The Atlantis, A Hot Zoo & Petty Celebrities
27 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
They're back, after a slightly false start (you'll find out) and they're hitting the ground running....
BONUS EPISODE: Awards, Massages, Animals, Spank Paddles & More!
20 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It's your last hit of bonus material before Vogue & Joanne ACTUALLY return FOR REAL! If you’d ...
BONUS EPISODE: Volcanoes, Teeth, Laptops, Christenings & More!
13 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Whilst Joanne frollicks on African plains with cheetahs and hippos, here's a look back at some of th...
MTGM EXTRA! "I'd hardly unpacked a box and I was already moving out..."
04 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It's the final edition from Vogue & Joanne for a couple of weeks, whilst they take a bit of a br...
Lobster Face, Embarrassing Tweets & Savage Chickens
30 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
It's the last proper episode before Joanne disappears off on safari to be eaten by a hippo and there...
MTGM EXTRA! "Bigger than my head!"
28 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
If you've reached the point between Christmas and New Year where you've forgotten what day it is, he...
The Duvet, Coldsores & Christmas
23 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
In the last instalment of MTGM before the festive madness hits full swing, Vogue & Joanne compar...
MTGM EXTRA! "I'm the Lidl bear's publicist..."
21 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Vogue tries to talk about sleep and Joanne tries to stop her. Business as usual! Plus, a ...
Everyone Cheats, Everyone Stays!
16 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Joanne loses her patience with Vogue's 'Elf on The Shelf' antics, Vogue has gone properly...
MTGM EXTRA! "Speaking of ski masks..."
14 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Whilst Vogue falls down a Christmas party hole, Joanne has discovered something about Prada Peter th...
Christmas Parties, Pricey Wine & The Elf On The Shelf
09 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The MTGM Christmas party is done and dusted, so there are a few stories to tell! Plus, 'Goblin mode'...
MTGM EXTRA! "He's got NO TALENT."
07 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Joanne is fired RIGHT up about something this week. But can you guess what it is? Plus, ageing grace...
One Hit Wonders, The Toy Show & How I Found Out They'd Cheated
02 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
There's a LOT to cover this week. Vogue responds to all the hysteria around that picture on her wall...
MTGM EXTRA! "He locked eyes with the pair of us..."
30 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
With Joanne only inches from her sickbed, it was a brief venture into the emails this week, but ther...
"Less Thinking"
25 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Vogue is working on living a more "meat-free" lifestyle, with mixed (grill) results and J...
MTGM EXTRA! "Stock still... Eyes open..."
23 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Whilst Vogue can't be doing with being too cold, when Joanne was too hot in Ibiza this summer, she p...
The Christening Test, Joanne's Blindness & Revenge Rides
18 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
It's a late release this week, owing to Joanne's inability to podcast 15 minutes after her laser-eye...
MTGM EXTRA! “If pharmacists could talk…”
16 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
There’s a surfeit of emails this week, from cheating wives (yeah, wives!), to exposing images in p...
Organs & Avocados
11 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
As Vogue's holiday in St. Barts ticks to an end, Joanne is getting back on the workout wagon. Plus, ...
MTGM EXTRA! "Joan of Arc is a made up story..."
09 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
It's your midweek therapy session, with an update on aggressive cows, someone who claims to have kno...
Worms, Crabs & Ghosts On A Loop
04 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Joanne shares her must-see horror films, Vogue fills us in on poltergeists and we learn w...
MTGM EXTRA! "Gillian, what the f*** are you talking about?"
02 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
There are some amazing stories from times spent at The Gaeltacht on this week's EXTRA. For anyone wh...
Hieroglyphics, The Gaeltacht & Patron Saints
28 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Joanne's taken another deep dive... This time it was all inspired by her visit to a hieroglyphics ex...
MTGM EXTRA! "I find you so much funnier, when I properly listen to you..."
25 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The email inbox produced plenty this week... Not least an E-Scooter for Vogue. Plus, overly sexy sto...
