The Agenda

"World Test Championship Final Replay - Day 6: Session 1"

30 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

As a late Christmas present from The ACC team, we're going to be releasing every ball of every session of the World Test Championship Final each day s...

"World Test Championship Final Replay - Day 6: Session 2"

30 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

As a late Christmas present from The ACC team, we're going to be releasing every ball of every session of the World Test Championship Final each day s...

"World Test Championship Final Replay - Day 6: Session 3"

30 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

As a late Christmas present from The ACC team, we're going to be releasing every ball of every session of the World Test Championship Final each day s...

"World Test Championship Final Replay - Day 5: Session 1"

29 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

As a late Christmas present from The ACC team, we're going to be releasing every ball of every session of the World Test Championship Final each day s...

"World Test Championship Final Replay - Day 5: Session 2"

29 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

As a late Christmas present from The ACC team, we're going to be releasing every ball of every session of the World Test Championship Final each day s...

"World Test Championship Final Replay - Day 5: Session 3"

29 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

As a late Christmas present from The ACC team, we're going to be releasing every ball of every session of the World Test Championship Final each day s...

"World Test Championship Final Replay - Day 4"

28 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

As a late Christmas present from The ACC team, we're going to be releasing every ball of every session of the World Test Championship Final each day s...

"World Test Championship Final Replay - Day 3: Session 1"

27 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

As a late Christmas present from The ACC team, we're going to be releasing every ball of every session of the World Test Championship Final each day s...

"World Test Championship Final Replay - Day 3: Session 2"

27 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

As a late Christmas present from The ACC team, we're going to be releasing every ball of every session of the World Test Championship Final each day s...

"World Test Championship Final Replay - Day 3: Session 3"

27 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

As a late Christmas present from The ACC team, we're going to be releasing every ball of every session of the World Test Championship Final each day s...

"World Test Championship Final Replay - Day 2: Session 1"

26 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

As a late Christmas present from The ACC team, we're going to be releasing every ball of every session of the World Test Championship Final each day s...

"World Test Championship Final Replay - Day 2: Sessions 2 & 3"

26 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

As a late Christmas present from The ACC team, we're going to be releasing every ball of every session of the World Test Championship Final each day s...

World Test Championship Final Replay - Day 1

25 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

As a late Christmas present from The ACC team, we're going to be releasing every ball of every session of the World Test Championship Final each day s...

"The Agenda Awards Show"

17 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This episode's panel features Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC & Former Hauraki Head G Lane.In an ACC Agenda first, the panel unveil their finalists a...

"Sunday Scenario: Beaver Or The Jav?"

11 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This special episode of The Agenda features Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC & Former Hauraki Head G Lane. If you had to erase one of NZ's greatest sp...

"The Emu Wars"

10 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This episode's panel features Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC & Former Hauraki Head G Lane.The guys go around the world to discuss the absolute troun...

"Sunday Scenario: Fictional Sports Dream"

04 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This special episode of The Agenda features Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC & Former Hauraki Head G Lane.If you could play for one fictional sports t...

"Platypus In The Pits"

02 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This episode's panel features Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC & Former Hauraki Head G Lane.The guys go 'Around The World' with a preview of the 2nd T...

"Halfway Between A Sizzler & A Devilled Sausage"

25 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This episode's panel features Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC & Former Hauraki Head G Lane.Should Razor Robertson steady the All Blacks Ship?How does...

"Wood In My Wide On"

18 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This episode's panel features Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC & Former Hauraki Head G Lane.How much blame do we put on ACC Head G Lane for jinxing us...

"The Womb Broom"

09 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This episode's panel features Matt Heath and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane.What should be done to decide a winner if the Black Caps and England tie again?...

"Back In The Flesh... Light"

04 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This episode's panel features Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane.What rule changes would you make to even up the ABs Test vs Italy...

"Can I Just Go Sexual For A Moment?"

28 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This episode's panel features Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane.How sexy was Devon Conway's "Superman" catch? Do we think Shoaib ...

"The Half Cut Bowler"

22 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This episode's panel features Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane.The Melbourne Cup is coming up, are we excited to see the post-ra...

"Straight To The Money Shot!"

14 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This episode's panel features Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane.How hot was the Fury & Wilder fight?Is Niko Kirwan New Zealand's ...

"Ice Cream Or Covid"

07 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This episode's panel features Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane.With Benji Marshall announcing his retirement from rugba league d...

