Vegas, Wonka & Getting ID'd
08 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Here they are, back again! Vogue's been off around Ireland, on tour with Spencer and Joanne has been...
MTGM EXTRA! "Have I wasted my twenties?"
21 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In the last extra instalment before a 2 week break, Vogue has big BAFTA updates after an evening on ...
I feel dirty…
16 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week, it all escalates VERY quickly, it moves on from Shrove Tuesday and Valentines chat, to a ...
MTGM EXTRA! "I've always kept it secret..."
14 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Have you ever been turned on by a smell? That's one of the questions from a listener this week. Plus...
Sex Dungeon, Skin Age & A 'Pop Quiz'
09 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
If you haven't seen Miley at The Grammy's, SEE HER. She's right up their amongst the topics this wee...
MTGM EXTRA! "I looked at his phone."
07 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It's that ol' story this week... 'I looked at his phone.' Look, it's going to happen from time to ti...
Smile Lamp, Saltburn & "Money Saving"
02 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
As you know, this is NOT a financial advice podcast. This week, Vogue is thrilled that it's only a f...
MTGM EXTRA! "Hollywood" - With Aisling Bea
31 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The list of MTGM guests is short, but very distinguished. This week, Vogue & Joanne welcome acto...
New Bra, New Flat & New Cards
26 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Watch out for scams girls... Joanne has just fallen right into one. On the other hand, Vogue is abso...
MTGM EXTRA! "My harness..."
24 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week, both Vogue & Joanne have bought something new. Neither have much interest in, or fond...
Journaling, Blue Monday & Salmon Facials
19 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
There's an awful lot in the news this week... Double lives, Blue Monday (Joanne says this is a PR st...
MTGM EXTRA! "There's an update..."
17 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We all love the emails that come in, but this week there's an UPDATE on an email from last week. Lov...
Golden Globes, Plane Door Plug & Graham Norton
12 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
There are a LOT of topics this week... Jo Koy at the Golden Globes, Jeremy Allen White's new ad, MOR...
MTGM EXTRA! "I hoped it would fizzle out..."
10 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Joanne responds to the fact that she may or may not have shared fake news this week. Plus, more exce...
Ice, Rats & Haggis Crisps
05 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Depending on how you feel about it, Christmas is sadly passed until next time, or it's finally over....
MTGM EXTRA! "And that's when I remembered..."
27 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It's exactly at this point, between Christmas and New Year, when you've no idea what day it is, that...
Christmas Clothes, Lurkers & The In And Out List
22 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It's time to get a hold on what's set to be in and what's definitely OUT for 2024. Because this stuf...
MTGM EXTRA! "Secret Santa!"
20 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Vogue & Joanne always love your emails, but this week you've done particularly well. Get ready f...
No Spoilers!
15 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Vogue gets way too close when it comes to spoilers this week, but fear not, the censor beep keeps it...
MTGM EXTRA! "Daddy..."
13 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It's another midweek MTGM and this time, it's favourite movies, a spew story and a look at the 'Dadd...
Castles, Falcons & Narcissism
08 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The MTGM Live tour is reaching it's final leg, after many thousands of miles, so Vogue & Joanne ...
MTGM EXTRA! "I feel like we shouldn't be together at Christmas..."
06 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Joanne & Vogue are back in the dressing room at The 3Arena in Dublin, for a little bit extra. Ti...
Pleasure At The Fairground
01 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This time, Vogue & Joanne are backstage at The 3Arena in Dublin, talking Hugh Grant, Celebrity M...
MTGM EXTRA! "He FORGOT he was in a relationship..."
29 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Recorded just before MTGM took to the stage at the SSE in Belfast, Vogue & Joanne are back into ...
Death & Taxes
24 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Freshly returned from their Australian tour, Vogue & Joanne are straight back into it. On the ag...
MTGM EXTRA! "He burst into tears..."
08 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Just before they disappear down under, Joanne & Vogue have a look through your emails and the sw...
