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#2233 RHOP: Hex Education

20 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week on The Real Housewives of Potomac (S08E03), Wendy’s children receive their first communion while Nneka reveals that there may or may not h...

#2232 Married to Medicine: ParTea Crasher

20 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We’re checking in on Married to Medicine (S10E03) this week, and we’re just in time for Quad to crash her ex husband’s new almost bride’s bach...

#2231 RHOM: I’ll Never Like Teeellll Like

17 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Larsa takes about five minutes to betray Guerdy’s confidence on this week’s Real Housewives of Miami, and the girls gather to welcome Marcus Jorda...

#2230 Southern Charm: Dinner at BuckinGarsh Palace

17 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The men of Southern Charm (S09E10) gather for their annual Douche Dinner at Patricia’s house, where Shep loses his cool trying to win a competition ...

#2229 RHOBH Part Two: Buck Mild

16 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

*This is part TWO of a two parter! Enjoy!* The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (S13E04) wrap up their Vegas trip with a very mild ride on a bull and ...

#2228 RHOBH Part One: Buck Mild

16 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

*This is part one of a two parter! Enjoy!* The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (S13E04) wrap up their Vegas trip with a very mild ride on a bull and ...

#2227 RHOSLC Part 2: Watch What Rappens

15 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Welcome back to part 2 of our Real Housewives of Salt Lake City (S04E10) recap.  Lisa Barlow drops it like it’s lukewarm with a hip hop remix o...

#2226 RHOSLC Part 1: Watch What Rappens

15 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Real Housewives of Salt Lake City (S04E10), Lisa Barlow drops it like it’s lukewarm with a hip hop remix of “Away in a Manger” for ...

#2225 Crappy Hour Live: The Monica of It All!

14 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The Monicassaince has arrived.  RHOSLC’s Monica is suddenly at the heart of so many scandals we can barely keep up.  But we sure do try! P...

#2224 Below Deck Med: The Toxic Avenger

14 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The interior team on Below Deck Med (S0808) is one of the most toxic we’ve seen, and everyone is at fault.  But it’s hard to top Kyle, who be...

#2223 RHOP: Happy House Warning Party

13 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Ashley gets blatantly messy, pitting Wendy against new girl Nneka on The Real Housewives of Potomac (S08E2).  Plus new taglines reveal that Robyn...

#2222 Southern Charm: Bed, Wrath, and Beyond

10 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

A sleepy Southern Charm vacation (S09E09) takes a nasty turn after a ping pong game unearths ugly outbursts.  But maybe love can conquer all?&nbs...

#2221 RHOBH Part 2: Magic Mike XXYell

09 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Welcome back to part 2 of our recap!  On Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (S13E03), the gang heads to Magic Mike XXL for some rowdy fun, but Sutt...

#2220 RHOBH Part 1: Magic Mike XXYell

09 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (S13E03), the gang heads to Magic Mike XXL for some rowdy fun, but Sutton is less than impressed when her fancy pa...

#2219 RHOM: Of Gays and Guerdy

09 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On Real Housewives of Miami (S06E02), Guerdy shares her cancer battle with some of the girls while Marysol hosts a gay lunch.Get all our video recaps ...

#2218 RHOSLC Part 2: Prism Break

08 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Welcome back to part 2 of our SLC recap!  Whitney throws two chaotic parties on Real Housewives of Salt Lake City (S04E09).  The first ends ...

#2217 RHOSLC Part 1: Prism Break

08 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Whitney throws two chaotic parties on Real Housewives of Salt Lake City (S04E09).  The first ends with children hopped up on soda; the second end...

#2216 RHOP: Juantervention

06 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The Real Housewives of Potomac are back for an eighth season and they start out by finally asking Robyn what the hell is going on in her relationship....

#2215 RHOBH Part 2: Et Tattoo, Brute?

04 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Welcome back! Special guest Rae Sanni joins to break down this week’s Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (S13E02).  We’re talking about Dorit’...

2214: RHOBH Part 1: Et Tattoo, Brute?

04 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Special guest Rae Sanni joins to break down this week’s Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (S13E02).  We’re talking about Dorit’s latest thef...

#2213 Southern Charm: No (Bra) Strings Attached

03 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

It’s a very single Valentines Day on Southern Charm, so the boys head to Shep’s family cabin. Austen has been caught with Olivia’s bra in his ap...

#2212 RHOM Part Two: Event Horizon

02 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Real Housewives of Miami is back for season 6 and Alexia throws a New Horizons party to get the cast (and audience) back on her side after she went to...

#2211 RHOM Part One: Event Horizon

02 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Real Housewives of Miami is back for season 6 and Alexia throws a New Horizons party to get the cast (and audience) back on her side after she went to...

