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#313: Where the Disses Are Hers and Hers and His

26 Jul 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Come on knock on our door. We've been waiting for you! It's time to talk about the bonkers fight on this week's Real Housewives of Orange County! T...

#312: The Complete Lydiot's Guide To Melbourne

21 Jul 2016

Contributed by Lukas

So much to talk about today: Melbourne is back! The premiere is tomorrow, but we've got the recap today! Then it's on to the latest exploits of RHON...

#311: Jesus Did This

19 Jul 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Timestamps below! Jesus went to a gas station this week to get Ryan’s ex to Vicki’s house to remind RHONJ’s Joe Giudice that he wasn’t resurre...

#310: Disorders and Cover-Ups

14 Jul 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Timestamps below! Bethenny is shocked at being called cold on this week’s Real Housewives of New York, and Golnessa is shocked that anyone would tel...

#309: The New Face of 'Jersey'

12 Jul 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Holy Moly! Tre is home for the holidays! "Real Housewives of New Jersey" is back, and not only are the Giudices reunited, but we've got some new fac...

#308: Lu-zing Her Mind (Special Guest: Matt Whitfield)

08 Jul 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Ronnie is on vacation; so in his place is Watch What Crappens co-founder Matt Whitfield (Yahoo!) to help dish everything from LuAnn to Kathryn. Come ...

#307: The Non Housewives Awards!

05 Jul 2016

Contributed by Lukas

We had a break today from our Real Housewives schedule, so we celebrated by giving the day its own Awards Show. Welcome to the Non Housewives Awards! ...

#306: Game of Calzones

30 Jun 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Grab your stolen pizza plate: we're back with a brand new episode of "Watch What Crappens!" We're talking RHONY, we're talking Below Deck: Med, we'r...

#305: The Return of Judgey Eyes

28 Jun 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Real Housewives of Orange County’s Shannon Beador takes the webs off her judgey eyes for those of us who missed them. Also, the Shahs have fun ruini...

#304: Vulture’s Brian Moylan: The Countess Report

23 Jun 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Vulture’s hilarious Brian Moylan (@BrianJMoylan) joins us for this week’s bloody Real Housewives of New York and Before They Were Housewives: LuAn...

#303: Women on the Verge

22 Jun 2016

Contributed by Lukas

When Bravo airs a season premiere, a season finale, and a reunion within 48 hours, you can be sure of one thing: WOMEN GOING NUTS. We have all the c...

#302: LuAnn Is High On Life!

16 Jun 2016

Contributed by Lukas

"Real Housewives of New York City" is on TV, which means we have another fun podcast. This episode, we discuss the fat tipsy bitches, LuAnn on the ve...

#301: Awaken the Giant Carny Within

15 Jun 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Timestamps below! Real Housewives of Dallas had its first season finale this week, and we celebrate by getting really angry at stuff. Then it’s off ...

#300: 300

09 Jun 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Timestamps below! It’s our 300th! We celebrate by ragging on Bethenny’s hypocrisy on Real Housewives of New York and the douchebaggery on Below De...

#299: Austin Catty Limits (Special Guest Anna David)

08 Jun 2016

Contributed by Lukas

It was the bag of poop that LeeAnne thought she'd never smell again, but little did she know there's nothing the "Real Housewives of Dallas" like to d...

#298: Welcome to the Berserk-shires (Special Guest: Stefanie Wilder-Taylor)

02 Jun 2016

Contributed by Lukas

This may be the mother of all episodes, and not just because we have parenting expert and "For Crying Out Loud" co-host Stefanie Wilder-Taylor joining...

#297: Bridge Baby & the Great Fratsby

31 May 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Timestamps below! Southern Charm went to LA for a week, and they failed miserably in the getting laid department. Fortunately, they arrived home in ti...

#296: Sloppy Seconds and Turds

26 May 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Timestamps below! Today’s episode is a huge heaping of Ramona’s untrained dog doodoo on The Real Housewives of New York with a side of Tour Group ...

