! Plus more abuse for Vogue's walk and evidence and...
MTGM EXTRA! "Met Joanne's Mam!"
09 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Vogue & Joanne caught up with some excellent emails this week, covering topics from cigarette butts to an undercover sting operation. If you'd like to...
A Deck Shoe Life
04 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
What are your assumptions about Joanne & Vogue? That’s what you were asked this week… Find out the results! Plus, horoscopes, Joanne’s Mum at a ...
MTGM EXTRA! "WASTED At Joanne's Show..."
02 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
In the extra helping this week, we hear from one of you who got battered before seeing Joanne on tour and what happened in the aftermath...! Plus, Vog...
Bintcoin, Business Accounts & Scatter Cushions
25 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
We've all felt the tension and anxiety this week, but MTGM is here to alleviate those feelings, wherever possible! Vogue's teaches us all about FF & E...
MTGM EXTRA! “Posh Flutes.”
23 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Don't forget that Vogue & Joanne are constantly on the lookout for your emails! This week, you've sent in a family party nightmare and an inevitable b...
This Shade of Green Is Not Nice On You
18 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
So who turned a shade of green and what are they jealous about? With the pod a little bit late this week, find out why Vogue was indisposed and learn ...
MTGM EXTRA! "I'm A Real One For Sexy Music..."
16 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
It's your midweek therapy hit including unexpected soundtracks, jealousy and some dentures! With Joanne backstage at a gig in Cork and Vogue in London...
Whale Toe, Frozen Eggs & A Pillow Castle
11 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Vogue raises awareness for an issue that you may not have heard much about… (or you might know exactly what she’s talking about!)Meanwh...
MTGM EXTRA! "My Mother Made Me, I've Nothing To Hide."
09 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
It's time to get into that email inbox again and see what you've all been up to. This week, there's a nudity ick, a Smirnoff Ice and some BAD holidays...
Do You Know What That Driver Did?
04 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
They're back! Sure, it was only 2 weeks without them, but still! Find out all about Vogue's holiday of a lifetime and how Joanne's monster of a tour i...
MTGM EXTRA! "The L Word..."
19 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Here's your last fix until Season 3, but don't worry, it's not too long to wait! Vogue & Joanne will return in February with plenty more. This time, t...
Sex Ban, Teletubbies & Getting "Pretty Woman-ed"
14 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
In the last episode for this season, (don't worry... There's an EXTRA episode on Wednesday and Season 3 will be here in February!) Vogue & Joanne disc...
MTGM EXTRA! "Icks & Fricks!"
12 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
It's a week of polarising experiences this time... Joanne has got her act together, had her hair done and cleaned the crisp fragments out of her bed, ...
Back On The Game
07 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Hands up if you enjoy episodes where Joanne is so hungover that she won't put her camera on?! After her tour began in Ireland, she got carried away an...
MTGM EXTRA! "He Did A Wheelie."
05 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Here's your first extra helping of the New Year, where Vogue & Joanne polish up the last parts of seasonal catch up and look ahead to what's next... M...
No Leaves Left, A Soft Landing & A Massive Banana
31 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
They're back! After the plans for an episode over Christmas went up the wall, it's time to catch up and see how the festivities played out. Did Joanne...
MTGM EXTRA! "The Secret Millionaire."
22 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
With only a few days before the festivities go wild, it's time for Joanne's Christmas Party. Of course - you'll know that Joanne works for herself, so...
Howth: My Ass Is Now On My Shoulders
17 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
In the giddy week before the festive season goes probably mad (though Joanne reckons she won't do that this year), Vogue & Joanne caught up on dates, ...
MTGM EXTRA! "You Can Be Bossy Sometimes!"
15 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
It's time for the midweek hit! This time, Vogue & Joanne swap questions sent in by YOU and they have to answer no matter what. Plus, more of your emai...
Fan Girl, Storm Barra & A Fake Wedding
10 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Let's jump into this week's episode, where the storm has passed, the gifts have been regifted and we can all agree that you should only post during of...
MTGM EXTRA! "Who Gives Bran Flakes To A One Night Stand?"
08 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Come and get some EXTRA! This week, the emails tackle orbiting, "sign off" lines, thigh embarrassment and the reason why only ONE tanning brand will d...
Madonna, Nigel & Vogue Getting Decked
03 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Don't worry! Vogue is FINE. The decking was a long time ago. This week, Joanne is still on the apps and Vogue's getting shouted at by people who are c...
MTGM EXTRA! "PG: Pretty Good!"
01 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
There's a lot to wade through in the emails this week. First up it's all about whether she "went" or not, followed by a passive aggressive moron who w...
Begging, Bathing & A "Bean Bag Moon"
26 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Vogue has got a BIG question for Joanne and the answer involves a lot of excited noises. There's dining in the bath, dancing and a renewed push on the...
