The Agenda

Feature Length Agenda: "Jason Paris Let It Hang Out Like An Old Man's Nappy"

11 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Matt Heath joins Manaia Stewart for this week's feature-length episode of The Agenda!  In this episode, the real explanation of cheating of the highe...

Daily Agenda: "Eat My Shorts!"

09 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

ACC Head G Lane joins Manaia Stewart for a bumper Wednesday Daily Agenda podcast. The fellas react to the Simpsons calling out Wellington Rugby, the o...

Daily Agenda: "Go Fund Yaself!"

08 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

ACC Head G Lane joins Manaia Stewart for a bumper Tuesday Daily Agenda podcast. In light of a statement from the NRL that the CEO of a Telco has damag...

Daily Agenda: "The Andrew Webster Swear Jar"

07 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

ACC Head G Lane joins Manaia Stewart to digest all of the weekend's action. The fellas breakdown the Warriors ref debacle and how the Warriors Faithfu...

Daily Agenda: "Always Keep Your Receipts!"

04 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

ACC Webmaster Joe Durie joins Manaia Stewart for a Fridee edition of the Daily Agenda podcast. In today's episode, the fellas break down how a draft/...

Feature Length Agenda: "Have The Chiefs Climaxed Too Early?"

04 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

James McOnie & Manaia Stewart join ACC Head G Lane for another episode of The Agenda! In this episode, have the Chiefs blown their load too early ...

Daily Agenda: "Furious Driving"

02 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

ACC Head G Lane joins Manaia Stewart for a bumper Wednesday Daily Agenda podcast. The fellas discuss Nick Kyrgios' car being stolen, furious driving, ...

Daily Agenda: "Out To Pasture"

01 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

ACC Head G Lane joins Manaia Stewart for a Tuesday Daily Agenda podcast. In today's episode the fellas count Steven Alker's money for him, discuss wha...

Daily Agenda: "Chiefs Manaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!"

30 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

ACC Head G Lane joins Manaia Stewart for Monday's Daily Agenda podcast. The fellas discuss the top-of-the-table clash between the Chiefs & Crusade...

Daily Agenda: "The Judiciary"

28 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

ACC Animal Facts Specialist Matt Heath joins Manaia Stewart for today's Daily Agenda podcast. The fellas discuss what exactly makes up the NRL Judicia...

Feature Length Agenda: "Have We Changed The Face (Or Rear) Of Pole Vaulting"

27 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Matt Heath & Manaia Stewart join ACC Head G Lane for another feature-length episode of The Agenda! On this episode, do we really need to change st...

Daily Agenda: "The RTS Bat Signal"

25 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

ACC Head G Lane joins Manaia Stewart for a bumper Wednesday Daily Agenda podcast. The fellas discuss bringing RTS back early, scraps on in Major Leagu...

Daily Agenda: "It's Our Year (Next Year)"

20 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Animal Facts Specialist Matt Heath joins Manaia Stewart on a bumper edition of the Daily Agenda covering all angles of the biggest news story in a gen...

Feature Length Agenda: "Forget The Bandwagon, Time To Jump On The Caboose!"

20 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Manaia Stewart and ACC Head G Lane join forces for another feature-length episode of The Agenda! In this episode, the guys discuss how to fix the Comm...

Daily Agenda: "Light The Beam"

19 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

ACC Head G Lane joins Manaia Stewart for a Wednesday Daily Agenda podcast. In today's episode, the fellas discuss using a car in a marathon, Warriors ...

Daily Agenda: “The Boerewors Factory“

18 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

ACC Head G Lane joins Manaia Stewart for Tuesday's Daily Agenda podcast. The fellas discuss the Cricket Sausage Factory, the Haka Curse, and the frigh...

Daily Agenda: "Mana Dripping From Everywhere!"

16 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

ACC Head G Lane joins Manaia Stewart for a Mondee Daily Agenda podcast. The fellas react to all the weekend's sporting events, including another histo...

Daily Agenda: "Ya Wanna Get Shredded?!"

13 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Manaia Stewart is flying solo for your Fridee and has some goodies to give away thanks to Musashi! Tune in to find out how to win everything you need ...

Feature Length Agenda: "Grading The Longest Summer Of Cricket Ever"

13 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Manaia Stewart and ACC Head G Lane join forces for another feature-length episode of The Agenda! In this episode, the guys feel a little dirty about t...

