MTGM EXTRA! "A big fat crush."
30 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Still in New York, Joanne has made new friends and it sounds like she's never coming home. Back on t...
Colin Farrell, Condoms & The Subway
25 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
After this many years of talking about him on the podcast, it was going to happen sooner or later......
MTGM EXTRA! "My friends all say conflicting things..."
23 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week... SHOCK... Joanne has lost something in NYC, but what is it and how important could it be...
Megalopolis, Catwalks & A Very Long Tongue
18 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Joanne's time in Washington D.C is nearly up and it's time for her to head back to New York City, be...
MTGM EXTRA! "We shouldn't be together."
15 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
So that's it... The North American shows are done! Vogue is back in the UK and Joanne has stayed on ...
Glowing, Lost Luggage & The Underbite
10 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
SO, we're travelling back in time since the bonus on Wednesday... Stay with it... Vogue is about to ...
MTGM EXTRA! "Cards on the table... Let's get real."
09 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
So try and get this into your mind... This bonus was recorded AFTER the episode that you will eventu...
Amalfi, Gen Z & Charity
03 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Picture this... Vogue is on a balcony on the Amalfi coast, Joanne is in her flat in London... But th...
MTGM EXTRA! "Did I mention, he's a fireman?!"
01 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Thoughts turn to rebounds this week. Is it good to have one? Be one? Can anything come out of one? P...
Hoof Shoes, Cuffing Auditions & #TeamRuth
26 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
You know if you hear your friend sing a bit and you go "oh my god that was amazing..." Well, listen ...
MTGM EXTRA! "I've got no patience for it."
24 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It's time to get back into that inbox. What should you do if his friends are just rubbish?? Plus... ...
Never Live It Down: Katherine Ryan
24 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Vogue’s brand new Global Original podcast has just launched, and we think you’re going to love i...
Introducing: Never Live It Down!
20 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This is a brand new Global Original podcast we think you’ll love!We’ve all had those moments in ...
Witchy Boot Season, Marrying Yourself & Being A Catch
20 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
They're back, even if you thought they were gone forever! (That was Joe's fault...) As you'd imagin...
MTGM EXTRA! "BYE!"
04 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week, a love bombing farmer withdraws contact after a screenshot alert. Plus, who got Oasis tic...
Spencer's Record, Oasis & A Roman Burglar
30 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
With Spencer having completed a remarkable feat, a response from Vogue & Joanne is only right. P...
MTGM EXTRA! "I hate scarves. I'm very against them"
27 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week Vogue and Joanne help a listener who may just be being strung along by a married man... Pl...
Salad Bars, Roasted by Chat GPT & Being Demure
22 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week Vogue & Joanne get roasted by Chat GPT, assess their 'demurity', chat dildos, ingeniou...
MTGM EXTRA! "I suppose you would call us swingers..."
21 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In the interest of ever-broadening their horizons, Vogue & Joanne have an email from someone mak...
Spencer, Spies & A Banana To The Face
16 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Vogue & Joanne give their closing thoughts on the Paris Summer Olympics and Joanne enjoyed them ...
MTGM EXTRA! "Not my finest moment."
14 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Never underestimate the power of a curly blowdry. Here endeth the lesson. If you’d like to get in...
I'm Really Feeling Myself
08 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It's important to give yourself credit when it's due, and Joanne is feeling herself at the moment. P...
MTGM EXTRA! "What is a relationship without trust?"
06 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week, there's some pretty hefty fact-checking to do. Brace yourself. Plus, pottery classes, sto...
Rap Embarrassment, Jon Bon Jovi & The Olympics
02 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It's an outrageous one this week. Liam Gallagher, Kim Cattrall, Russell Crowe, Jon Bon Jovi and a co...
MTGM EXTRA! "The three date ride!"
30 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week... A first date story that's either wholesome and old school, or a red flag. You be the ju...
