The Agenda
Episodes
"The Scandanavian Dolphin Hunters"
30 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
James McOnie joins ACC Head G Lane on this week's panel for The Agenda!The guys go 'Around The World discussing everything from horse meat diets to Sc...
"Long Haul Vag"
24 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Matt Heath joins ACC Head G Lane on the panel for another episode of The Agenda!The guys go 'Around The World' to discuss all of the latest and greate...
"Sunday Scenario: Forever Hung Vs No More Booze"
20 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This special episode of The Agenda features Matt Heath and ACC & Former Hauraki Head G Lane.Would you rather be permanently hungover or never be able ...
"The Amsterdam Bike Lane"
17 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Matt Heath joins ACC and former Hauraki Head G Lane on the panel for another episode of The Agenda!The guys go 'Around The World' to chat the absolute...
"Jonah's Incident At The Movies (Feat. Ben Hurley)"
09 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Ben Hurley joins the elite panel of Matt Heath and G Lane for another episode of The Agenda!The guys go 'Around The World' starting off with a fitting...
"Sunday Scenario: Best Birthday Ever!"
05 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This special episode of The Agenda features Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC & Former Hauraki Head G Lane. Whose the number one sportsperson (alive or...
"The Nipple Clamp"
03 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The ACC's Agenda is back for another week with a panel featuring Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC Head & Former Hauraki Head G Lane.The guys go 'Aroun...
"Sunday Scenario: Mind Eraser, No Chaser"
26 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This special episode of The Agenda features Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC & Former Hauraki Head G Lane. If you could erase one thing from your mind...
"Chow Down Wide Load"
24 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The ACC's Agenda is back for another week with a panel featuring Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC Head & Former Hauraki Head G Lane.The guys go 'Aroun...
"Let's Ram It!"
16 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The ACC's Agenda is back for another week with a panel featuring Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC Head & Former Hauraki Head G Lane.The guys go 'Aroun...
"Sunday Scenario: The Body Switch"
12 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This special episode of The Agenda features Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC & Former Hauraki Head G Lane. If you could put yourself into the shoes of...
"Ze German Centipede"
10 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The ACC's Agenda is back for another week with a panel featuring Matt Heath and ACC Head & Former Hauraki Head G Lane.The guys take a deep dive into t...
"Sunday Scenario: Pornstars Vs Murderers"
05 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This special episode of The Agenda features Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC & Former Hauraki Head G Lane.Are there more pornstars or murderers in the...
"Smashed By A Ram"
03 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The ACC's Agenda is back for another week with a panel featuring Matt Heath and ACC Head & Former Hauraki Head G Lane.The guys go around the world cha...
"Sunday Scenario: True Or False Rumours"
29 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This special episode of The Agenda features Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC & Former Hauraki Head G Lane. If you could have one rumour, true or false...
"The Black Clash"
28 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This special episode of The Agenda features all the highlights and lowlights from the ACC's coverage of the Hot Spring Spas T20 Black Clash at Mount M...
"The Snatch Catch"
27 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The ACC's Agenda is back for another week with a panel featuring James McOnie and ACC Head & Former Hauraki Head G Lane.The guys go Around The World d...
"Schmoke & A Pancake"
20 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The ACC's Agenda is back for another week, with a panel featuring James McOnie and ACC Head & Former Hauraki Head G Lane.The guys go around the world,...
"Commentary Suicide Squad"
14 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The ACC's Agenda returns for 2022 with a panel featuring Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC Head & Former Hauraki Head G Lane.The guys go 'Around The Wo...
"World Test Championship Final Replay - Day 6: Session 1"
30 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
As a late Christmas present from The ACC team, we're going to be releasing every ball of every session of the World Test Championship Final each day s...
"World Test Championship Final Replay - Day 6: Session 2"
30 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
As a late Christmas present from The ACC team, we're going to be releasing every ball of every session of the World Test Championship Final each day s...
"World Test Championship Final Replay - Day 6: Session 3"
30 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
As a late Christmas present from The ACC team, we're going to be releasing every ball of every session of the World Test Championship Final each day s...
"World Test Championship Final Replay - Day 5: Session 1"
29 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
As a late Christmas present from The ACC team, we're going to be releasing every ball of every session of the World Test Championship Final each day s...