"Suck On These Gutters!"

04 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This episode's panel features Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane.Has Reese Walsh's cocaine arrest got you excited or nervous about...

"We Could Just Play Asshole"

23 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This episode's panel features Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane.Are we surprised with the Black Caps having to pull out of their ...

"Back To Sheep F**king"

16 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This episode's panel features Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane.Is it time to get rid of Test cricket and just focus on T20s?Is i...

"Super Leg Spreader"

10 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This episode's panel features Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane.After Jordie Barrett's Red Card has rugby officially become tiddl...

"Dropped At The Alter"

02 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This episode's panel features Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane.We had the GOAT in the Boat now what nickname are we giving Sophi...

"James McOnie's Diary"

26 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Join the first-ever remote Agenda Podcast as Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC Head G Lane go over the latest sports topics of the week.See omnystudio....

Bonus Scenario: "I Enjoyed His Last Shitter"

14 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This Bonus Scenario features Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane.If you could only watch one actor’s movies for the rest of your ...

"The All Bains"

12 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This episode's panel features Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane.What could make the All Blacks Vs the Wallabies Eden Park: Part 2...

Bledisloe Special (Feat Kieran "Eye Sockets" Read)

05 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane are joined by Great New Zealander Kieran "Eye Sockets" Read to preview the first Bledisloe Cup ...

"Dish Is For Upham"

04 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This episode's panel features Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane.Olympics update!!!Social Media Question: If they make a porn movi...

Bonus Scenario: 1 Run From The Perfect Game

31 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This Bonus Scenario features Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane.For $10,000 you get locked in a room and forced to watch one sport...

"Something For The Dads"

29 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This episode's panel features Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane.3 medals so far for New Zealand, give 'em a taste of Kiwi!Welling...

Bonus Scenario: #AD

24 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This Bonus Scenario features James McOnie and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane.From now on you're only allowed to visit one website for as long as you are al...

"Breeding Super Athletes"

22 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This episode's panel features James McOnie and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane.Is this the year the Aussies could finally beat the All Blacks?Are the Tokyo ...

Bonus Scenario: Star Fucker From Down South

17 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This Bonus Scenario features Matt Heath & James McOnie.Would you rather spend a day with a clone of yourself or a clone of yourself in the opposite se...

"A Ricky Bobby Situation"

15 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This episode's panel features Matt Heath & James McOnie.Is the English Football Team the biggest chokers in history?Are rugby's new rules going to mak...

Bonus Scenario: The Breast Feeding Section

10 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This Bonus Scenario features Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane.Would you rather get an extra hour of sleep every night but have n...

"The Minge Dynasty Bush League"

08 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This episode's panel features Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane.Is football coming home?Has James McOnie dethroned Weird Al as th...

Bonus Scenario: Knife Party

05 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This Bonus Scenario features Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane.Your biggest enemy challenges you to a Duel to the Death. Who chal...

"The ACC Vs India"

01 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This episode's panel features Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane.Should ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane have won Man of the Match of the...

WTC Final Special - Henry Nicholls Interview

01 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Henry Nicholls aka Hairy Nipples joined Matt & Jerry on the Hauraki Breakfast live from MIQ to talk about the historic Black Caps victory, how nervous...

WTC Final Special - Tim Southee Interview

30 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Tim Southee aka The Sexy Camel joined Matt & Jerry on the Hauraki Breakfast live from MIQ to talk about the historic Black Caps victory, what the cele...

WTC Final Special - Lovely Trenty Interview

27 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

The Black Caps are World Test Champions!!! Trent Boult joined Matt & Jerry on the Hauraki Breakfast in MIQ to talk about the historic victory, what t...

WTC Final Special - Day 6: The Final Winning Moments

23 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Please enjoy the historic final moments of the Black Caps winning the World Test Championship between the Black Caps & India. Brought to you by Dulux...

WTC Final Special - Day 6: Session 3 (Part 2)

23 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Please enjoy every ball of Part 2 of the 3rd Session of Day 6 of the World Test Championship between the Black Caps & India. Brought to you by Dulux....

WTC Final Special - Day 6: Session 3 (Part 1)

23 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Please enjoy every ball of Part 1 of the 3rd Session of Day 6 of the World Test Championship between the Black Caps & India. Brought to you by Dulux....

