My Therapist Ghosted Me

MTGM EXTRA! "Everyone needs an orgasm, right?"

12 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Vogue reckons she's on her way to trad-wife, but there are a few key elements missing, according to Joanne. Plus, an update on an email from a couple ...

Ozempic, The Brits & The Trolley

07 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Do you share Joanne's joy at 'the trolley' being wheeled down the aisle of a train or plane? Perhaps you are as angry as she is if there isn't one. Vo...

MTGM EXTRA! "Am I turning my boyfriend into my Dad?"

05 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Joanne reckons it's time for a new item on MTGM... Welcome to "The Culture Pocket". Who knows whether it'll last, but it's something to do. Plus, a co...

Oíche Mhaith, 30D & Let Them Off

28 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

How's your Irish? If the title doesn't make sense to you, it will soon. This week, Joanne has cracked the mystery of the spinning Taoisigh and Vogue i...

MTGM EXTRA! "Don't judge me."

26 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Vogue has something to tell Joanne which may cause a small amount of jealousy... Let's see how that goes. Plus, eye bags, a negroni and some melatonin...

Skiing, Phone Theft & A Colonoscopy

21 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Vogue doesn't just ski... She rescues those in need, she jumps, she twists... She does it all. Away from the slopes, Joanne turned down a PR opportuni...

MTGM EXTRA! "I won't feel that excitement again in this lifetime."

19 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This week, it's time for Vogue & Joanne to do some Googling about periods and what's ACTUALLY going on every month. Do we all actually know enough...

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue...

14 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Joanne has pulled out all the stops for Valentines Day and everyone around her is being showered with love... Sort of. Also, Vogue bought a glass of c...

MTGM EXTRA! "I don't hear from him for a solid 24 hours."

12 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Joanne has still not delivered Vogue's Christmas presents to her, so that's a thing. Vogue takes the opportunity to do the annual test of whether or n...

God Bless...

07 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Who's watched the Boyzone documentary?? Don't worry, because Vogue & Joanne have! Plus, what did Joanne take in Cape Town and how much did it cost...

MTGM EXTRA! "Do I cut and run?"

05 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

As promised, Vogue & Joanne are diving head first into the drama between Blake Lively and Justin Baldoni... Oh. My. Word. Plus, should you call i...

Leo, Bodysuits & Running Times

31 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Where does Chat GPT get off? Yet again, it's taking shots at the expense of this podcast and it's not on. Joanne, still in Cape Town, has a great idea...

MTGM EXTRA! "I'm anxious about our future."

29 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Vogue & Joanne decide that the best time to identify each other's red flags is whilst the mics are live and the pod is recording. WHY NOT?! Plus, ...

Wandsworth Prison, Brad Pitt & Intruders Downstairs

24 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

There are more updates from Joanne in Cape Town this week. They are as fantastic as you'd imagine. Meanwhile, back in the UK, Vogue might have some ex...

MTGM EXTRA! "I'm sure the sex will come back."

22 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Joanne went to a very fancy restaurant this week, but she and Vogue agree that when it gets too fancy, it's a bit much. Plus, a husband who didn't des...

TikTok Trolls, 'Queueing' & Feet

17 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The topics for discussion just keep coming this week... Joanne's PT sessions in Cape Town, a huge accusation flying around on TikTok, the queue for Bo...

MTGM EXTRA! "It's all WAY too vigorous..."

15 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

How's it going for Joanne in Cape Town? How's the dating scene? Find out! If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to [email protected]...

Cape Town, Petty Neighbours & The Alps

10 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It's another international effort this week. Vogue is in The Alps and Joanne is in Cape Town! Find out what happened when Vogue was spied on by a neig...

MTGM EXTRA! "Sex is off the cards."

08 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

An email this week from a straight male listener, proving that they DO exist! Meanwhile, Vogue vows to be more Joanne and Joanne is fielding questions...

Gwendolyn Markievicz McNally

03 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The Christmas decorations are barely even down (Vogue's are... Obviously) and they're back to it. Joanne has tales from a mad Christmas lunch whilst V...