Strep, AI Software & Trick Or Treaters
03 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Just before they jump on a plane to Oz, Vogue & Joanne got together, despite the fact that Joann...
MTGM EXTRA! "I decided to dress up as a Dementor..."
01 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Joanne and Vogue finally got round to your Halloween emails... And here they are on the 1st of Novem...
Britney's Book & Rainbow Brite
27 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
In true MTGM style, Vogue was beaming in from southern Spain, whilst Joanne did the same from Teneri...
MTGM EXTRA! "I dare you to get the ride, dressed like that."
25 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Your Halloween emails have started to come in and they are predictably hilarious! Plus, Britney's bo...
Madonna, Dermot & Jada
20 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Vogue has been to see Madonna and she's OBSESSED. Meanwhile, Joanne has a big question for her. Plus...
MTGM EXTRA! "When a man marries his mistress, a vacancy opens."
17 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
There's no way that the bed bug situation wasn't going to come up at some point... Plus, a cheated l...
Edibles, Wakes & Seed
12 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
To say that this is an episode like no other, is an understatement. Joanne is still in Canada and th...
MTGM EXTRA! "I'm the worst friend in the world."
10 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
There are sex dreams and then there are... Sex dreams that you really wish you weren't having. This ...
Canada, Candles & Climate Change Pumpkins
06 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Joanne continues to jump around the timezones and this week she's everywhere from Ottawa to the infa...
MTGM EXTRA! "He's off on his stag..."
04 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
We've all heard tales from stags and hens, but what if you're unsure about what might be about to ha...
Pilots, Birthday Cake & Award Winners
29 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
WE'VE WON AN AWARD! Plus, hotel stays, Gigi makes a mess in a marble palace, Vogue's been on the Lat...
MTGM EXTRA! "He always wants it in the shower."
26 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The MTGM UK tour is complete for now, so obviously Vogue has immediately had to find some more work....
Peekaboo, Barbie & Beards
21 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Vogue & Joanne are in Dublin as Vogue takes to the stage with Spencer for the Spencer & Vogu...
MTGM EXTRA! "I was kink shamed... By my boyfriend... And his friend."
20 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
We all know that MTGM is a kink-shaming-free zone, so what's this messer doing kink shaming his own ...
Australia, Date Demands & Phone Sex
15 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This time, you find Vogue & Joanne in their dressing room at the Liverpool Philharmonic Hall, wi...
MTGM EXTRA! "Sexy saliva..."
13 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Recorded backstage in Brighton as the "Autumnal Tour" kicked off, Vogue & Joanne explore some ve...
Back In The Basement, Borrowing Clothes & Burning Man
08 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Joanne is back firmly where she belongs... In Vogue's basement of course! Find out why she wasn't in...
MTGM EXTRA! "MTGM got me pregnant..."
06 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
So how on earth, is this podcast responsible for somebody's pregnancy?! Find out! Plus, more lost ai...
A Chef, A Sommelier & Some Stuff In The Pipeline
01 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Who likes episodes where Joanne is on holiday and didn't come to a record on the day she was suppose...
MTGM EXTRA! "Pathetic separation packing (PSP)"
30 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This is an episode that literally travels through time, with half of it recorded in Scotland / Spain...
Bertie, The Pen & Ketamine Therapy
25 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
There's a new addition in Vogue's house and Joanne's not even mentioned that she's moving in in Sept...
MTGM EXTRA! "15 DVD's and a pillow..."
23 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This week... Instagram "explore" page muck, other internet muck and OF COURSE, another email about a...
Manatees Riding, Dog Jobs & Another Thieving Seagull
18 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
You can always rely on MTGM for a run down of all creatures, great and small. This week, Vogue had t...
MTGM EXTRA! "Not 'love of my life cute', but cute..."
16 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Get ready for a hilariously bad date story, an odd request on a train and an MTGM generated headline...
Taxi Tunes, Coldsore Tablets & An Air Fryer
11 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
They're back! As you can imagine, there's so much to catch up on, so let's start with holidays, peac...