Daily Agenda: "Let Rory LIV"

11 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Manaia Stewart is flying solo for Wednesday's Daily Agenda podcast.Unshackled and free to spread his wings Manaia blows the lid off rumours of Rory Mc...

Daily Agenda: "Backhanded It In"

10 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

ACC Head G Lane joins Manaia Stewart for Tuesday's Daily Agenda Podcast.  In today's episode, the fellas break down a massive weekend of bed shits, t...

Feature Length Agenda: "Steady The Ship's Broken Rudder"

06 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

James McOnie & Manaia Stewart join ACC Head G Lane for another feature length episode of The Agenda! In this episode, the Black Caps get terrible ...

Daily Agenda: "Blowin' Trees"

04 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

ACC Head G Lane joins Manaia Stewart for Wednesday's Daily Agenda podcast. In this episode, the fellas discuss Whakamanas in the NBA, the A-League res...

Daily Agenda: "Kane Williamson Got The Full Lundy"

04 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

ACC Head G Lane joins Manaia Stewart for Tuesday's Daily Agenda podcast. In this episode, the fellas discuss the latest on Kane Williamson's knee inju...

Daily Agenda: "The Common Theme From Warriors Wins Revealed!"

02 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

ACC Head G Lane joins Manaia Stewart to digest a huge weekend of sport on The ACC and around the world! In this episode, the fellas discuss whether La...

Daily Agenda: "A Bunch Of Middle Aged Men Pretending They Can Still Play"

30 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Jeremy James Drummond Wells makes his much-anticipated debut on the Daily Agenda powered by Musashi this morning. Fresh off the back of catch-up with ...

Feature Length Agenda: "Soiling The Turf At Eden Park"

30 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Matt Heath & Manaia Stewart join ACC Head G Lane for a feature-length episode of The Agenda! In this episode, should the ACC really be allowed to ...

Daily Agenda: "Hiff Up A Tui"

29 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

ACC Animal Facts Specialist Matt Heath joins Manaia Stewart for today's Daily Agenda podcast. In this episode, the fellas solve rain delays with a rev...

Daily Agenda: "Taking On Hell With A Squirt Gun"

27 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

ACC Head G Lane joins Manaia Stewart for Tuesday's Daily Agenda Podcast. In this episode, the fellas discuss bringing the All Blacks rest policies to ...

Daily Agenda: "You Can't Say That!"

26 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

ACC Head G Lane joins Manaia Stewart for the inaugural Daily Agenda podcast. In this episode, the fellas discuss the capacity of the Warriors Bandwago...

"Ref Decisions Should Be Totally Based On Vibe!"

23 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Matt Heath & Manaia Stewart join ACC Head G Lane for another episode of The Agenda! In this episode, the guys discuss how awkward the Razor Ray an...

"Its A Dolphin!"

16 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Matt Heath joins ACC Head G Lane for another episode of The Agenda! In this episode, Fiji shakes up Super Rugby and a certain tree, are the Warriors t...

"Streaking Lanes Are Needed To Save The Game!"

09 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

James McOnie & Manaia Stewart join ACC Head G Lane for another episode of The Agenda! In this episode, is the gesture Ardie Savea made really wort...

"Tick Tock Tickner The Barista"

22 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

James McOnie joins ACC Head G Lane for another episode of The Agenda!In this episode, terrifying scenes at the Sydney Sail GP, and McOnie was there! S...

"Does Dan Vettori Have A Secret Love Child In The Aussie Cricket Team?"

16 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Matt Heath joins ACC Head G Lane for another episode of The Agenda! In this episode, will the English side's BDE be too much for the Black Caps, were ...

"Did Razor Announce He's The Next AB's Coach?"

10 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Matt Heath joins ACC Head G Lane for another episode of The Agenda! In this episode, they ask if the Indian Cricket Team were caught tampering with th...

"Did Tom Brady Really Get A Chin Job?"

02 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

James McOnie joins ACC Head G Lane for another episode of the Agenda!In this episode, the Black Caps Supporters Support Group is back and in full forc...

"How To Enter The DP World Tour"

26 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Matt Heath joins ACC Head G Lane for the first episode of The Agenda for 2023! On this episode, the guys go over how bloody good a summer holiday is.....

