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RHOD: Musical Epilogue

02 Nov 2017

Contributed by Lukas

We turned the Real Housewives of Dallas into a musical epilogue because we just saw Little Shop of Horrors and can’t stop obsessing. Enjoy! For bonu...

Below Deck: The Musical

02 Nov 2017

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Nico’s brother comes on board this week with his dirty ass feet. Will Jen bang him? Or will she save herself for the cougar guest who can’t keep h...

RHOD: Rules of Engagement

01 Nov 2017

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The Real Housewives of Dallas ends its season by celebrating a carnie engagement! Will everyone follow the rules? Will L22 show itself? Will anyone’...

RHOC: Icelandic Halloween Spook-tacular 2017

31 Oct 2017

Contributed by Lukas

It's Halloween 2017, and could anything be spookier than Vicki Gunvalson with elevated blood pressure? Surely not! Come join us for a CREEPY and CRA...

Shahs of Sunset: The Dools of Our Lives

30 Oct 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Timestamps below! Kathy Griffin went off on Andy this weekend, so we spent the first half hour talking that over. Then, Shahs of Sunset finished out i...

BelowDeck: Brico Suave, Eh?

27 Oct 2017

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"Below Deck" is looking an awful lot like the Loveboat this week. Nico and Bri finally hook up (byeeeeeee Melissa), EJ and Baker strike up a casual r...

RHONJ: Welcome Back, Scumbag!

26 Oct 2017

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Melissa gets cake shamed this week on The Real Housewives of New Jersey, and Danielle pulls some old tricks out of a new bag. Enjoy! Also, this week’...

RHOD: Declaration of Sparklependence

25 Oct 2017

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It’s a Sparkle Launch Party on Real Housewives of Dallas this week, so get ready for prettier dog poop to come from your best furry friend! Also, th...

RHOC: The Great Icelandic Casserole Run

24 Oct 2017

Contributed by Lukas

The Real Housewives of Orange County head to Iceland. Who will fall into a crevasse? Who will find themselves in a Lynchian dream state? Who will almo...

Shahs: Inglorious Bastards

24 Oct 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Part 1 of the "Shahs of Sunset" reunion gave us all the classy stuff: casual racism, bastard accusations, and man-buns Who could ask for anything mor...

Below Deck: The Vanilla Blind Side

20 Oct 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Sandra Bullock once played a lady who hates chocolate ice cream. You heard it here first. Enjoy! This week’s bonus is a breakdown of Top Chef Colora...

RHONJ: Cry Me A Joan River

19 Oct 2017

Contributed by Lukas

The feud between Siggy and Margaret reaches epic new levels on this week's Real Housewives of New Jersey. It can only lead to one thing: bragging abo...

RHOD: Deck The Halls With Flesh Eating Bacteria

18 Oct 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Something's eating away at LeeAnne, and it's not just the flesh eating bacteria in her boobs. She's mad as hell at Cary for talking crap about Brandi,...

RHOC: Stirring The Feeling Pot

17 Oct 2017

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Meghan King Edmonds invites the ladies over to get their aura read, but the night ends in disaster as Peggy and Shannon fight about Diko and David. I...

Shahs of Sunset: Drag to the Finish Line

16 Oct 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Shahs of Sunset puts an end to the season this week. Reza dresses like Vida, makes his husband cry, and tops off the Sunday by manipulating someone in...

Below Deck: You’re a Good Man, Chris Brown

13 Oct 2017

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Chris Brown gets the gift of a plane ticket on this week’s Below Deck, and EJ finally loses his cool beans. Enjoy! For bonus episodes and extras, be...

RHONJ: Can't Throw Your Cake and Have It Too

13 Oct 2017

Contributed by Lukas

No one ever said being on Real Housewives of New Jersey would be a cakewalk, but certainly Siggy never thought it would be this hard. The Boca trip t...

RHOD: Siesta Fiesta

11 Oct 2017

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The Real Housewives of Dallas are still in Mexico. Some choose to fiesta, some choose to fiesta. One thing is for sure, Kameron got her teeth brushed....

RHOC: Belly Up!

10 Oct 2017

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Peggy and Diko celebrate their 22nd anniversary on this week’s Real Housewives of Orange County, and Tamra and Vicki fail at making up. Again. Enjoy...

Shahs: Broadway Be Swervin'!

09 Oct 2017

Contributed by Lukas

GG finally takes the stage on "Shahs of Sunset," but not before MJ climbs onto a bar in Queens and Shervin breaks up with his girlfriend. Also, Asa is...

BelowDeck: You're No Bosun, No Bosun of Mine!