WTC Final Special - Day 6: Session 2

23 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Please enjoy every ball of the 2nd Session of Day 6 of the World Test Championship between the Black Caps & India. Brought to you by Dulux. Backing g...

WTC Final Special - Day 6: Session 1

23 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Please enjoy every ball of the 1st Session of Day 6 of the World Test Championship between the Black Caps & India. Brought to you by Dulux. Backing g...

WTC Final Special - Day 5: Session 3 + Day Wrap-Up

22 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Please enjoy every ball of the 3rd Session and a wrap-up of Day 5 of the World Test Championship between the Black Caps & India. Brought to you by Du...

WTC Final Special - Day 5: Session 2

22 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Please enjoy every ball of the 2nd Session of Day 5 of the World Test Championship between the Black Caps & India. Brought to you by Dulux. Backing g...

WTC Final Special - Day 5: Session 1

22 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Please enjoy every ball of the 1st Session of Day 5 of the World Test Championship between the Black Caps & India. Brought to you by Dulux. Backing g...

WTC Final Special - Day 4: Rain Delay Callers + Day Wrap-Up

21 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

With no play on Day 4 due to rain of the World Test Championship between the Black Caps & India, the guys went to the phones for some talkback...Broug...

WTC Final Special - Day 3: Session 3 + Day Wrap-Up

20 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Please enjoy every ball of the 3rd Session and a wrap-up of Day 3 of the World Test Championship between the Black Caps & India. Brought to you by Du...

WTC Final Special - Day 3: Session 2

20 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Please enjoy every ball of the 2nd Session of Day 3 of the World Test Championship between the Black Caps & India. Brought to you by Dulux. Backing g...

WTC Final Special - Day 3: Session 1

20 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Please enjoy every ball of the 1st Session of Day 3 of the World Test Championship between the Black Caps & India. Brought to you by Dulux. Backing g...

Bonus Scenario: Background Characters

19 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This Bonus Scenario features Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane.If you could live your life as a background character of any movie...

WTC Final Special - Day 2: Session 3 + Day Wrap-Up

19 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Please enjoy every ball of the 3rd Session and a wrap-up of Day 2 of the World Test Championship between the Black Caps & India. Brought to you by Du...

WTC Final Special - Day 2: Session 2

19 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Please enjoy every ball of the 2nd Session of Day 2 of the World Test Championship between the Black Caps & India. Brought to you by Dulux. Backing g...

WTC Final Special - Day 2: Session 1

19 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Please enjoy every ball of the 1st Session of Day 2 of the World Test Championship between the Black Caps & India. Brought to you by Dulux. Backing g...

WTC Final Preview Special - Mike Hesson Interview

17 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Matt & Jerry were joined on the show by former Black Caps coach Mike Hesson to preview the World Test Championship Final. Hess discussed who he would...

WTC Final Preview Special - Gary Stead Interview

17 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Matt & Jerry were joined on the show by Black Caps coach Gary Stead to preview the World Test Championship Final. Gary Stead gave an insight into wha...

"I Could Take Santa's Finger"

17 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This episode's panel features Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane.What are some tricks to help you stay awake for the ACCs ball by ...

Bonus Scenario: Humancentipad

12 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This Bonus Scenario features James McOnie and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane.You're the head of a massive tech company and you have to pitch your co-hosts ...

"Yah **** **** ****"

10 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This episode's panel features James McOnie and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane.What are some of the great half-time speeches?How could NZ get invited into t...

Bonus Scenario: 500 Years Of Immortality

05 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This Bonus Scenario features James McOnie and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane.You gain immortality and are sent back 500 years. Your mortality resumes once ...

"That Threeway Turned My Couch Into A Slip N' Slide"

03 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This episode's panel features James McOnie and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane.Because he has such an impressive crop of hair is it time to relitigate the M...

Bonus Scenario: Farting In An Elevator

29 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This Bonus Scenario features Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane.You've just farted in an elevator and now the doors are opening…...

"For F**ks Sake!"

27 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This episode's panel features Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane.What is better Reese Walsh's looks or league ability?How awkward ...

Bonus Scenario - Time Travel Super Powers

23 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This episode's panel features Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane.You can choose to have the ability to go 2 minutes into the futur...

"That's A Sweet Burn!"

20 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This episode's panel features Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane.The ACC has come under fire from a number of Indian cricket fans,...