#2210 RHOSLC Part 2: The Mother Of All Dramas

01 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The melodrama comes fast and hard on Real Housewives of Salt Lake City (S04E08) as Monica and her mother hash out their generational trauma over lobst...

#2209 RHOSLC Part 1: The Mother Of All Dramas

01 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The melodrama comes fast and hard on Real Housewives of Salt Lake City (S04E08) as Monica and her mother hash out their generational trauma over lobst...

#2208 Crappy Hour Live: Vanity Fair Exposé and RHONJ Drama

31 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We are talking about the alleged Bravo bombshell article in Vanity Fair — was this shocking or just stuff we already knew?  Plus, rumors about ...

#2207 RHONY Part 2: The Hags and the Hags Not

30 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The Real Housewives of New York season comes to a conclusion with reunion part 2 (S14E16).  Once again the women hammer Jessel on her privilege b...

#2206 RHONY Part 1: The Hags and The Hags Not

30 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The Real Housewives of New York season comes to a conclusion with reunion part 2 (S14E16).  Once again the women hammer Jessel on her privilege b...

#2205 Southern Charm Part 2: Bad Nudes Travels Fast

27 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

JT hosts a dinner party in his new event space on Southern Charm (S09E07), and group comes together to have civilized conversation.  Just kidding...

#2204 Southern Charm Part 1: Bad Nudes Travels Fast

27 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

JT hosts a dinner party in his new event space on Southern Charm (S09E07), and group comes together to have civilized conversation.  Just kidding...

#2203 RHOBH Part 2: Tit for Tattoo

26 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

It’s part two of our season premiere recap of  The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (S13E01).  The women gather to mend with a healer name...

#2202 RHOBH Part 1: Tit for Tattoo

26 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

It’s season premiere time for The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (S13E01).  The women gather to mend with a healer named Eagle Woman, and the...

#2201 Winter House: Coloradopes

25 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The third season premiere of Winter House (S03E01) kicks off with a new batch of sloppy young people.  Cast members from Below Deck, Summer House...

#2200 Below Deck Med: Max’s Min

24 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

*This episode is available as a video at Crappens On Demand* Below Deck Med tries to deal with Max’s laziness. It’s a tough employee pond to wade ...

#2199 RHONY Part Two: So It’s My Fault?

23 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

*This episode is available as a video at Crappens On Demand* This is part two of a two part recap. The Real Housewives of New York have their first re...

#2198 RHONY Part One: So It’s My Fault?

23 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

*This episode is available as a video at Crappens On Demand* This is part one of a two part recap. The Real Housewives of New York have their first re...

#2197 Bonus: Ryan Bailey and the State of Bravo

20 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

*This bonus would normally be a Patreon Subscriber perk but this week it’s free to all. There’s a video available on Patreon* Ben is recuperating ...

#2196 Southern Charm: Shake Ups and Make Ups

20 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

*This episode is available as a Patreon Crappens On Demand video!* Ben is still recovering from appendicitis so Ronnie is on his own for a half of a S...

#2195 RHOSLC Greek Egg on Your Face

18 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

*This episode is available as a Patreon Crappens On Demand video!* Ben is out sick for this Real Housewives of Salt Lake City Recap, so it’s up to R...

#2194 Crappy Hour Live: Captain Lee, God***mit!

17 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The one and only Captain Lee drops by for a chat on this week’s Crappy Hour Live, and then we dive into Meghan McCain’s new podcast, most likely f...

#2193 Below Deck Med A Line in the Sandy

17 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

*This episode is available as a Patreon Crappens On Demand video!* Sandy is going to need to draw a line after tonight’s insane Below Deck Med episo...

#2192 RHONY Part Two: Polly Want a Cackle?

16 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

*This episode is available as a Patreon Crappens On Demand video!* This is Part Two of a two-part recap. Season Finale time for Real Housewives of New...

#2191 RHONY Part One: Polly Want a Cackle?

16 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Season Finale time for Real Housewives of New York City, where Brynn ruins her own birthday with a messy game and Sai gets mad cuz it’s her hobby. T...

#2190 Southern Charm: Clear and Pheasant Danger

13 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

*This episode is available as a Patreon Crappens On Demand video!* Shep tries to prove how ok he is with Austen messing with his bird that he cooks a ...

#2189 RHOC Part Two: Stormsy Weather

12 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

*This episode is available as a Patreon Crappens On Demand video!* This is Part Two of a two part recap. The Real Housewives of Orange County ends its...

#2188 RHOC Part One: Stormsy Weather

12 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

*This episode is available as a Patreon Crappens On Demand video!* This is Part One of a Part Two recap. The Real Housewives of Orange County ends its...