MTGM EXTRA! "Why do I have sex dreams about guys I don't fancy?!"
25 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It's another timezone spanning episode! Joanne is in Canada, Vogue is in Spain and there's an emaile...
Pap Thirst, Horse Love & Famous Fallouts
21 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Vogue's already on her "hollyers" and Joanne is obviously raging at the mention of that word (and an...
MTGM EXTRA! "Head to toe in snakes..."
19 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
There's some catching up to do... Vogue went (ish) to the Barbie premiere and Joanne has stayed in s...
Another Festival, Headline News & 3 Months Off The Booze
13 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Vogue's making a big pledge this week, but will it stick?? Plus, vaping is out, acupuncture is in an...
MTGM EXTRA! "We've been a secret the whole time..."
12 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Will the "how I found out he cheated" emails ever stop? No. Sadly they won't. It's a vintage offerin...
Pat's Pizza Party!
07 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
There are those who set the trends and the rest of us just follow. Joanne's Mum is showing us all th...
MTGM EXTRA! "I did all four wheels..."
05 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The petty breakup stories just kept pouring in! Vogue & Joanne try and catch up with a few in th...
NOT A Hangover, Barbie & Breakup Pettiness
30 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Vogue returned from Glastonbury just as she said she would... After two days. But was it worth it an...
MTGM EXTRA! "She pounced..."
28 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
How good is your gaydar? Would you join a Friday night prayer group if it was happening in your livi...
Glastonbury Prep, 'Everything' & Up At 5am
23 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Vogue is doing it... She's taking the plunge and she's off to Glastonbury, but is she staying in a t...
MTGM EXTRA! "Happy, nappy life."
21 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Joanne has made a life-enhancing discovery this week. Plus, a sexy linguine rejection and Vogue's ne...
Winnipeg, Miriam Margolyes & Celeb Lookalikes
15 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This week, MTGM comes at you from a dressing room at The Tyne Theatre in Newcastle! You can expect a...
MTGM EXTRA! "Does he fancy my best friend?"
14 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It's EXTRA time.... Ageing gracefully, mentors and convincing a listener that her boyfriend probably...
You Look So Lonely...
08 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Ghosted has been traversing the length and bredth of the UK in the last couple of weeks, and this we...
MTGM EXTRA! "He wanted to ride me in the car..."
06 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This week, the emails go from controlling boyfriends to unwanted, very public displays of affection....
Rip Off Biography, Birthday Retweets & Beyoncé
02 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Vogue & Joanne are both in disbelief at Amber's (Vogue's sister) actions this week. It's hit the...
MTGM EXTRA! "Why I want to be alone..."
31 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Following the run of 3 BANANAS live shows in Cork, Vogue & Joanne get back to the email inbox to...
Replying To Trolls, Resisting Robots & Dealing With Housemates
25 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Recorded from the dressing room backstage at The Kings Theatre in Glasgow, moments before the MTGM l...
MTGM EXTRA! "The T Word" - With Una Healy
24 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Una Healy joins Vogue and Joanne to tell her long-awaited side of the story, following the whole "th...
Beep Beep At The BAFTAs
18 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
You join Vogue & Joanne live from Doobs (Dubai)...To give you an idea of the situation, Joanne w...
MTGM EXTRA! "She styled it out!"
17 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
There are a couple of corking emails this week, as well as an orgasm at a classical music concert......
Passport Problems, Comedy Reviews & Turning 40!
11 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Fresh from their shows at The London Palladium, Vogue & Joanne discuss celebrating a milestone b...
MTGM EXTRA! "We don't need to do anything weird..."
09 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Not only are there plenty of emails to get through, but there's also the small matter of Nicolas Cag...
Metabolising...
05 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
They're back! Not just back with the podcast, but back, FINALLY, in the same hemisphere, in the same...
BONUS EPISODE: Spirits, Ibiza, Dogs, Doobs & More!
