The Agenda
Episodes
"To Jizz Or Not To Jizz"
23 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This episode's panel features Matt Heath, James McOnie, Jeremy Wells and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane.Invisibility wank time machine or the worst thing ...
"I Don't Regret Anything!"
16 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This episode's panel features Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane.The Agenda Topics touched on in this episode are:After the annou...
"Bring Back Nek Minute"
10 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This episode's panel features Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane.The Agenda Topics touched on in this episode are:Any skills Stea...
"Get To The Back Of The Bang Bus!"
02 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This episode's panel features James McOnie and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane. The Agenda Topics touched on in this episode are:Are we worried after Glenn...
"Just Take A Shovel To It"
27 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This episode's panel features Matt Heath and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane.The Agenda Topics touched on in this episode are:Best excuses for getting out ...
"Thanks Keith"
19 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This episode's panel features Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane.The Agenda Topics touched on in this episode are:After the Argen...
"Nick White & The Niggles"
12 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This episode's panel features Matt Heath and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane.The Agenda Topics touched on in this episode are:Should the West Indies been a...
"Nah They're Allowed Honkies"
04 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This episode's panel features Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane.The Agenda Topics touched on in this episode are:Is it time for ...
"15 Mins Of The Spice Channel Will Get You Through"
28 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This episode's panel features Matt Heath and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane.The Agenda Topics touched on in this episode are:Is the new Tri-Nations sexier...
"Israel Adesanya Sit Down! We Have The Double Luge Team Here!"
22 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This episode's panel features Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane.The Agenda topics touched on in this episode are:Is it even wort...
"Is It Time To Shave Fozzie Bear?"
13 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This episode's panel features Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane.The Agenda topics touched on in this episode are:Should Fozzie B...
"Harry Potter And The Ranfurly Shield"
24 Sep 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This episode's panel features Matt Heath James McOnie and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane.The Agenda topics touched on in this episode are:How long will th...
"How To Fix Childbirth"
17 Sep 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This episode's panel features Matt Heath and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane.The Agenda Topics touched on this episode are:Bledisloe Cup & Mitre 10 Cup rug...
"The ACC Joins The Mile-High Club"
03 Sep 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This episode's panel features James McOnie, Mark Stafford ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane.The Agenda Topics touched on this episode are:Introducing Staf to...
"North South Yellow Button"
20 Aug 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This episode's panel features Matt Heath, Jeremy Wells & ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane.The Agenda Topics touched on this episode are: Massive North V Sout...
"The Death Of The ACC"
12 Aug 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This episode's panel features Matt Heath, James McOnie & ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane.The Agenda Topics touched on this episode are: Previewing the Super...
"Is That My Dad Masturbating In A Tree"
06 Aug 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This episode's panel features Matt Heath & James McOnie.The Agenda Topics touched on this episode are: Is everyone a Highlander this week in the crusa...
"Tina Turner Is 'Simply The Best' After Sex"
30 Jul 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This episode's panel features Matt Heath, James McOnie & Mike Lane.The Agenda Topics touched on this episode are: What has to happen for the last game...
"More Pubes Required"
23 Jul 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This episode's panel features Matt Heath, James McOnie & Mike Lane. The Agenda Topics touched on this episode are:Is Super Rugby Aotearoa too hard?Sup...
"Exorcising The Super Over Demons"
13 Jul 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This episode's panel features Jeremy Wells, Matt Heath & Mike Lane. On the one year anniversary of the Cricket World Cup Final (which the Black Caps d...
"Death By A T-Shirt Cannon"
02 Jul 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This episode's panel features Matt Heath, James McOnie & Mike Lane. The Agenda Topics touched on this episode are:The North vs South rugby game.The St...
"Belly Button Like A Flesh Light"
17 Jun 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This episode's panel features Matt Heath, James McOnie & Mike Lane.The Agenda Topics touched on this episode are:How good is rugby?Could NZ host the T...
"Bring Back The Tackle Hump"
04 Jun 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This episode's panel features Matt Heath, Jeremy Wells & Mike Lane.The Agenda Topics touched on this episode are:The return of Dan CarterWhat budget d...
Caravan Archive: NZ Vs South Africa CWC Semi-Final Mar 24 2015
30 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
From the archives in the ACC Caravan hidden down the back of an old storage unit, here it is... Steyn to Elliott... JAV! JAV! JAV! JAV! JAV! JAV! JAV!...
