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#415 RHOA: Triflin’ Alhoa
20 Mar 2017
Contributed by Lukas
The Real Housewives try and have a good time on their last day in Maui, but triflin’ memories come back to haunt them. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://ww...
#414: It's a RHONY Preview Episode, Okaaaay?
17 Mar 2017
Contributed by Lukas
"Real Housewives of New York" is so special to us that we just HAD to devote an entire episode to the new trailer. Join us as we dissect the preview ...
#413 Summer House: The Final Carl (?)
16 Mar 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Summer House comes to an end. Will Kyle lose his relationship over an argument about Justin Bieber? Will Carl finally be a man a twin can count on? Wi...
#412 RHOBH: Junk Boat Wars
15 Mar 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Welp, Dorit pushed and prodded, and at long last Erika Jayne cracked. And it all happened on a junk boat. Yes, it was the long-awaited Hong Kong vac...
#411 PumpRules: The Missing Daryls
14 Mar 2017
Contributed by Lukas
LaLa returns to SUR after spending time with her mama, and Tom and Katie learn the limits of Venmo. Also, there are surprise triplets on their way! Or...
#410 RHOA: Restoration Disservice
13 Mar 2017
Contributed by Lukas
So many intense things happening on Real Housewives of Atlanta this week. First, it's the conclusion of Kandi and Porsha's sex dungeon fight. Then w...
#409 SummerHouse: Everybody Hates Cris(tina)
10 Mar 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Breaking news! Reporter Gibson is officially the most hated reporter/guest on "Summer House." At least, that's what this latest episode would indica...
#408 RHOA: Dungeons and Dragons
09 Mar 2017
Contributed by Lukas
The dungeon fight comes to a head on Real Housewives of Atlanta, but one big question remains: “You got baseboards in your dungeon?” Enjoy! Subscr...
#407 RHOBH: MommyI$$uz3
08 Mar 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Erika Jayne opens up to us about her mommy issues, Rinna tries to get her dog to sit down, and Kyle throws herself a Fat Jewish party. Enjoy! Subscrib...
#406 VPR: Stop! Or My Boss Will Photo Shoot!
08 Mar 2017
Contributed by Lukas
It's getting down to the wire for Katie and Tom, and it looks like some encouragement from Lisa Vanderpump will save the day! Or maybe a photo shoot ...
#405 Top Chef: Sad Tea Flanale
06 Mar 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Top Chef’s season comes to an end. There will wah wah wahs, droll yays, and of course, Mommy Complex Flan. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.co...
#404 Summer House: Twinjured
03 Mar 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Christina and Stephen stir the pot on Summer House, and one of our fave gets twinjured. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens ...
#403 Married2Med: 50 Shades of Recurrent Decay
02 Mar 2017
Contributed by Lukas
"Married To Medicine" finished out its season on a high note. Or was it a low note? Either way, it was part 2 of the reunion, and we learned that Ja...
#402 RHOBH: Tiny Cheesecake Tasting Party FROM HELL!!!
01 Mar 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Sometimes you just have to take it on the chin. And that's what Rinna did on this week's Real Housewives of Beverly Hills as she 'fessed up to making...
#401 PumpRules: Love Spins
28 Feb 2017
Contributed by Lukas
The Vanderpump Rules gang wraps up their relationship destroying trip to New Orleans, and the best couple of the show finally shares a kiss. Enjoy! Su...
#400 TopChef: One Day You're Mayan, The Next Day You're Out
28 Feb 2017
Contributed by Lukas
It's our 400th episode!! And what better way to celebrate than by recapping one of Bravo's best and oldest shows - "Top Chef"? Ben and Ronnie break d...
#399 SummerHouse: Kate Casey Crossover Episode!
24 Feb 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Here's something interesting for your Friday: we did a crossover with Kate Casey of "Reality Life with Kate Casey." Basically, we went to her studio,...
#398 RHOA & Married2Med: Closet Wars
23 Feb 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Timestamps below! Who’s the biggest lesbian of The Real Housewives of Atlanta? And will Heavenly ever get an apology for being called an alcoholic o...
#397 RHOBH: Broken Hamster
22 Feb 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Rinna’s getting an award from a charity, but will the ladies of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills ease up on her painful Rinnazheimers Disease? A...
#396 PumpRules: Sia Later, Alligator!
21 Feb 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Comedians Julie Goldman and Brandy Howard ("The People's Couch") join Ben and Ronnie for a raucous recap of a raucous episode of "Vanderpump Rules." W...
