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#478 Below Deck Med: As the Onion Turns

14 Jun 2017

Contributed by Lukas

The onion betrayal hits its peak on this week’s Below Deck Med, but at least Malia gets a side of spinach! Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.co...

#477 SouthernCharm: Kiss From A Rose

13 Jun 2017

Contributed by Lukas

The "Southern Charm" love triangle between Shep, Chelsea, and Austen comes to a fussy head this week after Shep allegedly corners Chels and tries to s...

#476 RHOP & Invite Only Cabo: The Huger Experience

12 Jun 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Huger demands her name be on everything in Bermuda on the Real Housewives of Potomac cast trip, and an angry, odd little man tries to ruin Emily’s n...

#475 Southern Charm Sav: Egregious Allegoricals!

09 Jun 2017

Contributed by Lukas

A storm of categorial, allegorical extremes hits Savannah. Egregiously. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episod...

#474 RHONY: Ramona vs. Bethenny vs. Lighting Fixtures

08 Jun 2017

Contributed by Lukas

This week's Real Housewives of New York is jam packed with crazy: Ramona and Bethenny's blowout, Ramona trashing Dorinda's bedroom, Jill Zarin's triu...

#473 BelowDeckMed: Oh Stewardess, I Speak Chive

07 Jun 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Warning: this episode may contain onions. Chef Adam goes rogue when the guests demand no onions. And then he calls Hannah a slut. Or was it the chiv...

#472 Southern Charm: I Learned It By Watching You, Shep!

06 Jun 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Shep wakes up at one with a hangover. Is it rock bottom? Or just Tuesday? Let’s all try to feel things. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/w...

#471 RHOP & Cabo: Host Traumatic Stress Disorder

05 Jun 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Karen Huger and Charrisse Jackson Jordan are battling it out to be the official host of the Potomac season 2 vacation, and the stakes couldn't be any ...

#470 Southern Charm Sav: Baggage

02 Jun 2017

Contributed by Lukas

It’s the first dinner party war of Southern Charm Savannah, and no one is safe. Accusations are hurled and chinchilla wraps are disrespected, but at...

#469 RHONY: Please Tell Me It's Not About Chicken

01 Jun 2017

Contributed by Lukas

The ladies of Real Housewives of New York are still in the Berkshires. Someone stains a chair, someone hogs the cheese, and Bethenny is in a dungeon n...

#468 BelowDeckMed: Malia! I've Just Kissed A Girl Named Malia!

31 May 2017

Contributed by Lukas

The anchors aren't the only things all tangled up on "Below Deck: Mediterranean." There's a whole jumbled love triangle going down. But it's more li...

#467 SouthernCharm: No Man's Landon

31 May 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Landon goes on a maybe date with Thomas and then breaks up with Drew. Will she ever find love? Probably not. Also, Kathryn has lunch with the group...

#466 RHOP & Invite Only: Emu-tion

30 May 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Kangaroo wraps almost break a marriage on Real Housewives of Potomac and Larry doesn’t like drama on Invite Only Cabo. Will Emily’s emoji pillow e...

#465 Southern Charm Savannah: Drag and Race

26 May 2017

Contributed by Lukas

First, we’re joined by our friend Lisa Timmons (@timmonslisa) joins us to answer our questions about Savannah royalty. Then, we talk about how South...

#464 RHONY: All I Want For Christmas Is The Berkshires

25 May 2017

Contributed by Lukas

'Tis the season for undermining LuAnn. That's right: the Real Housewives of New York made its annual pilgrimage to The Berkshires this week, and we'r...

#463 Below Deck Med: 2 Chainz

24 May 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Mr. Skintastic and his butterface anchors finish up their tour on this week’s Below Deck Med, but will the tangled chains ruin everything? Subscribe...

#462 Southern Charm: Sari, Not Sari

23 May 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Southern Charm manages to offend every race on the planet this episode, and we’re along for the bumpy ride. Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watc...

#461 RHOP & Cabo: Who's Eating Emu (or Agu)?

22 May 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Emu isn't the only thing on the menu at Oz. On this week's Real Housewives of Potomac, Gizelle and Robyn get their fingers all up in Ashley's busines...

#460 SCSavannah: Strip Golf & Wedding Showers

19 May 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Some ghosts tried to burn down Ashley's house! And then she processed the trauma by playing strip golf. But was that a violaysh of girl code? That'...

#459 RHONY: Bowling for Cougar-bine

18 May 2017

Contributed by Lukas

This week on RHONY, the cougars sharpened their claws for some fresh prey, and thanks to some helpful pointers from Ramona, Tinsley nabbed herself a 2...

