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RHOP: Cha-Charity Case

11 Jun 2018

Contributed by Lukas

The Real Housewives of Potomac is puts Charity up against Charity. But will anyone be more charitable than Charisse's escort? This week's bonus is a s...

Southern Charm: Trouble in Hairadise

08 Jun 2018

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Ashley continues to grow her villainy on this week's Southern Charm while Shep limps around, Cam has her kid and Craig visits his life coach. Enjoy! T...

RHONY: Escape from Lu-catraz

07 Jun 2018

Contributed by Lukas

The Real Housewives of New York celebrates Bethenny's new jeans line and Luann's great prison escape. Time to crack some nuts. Enjoy! This week's bonu...

Below Deck Med: Not Kosher

06 Jun 2018

Contributed by Lukas

The Great Gatsby takes over Below Deck Mediterranean. Will literary greatness be able to overshadow the douche magnetism of the guests and Jao? Probab...

SC Nola: When The Pregnancy Tests Go Marching In

05 Jun 2018

Contributed by Lukas

The "Southern Charm: New Orleans" season draws to a close, but not before Jon Moody flashes his abs one last time. And thank God. We're here to recap ...

RHOP: He's a Real Nowhere Sherman

05 Jun 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Sherman dumps Gizelle, Robyn and Monique have rival charity obligations, and Ashley extends her prenup. Just another day in the mid-Atlantic dramas of...

SouthernCharm: Simply THE WORST EVER

01 Jun 2018

Contributed by Lukas

We are dumbfounded by the depths of Ashley's awfulness on "Southern Charm." In a situation like this, there's only one thing to do: DRAG HER ASS. Come...

RHONY: How The Frankel Stole Christmas

31 May 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Christmas on "Real Housewives of New York" brings out the crazy. From nutcracker appropriation to Luann's arrest, this episode has everything. And let...

BelowDeckMed: Toast Traumatic Stress Disorder

30 May 2018

Contributed by Lukas

You can do a lot of things on a yacht, but never NEVER make Captain Sandy wait for her dry toast. Or else you'll be the one who's toast! See what we d...

RHOP: Extra Medium

29 May 2018

Contributed by Lukas

The Real Housewives of Potomac take the umbrellas off each others necks long enough to talk to an extra medium and help out Houston with water and wig...

Straight Talk With Ross Crossover Bonanza

28 May 2018

Contributed by Lukas

We spent a day doing a crossover with Ross Matthew and pals over at the fabulous Straight Talk With Ross podcast. Find that hilarious show at straight...

Southern Charm: Hilton Headlock

25 May 2018

Contributed by Lukas

The Southern Charm gang heads to the Head, and Ashley almost loses hers when she goes up against Kathryn. This week's bonus is a chill stroll through ...

RHONY: Murder of a Lip Flapper

24 May 2018

Contributed by Lukas

The Real Housewives of New York return to the Berkshires for a murder mystery dinner party and a chill with the snowmies. Who will live? Who will die?...

BelowDeckMed: BUT YOU SAID YOU DON’T LIKE SEAFOOD

23 May 2018

Contributed by Lukas

You know you're a bad yacht guest when you upstage the jerk sexually harassing all the stews. Come join us as we incredulously relive this guest's jou...

PumpRules: Pasta La Vista, Season 6

22 May 2018

Contributed by Lukas

The epic, iconic, Emmy award deserving season 6 of Vanderpump Rules has officially ended, and we are here to recap the third and final installment of ...

RHOP: Scents and Sensibility

21 May 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Karen's fragrance journey looks like it's veering off the road, and Monique's not even the one behind the wheel. We're recapping this and all sorts of...

SouthernCharm: No Royal Weddings On The Horizon

18 May 2018

Contributed by Lukas

This week's "Southern Charm" is all about romantic prospects for men, which means we're in for maximum eye rolls. But here's the good news: we also ge...

RHONY: Betheyanny or Carolaurel?

17 May 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Who are you hearing? Bethenny or Carole? Their feud grows deeper, this time with Carole using "Get off my jock!" against Bethenny. Will these two ever...

Below Deck Med: I Got Your Nuts, Bi**h!

16 May 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Below Deck Mediterranean is back, and this time we're in Italy! Watching a season of Captain Sandy say "Banana" in spanish is going to be the gift tha...

PumpRules: Nevertheless, Jax Persisted

15 May 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Part 2 of the Season 6 Vanderpump Rules reunion taught us that Jax is an ardent feminist, Lala does NOT have a sugar daddy, and James has a roommate w...

