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Summer House: Rosés, Thorns, and Carls

25 Jan 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Summer House returns for season 2. The MTA has never been happier for the publicity. Enjoy! This week's bonus was recorded from the Boston Logan Airpo...

RHOBH: Know Your Whine Glasses

24 Jan 2018

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Teddi throws a glam party for the ladies, but things start off on a rocky note when Dorit suffers the indignity of having her Vanderpump Rosé served ...

#624 Vanderpump Rules: Call Me By Your Pasta

23 Jan 2018

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Vanderpump Rules keeps on firing on all cylinders this week for the Pride episode. James barely holds his spot in the closet, Billie Lee gives a speec...

RHOA: No Good Deed Goes Unpunished

23 Jan 2018

Contributed by Lukas

A charitable trip to Houston turns sour when a hangry Kenya feels disrespected. Check out our take on this diva behavior and weigh in on whether or no...

RHONJ: Live from Boston - Can't Fight Foyer with Foyer

21 Jan 2018

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We're live in Boston for a second night, and this time we're talking the Real Housewives of New Jersey reunion part 1. Come listen to See acast.com/pr...

Crappens Live Boston VPR: The Return of White Kanye

19 Jan 2018

Contributed by Lukas

We’re live in Boston this week at The Sinclair, and we’re thrilled to have one of Vanderpump Rules’ finest episodes to cover. We had a blast. Lo...

RHOBH: A Wrinkle in Time

17 Jan 2018

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The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills finds its petty fight of the season. It's a Time Fight! Enjoy! To hear our bonus episodes, become a premium subsc...

Married2Med: Marital Unfocused Group

17 Jan 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Quad has reached a breaking point with Dr. Gregory, and after a gut-wrenching group therapy scene, it looks like things might be on the mend for the t...

RHOA: Mbele-ishing The Truth

16 Jan 2018

Contributed by Lukas

There's an elephant in the room. Actually, about ten of them. Yes, the most over-used expression since "thrown under the bus" reached peak saturation ...

TopChef: Does a Bear Schnitzel in the Woods?

12 Jan 2018

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Top Chef, the contestants must audition from Tasty.com, and after that it's a good ol' fashioned German party. DAS FLAVORS! Come listen t...

RHONJ: Fall From Grace

12 Jan 2018

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On the season finale of Real Housewives of New Jersy, Siggy's credibility - and body - takes a tumble. Yes, she's fallen, and she can't get up. Come ...

RHOBH: Tokyo Hellooo!

10 Jan 2018

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The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills has a wasted Dorit ish. Rinna and Erika don't care, though, cuz they're momaging the brats in Tokyo. Enjoy! This ...

PumpRules: Britney Shocked To Learn Jax Is Still a Pig

09 Jan 2018

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This week's episode of "Vanderpump Rules" sees Britney trying to make Jax a better man... and Lala slapping her back to reality. Nothing like some col...

RHOA: Tea and Sympathy

08 Jan 2018

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The Real Housewives of Atlanta come together for PSA that's dangerously close to devolving into another Donkey Booty war. This week's bonus is a recap...

Top Chef: Does a Bear S**t in the Woods?

05 Jan 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Top Chef sends the cast to a snowy mountain. Will they get eaten by bears? Will they freeze? Will Carrie ever stop smiling? Let's find out! This week'...

RHONJ: The Grudgeatelli Pasta Station

04 Jan 2018

Contributed by Lukas

The Real Housewives of New Jersey are close to the end of the season. What better way to start your goodbye than a good ole fashioned grudge in a seco...

RHOBH: Horsing Around

03 Jan 2018

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Did you guys know that Teddi loves horses? Because she does. A lot. And this week we get to see her ride a horse. So, that's cool. Come listen to our ...

PumpRules: For Whom The Taco Bell Tolls

03 Jan 2018

Contributed by Lukas

"Vanderpump Rules" kicks off 2018 with a special gift to the audience: a second cheating scandal! We're still barely wiping the Taco Bell off our lips...

Special Guest Amy Phillips!

02 Jan 2018

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This week on "Watch What Crappens," comedienne Amy Phillips joins Ben Mandelker (bsideblog.com) and Ronnie Karam (trashtalktv.com) to chat about the l...

RHONJ: Anti-Sigmitic

21 Dec 2017

Contributed by Lukas

The Real Housewives of New Jersey end their Milan trip by mixing Hitler, shoes, and meatballs. Would you expect anything less? This week's bonus is a ...