Bonus Scenario - Dictator Of NZ

16 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This episode's panel features Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane.If you were to become Dictator of NZ tomorrow... Who are you pick...

"CTE & Syphilis" (Feat: Scotty J Stevenson)

13 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This episode's panel features Matt Heath, James McOnie & Scotty J Stevenson.Who will take the load now that BJ is done?Will the Dingos put up much com...

!Bonus Scenario!

09 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This episode's panel features Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane.Donald Trump shows up at your door on Friday night and asks if he...

"Battling Through The Bush"

06 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This episode's panel features Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane.The IPL canned because of bloody COVID... What else could Razor R...

"Morningside For Life!"

29 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This episode's panel features Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane.Do we have any name suggestions for the new NRL franchise potenti...

"Spunking Money For Fun!"

22 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This episode's panel features James McOnie and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane.How good are these anti-Super league chants?Does TJ Perenara need to start ma...

"What About Diddle?"

15 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This episode's panel features Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane.What are our thoughts on Sir Richard Hadlee's library?Do we agree...

"Popping The Orange Cherry"

08 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This episode's panel features Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane.Is this the most quintessential post-match rugby interview of all...

"Human Centipede On A Bicycle"

01 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This episode's panel features Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane.It’s been 3 years since this moment... are we ready to forgive ...

"Legend Of The Hairy Beaver"

25 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This episode's panel features Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane.It’s been six years this week since that amazing moment.Do the ...

"Becoming A Mouth Breather"

18 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This episode's panel features Matt Heath & James McOnie.After America's Cup has become the Northern Beaches' Cup, what rule changes would you make for...

"The Double Header At Blue Balls Stadium"

11 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This episode's panel features Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane.Should be the 7th of March be a public holiday after BBQing the ...

"Have You Been Bashing The Bishop?"

03 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This episode's panel features Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane.Should everyone who doubted Guppy be rounded up and chucked in a...

"Beige Eye For The Caramel Guy"

24 Feb 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This episode's panel features Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane.Should Devon Conway get the call up to the Test side, the All Bl...

"A Little Bit Jizzy"

18 Feb 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This episode's panel features Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane.How was Lockdown 3.0?Are we going to BBQ the Aussies next week i...

"Have You Seen Phar Lap's Heart?"

11 Feb 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This episode's panel features Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane.After it was confirmed that Roger Tuivasa Sheck will play for th...

"Soggy Biscuit At The Home Of Cricket"

03 Feb 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This episode's panel features Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane.Are you going to Lord's in June to watch the Black Caps play in ...

Special Episode: Rewatching The Underarm Over

29 Jan 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This episode's panel features Matt Heath, Jeremy Wells and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane.40 years to the day the fellas sit down and re-watch the entire ...

"Racism, Cricket Radio Rights & Fighting With A Fat"

28 Jan 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This episode's panel features Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane.Is there a place for racism in sport?Is Daniel Vettori a "Harry ...

Caravan Archive: NZ Vs Pakistan Jan 31 2015 - Save The ACC Telethon

21 Jan 2021

Contributed by Lukas

From the archives in the ACC Caravan hidden down the back of an old storage unit, here it is... When all looked lost for the ACC and our chance of goi...

Caravan Archive: NZ Vs England Mar 7 2018 - Arise Sir Lingus

13 Jan 2021

Contributed by Lukas

From the archives in the ACC Caravan hidden down the back of an old storage unit, here it is... Ross Taylor's epic match-winning 181* on one leg again...

Caravan Archive: All Blacks Vs Lions July 8 2017 - RIP The Kings Arms

10 Jan 2021

Contributed by Lukas

From the archives in the ACC Caravan hidden down the back of an old storage unit, here it is... the 3rd and final test between the All Blacks and the ...

Caravan Archive: NZ Vs Australia Jan 30 2017 - Stomp On His Head

06 Jan 2021

Contributed by Lukas

From the archives in the ACC Caravan hidden down the back of an old storage unit, here it is... the ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane's live on-air vasectomy ...

Caravan Archive: NZ Vs Bangladesh Dec 29 2016 - Brown Eye Broom

30 Dec 2020

Contributed by Lukas

From the archives in the ACC Caravan hidden down the back of an old storage unit, here it is... the Brown Eye Broom game...Please enjoy the highlights...