RHOP: Nemacolin Cleanse

15 May 2018

Contributed by Lukas

The Real Housewives are still in Nemacolin to drunk/age shame each other for sport. YAY! This week's bonus is about teaching our moms technology, wifi...

Southern Charm: The Job Ermterview Plus NOLA

11 May 2018

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Southern Charm, Katheryn goes to a job interview and Naomi's family opens a restaurant that gives Thomas an accuse to offend the French l...

RHONY Intervención: Puerto Rico

11 May 2018

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Bethenny takes Dorinda to Puerto Rico on this week's Real Housewives of New York. Will the poor girl drink all the aid supplies? For our premium bonus...

The Mourning After (Chicago Show, Part 2)

10 May 2018

Contributed by Lukas

The first episode of the Vanderpump Rules reunion was so epic, we needed a whole second recap to cover everything. For this show, we're talking Jax's ...

PumpRules: Reunited and it Feels So Hood (Chicago Show, Part 1)

10 May 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Crappens Live hits Lincoln Hall in Chicago for a special two part breakdown of Vanderpump Rules Reunion Part One. This is part one. Hope you have as m...

RHOBH: The End Period

09 May 2018

Contributed by Lukas

It's Part Three of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Reunion. We get to talk about periods, Nanny K, and the Holocaust. It's more fun that it sound...

RHOP: Shade Whatcha Mama Gave Ya

08 May 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Candiace isn't playing sweet anymore on "Real Housewives of Potomac," and we're all about it. Come listen to our latest recap, and stick around for Cr...

SouthernCharm: Hatin' On Peyton

04 May 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Naomie is on a rampage these days, and no one on "Southern Charm" is safe, especially not the newbie Peyton. It's another takedown... but was it warra...

RHONY: Missy Misdemeanor

03 May 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Missy makes her triumphant return to Real Housewives of New York. How will LuAnn deal? We've got it covered on our latest RHONY recap. Come listen as ...

RHOBH: Gag Bag

02 May 2018

Contributed by Lukas

It's Part Two of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Reunion. Camille is honored, Dorit is dragged, and Teddi is punctual. Oh, also, Erika is piiiiii...

Bonus Crossover w/ Vanderpump Rules Party Podcast!

01 May 2018

Contributed by Lukas

We had the great pleasure of meeting Holly and Sarah from the Vanderpump Rules Party Podcast a couple of weeks ago and had to get a crossover gab sesh...

PumpRules: Wish I Knew How To Quit You

01 May 2018

Contributed by Lukas

The season finale of "Vanderpump Rules" did not disappoint. Jax was a jerk, Scheana was oblivious, and Patrick... well... he's just awful. We soak up ...

RHOP: Ball Busters

30 Apr 2018

Contributed by Lukas

The Real Housewives of Potomac play bubble soccer and then haze the crap out of the new girl. Plus, Ben shares a story about running into Lisa Rinna a...

Southern Charm: Boy's Night/Pillow Fight Plus SC NOLA

27 Apr 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Southern Charm and Southern Charm New Orleans decide to have a boy's night/girl's night episode on the same night. Only one of them features a fight o...

RHONY: Marathon Party Fowl

26 Apr 2018

Contributed by Lukas

The Real Housewives of New York top off their Hampton's trip with really loud feathers and a huge party foul. This week's bonus is a chat about cookin...

RHOBH: Bizarre Friend Triangle

25 Apr 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Time for part 1 of the "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" reunion. Who will earn the title of LVP's BFF? Who will piss off Erika the most? And who wil...

PumpRules: Free as a Broken Bird!

24 Apr 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Brit and Jax are finally done (until she inevitably goes back to him), and to celebrate, our favorite Kentuckian is going to put herself FIRST (until ...

RHOA: Wig Out

23 Apr 2018

Contributed by Lukas

The tenth season of "Real Housewives of Atlanta" ends with a hilariously relentless dragging of Kim Zolciak Biermann. And it is all so good. But we co...

SouthernCharm: Cold Showers; Plus, NOLA

20 Apr 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Cameran's baby shower turns icy when Naomi attempts to thaw Patricia's heart. Easier said than done. And that's just the tip of the "Southern Charm" i...

RHONY: Sag Harboring Resentment

19 Apr 2018

Contributed by Lukas

The Real Housewives of New York celebrate Bethenny's birthday with a trip to the Hamptons and we get to watch Sonja ride a bus. This week's bonus is a...