Caravan Archive: NZ Vs West Indies CWC 1/4 Final Mar 21 2015
24 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
From the archives in the ACC Caravan hidden down the back of an old storage unit, featuring the full Caravan Thickness watching Martin Guptill go full...
Caravan Archive: NZ Vs Bangladesh CWC Mar 13 2015
23 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
From the archives in the ACC Caravan hidden down the back of an old storage unit, featuring our frantic broadcast from multiple secret locations as th...
"Look At Me! Dave Franco Is The Captain Now!"
20 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This episode's panel features Matt Heath, James McOnie & Mike Lane.The Agenda Topics touched on this episode are:James McOnie breaks the news about St...
Caravan Archive: NZ Vs Afghanistan CWC Mar 8 2015
17 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
From the archives in the ACC Caravan hidden down the back of an old storage unit, featuring the now infamous 'Guess The Commentator's Perineum' game a...
Caravan Archive: NZ Vs Australia CWC Feb 28 2015
16 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
From the archives in the ACC Caravan hidden down the back of an old storage unit, here is the unbelievable day at the Garden of Eden where Steady The ...
Caravan Archive: NZ Vs England CWC Feb 20 2015
14 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
From the archives in the ACC Caravan hidden down the back of an old storage unit, here is The Sexy Camel & Baz McCullum's absolute humiliation of the ...
Caravan Archive: NZ Vs Scotland CWC Feb 17 2015
12 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
From the archives in the ACC Caravan hidden down the back of an old storage unit, here is our visit to Matt Heath's hometown and featuring Davey who's...
Caravan Archive: NZ Vs Sri Lanka CWC Feb 14 2015
08 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
From the archives in the ACC Caravan hidden down the back of an old storage unit, here is the magnificent scenes of the opening match of the 2015 Cric...
Caravan Archive: NZ Vs India 5th ODI Jan 31 2014
03 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
From the archives in the ACC Caravan hidden down the back of an old storage unit, here is the infamous day where we delayed the start of the match due...
Caravan Archive: NZ Vs India 4th ODI Jan 28 2014
30 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
From the archives in the ACC Caravan hidden down the back of an old storage unit, here is the hot and moist night where we first witnessed Caravan Thi...
Caravan Archive: NZ Vs India 3rd ODI Jan 25 2014
29 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
From the archives in the ACC Caravan hidden down the back of an old storage unit, here is arguably one of the greatest ODI games ever played on NZ soi...
Caravan Archive: NZ Vs India 2nd ODI Jan 22 2014
26 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
From the archives in the ACC Caravan hidden down the back of an old storage unit, here is our first trip to the sweaty and moist Tron aka the Crabs ca...
Caravan Archive: NZ Vs India 1st ODI Jan 19 2014
24 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
From the archives in the ACC Caravan hidden down the back of an old storage unit, here is the FIRST EVER ACC broadcast! Please enjoy the highlights/l...
"I'm A Social Cummer"
08 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This episode's panel features Jeremy Wells, Matt Heath & Mike Lane.The Agenda Topics touched on this episode are:Who you would add to your bubble?Auck...
"Open Up The Hillcrest Tavern"
01 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This episode's panel features Jeremy Wells, Matt Heath & Mike Lane.The Agenda Topics touched on this episode are:Classic cricket matches the ACC could...
"A Floppy Sock Does Not Mean A Big... Foot"
24 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This episode's panel features Jeremy Wells, Matt Heath & Mike Lane.The Agenda Topics touched on this episode are:Lockdown adviceSports movies/docos/bo...
"Introducing The ACC Super 7 Championship"
18 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This episode's panel features Matt Heath, James McOnie & Mike Lane.The Agenda Topics touched on this episode are:The devastating news regarding The We...
"Now That's What I Call West Stand Music: Volume 1"
12 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This episode's panel features Jeremy Wells, Matt Heath & Mike Lane.The Agenda Topics touched on this episode are:Micheal Clarke said another dumb thin...
"In What Order Would You Bang The Black Caps Seam Attack?"
05 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This episode's panel features Jeremy Wells, Matt Heath & Mike Lane.The Agenda Topics touched on this episode are:The clean sweep Test Series.In what o...
Caravan Episode: NZ Vs India 3rd ODI
13 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This episode's panel features Matt Heath, Leigh Hart, Mike Minogue, Mike Lane, James McOnie & Jason Hoyte. Live from the ACC Studio here's the highlig...
"Did Or Did You Not Make Love To A Ram?"