Behind The Absolute Scenes: Episode Five - NZ Vs Afghanistan 2015 CWC Match Highlights

19 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

If you've listened to or watched Episode Five of Behind The Absolute Scenes here are the highlights from the Black Caps Vs Afghanistan at McLean Park ...

Behind The Absolute Scenes: Episode Five - The Drinks Trolley Incident

19 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Here it is. The truth behind the now infamous 'Drinks Trolley Incident' that got the Alternative Commentary Collective kicked out of the 2015 Cricket ...

Behind The Absolute Scenes: Episode Four - NZ Vs Australia 2015 CWC Match Highlights

11 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

If you've listened to or watched Episode Four of Behind The Absolute Scenes here are the highlights from the Black Caps Vs Australia at Eden Park of t...

Behind The Absolute Scenes: Episode Four - Eden Park Evicton

11 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Episode Four of Behind The Absolute Scenes reveals the truth about one of the greatest days of New Zealand Cricket in recent history.While the action ...

Behind The Absolute Scenes: Episode Three - NZ Vs Sri Lanka 2015 CWC Match Highlights

04 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

If you've listened to or watched Episode Three of Behind The Absolute Scenes here are the highlights from the opening match of the 2015 Cricket World ...

Behind The Absolute Scenes: Episode Three - The 2015 CWC Opening Match & Manginagate

04 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Episode Three of Behind The Absolute Scenes dives deep into the trials and tribulations faced by the Alternative Commentary Collective for the opening...

Behind The Absolute Scenes: Episode Two - NZ Vs India 5th ODI Match Highlights

28 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

If you've listened to or watched Episode Two of Behind The Absolute Scenes here is the highlights from the infamous match where the ACC team arrived i...

Behind The Absolute Scenes: Episode Two - The Helicopter & Cocktail Bar Incident

28 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Episode Two of Behind The Absolute Scenes focuses on the "How & Why" the ACC arrived in a helicopter before a match and the real motivations behin...

Behind The Absolute Scenes: Episode One - NZ Vs India 1st ODI Match Highlights

22 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

If you've listened to or watched Episode One of Behind The Absolute Scenes here is the highlights from the infamous first-ever broadcast of The Altern...

Behind The Absolute Scenes: Episode One - Popping The Cherry

21 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Here it is... The long-awaited and uncensored full story behind the beginnings of The Alternative Commentary Collective!From the creation of the colle...

Football World Cup Special: "On The Bus Home From France Vs Morocco"

15 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

In this special bonus episode of The Agenda, James McOnie & ACC Head G Lane catch up with Kiwi journo Coen Lammers live on his way home from the F...

"Steady The Ship Breaks Kiwi Hearts"

15 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Matt Heath & James McOnie join ACC Head G Lane for another episode of The Agenda! In this episode, the guys break the news on Kane Williamson's Te...

"Will Razor Be The Next England Coach?"

08 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Matt Heath joins ACC Head G Lane for another episode of The Agenda! This episode features everything from the All Blacks looking like they've lost Raz...

"Qatar: The Worst World Cup Host Of All Time"

01 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Matt Heath & James McOnie join G Lane for another episode of The Agenda! In this week's episode, the guys go over the rain-washed series between I...

"All Blacks End The Year In The Most Fozzie Way Ever!"

24 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Matt Heath & James McOnie join ACC Head G Lane for another episode of The Agenda! In this week's episode, the guys question why the Black Caps gam...

"The Honey Badger Caught Half Naked In The ACC Studio"

16 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Matt Heath joins ACC Head G Lane for another episode of The Agenda! This week's episode features everything from the Black Ferns becoming World FUCKIN...

"Emergency Black Caps Supporters Support Group Meeting"

10 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

James McOnie & Matt Heath join ACC Head G Lane for an emergency meeting of the Black Caps Supporters Support Group following the Black Caps' loss ...

"Live From Cup & Show Week!"

08 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Join us from Addington Raceway for a special episode of The Agenda live at Christchurch Cup Day!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

"Did The Black Caps Lose On Purpose?"

03 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

James McOnie joins Matt Heath for another episode of The Agenda!In this episode, did the Black Caps throw the England game on purpose, can Fozzie lead...

"Rain Ruins 'Stats Night' For The Black Caps"

26 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Matt Heath joins ACC Head G Lane for another episode of The Agenda! In this episode, our chance for the Black Caps to put a good score on Afghanistan ...

