My Therapist Ghosted Me

Britney's Book & Rainbow Brite

27 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

In true MTGM style, Vogue was beaming in from southern Spain, whilst Joanne did the same from Tenerife. There's a lot to discuss, including Britney's ...

MTGM EXTRA! "I dare you to get the ride, dressed like that."

25 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Your Halloween emails have started to come in and they are predictably hilarious! Plus, Britney's book and a musical interlude. If you’d like to get...

Madonna, Dermot & Jada

20 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Vogue has been to see Madonna and she's OBSESSED. Meanwhile, Joanne has a big question for her. Plus, Dermot in Canada, Jada everywhere and Vogue at y...

MTGM EXTRA! "When a man marries his mistress, a vacancy opens."

17 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

There's no way that the bed bug situation wasn't going to come up at some point... Plus, a cheated listener living her best life, with wise words for ...

Edibles, Wakes & Seed

12 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

To say that this is an episode like no other, is an understatement. Joanne is still in Canada and that meant that she was in a state that she otherwis...

MTGM EXTRA! "I'm the worst friend in the world."

10 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

There are sex dreams and then there are... Sex dreams that you really wish you weren't having. This week, a listener is having the latter. Meanwhile, ...

Canada, Candles & Climate Change Pumpkins

06 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Joanne continues to jump around the timezones and this week she's everywhere from Ottawa to the infamous Winnipeg. Plus, Cher continues to be iconic a...

MTGM EXTRA! "He's off on his stag..."

04 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We've all heard tales from stags and hens, but what if you're unsure about what might be about to happen when your fiance is off for the weekend?! Plu...

Pilots, Birthday Cake & Award Winners

29 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

WE'VE WON AN AWARD! Plus, hotel stays, Gigi makes a mess in a marble palace, Vogue's been on the Late Late show, the pilot in hot water after a big ni...

MTGM EXTRA! "He always wants it in the shower."

26 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The MTGM UK tour is complete for now, so obviously Vogue has immediately had to find some more work... Time for the Spencer & Vogue Tour! Plus, th...

Peekaboo, Barbie & Beards

21 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Vogue & Joanne are in Dublin as Vogue takes to the stage with Spencer for the Spencer & Vogue live shows! Plus, being a beard, hot takes on Ba...

MTGM EXTRA! "I was kink shamed... By my boyfriend... And his friend."

20 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We all know that MTGM is a kink-shaming-free zone, so what's this messer doing kink shaming his own partner??? Plus, knowing your worth, having a coup...

Australia, Date Demands & Phone Sex

15 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This time, you find Vogue & Joanne in their dressing room at the Liverpool Philharmonic Hall, with some big news for those of you down under! Plus...

MTGM EXTRA! "Sexy saliva..."

13 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Recorded backstage in Brighton as the "Autumnal Tour" kicked off, Vogue & Joanne explore some very personal thoughts...If you’d like to get in t...

Back In The Basement, Borrowing Clothes & Burning Man

08 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Joanne is back firmly where she belongs... In Vogue's basement of course! Find out why she wasn't invited to T's party and why Gigi continues to be ic...

MTGM EXTRA! "MTGM got me pregnant..."

06 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

So how on earth, is this podcast responsible for somebody's pregnancy?! Find out! Plus, more lost airpods, an angry cyclist and more ghosted merch on ...

A Chef, A Sommelier & Some Stuff In The Pipeline

01 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Who likes episodes where Joanne is on holiday and didn't come to a record on the day she was supposed to because she had a drink? Roll up! Find out wh...

MTGM EXTRA! "Pathetic separation packing (PSP)"

30 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This is an episode that literally travels through time, with half of it recorded in Scotland / Spain and the other half recorded in England / Portugal...

Bertie, The Pen & Ketamine Therapy

25 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

There's a new addition in Vogue's house and Joanne's not even mentioned that she's moving in in September yet! Plus, a cat that uses the toilet and a ...

MTGM EXTRA! "15 DVD's and a pillow..."

23 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week... Instagram "explore" page muck, other internet muck and OF COURSE, another email about a cheating husband. Obvs.If you’d like to get in ...