12 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This episode's panel features Matt Heath, James McOnie & Mike Lane.The Agenda Topics touched on this episode are:The clean sweep ODI series.Fast bowle...
Caravan Episode: NZ Vs India 2nd ODI
11 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This episode's panel features Jeremy Wells, Matt Heath, Mike Lane, James McOnie & Jason Hoyte. Live from the ACC Studio here's the highlights/lowlight...
Caravan Episode: NZ Vs India 1st ODI
10 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This episode's panel features Mike Lane, James McOnie, Leigh Hart, Mike Minogue & Jason Hoyte. Live from the ACC Studio here's the highlights/lowlight...
"World Record Vidonk"
04 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This episode's panel features Jeremy Wells, Matt Heath & Mike Lane.The Agenda Topics touched on this episode are:Do we need to start the 'Black Caps S...
Caravan Episode: NZ Vs India 5th T20
03 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This episode's panel features Matt Heath, Lee Baker, Manaia Stewart & Jason Hoyte. Live from the ACC Studio here's the highlights/lowlights of the ACC...
Caravan Episode: NZ Vs India 4th T20
03 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This episode's panel features Mike Lane, Paul Ford, Mike Minogue & Jason Hoyte.Live from the ACC Studio here's the highlights/lowlights of the ACC's c...
Caravan Episode: NZ Vs India 3rd T20
30 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This episode's panel features Matt Heath, James McOnie, Scotty J Stevenson & Jason Hoyte. Live from the ACC Studio here's the highlights/lowlights of ...
Caravan Episode: NZ Vs India 2nd T20
30 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This episode's panel features Jeremy Wells, Matt Heath, Manaia Stewart & Jason Hoyte. Live from the ACC Studio here's the highlights/lowlights of the ...
Caravan Episode: NZ Vs India 1st T20
30 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This episode's panel features Matt Heath, Scotty J Stevenson, Mike Lane & Jason Hoyte. Live from the ACC Studio here's the highlights/lowlights of the...
"Sniffing Boxes"
21 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This episode's panel features Jeremy Wells, Matt Heath & Mike Lane.The Agenda Topics touched on this episode are:Will we have to wait another 32 years...
"F**ken Straya C**t!!!"
10 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
This episode's panel features Jeremy Wells, Matt Heath & Mike Lane.The Agenda Topics touched on this episode are:The Black Caps - are we a chance in A...
Caravan Episode: NZ V England T20 5
11 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
This episode's panel features Jeremy Wells, Jason Hoyte, Paul Ford & Leigh Hart. Live from Auckland here's the highlights/lowlights of the ACC's cover...
Caravan Episode: NZ V England T20 4
11 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
This episode's panel features Jeremy Wells, Matt Heath, Jason Hoyte, Paul Ford & G Lane. Live from Napier here's the highlights/lowlights of the ACC's...
Caravan Episode: NZ V England T20 3
07 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
This episode's panel features G Lane, Mike Minogue, Matt Heath, Jason Hoyte. Live from Nelson here's the highlights/lowlights of the ACC's coverage of...
Caravan Episode: NZ V England T20 2
04 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
This episode's panel features Jeremy Wells, James McOnie, G Lane & Jason Hoyte. Live from the Cake Tin here's the highlights/lowlights of the ACC's co...
Caravan Episode: NZ V England T20 1
04 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
This episode's panel features Matt Heath, G Lane, Mike Minogue, Jeremy Wells & Jason Hoyte. Live from Hagley Oval here's the highlights/lowlights of t...
Rugby Special: Playing Off For A Wank...
31 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
This episode's panel features Jeremy Wells, Matt Heath & Manaia Stewart.The Agenda Topics touched on this episode are: Who really cares because the Al...
Rugby Special: Score Me Some F*cking Tries C*nt!
24 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
This episode's panel features G Lane, James McOnie & Manaia Stewart.The Agenda Topics touched on this episode are: Previewing the Semi, G Lane's 4,00...
Rugby Special: I've Brought My Own Sh*t
20 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
This episode's panel features Matt & Heath, G Lane & Manaia Stewart.The Agenda Topics touched on this episode are: Creating new All Blacks chants, re...
Rugby Special: How Do You F**k Your Spud?
17 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
This episode's panel features Matt & Heath, Manaia Stewart & Joe Durie.The Agenda Topics touched on this episode are: Previewing the RWC 1/4 Finals, t...
Rugby Special: Can I Get Drink Insurance With That?