"No Way Davy Dumb Dumb Is Going To Captain Again!"

19 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Matt Heath joins ACC Head G Lane for another episode of The Agenda! In this episode, the guys give predictions for the T20 World Cup, we find out who'...

"How Steamed Was Taika At The WRWC Opening?"

12 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Dylan Cleaver joins ACC Head G Lane for his debut on The Agenda! In this episode, the guys discuss the WRWC Rita Ora performance blunder, who sold the...

"Crossing Streams At The Urinal"

06 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

For the first and definitely last time ever, ACC Head G Lane joins the Matt & Jerry Show Podcast for a very special cross-pollination of the two s...

"The Ref Hates Mike Hoskins Sotutu's Blonde Tips!"

28 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Matt Heath and James McOnie join ACC Head G Lane for another episode of The Agenda!In this week's episode, the All Blacks are back on top and rugba wa...

"Six Weeks For A Weak Gutted Dog"

23 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

James McOnie joins ACC Head G Lane for another episode of The Agenda! In this episode, the guys review the Hollywood ending of the first Bledisloe Cup...

"Live From The Jossi Wells Invitational"

16 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

In a very special episode of The Agenda, we are coming to you live from the Export Snow Beer Garden Studio at Cardrona for the Jossi Wells Invitationa...

"The Queen's Sacrifice To Save The Black Caps"

09 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Matt Heath & James McOnie join ACC Head G Lane for another episode of The Agenda! In this episode, the guys review the Black Caps' latest humiliat...

"Fozzie's Sphinctometer Results"

01 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Matt Heath and James McOnie join ACC Head G Lane for another episode of the Agenda! In this episode, the guys talk about the amazing new ACC patented ...

"RIP Tits Lane"

26 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

James McOnie joins Matt Heath for another episode of The Agenda! In this week's episode, the guys get excited for the All Blacks finally making it bac...

"Fozzie's Not F*cking Leaving!"

18 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Matt Heath & James McOnie join ACC Head G Lane for another episode of the Agenda! In this episode, the guys talk about the excitement of an early ...

"Do The All Blacks Need A Supporters Support Group?"

12 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Matt Heath and James McOnie join ACC Head G Lane for another episode of The Agenda! This week, the guys get to the bottom of a runner's shorts malfunc...

"Empire Games Special: Final Episode"

09 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Join ACC Head G Lane as he dissects all the key moments from the final day of the Comm Games, allowing you to sound like an absolute genius in the wor...

"Empire Games Special: Episode 6 + All Blacks Post-Mortem"

08 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Join ACC Head G Lane as he dissects all the key moments from the weekend, allowing you to sound like an absolute expert in the workplace!Plus, a bonus...

"Empire Games Special: Episode 5 + All Blacks Team Naming"

04 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

ACC Head G Lane brings you everything you need to know about the Commonwealth Games from overnight to provide you with all the small talk you need to ...

"Empire Games Special: Episode 4 (Featuring Matt Heath)"

03 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Matt Heath joins ACC Head G Lane to wrap all the important parts from overnight at the Commonwealth Games as they provide all the quality water cooler...

"Empire Games Special: Episode 3 (Featuring James McOnie)"

02 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

James McOnie joins ACC Head G Lane to wrap all the important parts from overnight at the Commonwealth Games as they provide all the quality water cool...

"Empire Games Special: Episode 2"

02 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Join ACC Head G Lane to wrap all the important parts of the Commonwealth Games for 2022 as he provides all the information you need to sound like an e...

"Empire Games Special: Episode 1"

31 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Join ACC Head G Lane as we wrap all the important parts of the opening weekend of the Commonwealth Games for 2022 as we provide the quality water cool...

"Manly & The Rainbow Shirt Gate"

28 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Matt Heath and James McOnie join ACC Head G Lane for another episode of The Agenda! This week, the guys discuss Des Hasler's awkward apology for his p...

"The British Open Won By Joe Dirt!"

21 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

James McOnie joins ACC Head G Lane for another episode of The Agenda!This week, the guys discuss the ABs and why everyone should panic, how a typical ...

"Is Fozzie Better Coaching From Zoom?"

14 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Matt Heath joins ACC Head G Lane for another episode of The Agenda! This week, the guys discuss if it is time to panic before the 3rd All Blacks &...

