The Agenda

WTC Final Special - Day 6: Session 3 (Part 2)

23 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Please enjoy every ball of Part 2 of the 3rd Session of Day 6 of the World Test Championship between the Black Caps & India. Brought to you by Dulux....

WTC Final Special - Day 6: Session 3 (Part 1)

23 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Please enjoy every ball of Part 1 of the 3rd Session of Day 6 of the World Test Championship between the Black Caps & India. Brought to you by Dulux....

WTC Final Special - Day 6: Session 2

23 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Please enjoy every ball of the 2nd Session of Day 6 of the World Test Championship between the Black Caps & India. Brought to you by Dulux. Backing g...

WTC Final Special - Day 6: Session 1

23 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Please enjoy every ball of the 1st Session of Day 6 of the World Test Championship between the Black Caps & India. Brought to you by Dulux. Backing g...

WTC Final Special - Day 5: Session 3 + Day Wrap-Up

22 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Please enjoy every ball of the 3rd Session and a wrap-up of Day 5 of the World Test Championship between the Black Caps & India. Brought to you by Du...

WTC Final Special - Day 5: Session 2

22 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Please enjoy every ball of the 2nd Session of Day 5 of the World Test Championship between the Black Caps & India. Brought to you by Dulux. Backing g...

WTC Final Special - Day 5: Session 1

22 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Please enjoy every ball of the 1st Session of Day 5 of the World Test Championship between the Black Caps & India. Brought to you by Dulux. Backing g...

WTC Final Special - Day 4: Rain Delay Callers + Day Wrap-Up

21 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

With no play on Day 4 due to rain of the World Test Championship between the Black Caps & India, the guys went to the phones for some talkback...Broug...

WTC Final Special - Day 3: Session 3 + Day Wrap-Up

20 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Please enjoy every ball of the 3rd Session and a wrap-up of Day 3 of the World Test Championship between the Black Caps & India. Brought to you by Du...

WTC Final Special - Day 3: Session 2

20 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Please enjoy every ball of the 2nd Session of Day 3 of the World Test Championship between the Black Caps & India. Brought to you by Dulux. Backing g...

WTC Final Special - Day 3: Session 1

20 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Please enjoy every ball of the 1st Session of Day 3 of the World Test Championship between the Black Caps & India. Brought to you by Dulux. Backing g...

Bonus Scenario: Background Characters

19 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This Bonus Scenario features Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane.If you could live your life as a background character of any movie...

WTC Final Special - Day 2: Session 3 + Day Wrap-Up

19 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Please enjoy every ball of the 3rd Session and a wrap-up of Day 2 of the World Test Championship between the Black Caps & India. Brought to you by Du...

WTC Final Special - Day 2: Session 2

19 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Please enjoy every ball of the 2nd Session of Day 2 of the World Test Championship between the Black Caps & India. Brought to you by Dulux. Backing g...

WTC Final Special - Day 2: Session 1

19 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Please enjoy every ball of the 1st Session of Day 2 of the World Test Championship between the Black Caps & India. Brought to you by Dulux. Backing g...

WTC Final Preview Special - Mike Hesson Interview

17 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Matt & Jerry were joined on the show by former Black Caps coach Mike Hesson to preview the World Test Championship Final. Hess discussed who he would...

WTC Final Preview Special - Gary Stead Interview

17 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Matt & Jerry were joined on the show by Black Caps coach Gary Stead to preview the World Test Championship Final. Gary Stead gave an insight into wha...

"I Could Take Santa's Finger"

17 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This episode's panel features Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane.What are some tricks to help you stay awake for the ACCs ball by ...

Bonus Scenario: Humancentipad

12 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This Bonus Scenario features James McOnie and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane.You're the head of a massive tech company and you have to pitch your co-hosts ...

"Yah **** **** ****"

10 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This episode's panel features James McOnie and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane.What are some of the great half-time speeches?How could NZ get invited into t...