#458 Below Deck Med: Duping the Boob

17 May 2017

Contributed by Lukas

On this week’s Below Deck Med, Bobby gets a Facetime hug from his mom, Sandy Yawn ties one on, and an army of boobs are released. Please don’t men...

#357 SouthernCharm: Guns N' Shep Roses

17 May 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Sun's out, guns out. The cast of "Southern Charm" has a quail of a time hunting in the George back country this week, and no bird is safe - especially...

#456 Invite Only Cabo: The Basics

15 May 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Bravo has added a new show to its roster, and it’s a beautiful, messy, confusing and hilarious ride. Take it with us. Welcome to Invite Only Cabo! S...

#455: Live at the Improv!

13 May 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Michelle Collins (After Paradise, Little Talk Live) joins Ben and Ronnie on a special episode recorded live at the Hollywood Improv on May 9, 2017. T...

#454 RHOP: Everything to Every Juan

12 May 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Robyn gets a "Juantervention," Ashley gets a Sha-Sha freak-out, and Karen gets a "realty" check. It's all par for the course on Real Housewives of Po...

#453 RHONY: Brown Ice Ahead

11 May 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Ramona tries to make nice with Bethenny like a wrecking ball, Tinsley gets in a brown ice fight with Sonja, and LuAnn squeals a lot. Enjoy! Subscribe ...

#452 Below Deck Med: Prom Queen Problems

10 May 2017

Contributed by Lukas

The new pretty girl is given so much attention by horny losers that she starts breaking things with her mind on this week’s Below Deck Med. Enter if...

#451 Southern Charm & Savannah: Southern Fried Fruits

09 May 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Southern Charm gets a sister, and they’ve probably made out. Let’s gather together to welcome a fresh group of tacky, inbred monsters to the lineu...

#450 RHOA: Frick & Fractured

08 May 2017

Contributed by Lukas

It's the epic showdown we've all been waiting for: Kandi vs. Phaedra vs. Porsha. All the truth comes (mostly) out in part four of the Real Housewive...

Bonus #134: Altered Reality w Darren Bettencourt and Joanna Krupa

07 May 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Altered Reality is a new TV show satirizing the behind the scenes shenanigans of a Real Housewives type show. We talked to one of the show’s produce...

#449 RHOP: KFCya Later, Bitch!

05 May 2017

Contributed by Lukas

The Real Housewives of Potomac get into our favorite kind of low rent fight: one that takes place in a driveway. Keep it classy, ladies! Our fave! Enj...

#448 RHONY: Little Shop of Election Horrors

04 May 2017

Contributed by Lukas

This week's episode of RHONY is full of surprises, both on a national level (the election) and an international level (Ramona's birthday). We've got i...

#447 Below Deck Med: Handy Sandy

03 May 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Come to Crappens Live on May 9th! http://www.ticketweb.com/fb/7398175/hollyimprov Below Deck Med comes back with a new captain that is all about REST....

#446 SouthernCharm: My Sew-Called Life

02 May 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Craig gets into sewing, Shep goes to the doctor, T-Rav mourns the power of khakis, and Cameran buys a doll. Just par for the course on "Southern Char...

#445 RHOA: Lez Be Honest

01 May 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Come to Crappens Live on May 9th! http://www.ticketweb.com/fb/7398175/hollyimprovIt’s the third reunion of the season for The Real Housewives of Atl...

#444 RHOP: Hookah with a Heart of Gold

28 Apr 2017

Contributed by Lukas

The ladies of Potomac gather at a hookah bar to do things like shame Monique and... shame Monique. But she kind of deserves it for bragging about the...

#443 RHONY: Dorinda Goes Bananas (and Cucumbers)

27 Apr 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Dorinda hasn't yelled yet on this season of Real Housewives of New York; so this week she let it all out, screaming strange metaphors about EZ Passes ...

#442 RHOBH: Accountability Smoothies

26 Apr 2017

Contributed by Lukas

We're doing a live show Tues May 3rd at 10PM at the Hollywood improv! For tickets: http://www.ticketweb.com/fb/7398175/hollyimprov The final reunion o...

#441 Southern Charm: The Village Bike Meddler

25 Apr 2017

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Southern Charm, Shep can’t understand why people assume he’s a slut, Cameran tries to make garsh and Chelsea happen, and everyone say...

#440 RHOA: Girl, Hi!