Manatees Riding, Dog Jobs & Another Thieving Seagull

18 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

You can always rely on MTGM for a run down of all creatures, great and small. This week, Vogue had to do something about a hangover, Joanne is in full...

MTGM EXTRA! "Not 'love of my life cute', but cute..."

16 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Get ready for a hilariously bad date story, an odd request on a train and an MTGM generated headline that didn't quite reflect the real story! If you’...

Taxi Tunes, Coldsore Tablets & An Air Fryer

11 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

They're back! As you can imagine, there's so much to catch up on, so let's start with holidays, peach fuzz, air fryers, Pat's burner account, Ariana &...

MTGM EXTRA! "Why do I have sex dreams about guys I don't fancy?!"

25 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

It's another timezone spanning episode! Joanne is in Canada, Vogue is in Spain and there's an emailer who needs answers about her racy dreams!If you’...

Pap Thirst, Horse Love & Famous Fallouts

21 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Vogue's already on her "hollyers" and Joanne is obviously raging at the mention of that word (and any other made up word!) In the meantime, Joanne mis...

MTGM EXTRA! "Head to toe in snakes..."

19 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

There's some catching up to do... Vogue went (ish) to the Barbie premiere and Joanne has stayed in some very odd hotel rooms. Plus, a snake covered in...

Another Festival, Headline News & 3 Months Off The Booze

13 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Vogue's making a big pledge this week, but will it stick?? Plus, vaping is out, acupuncture is in and Joanne has made the headlines!!If you’d like t...

MTGM EXTRA! "We've been a secret the whole time..."

12 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Will the "how I found out he cheated" emails ever stop? No. Sadly they won't. It's a vintage offering this week. Plus, Joanne's face is acting out and...

Pat's Pizza Party!

07 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

There are those who set the trends and the rest of us just follow. Joanne's Mum is showing us all the way, when it comes to entertaining in the garden...

MTGM EXTRA! "I did all four wheels..."

05 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The petty breakup stories just kept pouring in! Vogue & Joanne try and catch up with a few in this weeks EXTRA!If you’d like to get in touch, yo...

NOT A Hangover, Barbie & Breakup Pettiness

30 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Vogue returned from Glastonbury just as she said she would... After two days. But was it worth it and will she return? Plus, the truth about Barbie &a...

MTGM EXTRA! "She pounced..."

28 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

How good is your gaydar? Would you join a Friday night prayer group if it was happening in your living room? These are the questions asked of Vogue &a...

Glastonbury Prep, 'Everything' & Up At 5am

23 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Vogue is doing it... She's taking the plunge and she's off to Glastonbury, but is she staying in a tent? Plus, a fake death on TikTok and the reason w...

MTGM EXTRA! "Happy, nappy life."

21 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Joanne has made a life-enhancing discovery this week. Plus, a sexy linguine rejection and Vogue's next food and drink horror story. If you’d like to...

Winnipeg, Miriam Margolyes & Celeb Lookalikes

15 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week, MTGM comes at you from a dressing room at The Tyne Theatre in Newcastle! You can expect a big Canadian push from Joanne, a morbid story tha...

MTGM EXTRA! "Does he fancy my best friend?"

14 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

It's EXTRA time.... Ageing gracefully, mentors and convincing a listener that her boyfriend probably isn't going to run off with her best friend!If yo...

You Look So Lonely...

08 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Ghosted has been traversing the length and bredth of the UK in the last couple of weeks, and this week you join Vogue & Joanne in a studio in Glas...

MTGM EXTRA! "He wanted to ride me in the car..."

06 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week, the emails go from controlling boyfriends to unwanted, very public displays of affection. Plus, trotters, prunes and Boyzone.If you’d lik...

Rip Off Biography, Birthday Retweets & Beyoncé

02 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Vogue & Joanne are both in disbelief at Amber's (Vogue's sister) actions this week. It's hit them hard. Plus, a rip off purchase, an expensive toe...

MTGM EXTRA! "Why I want to be alone..."

31 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Following the run of 3 BANANAS live shows in Cork, Vogue & Joanne get back to the email inbox to discuss dumping in document form and a disastrous...