Toys, Menstruation Huts & A Quick Q&A
20 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
It's straight back in this week, with the toys you'd forgotten about from your childhood, Shakira's ...
MTGM EXTRA! “I fully choked…”
18 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Remember a few weeks ago when Vogue & Joanne asked for your ‘near-death experiences’? It turns o...
Moirologists, Seagulls & Sober October
13 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
There, see? That wasn't too long to wait, was it?! Vogue & Joanne are back, so we can all just take ...
MTGM EXTRA! "Plane breakdown..."
27 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
In the last instalment for a moment (don't worry, they won't be gone for long!), Vogue & Joanne take...
Mousey or Moussey?
23 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Let's set the scene... Joanne's in her pyjamas and Vogue is prepped to the eyes with the controversi...
MTGM EXTRA! "Dubarry..."
21 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
In this EXTRA, you catch Vogue & Joanne dealing with the same hangover that you heard about in the m...
Arsenic, Knighthoods & Sharknado 5
16 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This week Vogue is severely hungover and nursing 4 different (soft) drinks. We're chatting Rasputin,...
MTGM EXTRA! "I get a country horn..."
14 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This week we're chatting Christian Grey at Electric Picnic, Joanne the top thief, Otto's causing gri...
Electric Picnic, Don't Worry Darling Drama & Genitals on TV
13 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Fresh from EP, Vogue, the gossip queen is obsessed with the Don't Worry Darling drama, Joanne's been...
MTGM EXTRA! "No, I don't agree..."
07 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
It's not often that there's a disagreement in the Ghosted camp, but Vogue & Joanne had very differen...
Sweet Treats, Jersey Cows & “Klepto-Jo”
02 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
You’ve got to love them, even if they were a bit light-fingered back in the day. Vogue has nothing...
MTGM EXTRA! "You can have him..."
31 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This week, we find out about a listener who had a difficult night with a dog, Vogue has an issue wit...
Saylor...
26 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Vogue is back in her beloved Jersey and Joanne holds the fort in London. Find out how the...
MTGM EXTRA! "Red-flag-level vain..."
24 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
It's the weekly shuffle through the madness of the MTGM inbox! Some of the stories that come in to t...
Accidents, Altercations & Spuffing
19 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
They're back from Ibiza and they've got plenty to tell you about! Vogue is short on sleep, but she k...
MTGM EXTRA! "I'm appalled on your behalf..."
17 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
With Vogue & Joanne still in their borrowed Ibiza hotel room, it's time to have a rummage through th...
Expensive Nails, Yoni Steaming & A Poodle's Hoof
12 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Better late than never, right? After wifi issues had nuked the podcast recording, it was down to an ...
MTGM EXTRA! "Lie back, relax & play Candy Crush..."
10 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The emails keep rolling in by their hundreds and this week, it might be yours! Vogue & Joanne delve ...
The Ghost of A St. Bernard
05 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Another week and another truck load of stuff to get through... How was Joanne's time at the Love Isl...
MTGM EXTRA! "Private website time..."
03 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Have you got something that absolutely has to be shared with the MTGM community? WHY haven't you sen...
Body Hair, Budgie Smugglers & Lilo Danger
29 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Don't fall asleep on a lilo in the sea! Joanne says it's dangerous and you know you can trust in her...
MTGM EXTRA! "Milking me into a storage box..."
27 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
It's an absolute zinger of midweek dose this week! Joanne has a burning question about ice lollies, ...
"I don't want facts, I don't want truths, I just want to hear your opinion..."
22 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
You know what this podcast offers by now. Some facts, few truths and plenty of unsubstantiated opini...
MTGM EXTRA! "I Politely Declined..."
20 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The emails just keep getting better and better! This week, Vogue & Joanne offer (utterly unsubstanti...
Barriers, Sneaky Paps & Babyface Knees
15 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
It's a delayed upload week... But WHY? Well, because Vogue is on holiday and fancied a Thursday even...
MTGM EXTRA! "£450..."
13 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Well you've got to listen now... WHAT was £450??? Vogue & Joanne have plenty of your emails this we...
