My Therapist Ghosted Me

No Bra, Ice Skating & Big Mouth!

06 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Just before they headed out for their Christmas do, Vogue & Joanne had things that needed to be said... Why would someone take you ice skating on ...

MTGM EXTRA! "He was speaking to another girl... Which he denied."

04 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

It's getting to the business end of things with Vogue on the Christmas special of Strictly Come Dancing... But Gigi doesn't care. Meanwhile, Joanne ha...

Sinkholes, New Best Friend & A Public Toilet

29 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

You know how Vogue always starts on about Winter Wonderland at this time of year? It's a tradition! Well, it turns out Joanne has never known what she...

MTGM EXTRA! "I'm not even convinced he knows my name..."

27 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Have you ever heard of the Irish Farmer Calendar? This week, Vogue is making sure you have. Plus, Joanne is getting properly organised and a listener ...

Treating Myself

22 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Joanne loves a treat... Don't we all!? Vogue loves a treat too, but she also loves being told she runs fast and hearing about the most ridiculous reas...

MTGM EXTRA! "Is she going to be a problem?"

20 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This week, a disturbing tale from Vogue's childhood where she tickled an unnamed victim until they could literally take no more. Plus, Joanne half-hea...

Flashers, Martha Stewart & Just "O"

15 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Vogue is offering her DIY services to Joanne this week, but never mind OOO, Joanne is just "O". If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email...

MTGM EXTRA! "You got played."

13 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This week, we catch up with Joanne in Cork, the morning after she'd been out galavanting with everyone's favourite Drag Queen, Davina Devine. Meanwhil...

Brat, AI & Peanut The Squirrel

08 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This week, there's just too much to get through. What CAN'T AI do? Who is Peanut? Why are people talking about 'brat' again and is Channing Tatum your...

MTGM EXTRA! "Love at first sight... For me."

06 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

So, Joanne is back from the States for a christening and Vogue can't believe what she's hearing. Plus, early Christmas decorating and a tricky situati...

Chatting On The Plane, Halloween & Being On Call

01 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Joanne has traded New York City for Los Angeles, she's living her best life and Vogue is back in Howth specifically for Halloween... She'll explain.If...

MTGM EXTRA! "A big fat crush."

30 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Still in New York, Joanne has made new friends and it sounds like she's never coming home. Back on this side of the Atlantic, Vogue had a cancelled in...

Colin Farrell, Condoms & The Subway

25 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

After this many years of talking about him on the podcast, it was going to happen sooner or later... But was it Vogue, or Joanne who bumped into Colin...

MTGM EXTRA! "My friends all say conflicting things..."

23 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This week... SHOCK... Joanne has lost something in NYC, but what is it and how important could it be? Meanwhile, Vogue has a fact about dinosaurs and ...

Megalopolis, Catwalks & A Very Long Tongue

18 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Joanne's time in Washington D.C is nearly up and it's time for her to head back to New York City, before waving goodbye to the States. Meanwhile, Vogu...

MTGM EXTRA! "We shouldn't be together."

15 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

So that's it... The North American shows are done! Vogue is back in the UK and Joanne has stayed on for a stint in Washington D.C and there's an inter...

Glowing, Lost Luggage & The Underbite

10 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

SO, we're travelling back in time since the bonus on Wednesday... Stay with it... Vogue is about to get on the plane to New York City and Joanne is al...

MTGM EXTRA! "Cards on the table... Let's get real."

09 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

So try and get this into your mind... This bonus was recorded AFTER the episode that you will eventually hear on FRIDAY. It's a full time travel thing...

Amalfi, Gen Z & Charity

03 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Picture this... Vogue is on a balcony on the Amalfi coast, Joanne is in her flat in London... But they're both wearing STATEMENT sunglasses. Plus, why...

MTGM EXTRA! "Did I mention, he's a fireman?!"

01 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Thoughts turn to rebounds this week. Is it good to have one? Be one? Can anything come out of one? Plus, Gearoid's knitting, history references and Jo...