RHOBH: Beverly Beach Sesh

18 Apr 2018

Contributed by Lukas

The long, uneventful season of RHOBH comes to a whimpering close as Dorit finally hosts a fashion show for Beverly Beach. Not to be outdone, Kyle then...

PumpRules: Crutching Our Pearls

17 Apr 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Are you guys ready for the Pucker & Pout party by JULIE HEWITTTTT?? We are! We're so excited we stubbed our toe on a pint of frozen ice cream. Com...

RHOA: Lip Stink Battle

16 Apr 2018

Contributed by Lukas

The Real Housewives of Atlanta celebrated their second reunion this week and it was a full on Lip Sink. This week's bonus is a chat about RHOP! For al...

RHOC: Revisiting Naked Wasted - Live from Orange County

16 Apr 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Watch What Crappens heads to the birthplace of the housewives: Orange County, CA! Join us for a rowdy live show where we revisit the classic RHOC epis...

SouthernCharm: Tell Him Good Ol' Boy, Bye

13 Apr 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Time's Up for JD as the women of "Southern Charm" finally take him to task for his philandering ways (BWWAAAAAH!!!). It's an explosive, hilarious, and...

RHONY: Uncool Runnings

12 Apr 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Turn down your Countess Pandora station: we've got a brand new recap of the latest "Real Housewives of New York" episode. Carole runs her marathon, Be...

RHOBH: Rubber Panda Don't Give a F**k

11 Apr 2018

Contributed by Lukas

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills spend their final day in Berlin hanging out with a panda bear and waiting on Erika to lube herself into a rubber ...

PumpRules: What Would Mandela Do?

10 Apr 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Will Jax follow in the path of Nelson Mandela? Or will his Reiki progress succumb to the world around him? Such are the questions that plague this wee...

RHOA: No Bones About It

09 Apr 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Real Housewives of Atlanta has its first reunion this week and Sheree drops the bones while Kenya flashes her wedding ring. This week's bonus is a cha...

Southern Charm: Barbie Queued

06 Apr 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Southern Charm is back, and Thomas has a new Barbie to parade around. Don't worry, though. His white pants are exactly the same. This week's bonus is ...

RHONY: Supreme GaGaween

06 Apr 2018

Contributed by Lukas

The Real Housewives of New York return, and it's with a slurry, tone deaf Halloween party. We couldn't have asked for a better treat, tricks. Enjoy! F...

RHOBH: Oktoberfestering

05 Apr 2018

Contributed by Lukas

We're live in DC for a second night in a row, and this time we're talking RHOBH. The German adventure on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills continues. K...

Live DC Pump Rules: Pillow Talk

04 Apr 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Our first night in DC was a blessed one, because we got to cover an instantly iconic episode of Vanderpump Rules. Bored in Mexico, Jax organizes his v...

RHOA: Two Can Play At That Cleopatra

02 Apr 2018

Contributed by Lukas

The season finale of "Real Housewives of Atlanta" wraps up with the scariest episode yet: Porsha on stage, Kandi dressed like Pennywise, and Vivica A....

Married2Med: A Medical Miracle; Special Guest Carey O'Donnell

30 Mar 2018

Contributed by Lukas

The finale of the "Married To Medicine" reunion was so intense we couldn't ignore it. Check out our recap and then join us for a chat with writer Care...

SummerHouse: Drunk In Love

29 Mar 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Amanda thinks Kyle drinks too much; so they come up with a great plan: they'll go 1-for-1 with beverages. What could go wrong? Just another fun weeken...

RHOBH: The Nanny K Diaries

28 Mar 2018

Contributed by Lukas

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills are taking the arguments from petty to...amazingly wonderfully petty with a good ole fashioned "You Don't Remembe...

PumpRules: Bottle Episode

27 Mar 2018

Contributed by Lukas

The "Vanderpump Rules" trip to Mexico continues. Jax finds out about Scheana's devious plans, Stassi and Kristen fight about sleeptime, and Lala drops...

RHOA: The Daly Showed!

26 Mar 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Marc Daly showed up! Marc Daly showed up! The Real Housewives of Atlanta meet the love of Kenya's life, and Sheree doesn't understand nose rings. It's...

Live in Detroit: Welcome to SUR!

26 Mar 2018

Contributed by Lukas

In the beginning...there was Vanderpump Rules Episode One: Welcome to Sur! We're live in Detroit at the Majestic Theater to cover the first episode ev...

