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RHOM: Miami Catch Up!

02 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

So much has, like, gone on, like, with Real Housewives of Miami. Here we are to recap the stuff we've missed — from beachside goats to Lisa's marit...

Family Karma: Catching Up with Anisha!

29 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

We're catching up with Anisha Ramakrishna from Family Karma today to talk about all the behind the scenes stuff on one of our favorite shows! Check it...

Falling For Christmas w Reality Gays Part Four

28 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

*Also avail Crappens On Demand video at https://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens* And now, finally, is the final episode of our four part crossover r...

Falling For Christmas w Reality Gays Part Three

27 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

*Also avail Crappens On Demand video at https://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens* Part three of Falling For Christmas is posted. Enjoy! Would you rat...

Falling For Christmas w Reality Gays Part Two

26 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

*Also avail Crappens On Demand video at https://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens* Part two of Falling For Christmas is here! Give us a listen. Would ...

Falling For Christmas w Reality Gays Part One

23 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

*Also avail Crappens On Demand video at https://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens* Crappens joins forces with Matt and Jake from Reality Gays to tackl...

RHOSLC: All Eyes on Heather

22 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

It's a very special episode of Real Housewives of Salt Lake City where the women try to get to the bottom of both Heather's mystery black eye and Lisa...

Below Deck: Don't Lee Me This Way

20 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Captain Lee emotionally departs the yacht on Below Deck, and you'll never guess who's there to replace him. Plus, Camille continues to be terrible.See...

Southern Hospitality: Riding in Cars with Boys

20 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The cast of Southern Hospitality heads to a NASCAR race, and Grace Lilly pushes the limits of "dairy-free." Plus, Maddi has a very special DJ set at R...

RHOP: Reasonable Shade

19 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

*Also avail Crappens On Demand video at https://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens* The Real Housewives of Potomac join Gizelle and Robyn for their fir...

Winter House: Sorry I'm Hot

16 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

On the final Winter House episode of the season, we learn...nothing. I mean, it's Winter House. There's fighting, crying, and the breaking news that J...

RHOSLC: Blonde Bombshell

15 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City go blonde for a Marilyn dinner in San Di...

Below Deck Adventure: Seth Becomes Her

14 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

A new deckhand joins the ADVENTCHAAAAA on Below Deck Adventure. Plus, we check in on Captain Lee and classic Below Deck too.See Privacy Policy at http...

Southern Hospitality: Tea and No Sympathy

13 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Future fashion icon Grace Lillly throws a tea party birthday for herself on Southern Hospitality, which is the perfect arena for the gays to fight for...

RHOM: Larsa's Deluxe Apartment in the Sky

13 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Season 5 of Real Housewives of Miami has a tremendous premiere with Larsa celebrating a New Beginnings party at her condo. But the real star is Lisa H...

RHOP: Joint Efforts

12 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

People are mending fences on this week's Real Housewives of Potomac. Plus, Mia opens up a Joint Chiropractic in DC, which is... fine?See Privacy Polic...

Winter House: Denial Is Not Jess A River In Egypt

09 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Jess and Kory are totally, TOTALLY embark on an exclusive relationship after Vermont guys, and don't you dare tell her otherwise! That's her journey o...

RHOSLC: The Wet Shoe Diaries

08 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Jen Shah throws shoes in the water, screams at Lisa Barlow, and clashes with Heather Gay on the latest Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. Honestly, it...

Below Deck Adventure: The Gay Agenda

07 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Heather Gay from The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City arrives in Norway for an adventchaaaaaaa on the latest Below Deck Adventure. Meanwhile Lewis th...

Southern Hospitality: Bumpers and Bubbleheads

07 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The Southern Hospitality gang bonds at a bumper cars outing and TJ tries to shame a shameless Grace Lilly. Fail! This week's bonus is a chat about wha...

Below Deck: Truffling Feathers

06 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Below Deck's Camille has trouble balancing wandering around on the deck not doing much and wandering around inside not doing much, and Rachel loses th...

RHOP: Insta Live and Let Insta Live

05 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

iTunes: http://bit.ly/ituneswwcListen: https://watch-what-crappens.simplecast.comNew Merch: https://crappensmerch.com*Also avail as video on Crappens ...

Winter House: Nothingburger and a Side of Lies

02 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

On this week's Winter House, Austen can't find the stones to confess the bs he's spread about Lindsay and Jess tries to whine her way into a commitmen...

RHOSLC: Champagne and Suffering

01 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Real Housewives of Salt Lake City is in San Diego and Jen Shah hands Angie K a...