Hoof Shoes, Cuffing Auditions & #TeamRuth

26 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

You know if you hear your friend sing a bit and you go "oh my god that was amazing..." Well, listen out for that moment today. Plus, Vogue's joined th...

MTGM EXTRA! "I've got no patience for it."

24 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

It's time to get back into that inbox. What should you do if his friends are just rubbish?? Plus... Wise words from a pastor and whether or not Vogue ...

Never Live It Down: Katherine Ryan

24 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Vogue’s brand new Global Original podcast has just launched, and we think you’re going to love it!Vogue is sitting down with all your favourite fa...

Introducing: Never Live It Down!

20 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This is a brand new Global Original podcast we think you’ll love!We’ve all had those moments in life – you know the ones where just as you’re ...

Witchy Boot Season, Marrying Yourself & Being A Catch

20 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

They're back, even if you thought they were gone forever! (That was Joe's fault...) As you'd imagine, there's a lot to catch up on. We were all wrong...

MTGM EXTRA! "BYE!"

04 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This week, a love bombing farmer withdraws contact after a screenshot alert. Plus, who got Oasis tickets and collabs that will last beyond the grave.I...

Spencer's Record, Oasis & A Roman Burglar

30 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

With Spencer having completed a remarkable feat, a response from Vogue & Joanne is only right. Plus, the Oasis comeback, Macklemore and whether or...

MTGM EXTRA! "I hate scarves. I'm very against them"

27 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This week Vogue and Joanne help a listener who may just be being strung along by a married man... Plus, Ryan Reynolds' exes, and Pierce Brosnan.If you...

Salad Bars, Roasted by Chat GPT & Being Demure

22 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This week Vogue & Joanne get roasted by Chat GPT, assess their 'demurity', chat dildos, ingenious salad bars & finally discuss the Molly Mae a...

MTGM EXTRA! "I suppose you would call us swingers..."

21 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In the interest of ever-broadening their horizons, Vogue & Joanne have an email from someone making the case for the dating app aimed at 'open min...

Spencer, Spies & A Banana To The Face

16 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Vogue & Joanne give their closing thoughts on the Paris Summer Olympics and Joanne enjoyed them so much, she's off to Paris. Plus, a tattoo and so...

MTGM EXTRA! "Not my finest moment."

14 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Never underestimate the power of a curly blowdry. Here endeth the lesson. If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to [email protected]...

I'm Really Feeling Myself

08 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

It's important to give yourself credit when it's due, and Joanne is feeling herself at the moment. Plus, huge love for the Olympics, ayahuasca and too...

MTGM EXTRA! "What is a relationship without trust?"

06 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This week, there's some pretty hefty fact-checking to do. Brace yourself. Plus, pottery classes, stolen goods and what to do to get over someone. If ...

Rap Embarrassment, Jon Bon Jovi & The Olympics

02 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

It's an outrageous one this week. Liam Gallagher, Kim Cattrall, Russell Crowe, Jon Bon Jovi and a couple of Olympians who've made Ireland proud. Plus,...

MTGM EXTRA! "The three date ride!"

30 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This week... A first date story that's either wholesome and old school, or a red flag. You be the judge! Plus, London Taxi's for personal use, going o...

Big News, Pilates & Trad Wives

26 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This week, Joanne has big news and Vogue wonders if she should have been a gymanst. Plus, Mrs World, pregnancy p*rn, blocking exes and some recommenda...

MTGM EXTRA! "It'll pass, right?"

23 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This week, some delicious pettiness, some light politics and an extra-marital temptation. If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to h...

It's like in Sex & The City...

18 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

There are very few social, romantic or frankly any other situations that Joanne can't link back to Sex & The City. This episode is proof. Meanwhil...

MTGM EXTRA! "I decided to make the most of an unhinged situation."

17 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This week, Vogue is finally taking Joanne's advice about Bepanthan and there are some belting stories from the emails.If you’d like to get in touch,...

The Corrs, Michael Flatley & Hawk Tuah

11 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

It's official, as far as Vogue is concerned... She's a 'gig person' now. Joanne definitely isn't, but she might become a 'pub quiz person'. If you’...