Bonus Scenario: 500 Years Of Immortality

05 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This Bonus Scenario features James McOnie and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane.You gain immortality and are sent back 500 years. Your mortality resumes once ...

"That Threeway Turned My Couch Into A Slip N' Slide"

03 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This episode's panel features James McOnie and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane.Because he has such an impressive crop of hair is it time to relitigate the M...

Bonus Scenario: Farting In An Elevator

29 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This Bonus Scenario features Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane.You've just farted in an elevator and now the doors are opening…...

"For F**ks Sake!"

27 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This episode's panel features Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane.What is better Reese Walsh's looks or league ability?How awkward ...

Bonus Scenario - Time Travel Super Powers

23 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This episode's panel features Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane.You can choose to have the ability to go 2 minutes into the futur...

"That's A Sweet Burn!"

20 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This episode's panel features Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane.The ACC has come under fire from a number of Indian cricket fans,...

Bonus Scenario - Dictator Of NZ

16 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This episode's panel features Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane.If you were to become Dictator of NZ tomorrow... Who are you pick...

"CTE & Syphilis" (Feat: Scotty J Stevenson)

13 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This episode's panel features Matt Heath, James McOnie & Scotty J Stevenson.Who will take the load now that BJ is done?Will the Dingos put up much com...

!Bonus Scenario!

09 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This episode's panel features Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane.Donald Trump shows up at your door on Friday night and asks if he...

"Battling Through The Bush"

06 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This episode's panel features Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane.The IPL canned because of bloody COVID... What else could Razor R...

"Morningside For Life!"

29 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This episode's panel features Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane.Do we have any name suggestions for the new NRL franchise potenti...

"Spunking Money For Fun!"

22 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This episode's panel features James McOnie and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane.How good are these anti-Super league chants?Does TJ Perenara need to start ma...

"What About Diddle?"

15 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This episode's panel features Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane.What are our thoughts on Sir Richard Hadlee's library?Do we agree...

"Popping The Orange Cherry"

08 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This episode's panel features Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane.Is this the most quintessential post-match rugby interview of all...

"Human Centipede On A Bicycle"

01 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This episode's panel features Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane.It’s been 3 years since this moment... are we ready to forgive ...

"Legend Of The Hairy Beaver"

25 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This episode's panel features Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane.It’s been six years this week since that amazing moment.Do the ...

"Becoming A Mouth Breather"

18 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This episode's panel features Matt Heath & James McOnie.After America's Cup has become the Northern Beaches' Cup, what rule changes would you make for...

"The Double Header At Blue Balls Stadium"

11 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This episode's panel features Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane.Should be the 7th of March be a public holiday after BBQing the ...

"Have You Been Bashing The Bishop?"

03 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This episode's panel features Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane.Should everyone who doubted Guppy be rounded up and chucked in a...

"Beige Eye For The Caramel Guy"

24 Feb 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This episode's panel features Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane.Should Devon Conway get the call up to the Test side, the All Bl...

"A Little Bit Jizzy"

18 Feb 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This episode's panel features Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane.How was Lockdown 3.0?Are we going to BBQ the Aussies next week i...

"Have You Seen Phar Lap's Heart?"

11 Feb 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This episode's panel features Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane.After it was confirmed that Roger Tuivasa Sheck will play for th...

"Soggy Biscuit At The Home Of Cricket"

03 Feb 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This episode's panel features Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane.Are you going to Lord's in June to watch the Black Caps play in ...

Special Episode: Rewatching The Underarm Over

29 Jan 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This episode's panel features Matt Heath, Jeremy Wells and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane.40 years to the day the fellas sit down and re-watch the entire ...

"Racism, Cricket Radio Rights & Fighting With A Fat"

28 Jan 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This episode's panel features Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane.Is there a place for racism in sport?Is Daniel Vettori a "Harry ...

Caravan Archive: NZ Vs Pakistan Jan 31 2015 - Save The ACC Telethon

21 Jan 2021

Contributed by Lukas

From the archives in the ACC Caravan hidden down the back of an old storage unit, here it is... When all looked lost for the ACC and our chance of goi...