MTGM EXTRA! "He doesn't want me to visit."

18 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

It's the last episode of 2024 from Vogue & Joanne, but don't worry - they never leave you for long. This week, they look ahead to their resolution...

MORE Christmas Presents, Leopard Print & Ultra Dark Tan

13 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

There was a small delay this week, whilst Vogue was so ill she couldn't get out of bed. She rallied in the end and it was back to business. WHAT has h...

MTGM EXTRA! "His ex is a 10/10..."

11 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

When you check out his dating history and see his ex was a knockout, it's never great - but does it actually matter?? Plus, narcissistic personality d...

No Bra, Ice Skating & Big Mouth!

06 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Just before they headed out for their Christmas do, Vogue & Joanne had things that needed to be said... Why would someone take you ice skating on ...

MTGM EXTRA! "He was speaking to another girl... Which he denied."

04 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

It's getting to the business end of things with Vogue on the Christmas special of Strictly Come Dancing... But Gigi doesn't care. Meanwhile, Joanne ha...

Sinkholes, New Best Friend & A Public Toilet

29 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

You know how Vogue always starts on about Winter Wonderland at this time of year? It's a tradition! Well, it turns out Joanne has never known what she...

MTGM EXTRA! "I'm not even convinced he knows my name..."

27 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Have you ever heard of the Irish Farmer Calendar? This week, Vogue is making sure you have. Plus, Joanne is getting properly organised and a listener ...

Treating Myself

22 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Joanne loves a treat... Don't we all!? Vogue loves a treat too, but she also loves being told she runs fast and hearing about the most ridiculous reas...

MTGM EXTRA! "Is she going to be a problem?"

20 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This week, a disturbing tale from Vogue's childhood where she tickled an unnamed victim until they could literally take no more. Plus, Joanne half-hea...

Flashers, Martha Stewart & Just "O"

15 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Vogue is offering her DIY services to Joanne this week, but never mind OOO, Joanne is just "O". If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email...

MTGM EXTRA! "You got played."

13 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This week, we catch up with Joanne in Cork, the morning after she'd been out galavanting with everyone's favourite Drag Queen, Davina Devine. Meanwhil...

Brat, AI & Peanut The Squirrel

08 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This week, there's just too much to get through. What CAN'T AI do? Who is Peanut? Why are people talking about 'brat' again and is Channing Tatum your...

MTGM EXTRA! "Love at first sight... For me."

06 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

So, Joanne is back from the States for a christening and Vogue can't believe what she's hearing. Plus, early Christmas decorating and a tricky situati...

Chatting On The Plane, Halloween & Being On Call

01 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Joanne has traded New York City for Los Angeles, she's living her best life and Vogue is back in Howth specifically for Halloween... She'll explain.If...

MTGM EXTRA! "A big fat crush."

30 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Still in New York, Joanne has made new friends and it sounds like she's never coming home. Back on this side of the Atlantic, Vogue had a cancelled in...

Colin Farrell, Condoms & The Subway

25 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

After this many years of talking about him on the podcast, it was going to happen sooner or later... But was it Vogue, or Joanne who bumped into Colin...

MTGM EXTRA! "My friends all say conflicting things..."

23 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This week... SHOCK... Joanne has lost something in NYC, but what is it and how important could it be? Meanwhile, Vogue has a fact about dinosaurs and ...

Megalopolis, Catwalks & A Very Long Tongue

18 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Joanne's time in Washington D.C is nearly up and it's time for her to head back to New York City, before waving goodbye to the States. Meanwhile, Vogu...

MTGM EXTRA! "We shouldn't be together."

15 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

So that's it... The North American shows are done! Vogue is back in the UK and Joanne has stayed on for a stint in Washington D.C and there's an inter...

Glowing, Lost Luggage & The Underbite

10 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

SO, we're travelling back in time since the bonus on Wednesday... Stay with it... Vogue is about to get on the plane to New York City and Joanne is al...

MTGM EXTRA! "Cards on the table... Let's get real."