#295: Frito Pie, Felicia

24 May 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Get yer bibs on and load up on the Frito Pie because we're headed to Dallas for the social event of the season! It's a party at Heidi Dillon's house!...

#294: The Rey Agenda

20 May 2016

Contributed by Lukas

This week we meet Rey from "Real Housewives of New York." He's drunk, he's flamboyant, and he thinks you're TRAAAASH, you BITCH! But seriously, we l...

#293: Terrifying Head Cases

18 May 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Timestamps below! This episode centers around head issues. The Real Housewives of Dallas top their hat drama by ripping apart a terrified tall person ...

#292: Brace Yourself

12 May 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Timestamps below! Brace yourself. There’s a war coming. A war over the use GIRL on a product. Hide your children. Real Housewives of New York is a h...

#291: Bourbon Legend

11 May 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Raise your tumblers because we're headed to Charleston for "Southern Charm" where Craig is about to get a dose of reality alongside his sip of bourbon...

#290: Here's To The Ladies Who Lunch

05 May 2016

Contributed by Lukas

It's Cinco De Mayo, and we're celebrating by making fun of our favorite Bravo stars. First we open the Bravo Mailbag and unleash some crazy scenarios...

#289: Don’t Throw Bunnies if You Live in a Box House

03 May 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Timestamps below! Real Housewives of Dallas threw glasses and heard dog talk, Southern Charm skated on by with a non invite, and Shahs’ MJ found her...

#288: Heather McDonald is Sorry For Being Manipulative

29 Apr 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Timestamps below! Heather McDonald is in da house for some RHOBH Reunion Part 2 talk and a bit of RHONY. She also tells us about meeting Erika Jayne a...

#287: Violating Bow Code

27 Apr 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Fair warning: bow at this episode. See how THAT goes. If you take a bow at this episode, we'll bow right back! BOW AT US! BOW AT US! And while yo...

#286: Don't Have a Skinny Cow, Man

22 Apr 2016

Contributed by Lukas

We've got nearly three hours of Bravo discussion for you to enjoy today. First up, the "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" reunion. It's Yolanda vs. ...

#285: Fecal Hatter

19 Apr 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Wipe the poop off your head because we got a fun show today! First we hit up "Dallas" for a hat scandal like none other. Then it's the return of Vid...

#284: Own it, Back it Up, and Cut the Chicanery

14 Apr 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Timestamps below! Real Housewives of Beverly Hills had their finale this week, and the non issue is now more confusing than ever. Southern Charm disse...

#283: Velvet Splatter, Fraudulent Slips, and The Mimicker

12 Apr 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Timestamps below! Real Housewives of Dallas drinks some Jesus Juice, and we’re completely in. Shahs of Sunset returned to be awful to each other whi...

#282: Return of the Head Betch: Partying With Matt Whitfield

07 Apr 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Timestamps below! Real Housewives of New York made a hilarious return this week, and so did our bestie and former co-host Matt Whitfield of Yahoo (@li...

#281: Black, White, and Periwinkle

06 Apr 2016

Contributed by Lukas

After our live show at the Improv, our brains our dead, but the show must go on! Here are the timecodes for what we talk about on today's Watch What ...

Erika Jayne Song Leak: I Don’t Give a F**k!

05 Apr 2016

Contributed by Lukas

We here at Crappens know people, ok? We got a very special exclusive leak of Erika Jayne’s new single. IT’S GONNA WIN THE INTERNET. Enjoy! See aca...

BONUS! Crappens Live at the Improv

05 Apr 2016

Contributed by Lukas

We had an amazing time doing our live show at the Hollywood Improv last night. So cool to meet so many of you. We even had lighting. We’re still ama...

#280: It Ain't No Lie — Baby, Dubai Bye Bye

31 Mar 2016

Contributed by Lukas

We're doing this tonight. We're probably gonna start a fight. I know this can't be right. Hey BABY come on! The Lisas are definitely out of sync on...