#395 Top Chef: Tequila Valley Ranch
21 Feb 2017
Contributed by Lukas
It’s the Top Chef finals, and there’s lots and lots of tequila! Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, r...
#394 Summer House: Geek Love
17 Feb 2017
Contributed by Lukas
The twins’ family comes for a visit and Lindsay and Everett find something incredibly stupid to fight about. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon....
#393 RHOA & Married2Med: Dipping In The Lady Pond
16 Feb 2017
Contributed by Lukas
The glamping trip of RHOA continues with an epic episode that starts with a campfire and ends with a flame out as the women hash everything out -- all...
#392 RHOBH: Disown It, Baby!!
15 Feb 2017
Contributed by Lukas
It'll be a while before Lisa RInna lives this episode of "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" down. Big lips came down with a case of Dorititis and full...
#391 PumpRules: Beads to the Face
14 Feb 2017
Contributed by Lukas
The Vanderpump Rules kids head to NOLA for a joint bachelor/bachelorette party and someone takes some well deserved beads to the face. Enjoy! Subscrib...
#390 TopChef: Padma, Roll Up The Partition Please
14 Feb 2017
Contributed by Lukas
We're getting down to the nitty gritty on "Top Chef: Charleston," and with four contestants left, the slightest mistake will get someone sent home. A...
#389 SummerHouse: Oh How the Worm Has Interned
10 Feb 2017
Contributed by Lukas
The Great Intern War of 2017 rages on! "Summer House" continues to revel in the most petty arguments, and that's what we love about it. This week, C...
#388: Ladies of London: Vacating the Throne
09 Feb 2017
Contributed by Lukas
We’re very politely sad as Caroline Stanbury says goodbye to the Ladies of London. Who will take her throne? Julie calls shotgun! Subscribe at http:...
#387 RHOBH: Mexican Dewigcapitation
08 Feb 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Timestamps below! The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills go to Mexico and Lisa Rinna’s wig cap is decapitated. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon....
#386 PumpRules: Ground Control to Model Tom
07 Feb 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Tom Sandoval is going to infinity and beyond! Or at least Peter's roof. Our fave Vanderpump Rules bartender/model/musician is getting back in touch ...
#385 Top Chef & Married2Med: Mash Up Marriage
06 Feb 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Timestamps below! Top Chef played with mashup brunch and it did not end well. Speaking of things that won’t end well, Lisa Nicole puts her marriage ...
#384 Summer House & Married2Med: Katie Cazorla, St. Barths, and Quad Day!
03 Feb 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Katie Cazorla (E!’s Second Wives Club, @thepaintednail) joins us to rag on the roommate squabbles of Summer House before we attend Quad’s birthday...
#383 Ladies of London: A Midsummer Night's Scream
02 Feb 2017
Contributed by Lukas
We're feeling puckish for today's recap of "Ladies of London," which has the women celebrating Swedish Midsummer's Eve. There's herring, gravlax, and...
#382 RHOBH: Hugs, Drugs, and Jitterbugs; Special Guest: Heather McDonald
02 Feb 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Comedian Heather McDonald (Juicy Scoop) joins us once again to discuss the latest Great Gatsby / Rinna BBQ sitch on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills! ...
#381 PumpRules: Wiggy Pie Ambush
01 Feb 2017
Contributed by Lukas
James almost gets to play victim on this week’s Vanderpump Rules but ruins it with good ole fashioned misogyny and pie references. There’s no savi...
#380 TopChef & RHOA: Icebox Cake, Glamping, and Curtis Stone
30 Jan 2017
Contributed by Lukas
We're talking "Top Chef" and "RHOA" today. We start with blind taste tests and lackluster icebox cakes on TC. Then it's on to glamping madness on Re...
#379: Checking in with Dame Brian Moylan; Also, Summer House & Married to Medicine
27 Jan 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Our 5th anniversary celebration week draws to a close today with a special visit from Dame Brian Moylan (vulture.com), who joins us to talk about the ...
#378 Ladies of London: Rowing Rows
26 Jan 2017
Contributed by Lukas
There’s a Ladies of London row at the Regatta and we meet Caroline Stanbury’s non cuddly mom. Also, Fleming steals holy water from the Vatican. En...
#377 RHOBH: Crappens 5th Anniversary w/ Lisa Rinna & Matt Whitfield
25 Jan 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Timestamps below! The Crappens boys have a dream come true for their fifth anniversary: Lisa Rinna, BABY! Then, Matt Whitfield from Yahoo! joins for a...