06 Oct 2017

Contributed by Lukas

There's a new bosun on "Below Deck," and no one likes him. But he's got to be better than Matt whose drunken date with Bri continues the epic trend o...

RHONJ: Most Talented Cake in the World

05 Oct 2017

Contributed by Lukas

The Real Housewives of New Jersey is back, and this time, there are new faces, old faces, new old and now new faces, and a truly upsetting cake fight....

RHOD: Los Dildo Es Muy Not Classy, Por Favor

04 Oct 2017

Contributed by Lukas

The Real Housewives of Dallas trip to Mexico hits a rocky patch when Brandi chases Kameron with a big, brown dildo. It doesn't go over well. And we ...

RHOC: Testes & Besties

04 Oct 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Real Housewives of Orange County this week focused on all sorts of charming things: Doug's vasectomy, Vicki's colon cleanse, Tamra's rash, Peggy's can...

Shahs of Sunset: Shalom and Goodbye

02 Oct 2017

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The gang heads to NY for GG’s chance at ruining theater forever, and it turns out Shalom is just as unbalanced as the rest. Phew. We were worried th...

Live Chicago Part 2: RHOD & Special Guests LeeAnne Locken and Nico Scholly

29 Sep 2017

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It got pretty rowdy at our Lincoln Hall late show, and we loved every second! LeeAnne Locken joined us onstage again and brought along Below Deck’s ...

Live Chicago Part 1: RHOC & Special Guest LeeAnne Locken

28 Sep 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Chicago welcomed us right this week. We yelled, laughed screamed, and hugged like mad. Not to mention talked crazy poo about this week’s hilarious e...

BelowDeck: Kate Has No Time For Tired Excuses

27 Sep 2017

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When the yacht bumps into the dock on "Below Deck," Captain Lee goes on a rampage, and Chris bears the brunt of it. But more importantly, BRUNO IS TI...

RHOAKL: Being Real, Stupid

26 Sep 2017

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Shahs of Sunset: The Mangina Monologues

25 Sep 2017

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GG heads to (triple off) Broadway, MJ drunkenly pisses on her relationship, and Shervin finally comes clean to the crew. Enjoy! **This week’s premiu...

RHOAKL: Book Launch: We Have Contact!

22 Sep 2017

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There are dueling book launches on this week’s Real Housewives of Auckland, but will Louise have Contact? Only Jodi Foster really knows. Enjoy! **Th...

BelowDeck: Jesus Take The Iron

21 Sep 2017

Contributed by Lukas

This week's "Below Deck" finds Kate Chastain so exhausted by her crew that she has no further choice than to find comfort in Jesus. Hot Jesus, specifi...

RHOD: Ooh, Look What You Made Tea Do

20 Sep 2017

Contributed by Lukas

There's plenty of tea to spill but not a lot of sympathy on this week's Real Housewives of Dallas, whose second season continues to be FIRE, as the ki...

RHOC: 2 on 2 Betch Volleyball

20 Sep 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Real Housewives of Orange County came alive this week as the women clashed at Kelly Dodd's house. Accusations of lying and spousal abuse abounded, but...

Shahs of Sunset: A Turkey Hear-acle

18 Sep 2017

Contributed by Lukas

GG can hear! It’s a miracle! Unfortunately, she can also talk. This special Thanksgiving episode features attempts to break up friendships, relation...

RHOAKL: Race Tracks of Angela's Tears

15 Sep 2017

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The Real Housewives of Auckland heads to the race track for some good old fashioned driving lessons. But before things get too fast See acast.com/pri...

Below Deck: Mountain Dews & Don’ts

14 Sep 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Below Deck is still dealing with a green crew and a guest list full of the lamest thrill seekers ever. Thankfully, it leads to lots of passive aggress...

RHOD: Memphis Door Belle

13 Sep 2017

Contributed by Lukas

The ladies of Real Housewives of Dallas are headed to Memphis! Or at least some of them are. Brandi ditched LeeAnne for Steph and Cary, which means ...

RHOC: The Shady in Red

12 Sep 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Birthdays galore this week on Real Housewives of Orange County. Shannon gets emo, Eddie makes blowjob jokes, and Vicky unwraps a huge underhanded shad...

Shahs of Sunset: In Vitro Hurt-ilization

11 Sep 2017

Contributed by Lukas

This week, MJ declares war over in vitro eggs, which she still knows nothing about. Thankfully, Asa’s baby can support her. You know she’s pregnan...

RHOAKL: Sticking To Their Guns

08 Sep 2017

Contributed by Lukas

After a harrowing, racially-charged episode in Port Douglas, the Real Housewives of Auckland get back to more mundane tasks in this latest installment...