Big News, Pilates & Trad Wives
26 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Joanne has big news and Vogue wonders if she should have been a gymanst. Plus, Mrs World,...
MTGM EXTRA! "It'll pass, right?"
23 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week, some delicious pettiness, some light politics and an extra-marital temptation. If you’...
It's like in Sex & The City...
18 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
There are very few social, romantic or frankly any other situations that Joanne can't link back to S...
MTGM EXTRA! "I decided to make the most of an unhinged situation."
17 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Vogue is finally taking Joanne's advice about Bepanthan and there are some belting storie...
The Corrs, Michael Flatley & Hawk Tuah
11 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It's official, as far as Vogue is concerned... She's a 'gig person' now. Joanne definitely isn't, bu...
MTGM EXTRA! "My boyfriend hooked up with Joanne..."
09 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Vogue is onto a psychic who is being forced on pub crawls and Joanne feels seen. Plus, a ...
Glastonbury Voice Issues, Scouts & Cycle-To-Work
05 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It's an episode spanning a whole week this week... You'll hear 10 minutes recorded at the beginning ...
MTGM EXTRA! "Am I being needy?"
03 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week... Sunglasses, regifting, neediness and ethical porn!If you’d like to get in touch, you ...
Celebrity Mugshots, Missing Parrots & Gay Animals
27 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Things havent been the same for Justin Timberlake since he got a tit out at the superbowl, Joanne mu...
MTGM EXTRA! "He uses webcam sites..."
25 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It's a tough one on the email this week. Where's the line?! Plus, Vogue messed up on Gigi's party an...
Shyness, Hypnotherapy & Self Serve Checkouts
20 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Joanne is extremely excited about the football. She doesn't care about the games, the teams or the r...
MTGM EXTRA! "I feel like it's over."
18 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
How did Vogue get on with the flight home? Clue: Not well. Plus, Joanne is raging about being snubbe...
Trinny, Cornrows & Hot Rodent Boyfriends
13 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Hopefully those couple of weeks without Vogue & Joanne flew by, because they're back! With Vogue...
MTGM EXTRA! "I didn't know they were legally allowed to eat your face"
28 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week, everybody fancies Vogue, Joanne gets her face eaten by mosquitos but no bites on Hinge!If...
Sex Cruise Kittens, Potential Perimenopause & A Burnt A*se
23 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Joannes getting bullied for her burnt ar*e, and hinge is nothing but tumbleweed; but Vogue's got som...
MTGM EXTRA! "How in the f***ing hellfire did I get here?!"
21 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Vogue's on fire and Joanne might have caught Avril's attention. Plus, an epic space-gin t...
Banana Theory, The Portal & A Number On A Napkin
16 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Joanne's summer is off to a hell of a start, for a number of reasons. Meanwhile, Vogue's learning a ...
MTGM EXTRA! "A bit of gaslighting and a sprinkle of neglect."
14 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Vogue offers her house to Joanne and an emailer needs guidance on whether the sensible la...
Breakfast Radio, Magic Mike & A Hearing Test
09 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The results of Vogue's hearing test are in and they are... Unsurprising. Plus, a meet and greet with...
MTGM EXTRA! "He's 50..."
08 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week, the EXTRA is being recorded just before Vogue & Joanne visited your friend and mine, ...
Post Thief, Jedward & How Often Do You Wash?
03 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
So, how often do you wash? Vogue's done a deep dive and she knows all about how often celebrities ar...
MTGM EXTRA! "Then I heard a yelp..."
30 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
All of the emails you send into [email protected] are fantastic, but this week it's an absolute vint...
Towels, Fit Girl Summer & The Flicking App
26 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week: Joanne has towels, a shoutout to Victoria Beckham, the flight that drank the plane dry an...
MTGM EXTRA! "She slapped me, full on in the face!"
24 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Joanne was shocked when Vogue popped up on the screen from Dubai this week and she wasted no time in...