#279: New Chapsticks and The One Eyed African

29 Mar 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Timestamps below! Real Housewives of Atlanta celebrated their second reunion episode by pulling Kim’s wig, but she instantly forgot about it. The Re...

#278: People’s Couch’s Brandy Howard and Julie Goldman

25 Mar 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Timestamps below! Brandy Howard (@TheBrandyHoward) and Julie Goldman (@MrJulieGoldman) from The People’s Couch and the Vanderpump Rules Aftershow ar...

#277: Practice Galas, Bros, and Carpool Woes

22 Mar 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Timestamps below! The Real Housewives of Atlanta kicked off their month long reunion tour, Top Chef crowned a bro, and The Real Housewives of Potomac ...

#276: Tongue-Tied and Manipulated

17 Mar 2016

Contributed by Lukas

"Tour Group" is on hiatus, which means we have more time for "Beverly Hills" and "Vanderpump Rules." How much time? Well, we give RHOBH nearly 90 mi...

#275: Fed Up Strays

16 Mar 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Timestamps below! The Real Housewives of Atlanta finished the season with a green Kenya and a Fed raid. Over on RHOP, the arguments over manners conti...

#274: Turtle Racing and Early Bird Toasts

10 Mar 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Timestamps below! Southern Charm is coming back and it’s time to learn their names again. Afterwards, we head over to The Real Housewives of Beverly...

#273: Beaching and Moaning

09 Mar 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Grab your thongs and tongs because we're headed to the glamorous beaches of Delaware! Come join us as we chat about the "Real Housewives of Potomac" ...

#272: Spider Webs, Burger Shame, and Sugaring

04 Mar 2016

Contributed by Lukas

It wouldn't be "Watch What Crappens" if we weren't talking about buttholes, and that's what this episode is all about. From "Real Housewives of Bever...

#271: Brandon, Craig, and The Three Am-Egos

02 Mar 2016

Contributed by Lukas

***This was re-uploaded at 11 PM PST on Tuesday to correct sound issues during the RHONY segment. Sorry! Timestamps below! We’re joined by the adora...

#270: You’ve Got Fail

26 Feb 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Timestamps below! Lisa Vanderpump half ass apologizes yet again on the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and Eileen squints at her while on the udda si...

#269: Reading, Yachting, and MC Jerk Broccoli

24 Feb 2016

Contributed by Lukas

On this episode Ben and Ronnie check in on Kim Fields' reading skills, Karen's passive aggressive yacht party, and the latest rhymes from Top Chef's r...

#268: Munchausen Hunters International

19 Feb 2016

Contributed by Lukas

This episode of "Watch What Crappens" is so hot, we had to evacuate the building. Literally. There was a fire. That's what'll happen when there's ne...

#267: Iyanla, Fix My Wife

17 Feb 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Timestamps below! Peter takes us on a tour of his homeland on Real Housewives of Atlanta while Kenya paddles off in a boat for no reason. Top Chef got...

#266: Liars and Moob Faces Plus RHODallas Preview!

11 Feb 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Timestamps below! Erika Jayne lies her butt off and sends Lisa Rinna into a OWN IT conniption this week on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Newly...

"You're a Stupid Thing To Say (Love Song To Lala)" by DJ JK

10 Feb 2016

Contributed by Lukas

HOT NEW SINGLE! All lyrics based on text messages or insults by James from Vanderpump Rules. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out informatio...

#265: Tossed Salads and Restaurant Wars

10 Feb 2016

Contributed by Lukas

No "Atlanta" or "Potomac" this week; so instead, we're spending extra time with "Vanderpump Rules.' We weigh in on tossed salads, blog launches, and ...

#264: Lisa Vanderpump Is Mad and Wants You To Know

04 Feb 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Lisa Vanderpump is on a rampage this week, scolding Kyle Richards, Jax, and Stassi. Plus, she saves some iciness for Faye Resnick. We cover it all, ...