"Streakers Are Meant To Be Naked, Not On TikTok"

08 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Matt Heath and James McOnie join ACC Head G Lane for another episode of The Agenda! This week, the guys discuss James' trip to Vegas, the Black Caps P...

"Sunday Scenario: 80s Action Movie Death Match"

02 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This special episode of The Agenda features Matt Heath and G Lane. At their peak, who would win a fight to the death? Jean-Claude Van Damme, Steven ...

"Ice Hockey Players Are Absolute Lizards!"

30 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Matt Heath joins ACC Head G Lane for another episode of the Agenda! This week, the guys discuss 'Baz-Ball', the amazing weekend of Ruggba League, an e...

"Sunday Scenario: "He's Hot But He's No Richard Kahui!"

25 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This special episode of The Agenda features ACC Head G Lane and James McOnie. After Paige Spiranac, a Professional Golfer was named 'Maxim's Hottest W...

"Klay Thompson With A Steady The Ship Hat!"

23 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

James McOnie joins ACC Head G Lane for another episode of the Agenda! This week, the guys discuss the Super Rugby Final and read some feedback, Klay T...

"Do The Blues Have A Chant?

16 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

James McOnie and Matt Heath join ACC Head G Lane for another episode of the Agenda! This week, the panel discusses cheating in the FIFA World Cup, the...

"Sunday Scenario: Russell Crowe & Gladiator"

11 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This special episode of The Agenda features Matt Heath and James McOnie. If you were forced into gladiatorial combat like Russell Crowe aka Maximus De...

"The Little General To The Rescue!"

09 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

James McOnie joins Matt Heath this week for another episode of New Zealand's #1 "Sports" podcast, The Agenda! This week, the panel discusses how shit ...

"Sunday Scenario: God Save The Queen"

04 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This special episode of The Agenda features Matt Heath, Ben Hurley and ACC & Former Hauraki Head G Lane. As a Kiwi is the more satisfying to beat ...

"Steph Curry Is An Absolute Wounder"

02 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Ben Hurley and Matt Heath join ACC Head G Lane for another episode of the Agenda! This week, the panel discusses their thoughts on the Black Caps' 1st...

"Sunday Scenario: ACC Ram Raid"

28 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This special episode of The Agenda features Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC & Former Hauraki Head G Lane. What roles would the members of the ACC...

"BBC Intern Takes One For The Team"

26 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

James McOnie and Matt Heath join ACC Head G Lane for another episode of the Agenda! This week, the panel discusses a rain delay in an NBA game... The ...

"Sunday Scenario: Endless Supply Of Hookers"

21 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This special episode of The Agenda features James McOnie and ACC & Former Hauraki Head G Lane. If you could have an endless supply of anything, wh...

"Mike Hosking F*cking Loves The Warriors"

20 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

James McOnie joins ACC Head G Lane for another episode of The Agenda! This week Au revoir Womb Broom, they find an unsuspecting supporter of the Warri...

"The Te Awamutu Swinging Scene"

12 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

James McOnie joins ACC Head G Lane for another episode of The Agenda! The guys go 'Around The World' to chat everything from B Mac going to coach the ...

"That Time James McOnie Called Warnie The Team Physio"

05 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

James McOnie joins ACC Head G Lane for another episode of The Agenda! The guys go 'Around The World' to chat everything from Super Rugby Red Cards, bl...

"Mark Todd Has The Hardest Nuts In World Sport"

29 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

James McOnie joins Matt Heath for another episode of The Agenda! The guys go 'Around The World' to chat everything from does Super Rugby need an Ameri...

"ANZAC Day Scenario: Wallabies V Black Caps"

24 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This special episode of The Agenda features James McOnie and ACC Head G Lane. Would you sit through the Wallabies beating the All Blacks at Eden Park ...

"Let Me Send Hadlee A Dick Pic"

23 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

James McOnie joins ACC Head G Lane for another episode of The Agenda! The guys go 'Around The World' to chat everything from more COVID issues for Moa...

"Lawn Bowls & Drugs"

14 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

James McOnie joins Matt Heath for another episode of The Agenda! The guys chat everything from local Lawn Bowls to Warriors three-peats and Beaudy run...

"How To Become The Most Hated Man In NZ"

07 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

James McOnie and Matt Heath join ACC Head G Lane on this week's panel for The Agenda! The guys go 'Around The World discussing the "Worst 'Summer of C...