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Below Deck Down Under: T and One Huge Ass

16 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Joao is back to torture our souls on Below Deck Down Under, and he's joined by...

RHOA: Kumba-Nah

15 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Drew throws a mental health retreat after her husband refuses to continue with...

Project Runway: Free for All

15 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Project Runway (S20E10) loosens up the reigns and lets the designers make whatever they want — but not without some scandal.Watch the recap her...

RHONY: The Princess and the Peeve

14 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Real Housewives of New York (S14E05) is attempting to whip up a feud with Erin and Jessel. Is it working? Watch the recap here: https://www.patreon.co...

Crappie Lake: Put Your Thing Down, Flip It, and Rehearse It

11 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Lu's brother comes to town to flip some motel rooms, and the Follies enters rehearsal on Luann and Sonja: Welcome to Crappie Lake (S01E06).Watch the r...

RHOC: The Vault in Our Stars, Part 2

10 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

In part 2 of our recap, the cast of Real Housewives of Orange County (S17E10) dresses up as each other, leading to a confrontation between Shannon and...

RHOC: The Vault in Our Stars, Part 1

10 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The cast of Real Housewives of Orange County (S17E10) dresses up as each other, leading to a confrontation between Shannon and Heather about trust. An...

Below Deck Down Under: Leadership on Deck

08 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We unpack the fallout from Luke's sexual misconduct on Below Deck Down Under (S02E07).Watch the recap here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/87403023/Se...

Below Deck Down Under: No

08 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* On this week's Below Deck Down Under, Aesha and Captain Jason take matters int...

Project Runway: Yacht Frock

08 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Below Deck comes to visit Project Runway for new uniform ideas and Gary finds ...

RHONY: Cackling Turkeys

07 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Real Housewives of New York gather at Sai's place for a special Brynnsgiving e...

Welcome to Crappie Lake: Swinger Set

04 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Luann and Sonja open the Feelin Jovani Playground on this week's Welcome to Cr...

RHOC: Ry Hard

03 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Ryan dresses like a total douche for the cameras to plead his case to the Judg...

Below Deck Under: Raining Prats and Dogs

02 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Below Deck Down Under starts their new charter with ignored preference sheets,...

Below Deck Down Under: You Don't Know (Kangaroo) Jack

01 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

It's rainy, it's windy, and it's the absolute perfect time for a beach picnic! More high jinks on Below Deck Down Under (S02E04).Watch the recap here:...

Project Runway: Into The Lion's Denim

01 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Checking in on Project Runway All Stars, starting with the S20E08 episode all about denim! Watch the recap here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/8699793...

RHONY: Two Truths and a Sai, Part Two

31 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

It's part two of our recap of Real Housewives of New York (S14E03). We're tackling two truths and a lie plus Sai's childhood struggles.Watch the reca...

RHONY: Two Truths and a Sai, Part One

31 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Real Housewives of New York (S14E03), Brynn joins the group in the Hamptons just in time for two truths and a lie! Plus, shakshouka grie...

Welcome To Crappie Lake: Standing The Testicle of Time

28 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week's Luann and Sonja: Welcome to Crappie Lake episode (S01E04) takes us to a testicle festival. Plus, a happy hour and more auditions for the F...

RHOC: Slip n' Snide RHOC Part Two

27 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* This is part two of a two parter! Vicki returns to complete the Tres Amigas tr...

RHOC: Slip n' Snide Part One

27 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* This is part 1 of a two parter! Vicki returns to complete the Tres Amigas trif...

Below Deck Down Under: Ice Queen

26 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

A familiar face returns to the yacht and a piece of glass wreaks havoc on the latest Below Deck Down Under (S02E03). Enjoy the podcast!Watch the reca...

Below Deck Down Under: Margot Ships

25 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* New stew Margot joins Below Deck Down Under and Luke is all over like slime on...

RHOA: You've Got (Portu)Gall

25 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* The Real Housewives of Atlanta are still in Portugal and Drew is still crying....

RHONY: And to (Not) All a Good Nightie

24 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Erin has The Real Housewives of New York over to her Hamptons home and no one ...

Welcome to Crappie Lake: Going Down in the Mud

21 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Welcome to Crappie Lake puts Lu and Sonja in the mud, but all they can think a...

#2107 RHOC: No, Bu

20 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Heather tries another group dinner with food by Nobu, and Tamra gets wasted in...

Welcome to Crappie Lake: Fireman Folly

19 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Luann and Sonja get their sequins fired up for the second episode of Welcome t...