RHOBH: Same Nest, New Broken Bird

20 Dec 2017

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Real Housewives of Beverly Hills is back with more wigs than ever and a new totally down to earth EQUESTRIAN broken bird. This week's bonus is a rage ...

PumpRules: Jaxination

19 Dec 2017

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The women of Vanderpump Rules have a seance to rid Jax of his ape spirit. Will Britney be able to stop herself from jumping right back into the potato...

RHOA: Love in the First Degree

18 Dec 2017

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The Real Housewives of Atlanta brings us our first scene with Sheree's new man. Collect that love, baby! This week's bonus is about Ben's bday weekend...

Top Chef and Below Deck: It Ain't Easy Bein' Cheesy

16 Dec 2017

Contributed by Lukas

If you have lactose intolerance, this amazing episode of Top Chef isn't for you. If, on the other hand, you love seeing tortoiseshell glasses leaking,...

RHONJ: The Elephant in the Duomo

14 Dec 2017

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The Real Housewives of New Jersey head to Italy! They throw glasses, scream, and sob. The ush. This week's bonus is about Ronnie's Austin performance ...

Relationshep: A Shep In Every Port

13 Dec 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Shep is looking for love, but the prospects are not amazing. Come join us for our recap of "Relationshep See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-ou...

PumpRules: Sur Wars - The Last Jax Lie?

13 Dec 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Epic revelations happen on this week's "Vanderpump Rules." First we learn the truth behind Faith's allegations. Then we meet Stassi's boyfriend. Wh...

RHOA: Bae Area Bride

11 Dec 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Real Housewives of Atlanta continues its tour of the Bay Area, and this week, it involves trolleys, Chinatown, Napa, and even a fake wedding to boot. ...

Top Chef: Mile High

08 Dec 2017

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We're turning 600, and to celebrate, we're throwing a potluck! Actually, we're just watching one on the "Top Chef: Colorado" premiere. Join us as we ...

RHONJ: Posche Spice

07 Dec 2017

Contributed by Lukas

It's the most wonderful time of the year: the Posche Fashion Show! Come join us as we recap Tre's attempted shakedown of Kim D on Real Housewives of N...

Below Deck: The Dingaling Mother's Circus

06 Dec 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Below Deck ends its season with a full on circus. Will Kate finally find a way to shut Jen up? This week's bonus episode is a convo about Ben's bday, ...

PumpRules: Declaration of Faith

06 Dec 2017

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"Vanderpump Rules" is back with a bang - literally. Allegedly? Whatever. Come listen to this supersized episode (over 90 minutes long) as we recap ...

RHOA: Marlo in the Middle

05 Dec 2017

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The Real Housewives of Atlanta take a trip to San Francisco, and Nene gets to put her new "You Are!" strategy on the table. This week’s bonus episod...

RHONJ: Sog Park Diaries

30 Nov 2017

Contributed by Lukas

The drama on this week's Real Housewives of New Jersey begins in a dog park and climaxes with a new wine stain on yet another wall of an Italian resta...

BelowDeck: Kate Plus 8 (headaches)

29 Nov 2017

Contributed by Lukas

"Below Deck" is nearing the end of its season, which means all the yachties are going out of their minds. Come join us as we recap this penultimate e...

RHOC: Of Human Blonde-age

28 Nov 2017

Contributed by Lukas

The Real Housewives of Orange County finishes off its season with one last reunion. The blondes in charge make up to keep their gigs, but not before r...

RHOA: Don't Be Tardy for the White Party

28 Nov 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Did you get your invite to Nene's Girls & Gays Never Forget: Non-Holocaust Edition White Party Seafood Soiree Sponsored By The American Associatio...

BelowDeck: It's All Gravy (and Scallops)

23 Nov 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Matt's still serving up mediocre food on "Below Deck," and if that's not bad enough, Jen dipped her fork in Kyle's gravy. WHAAAAA? Will she wind up ...

Married to Medicine: Track and Shield

22 Nov 2017

Contributed by Lukas

It’s a double recap of Married to Medicine! First up is a hamburger cook of flavored with the salt of relationship tears, and then is a track and fi...

RHOC: What Is Dis Word, Reunion?

21 Nov 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Real Housewives of Orange County starts its reunion with lots and lots of tears. And boob talk. Cuz Bravo. This week’s bonus is about our field trip...

RHOA: Disco Infer-no

21 Nov 2017

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***This file was uploaded incorrectly. Re-uploaded! Sorry for the trouble! Sheree Whitfield throws her mom a disco party. Get it, girl! Enjoy! This we...