BelowDeck: Tender Greens

07 Sep 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Below Deck returns for a fifth season. Kate, Captain Lee and Niko are all back, and this time they’re accompanied by the dumbest crew yet. YAY! **Th...

RHOD: Climbing the Power Meemaw Ladder

06 Sep 2017

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Kameron gets pissy on this week’s Real Housewives of Dallas and D’Andra gets shot down again by Power Meemaw. Also, this week’s premium bonus is...

RHOC: Getting Dragged

05 Sep 2017

Contributed by Lukas

The Real Housewives of Orange County dress like men for charity. Will Kelly be able to keep the peace? Or will she get dragged all over again? Also, t...

Crappens Live in LA!! with Jeff Lewis, Gage Edward, Jenni Pulos, and Shannon Beador

04 Sep 2017

Contributed by Lukas

It's our biggest show ever: Watch What Crappens live at the Teragram Ballroom in downtown Los Angeles. Come join us as we recap the classic "Scary I...

RHOAKL: RHOShauckland

01 Sep 2017

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The ladies hit some rough waters when Julier says the N word. Yikes.  ** Jeff Lewis, Gage Edward and Jenni Pulos are going to be our special guest on...

RHONY: Every Rose Has Its Corn(hole)

31 Aug 2017

Contributed by Lukas

The Real Housewives of New York wrap up their third reunion with lots of anal talk. Also, Ramona leaves us with a Greatest Hit Childhood Origin Story ...

RHOD: I Can't Feel My Two-Face When I'm With You

30 Aug 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Halloween means so many things to the women of Real Housewives of Dallas. It's a time for forgiveness, for Mexican food, and for LeeAnne to dress up ...

RHOC: Race to the Finish

29 Aug 2017

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David joins a couples date/self torture race alone as Shannon mourns his romance with her greatest enemy. Some ho named Gym.  ** Jeff Lewis, Gage Edw...

Shahs: Are You Being Sherv'd?

28 Aug 2017

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It's the grand Shahs of Sunset / Newlyweds: The First Year crossover the world has been waiting for! Turns out sweet, kind Shervin is a bit more devi...

RHOAKL: Never Have I Ever Watched Kiwis on Vacay

25 Aug 2017

Contributed by Lukas

The Real Housewives of New Zealand are already on their big trip of the season, and in this case it's a tropical vacation in Port Douglas, Australia. ...

RHONY: The Penthouse Is Mightier Than The Sword

24 Aug 2017

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Part 2 of the Real Housewives of New York reunion tackled all the important questions: does LuAnn live in a penthouse or an apartment? Did Ramona vote...

RHOD: Every Hot Dog Has Its Day

23 Aug 2017

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It's time to acknowledge that LeeAnne Locken is a national treasure. We may have to wait 45 minutes for her to show up on the latest episode of Real ...

RHOC: Noblebetch

22 Aug 2017

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The Real Housewives of Orange County gather to celebrate Nobleman Magazine, but will Tamra be lucky enough to fight with? Fingers crossed! Enjoy!  **...

Shahs of Sunset: The Literally Dead Now Sea

22 Aug 2017

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The Shahs of Sunset finish up their pilgrimage to Israel, but it wouldn’t be complete without making the Dead Sea wish it could be deader. Enjoy!  ...

RHOAuckland: Method Madness

18 Aug 2017

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The Real Housewives of Auckland take on acting classes, and Gilda isn’t believing Angela’s method. Also, a French prisoner is emotionally abused o...

RHONY & BelowDeckMed: We’re Reunited Okaay?

17 Aug 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Real Housewives of New York kicks off its reunion month with a D’agastino grilling and lots of super sincere Ramona apologies, and Below Deck Med ge...

RHOD: A Clean Lone Star Slate

16 Aug 2017

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Real Housewives of Dallas returns with better hair, crazier ladies, and more terrified trollies. Enjoy!  ** Jeff Lewis, Gage Edward and Jenni Pulos a...

RHOC: Sip 'n' Seeing Red

15 Aug 2017

Contributed by Lukas

The cold war between Shannon, Tamra, and Vicki continues to brew, this time at Meghan's sip 'n' see for baby Aspen. But even if this feud has no end ...

#518 Shahs: Jerusalem Be Poppin'!

14 Aug 2017

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The Israeli odyssey on "Shahs of Sunset" continues with the gang heading to a Muslim town and making fools of themselves with video cameras. Afterwar...

RHOAKL: The Pussycat Brawls

11 Aug 2017

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The claws are out for Anne's big charity fundraiser on Real Housewives of New Zealand, and while the ladies are supposed to be supporting the kitties,...