#263: BBFN *Best Betch For Now

03 Feb 2016

Contributed by Lukas

NeNe is back and she’s making Sheree squeal. Literally. The ladies of Potomac watch children try on bikinis and hug for no reason, and Padma gets dr...

#262: Do You Feel Better Now?

29 Jan 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Faye Resnick returns to Real Housewives of Beverly Hills for the biggest non fight in history. The couples of Newlyweds are still headed towards annul...

#261: You Can't Stop The Beat

27 Jan 2016

Contributed by Lukas

This episode is all about food! We talk about kitchen mind games on "Recipe for Deception," a beat-less brunch on "Real Housewives of Atlanta," crapp...

#260: An Affair To Remember

22 Jan 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Bravo-mania! Kathryn Edwards join RHOBH! Couples bicker on Newlyweds: The First Year! Dawn throws a terrible dinner party on Real Housewives of Che...

#259: Rules, Fools and Southern Drools

20 Jan 2016

Contributed by Lukas

New Real Housewives on the culdesac! The Real Housewives of Potomac are here, and they’re full of rules for you to follow. The Real Housewives of At...

#258: Old Babies

15 Jan 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Bethenny’s back to stir some poo on this week’s Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, and this time she shames the wrong ho. The Real Housewives of Ch...

#257: Literally, Crapping on Bravo

13 Jan 2016

Contributed by Lukas

This week: crapping on Bravo. Literally. We watch Jax poop on "Vanderpump Rules." Need we say more? Of course we do! Here's the rundown: 00:00:00 ...

#256: Simply The Breasts

08 Jan 2016

Contributed by Lukas

We go deep with "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills," "Real Housewives of Cheshire," and the second episode of "Newlyweds: The First Year" 00:00:00 - In...

#255: Hanky Panky Marriage Fails

06 Jan 2016

Contributed by Lukas

It’s the first episode of 2016, and what better way to celebrate than by laughing at terrible marriages that will never last! They’re littering ou...

#254: Awards Special: The 2015 Crappies

01 Jan 2016

Contributed by Lukas

We celebrate the end of a hilarious 2015 with our annual tribute to all things Crappens. Welcome to the 2015 Crappies!! ------------------- Subscribe ...

#253: DonJuan's Pink Panties and Ariana's Journal

29 Dec 2015

Contributed by Lukas

It's a very special episode of "Watch What Crappens." Ronnie's drunk, Ben's caffeinated, and it's very late at night. No wonder there are tangents a...

#252: Horses, Ducks, and Bitches

24 Dec 2015

Contributed by Lukas

It was a veritable menagerie of animals on Bravo this week: little horses on "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills," scampering ducks on "Real Housewives ...

#251: Ham Moons Over Miami and the Great Chilean Sea Bass Debate

22 Dec 2015

Contributed by Lukas

Time Codes: Opening: Steve Harvey and Miss Columbia and earbud manners on planes. Real Housewives of Atlanta: 11:35 Vanderpump Rules 1:19:25 It’s Ch...

#250: Inbred Branded Not Pregnant Donkeys

18 Dec 2015

Contributed by Lukas

Time Codes: Opening and Crappens Mailbag: Kim Comparisons, Richard Blaise’s stupid hair, Yolanda’s horse allowance. 36:15 RHOBH: Midget pregnant d...

#249: SUR WARS

16 Dec 2015

Contributed by Lukas

It's the blockbuster event that all of America is talking about: "Watch What Crappens" visits SUR! Come listen as we tell stories of Tom and Tom and...

#248: Tuscan Ail

11 Dec 2015

Contributed by Lukas

We cordially invite you, then disinvite you, then reinvite you to listen to the latest episode of our podcast. Here's what's in store: 00:00:00 - Int...

#247: Top Heifers & Brah Wizards of Oz

09 Dec 2015

Contributed by Lukas

This week, we get back on the sinking rental boat that is Real Housewives of Atlanta before checking in on Rocky #2 over at Top Chef. Then it's time f...