Below Deck Down Under: 1 Prop Expedition Edition

18 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Below Deck Down Under returns for a second season with some familiar faces and...

RHOA: Small Claims Court-jugal

18 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* The ladies of Real Housewives of Atlanta travel to Portugal, where Sheree conf...

RHONY, Part 2: Cheese & Khakis

18 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

It's part two of our Real Housewives of New York season 14 premiere recap (S14E01). The cheese feud reaches its climax amidst Jenna's khaki party. P...

RHONY, Part 1: The Apple Doesn't Fall Far From The Cheese

17 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The Real Housewives of New York (S14E01) makes its triumphant return with a brand new slate of women, including J. Crew BOSS BITCH Jenna Lyons. The f...

RHOC, Part 2: Making a Montana Out of a Molehill?

13 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

It's part 2 of our epic Real Housewives of Orange County recap. We're picking up where we left off: the conclusion of the Montana vacation and the f...

RHOC, Part 1: A River Runs Through Snit

13 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The trip to Montana concludes on The Real Housewives of Orange County (S17E06), but the drama rolls on as Gina now suspects that Heather might be unde...

Below Deck Sailing: Keep Calm and Gary On

12 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On the season finale of Below Deck Sailing Yacht (S04E17), Gary gets a big ol' taste of his own medicine when the girl(s) he's been chasing all season...

Below Deck Sailing Yacht: The Throuple of Helleville

11 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Below Deck Sailing Yacht treats us to a vile, garbage packed throuple for our ...

Luann and Sonja: Welcome to Crappie Lake

11 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Bravo delivers the gift that is Luann and Sonja: Welcome to Crappie Lake this ...

RHOA: OG Fans

10 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Sanya has a fundraiser for her charity and Kenya forces some cash out of the c...

ENCORE Dwell Hello 10: Castle Hunting in Ireland

07 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

*Dwell Hello is our twice a month podcast for Wondery+! We're re-releasing two of our faves for everyone so you can see what we're doing on the premiu...

ENCORE Dwell Hello: Staying On Track in Monaco

07 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

*Dwell Hello is our twice a month podcast for Wondery+! We're re-releasing two of our faves for everyone so you can see what we're doing on the premiu...

ENCORE: RHOM Season 5 Premiere Recap

06 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The Real Housewives of Miami epic fifth season is finally coming to Bravo, which means that everyone who missed it on Peacock now has the chance to bi...

RHONY Classic Live From Foxwoods: Tomfoolery Part 2

05 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We're back live from the Foxwoods Casino to conclude our recap of Real Housewives of New York's "Tomfoolery". Luann got the yacht, but will she keep i...

RHONY Classic Live From Foxwoods: Tomfoolery Part 1

04 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We're live at the Foxwoods casino to recap the classic Real Housewives of New York Episode "Tomfoolery". Please tell me it's not about Tom...you know ...

Dancing Queens: YAAASS Queens!

03 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The season finale of Dancing Queens (S01E08) brings the cast together in Texas for the ultimate showdown. Will Leonie channel Cleopatra? Will Donnie...

Dancing Queens: Strictly Ballroom

03 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We're revisiting the series premiere of Dancing Queens. This recap originally aired as a Patreon bonus episode, but we've decided to release it on th...

RHOC: Take Me As IMDb

29 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

When Heather Dubrow learns that her IMDb credits are not enough to woo the producers of Taylor's film (LOL already at this sentence), she flips the he...

Below Deck Sailing: Rainbow Blight

28 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Gary's downward spiral on Below Deck Sailing Yacht (S04E15) continues as he shames Mads.  Also, a thruple is en route.Watch the recap here: http...

Below Deck Sailling: Bonnie & Pride

27 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Daisy's sister Bonnie makes her debut on Below Deck Sailing Yacht (S04E14) and is the drunken mess we all expect.  Plus, a group of gays descend ...

Summer House MV: Iron Man

27 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Jasmine and Silas go head to head in the season finale Summer House Martha's V...

#2087 RHOA: Con Buy Me Love

26 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Marlo goes on a "date" on this week's Real Housewives of Atlanta and Drew shoo...

#2086 RHOC Live in Boston: You Can Take the Cut Out of Fitness...

24 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We're recapping this week's Real Housewives of Orange County live at the Wilbur Theatre in Boston! Tamra closes a gym and makes up with one friend whi...