#2187 RHOSLC: Opa Faux Pas

11 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

*This episode is available as a Patreon Crappens On Demand video!* On this week’s Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, Meredith is confronted for a go...

#2186 Below Deck Med: It Takes Tumi To Tango

10 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On the Below Deck Mediterranean (S08E03), Tumi and Natalya’s relationship rapidly erodes, and guess who’s at the center of it?  Good ol’ Ky...

#2185 RHONY: No Ifs, Ands, or Putts

09 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On the Real Housewives of New York (S13E13), Sai and Erin corner Pavit about his upcoming trip to Vietnam during a contentious evening at putt putt.Ge...

#2184 Southern Charm: These Are The Day Chasers of Our Lives

06 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Taylor and Austen’s secret threatens to destroy the love rhombus they share with Shep and Olivia. Not even the safe confines of Republic can ease th...

#2183 RHOC Part Two: Beaching and Moaning

05 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

It’s time for the Real Housewives of Orange County (S17E17) reunion!  For this first episode, Jenn and Tamra squabble about Ryan, Taylor levels...

#2182 RHOC Part One: Beaching and Moaning

05 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

It’s time for the Real Housewives of Orange County (S17E17) reunion!  For this first episode, Jenn and Tamra squabble about Ryan, Taylor levels...

#2181 RHOSLC Part Two: Apres Tea

05 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This is Part Two of a Two Part Recap! *Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Real Housewives of Salt Lake City shows ...

#2180 RHOSLC Part One: Apres Tea

05 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This is Part One of a Two Part Recap! *Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Real Housewives of Salt Lake City shows ...

#2179 Crappy Hour 10/02/23: Sai DeSilva Affair Allegations, Joe Gorga the Non Lawyer, RHONJ Fights

03 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* This week’s Crappy Hour Live was chatter about Sai DeSilva affair allegation...

#2178 Below Deck Med: A Storm is a Stewin’

03 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Below Deck Med keeps the drama going when Tumi shows up to do her job and Nata...

#2177 RHONY: Swinger and a Miss

02 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* The Real Housewives of New York are back in the city and ready to get wacky! E...

#2176 Southern Charm: The Austen Tea Party

29 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

JT’s seeds of doubt start growing into a beautiful drama tree on Southern Charm when a game of telephone leads Oliva to confront Taylor about just w...

#2175 RHOC Part Two: Insane Clown posse

28 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

*This is part two of a two part recap!* It’s a Freakshow themed finale for Real Housewives of Orange County (S17E16), and Tamra shows up dressed lik...

#2174 RHOC Part One: Insane Clown Posse

28 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

*This is part one of a two part recap! There is no video for this one* It’s a Freakshow themed finale for Real Housewives of Orange County (S17E16),...

#2173 RHOSLC: Drag Her!

27 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week on The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City (S04E04), a simple drag makeup competition devolves into pure chaos, starting with Lisa Barlow’s ...

#2172 Below Deck Med: Everything Is Ruan’d!

26 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week on the season premiere of Below Deck Mediterranean (S08E01), the new bosun may or may not be a total imposter. Plus, immigration ties up hal...

#2171 RHONY: Erins and Omissions

26 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Real Housewives of New York (S14E11), Erin attempts to play the victim in her fight with Ubah, but no one buys it.See Privacy Policy at h...

#2170 Southern Charm: Shepherd’s Pied

22 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Southern Charm (S09E02), we meet new cast members and learn that Austen and Taylor had a sleepover. Shep’s totally cool, man.  Tot...

#2169 RHOC: Damned If You Dubrow, Damned If You Don’t

21 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week on The Real Housewives of Orange County (S17E15), the trip to Mexico culminates with the group beating Heather Dubrow into submission, but n...

#2168 RHOSLC Part 2: You Can Leave

20 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

It’s part two of our epic recap of The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City (S04E03). The women have styled each other, and now they’re off to enjoy ...

#2167 RHOSLC Part 1: You Can Leave

20 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week on The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City (S04E03), the women style each other, which is about as much of a disaster as you would think it wo...

#2166 Below Deck Down Under: Zimming With Sharks

19 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Below Deck Down Under ends its second season with Joao reverting to his ole Jo...

Crappy Hour Live: Shannon Storms Beador DUI, Bethenny TJMaxx Fail, Carl and Lindsay Summer House Breakup

19 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Welcome to Crappy Hour, our bi-weekly live Bravo gossip and news show on Insta...

RHONY: Ubah Hot! Part 2

18 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* The Real Housewives of New York are still in Anguilla this week judging Jessel’...

#2163 RHONY: Ubah Hot!

18 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* The Real Housewives of New York are still in Anguilla this week judging Jessel...

