The Agenda
Episodes
"Empire Games Special: Final Episode"
09 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Join ACC Head G Lane as he dissects all the key moments from the final day of the Comm Games, allowing you to sound like an absolute genius in the wor...
"Empire Games Special: Episode 6 + All Blacks Post-Mortem"
08 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Join ACC Head G Lane as he dissects all the key moments from the weekend, allowing you to sound like an absolute expert in the workplace!Plus, a bonus...
"Empire Games Special: Episode 5 + All Blacks Team Naming"
04 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
ACC Head G Lane brings you everything you need to know about the Commonwealth Games from overnight to provide you with all the small talk you need to ...
"Empire Games Special: Episode 4 (Featuring Matt Heath)"
03 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Matt Heath joins ACC Head G Lane to wrap all the important parts from overnight at the Commonwealth Games as they provide all the quality water cooler...
"Empire Games Special: Episode 3 (Featuring James McOnie)"
02 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
James McOnie joins ACC Head G Lane to wrap all the important parts from overnight at the Commonwealth Games as they provide all the quality water cool...
"Empire Games Special: Episode 2"
02 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Join ACC Head G Lane to wrap all the important parts of the Commonwealth Games for 2022 as he provides all the information you need to sound like an e...
"Empire Games Special: Episode 1"
31 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Join ACC Head G Lane as we wrap all the important parts of the opening weekend of the Commonwealth Games for 2022 as we provide the quality water cool...
"Manly & The Rainbow Shirt Gate"
28 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Matt Heath and James McOnie join ACC Head G Lane for another episode of The Agenda! This week, the guys discuss Des Hasler's awkward apology for his p...
"The British Open Won By Joe Dirt!"
21 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
James McOnie joins ACC Head G Lane for another episode of The Agenda!This week, the guys discuss the ABs and why everyone should panic, how a typical ...
"Is Fozzie Better Coaching From Zoom?"
14 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Matt Heath joins ACC Head G Lane for another episode of The Agenda! This week, the guys discuss if it is time to panic before the 3rd All Blacks &...
"Streakers Are Meant To Be Naked, Not On TikTok"
08 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Matt Heath and James McOnie join ACC Head G Lane for another episode of The Agenda! This week, the guys discuss James' trip to Vegas, the Black Caps P...
"Sunday Scenario: 80s Action Movie Death Match"
02 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This special episode of The Agenda features Matt Heath and G Lane. At their peak, who would win a fight to the death? Jean-Claude Van Damme, Steven ...
"Ice Hockey Players Are Absolute Lizards!"
30 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Matt Heath joins ACC Head G Lane for another episode of the Agenda! This week, the guys discuss 'Baz-Ball', the amazing weekend of Ruggba League, an e...
"Sunday Scenario: "He's Hot But He's No Richard Kahui!"
25 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This special episode of The Agenda features ACC Head G Lane and James McOnie. After Paige Spiranac, a Professional Golfer was named 'Maxim's Hottest W...
"Klay Thompson With A Steady The Ship Hat!"
23 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
James McOnie joins ACC Head G Lane for another episode of the Agenda! This week, the guys discuss the Super Rugby Final and read some feedback, Klay T...
"Do The Blues Have A Chant?
16 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
James McOnie and Matt Heath join ACC Head G Lane for another episode of the Agenda! This week, the panel discusses cheating in the FIFA World Cup, the...
"Sunday Scenario: Russell Crowe & Gladiator"
11 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This special episode of The Agenda features Matt Heath and James McOnie. If you were forced into gladiatorial combat like Russell Crowe aka Maximus De...
"The Little General To The Rescue!"
09 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
James McOnie joins Matt Heath this week for another episode of New Zealand's #1 "Sports" podcast, The Agenda! This week, the panel discusses how shit ...
"Sunday Scenario: God Save The Queen"
04 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This special episode of The Agenda features Matt Heath, Ben Hurley and ACC & Former Hauraki Head G Lane. As a Kiwi is the more satisfying to beat ...
"Steph Curry Is An Absolute Wounder"
02 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Ben Hurley and Matt Heath join ACC Head G Lane for another episode of the Agenda! This week, the panel discusses their thoughts on the Black Caps' 1st...
"Sunday Scenario: ACC Ram Raid"
28 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This special episode of The Agenda features Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC & Former Hauraki Head G Lane. What roles would the members of the ACC...
"BBC Intern Takes One For The Team"
26 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
James McOnie and Matt Heath join ACC Head G Lane for another episode of the Agenda! This week, the panel discusses a rain delay in an NBA game... The ...