Below Deck Sailing: Douchey Sushi

22 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Below Deck Sailing Yacht (S04E13) enters some pretty fishy territory when Gary...

Below Deck Sailing: Bru-sed Ego

21 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Colin questions whether to forgive Gary and Daisy on Below Deck Sailing Yacht (S04E12). Plus, Parsifal III nearly crashes (again).  This time: in...

Summer House MV: One Night Stained

20 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Summer House Martha's Vineyard (S01E07), Jordan confronts the house men about objectifying her, and Silas channels his inner caveman by s...

Pump Rules: Cringy-ness Revealed!

19 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Vanderpump Rules (S10E19) closes out its landmark season with some drips and drabs that never made it to air. Can Tom Schwartz still funnel a beer? C...

RHOC: Sip Down, You're Rocking The Boat

17 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The Real Housewives of Orange County (S17E02) go on a "Fla-mingle" cruise which features no flamingos and no mingling, but plenty of passive aggressiv...

RHONJ: The Devil's in the Dietls

16 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The vicious Real Housewives of New Jersey reunion (S13E19) draws to a close with accusations, screaming, and several threats. And if you look real ca...

Below Deck Sailing: Can't Have Your Cake and Eat it Too

14 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Fallout from Gary and Daisy's secret threatens to destroy the oldest friendships on the boat on Below Deck Sailing Yacht S04E11.Watch the recap here: ...

Below Deck Sailing: Cat's Out of the Dirtbag

13 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Things on Below Deck Sailing (S04E10) are going into over drive as Gary blows up the love triangle between him, Daisy, and Colin.Watch the recap here:...

Summer House MV: Boob Battle

13 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* It's Girls Night and Boys Night on Summer House Martha's Vineyard (S01E06...

RHOA: Truth Bombs

12 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* The Real Housewives of Atlanta are supposed to be team building while figuring...

Introducing Diss and Tell

12 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Celebrity Feuds are high stakes. You never know if you’re just going to end up on Page Six or Deux Moi, or in court. Wondery’s new podcast Diss an...

RHOC Live in San Diego: The Betch is Back, Betch!

10 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Tamra Judge is back on Real Housewives of Orange County, and Shannon Storms Beador hasn't had enough time to learn the Warrior Pose. Buckle up, betche...

Top Chef: Padma's Last Stand

09 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* We are absolutely gutted tonight, as it's Padma's final episode of Top Chef. D...

PumpRules Reunion 3 Part Two: The Bomb and the Shell

08 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* This is the second of a two part recap. This historic season of Vanderpump Rul...

PumpRules Reunion 3 Part One: Shocking Twit

08 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* This historic season of Vanderpump Rules ends with a gigantic, huge bombshell ...

RHONJ: Private Eyes - They're Watching You

07 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Part two of the Real Housewives of New Jersey (S13E18) reunion brings more allegations of wrongdoing by private detectives.  And, of course, more...

Summer House: Amigos No More

06 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The second and final installment of the Summer House (S07E17) reunion looks not so great for Danielle and Lindsay, despite Andy's best efforts to make...

Summer House MV: Someone To Watch Over Me

05 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On this week's Summer House Martha's Vineyard (S01E05), Bria's controversial boyfriend Simon finally arrives at the house, and he's very... European? ...

RHOA: Kenya Moore Scare Care

05 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* The Real Housewives of Atlanta are struggling to piece a show together when ha...

Pump Rules: Restraining Disorder

01 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

It's time for Part 2 of the Vanderpump Rules Reunion (S10E17). Tom looks even worse, James goes to the bathroom another sixteen times, and Scheana cri...

RHONJ: A Pretty Chill Reunion So Far

31 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Part one of the Real Housewives of New Jersey reunion has petty feuds all over it.  There's Tre vs. Melissa, Danielle vs. Rachel, and Dolores vs....

Summer House Reunion 1: The Shoe Hit the Fan

30 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Part One of Summer House's reunion finds Paige simmering, Lindsay defending he...

Summer House MV: I Have a Girlfriend in Canada

30 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Bria and Silas fight about Bria inviting her boyfriend to the Summer House and...

Top Chef: I Don't Think You're Ready For This Jelly

29 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* The winner of Last Chance Kitchen is revealed on Top Chef (S20E12). For the fi...

PumpRules: Attack of the Wormstache Part Two

25 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* It's Part Two of the Part One Vanderpump Rules Finale Recap! Will Raquel be le...