MTGM EXTRA! "My boyfriend hooked up with Joanne..."

09 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This week, Vogue is onto a psychic who is being forced on pub crawls and Joanne feels seen. Plus, a booty-call ghosting, a boyfriend who won't shut up...

Glastonbury Voice Issues, Scouts & Cycle-To-Work

05 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

It's an episode spanning a whole week this week... You'll hear 10 minutes recorded at the beginning of the week, then Joanne's laptop died forever, fo...

MTGM EXTRA! "Am I being needy?"

03 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This week... Sunglasses, regifting, neediness and ethical porn!If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to [email protected] revie...

Celebrity Mugshots, Missing Parrots & Gay Animals

27 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Things havent been the same for Justin Timberlake since he got a tit out at the superbowl, Joanne muses. Meanwhile Vogue discovers homosexual wildlife...

MTGM EXTRA! "He uses webcam sites..."

25 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

It's a tough one on the email this week. Where's the line?! Plus, Vogue messed up on Gigi's party and Joanne throws down the gauntlet for an Uber-off....

Shyness, Hypnotherapy & Self Serve Checkouts

20 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Joanne is extremely excited about the football. She doesn't care about the games, the teams or the results, but she's noticed a lot of rough and ready...

MTGM EXTRA! "I feel like it's over."

18 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

How did Vogue get on with the flight home? Clue: Not well. Plus, Joanne is raging about being snubbed by the Pope.If you’d like to get in touch, you...

Trinny, Cornrows & Hot Rodent Boyfriends

13 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Hopefully those couple of weeks without Vogue & Joanne flew by, because they're back! With Vogue in Tanzania and Joanne in London, there's plenty ...

MTGM EXTRA! "I didn't know they were legally allowed to eat your face"

28 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This week, everybody fancies Vogue, Joanne gets her face eaten by mosquitos but no bites on Hinge!If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an ema...

Sex Cruise Kittens, Potential Perimenopause & A Burnt A*se

23 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Joannes getting bullied for her burnt ar*e, and hinge is nothing but tumbleweed; but Vogue's got some celebrity selects to cheer her up. If you’d l...

MTGM EXTRA! "How in the f***ing hellfire did I get here?!"

21 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This week, Vogue's on fire and Joanne might have caught Avril's attention. Plus, an epic space-gin tale and a hen costume to remember. If you’d lik...

Banana Theory, The Portal & A Number On A Napkin

16 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Joanne's summer is off to a hell of a start, for a number of reasons. Meanwhile, Vogue's learning a lot about the praying mantis.If you’d like to ge...

MTGM EXTRA! "A bit of gaslighting and a sprinkle of neglect."

14 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This week, Vogue offers her house to Joanne and an emailer needs guidance on whether the sensible lad she's seeing is the right choice.If you’d like...

Breakfast Radio, Magic Mike & A Hearing Test

09 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

The results of Vogue's hearing test are in and they are... Unsurprising. Plus, a meet and greet with Magic Mike and the mad story of Belle Gibson.If y...

MTGM EXTRA! "He's 50..."

08 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This week, the EXTRA is being recorded just before Vogue & Joanne visited your friend and mine, Magic Mike. Plus, the verdict on Vogue's big pink ...

Post Thief, Jedward & How Often Do You Wash?

03 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

So, how often do you wash? Vogue's done a deep dive and she knows all about how often celebrities are doing it. Plus, boyfriend jeans, skinny jeans......

MTGM EXTRA! "Then I heard a yelp..."

30 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

All of the emails you send into [email protected] are fantastic, but this week it's an absolute vintage submission. Plus, a questionable game of 'Smas...

Towels, Fit Girl Summer & The Flicking App

26 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This week: Joanne has towels, a shoutout to Victoria Beckham, the flight that drank the plane dry and preparing for a fit girl summer. If you’d lik...

MTGM EXTRA! "She slapped me, full on in the face!"

24 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Joanne was shocked when Vogue popped up on the screen from Dubai this week and she wasted no time in explaining why. Plus, a fantastic email about sis...