"Sunday Scenario: Endless Supply Of Hookers"
21 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This special episode of The Agenda features James McOnie and ACC & Former Hauraki Head G Lane. If you could have an endless supply of anything, wh...
"Mike Hosking F*cking Loves The Warriors"
20 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
James McOnie joins ACC Head G Lane for another episode of The Agenda! This week Au revoir Womb Broom, they find an unsuspecting supporter of the Warri...
"The Te Awamutu Swinging Scene"
12 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
James McOnie joins ACC Head G Lane for another episode of The Agenda! The guys go 'Around The World' to chat everything from B Mac going to coach the ...
"That Time James McOnie Called Warnie The Team Physio"
05 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
James McOnie joins ACC Head G Lane for another episode of The Agenda! The guys go 'Around The World' to chat everything from Super Rugby Red Cards, bl...
"Mark Todd Has The Hardest Nuts In World Sport"
29 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
James McOnie joins Matt Heath for another episode of The Agenda! The guys go 'Around The World' to chat everything from does Super Rugby need an Ameri...
"ANZAC Day Scenario: Wallabies V Black Caps"
24 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This special episode of The Agenda features James McOnie and ACC Head G Lane. Would you sit through the Wallabies beating the All Blacks at Eden Park ...
"Let Me Send Hadlee A Dick Pic"
23 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
James McOnie joins ACC Head G Lane for another episode of The Agenda! The guys go 'Around The World' to chat everything from more COVID issues for Moa...
"Lawn Bowls & Drugs"
14 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
James McOnie joins Matt Heath for another episode of The Agenda! The guys chat everything from local Lawn Bowls to Warriors three-peats and Beaudy run...
"How To Become The Most Hated Man In NZ"
07 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
James McOnie and Matt Heath join ACC Head G Lane on this week's panel for The Agenda! The guys go 'Around The World discussing the "Worst 'Summer of C...
"The Scandanavian Dolphin Hunters"
30 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
James McOnie joins ACC Head G Lane on this week's panel for The Agenda!The guys go 'Around The World discussing everything from horse meat diets to Sc...
"Long Haul Vag"
24 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Matt Heath joins ACC Head G Lane on the panel for another episode of The Agenda!The guys go 'Around The World' to discuss all of the latest and greate...
"Sunday Scenario: Forever Hung Vs No More Booze"
20 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This special episode of The Agenda features Matt Heath and ACC & Former Hauraki Head G Lane.Would you rather be permanently hungover or never be able ...
"The Amsterdam Bike Lane"
17 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Matt Heath joins ACC and former Hauraki Head G Lane on the panel for another episode of The Agenda!The guys go 'Around The World' to chat the absolute...
"Jonah's Incident At The Movies (Feat. Ben Hurley)"
09 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Ben Hurley joins the elite panel of Matt Heath and G Lane for another episode of The Agenda!The guys go 'Around The World' starting off with a fitting...
"Sunday Scenario: Best Birthday Ever!"
05 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This special episode of The Agenda features Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC & Former Hauraki Head G Lane. Whose the number one sportsperson (alive or...
"The Nipple Clamp"
03 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The ACC's Agenda is back for another week with a panel featuring Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC Head & Former Hauraki Head G Lane.The guys go 'Aroun...
"Sunday Scenario: Mind Eraser, No Chaser"
26 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This special episode of The Agenda features Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC & Former Hauraki Head G Lane. If you could erase one thing from your mind...
"Chow Down Wide Load"
24 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The ACC's Agenda is back for another week with a panel featuring Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC Head & Former Hauraki Head G Lane.The guys go 'Aroun...
"Let's Ram It!"
16 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The ACC's Agenda is back for another week with a panel featuring Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC Head & Former Hauraki Head G Lane.The guys go 'Aroun...
"Sunday Scenario: The Body Switch"
12 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This special episode of The Agenda features Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC & Former Hauraki Head G Lane. If you could put yourself into the shoes of...
"Ze German Centipede"
10 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The ACC's Agenda is back for another week with a panel featuring Matt Heath and ACC Head & Former Hauraki Head G Lane.The guys take a deep dive into t...
"Sunday Scenario: Pornstars Vs Murderers"
05 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This special episode of The Agenda features Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC & Former Hauraki Head G Lane.Are there more pornstars or murderers in the...
"Smashed By A Ram"
03 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The ACC's Agenda is back for another week with a panel featuring Matt Heath and ACC Head & Former Hauraki Head G Lane.The guys go around the world cha...