Dating Apps, Workplace Relations & Romantasy
18 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Where to start this week. Cataracts... That's where. Then, dating app profiles, whether or not Vogue...
MTGM EXTRA! "I almost killed my fella...."
18 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this weeks bonus, Vogue is using her soft, lady voice and Joanne is NOT charming. Plus, a nut roa...
Tantrums, Flashing & What The Lord Wants
12 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
There's so much on the list this week... Wobblers, an emotional support cat, crypto and a guy who fu...
MTGM EXTRA! "I told him I was 7 months pregnant."
10 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Joanne is back from the US and she even considered getting into the psychic scene in LA... Almost. M...
Everyone's In G-Strings!
05 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Apparently, they've a way of doing things in LA, but it's questionable as to whether Joanne is in st...
MTGM EXTRA! "I can't picture my future with anyone else."
03 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week... Is it Vogue or Joanne who occasionally turns up to a job and finds out they've also boo...
Rocky, Bepanthen & ANOTHER Incident With A Driver
29 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Joanne is in Philadelphia to kick off her run of American shows and Vogue is having yet more issues ...
MTGM EXTRA! "Yeah, that was probably too far."
27 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
If you can believe it, the story about Hailey Bieber throwing a tampon has caused a reaction... Appa...
Mirrors, Easter Bonnets & Open Relationships
22 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Pretty much everything is covered this week... Joanne is watching Game of Thrones 5 years after it e...
MTGM EXTRA! "He is obsessed..."
20 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Joanne was on her way to the Irish Embassy and Vogue did a drunk post on Instagram. GOLD....
A Lump, K-Pop & Bumping Into An Ex
15 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Vogue has your shout outs about bumping into exes and a mad story which (spoiler) ends wi...
MTGM EXTRA! "Who cares? We were into it."
13 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week, as the EXTRA was recorded on Monday morning, Joanne accidentally stayed up all night watc...
Vegas, Wonka & Getting ID'd
08 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Here they are, back again! Vogue's been off around Ireland, on tour with Spencer and Joanne has been...
MTGM EXTRA! "Have I wasted my twenties?"
21 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In the last extra instalment before a 2 week break, Vogue has big BAFTA updates after an evening on ...
I feel dirty…
16 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week, it all escalates VERY quickly, it moves on from Shrove Tuesday and Valentines chat, to a ...
MTGM EXTRA! "I've always kept it secret..."
14 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Have you ever been turned on by a smell? That's one of the questions from a listener this week. Plus...
Sex Dungeon, Skin Age & A 'Pop Quiz'
09 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
If you haven't seen Miley at The Grammy's, SEE HER. She's right up their amongst the topics this wee...
MTGM EXTRA! "I looked at his phone."
07 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It's that ol' story this week... 'I looked at his phone.' Look, it's going to happen from time to ti...
Smile Lamp, Saltburn & "Money Saving"
02 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
As you know, this is NOT a financial advice podcast. This week, Vogue is thrilled that it's only a f...
MTGM EXTRA! "Hollywood" - With Aisling Bea
31 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The list of MTGM guests is short, but very distinguished. This week, Vogue & Joanne welcome acto...
New Bra, New Flat & New Cards
26 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Watch out for scams girls... Joanne has just fallen right into one. On the other hand, Vogue is abso...
MTGM EXTRA! "My harness..."
24 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week, both Vogue & Joanne have bought something new. Neither have much interest in, or fond...
Journaling, Blue Monday & Salmon Facials
19 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
There's an awful lot in the news this week... Double lives, Blue Monday (Joanne says this is a PR st...
MTGM EXTRA! "There's an update..."
17 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We all love the emails that come in, but this week there's an UPDATE on an email from last week. Lov...
Golden Globes, Plane Door Plug & Graham Norton
12 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
There are a LOT of topics this week... Jo Koy at the Golden Globes, Jeremy Allen White's new ad, MOR...
MTGM EXTRA! "I hoped it would fizzle out..."