24 Apr 2017

Contributed by Lukas

The second part of the RHOA reunion brings about all sorts of emotions. Even Ronnie takes Kenya's side for once. Or does he? Come listen to Ben and ...

#439 Southern Charm: Shep & Repeat

21 Apr 2017

Contributed by Lukas

While Shep romances the ladies (and gets shot down), Craig faces his biggest challenge yet: erecting a step & repeat. Or is it step & release...

#438 RHONY Porn Wars & HyperClintonation

20 Apr 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Ramona invites the girls to the Hamptons to dog pile Bethenny over boob pics from two decades ago, and Dorinda sicks the NSA on Sonja’s ass. Enjoy! ...

#437 RHOBH: Little Orphan Bunny

19 Apr 2017

Contributed by Lukas

It’s the second reunion night for The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, and it’s a doozy. Erika’s mad, Rinna shows off her skills at producing a...

#436 PumpRules: Diss & Makeup

18 Apr 2017

Contributed by Lukas

"Vanderpump Rules" season 5 ended on an acrimonious note as Scheana and her estranged husband Shay came face to face on part 3 of the reunion. Ben an...

#435 RHOA & RHOP: Easter Kandi

17 Apr 2017

Contributed by Lukas

RHOA kicks off its HISTORIC four part reunion with camel toe fascination and receipt wars, and then we’re off to visit the Real Housewives of Potoma...

#434 Southern Charm: When In Roam, Only Do Billionaires

14 Apr 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Landon shows off her new app idea on Southern charm, Craig finds a best friend, and Shep messes with some balls. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreo...

#433 RHONY: Curl, Interrupted

13 Apr 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Introducing Tinsley Mortimer. The notorious Manhattan socialite makes her RHONY debut, and here's what we know so far: she yearns to wear black, and ...

#432 RHOBH: Re-Vagunited & It Feels So Good

12 Apr 2017

Contributed by Lukas

The first of three Real Housewives of Beverly Hills reunions is upon us. Get ready for some talk of Erika’s vagina. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.p...

#431 PumpRules: (Brain) Size Doesn’t Matter

11 Apr 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Vanderpump Rules jumps into the second part of its reunion with some more LaLa snaps, Nikolai tell offs and a Jax and Brit preview. What big words wil...

#430 RHOA & RHOP: Going Chateau to Toe

10 Apr 2017

Contributed by Lukas

"Real Housewives of Atlanta" wrapped up its latest season with a vicious fight centered around... basement insecurity? Something like that. The poin...

#429 Southern Charm: 4th Time's The Charm

07 Apr 2017

Contributed by Lukas

"Southern Charm" is back! The cast continues to grow, and even when nothing happens in an episode (like this one), we still find it so, so fun. Come...

#428 RHONY: Get a Brain

06 Apr 2017

Contributed by Lukas

The Real Housewives of New York return. Ramona has a new Mario. Will this one work out? And will Hillary win the election? SO MANY QUESTIONS. Enjoy! S...

#426 PumpRules: Reunited AF

04 Apr 2017

Contributed by Lukas

It's time for the Vanderpump Rules reunion! TV writer and producer Marcos Luevanos joins Ben and Ronnie to break down all the memorable moments from ...

#427 RHOBH: Brawling Ballerina

04 Apr 2017

Contributed by Lukas

It’s the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills season finale! Will Dorit’s head crack? Will Erika cry about her vagina again? Will Lisa Rinna own it ba...

#425 RHOP: Challenged Slime Buckets

03 Apr 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Real Housewives of Potomac returns, and the ladies are already stealing enough Beyonce lyrics to fill a show. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.c...

#424 RHOA: The Prison Bitch

03 Apr 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Apollo calls collect from prison to introduce his new prison bitch to the ladies. This should go well. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watc...

#423: Epic Southern Charm Season 4 Preview

30 Mar 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Grab your mint juleps: the next season of "Southern Charm" begins next week, and we're here to break down the season 4 trailer shot by shot. Yes, we'...

#422 RHOBH: All That Glitters Is Not Gold

29 Mar 2017

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Dorit provides endless entertainment. First she adamantly denies Rinna's coke allegations, and then sh...

#421 PumpRules: Loving You Schwartz and All

28 Mar 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Bubba finally adds Schwartz to her name and Lisa Vanderpump gives TomTom direction. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for b...

#420 RHOA: Matt On A Hot Tin Roof

28 Mar 2017

Contributed by Lukas

The saga of Matt and Kenya continues on RHOA, and we're here to break it all down. We go through all the sordid detail of the latest Real Housewives ...