Summer House: Hell? NOT FUN

22 Mar 2018

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Summer house, Amanda and Kyle whine fight for an hour. In other news, Stephen has boy trouble, Twerkus gets her twerk back, and Carl wear...

RHOBH: Séance Anything

21 Mar 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Kyle hosts one last séance by the smiley-faced pool for old times' sake, and Lisa Vanderpump loses one of her cute little pups. It's a time for tears...

Vanderpump Rules: The Mighty Schmuck

20 Mar 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Jax has a mysterious hockey job offer on PumpRules, but that doesn't stop him from getting his ape ass handed to him in Mexico. Enjoy! This week's bon...

RHOA: Joking Hazard

20 Mar 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Nene loses her Uber cool with a heckler, and the consequences are rough. And that's just the tip of the iceberg. Come listen to our recap of the lates...

RHOBH: Dinner Party From Hell! (Live from Houston)

16 Mar 2018

Contributed by Lukas

We took our show to Houston, TX last week, and to celebrate, we went back in time to arguably the most iconic Bravo episode of all time: the "Real Hou...

SummerHouse: Happily Everett After

15 Mar 2018

Contributed by Lukas

It's the moment we've all been not waiting for: Everett and Lindsay finally reunited. And it's just as sloppy as you'd expect. Plus, Stephen has a hea...

RHOBH: Tears of a Teddi Bear

14 Mar 2018

Contributed by Lukas

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills meet for a catch up lunch that leaves Vanderpump's new project in tears. Will Erika apologize? No, Miss Cry Baby....

PumpRules: Creepy Controversy

13 Mar 2018

Contributed by Lukas

"Vanderpump Rules" becomes an unlikely nuanced showpiece for the #metoo movement when Ariana's brother Jeremy gets thrust into the spotlight by the Ta...

RHOA: Aged Ham in Barcelona

12 Mar 2018

Contributed by Lukas

The Real Housewives of Atlanta are still in Barcelona. There are massive protests, but can they cause more unrest than these women? This week's bonus ...

Top Chef: Successes and Gail-ures

09 Mar 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Top Chef season finale! Who will win? Who will lose? What will Gail wear? Find out! We're in a Houston hotel room laughing our asses off. This week's ...

Summer House: Carlbellion

08 Mar 2018

Contributed by Lukas

The Summer House roomies are on a full Carl rebellion, and the always dependable soldier Ervrott shows up as backup. Enjoy! This week's bonus a catch ...

RHOBH: Belle of the Ball Gag

08 Mar 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Camille Grammer is the gift that keeps on giving, and this time she's assigned her wrath to Dorit, who is only now just feeling the harsh punishment o...

PumpRules: Fear and Bloating in Las Vegas

07 Mar 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Vanderpump Rules goes to Vegas for the ultimate TomTom test. They fail, but in a really fun broken bird-y kinda way. Enjoy! This week's bonus a catch ...

Top Chef: Fishing For Compliments

06 Mar 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Did you MEAN to serve trout tainted with ursine fecal matter? That is the pressing question plaguing the penultimate episode of TOP CHEF - at least, a...

RHONY Season 10 Trailer Deep Dive

03 Mar 2018

Contributed by Lukas

The new trailer for season 10 of Real Housewives of New York is so important to us that we decided to devote an entire episode to unpacking it - shot ...

SummerHouse: Take Your Mom To Wirkus Day

01 Mar 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Parental visits don't get in the way of drunken Wirkus rants - that's what we learned on this week's "Summer House." Join us as we unpack the latest m...

RHOBH Faux Furs/Cold Shoulders

28 Feb 2018

Contributed by Lukas

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills celebrates NYC with a failed Frankel takedown and Kyle's new store opening. Also, Dorit tries to figure out what ...

PumpRules: Introducing Madison Marie Parks-Valletta; Special Guest Lara Marie Schoenhals

28 Feb 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Jax almost drowns, and Scheana has baby plans. Just another day in Big Bear paradise on "Vanderpump Rules." Come join us as we recap it! See acast.com...

RHOA: Unwelcome Mat

27 Feb 2018

Contributed by Lukas

The Real Housewives of Atlanta are still in Barcelona, and they fight to the mat. This week's bonus a catch up of Married To Medicine! To hear it, bec...

Top Chef: Did You Mean To Disappoint Your Mother?

23 Feb 2018

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Top Chef, the final four have to re-create the hacky dishes their families force fed them as kids. Also, Padma makes a lot of testicle jo...