Celeb Spotting, Choppers & Mensa
08 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
They certainly get around these two. Joanne's in Ireland and Vogue's in Spain, telling us all about ...
MTGM EXTRA! "I Reluctantly Said Yes..."
06 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Have you sent your morto story in for Vogue & Joanne to read over yet? Why not!? This week, there ar...
A Shimmer At The Pearly Gates
01 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
So, the cat's out of the bag and the tickets are on sale! Who's coming to MTGM LIVE!? This week, the...
MTGM EXTRA! "She's Watching My Insta Stories..."
29 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
There's another appeal for help from a listener this week.... What should you do if his ex is watchi...
"Flat" Not "Fat"
24 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Joanne has had a right old week of it and Vogue is trying to make plans for her "birthday month". Th...
MTGM EXTRA! "Accidental Troll!"
22 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
We can all get a bit punchy from time to time and this week, Vogue & Joanne have the perfect email t...
Mermaids, Fairies, Ghosts & Banshees
17 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
You might not find Tom Cruise attractive, just like Vogue, but that's not the whole picture.... This...
MTGM EXTRA! "I LOVE YOU!"
15 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
It's EXTRA time! So what's in this weeks email bag?? Vogue & Joanne offer their thoughts on a very e...
Desperate Suitcase, Muscular Owl, Exciting Announcement...
10 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
It's a classic MTGM with a million different topics today. Far too many to be noting down. To summar...
MTGM EXTRA! "Is My Ex-Boyfriend My Sugardaddy Now?"
08 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Your fantastic emails continue to arrive and we love them! Vogue & Joanne discuss unusual sugardaddy...
Flying A Plane, Wearing a Croc & Rating Yourself
03 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Vogue & Joanne were able to link up between Edinburgh & Jersey this week, because NOTHING gets in th...
MTGM EXTRA! "We Go Back A Long Way!" - With Deirdre O'Kane
02 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Maybe this EXTRA episode is a tiny bit late.... But it's so worth it! Vogue & Joanne jumped into the...
The Kardashian Wedding, Mr Blobby & The GAA Catfish!
27 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Well what a bunch of characters to discuss this week.... Find out Joanne's thoughts on Mr Blobby, a ...
MTGM EXTRA! "Floor Length Denim Cape-Jacket."
25 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
It's time for the midweek therapy dose! This week, the emailers find themselves being driven all ove...
Auntie Gina, Nail Bars & Supertasters
20 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Finally, after months of shouting at each other across the internet, Vogue & Joanne were finally reu...
MTGM EXTRA! "The Latest Guy To Ghost Me..."
18 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
It's time to dive back into your emails and see what you've been up to! This week, Vogue & Joanne he...
"Magical & Inspiring..."
13 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
They're back! After a short maternity break, Vogue & Joanne return with a birth story, some courtroo...
MTGM EXTRA! "He's Quite Well Known..."
20 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This weeks EXTRA sees one of the most interest piquing emails yet. Who could it possibly be??? Plus ...
Forty Is The New Twenty & Thirty-Six Minus Thirty Is... Six
15 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
With Joanne robed in a hotel room and Vogue firmly back on the Dib Dabs, it's time to get down to bu...
MTGM EXTRA! "How Do You Respond To A Fella Like This?"
13 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
You'll know by now that the MTGM inbox gets some weird and wonderful emails - but this week, Vogue &...
Babies, Brows & A Bikini
08 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
As we move into spring, it's time to think about getting the bikinis out, but who's been gifted one ...
MTGM EXTRA! "LIES!"
06 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Nobody likes a liar, now, do they? Come on. This week Vogue & Joanne have an email from a listener w...
Open To All...
01 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
There's lots to catch up on this week. Joanne needs to move house and has no idea how to do it and V...
MTGM EXTRA! "King Babies?!"
30 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
What on Earth is "King Baby Syndrome"? Today, you'll find out! Also, it's almost time for Vogue to c...