Below Deck: Cougar Watch

17 Nov 2017

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Some God fearin, butt lovin cougars are the new charter guests on this week’s Below Deck. Can Nico keep his pants on? Can EJ keep from touching hims...

RHONJ: Trick or Retreat

16 Nov 2017

Contributed by Lukas

This week's Real Housewives of New Jersey has the women headed to an overnight retreat, but there's no room for empowerment when allegations of drug u...

RHOD: Reunion Part L22

15 Nov 2017

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Real Housewives of Dallas Reunion Part 2 featured lots of fake tears, terrible spray tans and amazing monologues. Also, very nice pores. Thanks L22! T...

RHOC: Candle With Care

15 Nov 2017

Contributed by Lukas

The Real Housewives of Orange County finishes out their season at a candle party, in case you’re not already dozing off. This week’s bonus is a re...

RHOA: Baths & Showers

13 Nov 2017

Contributed by Lukas

"Real Housewives of Atlanta" started this week with a bath and ended with a shower. And in between there was all sorts of hilarious stuff. Come join...

Below Deck: The Legend of Ass Ho

10 Nov 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Below Deck had a Hawaiian party this week, and the Stud of the Seas came through. Also, EJ got ready to say goodbye and a guest complained. A lot. Thi...

RHONJ: Marges Get Soggy Too

09 Nov 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Classic Marge gave us some classic tears as she bared her soul for Dolores on this week's Real Housewives of New Jersey. Come join us as we recap this...

RHOD: PTSDildo

08 Nov 2017

Contributed by Lukas

You should never bully someone with a sex toy. This is the takeaway from part 1 of the Real Housewives of Dallas reunion. Come learn more lessons wi...

RHOC: Vikings of Wishful Thinking

08 Nov 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Vicki and Tamra are friends again on Real Housewives of Orange County. But will it last? And will Peggy ever get over the indignity of hearing vague...

RHOA: Fifty Shades of Leafblowers

07 Nov 2017

Contributed by Lukas

**This was recorded under extreme circumstances. Please forgive the audio! The Real Housewives of Atlanta return for a tenth season, and Cynthia celeb...

RHONJ: Live from SF! Classic Marge

05 Nov 2017

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We took our show to San Francisco for a super fun recap of Real Housewives of New Jersey. We're talking See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out...

RHOD: Musical Epilogue

02 Nov 2017

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We turned the Real Housewives of Dallas into a musical epilogue because we just saw Little Shop of Horrors and can’t stop obsessing. Enjoy! For bonu...

Below Deck: The Musical

02 Nov 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Nico’s brother comes on board this week with his dirty ass feet. Will Jen bang him? Or will she save herself for the cougar guest who can’t keep h...

RHOD: Rules of Engagement

01 Nov 2017

Contributed by Lukas

The Real Housewives of Dallas ends its season by celebrating a carnie engagement! Will everyone follow the rules? Will L22 show itself? Will anyone’...

RHOC: Icelandic Halloween Spook-tacular 2017

31 Oct 2017

Contributed by Lukas

It's Halloween 2017, and could anything be spookier than Vicki Gunvalson with elevated blood pressure? Surely not! Come join us for a CREEPY and CRA...

Shahs of Sunset: The Dools of Our Lives

30 Oct 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Timestamps below! Kathy Griffin went off on Andy this weekend, so we spent the first half hour talking that over. Then, Shahs of Sunset finished out i...

BelowDeck: Brico Suave, Eh?

27 Oct 2017

Contributed by Lukas

"Below Deck" is looking an awful lot like the Loveboat this week. Nico and Bri finally hook up (byeeeeeee Melissa), EJ and Baker strike up a casual r...

RHONJ: Welcome Back, Scumbag!

26 Oct 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Melissa gets cake shamed this week on The Real Housewives of New Jersey, and Danielle pulls some old tricks out of a new bag. Enjoy! Also, this week’...

RHOD: Declaration of Sparklependence

25 Oct 2017

Contributed by Lukas

It’s a Sparkle Launch Party on Real Housewives of Dallas this week, so get ready for prettier dog poop to come from your best furry friend! Also, th...

RHOC: The Great Icelandic Casserole Run

24 Oct 2017

Contributed by Lukas

The Real Housewives of Orange County head to Iceland. Who will fall into a crevasse? Who will find themselves in a Lynchian dream state? Who will almo...