#246: Yolanda in the Lyme Light; Also, Inside the 'Top Chef' Premiere

03 Dec 2015

Contributed by Lukas

Big episode today! We cover the "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" premiere, give the inside scoop about the "Top Chef" premiere, make ridiculous imp...

#245: Boat Fights and Cocky Busboys; Also, Yolanda and David Foster Split

02 Dec 2015

Contributed by Lukas

Ben and Ronnie have reunited after a Thanksgiving week apart! Here's the episode rundown! 00:00 Intro 15:00 Atlanta Recap 33:50 Mike & Jessica (S...

#244: Wayl Brahd in Shesha & Bonus Hour w Katie Cazorla

27 Nov 2015

Contributed by Lukas

Ben Mandelker (The Banter Blender) and Ronnie Karam (TrashTalkTV) are back together again to butcher the accents on Real Housewives of Cheshire. Follo...

#243: Way Below Deck: Behind the Scenes w/ Producer Nadine Rajabi and Kate Chastain

26 Nov 2015

Contributed by Lukas

It’s Thanksgiving, and Heaven will be getting hugs and a thank you card for this season of Below Deck. Kate Chastain (Head Betch in Charge of BD) an...

#242: Siriusly, Y’all! With Katie Cazorla and Julia Cunningham

25 Nov 2015

Contributed by Lukas

Ben is still out, so Ronnie called a couple more hilarious chicas to laugh our butts off at the ole Bravs this holiday season. Julia Cunningham from E...

#241: Special RHOA XLG Episode with Angie Thomas!

25 Nov 2015

Contributed by Lukas

Ben is out of town for the week, so Ronnie calls on some friends to talk crap about Bravo. First up is a gigantic episode all about The Real Housewive...

#240: Caught Between a Rocky and a Hard Place

19 Nov 2015

Contributed by Lukas

The season 3 finale of "Below Deck" ended with some good ol' fashioned slut shaming, thanks to Eddie the bosun. First he denied that he'd slept with ...

#239: Be Nice to LaLa!

18 Nov 2015

Contributed by Lukas

Lisa Vanderpump takes a ho under Hanky's wing on Vanderpump Rules and Hollywood has been good to Kenya on Real Housewives of Atlanta. Enjoy, and don't...

#238: Don't Look For Gifts in the Horse's Mouth

13 Nov 2015

Contributed by Lukas

(**re-uploaded! If you had ish, this is a fresh upload. ;) )Rocky has ten more breakdowns in a mermaid tail this week on Below Deck, Ladies of London ...

#237: Going Château-to-Toe with Shereé

11 Nov 2015

Contributed by Lukas

We talk about the return of "Real Housewives of Atlanta" from Cynthia's marital problems to Shereé's Kenya problem. Then it's on to "Vanderpump Rule...

#236: Still Hot: Ladies of London Special

07 Nov 2015

Contributed by Lukas

ll Ladies of London Special Episode! We spent so much time talking to the queen Kate Chastain (Below Deck) that we had to skip LOL. It was too fabulou...

#235: Two Hours with Kate Chastain of 'Below Deck'

05 Nov 2015

Contributed by Lukas

Hey "Below Deck" fans (Deckies??), get excited: we have over two hours with Kate Chastain, the first stew and reigning snark master of "Below Deck!" ...

#234: Casseroles, Nose Cripples & Whistlers

04 Nov 2015

Contributed by Lukas

Turns out Vicki lied about cancer for some sex and possible sympathy casseroles. Called it! Also, Vanderpump Rules is back to terrorize your senses wi...

#233: Dick Pics, Dick Vicks and Girthy Hicks

29 Oct 2015

Contributed by Lukas

We have a secret dick pic! Classy! Also, Vicki's gross on the second Real Housewives of Orange County reunion, the Ladies of London get into a manners...