Caravan Archive: NZ Vs England Mar 7 2018 - Arise Sir Lingus

13 Jan 2021

Contributed by Lukas

From the archives in the ACC Caravan hidden down the back of an old storage unit, here it is... Ross Taylor's epic match-winning 181* on one leg again...

Caravan Archive: All Blacks Vs Lions July 8 2017 - RIP The Kings Arms

10 Jan 2021

Contributed by Lukas

From the archives in the ACC Caravan hidden down the back of an old storage unit, here it is... the 3rd and final test between the All Blacks and the ...

Caravan Archive: NZ Vs Australia Jan 30 2017 - Stomp On His Head

06 Jan 2021

Contributed by Lukas

From the archives in the ACC Caravan hidden down the back of an old storage unit, here it is... the ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane's live on-air vasectomy ...

Caravan Archive: NZ Vs Bangladesh Dec 29 2016 - Brown Eye Broom

30 Dec 2020

Contributed by Lukas

From the archives in the ACC Caravan hidden down the back of an old storage unit, here it is... the Brown Eye Broom game...Please enjoy the highlights...

"To Jizz Or Not To Jizz"

23 Dec 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This episode's panel features Matt Heath, James McOnie, Jeremy Wells and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane.Invisibility wank time machine or the worst thing ...

"I Don't Regret Anything!"

16 Dec 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This episode's panel features Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane.The Agenda Topics touched on in this episode are:After the annou...

"Bring Back Nek Minute"

10 Dec 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This episode's panel features Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane.The Agenda Topics touched on in this episode are:Any skills Stea...

"Get To The Back Of The Bang Bus!"

02 Dec 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This episode's panel features James McOnie and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane. The Agenda Topics touched on in this episode are:Are we worried after Glenn...

"Just Take A Shovel To It"

27 Nov 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This episode's panel features Matt Heath and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane.The Agenda Topics touched on in this episode are:Best excuses for getting out ...

"Thanks Keith"

19 Nov 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This episode's panel features Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane.The Agenda Topics touched on in this episode are:After the Argen...

"Nick White & The Niggles"

12 Nov 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This episode's panel features Matt Heath and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane.The Agenda Topics touched on in this episode are:Should the West Indies been a...

"Nah They're Allowed Honkies"

04 Nov 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This episode's panel features Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane.The Agenda Topics touched on in this episode are:Is it time for ...

"15 Mins Of The Spice Channel Will Get You Through"

28 Oct 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This episode's panel features Matt Heath and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane.The Agenda Topics touched on in this episode are:Is the new Tri-Nations sexier...

"Israel Adesanya Sit Down! We Have The Double Luge Team Here!"

22 Oct 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This episode's panel features Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane.The Agenda topics touched on in this episode are:Is it even wort...

"Is It Time To Shave Fozzie Bear?"

13 Oct 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This episode's panel features Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane.The Agenda topics touched on in this episode are:Should Fozzie B...

"Harry Potter And The Ranfurly Shield"

24 Sep 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This episode's panel features Matt Heath James McOnie and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane.The Agenda topics touched on in this episode are:How long will th...

"How To Fix Childbirth"

17 Sep 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This episode's panel features Matt Heath and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane.The Agenda Topics touched on this episode are:Bledisloe Cup & Mitre 10 Cup rug...

"The ACC Joins The Mile-High Club"

03 Sep 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This episode's panel features James McOnie, Mark Stafford ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane.The Agenda Topics touched on this episode are:Introducing Staf to...

"North South Yellow Button"

20 Aug 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This episode's panel features Matt Heath, Jeremy Wells & ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane.The Agenda Topics touched on this episode are: Massive North V Sout...

"The Death Of The ACC"

12 Aug 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This episode's panel features Matt Heath, James McOnie & ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane.The Agenda Topics touched on this episode are: Previewing the Super...

"Is That My Dad Masturbating In A Tree"

06 Aug 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This episode's panel features Matt Heath & James McOnie.The Agenda Topics touched on this episode are: Is everyone a Highlander this week in the crusa...