#419 Sweet Home Oklahoma: Spirit Zingers

24 Mar 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Sweet Home Oklahoma bounds onto the scene and has us laughing our butts off. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus ep...

#418: Talking with Cristina and Kyle from 'Summer House'

23 Mar 2017

Contributed by Lukas

"Summer House" never got a reunion on Bravo; so we're here to help. Come listen to cast members Kyle Cooke and Cristina Gibson hash out all the drama ...

#417 RHOBH: Tears of a Bot

22 Mar 2017

Contributed by Lukas

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills light up Hong Kong tonight with the fight episode of the season. Erika suddenly feels things and then Erika feels...

#416 PumpRules: May The Schwartz Be With You

22 Mar 2017

Contributed by Lukas

After a seasons of ups and downs (and by "ups," we mean "lesser downs"), Katie and Tom are finally getting married. Come join Ronnie and Ben as they ...

#415 RHOA: Triflin’ Alhoa

20 Mar 2017

Contributed by Lukas

The Real Housewives try and have a good time on their last day in Maui, but triflin’ memories come back to haunt them. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://ww...

#414: It's a RHONY Preview Episode, Okaaaay?

17 Mar 2017

Contributed by Lukas

"Real Housewives of New York" is so special to us that we just HAD to devote an entire episode to the new trailer. Join us as we dissect the preview ...

#413 Summer House: The Final Carl (?)

16 Mar 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Summer House comes to an end. Will Kyle lose his relationship over an argument about Justin Bieber? Will Carl finally be a man a twin can count on? Wi...

#412 RHOBH: Junk Boat Wars

15 Mar 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Welp, Dorit pushed and prodded, and at long last Erika Jayne cracked. And it all happened on a junk boat. Yes, it was the long-awaited Hong Kong vac...

#411 PumpRules: The Missing Daryls

14 Mar 2017

Contributed by Lukas

LaLa returns to SUR after spending time with her mama, and Tom and Katie learn the limits of Venmo. Also, there are surprise triplets on their way! Or...

#410 RHOA: Restoration Disservice

13 Mar 2017

Contributed by Lukas

So many intense things happening on Real Housewives of Atlanta this week. First, it's the conclusion of Kandi and Porsha's sex dungeon fight. Then w...

#409 SummerHouse: Everybody Hates Cris(tina)

10 Mar 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Breaking news! Reporter Gibson is officially the most hated reporter/guest on "Summer House." At least, that's what this latest episode would indica...

#408 RHOA: Dungeons and Dragons

09 Mar 2017

Contributed by Lukas

The dungeon fight comes to a head on Real Housewives of Atlanta, but one big question remains: “You got baseboards in your dungeon?” Enjoy! Subscr...

#407 RHOBH: MommyI$$uz3

08 Mar 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Erika Jayne opens up to us about her mommy issues, Rinna tries to get her dog to sit down, and Kyle throws herself a Fat Jewish party. Enjoy! Subscrib...

#406 VPR: Stop! Or My Boss Will Photo Shoot!

08 Mar 2017

Contributed by Lukas

It's getting down to the wire for Katie and Tom, and it looks like some encouragement from Lisa Vanderpump will save the day! Or maybe a photo shoot ...

#405 Top Chef: Sad Tea Flanale

06 Mar 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Top Chef’s season comes to an end. There will wah wah wahs, droll yays, and of course, Mommy Complex Flan. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.co...

#404 Summer House: Twinjured

03 Mar 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Christina and Stephen stir the pot on Summer House, and one of our fave gets twinjured. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens ...

#403 Married2Med: 50 Shades of Recurrent Decay

02 Mar 2017

Contributed by Lukas

"Married To Medicine" finished out its season on a high note. Or was it a low note? Either way, it was part 2 of the reunion, and we learned that Ja...

#402 RHOBH: Tiny Cheesecake Tasting Party FROM HELL!!!

01 Mar 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Sometimes you just have to take it on the chin. And that's what Rinna did on this week's Real Housewives of Beverly Hills as she 'fessed up to making...

#401 PumpRules: Love Spins

28 Feb 2017

Contributed by Lukas

The Vanderpump Rules gang wraps up their relationship destroying trip to New Orleans, and the best couple of the show finally shares a kiss. Enjoy! Su...

#400 TopChef: One Day You're Mayan, The Next Day You're Out

28 Feb 2017

Contributed by Lukas

It's our 400th episode!! And what better way to celebrate than by recapping one of Bravo's best and oldest shows - "Top Chef"? Ben and Ronnie break d...

#399 SummerHouse: Kate Casey Crossover Episode!