Replying To Trolls, Resisting Robots & Dealing With Housemates

25 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Recorded from the dressing room backstage at The Kings Theatre in Glasgow, moments before the MTGM live show kicked off... Joanne has entered her angr...

MTGM EXTRA! "The T Word" - With Una Healy

24 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Una Healy joins Vogue and Joanne to tell her long-awaited side of the story, following the whole "throuple" thing... If you’d like to get in touch, ...

Beep Beep At The BAFTAs

18 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

You join Vogue & Joanne live from Doobs (Dubai)...To give you an idea of the situation, Joanne was hungover and Vogue was 3 coffees deep when they...

MTGM EXTRA! "She styled it out!"

17 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

There are a couple of corking emails this week, as well as an orgasm at a classical music concert... What more could you ask for?!If you’d like to g...

Passport Problems, Comedy Reviews & Turning 40!

11 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Fresh from their shows at The London Palladium, Vogue & Joanne discuss celebrating a milestone birthday in the sky, Eurovision and the reason why ...

MTGM EXTRA! "We don't need to do anything weird..."

09 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Not only are there plenty of emails to get through, but there's also the small matter of Nicolas Cage and his childhood memories, his pet snakes and t...

Metabolising...

05 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

They're back! Not just back with the podcast, but back, FINALLY, in the same hemisphere, in the same time zone and in the SAME ROOM! They have tons to...

BONUS EPISODE: Spirits, Ibiza, Dogs, Doobs & More!

27 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Only one more week until MTGM returns for real. Meanwhile, here are some fave clips from the archives!If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an...

BONUS EPISODE: Bats, Pwingies, Feet, Birds, Bees & More!

20 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

It's time for another dive into the MTGM archives for some of the highlights! If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod....

MTGM EXTRA! "Goodbye, lost soul..."

18 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Before they check out (only for 2 weeks!) and get ready for the UK leg of MTGM on tour, V&J have a hat-trick of BANANAS emails that they have to g...

New Zealand Hi Gee!

14 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

With Joanne's patience running out with Vogue's abbreviations, it's almost time for a break - but not before they've discussed a Virgin Mary statue wi...

MTGM EXTRA! "The ride of my life..."

12 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week, there's more to learn about crying on a plane, Vogue challenges Joanne to a 'How well do you know your bestie" quiz and an absolute adonis ...

April Fools, Big Mouth & John Snow

07 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Joanne is feeling very out of the loop in her Australian timezone nightmare, but has plenty to say about 19th century London, whilst Vogue reviews her...

MTGM EXTRA! "I once went out with a witch..."

05 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Vogue's asking a question that Joanne would do well to get right, but what has changed?? Plus a shady lad with a thirsty Insta and a witch man...If yo...

Coffee Squabble, Jumpsuit News & Tears On A Plane

31 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

In the last few weeks, Joanne's been changed timezones more than she can cope... Back at home, Vogue had a spat over her morning coffee and there's pl...

MTGM EXTRA! "Vomit emoji, vomit emoji, vomit emoji..."

29 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On the board for extra discussions this week... An unusual discovery in an airport toilet, (not) dancing boyfriends and Joanne's earlobes... If you’...

Kiss Chase, Thirst Trap & THAT Driver

24 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week, Vogue bumped into someone she hoped she'd never see again and Joanne went to the beach but didn't swim in the sea (although she did do some...

MTGM EXTRA! "Smoker's Nails..."

22 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

So, Joanne is 100% not over the Australian jet-lag yet... That's the first thing. Plus, Vogue has questions about Joanne's nails and the emails take u...

Australia, Ostriches & The Oscars

17 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Joanne is down under, in the future with dodgy wifi and even dodgier mayo and Vogue's on the bathroom floor with Alan? Plus, raging hangovers, Ostrich...

MTGM EXTRA! "Which is the tip?!"

15 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Vogue's got her way and we're discussing celebritah-ahahs: the cliff notes of the Selena/Hailey fued, Liam Hemsworth and Miley and a sprinkling of Avr...

Wedding Madness, Moses & Grapes

10 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

When did Moses live? Have you ever seen an ant up close? Does the moon affect the body? How do you strap a dog into a car? When is scoring your cousin...