10 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Joanne responds to the fact that she may or may not have shared fake news this week. Plus, more exce...
Ice, Rats & Haggis Crisps
05 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Depending on how you feel about it, Christmas is sadly passed until next time, or it's finally over....
MTGM EXTRA! "And that's when I remembered..."
27 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It's exactly at this point, between Christmas and New Year, when you've no idea what day it is, that...
Christmas Clothes, Lurkers & The In And Out List
22 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It's time to get a hold on what's set to be in and what's definitely OUT for 2024. Because this stuf...
MTGM EXTRA! "Secret Santa!"
20 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Vogue & Joanne always love your emails, but this week you've done particularly well. Get ready f...
No Spoilers!
15 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Vogue gets way too close when it comes to spoilers this week, but fear not, the censor beep keeps it...
MTGM EXTRA! "Daddy..."
13 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It's another midweek MTGM and this time, it's favourite movies, a spew story and a look at the 'Dadd...
Castles, Falcons & Narcissism
08 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The MTGM Live tour is reaching it's final leg, after many thousands of miles, so Vogue & Joanne ...
MTGM EXTRA! "I feel like we shouldn't be together at Christmas..."
06 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Joanne & Vogue are back in the dressing room at The 3Arena in Dublin, for a little bit extra. Ti...
Pleasure At The Fairground
01 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This time, Vogue & Joanne are backstage at The 3Arena in Dublin, talking Hugh Grant, Celebrity M...
MTGM EXTRA! "He FORGOT he was in a relationship..."
29 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Recorded just before MTGM took to the stage at the SSE in Belfast, Vogue & Joanne are back into ...
Death & Taxes
24 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Freshly returned from their Australian tour, Vogue & Joanne are straight back into it. On the ag...
MTGM EXTRA! "He burst into tears..."
08 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Just before they disappear down under, Joanne & Vogue have a look through your emails and the sw...
Strep, AI Software & Trick Or Treaters
03 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Just before they jump on a plane to Oz, Vogue & Joanne got together, despite the fact that Joann...
MTGM EXTRA! "I decided to dress up as a Dementor..."
01 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Joanne and Vogue finally got round to your Halloween emails... And here they are on the 1st of Novem...
Britney's Book & Rainbow Brite
27 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
In true MTGM style, Vogue was beaming in from southern Spain, whilst Joanne did the same from Teneri...
MTGM EXTRA! "I dare you to get the ride, dressed like that."
25 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Your Halloween emails have started to come in and they are predictably hilarious! Plus, Britney's bo...
Madonna, Dermot & Jada
20 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Vogue has been to see Madonna and she's OBSESSED. Meanwhile, Joanne has a big question for her. Plus...
MTGM EXTRA! "When a man marries his mistress, a vacancy opens."
17 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
There's no way that the bed bug situation wasn't going to come up at some point... Plus, a cheated l...
Edibles, Wakes & Seed
12 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
To say that this is an episode like no other, is an understatement. Joanne is still in Canada and th...
MTGM EXTRA! "I'm the worst friend in the world."
10 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
There are sex dreams and then there are... Sex dreams that you really wish you weren't having. This ...
Canada, Candles & Climate Change Pumpkins
06 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Joanne continues to jump around the timezones and this week she's everywhere from Ottawa to the infa...
MTGM EXTRA! "He's off on his stag..."
04 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
We've all heard tales from stags and hens, but what if you're unsure about what might be about to ha...
Pilots, Birthday Cake & Award Winners
29 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
WE'VE WON AN AWARD! Plus, hotel stays, Gigi makes a mess in a marble palace, Vogue's been on the Lat...
MTGM EXTRA! "He always wants it in the shower."
26 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The MTGM UK tour is complete for now, so obviously Vogue has immediately had to find some more work....
Peekaboo, Barbie & Beards
21 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Vogue & Joanne are in Dublin as Vogue takes to the stage with Spencer for the Spencer & Vogu...