24 Feb 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Here's something interesting for your Friday: we did a crossover with Kate Casey of "Reality Life with Kate Casey." Basically, we went to her studio,...

#398 RHOA & Married2Med: Closet Wars

23 Feb 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Timestamps below! Who’s the biggest lesbian of The Real Housewives of Atlanta? And will Heavenly ever get an apology for being called an alcoholic o...

#397 RHOBH: Broken Hamster

22 Feb 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Rinna’s getting an award from a charity, but will the ladies of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills ease up on her painful Rinnazheimers Disease? A...

#396 PumpRules: Sia Later, Alligator!

21 Feb 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Comedians Julie Goldman and Brandy Howard ("The People's Couch") join Ben and Ronnie for a raucous recap of a raucous episode of "Vanderpump Rules." W...

#395 Top Chef: Tequila Valley Ranch

21 Feb 2017

Contributed by Lukas

It’s the Top Chef finals, and there’s lots and lots of tequila! Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, r...

#394 Summer House: Geek Love

17 Feb 2017

Contributed by Lukas

The twins’ family comes for a visit and Lindsay and Everett find something incredibly stupid to fight about. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon....

#393 RHOA & Married2Med: Dipping In The Lady Pond

16 Feb 2017

Contributed by Lukas

The glamping trip of RHOA continues with an epic episode that starts with a campfire and ends with a flame out as the women hash everything out -- all...

#392 RHOBH: Disown It, Baby!!

15 Feb 2017

Contributed by Lukas

It'll be a while before Lisa RInna lives this episode of "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" down. Big lips came down with a case of Dorititis and full...

#391 PumpRules: Beads to the Face

14 Feb 2017

Contributed by Lukas

The Vanderpump Rules kids head to NOLA for a joint bachelor/bachelorette party and someone takes some well deserved beads to the face. Enjoy! Subscrib...

#390 TopChef: Padma, Roll Up The Partition Please

14 Feb 2017

Contributed by Lukas

We're getting down to the nitty gritty on "Top Chef: Charleston," and with four contestants left, the slightest mistake will get someone sent home. A...

#389 SummerHouse: Oh How the Worm Has Interned

10 Feb 2017

Contributed by Lukas

The Great Intern War of 2017 rages on! "Summer House" continues to revel in the most petty arguments, and that's what we love about it. This week, C...

#388: Ladies of London: Vacating the Throne

09 Feb 2017

Contributed by Lukas

We’re very politely sad as Caroline Stanbury says goodbye to the Ladies of London. Who will take her throne? Julie calls shotgun! Subscribe at http:...

#387 RHOBH: Mexican Dewigcapitation

08 Feb 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Timestamps below! The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills go to Mexico and Lisa Rinna’s wig cap is decapitated. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon....

#386 PumpRules: Ground Control to Model Tom

07 Feb 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Tom Sandoval is going to infinity and beyond! Or at least Peter's roof. Our fave Vanderpump Rules bartender/model/musician is getting back in touch ...

#385 Top Chef & Married2Med: Mash Up Marriage

06 Feb 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Timestamps below! Top Chef played with mashup brunch and it did not end well. Speaking of things that won’t end well, Lisa Nicole puts her marriage ...

#384 Summer House & Married2Med: Katie Cazorla, St. Barths, and Quad Day!

03 Feb 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Katie Cazorla (E!’s Second Wives Club, @thepaintednail) joins us to rag on the roommate squabbles of Summer House before we attend Quad’s birthday...

#383 Ladies of London: A Midsummer Night's Scream

02 Feb 2017

Contributed by Lukas

We're feeling puckish for today's recap of "Ladies of London," which has the women celebrating Swedish Midsummer's Eve. There's herring, gravlax, and...

#382 RHOBH: Hugs, Drugs, and Jitterbugs; Special Guest: Heather McDonald

02 Feb 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Comedian Heather McDonald (Juicy Scoop) joins us once again to discuss the latest Great Gatsby / Rinna BBQ sitch on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills! ...

#381 PumpRules: Wiggy Pie Ambush

01 Feb 2017

Contributed by Lukas

James almost gets to play victim on this week’s Vanderpump Rules but ruins it with good ole fashioned misogyny and pie references. There’s no savi...

#380 TopChef & RHOA: Icebox Cake, Glamping, and Curtis Stone

30 Jan 2017

Contributed by Lukas

We're talking "Top Chef" and "RHOA" today. We start with blind taste tests and lackluster icebox cakes on TC. Then it's on to glamping madness on Re...