Dating Apps, Workplace Relations & Romantasy

18 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Where to start this week. Cataracts... That's where. Then, dating app profiles, whether or not Vogue is an "island person" and the whole thing with Jo...

MTGM EXTRA! "I almost killed my fella...."

18 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In this weeks bonus, Vogue is using her soft, lady voice and Joanne is NOT charming. Plus, a nut roast nightmare.If you’d like to get in touch, you ...

Tantrums, Flashing & What The Lord Wants

12 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

There's so much on the list this week... Wobblers, an emotional support cat, crypto and a guy who fully ghosted his wife. Let's do it. If you’d lik...

MTGM EXTRA! "I told him I was 7 months pregnant."

10 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Joanne is back from the US and she even considered getting into the psychic scene in LA... Almost. Meanwhile, Vogue is fainting in St Barts. WTF?If yo...

Everyone's In G-Strings!

05 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Apparently, they've a way of doing things in LA, but it's questionable as to whether Joanne is in step. Meanwhile, Vogue is in St Barts with her child...

MTGM EXTRA! "I can't picture my future with anyone else."

03 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This week... Is it Vogue or Joanne who occasionally turns up to a job and finds out they've also booked a 'hand model'? Plus, batch cooking, long-dist...

Rocky, Bepanthen & ANOTHER Incident With A Driver

29 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Joanne is in Philadelphia to kick off her run of American shows and Vogue is having yet more issues with drivers outside her house. What's happened th...

MTGM EXTRA! "Yeah, that was probably too far."

27 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

If you can believe it, the story about Hailey Bieber throwing a tampon has caused a reaction... Apparently, according to your emails, this happens mor...

Mirrors, Easter Bonnets & Open Relationships

22 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Pretty much everything is covered this week... Joanne is watching Game of Thrones 5 years after it ended, Vogue reckons she had an ugly week last week...

MTGM EXTRA! "He is obsessed..."

20 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This week, Joanne was on her way to the Irish Embassy and Vogue did a drunk post on Instagram. GOLD. Plus, an email about a married fella obsessed wit...

A Lump, K-Pop & Bumping Into An Ex

15 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This week, Vogue has your shout outs about bumping into exes and a mad story which (spoiler) ends with tampons being thrown. Meanwhile, Joanne has off...

MTGM EXTRA! "Who cares? We were into it."

13 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This week, as the EXTRA was recorded on Monday morning, Joanne accidentally stayed up all night watching The Oscars. Meanwhile, Vogue gives her views ...

Vegas, Wonka & Getting ID'd

08 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Here they are, back again! Vogue's been off around Ireland, on tour with Spencer and Joanne has been to Las Vegas, of all places...If you’d like to ...

MTGM EXTRA! "Have I wasted my twenties?"

21 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In the last extra instalment before a 2 week break, Vogue has big BAFTA updates after an evening on the red carpet and Joanne has news on her sofa... ...

I feel dirty…

16 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This week, it all escalates VERY quickly, it moves on from Shrove Tuesday and Valentines chat, to a story that you'll wish Joanne never told you. If y...

MTGM EXTRA! "I've always kept it secret..."

14 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Have you ever been turned on by a smell? That's one of the questions from a listener this week. Plus, Joanne has been triggered by a picture and Vogue...

Sex Dungeon, Skin Age & A 'Pop Quiz'

09 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

If you haven't seen Miley at The Grammy's, SEE HER. She's right up their amongst the topics this week. Plus, a spy pigeon, some donuts and some sweaty...

MTGM EXTRA! "I looked at his phone."

07 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

It's that ol' story this week... 'I looked at his phone.' Look, it's going to happen from time to time, but you're rarely going to find something good...

Smile Lamp, Saltburn & "Money Saving"

02 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

As you know, this is NOT a financial advice podcast. This week, Vogue is thrilled that it's only a few days before her dry January (remember, she mess...