Below Deck Adventure: Kiss My Grits!

30 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Below Deck Adventure takes us to a very twisty turny road full of burnt hands, soft eggs, and no grits. For our premium bonus episodes and video recap...

Southern Hospitality: Welcome to the Club

29 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

It's the Leva spinoff no one asked for, but turns out we all might need? Southern Hospitality is here and way better than we ever expected. What a thr...

BelowDeck: Running a Tight Ship

29 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Someone shrank Captain Lee's shirt on Below Deck this week. Or did they? More antics from the hapless crew and their besotted guests. Did you know Cam...

RHOP: Miami Frown Machine

28 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Mia's Miami vacay on Real Housewives of Potomac continues to go off the rails as she kicks Candiace and Ashley out of the house and backs out of birth...

Family Karma Catch Up

23 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Family Karma has come back into our lives and we're here to catch up on the first three episodes. Join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Pri...

BelowDeck: Big Deck Energy

22 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Below Deck is back, and the boat has never been bigger! Or maybe it has, but who cares? Lee, Rachel, and Fraser have returned, and we have a new gaggl...

RHOP: CE-Ow!

21 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* It's the Great Martini Toss episode of Real Housewives of Potomac! Peter cause...

Winter House: Skate Around Date

18 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The Winter House drunkies go skating with Carl and Lindsay and Austen drops a bomb about his wiener. For our premium bonus episodes and video recaps, ...

RHOSLC: Through The Choir, To The Limit, To The Wall

17 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Heather's choir continues to be a crucible for drama on the latest Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. Plus, Danna finally gets into the mix!Watch this...

Below Deck Adventure: GOODBYE, KYLE!

16 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The clown on Below Deck Adventure gets the ole heave ho after threatening another crew member, and we're just devastated about it. Also, Kacie changes...

BelowDeckMed: Can't Have Your Pancake and Eat It Too

15 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The Below Deck Mediterranean season draws to a close with the triumphant perseverance of man over batter as Dave finally learns how to cook a pancake!...

RHOP: For All Mal-Intents and Purposes

15 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Wendy's burn party leads to messy accusations at the Indigo Octopus during this week's Real Housewives of Potomac. Afterwards, it's time to jet to Mia...

Winter House: Insides & Outsides

11 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Winter House, Jess finally beds Kory, which means it's time to take on a new challenge: penetrating the "mean girls club." Meanwhile, Aus...

RHOSLC: Screeching to the Choir

10 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The Friends-Of battle for Angie Supremacy on this week's Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. Meanwhile, after choir auditions go off the rails, Heather...

Below Deck Adventure: ADVEEENCHAAA!

09 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

It's only the second episode of Below Deck Adventure but the douchebaggery is already at a ten. New accents, new villains, but most of all...ADVEEENCH...

Below Deck Med: Potato/Crepetado

08 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Below Deck Med has some demanding NFL players onboard, and Chef Dave has to take a look at the man in the mirror when Natasha's ex/current/future ex/f...

RHOP: Burnt Toast

07 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Wendy throws a Burn Party on this week's Real Housewives of Potomac. She does ...

Winter House: Simmering Craige

04 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Winter House finds Paige slowly losing it as she realizes that she's in a relationship with Craig, and we find out why girls don't like Jess much. Als...

RHOSLC: Choirstarter

03 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Real Housewives of Salt Lake City deals with a firing, a troll attack, and a r...

RGIP: It's Curtains for Paris

02 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Real Girlfriends in Paris has drawn to a close with a dramatic drapery installation, a slip dress reveal, and a meltdown on the Seine. We desperately ...

BelowDeckMed: Goodbye Kyle!

01 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Kyle's ankle injury threatens to undermine the latest charter on Below Deck Mediterranean. Meanwhile, Dave and Tasha struggle with dishwasher tablets,...

RHOP: The 2022 Boo-tomac Halloween Dirty Bird Spooktacular!

31 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

It's a GHOULISH and FRIGHTFUL episode of Real Housewives of Potomac as the women gather for an absolutely TERRIFYING family UNFUN day. Watch as the la...

RHOBH: Sisters Are Ruinin' It For Themselves

27 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

It's the moment we've been waiting all year for: Kathy vs. Rinna in part three of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills reunion. We learned so many thi...

RHOSLC: Après Skeet

27 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Lisa comes face to face with Angie H on this week's episode of Real Housewives of Salt Lake City while Whitney continues her hilling journey. Plus, th...

RGIP: Surrealist Girlfriends in Paris

26 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Real Girlfriends in Paris, we finally see the much-anticipated Chloe Colette fashion show. Plus, Anya hosts her first ever Maison Firesto...