13 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
This episode's panel features Jeremy Wells, Matt & Heath & Leigh Hart.The Agenda Topics touched on this episode are: Japan making the 1/4-Finals, Leig...
Rugby Special: Be Honest... It's Bulls**t
10 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
This episode's panel features G Lane, Leigh Hart & Manaia Stewart.The Agenda Topics touched on this episode are: The cancellation of the All Blacks ga...
Rugby Special: Justin Marshall Yelling "Boomfah" As You Poo
06 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
This episode's panel features G Lane & Joe Durie.The Agenda Topics touched on this episode are: What's the deal with all these cards, Pa Bear Hansen f...
Rugby Special: Fat Spray Back On Your Downstairs
03 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
This episode's panel features Jeremy Wells, Matt Heath & G Lane.The Agenda Topics touched on this episode are: Matt Heath being racist to Ireland and...
Rugby Special: Foreplay & Man Love
29 Sep 2019
Contributed by Lukas
This episode's panel features Matt Heath & Joe Durie.The Agenda Topics touched on this episode are: Japan's shocking win, Chekia going full Chekia, so...
Rugby Special: Bronagh Gave Me A Boner
26 Sep 2019
Contributed by Lukas
This episode's panel features Jeremy Wells, Matt Heath & Manaia Stewart.The Agenda Topics touched on this episode are: The Dogroll Barrett nickname c...
Rugby Special: They Love Le Coq
23 Sep 2019
Contributed by Lukas
This episode's panel features Jeremy Wells, Matt Heath & G Lane.The Agenda Topics touched on this episode are: Reviewing the All Blacks win over South...
Rugby Special: Orgasm & Death
19 Sep 2019
Contributed by Lukas
This episode's panel features Matt Heath, G Lane & Manaia Stewart.The Agenda Topics touched on this episode are: Is it the end of the world if we lose...
Champagne Rugby Episode: All Blacks Vs Tonga
10 Sep 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Please enjoy the highlights/lowlights of The ACC's coverage of the World Cup warm-up game between the All Blacks and Tonga at FMG Stadium Waikato.See ...
Champagne Rugby Episode: All Blacks Vs Australia
21 Aug 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Please enjoy the highlights/lowlights of The ACC's coverage of the Bledisloe Cup game between the All Blacks and Australia at Eden Park.See omnystudio...
Champagne Rugby Episode: All Blacks Vs South Africa
30 Jul 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Please enjoy the highlights/lowlights of The ACC's coverage of the Rugby Championship Test between the All Blacks and the Springboks at Westpac Stadiu...
CWC Special: The Bat of God
14 Jul 2019
Contributed by Lukas
This episode's panel features Jason Hoyte, Leigh Hart, Lee Baker, Scotty J Stevenson, James McOnie, Paul Ford & Matt Heath.Live from the ACC Studio he...
CWC Special - It's Leaving Home
11 Jul 2019
Contributed by Lukas
This episode's panel features Jeremy Wells, James McOnie and Jason HoyteThe Agenda Topics touched on this episode are:Recapping Blackcaps v IndiaRecap...
CWC Special: I've Done A Cum
10 Jul 2019
Contributed by Lukas
This episode's panel features G Lane, Lee Baker, Scotty J Stevenson, Melanie Bracewell & Matt Heath.Live from the ACC Studio here are the highlights o...
CWC Special: A Massive Metaphorical Dick
07 Jul 2019
Contributed by Lukas
This episode's panel features Jeremy Wells and Matt HeathThe Agenda Topics touched on this episode are:Recapping the weekend's games.Previewing the Bl...
CWC Special: The End Of Not Giving A Sh*t
04 Jul 2019
Contributed by Lukas
This episode's panel features Dylan Cleaver, Jason Hoyte and Lee BakerThe Agenda Topics touched on this episode are:Chris Gayle.Reviewing the World Cu...
CWC Special: Not A Fan of Floaters
03 Jul 2019
Contributed by Lukas
This episode's panel features Jeremy Wells, Jason Hoyte and Matt Heath/James McOnieThe Agenda Topics touched on this episode are:Recapping England vs ...
CWC Special: Israel Folau At 12th Man?
02 Jul 2019
Contributed by Lukas
This episode's panel features Mike Lane, Manaia Stewart and Matt HeathThe Agenda Topics touched on this episode are:Recapping India Vs the Bangers.The...