#376 PumpRules: Roasts & Residencies; Special Guest Amy Phillips
25 Jan 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Tom throws a fundRAGER, Jax gets roasted, and James has a residency. All these exciting updates and more as special guest Amy Phillips ("Reality Chec...
#375 Top Chef and RHOA: Twirl Camp for Thirsty Children W Latitude
23 Jan 2017
Contributed by Lukas
It’s the annual Restaurant Wars episode of Top Chef. Who will drown? Over on The Real Housewives of Atlanta, Kenya and Phaedra hold a Twirl Camp for...
#374 Summer House & Married2Med: Ho-Dependence Day
20 Jan 2017
Contributed by Lukas
It’s Independence Day on Summer House, and Kyle’s surrounded by hos he’s made out with. Also, he’s wearing a mullet. The Married to Medicine l...
#373 Ladies of London: Kilt Trip
19 Jan 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Warm up the haggis: more Scotland awaits! The "Ladies of London" are still in their Scottish castle, and here's a shocker — they're getting along! ...
#372 RHOBH: If You Don't Look Sober, We Don't Look Sober
18 Jan 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Eden wants to get to know Kyle REAL BAD, but we're not sure the feeling is mutual. Plus, Erika goes to Greece, Dorit goes to The Huntley, and Lisa go...
#371 PumpRules: Taco Tower Terrorist
17 Jan 2017
Contributed by Lukas
It’s Katie’s bridal shower, and someone is accused of being a terrorist. Also, Brit’s mom tries to introduce Jesus to Jax and Scheanna buys lots...
#370 TopChef/RHOA: Zodiac Killer
16 Jan 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Not one, but two surprising eliminations on "Top Chef: Charleston" this week, and we're here to help pick up the pieces. Then it's on to "Real Housew...
#369 Summer House: Summer House, and the Living Is Queasy
13 Jan 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Time to enjoy a wet, THOT American summer. Yes, "Summer House" has arrived, and it's just as vapid and hilarious as you'd imagine. Come join us as w...
#368 Ladies of London: Castle Hunters
11 Jan 2017
Contributed by Lukas
It’s a castle war on Ladies of London, when Caroline Stanbury rents a castle to compete with Jules. Will there be rules? Will there be fights? And w...
#367 RHOBH Game Night: Sorry
11 Jan 2017
Contributed by Lukas
It’s the annual Game Night on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, and to celebrate, Kim Richards is back to make someone play Sorry. Also, Dorit tries...
#366 PumpRules: Look Who's Montauk-ing
10 Jan 2017
Contributed by Lukas
The dueling trips on "Vanderpump Rules" continue this week, and as a special bonus, Stassi et al got to meet the new cast of "Summer House." We cover...
#365 RHOA & Top Chef: Stalkers and Ghosts
09 Jan 2017
Contributed by Lukas
This week’s Real Housewives of Atlanta takes Matt over the line. Will Kenya ever make it to her HUGE job opening one of Peter’s restaurants? Also,...
#364 Married2Med: Closing Mouths
06 Jan 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Married to Medicine enjoys a lovely day at the spa where Toya gets to tell everyone what they need to fix. It goes really well. Subscribe at http://ww...
#363 Ladies of London: Don't Be Tardy For The Queen's Party
05 Jan 2017
Contributed by Lukas
What's worse: showing up to a pub crawl late or being forced to try fruit? Such are the dilemmas that plague the Carolines on "Ladies of London." C...
#362 RHOBH: Finding Dorit
04 Jan 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Dorit can't remember her dinner party, but we won't let you forget all the tiny details. Come listen to us dissect the latest Real Housewives of Beve...
#361 PumpRules: Nautical Fruits
03 Jan 2017
Contributed by Lukas
It’s the annual waiter vacation episode of Vanderpump Rules, and this year there are double the opportunities for the cast to make asses of themselv...
#360: Kandi Koated Fights
02 Jan 2017
Contributed by Lukas
New Year, New Crappens! We're 5 days a week now, and we're kicking things off with a Real Housewives of Atlanta / Top Chef double-take. First, the Ka...
#359: 2016 Crappies Awards
27 Dec 2016
Contributed by Lukas
With 2016 drawing to a close, it's time for that most hallowed of Watch What Crappens traditions: The Crappies! Join Ben and Ronnie as they hand out...
#358: It's Not Rude... It's English
22 Dec 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Erika Jayne's basic instincts gets Dorit's panties in a twist, and we know it's only going to get worse from here. Come listen as we dissect every de...