House of the Dragon: And Now We Dance

25 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* House of the Dragon ends its first season with not one, but two tragic deaths ...

Below Deck Med: Beef Stew

25 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The stews go to war on this week's Below Deck Med, and a yacht broker/spoiled brat is on deck to make life even more pleasant. For this week's bonus b...

RHOP: Bassett Case

24 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Candiace is furious at the allegations Gizelle is making about her husband on this week's Real Housewives of Potomac, and Mia is standing by with extr...

Winter House: Hot Hand Luke

21 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Craig has some major issues cleaning the house, but not with cleaning house as he proves by coming after Luke with some pretty strong allegations on t...

RHOSLC: Stormy Weather

21 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Real Housewives of Salt Lake City is still in Scottsdale. Whitney has a meetin...

Winter House: The Luke of Love

21 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Winter House returned last week, and we recapped it over on our Patreon feed. We couldn't keep it from everyone, though, so here it is a week later. F...

RHOBH: Soulless Recycle

20 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Rinna blames everything she's ever done on her grief, and the cast debates whether or not the C word is worse than "evil". Pencil us in, won't you! Th...

RGIP: The Mother of All Fashion Shows

19 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Real Girlfriends of Paris, Victoria's mom visits amidst last minute planning for a Chloe Colette fashion show. Meanwhile, Margaux moves f...

HOTD: Getting Off On The Wrong Foot

18 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The King is dead (spoiler), which means it's time to start a new chapter in the history of Westeros.  But House of the Dragondoesn't make things easy...

BelowDeckMed: Reid The Room

18 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The sad BDSM dinner party lurches forward on Below Deck Mediterranean, and later, Reid squarely places his foot in his mouth after calling Courtney an...

RHOP: Carpe DM

18 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Real Housewives of Potomac, Ashley and Gizelle try to ignite a scandal around Chris Bassett's DMs. But will it actually take off?See Priv...

Southern Charm: Wishing You Nutting But The Best

14 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Part two of the Southern Charm reunion ties up loose ends with Naomie and Craig, but the real fireworks come from Taylor, who gives Shep a tongue-lash...

RHOSLC: And All That Jazz Tickets

14 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City trip to Scottsdale, AZ goes awry as Whitney voices rumors about Lisa sleeping with a man for Utah Jazz tickets. ...

RHOBH: Dirty Diana

13 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills reunion kicks off with the usual blend of hypocrisy, denial, and Jamie Lee Curtis. And, as an added touch, severa...

RGIP: Masking Envy

11 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

We start with a mini cap of Below Deck Med before diving into The Real Girlfriends in Paris (24 minute mark), who start to show cracks as their trip t...

House of the Dragon: Face Off

11 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* House of the Dragon sends in yet another cast and celebrates the King's gettin...

RHOP: Sprung

10 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The Real Housewives of Potomac returns. Ashley has left Michael (kind of), Karen throws a Spring Party, and Wendy goes into business with one of the b...

Southern Charm: Exes and Oh Nos

07 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

It's time for the first part of Southern Charm's reunion, where Taylor lets Shep have it. And then she keeps going. And going. And going. Also, Kathry...

RHOSLC: No Shaman In Trying

07 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City take a trip to Arizona where they breath...

RHOBH: Graceless

06 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Real Housewives of Beverly Hills ends its season with a twist: Kathy Hilton be...

RGIP: Catch Me If You Cannes

05 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Real Girlfriends in Paris heads south to Cannes for a girls trip that involves art, a sad casino, and a bread dildo. Très chic!See Privacy Policy at ...

HOTD: One-Eyed Monsters

04 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

On the latest very, very dark episode of House of the Dragon, there's a funeral, some incest, eye gouging, and a dragon violation. And shockingly, thi...

BelowDeckMed: Date with Destiny

04 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

A short but sweet charter on Below Deck Mediterranean sees a Maltese popstar boarding the ship to dazzle the guests. But the fun is short lived when S...

Southern Charm: How The Tables Have Turned

30 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

On the season finale of Southern Charm, Craig invites the cast to a Winter Wonderland Christmas party where everyone gets to join together and celebra...

RHOSLC: I'm Sorry, Baby Gorgeous!

29 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City is back, and all the alliances have changed! But one thing that has remained the same: Lisa still doesn't know h...

RHOBH: Rinterrogation

29 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

It's the moment we've been waiting for on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: Rinna finally confronts Kathy. The truth finally comes out! All the co...