#232: Gossiping About Bravo Stars With Heather McDonald

27 Oct 2015

Contributed by Lukas

Comedienne Heather McDonald ("Juicy Scoop", "Chelsea Lately") joins Ronnie Karam (trashtalktv.com) and Ben Mandelker (bsideblog.com, "The Banter Blend...

#231: Burnt Popcorn, Moldy Boxes, and One Angry Dane

23 Oct 2015

Contributed by Lukas

This week we discuss the burgeoning feud between Marissa and Caroline F. on "Ladies of London," and we can assure you this kerfuffle won't be dying do...

#230: Jesus Jugs, Jesus Thugs & Jesus Shrugs

20 Oct 2015

Contributed by Lukas

The Real Housewives of Orange County Twenty Episode Reunion kicks off this week. Ben Mandelker (bsideblog, The Banter Blender) and Ronnie Karam (Trash...

#229: Coffee Table Me and Lucky Pesto You

15 Oct 2015

Contributed by Lukas

Longest episode ever. It’s cuz Lyme is contagious. Ladies of London gets a full hour fifteen. Why? COFFEE TABLE ME. After watching Caroline try to s...

#228: Are You There God? It's Me, Tamra.

13 Oct 2015

Contributed by Lukas

"The Real Housewives of Orange County" had a come-to-Jesus moment as Tamra Barney was baptized in a hotel swimming pool amongst her closest frenemies....

#227: Fighting Americans, and Fun with Beef Cheeks

09 Oct 2015

Contributed by Lukas

Grab your JUB Balls because there's more fighting on "Ladies of London." This time the Americans are bickering over who gets to be Caroline's friend....

#226: Lost in a Butt

06 Oct 2015

Contributed by Lukas

Amazing Housewives music! Plus: Shannon thinks she has something up her butt. Is it real? Or is it a piece of ghost plastic? And what does David think...

#225: Social Terrorism and Naked Maids

01 Oct 2015

Contributed by Lukas

Caroline Stansbury assaults another cast member with her unicorn hump and all hell breaks loose. Juliet might not be invited to har parties now. The c...

#224: Truth, Justice, and Lettuce Cups

30 Sep 2015

Contributed by Lukas

There's a tempest in a lettuce cup this week on "Real Housewives of Orange County." Shannon and Vicki are drifting, Brooks has a dubious medical reco...

#223: Julie's Unbelievable Bawls

24 Sep 2015

Contributed by Lukas

Grab your passports because it's time to go back to England. It's New Years on "Ladies of London," and everyone's having a blast until Caroline makes ...

#222: Just Call Brooks

22 Sep 2015

Contributed by Lukas

Ben Mandelker (bsideblog, Banter Blender) and Ronnie Karam (TrashTalkTV) are live on Perisocope today to talk crap about Brook?s possible cancer on Re...

#221: Post Traumatic Fruits

17 Sep 2015

Contributed by Lukas

Ben Mandelker (bsideblog, Banter Blender) and Ronnie Karam (TrashTalkTV) start this lovely episode off with talk of Thomas Ravenall's sperm still work...

#220: Because Knowledge

16 Sep 2015

Contributed by Lukas

The quest for knowledge is never complete, and no one knows that more that Meghan King Edmonds, resident gumshoe of "Real Housewives of Orange County....

#219: Unsweet Caroline and a 'Below Deck' Conch-troversy

10 Sep 2015

Contributed by Lukas

"Ladies of London" is back, and Caroline is colder than ever. In other words, we love her. Ronnie Karam (trashtalktv.com) and Ben Mandelker (bsideblog...

#218: TY for the Car, Still Hate Your Man

08 Sep 2015

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Watch What Crappens, Ben (bsideblog, The Banter Blender) and Ronnie Karam (TrashTalkTV) spend quality time at the Beador Family Eatery ta...

#217: Ring Around the Dinner Theater

03 Sep 2015

Contributed by Lukas

Ben Mandelker (bsideblog, Banter Blender) and Ronnie Karam (TrashTalkTV) have some fun times with Below Deck and My Drab 40th and had extra time to ta...