27 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Only one more week until MTGM returns for real. Meanwhile, here are some fave clips from the archive...
BONUS EPISODE: Bats, Pwingies, Feet, Birds, Bees & More!
20 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It's time for another dive into the MTGM archives for some of the highlights! If you’d like to get...
MTGM EXTRA! "Goodbye, lost soul..."
18 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Before they check out (only for 2 weeks!) and get ready for the UK leg of MTGM on tour, V&J have...
New Zealand Hi Gee!
14 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
With Joanne's patience running out with Vogue's abbreviations, it's almost time for a break - but no...
MTGM EXTRA! "The ride of my life..."
12 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This week, there's more to learn about crying on a plane, Vogue challenges Joanne to a 'How well do ...
April Fools, Big Mouth & John Snow
07 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Joanne is feeling very out of the loop in her Australian timezone nightmare, but has plenty to say a...
MTGM EXTRA! "I once went out with a witch..."
05 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Vogue's asking a question that Joanne would do well to get right, but what has changed?? Plus a shad...
Coffee Squabble, Jumpsuit News & Tears On A Plane
31 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
In the last few weeks, Joanne's been changed timezones more than she can cope... Back at home, Vogue...
MTGM EXTRA! "Vomit emoji, vomit emoji, vomit emoji..."
29 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
On the board for extra discussions this week... An unusual discovery in an airport toilet, (not) dan...
Kiss Chase, Thirst Trap & THAT Driver
24 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Vogue bumped into someone she hoped she'd never see again and Joanne went to the beach bu...
MTGM EXTRA! "Smoker's Nails..."
22 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
So, Joanne is 100% not over the Australian jet-lag yet... That's the first thing. Plus, Vogue has qu...
Australia, Ostriches & The Oscars
17 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Joanne is down under, in the future with dodgy wifi and even dodgier mayo and Vogue's on the bathroo...
MTGM EXTRA! "Which is the tip?!"
15 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Vogue's got her way and we're discussing celebritah-ahahs: the cliff notes of the Selena/Hailey fued...
Wedding Madness, Moses & Grapes
10 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
When did Moses live? Have you ever seen an ant up close? Does the moon affect the body? How do you s...
MTGM EXTRA! "...And just key their car"
08 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Celeb feuds, 'Hey Hun' mates and front bottoms are just some of the topics we hit in this week's bon...
Mummy's Mouse, Nepo Babies & Crocs
03 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This week Gigi is obsessed with Mummy's mouse, Joanne's after a discount and a blue plaque from Brow...
MTGM EXTRA! "We're all just basically pigs and snakes riding each other"
01 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Joanne might get stuck in the Isle of Mann and have to scuba back for the Gaiety, but for now we've ...
The BAFTAs, Golf & Sitzpinklers
24 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
We've started our run at the Gaiety, and it's very exciting but not as exciting as Vogue's outing to...
MTGM EXTRA! "I'd mark them out of ten...and one of my exes found it!"
22 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Recorded on Valentine's night, these two clearly have nothing better to do than record the pod, albe...
Valentines, Vom & The Ozone Layer
17 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Never mind Valentines Day! Vogue & Joanne have reuinted in Dublin to kick off the MTGM tour! Plu...
MTGM EXTRA! "I can't believe there was a ghost on a plane!"
15 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
After Vogue's ghostly goings on in France, it turns out you all have a few ghost stories of your own...
Oysters, A Balloon & Gigi's Coat
10 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Joanne is still in New York and Vogue is back from her skiing trip, very much worse for wear. On the...
MTGM EXTRA! "I didn't want to be done for criminal damage..."
08 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
As ever, your fabulous / shocking / disturbing emails keep coming, so Vogue & Joanne get into th...
I Don't Take Timezones That Seriously...
03 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
There's never a dull week in MTGM land... Vogue is still skiing in France, but as you'll hear in thi...
MTGM EXTRA! "I really like her brother..."
01 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It's time for Vogue & Joanne to get back into your emails, but it ALMOST didn't happen! One of t...