RGIP: A Votre Santé Claus

28 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

It's Christmastime on Real Girlfriends in Paris, which means there are miracles — Margaux leaving her apartment! — and yuletides wishes — Kace...

#1860 House of the Dragon: Burning Love

27 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Lots of fire in this week's House of the Dragon, but don't fret. There's also ...

Below Deck Med: Cliquety Split

27 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The crew on Below Deck Med gets a day off, and bad energy is sewn when Jason secretly orders a salad. Will anyone recover? This week's bonus is about ...

RHOA: Ball and Chain Hour

26 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Real Housewives of Atlanta lets the men take the stage, and they're outshined by the birds, the moat, and the hum of the air conditioner. But hey. Dre...

Feed Drop: Real Good Podcast: Why Community and Economy go Hand-In-Hand with Brett Theodos

26 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

In our second episode of Season 4, we delve into the science of community development with Brett Theodos, Senior Fellow at the Urban Institute. Brett ...

Southern Charm: Don't Come Trawling Back

23 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Southern Charm is still in St James, where Shep is being accused of being Shep...

RHOBH: That Conga Beat(down)

22 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Real Housewives of Beverly Hills delivers the HUGE Kathy Hilton drama they've ...

RGIP: Speed Hating

21 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

It's American Embarrass today at a Real Girlfriends in Paris speed dating event where everyone feels the sting of rejection. Everyone except Victoria,...

BelowDeckMed: Barking Up The Wrong Pantry

20 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Captain Sandy isn't happy about the stew pantry, and Kyle must endure the greatest indignity of all: NOT SERVING FRANK! Just another day on Below Deck...

HOTD: Queen's Gambit

20 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

A royal wedding between Rhaenyra and Laenor goes awry in Westeros — hard to believe!  Just another day of madness on House of the Dragon.See Privac...

RHOA: Phone a Frenzy

20 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

On part two of the Real Housewives of Atlanta reunion, Sheree calls her assistant/friend/assistant-friend Anthony to get to the bottom of... something...

Southern Charm: No Love Lost

16 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The case of Southern Charm heads to St. Simon for a vacay of sports, relaxation, and getting wasted. Along the way, everyone questions Shep's treatmen...

RHOBH: You Just Hat To Be There

15 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The Aspen trip on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills culminates with Kyle in tears over Dorit skipping an afternoon at a hat shop. Meanwhile, Erika inte...

RGIP: French Connections

14 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Real Girlfriends in Paris, Emily floats her way into a prestigious internship while Yoanne makes life hell for Victoria. There's also che...

Below Deck Med: Don't Toy With Me

13 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Natasha whips a dildo out on the wrong guests this week on Below Deck Med, and Kyle mopes around after losing the love of his life. Also, a lot of ora...

House of the Dragon: Plan Tea

13 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Well, it's finally here. The Flowers in the Attic episode of House of the Drago...

RHOA: Bird Box

12 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The Real Housewives of Atlanta begins its reunion with Sheree trying to explain why she doesn't pay for bills, Kandi letting Marlo have it for accusin...

Southern Charm: Little Raya of Sunshine

09 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

It’s Patricia’s yearly boys night on Southern Charm. Shep defends his choice not to delete a dating app while across town at girls night, Taylor d...

#1846 Real Girlfriends in Paris: Basic Beh-bees

09 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Bravo has gifted us with Real Girlfriends in Paris, which is about a bunch of basic Americans in...you guessed it. Paris. Brace yourselves for ranch b...

RHOBH: Hard of Earring

08 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Erika blossoms (rots?) into the unabashed cartoon villain we always knew she w...

BelowDeckMed: Quite Frankly

07 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Kyle crosses some professional lines as he falls truly madly deeply in love with Frank, a charter guest who suffers from GWD (gay wit deficiency). Is ...

House of the Dragon: From Stags to Riches

07 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week on House of the Dragon, there's a stag hunt, more unsavory betrothal suggestions, and a confrontation with an enemy feared across all of Wes...

RHOA: She Did It By Shereé

07 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

It finally happened: Shereé Whitfield put on a fashion show with fashions, how undreadful! Yes, on the Real Housewives of Atlanta season finale, we a...

SouthernCharm: Thanks But No Thanksgiving

02 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Austen invites ALMOST everyone over for Friendsgiving on Southern Charm, and we discover that Paige dislikes Naomi almost as much as she does squash c...

RHOSLC: Salt Lake Season 3 Trailer Breakdown

02 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The season three trailer for Real Housewives of Salt Lake City has arrived, and we are so hyped for it! Join us as we break down every shot, frame by ...