09 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

So try and get this into your mind... This bonus was recorded AFTER the episode that you will eventually hear on FRIDAY. It's a full time travel thing...

Amalfi, Gen Z & Charity

03 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Picture this... Vogue is on a balcony on the Amalfi coast, Joanne is in her flat in London... But they're both wearing STATEMENT sunglasses. Plus, why...

MTGM EXTRA! "Did I mention, he's a fireman?!"

01 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Thoughts turn to rebounds this week. Is it good to have one? Be one? Can anything come out of one? Plus, Gearoid's knitting, history references and Jo...

Hoof Shoes, Cuffing Auditions & #TeamRuth

26 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

You know if you hear your friend sing a bit and you go "oh my god that was amazing..." Well, listen out for that moment today. Plus, Vogue's joined th...

MTGM EXTRA! "I've got no patience for it."

24 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

It's time to get back into that inbox. What should you do if his friends are just rubbish?? Plus... Wise words from a pastor and whether or not Vogue ...

Never Live It Down: Katherine Ryan

24 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Vogue’s brand new Global Original podcast has just launched, and we think you’re going to love it!Vogue is sitting down with all your favourite fa...

Introducing: Never Live It Down!

20 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This is a brand new Global Original podcast we think you’ll love!We’ve all had those moments in life – you know the ones where just as you’re ...

Witchy Boot Season, Marrying Yourself & Being A Catch

20 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

They're back, even if you thought they were gone forever! (That was Joe's fault...) As you'd imagine, there's a lot to catch up on. We were all wrong...

MTGM EXTRA! "BYE!"

04 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This week, a love bombing farmer withdraws contact after a screenshot alert. Plus, who got Oasis tickets and collabs that will last beyond the grave.I...

Spencer's Record, Oasis & A Roman Burglar

30 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

With Spencer having completed a remarkable feat, a response from Vogue & Joanne is only right. Plus, the Oasis comeback, Macklemore and whether or...

MTGM EXTRA! "I hate scarves. I'm very against them"

27 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This week Vogue and Joanne help a listener who may just be being strung along by a married man... Plus, Ryan Reynolds' exes, and Pierce Brosnan.If you...

Salad Bars, Roasted by Chat GPT & Being Demure

22 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This week Vogue & Joanne get roasted by Chat GPT, assess their 'demurity', chat dildos, ingenious salad bars & finally discuss the Molly Mae a...

MTGM EXTRA! "I suppose you would call us swingers..."

21 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In the interest of ever-broadening their horizons, Vogue & Joanne have an email from someone making the case for the dating app aimed at 'open min...

Spencer, Spies & A Banana To The Face

16 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Vogue & Joanne give their closing thoughts on the Paris Summer Olympics and Joanne enjoyed them so much, she's off to Paris. Plus, a tattoo and so...

MTGM EXTRA! "Not my finest moment."

14 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Never underestimate the power of a curly blowdry. Here endeth the lesson. If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to [email protected]...

I'm Really Feeling Myself

08 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

It's important to give yourself credit when it's due, and Joanne is feeling herself at the moment. Plus, huge love for the Olympics, ayahuasca and too...

MTGM EXTRA! "What is a relationship without trust?"

06 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This week, there's some pretty hefty fact-checking to do. Brace yourself. Plus, pottery classes, stolen goods and what to do to get over someone. If ...

Rap Embarrassment, Jon Bon Jovi & The Olympics

02 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

It's an outrageous one this week. Liam Gallagher, Kim Cattrall, Russell Crowe, Jon Bon Jovi and a couple of Olympians who've made Ireland proud. Plus,...

MTGM EXTRA! "The three date ride!"

30 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This week... A first date story that's either wholesome and old school, or a red flag. You be the judge! Plus, London Taxi's for personal use, going o...

Big News, Pilates & Trad Wives

26 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This week, Joanne has big news and Vogue wonders if she should have been a gymanst. Plus, Mrs World, pregnancy p*rn, blocking exes and some recommenda...

MTGM EXTRA! "It'll pass, right?"

23 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This week, some delicious pettiness, some light politics and an extra-marital temptation. If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to h...