"World Test Championship Final Replay - Day 5: Session 2"
29 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
As a late Christmas present from The ACC team, we're going to be releasing every ball of every session of the World Test Championship Final each day s...
"World Test Championship Final Replay - Day 5: Session 3"
29 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
As a late Christmas present from The ACC team, we're going to be releasing every ball of every session of the World Test Championship Final each day s...
"World Test Championship Final Replay - Day 4"
28 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
As a late Christmas present from The ACC team, we're going to be releasing every ball of every session of the World Test Championship Final each day s...
"World Test Championship Final Replay - Day 3: Session 1"
27 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
As a late Christmas present from The ACC team, we're going to be releasing every ball of every session of the World Test Championship Final each day s...
"World Test Championship Final Replay - Day 3: Session 2"
27 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
As a late Christmas present from The ACC team, we're going to be releasing every ball of every session of the World Test Championship Final each day s...
"World Test Championship Final Replay - Day 3: Session 3"
27 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
As a late Christmas present from The ACC team, we're going to be releasing every ball of every session of the World Test Championship Final each day s...
"World Test Championship Final Replay - Day 2: Session 1"
26 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
As a late Christmas present from The ACC team, we're going to be releasing every ball of every session of the World Test Championship Final each day s...
"World Test Championship Final Replay - Day 2: Sessions 2 & 3"
26 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
As a late Christmas present from The ACC team, we're going to be releasing every ball of every session of the World Test Championship Final each day s...
World Test Championship Final Replay - Day 1
25 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
As a late Christmas present from The ACC team, we're going to be releasing every ball of every session of the World Test Championship Final each day s...
"The Agenda Awards Show"
17 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This episode's panel features Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC & Former Hauraki Head G Lane.In an ACC Agenda first, the panel unveil their finalists a...
"Sunday Scenario: Beaver Or The Jav?"
11 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This special episode of The Agenda features Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC & Former Hauraki Head G Lane. If you had to erase one of NZ's greatest sp...
"The Emu Wars"
10 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This episode's panel features Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC & Former Hauraki Head G Lane.The guys go around the world to discuss the absolute troun...
"Sunday Scenario: Fictional Sports Dream"
04 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This special episode of The Agenda features Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC & Former Hauraki Head G Lane.If you could play for one fictional sports t...
"Platypus In The Pits"
02 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This episode's panel features Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC & Former Hauraki Head G Lane.The guys go 'Around The World' with a preview of the 2nd T...
"Halfway Between A Sizzler & A Devilled Sausage"
25 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This episode's panel features Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC & Former Hauraki Head G Lane.Should Razor Robertson steady the All Blacks Ship?How does...
"Wood In My Wide On"
18 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This episode's panel features Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC & Former Hauraki Head G Lane.How much blame do we put on ACC Head G Lane for jinxing us...
"The Womb Broom"
09 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This episode's panel features Matt Heath and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane.What should be done to decide a winner if the Black Caps and England tie again?...
"Back In The Flesh... Light"
04 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This episode's panel features Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane.What rule changes would you make to even up the ABs Test vs Italy...
"Can I Just Go Sexual For A Moment?"
28 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This episode's panel features Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane.How sexy was Devon Conway's "Superman" catch? Do we think Shoaib ...
"The Half Cut Bowler"
22 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This episode's panel features Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane.The Melbourne Cup is coming up, are we excited to see the post-ra...
"Straight To The Money Shot!"
14 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This episode's panel features Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane.How hot was the Fury & Wilder fight?Is Niko Kirwan New Zealand's ...
"Ice Cream Or Covid"
07 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This episode's panel features Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane.With Benji Marshall announcing his retirement from rugba league d...
"Suck On These Gutters!"
04 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This episode's panel features Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane.Has Reese Walsh's cocaine arrest got you excited or nervous about...
"We Could Just Play Asshole"
23 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This episode's panel features Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane.Are we surprised with the Black Caps having to pull out of their ...
"Back To Sheep F**king"
16 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This episode's panel features Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane.Is it time to get rid of Test cricket and just focus on T20s?Is i...
"Super Leg Spreader"
10 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This episode's panel features Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane.After Jordie Barrett's Red Card has rugby officially become tiddl...
"Dropped At The Alter"
02 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This episode's panel features Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane.We had the GOAT in the Boat now what nickname are we giving Sophi...
"James McOnie's Diary"
26 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Join the first-ever remote Agenda Podcast as Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC Head G Lane go over the latest sports topics of the week.See omnystudio....