Easter, Edibles & Publicity Stunts
25 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
It's FRIDAY! That means Vogue & Joanne are back with discussions about everything from easter bonnet...
MTGM EXTRA! "Giraffes Fighting!"
23 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Joanne has a challenge for Vogue this week... Theodore's animal knowledge is spot on, but has Vogue ...
Trolls, Peacocks & Ugly Crustaceans
18 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
It's an animal-heavy episode this week, which asks... "Who doesn't want to see a mini horse?" Plus d...
MTGM EXTRA! "He Was Prepared..."
16 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Every so often the MTGM inbox is landed with an email that almost defies belief... You're about to h...
Stage Invaders, Shaggy Walk & Showmance
11 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
It sounds as though things might have gotten out of hand at Joanne's gigs this week... Find out why!...
MTGM EXTRA! "Met Joanne's Mam!"
09 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Vogue & Joanne caught up with some excellent emails this week, covering topics from cigarette butts ...
A Deck Shoe Life
04 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
What are your assumptions about Joanne & Vogue? That’s what you were asked this week… Find out t...
MTGM EXTRA! "WASTED At Joanne's Show..."
02 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
In the extra helping this week, we hear from one of you who got battered before seeing Joanne on tou...
Bintcoin, Business Accounts & Scatter Cushions
25 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
We've all felt the tension and anxiety this week, but MTGM is here to alleviate those feelings, wher...
MTGM EXTRA! “Posh Flutes.”
23 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Don't forget that Vogue & Joanne are constantly on the lookout for your emails! This week, you've se...
This Shade of Green Is Not Nice On You
18 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
So who turned a shade of green and what are they jealous about? With the pod a little bit late this ...
MTGM EXTRA! "I'm A Real One For Sexy Music..."
16 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
It's your midweek therapy hit including unexpected soundtracks, jealousy and some dentures! With Joa...
Whale Toe, Frozen Eggs & A Pillow Castle
11 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Vogue raises awareness for an issue that you may not have heard much about… (or you mig...
MTGM EXTRA! "My Mother Made Me, I've Nothing To Hide."
09 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
It's time to get into that email inbox again and see what you've all been up to. This week, there's ...
Do You Know What That Driver Did?
04 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
They're back! Sure, it was only 2 weeks without them, but still! Find out all about Vogue's holiday ...
MTGM EXTRA! "The L Word..."
19 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Here's your last fix until Season 3, but don't worry, it's not too long to wait! Vogue & Joanne will...
Sex Ban, Teletubbies & Getting "Pretty Woman-ed"
14 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
In the last episode for this season, (don't worry... There's an EXTRA episode on Wednesday and Seaso...
MTGM EXTRA! "Icks & Fricks!"
12 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
It's a week of polarising experiences this time... Joanne has got her act together, had her hair don...
Back On The Game
07 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Hands up if you enjoy episodes where Joanne is so hungover that she won't put her camera on?! After ...
MTGM EXTRA! "He Did A Wheelie."
05 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Here's your first extra helping of the New Year, where Vogue & Joanne polish up the last parts of se...
No Leaves Left, A Soft Landing & A Massive Banana
31 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
They're back! After the plans for an episode over Christmas went up the wall, it's time to catch up ...
MTGM EXTRA! "The Secret Millionaire."
22 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
With only a few days before the festivities go wild, it's time for Joanne's Christmas Party. Of cour...
Howth: My Ass Is Now On My Shoulders
17 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
In the giddy week before the festive season goes probably mad (though Joanne reckons she won't do th...
MTGM EXTRA! "You Can Be Bossy Sometimes!"
15 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
It's time for the midweek hit! This time, Vogue & Joanne swap questions sent in by YOU and they have...
Fan Girl, Storm Barra & A Fake Wedding
10 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Let's jump into this week's episode, where the storm has passed, the gifts have been regifted and we...
MTGM EXTRA! "Who Gives Bran Flakes To A One Night Stand?"
08 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Come and get some EXTRA! This week, the emails tackle orbiting, "sign off" lines, thigh embarrassmen...