"Sunday Scenario: True Or False Rumours"
29 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This special episode of The Agenda features Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC & Former Hauraki Head G Lane. If you could have one rumour, true or false...
"The Black Clash"
28 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This special episode of The Agenda features all the highlights and lowlights from the ACC's coverage of the Hot Spring Spas T20 Black Clash at Mount M...
"The Snatch Catch"
27 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The ACC's Agenda is back for another week with a panel featuring James McOnie and ACC Head & Former Hauraki Head G Lane.The guys go Around The World d...
"Schmoke & A Pancake"
20 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The ACC's Agenda is back for another week, with a panel featuring James McOnie and ACC Head & Former Hauraki Head G Lane.The guys go around the world,...
"Commentary Suicide Squad"
14 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The ACC's Agenda returns for 2022 with a panel featuring Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC Head & Former Hauraki Head G Lane.The guys go 'Around The Wo...
"World Test Championship Final Replay - Day 6: Session 1"
30 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
As a late Christmas present from The ACC team, we're going to be releasing every ball of every session of the World Test Championship Final each day s...
"World Test Championship Final Replay - Day 6: Session 2"
30 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
As a late Christmas present from The ACC team, we're going to be releasing every ball of every session of the World Test Championship Final each day s...
"World Test Championship Final Replay - Day 6: Session 3"
30 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
As a late Christmas present from The ACC team, we're going to be releasing every ball of every session of the World Test Championship Final each day s...
"World Test Championship Final Replay - Day 5: Session 1"
29 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
As a late Christmas present from The ACC team, we're going to be releasing every ball of every session of the World Test Championship Final each day s...
"World Test Championship Final Replay - Day 5: Session 2"
29 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
As a late Christmas present from The ACC team, we're going to be releasing every ball of every session of the World Test Championship Final each day s...
"World Test Championship Final Replay - Day 5: Session 3"
29 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
As a late Christmas present from The ACC team, we're going to be releasing every ball of every session of the World Test Championship Final each day s...
"World Test Championship Final Replay - Day 4"
28 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
As a late Christmas present from The ACC team, we're going to be releasing every ball of every session of the World Test Championship Final each day s...
"World Test Championship Final Replay - Day 3: Session 1"
27 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
As a late Christmas present from The ACC team, we're going to be releasing every ball of every session of the World Test Championship Final each day s...
"World Test Championship Final Replay - Day 3: Session 2"
27 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
As a late Christmas present from The ACC team, we're going to be releasing every ball of every session of the World Test Championship Final each day s...
"World Test Championship Final Replay - Day 3: Session 3"
27 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
As a late Christmas present from The ACC team, we're going to be releasing every ball of every session of the World Test Championship Final each day s...
"World Test Championship Final Replay - Day 2: Session 1"
26 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
As a late Christmas present from The ACC team, we're going to be releasing every ball of every session of the World Test Championship Final each day s...
"World Test Championship Final Replay - Day 2: Sessions 2 & 3"
26 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
As a late Christmas present from The ACC team, we're going to be releasing every ball of every session of the World Test Championship Final each day s...
World Test Championship Final Replay - Day 1
25 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
As a late Christmas present from The ACC team, we're going to be releasing every ball of every session of the World Test Championship Final each day s...
"The Agenda Awards Show"
17 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This episode's panel features Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC & Former Hauraki Head G Lane.In an ACC Agenda first, the panel unveil their finalists a...
"Sunday Scenario: Beaver Or The Jav?"
11 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This special episode of The Agenda features Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC & Former Hauraki Head G Lane. If you had to erase one of NZ's greatest sp...
"The Emu Wars"
10 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This episode's panel features Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC & Former Hauraki Head G Lane.The guys go around the world to discuss the absolute troun...
"Sunday Scenario: Fictional Sports Dream"
04 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This special episode of The Agenda features Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC & Former Hauraki Head G Lane.If you could play for one fictional sports t...
"Platypus In The Pits"
02 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This episode's panel features Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC & Former Hauraki Head G Lane.The guys go 'Around The World' with a preview of the 2nd T...
"Halfway Between A Sizzler & A Devilled Sausage"
25 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This episode's panel features Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC & Former Hauraki Head G Lane.Should Razor Robertson steady the All Blacks Ship?How does...
"Wood In My Wide On"
18 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This episode's panel features Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC & Former Hauraki Head G Lane.How much blame do we put on ACC Head G Lane for jinxing us...
"The Womb Broom"
09 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This episode's panel features Matt Heath and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane.What should be done to decide a winner if the Black Caps and England tie again?...