It's like in Sex & The City...

18 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

There are very few social, romantic or frankly any other situations that Joanne can't link back to Sex & The City. This episode is proof. Meanwhil...

MTGM EXTRA! "I decided to make the most of an unhinged situation."

17 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This week, Vogue is finally taking Joanne's advice about Bepanthan and there are some belting stories from the emails.If you’d like to get in touch,...

The Corrs, Michael Flatley & Hawk Tuah

11 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

It's official, as far as Vogue is concerned... She's a 'gig person' now. Joanne definitely isn't, but she might become a 'pub quiz person'. If you’...

MTGM EXTRA! "My boyfriend hooked up with Joanne..."

09 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This week, Vogue is onto a psychic who is being forced on pub crawls and Joanne feels seen. Plus, a booty-call ghosting, a boyfriend who won't shut up...

Glastonbury Voice Issues, Scouts & Cycle-To-Work

05 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

It's an episode spanning a whole week this week... You'll hear 10 minutes recorded at the beginning of the week, then Joanne's laptop died forever, fo...

MTGM EXTRA! "Am I being needy?"

03 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This week... Sunglasses, regifting, neediness and ethical porn!If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to [email protected] revie...

Celebrity Mugshots, Missing Parrots & Gay Animals

27 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Things havent been the same for Justin Timberlake since he got a tit out at the superbowl, Joanne muses. Meanwhile Vogue discovers homosexual wildlife...

MTGM EXTRA! "He uses webcam sites..."

25 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

It's a tough one on the email this week. Where's the line?! Plus, Vogue messed up on Gigi's party and Joanne throws down the gauntlet for an Uber-off....

Shyness, Hypnotherapy & Self Serve Checkouts

20 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Joanne is extremely excited about the football. She doesn't care about the games, the teams or the results, but she's noticed a lot of rough and ready...

MTGM EXTRA! "I feel like it's over."

18 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

How did Vogue get on with the flight home? Clue: Not well. Plus, Joanne is raging about being snubbed by the Pope.If you’d like to get in touch, you...

Trinny, Cornrows & Hot Rodent Boyfriends

13 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Hopefully those couple of weeks without Vogue & Joanne flew by, because they're back! With Vogue in Tanzania and Joanne in London, there's plenty ...

MTGM EXTRA! "I didn't know they were legally allowed to eat your face"

28 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This week, everybody fancies Vogue, Joanne gets her face eaten by mosquitos but no bites on Hinge!If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an ema...

Sex Cruise Kittens, Potential Perimenopause & A Burnt A*se

23 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Joannes getting bullied for her burnt ar*e, and hinge is nothing but tumbleweed; but Vogue's got some celebrity selects to cheer her up. If you’d l...

MTGM EXTRA! "How in the f***ing hellfire did I get here?!"

21 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This week, Vogue's on fire and Joanne might have caught Avril's attention. Plus, an epic space-gin tale and a hen costume to remember. If you’d lik...

Banana Theory, The Portal & A Number On A Napkin

16 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Joanne's summer is off to a hell of a start, for a number of reasons. Meanwhile, Vogue's learning a lot about the praying mantis.If you’d like to ge...

MTGM EXTRA! "A bit of gaslighting and a sprinkle of neglect."

14 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This week, Vogue offers her house to Joanne and an emailer needs guidance on whether the sensible lad she's seeing is the right choice.If you’d like...

Breakfast Radio, Magic Mike & A Hearing Test

09 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

The results of Vogue's hearing test are in and they are... Unsurprising. Plus, a meet and greet with Magic Mike and the mad story of Belle Gibson.If y...

MTGM EXTRA! "He's 50..."

08 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This week, the EXTRA is being recorded just before Vogue & Joanne visited your friend and mine, Magic Mike. Plus, the verdict on Vogue's big pink ...

Post Thief, Jedward & How Often Do You Wash?

03 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

So, how often do you wash? Vogue's done a deep dive and she knows all about how often celebrities are doing it. Plus, boyfriend jeans, skinny jeans......

MTGM EXTRA! "Then I heard a yelp..."