MTGM EXTRA! "Hollywood" - With Aisling Bea

31 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

The list of MTGM guests is short, but very distinguished. This week, Vogue & Joanne welcome actor, comedian and all round legend, Aisling Bea! If ...

New Bra, New Flat & New Cards

26 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Watch out for scams girls... Joanne has just fallen right into one. On the other hand, Vogue is absolutely thrilled with herself after getting measure...

MTGM EXTRA! "My harness..."

24 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This week, both Vogue & Joanne have bought something new. Neither have much interest in, or fondness for the thing the other has bought. If you’...

Journaling, Blue Monday & Salmon Facials

19 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

There's an awful lot in the news this week... Double lives, Blue Monday (Joanne says this is a PR stunt), a weird salmon-derived facial (Joanne says t...

MTGM EXTRA! "There's an update..."

17 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We all love the emails that come in, but this week there's an UPDATE on an email from last week. Love to see it.If you’d like to get in touch, you c...

Golden Globes, Plane Door Plug & Graham Norton

12 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

There are a LOT of topics this week... Jo Koy at the Golden Globes, Jeremy Allen White's new ad, MORE lost airpods & the lovely Graham Norton. Plu...

MTGM EXTRA! "I hoped it would fizzle out..."

10 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Joanne responds to the fact that she may or may not have shared fake news this week. Plus, more excellent emails. If you’d like to get in touch, you...

Ice, Rats & Haggis Crisps

05 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Depending on how you feel about it, Christmas is sadly passed until next time, or it's finally over. Either way, Vogue & Joanne are back as normal...

MTGM EXTRA! "And that's when I remembered..."

27 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

It's exactly at this point, between Christmas and New Year, when you've no idea what day it is, that you need a bit of bonus MTGM. If you’d like to ...

Christmas Clothes, Lurkers & The In And Out List

22 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

It's time to get a hold on what's set to be in and what's definitely OUT for 2024. Because this stuff matters. Plus, the average Christmas Day, family...

MTGM EXTRA! "Secret Santa!"

20 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Vogue & Joanne always love your emails, but this week you've done particularly well. Get ready for a round of "Secret Santa" and a pretty intense ...

No Spoilers!

15 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Vogue gets way too close when it comes to spoilers this week, but fear not, the censor beep keeps it all in check, so you're safe! Meanwhile, Joanne r...

MTGM EXTRA! "Daddy..."

13 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

It's another midweek MTGM and this time, it's favourite movies, a spew story and a look at the 'Daddy' thing...If you’d like to get in touch, you ca...

Castles, Falcons & Narcissism

08 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The MTGM Live tour is reaching it's final leg, after many thousands of miles, so Vogue & Joanne are being pampered in a castle... Obvs. Plus, the ...

MTGM EXTRA! "I feel like we shouldn't be together at Christmas..."

06 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Joanne & Vogue are back in the dressing room at The 3Arena in Dublin, for a little bit extra. Time to chat cowardly break ups and 'a kick in the g...

Pleasure At The Fairground

01 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This time, Vogue & Joanne are backstage at The 3Arena in Dublin, talking Hugh Grant, Celebrity Mastermind (there's been a development!) and 'what ...

MTGM EXTRA! "He FORGOT he was in a relationship..."

29 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Recorded just before MTGM took to the stage at the SSE in Belfast, Vogue & Joanne are back into the email inbox to find out what you've all been u...

Death & Taxes

24 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Freshly returned from their Australian tour, Vogue & Joanne are straight back into it. On the agenda: Surprising new trends, why it's not worth wo...

MTGM EXTRA! "He burst into tears..."

08 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Just before they disappear down under, Joanne & Vogue have a look through your emails and the swear beep record is exceeded...If you’d like to g...

Strep, AI Software & Trick Or Treaters

03 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Just before they jump on a plane to Oz, Vogue & Joanne got together, despite the fact that Joanne's throat was a mess, to unpack Halloween once an...

MTGM EXTRA! "I decided to dress up as a Dementor..."

01 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Joanne and Vogue finally got round to your Halloween emails... And here they are on the 1st of November, in true Ghosted fashion. If you’d like to g...