Southern Charm: A Taylor of Two Pities

15 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Taylor rages back onto the Southern Charm scene to let Shep have it at Madison...

RHOC: Don't Hate the Playa

14 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Heather is very very hurt that no one can stop calling her a phony instead of ...

Below Deck Down Under: TzarOao (Sorrow)

13 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Joao shocks absolutely no one on this week's Below Deck Down Under when he fre...

RHOSLC Part Two: Petty in Pink

13 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* This is part two of a two prat recap! Whitney tricks the Real Housewives of Sa...

RHOSLC Part One: Petty in Pink

13 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* This is part one of a two prat recap! Whitney tricks the Real Housewives of Sa...

Below Deck Down Under: Scuba Dooby Don't

13 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Aesha lets guests drink before a SCUBA expedition, which is a big no-no on Below Deck Down Under (S02E16). Plus, Margo ruffles Jamie's feathers, and ...

RHOA: Lady Sings the Eff You's

12 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The Real Housewives of Atlanta season 15 concludes with part 2 of the reunion (S15E18).  Sure, there's some stuff about Marlo and Kandi and Sanya...

RHONY Part 2: WAP Doesn't Kill You Makes You Stronger

12 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

It's part two of our Real Housewives of New York recap (S14E09), wherein we witness Erin learning about WAP for the first time. Plus, Jessel shares h...

RHONY Part 1: Jenna-rational Trauma

12 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week on The Real Housewives of New York (S14E09), the women badger Jenna into sharing tough memories. Then it's off to selfies on the beach with...

RHOC Part 2: Housing Crisis

07 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

It's part 2 of our Real Housewives of Orange County (S17E13) recap. With her HD launch event behind her, Heather closes on her house, only to face ac...

RHOC Part 1: No HDeed Goes Unpunished

07 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week on The Real Housewives of Orange County (S17E13), Heather Dubrow launches her HD Network and sells her house, but no one is happy for her. P...

RHOSLC: Tub Bad, So Sad

06 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City season 4 premiere has arrived, and it is... AMAZING.  We lose our minds for this ridiculous and ridiculousl...

RHOA: She by She-NN

06 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* The Real Housewives of Atlanta have a pretty funny part one of a two part reun...

RHONY Part Two: Coach Reproach

05 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* This is part two of a two prat recap! It's vacation time for the Real Housewiv...

RHONY Part One: Coach Reproach

05 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* It's vacation time for the Real Housewives of New York, and Erin starts it off...

RHOC Part Two: It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Betch!

31 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This is part two of a two part recap! *Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* The Real Housewives of Orange County hea...

RHOC Part One: It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Betch!

31 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* The Real Housewives of Orange County head to the pumpkin patch to try and tell...

Below Deck Down Under: Margot-rita Madness

30 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Margot gets a shot at being second stew and the guests put her through the wri...

Below Deck Down Under: Hit the Road, Kangaroo Jack?

29 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Adam and Culver continue to mess up on Below Deck Down Under (S02E12), and it looks like Captain Jason is going to give someone the axe... but not bef...

RHOA: Drewing The Most

29 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The Real Housewives of Atlanta finale (S15E16) brought us a party for The Pass and a gay panic over Drew Sidora.  Is this a scandal that has legs...

RHONY: A Wreath of Ranklin'

28 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

It's part 2 of our RHONY recap (S14E07). Will Erin mend things with Brynn? Will Ubah make an appearance? Will Sai get to eat?Watch the recap here: htt...

RHONY: Flirts Come, Flirts Served

28 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Real Housewives of New York (S14E07), Erin is furious when she finds out that Brynn flirted with her husband, and she's going to get her ...

RHOC: Tacos Al Pastorms

24 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Shannon goes on a downward spiral after attendance for her taco party plummets on The Real Housewives of Orange County (S17E11).  Perhaps the mos...

Below Deck Down Under: Harry and the Frienderzones

23 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Below Deck Down Under (S02E11), Harry finally settles into his natural place:  the friend zone.  Plus, Adam decides to drop the...

Below Deck Down Under: Culverized

22 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Culver makes out with the new stew on Below Deck Down Under, and Cheffy isn't ...

RHOA: Sip n’ Flee

21 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* The Real Housewives of Atlanta celebrate Sheree’s Glamma status and Drew doe...

RHONY: I Do (Not Feed Guests) Again

21 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Erin renews her vows on this week’s Real Housewives of New York City and kee...

RHOSLC: Season 4 Trailer Breakdown!

17 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We're recapping the season 4 trailer of Real Housewives of Salt Lake City shot by shot, frame by frame. This was originally going to be a Patreon excl...

Below Deck Down Under: Tender Crush Crash

16 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Below Deck Down Under's Joao starts losing his new faked persona just a couple...