CWC Special: Launching From Hillary's Step
01 Jul 2019
Contributed by Lukas
This episode's panel features Mike Lane, Jeremy Wells and Matt HeathThe Agenda Topics touched on this episode are:G Lane's partying with two West Indi...
CWC Special: Are We F*cked?
30 Jun 2019
Contributed by Lukas
This episode's panel features Mike Lane, Jeremy Wells and Matt HeathThe Agenda Topics touched on this episode are:Recapping a bad weekend for NZ.What ...
CWC Special: He's A Wounder
27 Jun 2019
Contributed by Lukas
This episode's panel features Jeremy Wells, Mike Lane and James McOnieThe Agenda Topics touched on this episode are:Who cares less about last night's ...
CWC Special: Show Us Your Nips
26 Jun 2019
Contributed by Lukas
This episode's panel features Matt Heath, Jeremy Wells and The Hairy Jav Grant ElliottThe Agenda Topics touched on this episode are:Recapping Pakistan...
CWC Special: Balls Deep In The Peloton
25 Jun 2019
Contributed by Lukas
This episode's panel features Matt Heath, Mike Lane and Jason Hoyte.The Agenda Topics touched on this episode are:Recapping the Aussies roasting the E...
CWC Special: I'm Starting A Go Fund Me!
24 Jun 2019
Contributed by Lukas
This episode's panel features Mike Lane, Lee Baker and Jason HoyteThe Agenda Topics touched on this episode are:Recapping the Bangers baking the Afgha...
CWC Special: Can We Do That?
23 Jun 2019
Contributed by Lukas
This episode's panel features Matt Heath, Jeremy Wells and Lee BakerThe Agenda Topics touched on this episode are:Recapping the weekend's games.How st...
CWC Special: You're Right, I Am Looking Good
20 Jun 2019
Contributed by Lukas
This episode's panel features Scotty J Stevenson, Dylan Cleaver and Jason HoyteThe Agenda Topics touched on this episode are:Recapping the Aussies mas...
CWC Special: Here Comes The Jav
19 Jun 2019
Contributed by Lukas
This episode's panel features Lee Baker, Mike Lane and The Hairy Jav Grant Elliott.The Agenda Topics touched on this episode are:Recapping the Black C...
CWC Special: A Real Leg Opener
18 Jun 2019
Contributed by Lukas
This episode's panel features Matt Heath, Jeremy Wells and Mike "Penis" Lane.The Agenda Topics touched on this episode are:Recapping the Afghans Vs En...
CWC Special: Is A Root A Root?
17 Jun 2019
Contributed by Lukas
This episode's panel features Matt Heath, Dylan Cleaver and Lee Baker.The Agenda Topics touched on this episode are:The Bangers smoking the West Indie...
CWC Special: I Don't Know, I'm High
16 Jun 2019
Contributed by Lukas
This episode's panel features Matt Heath, James McOnie and Jason Hoyte.The Agenda Topics touched on this episode are:India beating Pakistan.How to fix...
CWC Special: Suck it Up B*tch
13 Jun 2019
Contributed by Lukas
This episode's panel features Matt Heath, Jeremy Wells and Lee Baker. The Agenda Topics touched on this episode are:Recap washed out India Vs Blackca...
CWC Special: Cause I Love A Rainy Night
12 Jun 2019
Contributed by Lukas
This episode's panel features Mike Lane, James McOnie and Dylan Cleaver.The Agenda Topics touched on this episode are:Aus Vs Pak recap.Do the Pakistan...
CWC Special: Putting Poos On The Ball
11 Jun 2019
Contributed by Lukas
This episode's panel features Matt Heath, Jason Hoyte & Jeremy WellsThe Agenda Topics touched on this episode are:Do we want reserve days? If there ar...
CWC Special: Excuse Me, Jason Hoyte?!
10 Jun 2019
Contributed by Lukas
This episode's panel features Mike Lane, Jason Hoyte & Jeremy WellsThe Agenda Topics touched on this episode are:Recap West Indies Vs South Africa.Wha...
CWC Special: Your CWC Support Group
09 Jun 2019
Contributed by Lukas
This episode's panel features Mike Lane, James McOnie and Dylan Cleaver.The Agenda Topics touched on this episode are:Recapping Black Caps Vs Afghanis...
CWC Special: I Wish That I Had Lockie's Girl
06 Jun 2019
Contributed by Lukas
This episode's panel features Mike Lane, James McOnie and Dylan Cleaver.The Agenda Topics touched on this episode are:Recap Australia Vs the West Indi...