"Tina Turner Is 'Simply The Best' After Sex"

30 Jul 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This episode's panel features Matt Heath, James McOnie & Mike Lane.The Agenda Topics touched on this episode are: What has to happen for the last game...

"More Pubes Required"

23 Jul 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This episode's panel features Matt Heath, James McOnie & Mike Lane. The Agenda Topics touched on this episode are:Is Super Rugby Aotearoa too hard?Sup...

"Exorcising The Super Over Demons"

13 Jul 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This episode's panel features Jeremy Wells, Matt Heath & Mike Lane. On the one year anniversary of the Cricket World Cup Final (which the Black Caps d...

"Death By A T-Shirt Cannon"

02 Jul 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This episode's panel features Matt Heath, James McOnie & Mike Lane. The Agenda Topics touched on this episode are:The North vs South rugby game.The St...

"Belly Button Like A Flesh Light"

17 Jun 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This episode's panel features Matt Heath, James McOnie & Mike Lane.The Agenda Topics touched on this episode are:How good is rugby?Could NZ host the T...

"Bring Back The Tackle Hump"

04 Jun 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This episode's panel features Matt Heath, Jeremy Wells & Mike Lane.The Agenda Topics touched on this episode are:The return of Dan CarterWhat budget d...

Caravan Archive: NZ Vs South Africa CWC Semi-Final Mar 24 2015

30 May 2020

Contributed by Lukas

From the archives in the ACC Caravan hidden down the back of an old storage unit, here it is... Steyn to Elliott... JAV! JAV! JAV! JAV! JAV! JAV! JAV!...

Caravan Archive: NZ Vs West Indies CWC 1/4 Final Mar 21 2015

24 May 2020

Contributed by Lukas

From the archives in the ACC Caravan hidden down the back of an old storage unit, featuring the full Caravan Thickness watching Martin Guptill go full...

Caravan Archive: NZ Vs Bangladesh CWC Mar 13 2015

23 May 2020

Contributed by Lukas

From the archives in the ACC Caravan hidden down the back of an old storage unit, featuring our frantic broadcast from multiple secret locations as th...

"Look At Me! Dave Franco Is The Captain Now!"

20 May 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This episode's panel features Matt Heath, James McOnie & Mike Lane.The Agenda Topics touched on this episode are:James McOnie breaks the news about St...

Caravan Archive: NZ Vs Afghanistan CWC Mar 8 2015

17 May 2020

Contributed by Lukas

From the archives in the ACC Caravan hidden down the back of an old storage unit, featuring the now infamous 'Guess The Commentator's Perineum' game a...

Caravan Archive: NZ Vs Australia CWC Feb 28 2015

16 May 2020

Contributed by Lukas

From the archives in the ACC Caravan hidden down the back of an old storage unit, here is the unbelievable day at the Garden of Eden where Steady The ...

Caravan Archive: NZ Vs England CWC Feb 20 2015

14 May 2020

Contributed by Lukas

From the archives in the ACC Caravan hidden down the back of an old storage unit, here is The Sexy Camel & Baz McCullum's absolute humiliation of the ...

Caravan Archive: NZ Vs Scotland CWC Feb 17 2015

12 May 2020

Contributed by Lukas

From the archives in the ACC Caravan hidden down the back of an old storage unit, here is our visit to Matt Heath's hometown and featuring Davey who's...

Caravan Archive: NZ Vs Sri Lanka CWC Feb 14 2015

08 May 2020

Contributed by Lukas

From the archives in the ACC Caravan hidden down the back of an old storage unit, here is the magnificent scenes of the opening match of the 2015 Cric...

Caravan Archive: NZ Vs India 5th ODI Jan 31 2014

03 May 2020

Contributed by Lukas

From the archives in the ACC Caravan hidden down the back of an old storage unit, here is the infamous day where we delayed the start of the match due...