MTGM EXTRA! "...And just key their car"

08 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Celeb feuds, 'Hey Hun' mates and front bottoms are just some of the topics we hit in this week's bonus. Plus if you've ever flirted with Vogue, please...

Mummy's Mouse, Nepo Babies & Crocs

03 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week Gigi is obsessed with Mummy's mouse, Joanne's after a discount and a blue plaque from Brown Thomas after becoming a woman there, the girls a...

MTGM EXTRA! "We're all just basically pigs and snakes riding each other"

01 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Joanne might get stuck in the Isle of Mann and have to scuba back for the Gaiety, but for now we've your emails. We're chatting weddings, jealousy whe...

The BAFTAs, Golf & Sitzpinklers

24 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We've started our run at the Gaiety, and it's very exciting but not as exciting as Vogue's outing to the BAFTAs. Meanwhile, Joanne's playing golf, peo...

MTGM EXTRA! "I'd mark them out of ten...and one of my exes found it!"

22 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Recorded on Valentine's night, these two clearly have nothing better to do than record the pod, albeit with a glass of champagne, a €13 card, and a ...

Valentines, Vom & The Ozone Layer

17 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Never mind Valentines Day! Vogue & Joanne have reuinted in Dublin to kick off the MTGM tour! Plus, squirty toilets, Rhianna at the Super Bowl and ...

MTGM EXTRA! "I can't believe there was a ghost on a plane!"

15 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

After Vogue's ghostly goings on in France, it turns out you all have a few ghost stories of your own and they've hit the email inbox HARD! Plus, bathr...

Oysters, A Balloon & Gigi's Coat

10 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Joanne is still in New York and Vogue is back from her skiing trip, very much worse for wear. On the list this week, they HAVE to discuss Gigi's coat ...

MTGM EXTRA! "I didn't want to be done for criminal damage..."

08 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

As ever, your fabulous / shocking / disturbing emails keep coming, so Vogue & Joanne get into them once again. This week brings tales of a sticky ...

I Don't Take Timezones That Seriously...

03 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

There's never a dull week in MTGM land... Vogue is still skiing in France, but as you'll hear in this episode, she's come to a creepy realisation abou...

MTGM EXTRA! "I really like her brother..."

01 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

It's time for Vogue & Joanne to get back into your emails, but it ALMOST didn't happen! One of them almost missed the recording of this episode, s...

The Atlantis, A Hot Zoo & Petty Celebrities

27 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

They're back, after a slightly false start (you'll find out) and they're hitting the ground running. Joanne is down the line from Dubai after her LONG...

BONUS EPISODE: Awards, Massages, Animals, Spank Paddles & More!

20 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

It's your last hit of bonus material before Vogue & Joanne ACTUALLY return FOR REAL! If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hel...

BONUS EPISODE: Volcanoes, Teeth, Laptops, Christenings & More!

13 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Whilst Joanne frollicks on African plains with cheetahs and hippos, here's a look back at some of the best bits since the Autumn of 2021. Think back t...

MTGM EXTRA! "I'd hardly unpacked a box and I was already moving out..."

04 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

It's the final edition from Vogue & Joanne for a couple of weeks, whilst they take a bit of a break, but they'll be back before long! This week, o...

Lobster Face, Embarrassing Tweets & Savage Chickens

30 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

It's the last proper episode before Joanne disappears off on safari to be eaten by a hippo and there's plenty to catch up on, post-Christmas. Plus, a ...

MTGM EXTRA! "Bigger than my head!"

28 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

If you've reached the point between Christmas and New Year where you've forgotten what day it is, here's your MTGM reminder that it's WEDNESDAY. This ...

The Duvet, Coldsores & Christmas

23 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

In the last instalment of MTGM before the festive madness hits full swing, Vogue & Joanne compare Christmas day plans, thirsty captions, catching ...

MTGM EXTRA! "I'm the Lidl bear's publicist..."

21 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week, Vogue tries to talk about sleep and Joanne tries to stop her. Business as usual! Plus, a message from someone close to THAT bear and a deta...