#357: Sur Wars: Rogue Scheanna
20 Dec 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Vanderpump Rules churned out an instant classic this week with dueling surprise parties and a raging Stassi, and Top Chef killed the radish game. Subs...
#356: Becoming a Sandwich
15 Dec 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills has another throwback party where Vanderpump sticks her foot in her mouth, Ladies of London talk manners, rules, and ...
#355: To SUR With Pride (Special Guest Katherine Spiers)
14 Dec 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Katherine Spiers, food editor of "LA Weekly" and host of the Smart Mouth podcast, joins us to discuss the latest episode of "Top Chef" - from the dish...
#353: RHOBH Premiere - Panic at the Disco
09 Dec 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills is back! We've got over an hour of recapping coverage: from Dorit to Studio 54, Boy George to Erika's Chagall. We g...
#354: Below Deck Special - Kate Chastain and Kelley Johnson Interview
09 Dec 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Ben and Ronnie call Kate Chastain and Kelley Johnson up to laugh about this season of Below Deck. Is the Captain easy on women? Who was the biggest a-...
#352: The Crumb
07 Dec 2016
Contributed by Lukas
James makes us hungry for really cheap cake on Vanderpump Rules, Top Chef returns, and Sheree may or may not be struggling with a bug spray addiction ...
#351: Resting Brit Face CODE RED
02 Dec 2016
Contributed by Lukas
"Ladies of London" is back! Caroline is on a quest to make Julie cry, but instead she makes us laugh. Come join us as we recap the season 3 premiere...
#350: Hitting the Iceberg
29 Nov 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Vanderpump is on a roll this season. Stress binges, douche firings and blouse poppings galore. We also check in on RHOA and Below Deck. Enjoy! Subscri...
#349: Let's Talk Turkey About VPR
23 Nov 2016
Contributed by Lukas
With Thanksgiving right around the corner, we must reflect on all the things we have to be thankful for: Stassi, Shannon, Vicki, Tamra, Kristen, Sche...
#348: Thirst Babies
21 Nov 2016
Contributed by Lukas
In this very special early Thanksgiving episode, the Real Housewives of Atlanta talk absentee dads both before and after conception as the ladies of M...
#347: Heavenly Blessings and Unturned Tables
17 Nov 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Married to Medicine is at its nonsensical best, Real Housewives of New Jersey finishes their reunion up, and Below Deck celebrates the Year of the Bit...
"I've Got Your Keys" - by DJ JK
16 Nov 2016
Contributed by Lukas
New club banger inspired by Vanderpump Rules's illest DJ, James Kennedy! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras:...
#346: Dog and Phony Show
16 Nov 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Lisa Vanderpump likes dogs, but she's not crazy about bitches. Well, she got them both this week when she hosted World Dog Day or something like that...
#345: 'Below Deck' Just Got Liza'd!!
11 Nov 2016
Contributed by Lukas
PARALYZED! Liza Sandler from "Secrets & Wives" turned up on this week's episode of "Below Deck," and we couldn't have been happier! Come join us...
#344: Return of Poor People Drama
09 Nov 2016
Contributed by Lukas
***This episode was cut short and re-uploaded! Full length is two hours and thirty nine minutes! Vanderpump Rules returns, and jimmies are rustled. Th...
#343: Resonating Toilets and Undead Moms
03 Nov 2016
Contributed by Lukas
This episode is all about the strange turn of events on Below Deck. Did the Captain’s mom die and no one told him? Can Kelly string together a prope...
#342: 2016 Halloween Spook-tacular!
02 Nov 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Do you feel that chill in the air? A creek in the attic? A bump in the night? Chances are you've been haunted by Bravo. Who you gonna call? Crapp...
#341: She's Just Yacht That Into You
27 Oct 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Love may be in the air on "Below Deck," but rejection is on the high seas. Kelley and Kyle fail in the romance department as their plans for Emily an...
#340: Nothin' But a Bikini and Prayer
25 Oct 2016
Contributed by Lukas
It’s an avalanche of “sorry!”s on Real Housewives of Orange County while Tamra preps for her big competition. RHONJ has way fewer sorries, but h...
#339: From Hair to Eternity
20 Oct 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Romance is in the air on Below Deck, and rubbery people are still charging too much for houses on Million Dollar Listing LA. Reza makes his way to Tex...
#338: Irish Goodbye
19 Oct 2016
Contributed by Lukas
The "Real Housewives of Orange County" weren't about to leave Ireland without one last good fight. Sure enough, after a day of poking, prodding, and ...