PumpRules: Attack of the Wormstache Part One

25 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* It's Part One of the Vanderpump Rules Finale, so buckle up. There will be a lo...

RHONJ: Teresa's Gettin' Marriededed

24 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Teresa and Luis tie the knot on this week's Real Housewives of New Jersey (S13...

Summer House: Rumble in the Jungle

24 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The season finale of Summer House (S07E15) climaxes with Lindsay and Danielle's clash... but also a dash of cheating from Oliver!!Watch the recap here...

Summer House MV: Deuces for Phil

23 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

A house meeting on Summer House: Martha's Vineyard (S1E03) leads to the ejection of two housemates. Meanwhile, Alex fills his soul with affirmations b...

RHOA: The Elusive Chanteuse

22 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Drew gets the chance to sing with SUPERSTAR Candiace Bassett Dillard on this week's Real Housewives of Atlanta (S14E03), and Marlo brings beef about n...

Top Chef: All's Well That Ends Wellington

19 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The chefs must conserve water and make a million Wellingtons on this week's Top Chef (S20 E11). It's a double elimination, and we don't want to see a...

PumpRules: Scandoval Is Here.

18 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

It's finally here: the Vanderpump Rules season finale (S10 E15) we've been waiting for. Scandoval has gone public, and now we're witnessing the afterm...

RHONJ: Roaring Twenties

17 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

It's the season finale on Real Housewives of New Jersey, and Dolores's Irish-themed '20s prohibition party leads to the final straw in Melissa and Ter...

Summer House: Don't Rock the Gloat

16 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Carl has a fit on this week's Summer House and leaves the set, taking Lindsay ...

RHOA: DM'd if You Do, DM'd if You Don't

15 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The Real Housewives of Atlanta finish the Harlem Nights part with a bang as Kenya takes on Martell for DM'ing her six months to two years ago. This we...

Top Chef: Have You Ever Been to Me?

15 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Top Chef's Padma takes the final seven on a trip through her own culture and asks, can poor people cook Indian food up to her standards? This week's p...

PumpRules Live in DC: Triangles of Sadness

14 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We're live at The Lincoln Theater in DC for the penultimate recap of Vanderpump Rules. Raquel stalks Katie trying to start the big finale fight that h...

RHONJ Live in NYC: Screwy Luis With Margaret Josephs

12 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We're live at The Town Hall in NYC for this Real Housewives of New Jersey recap and joined by the fabulous @therealMargaretJosephs herself! Join us fo...

Below Deck Sailing Yacht: Tender Hisses

10 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Daisy's annoyance begins to bubble and froth on this week's Below Deck Sailing when Gary decides that one of her stews needs to learn to drive a vesse...

Summer House: Enragement Party

09 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On this week's Summer House (S7E13) Danielle loses her mind when she finds out about Carl and Lindsay's engagement. But don't worry guys — she...

Summer House MV: The Dog Days of Summer House

09 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Summer House: Martha's Vineyard is here, and it's SO good! The series premiere had everything we could want: thirst traps, self-involved people, and ...

RHOA: Harlem Slights

08 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The Real Housewives of Atlanta are back! We're here to recap the season 15 premiere, which features the grand debut of Martell Holt and some kooky la...

Top Chef: Putting Down Roots

05 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

It's restaurant wars on Top Chef (S20 E9)! There's no front-of-house this time around, but still plenty of drama. Plus, a tall lady named Clare.See ...

PumpRules: Credibility Is Dipping Out

04 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The Vanderpump Rules season is hurtling towards the finish line, and it's just getting more cringey with every episode. This week (S10 E13) finds San...

RHONJ: Cold Shower

03 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Shocking news: Teresa Giudice is getting married! And on Real Housewives of New Jersey (S13 E13), it's time for Tre's bridal shower. Will there final...

Below Deck Sailing: Don't Get Mads, Get Even

02 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Below Deck Sailing finds Gary getting testier and testier with Chase, and chummier and chummier with Chase's crush. Will an engine blow? This week's p...

Summer House: Will You Put Your Weight On Me?

02 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Babe and Babe get engaged on this week's Summer House and it's super romantic ...

Top Chef: The Fast and The Gail-ious

01 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Top Chef does a movie tie in episode and it turns into the FASTest elimination challenge in HISTORY! There's a lot of moving and running and winning a...

#2039 PumpRules: Back it Up, Beach!

27 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The Vanderpump Rules kids go to the beach, and James loses his shit when manbaby Schwartz makes another "joke" at his expense. Will James lose an eye ...