Everyone Cheats, Everyone Stays!

16 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week, Joanne loses her patience with Vogue's 'Elf on The Shelf' antics, Vogue has gone properly rock and roll and it's finally time to get into t...

MTGM EXTRA! "Speaking of ski masks..."

14 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Whilst Vogue falls down a Christmas party hole, Joanne has discovered something about Prada Peter that she can't move past... Plus, crime stopping and...

Christmas Parties, Pricey Wine & The Elf On The Shelf

09 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The MTGM Christmas party is done and dusted, so there are a few stories to tell! Plus, 'Goblin mode', unexpected surveillance and Prada Peter's expens...

MTGM EXTRA! "He's got NO TALENT."

07 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Joanne is fired RIGHT up about something this week. But can you guess what it is? Plus, ageing gracefully, the "combative" debate (again) & bringing t...

One Hit Wonders, The Toy Show & How I Found Out They'd Cheated

02 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

There's a LOT to cover this week. Vogue responds to all the hysteria around that picture on her wall, Joanne has done a deep dive on one hit wonders a...

MTGM EXTRA! "He locked eyes with the pair of us..."

30 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

With Joanne only inches from her sickbed, it was a brief venture into the emails this week, but there was still plenty to take in, with Grandad's walk...

"Less Thinking"

25 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week, Vogue is working on living a more "meat-free" lifestyle, with mixed (grill) results and Joanne has a new mission statement for My Therapist...

MTGM EXTRA! "Stock still... Eyes open..."

23 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Whilst Vogue can't be doing with being too cold, when Joanne was too hot in Ibiza this summer, she properly suffered... Much to Vogue's amusement. Thi...

The Christening Test, Joanne's Blindness & Revenge Rides

18 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

It's a late release this week, owing to Joanne's inability to podcast 15 minutes after her laser-eye surgery. HOW did that plan not work?!? There's pl...

MTGM EXTRA! “If pharmacists could talk…”

16 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

There’s a surfeit of emails this week, from cheating wives (yeah, wives!), to exposing images in public and a less than successful night in Hammersm...

Organs & Avocados

11 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

As Vogue's holiday in St. Barts ticks to an end, Joanne is getting back on the workout wagon. Plus, organ donation, making friends and the end of avoc...

MTGM EXTRA! "Joan of Arc is a made up story..."

09 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

It's your midweek therapy session, with an update on aggressive cows, someone who claims to have known Joanne from way back when and an awesome act of...

Worms, Crabs & Ghosts On A Loop

04 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week, Joanne shares her must-see horror films, Vogue fills us in on poltergeists and we learn why you mustn't eat a live crab. Plus, Heidi Klum a...

MTGM EXTRA! "Gillian, what the f*** are you talking about?"

02 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

There are some amazing stories from times spent at The Gaeltacht on this week's EXTRA. For anyone who knows the experience, it'll be a hilarious trip ...

Hieroglyphics, The Gaeltacht & Patron Saints

28 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Joanne's taken another deep dive... This time it was all inspired by her visit to a hieroglyphics exhibition! Meanwhile, Vogue is remembering all the ...

MTGM EXTRA! "I find you so much funnier, when I properly listen to you..."

25 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The email inbox produced plenty this week... Not least an E-Scooter for Vogue. Plus, overly sexy stories of near-drowning and why Vogue's name is "Vog...

Toys, Menstruation Huts & A Quick Q&A

20 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

It's straight back in this week, with the toys you'd forgotten about from your childhood, Shakira's tax issues, crowdsurfing babies and Joanne's exper...

MTGM EXTRA! “I fully choked…”

18 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Remember a few weeks ago when Vogue & Joanne asked for your ‘near-death experiences’? It turns out that you answered that call in your droves! Plu...

Moirologists, Seagulls & Sober October

13 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

There, see? That wasn't too long to wait, was it?! Vogue & Joanne are back, so we can all just take a breath and decide whether or not we should be jo...

MTGM EXTRA! "Plane breakdown..."

27 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

In the last instalment for a moment (don't worry, they won't be gone for long!), Vogue & Joanne take your emails on holiday breakups and lesson about ...