RHONY: Thank You For Being A Frenemy

10 Aug 2017

Contributed by Lukas

The Real Housewives of New York season finale is upon us, and we must give thanks. After all, where would we be if we couldn't spend 90 minutes talki...

BelowDeckMed: The Final Napdown

09 Aug 2017

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Below Deck Mediterranean finishes up its season with triangle reveals, insincere hugs, and one final nap. Enjoy! **ALSO ANNOUNCEMENT! Jeff Lewis, Gage...

RHOC: Justice Lip Clip

08 Aug 2017

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The Real Housewives of Orange County take us on a journey through a tweety car unveiling and an old folks home. ALSO ANNOUNCEMENT! Jeff Lewis, Gage Ed...

Shahs of Sunset: Bringing the I to Israel

07 Aug 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Shahs offends all of Israel, but don’t worry, they also offended the rest of us. ALSO ANNOUNCEMENT! Jeff Lewis, Gage Edward and Jenni Pulos are goin...

RHOAKL: Angela Ain't Saying She's a Gold Digger...

04 Aug 2017

Contributed by Lukas

The cold war between the ladies bubbles over at Michelle's house after Angela more or less accuses Gilda of being a _______ and a ______ with a ______...

RHONY: Spanish Rose

03 Aug 2017

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BREAKING NEWS keeps breaking into this week’s Real Housewives of New York. The ladies have an insanely fun end to their Mexico trip and it’s a ver...

BelowDeckMed: His Milkshake Brings All The Girls To The Yacht; Special Guest Hannah Ferrier

02 Aug 2017

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Chief Stew Hannah Ferrier joins us on this very special episode to talk "Below Deck Mediterranean." She gives us all the details on Adam, Bobby, Mali...

RHOC: Betch Erasure

01 Aug 2017

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Tamra fights against being erased this week on The Real Housewives of Orange County, and Shannon teaches her kid to be terrified of driving. Enjoy! Su...

Shahs: When People Stop Being Polite and Start Getting Israel

01 Aug 2017

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Reza and Mike want the gang to go to Israel, but not before throwing a totally embarrassing "Peace in the Middle East" Halloween party. We have all t...

RHOAuckland: Bus Stop Models

28 Jul 2017

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We jump into the Real Housewives of Auckland pool and laugh our asses off today. These ladies are rich, tacky, and hilarious. Enjoy! Subscribe at http...

RHONY: Skinny Girl Hostages

27 Jul 2017

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Bethenny finally gets her trip to Tequila, and LuAnn falls down again. Will one inch of Mexico escape being branded and sold? Enjoy! Subscribe at http...

BelowDeckMed: Wedgie-pers Creepers

26 Jul 2017

Contributed by Lukas

The Malia love triangle reaches new lows (or highs?) as a drunken wedgie causes waves of drama on "Below Deck Mediterranean." We've got it all covere...

RHOC: Weight, Weight... Don't Tell Me!

25 Jul 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Shannon weighs in at the gym, and before you can even say "spiral," here comes Kelly Dodd to kick her while she's down. It's a plate-throwin', guinea...

Shahs of Sunset: Zoo Wrongs Don’t Make a Right

24 Jul 2017

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Shahs of Sunset celebrates ditching Adam on the animal heavy Thailand trip by throwing him a second rate party at a local zoo. Enjoy! Subscribe at htt...

RHONY: Livin' La Vida LuAnn

21 Jul 2017

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The ladies of "Real Housewives of New York" head to Mexico this week, and we are here for every room fight, Page Six squabble, balloon game, and drunk...

RHOC: LIVE FROM NEW YORK, IT'S #500!

20 Jul 2017

Contributed by Lukas

It's our 500th episode! And to celebrate, we took the show to NYC and recorded live at the famed Gotham Comedy Club!! And what better way to mark th...

Below Deck Med: Irish Car Bombed

19 Jul 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Chef Adam loses his pre-made cookies when he finds out about Malia’s double cross and exposes her iCloud to the crew. People are just mad at Malia c...

SouthernCharm & RHOP: Red State Squabblers & Blue Eyed Suitors

18 Jul 2017

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Two reunions, one show! We start things off with part 2 of the "Southern Charm" reunion, in which we discuss Shep, Shep's dating problems, Shep's iss...

Shahs of Sunset: Bras of Sunset

17 Jul 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Shahs of Sunset returns for season six, and the boobs are bigger than ever. Both male and female, physical and mental. It’s gonna be a doozy of a ye...