Bonus Scenario: "I Enjoyed His Last Shitter"
14 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This Bonus Scenario features Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane.If you could only watch one actor’s movies for the rest of your ...
"The All Bains"
12 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This episode's panel features Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane.What could make the All Blacks Vs the Wallabies Eden Park: Part 2...
Bledisloe Special (Feat Kieran "Eye Sockets" Read)
05 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane are joined by Great New Zealander Kieran "Eye Sockets" Read to preview the first Bledisloe Cup ...
"Dish Is For Upham"
04 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This episode's panel features Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane.Olympics update!!!Social Media Question: If they make a porn movi...
Bonus Scenario: 1 Run From The Perfect Game
31 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This Bonus Scenario features Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane.For $10,000 you get locked in a room and forced to watch one sport...
"Something For The Dads"
29 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This episode's panel features Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane.3 medals so far for New Zealand, give 'em a taste of Kiwi!Welling...
Bonus Scenario: #AD
24 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This Bonus Scenario features James McOnie and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane.From now on you're only allowed to visit one website for as long as you are al...
"Breeding Super Athletes"
22 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This episode's panel features James McOnie and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane.Is this the year the Aussies could finally beat the All Blacks?Are the Tokyo ...
Bonus Scenario: Star Fucker From Down South
17 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This Bonus Scenario features Matt Heath & James McOnie.Would you rather spend a day with a clone of yourself or a clone of yourself in the opposite se...
"A Ricky Bobby Situation"
15 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This episode's panel features Matt Heath & James McOnie.Is the English Football Team the biggest chokers in history?Are rugby's new rules going to mak...
Bonus Scenario: The Breast Feeding Section
10 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This Bonus Scenario features Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane.Would you rather get an extra hour of sleep every night but have n...
"The Minge Dynasty Bush League"
08 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This episode's panel features Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane.Is football coming home?Has James McOnie dethroned Weird Al as th...
Bonus Scenario: Knife Party
05 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This Bonus Scenario features Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane.Your biggest enemy challenges you to a Duel to the Death. Who chal...
"The ACC Vs India"
01 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This episode's panel features Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane.Should ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane have won Man of the Match of the...
WTC Final Special - Henry Nicholls Interview
01 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Henry Nicholls aka Hairy Nipples joined Matt & Jerry on the Hauraki Breakfast live from MIQ to talk about the historic Black Caps victory, how nervous...
WTC Final Special - Tim Southee Interview
30 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Tim Southee aka The Sexy Camel joined Matt & Jerry on the Hauraki Breakfast live from MIQ to talk about the historic Black Caps victory, what the cele...
WTC Final Special - Lovely Trenty Interview
27 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The Black Caps are World Test Champions!!! Trent Boult joined Matt & Jerry on the Hauraki Breakfast in MIQ to talk about the historic victory, what t...
WTC Final Special - Day 6: The Final Winning Moments
23 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Please enjoy the historic final moments of the Black Caps winning the World Test Championship between the Black Caps & India. Brought to you by Dulux...
WTC Final Special - Day 6: Session 3 (Part 2)
23 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Please enjoy every ball of Part 2 of the 3rd Session of Day 6 of the World Test Championship between the Black Caps & India. Brought to you by Dulux....
WTC Final Special - Day 6: Session 3 (Part 1)
23 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Please enjoy every ball of Part 1 of the 3rd Session of Day 6 of the World Test Championship between the Black Caps & India. Brought to you by Dulux....
WTC Final Special - Day 6: Session 2
23 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Please enjoy every ball of the 2nd Session of Day 6 of the World Test Championship between the Black Caps & India. Brought to you by Dulux. Backing g...
WTC Final Special - Day 6: Session 1
23 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Please enjoy every ball of the 1st Session of Day 6 of the World Test Championship between the Black Caps & India. Brought to you by Dulux. Backing g...
WTC Final Special - Day 5: Session 3 + Day Wrap-Up
22 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Please enjoy every ball of the 3rd Session and a wrap-up of Day 5 of the World Test Championship between the Black Caps & India. Brought to you by Du...
WTC Final Special - Day 5: Session 2
22 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Please enjoy every ball of the 2nd Session of Day 5 of the World Test Championship between the Black Caps & India. Brought to you by Dulux. Backing g...