Shahs: Inglorious Bastards

24 Oct 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Part 1 of the "Shahs of Sunset" reunion gave us all the classy stuff: casual racism, bastard accusations, and man-buns Who could ask for anything mor...

Below Deck: The Vanilla Blind Side

20 Oct 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Sandra Bullock once played a lady who hates chocolate ice cream. You heard it here first. Enjoy! This week’s bonus is a breakdown of Top Chef Colora...

RHONJ: Cry Me A Joan River

19 Oct 2017

Contributed by Lukas

The feud between Siggy and Margaret reaches epic new levels on this week's Real Housewives of New Jersey. It can only lead to one thing: bragging abo...

RHOD: Deck The Halls With Flesh Eating Bacteria

18 Oct 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Something's eating away at LeeAnne, and it's not just the flesh eating bacteria in her boobs. She's mad as hell at Cary for talking crap about Brandi,...

RHOC: Stirring The Feeling Pot

17 Oct 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Meghan King Edmonds invites the ladies over to get their aura read, but the night ends in disaster as Peggy and Shannon fight about Diko and David. I...

Shahs of Sunset: Drag to the Finish Line

16 Oct 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Shahs of Sunset puts an end to the season this week. Reza dresses like Vida, makes his husband cry, and tops off the Sunday by manipulating someone in...

Below Deck: You’re a Good Man, Chris Brown

13 Oct 2017

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Chris Brown gets the gift of a plane ticket on this week’s Below Deck, and EJ finally loses his cool beans. Enjoy! For bonus episodes and extras, be...

RHONJ: Can't Throw Your Cake and Have It Too

13 Oct 2017

Contributed by Lukas

No one ever said being on Real Housewives of New Jersey would be a cakewalk, but certainly Siggy never thought it would be this hard. The Boca trip t...

RHOD: Siesta Fiesta

11 Oct 2017

Contributed by Lukas

The Real Housewives of Dallas are still in Mexico. Some choose to fiesta, some choose to fiesta. One thing is for sure, Kameron got her teeth brushed....

RHOC: Belly Up!

10 Oct 2017

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Peggy and Diko celebrate their 22nd anniversary on this week’s Real Housewives of Orange County, and Tamra and Vicki fail at making up. Again. Enjoy...

Shahs: Broadway Be Swervin'!

09 Oct 2017

Contributed by Lukas

GG finally takes the stage on "Shahs of Sunset," but not before MJ climbs onto a bar in Queens and Shervin breaks up with his girlfriend. Also, Asa is...

BelowDeck: You're No Bosun, No Bosun of Mine!

06 Oct 2017

Contributed by Lukas

There's a new bosun on "Below Deck," and no one likes him. But he's got to be better than Matt whose drunken date with Bri continues the epic trend o...

RHONJ: Most Talented Cake in the World

05 Oct 2017

Contributed by Lukas

The Real Housewives of New Jersey is back, and this time, there are new faces, old faces, new old and now new faces, and a truly upsetting cake fight....

RHOD: Los Dildo Es Muy Not Classy, Por Favor

04 Oct 2017

Contributed by Lukas

The Real Housewives of Dallas trip to Mexico hits a rocky patch when Brandi chases Kameron with a big, brown dildo. It doesn't go over well. And we ...

RHOC: Testes & Besties

04 Oct 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Real Housewives of Orange County this week focused on all sorts of charming things: Doug's vasectomy, Vicki's colon cleanse, Tamra's rash, Peggy's can...

Shahs of Sunset: Shalom and Goodbye

02 Oct 2017

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The gang heads to NY for GG’s chance at ruining theater forever, and it turns out Shalom is just as unbalanced as the rest. Phew. We were worried th...

Live Chicago Part 2: RHOD & Special Guests LeeAnne Locken and Nico Scholly

29 Sep 2017

Contributed by Lukas

It got pretty rowdy at our Lincoln Hall late show, and we loved every second! LeeAnne Locken joined us onstage again and brought along Below Deck’s ...

Live Chicago Part 1: RHOC & Special Guest LeeAnne Locken

28 Sep 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Chicago welcomed us right this week. We yelled, laughed screamed, and hugged like mad. Not to mention talked crazy poo about this week’s hilarious e...

BelowDeck: Kate Has No Time For Tired Excuses

27 Sep 2017

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When the yacht bumps into the dock on "Below Deck," Captain Lee goes on a rampage, and Chris bears the brunt of it. But more importantly, BRUNO IS TI...