30 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

All of the emails you send into [email protected] are fantastic, but this week it's an absolute vintage submission. Plus, a questionable game of 'Smas...

Towels, Fit Girl Summer & The Flicking App

26 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This week: Joanne has towels, a shoutout to Victoria Beckham, the flight that drank the plane dry and preparing for a fit girl summer. If you’d lik...

MTGM EXTRA! "She slapped me, full on in the face!"

24 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Joanne was shocked when Vogue popped up on the screen from Dubai this week and she wasted no time in explaining why. Plus, a fantastic email about sis...

Dating Apps, Workplace Relations & Romantasy

18 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Where to start this week. Cataracts... That's where. Then, dating app profiles, whether or not Vogue is an "island person" and the whole thing with Jo...

MTGM EXTRA! "I almost killed my fella...."

18 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In this weeks bonus, Vogue is using her soft, lady voice and Joanne is NOT charming. Plus, a nut roast nightmare.If you’d like to get in touch, you ...

Tantrums, Flashing & What The Lord Wants

12 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

There's so much on the list this week... Wobblers, an emotional support cat, crypto and a guy who fully ghosted his wife. Let's do it. If you’d lik...

MTGM EXTRA! "I told him I was 7 months pregnant."

10 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Joanne is back from the US and she even considered getting into the psychic scene in LA... Almost. Meanwhile, Vogue is fainting in St Barts. WTF?If yo...

Everyone's In G-Strings!

05 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Apparently, they've a way of doing things in LA, but it's questionable as to whether Joanne is in step. Meanwhile, Vogue is in St Barts with her child...

MTGM EXTRA! "I can't picture my future with anyone else."

03 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This week... Is it Vogue or Joanne who occasionally turns up to a job and finds out they've also booked a 'hand model'? Plus, batch cooking, long-dist...

Rocky, Bepanthen & ANOTHER Incident With A Driver

29 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Joanne is in Philadelphia to kick off her run of American shows and Vogue is having yet more issues with drivers outside her house. What's happened th...

MTGM EXTRA! "Yeah, that was probably too far."

27 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

If you can believe it, the story about Hailey Bieber throwing a tampon has caused a reaction... Apparently, according to your emails, this happens mor...

Mirrors, Easter Bonnets & Open Relationships

22 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Pretty much everything is covered this week... Joanne is watching Game of Thrones 5 years after it ended, Vogue reckons she had an ugly week last week...

MTGM EXTRA! "He is obsessed..."

20 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This week, Joanne was on her way to the Irish Embassy and Vogue did a drunk post on Instagram. GOLD. Plus, an email about a married fella obsessed wit...

A Lump, K-Pop & Bumping Into An Ex

15 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This week, Vogue has your shout outs about bumping into exes and a mad story which (spoiler) ends with tampons being thrown. Meanwhile, Joanne has off...

MTGM EXTRA! "Who cares? We were into it."

13 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This week, as the EXTRA was recorded on Monday morning, Joanne accidentally stayed up all night watching The Oscars. Meanwhile, Vogue gives her views ...

Vegas, Wonka & Getting ID'd

08 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Here they are, back again! Vogue's been off around Ireland, on tour with Spencer and Joanne has been to Las Vegas, of all places...If you’d like to ...

MTGM EXTRA! "Have I wasted my twenties?"

21 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In the last extra instalment before a 2 week break, Vogue has big BAFTA updates after an evening on the red carpet and Joanne has news on her sofa... ...

I feel dirty…

16 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This week, it all escalates VERY quickly, it moves on from Shrove Tuesday and Valentines chat, to a story that you'll wish Joanne never told you. If y...

MTGM EXTRA! "I've always kept it secret..."

14 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Have you ever been turned on by a smell? That's one of the questions from a listener this week. Plus, Joanne has been triggered by a picture and Vogue...

Sex Dungeon, Skin Age & A 'Pop Quiz'

09 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

If you haven't seen Miley at The Grammy's, SEE HER. She's right up their amongst the topics this week. Plus, a spy pigeon, some donuts and some sweaty...