#337: Window Shade
14 Oct 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Major drama on "Below Deck" this week: the windows are dirty!!! Listen as we discuss Captain Lee losing his mind over reefs, anchors, and salty resi...
#336: Traumatizing (O’)Tools
11 Oct 2016
Contributed by Lukas
The Real Housewives of Orange County embarrassed America in Ireland this week, and Tamra got traumatized, betch! Over on Real Housewives of New Jersey...
#335: Tanties
06 Oct 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Timestamps below! Real Housewives of Melbourne ended their season with an amazing reunion full of tanties and curse words, and Below Deck kept sailing...
#334: Vermonster Mash
04 Oct 2016
Contributed by Lukas
It must be Halloween season because things are getting SPOOKY on Bravo. First we have an episode of Real Housewives of Orange County that's all about...
#333: Hair Model Today, Gone Tomorrow
30 Sep 2016
Contributed by Lukas
We hit the high seas for this week's juicy episode of "Below Deck," which featured hair model cum drunkard Trevor reaching a new low, even for him. L...
#332: Live from the 2016 LA Podcast Festival!
28 Sep 2016
Contributed by Lukas
In case you couldn't make it to the 2016 LA Podcast Festival, don't worry: we are here to help. Here's the show we recorded at the podfest, and to m...
#331: Bye Bye Betch
27 Sep 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Timestamps below! There’s some rolling around in the mud on Real Housewives of Orange County. Literally this time. Real Housewives of New Jersey kee...
#330: Tuesday Every Day of the Week
22 Sep 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Timestamps below! Real Housewives of Melbourne finishes up their Dubai trip but continues to gossip shame Lydia, and Below Deck pulls the boat over to...
#329: Mommie Dearest
21 Sep 2016
Contributed by Lukas
It was just supposed to be a simple performance. Shannon Beador's kids had formed a group called LOCK and were due to make their concert debut. But ...
#328: C'est Fini!
16 Sep 2016
Contributed by Lukas
It takes a village to make a TV show, and it takes a village idiot to make a reunion. Come listen to us take apart the third and final installment of...
#327: Gerbil Anger
13 Sep 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Timestamps below! Real Housewives of Orange County deals with the aftermath of the Great Crash of 16 while the Real Housewives of New Jersey deals wit...
#326: Don’t Be Cross
08 Sep 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Timestamps below! The second part of the Real Housewives Reunion featured squawking that would make a hen house envious, the Real Housewives of Melbou...
#325: Slow Your Roll, Tamra
06 Sep 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Strap your helmet on tight because we're going dune buggying with "Real Housewives of Orange County." Relive the scary tumble and then some as we rec...
#324: Bethenny Phones-A-Friend
01 Sep 2016
Contributed by Lukas
The epic season 8 of "Real Housewives of New York" continues with Reunion Part 1. We cover it all and then take a look at last week's "Real Housewive...
#323: Extra Trerrestrial
30 Aug 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Timestamps below! Vicki surprised Briana with some milquetoast for her birthday on Real Housewives of Orange County, and Jaq’s emotions on Real Hous...
#322: Human Piñatas
25 Aug 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Timestamps below! There were some pretty amazing fake sob wars on the season finale of Real Housewives of New York, and Giner lied hilariously on Real...
#321: Lil' Vow Wow
23 Aug 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Wedding vows and cabinets: that's what today's episode is all about. From Shannon and David to Gamble and Wolfie, we've got all the matrimonial bliss...
#320: LuAnn Buries Her Head In The Sandbar
18 Aug 2016
Contributed by Lukas
It's all about sandbars and chicken on this episode of "Watch What Crappens." On RHONY, the women are divided over a jaunt to Miami's Sandbar. It ne...
#319: The Cut Fitness-O Word
16 Aug 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Kelly whipped out the C word on Real Housewives of Orange County, and Teresa blinked crazily on Real Housewives of New Jersey. Enjoy! Timestamps: 00 O...
#318: Bully Punch and Chicken Lunch
11 Aug 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Reza whipped out the victim tears for the final Shahs of Sunset Reunion, but was foiled by Shervin’s GG coaching. Then it’s off to Melbourne to wa...
#317: Parade of Nations, Grudges
10 Aug 2016
Contributed by Lukas
"Watch What Crappens" is celebrating the highs and lows of humanity (mainly the lows) as we recap the Opening Ceremonies of the Summer Olympics in Rio...