RHOAKL: Being Real, Stupid

26 Sep 2017

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Shahs of Sunset: The Mangina Monologues

25 Sep 2017

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GG heads to (triple off) Broadway, MJ drunkenly pisses on her relationship, and Shervin finally comes clean to the crew. Enjoy! **This week’s premiu...

RHOAKL: Book Launch: We Have Contact!

22 Sep 2017

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There are dueling book launches on this week’s Real Housewives of Auckland, but will Louise have Contact? Only Jodi Foster really knows. Enjoy! **Th...

BelowDeck: Jesus Take The Iron

21 Sep 2017

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This week's "Below Deck" finds Kate Chastain so exhausted by her crew that she has no further choice than to find comfort in Jesus. Hot Jesus, specifi...

RHOD: Ooh, Look What You Made Tea Do

20 Sep 2017

Contributed by Lukas

There's plenty of tea to spill but not a lot of sympathy on this week's Real Housewives of Dallas, whose second season continues to be FIRE, as the ki...

RHOC: 2 on 2 Betch Volleyball

20 Sep 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Real Housewives of Orange County came alive this week as the women clashed at Kelly Dodd's house. Accusations of lying and spousal abuse abounded, but...

Shahs of Sunset: A Turkey Hear-acle

18 Sep 2017

Contributed by Lukas

GG can hear! It’s a miracle! Unfortunately, she can also talk. This special Thanksgiving episode features attempts to break up friendships, relation...

RHOAKL: Race Tracks of Angela's Tears

15 Sep 2017

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The Real Housewives of Auckland heads to the race track for some good old fashioned driving lessons. But before things get too fast See acast.com/pri...

Below Deck: Mountain Dews & Don’ts

14 Sep 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Below Deck is still dealing with a green crew and a guest list full of the lamest thrill seekers ever. Thankfully, it leads to lots of passive aggress...

RHOD: Memphis Door Belle

13 Sep 2017

Contributed by Lukas

The ladies of Real Housewives of Dallas are headed to Memphis! Or at least some of them are. Brandi ditched LeeAnne for Steph and Cary, which means ...

RHOC: The Shady in Red

12 Sep 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Birthdays galore this week on Real Housewives of Orange County. Shannon gets emo, Eddie makes blowjob jokes, and Vicky unwraps a huge underhanded shad...

Shahs of Sunset: In Vitro Hurt-ilization

11 Sep 2017

Contributed by Lukas

This week, MJ declares war over in vitro eggs, which she still knows nothing about. Thankfully, Asa’s baby can support her. You know she’s pregnan...

RHOAKL: Sticking To Their Guns

08 Sep 2017

Contributed by Lukas

After a harrowing, racially-charged episode in Port Douglas, the Real Housewives of Auckland get back to more mundane tasks in this latest installment...

BelowDeck: Tender Greens

07 Sep 2017

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Below Deck returns for a fifth season. Kate, Captain Lee and Niko are all back, and this time they’re accompanied by the dumbest crew yet. YAY! **Th...

RHOD: Climbing the Power Meemaw Ladder

06 Sep 2017

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Kameron gets pissy on this week’s Real Housewives of Dallas and D’Andra gets shot down again by Power Meemaw. Also, this week’s premium bonus is...

RHOC: Getting Dragged

05 Sep 2017

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The Real Housewives of Orange County dress like men for charity. Will Kelly be able to keep the peace? Or will she get dragged all over again? Also, t...

Crappens Live in LA!! with Jeff Lewis, Gage Edward, Jenni Pulos, and Shannon Beador

04 Sep 2017

Contributed by Lukas

It's our biggest show ever: Watch What Crappens live at the Teragram Ballroom in downtown Los Angeles. Come join us as we recap the classic "Scary I...

RHOAKL: RHOShauckland

01 Sep 2017

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The ladies hit some rough waters when Julier says the N word. Yikes.  ** Jeff Lewis, Gage Edward and Jenni Pulos are going to be our special guest on...

RHONY: Every Rose Has Its Corn(hole)

31 Aug 2017

Contributed by Lukas

The Real Housewives of New York wrap up their third reunion with lots of anal talk. Also, Ramona leaves us with a Greatest Hit Childhood Origin Story ...

RHOD: I Can't Feel My Two-Face When I'm With You

30 Aug 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Halloween means so many things to the women of Real Housewives of Dallas. It's a time for forgiveness, for Mexican food, and for LeeAnne to dress up ...