"Back In The Flesh... Light"
04 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This episode's panel features Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane.What rule changes would you make to even up the ABs Test vs Italy...
"Can I Just Go Sexual For A Moment?"
28 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This episode's panel features Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane.How sexy was Devon Conway's "Superman" catch? Do we think Shoaib ...
"The Half Cut Bowler"
22 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This episode's panel features Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane.The Melbourne Cup is coming up, are we excited to see the post-ra...
"Straight To The Money Shot!"
14 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This episode's panel features Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane.How hot was the Fury & Wilder fight?Is Niko Kirwan New Zealand's ...
"Ice Cream Or Covid"
07 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This episode's panel features Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane.With Benji Marshall announcing his retirement from rugba league d...
"Suck On These Gutters!"
04 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This episode's panel features Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane.Has Reese Walsh's cocaine arrest got you excited or nervous about...
"We Could Just Play Asshole"
23 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This episode's panel features Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane.Are we surprised with the Black Caps having to pull out of their ...
"Back To Sheep F**king"
16 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This episode's panel features Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane.Is it time to get rid of Test cricket and just focus on T20s?Is i...
"Super Leg Spreader"
10 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This episode's panel features Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane.After Jordie Barrett's Red Card has rugby officially become tiddl...
"Dropped At The Alter"
02 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This episode's panel features Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane.We had the GOAT in the Boat now what nickname are we giving Sophi...
"James McOnie's Diary"
26 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Join the first-ever remote Agenda Podcast as Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC Head G Lane go over the latest sports topics of the week.See omnystudio....
Bonus Scenario: "I Enjoyed His Last Shitter"
14 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This Bonus Scenario features Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane.If you could only watch one actor’s movies for the rest of your ...
"The All Bains"
12 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This episode's panel features Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane.What could make the All Blacks Vs the Wallabies Eden Park: Part 2...
Bledisloe Special (Feat Kieran "Eye Sockets" Read)
05 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane are joined by Great New Zealander Kieran "Eye Sockets" Read to preview the first Bledisloe Cup ...
"Dish Is For Upham"
04 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This episode's panel features Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane.Olympics update!!!Social Media Question: If they make a porn movi...
Bonus Scenario: 1 Run From The Perfect Game
31 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This Bonus Scenario features Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane.For $10,000 you get locked in a room and forced to watch one sport...
"Something For The Dads"
29 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This episode's panel features Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane.3 medals so far for New Zealand, give 'em a taste of Kiwi!Welling...
Bonus Scenario: #AD
24 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This Bonus Scenario features James McOnie and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane.From now on you're only allowed to visit one website for as long as you are al...
"Breeding Super Athletes"
22 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This episode's panel features James McOnie and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane.Is this the year the Aussies could finally beat the All Blacks?Are the Tokyo ...
Bonus Scenario: Star Fucker From Down South
17 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This Bonus Scenario features Matt Heath & James McOnie.Would you rather spend a day with a clone of yourself or a clone of yourself in the opposite se...
"A Ricky Bobby Situation"
15 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This episode's panel features Matt Heath & James McOnie.Is the English Football Team the biggest chokers in history?Are rugby's new rules going to mak...
Bonus Scenario: The Breast Feeding Section
10 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This Bonus Scenario features Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane.Would you rather get an extra hour of sleep every night but have n...
"The Minge Dynasty Bush League"
08 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This episode's panel features Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane.Is football coming home?Has James McOnie dethroned Weird Al as th...
Bonus Scenario: Knife Party
05 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This Bonus Scenario features Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane.Your biggest enemy challenges you to a Duel to the Death. Who chal...
"The ACC Vs India"
01 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This episode's panel features Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane.Should ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane have won Man of the Match of the...
WTC Final Special - Henry Nicholls Interview
01 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Henry Nicholls aka Hairy Nipples joined Matt & Jerry on the Hauraki Breakfast live from MIQ to talk about the historic Black Caps victory, how nervous...
WTC Final Special - Tim Southee Interview
30 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Tim Southee aka The Sexy Camel joined Matt & Jerry on the Hauraki Breakfast live from MIQ to talk about the historic Black Caps victory, what the cele...
WTC Final Special - Lovely Trenty Interview
27 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The Black Caps are World Test Champions!!! Trent Boult joined Matt & Jerry on the Hauraki Breakfast in MIQ to talk about the historic victory, what t...
WTC Final Special - Day 6: The Final Winning Moments
23 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Please enjoy the historic final moments of the Black Caps winning the World Test Championship between the Black Caps & India. Brought to you by Dulux...