RHOBH: Don't Cry For Me Kyle-gentina

22 Feb 2018

Contributed by Lukas

This week's "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" is a battle Royale to find out who's the biggest victim: Dorit, for having her big night ruined? Kyle, ...

PumpRules: Live from NYC - Fun and GAAAMES

21 Feb 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Live from the legendary Bowery Ballroom in New York City, we're recapping the epic "Vanderpump Rules" trip to Big Bear - a.k.a. SCHEANAFEST 2018. Plus...

SummerHouse: Carl's In Over His Head

20 Feb 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Things are getting messy on Summer House, and we're not just talking about the watermelon. The Wirkus twins are finally reunited, but more importantly...

RHOA: In-Spain in the Membrane

19 Feb 2018

Contributed by Lukas

**Audio alert! We’re in NYC this week for Crappens Live and the audio is spotty. Sorry! The Real Housewives of Atlanta go to Spain, and NeNe has lot...

TopChef: Elevated Cuisine

16 Feb 2018

Contributed by Lukas

"Top Chef" heads to the mountains where high elevations mean screwy cooking times and a nasty case of the GAILS. Pack your dramamine and come listen t...

Summer House: Carltastrophe

15 Feb 2018

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Summer House, Carl charms one woman by yelling at another and Kyle farts a lot. This week's bonus episode is a deep dive into both Mario ...

RHOBH: Wrecks and the City

14 Feb 2018

Contributed by Lukas

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills go to NYC for a group trip, but can Dorit stop herself from wrecking it? Nope. This week's bonus episode is a dee...

PumpRules: It's My Party, and I'll Die If I Want To

14 Feb 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Stassi is throwing a murder themed birthday party on this week's "Vanderpump Rules," and if that all sounds a bit grim, don't worry -- there's also a ...

RHOA: Where's The Beef?

12 Feb 2018

Contributed by Lukas

The Real Housewives of Atlanta prepare for their trip to Barcelona by laughing together at Baby Vegan Porsha's "No Beef" party, and Marlo brings herse...

Top Chef: Heeere's Padma!

09 Feb 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Top Chef goes to the hotel from The Shining this week, and Padma is terrifying. This week's bonus is a rundown of the Super Bowl Halftime show and a q...

Summer House: Bond-fire of the Clam-ities

08 Feb 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Summer House tried to bond over a good ole fashioned Native American bondfire, but can the curse of Carl ever be overcome? This week's bonus is a rund...

RHOBH: Beverly Hills Brexit

07 Feb 2018

Contributed by Lukas

On this week's Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Kyle, Dorit, and Lisa are all in a pissing match over who's the better friend. Or who deserves compas...

PumpRules: Pump Your Brakes; Special Guest Danny Pellegrino

06 Feb 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Everyone's saying problematic things on "Vanderpump Rules" this week. Whether it's about race, body-shaming, or Jax's worldview, the episode is full o...

2018 Golden Crappies LIVE!

05 Feb 2018

Contributed by Lukas

It's time for the annual Golden Crappy Awards where we honor achievement in all things Bravo. For the first time ever, we've upped the stakes, recordi...

TopChef: Flowers, Football, and Failure

03 Feb 2018

Contributed by Lukas

A sudden death quick fire on Top Chef turns a floral challenge into something much less lovely. Then it's time to celebrate the Super Bowl as the surv...

SummerHouse: Can't Have Your Carl and Eat It Too

01 Feb 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Carl made out with Lauren and then Danielle blew up their spot and then Carl started flirting with Courtney and Lauren was all that's not cool so she ...

RHOBH: Ya Give Me Beaver

31 Jan 2018

Contributed by Lukas

This week on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Dorit throws a Groupon Yacht party for PK and Erika Jayne helps her with a little pat the puss stag...

PumpRules: Mother May I Sleep With Danger?

30 Jan 2018

Contributed by Lukas

On this week's "Vanderpump Rules," Brittany's mom is ready to crucify Jax -- or at least that's what Kristen is hoping for. Also, more drama between J...

RHOA: Leave a Will

30 Jan 2018

Contributed by Lukas

The Real Housewives of Atlanta celebrate Kandi's magazine cover and Will gets his hand caught in a cookie. This week's bonus is a quick catch up sesh ...

RHONJ: Pretty in Clink

26 Jan 2018

Contributed by Lukas

The Real Housewives of New Jersey finishes up its reunion with clinks and non-thrown cakes. Oh, and whale talk. This week's bonus was recorded from th...