Caravan Archive: NZ Vs India 4th ODI Jan 28 2014

30 Apr 2020

Contributed by Lukas

From the archives in the ACC Caravan hidden down the back of an old storage unit, here is the hot and moist night where we first witnessed Caravan Thi...

Caravan Archive: NZ Vs India 3rd ODI Jan 25 2014

29 Apr 2020

Contributed by Lukas

From the archives in the ACC Caravan hidden down the back of an old storage unit, here is arguably one of the greatest ODI games ever played on NZ soi...

Caravan Archive: NZ Vs India 2nd ODI Jan 22 2014

26 Apr 2020

Contributed by Lukas

From the archives in the ACC Caravan hidden down the back of an old storage unit, here is our first trip to the sweaty and moist Tron aka the Crabs ca...

Caravan Archive: NZ Vs India 1st ODI Jan 19 2014

24 Apr 2020

Contributed by Lukas

From the archives in the ACC Caravan hidden down the back of an old storage unit, here is the FIRST EVER ACC broadcast! Please enjoy the highlights/l...

"I'm A Social Cummer"

08 Apr 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This episode's panel features Jeremy Wells, Matt Heath & Mike Lane.The Agenda Topics touched on this episode are:Who you would add to your bubble?Auck...

"Open Up The Hillcrest Tavern"

01 Apr 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This episode's panel features Jeremy Wells, Matt Heath & Mike Lane.The Agenda Topics touched on this episode are:Classic cricket matches the ACC could...

"A Floppy Sock Does Not Mean A Big... Foot"

24 Mar 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This episode's panel features Jeremy Wells, Matt Heath & Mike Lane.The Agenda Topics touched on this episode are:Lockdown adviceSports movies/docos/bo...

"Introducing The ACC Super 7 Championship"

18 Mar 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This episode's panel features Matt Heath, James McOnie & Mike Lane.The Agenda Topics touched on this episode are:The devastating news regarding The We...

"Now That's What I Call West Stand Music: Volume 1"

12 Mar 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This episode's panel features Jeremy Wells, Matt Heath & Mike Lane.The Agenda Topics touched on this episode are:Micheal Clarke said another dumb thin...

"In What Order Would You Bang The Black Caps Seam Attack?"

05 Mar 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This episode's panel features Jeremy Wells, Matt Heath & Mike Lane.The Agenda Topics touched on this episode are:The clean sweep Test Series.In what o...

Caravan Episode: NZ Vs India 3rd ODI

13 Feb 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This episode's panel features Matt Heath, Leigh Hart, Mike Minogue, Mike Lane, James McOnie & Jason Hoyte. Live from the ACC Studio here's the highlig...

"Did Or Did You Not Make Love To A Ram?"

12 Feb 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This episode's panel features Matt Heath, James McOnie & Mike Lane.The Agenda Topics touched on this episode are:The clean sweep ODI series.Fast bowle...

Caravan Episode: NZ Vs India 2nd ODI

11 Feb 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This episode's panel features Jeremy Wells, Matt Heath, Mike Lane, James McOnie & Jason Hoyte. Live from the ACC Studio here's the highlights/lowlight...

Caravan Episode: NZ Vs India 1st ODI

10 Feb 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This episode's panel features Mike Lane, James McOnie, Leigh Hart, Mike Minogue & Jason Hoyte. Live from the ACC Studio here's the highlights/lowlight...

"World Record Vidonk"

04 Feb 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This episode's panel features Jeremy Wells, Matt Heath & Mike Lane.The Agenda Topics touched on this episode are:Do we need to start the 'Black Caps S...

Caravan Episode: NZ Vs India 5th T20

03 Feb 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This episode's panel features Matt Heath, Lee Baker, Manaia Stewart & Jason Hoyte. Live from the ACC Studio here's the highlights/lowlights of the ACC...

Caravan Episode: NZ Vs India 4th T20

03 Feb 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This episode's panel features Mike Lane, Paul Ford, Mike Minogue & Jason Hoyte.Live from the ACC Studio here's the highlights/lowlights of the ACC's c...