BelowDeckMed: That's The Way The Cookie Crumbles

14 Jul 2017

Contributed by Lukas

It appears as though Hannah wants to toss Adam's cookies. Literally. She doesn't like them. Or maybe she's deflecting attention away from certain s...

#496 RHONY: Mexican Standoff

13 Jul 2017

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We're just about ready to head to Mexico on Real Housewives of New York, but first Bethenny and Ramona have to sort some stuff out. Easier said than ...

#495 SouthernCharm: Charleston Chew Out

12 Jul 2017

Contributed by Lukas

It's reunion time for Southern Charm, and our favorite brood of Charleston ne'er-do-wells is back to air out all their dirty laundry. We're recapping...

#494 RHOC: Jesus Take The Wheel (Of Brie)

11 Jul 2017

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Real Housewives of Orange County returns for a new season. Vicki brings Tamra closer to Jesus, and Shannon closer to food. AW! Enjoy! Subscribe at htt...

#493 RHOP & Invite Only Cabo: Great Falls of Grande Dames

10 Jul 2017

Contributed by Lukas

The Real Housewives of Potomac squabble over who’s the poorest and saddest on the first part of their Season 2 Reunion, and Invite Only Cabo ends wi...

#492 RHONY: Truths, Dares and Tims w Stefanie Wilder Taylor

06 Jul 2017

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Stefanie Wilder Taylor (For Crying Out Loud, Sword and Scale Rewind) joins Ronnie while Ben is away to talk the Real Housewives of New York ski trip. ...

#491 Jackie Schimmel Talks RHOP

03 Jul 2017

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Jackie Schimmel (@JackieSchimmel on Insta and Twitter) joins Ronnie while Ben is away to talk the Real Housewives of Potomac finale. We laugh, we cry,...

#490 SouthernCharmSav: Conflicting Engagements

30 Jun 2017

Contributed by Lukas

"Southern Charm Savannah" ended its first season with quite a few surprises. First, Lyle popped the question to Catherine, and the results were not q...

#489 RHONY: Ski Clip

29 Jun 2017

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The Real Housewives of New York go to Vermont for a ski trip. Will anyone figure out why Dorinda keeps saying clip? Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.pat...

#488 BelowDeckMed: It Go Down In The DM

28 Jun 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Lesson learned from this week's - don't text and yacht. At least not when there are nosy crew members around. Hannah learned this the hard way when...

#487 SouthernCharm: See Ya Later, Mediator!

27 Jun 2017

Contributed by Lukas

It's the season finale of Southern Charm season 4! Dani faints, T-Rav quotes Jane Austen, and Craig punches Shep's leg. Garsh! We're here to cover ...

#486 Larry Sims & Emily Moses: Invite Only Cabo

26 Jun 2017

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Invite Only Cabo’s Larry Sims (@LarryJarahSims) and Emily Moses (@MosesMakeup) join us to talk behind the scenes dirt on the show. Huge questions ar...

#485 Southern Charm Sav: The Daddy Issue

23 Jun 2017

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Southern Charm Savannah, Hannah wants more weight on Louis’ shoulders, Nelson hangs with the bros, and Ashley barfs on herself. Subscri...

BONUS: Katie Cazorla Talks 'Second Wives Club' and RHONY

22 Jun 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Katie Cazorla of "Second Wives Club" is, like, famous now; so naturally we had to hear how her life has changed. Come join us as we talk shit about e...

#484 RHONY: Selfie Awareness Day

22 Jun 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Ramona gets some edge on Real Housewives of New York, okaaaay? Tom’s exes all show up at her Edgy Party with already told secrets, and lots of peopl...

#483 BelowDeckMed: Hannah and Her Misters

21 Jun 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Don't ever accuse Hannah of not going the extra mile when it comes to customer service, especially when Jason from Dallas is on board the yacht. Bugs...

#482 Southern Charm: Dolphin Dinner

20 Jun 2017

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This week on Southern Charm, the cast hits some bumps on the Key West trip, Landon shifts blame, and Craig tries his hand at a new profession: therapy...

#481 RHOP / Cabo: Dame & Dumber

20 Jun 2017

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Can Karen and Charrisse bury the hatchet and end one of the dumbest feuds in Housewives history? Will Karen still be the Grand Dame of Potomac after ...

#480 SouthernCharmSav: Burning Bridges

16 Jun 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Who thought a genteel night of Bridge could turn ugly? Well, add some booze and simmering insecurities, and boom! we've got a classic Bravo fight! I...

Do The D'Agostino - Official Single

16 Jun 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Your song of the summer has arrived: "Do The D'Agostino" is LuAnn D'Agostino's dancehall hit of 2017! Featuring guest MCs Ramona, Dorinda, Bethenny,...