MTGM EXTRA! "Is Kim K Sound?"
24 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
OMG WHAT?! As has been promised for AGES now, you're finally getting an extra helping from Vogue & Joanne!!! In these extra episodes, it's time for th...
"I Just Went"
19 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
There's another, particular word that needs striking from the record this week. Alternatives need to be sought! Find out all about Vogue's adventures ...
Cancellation, Solo Dining & An "Eye-Popping" Sofa
12 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
It's always a big week when Vogue has "put on a display" or "unveiled" something, so you can rest assured that this week was a BIG week. Meanwhile, Jo...
Dumped Friends & The Worst News
05 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
What could "the worst news" possibly be and how bad is it?? Find out all about Vogue's recent announcement and what Joanne was up to in Ireland for th...
The Cloud, The "Ick" & Goofing Off
29 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week, all is back to normal and everyone's happy. Vogue has an admission to make about what she's been watching and Joanne's put herself back tog...
Breakfast Chips, Bratwurst & The Omelette Station
25 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Well she got back... Finally. Find out all about why there wasn't a podcast last week and why it was ALL Joanne's fault! Elsewhere, Vogue managed to g...
Elegance, Crystals & A Holiday Nightmare
15 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Wait until you hear this one! Joanne's had a complete debacle of a holiday and Vogue is convinced that "sageing" is a bit much, but she's found a bril...
Water Slides, Turbo Tampons & Egg Porn
08 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
There's PLENTY to get your teeth into this week... Vogue & Joanne hugely disagree about how an egg should be served and that's just the beginning!! Th...
Pungent Teeth, Shark Encounters & "Hangxiety"
30 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The episode is RIGHT ON TIME this week... It's just a shame that it's also way past Vogue's bedtime (about 7ish). Get the lowdown on Joanne's latest h...
Books, Bodies & A One Night Stand
27 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
After a bit of a false start on last weeks episode.... HERE IT IS! FINALLY! Vogue & Joanne reunited in the studio, to ensure that technology could...
Buffet Breakfasts, Fish Myths & Face-Licking
17 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Joanne is in Dublin, debunking myths and Vogue is France, embarrassed about her teeth. Get all their thoughts on The Met Gala, "golf" holid...
Big Feet, Burning The Candle & Being Called Karen
10 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Here's some more! There's plenty to catch up on this week. Vogue's travelled here there and everywhere and knows all about helicopters and Joanne has ...
It's Just A Bit of Craic
03 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
THEY'RE BACK! IT'S TIME FOR SEASON 2!!! After a few weeks away, Vogue & Joanne are reunited (in DUBLIN no less) for a brand new episode to catch u...
BONUS EPISODE: Top of The Topics
27 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
**NEW CONTENT** Before you think you've heard all of this before - have a listen to hear Vogue & Joanne on the intro - with Vogue on holiday in Sp...
BONUS EPISODE: All The Best Bits
13 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
We've all got our favourite Vogue & Joanne moments from the first 18 episodes, so why not relive a few of them whilst we all wait for Season 2 to ...
Tombstone Teeth & A Stranger's Tipi
30 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
In the final episode of the series, (don't worry - they'll be back soon!) Vogue & Joanne catch up about Latitude Festival, Vogue's dental ordeal a...
Golf Life, Ghosting & Joanne's First D*** Pic
23 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
These podcasts tend to cover a lot, but this week seems to take in even more than usual.... Clairvoyants, horse chat (YES - even more), space, club me...
Where Are The WAGs?
16 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
A question that someone ought to have posed when all of this football business got underway a month ago... What's happened to all the WAGs? Vogue &...
A Wide Gait
09 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Vogue & Joanne were at the champagne over the weekend, so you know this will be a good one! Joanne has had a deep dive into OnlyFans and Vogue has...
Champagne Broccoli & Horse Philosophy
02 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
If you've listened for this long, you might think you know what to expect, but this week, Joanne has some "philosophy" that will probably surprise you...
Nightmare Flight, Deck Chair Dress & A New Head
25 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
It's time for us to find out more about those sandals, right? All in good time! First, discover why Joanne's (return) flight was such an ordeal and wh...
Paddling Pools, Canned Wine & Bargains
18 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
EVERYONE loves a bargain. It doesn't matter who you are. This week there are bargains aplenty, plus, why Joanne wants her own paddling pool but still ...
Beep-Beep
11 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week, find out how difficult it is to get rid of Joanne at a house party, what Vogue's been up to on her second week in Ireland and whether or no...
Kettles, Tennis & The Bucket List
04 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Have you made a bucket list yet? Give it some thought as you hear Vogue & Joanne's heavily contrasting thoughts on what they'd like to do before t...
Riders & Riding
28 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
It's no overstatement to say that Joanne has BIG news. Suffice to say it's been a good week. Meanwhile, Vogue is looking at riders and imagining what ...