WTC Final Special - Day 5: Session 1
22 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Please enjoy every ball of the 1st Session of Day 5 of the World Test Championship between the Black Caps & India. Brought to you by Dulux. Backing g...
WTC Final Special - Day 4: Rain Delay Callers + Day Wrap-Up
21 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
With no play on Day 4 due to rain of the World Test Championship between the Black Caps & India, the guys went to the phones for some talkback...Broug...
WTC Final Special - Day 3: Session 3 + Day Wrap-Up
20 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Please enjoy every ball of the 3rd Session and a wrap-up of Day 3 of the World Test Championship between the Black Caps & India. Brought to you by Du...
WTC Final Special - Day 3: Session 2
20 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Please enjoy every ball of the 2nd Session of Day 3 of the World Test Championship between the Black Caps & India. Brought to you by Dulux. Backing g...
WTC Final Special - Day 3: Session 1
20 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Please enjoy every ball of the 1st Session of Day 3 of the World Test Championship between the Black Caps & India. Brought to you by Dulux. Backing g...
Bonus Scenario: Background Characters
19 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This Bonus Scenario features Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane.If you could live your life as a background character of any movie...
WTC Final Special - Day 2: Session 3 + Day Wrap-Up
19 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Please enjoy every ball of the 3rd Session and a wrap-up of Day 2 of the World Test Championship between the Black Caps & India. Brought to you by Du...
WTC Final Special - Day 2: Session 2
19 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Please enjoy every ball of the 2nd Session of Day 2 of the World Test Championship between the Black Caps & India. Brought to you by Dulux. Backing g...
WTC Final Special - Day 2: Session 1
19 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Please enjoy every ball of the 1st Session of Day 2 of the World Test Championship between the Black Caps & India. Brought to you by Dulux. Backing g...
WTC Final Preview Special - Mike Hesson Interview
17 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Matt & Jerry were joined on the show by former Black Caps coach Mike Hesson to preview the World Test Championship Final. Hess discussed who he would...
WTC Final Preview Special - Gary Stead Interview
17 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Matt & Jerry were joined on the show by Black Caps coach Gary Stead to preview the World Test Championship Final. Gary Stead gave an insight into wha...
"I Could Take Santa's Finger"
17 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This episode's panel features Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane.What are some tricks to help you stay awake for the ACCs ball by ...
Bonus Scenario: Humancentipad
12 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This Bonus Scenario features James McOnie and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane.You're the head of a massive tech company and you have to pitch your co-hosts ...
"Yah **** **** ****"
10 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This episode's panel features James McOnie and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane.What are some of the great half-time speeches?How could NZ get invited into t...
Bonus Scenario: 500 Years Of Immortality
05 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This Bonus Scenario features James McOnie and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane.You gain immortality and are sent back 500 years. Your mortality resumes once ...
"That Threeway Turned My Couch Into A Slip N' Slide"
03 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This episode's panel features James McOnie and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane.Because he has such an impressive crop of hair is it time to relitigate the M...
Bonus Scenario: Farting In An Elevator
29 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This Bonus Scenario features Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane.You've just farted in an elevator and now the doors are opening…...
"For F**ks Sake!"
27 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This episode's panel features Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane.What is better Reese Walsh's looks or league ability?How awkward ...
Bonus Scenario - Time Travel Super Powers
23 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This episode's panel features Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane.You can choose to have the ability to go 2 minutes into the futur...
"That's A Sweet Burn!"
20 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This episode's panel features Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane.The ACC has come under fire from a number of Indian cricket fans,...
Bonus Scenario - Dictator Of NZ
16 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This episode's panel features Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane.If you were to become Dictator of NZ tomorrow... Who are you pick...
"CTE & Syphilis" (Feat: Scotty J Stevenson)
13 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This episode's panel features Matt Heath, James McOnie & Scotty J Stevenson.Who will take the load now that BJ is done?Will the Dingos put up much com...
!Bonus Scenario!
09 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This episode's panel features Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane.Donald Trump shows up at your door on Friday night and asks if he...
"Battling Through The Bush"
06 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This episode's panel features Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane.The IPL canned because of bloody COVID... What else could Razor R...
"Morningside For Life!"
29 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This episode's panel features Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane.Do we have any name suggestions for the new NRL franchise potenti...