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Married2Med: Oversharing Is Caring

29 Oct 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Not a whole lot happened on "Married To Medicine" this week, but we still found it funny. Toya had a TMI moment in front of her kids, Jackie and Curti...

Shahs of Sunset: Baby Not On Board

26 Oct 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Asa makes her return to "Shahs of Sunset" this week, and basically she says "babe" a lot and then gives Adam a blanket. Meanwhile, Reza still seems as...

RHOD: Kitchen Confidential

25 Oct 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Too many cooks in this kitchen. Mama Dee has the ladies over for a cooking lesson, and it's only a matter of time before it turns into a kitchen night...

Below Deck: Destiny's Red Headed Step Child

24 Oct 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Kate throws a hula party on Below Deck, but will Caroline get kicked out of Destiny's Child before it's all said and done? This week's bonus is a brea...

RHOC: Introducing Fun Shannon!

23 Oct 2018

Contributed by Lukas

It's the "Real Housewives of Orange County" episode we've been waiting for: Shannon losing her mind for 45 minutes! What a gift this was (although, we...

Married2Med: Onesies and Donesies

22 Oct 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Dr. Jackie brings the women together for a Onesies party so they can imitate each other, scream, and then cry hug. Aw, Married to Medicine, never chan...

Shahs: Reefer/Sadness

19 Oct 2018

Contributed by Lukas

GG has a party for her weed business on Shahs of Sunset and Reza chokes on the ashes of MJ's dad. This week's bonus is about our trip to NY! To hear i...

RHOD: Loose Lips & Dog Rips

18 Oct 2018

Contributed by Lukas

The Real Housewives of Dallas celebrate Carrie's laser center, Mama Dee yells at D'Andra, and LeeAnne levels some sober new allegations. LET 'ER RIP! ...

BelowDeck: Let's Make A Veal!

17 Oct 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Things are already spinning out of control on "Below Deck." Caroline is crying, Adrian is manifesting veal, and Rhylee is losing her mind in the face ...

RHOC: River Monsters

16 Oct 2018

Contributed by Lukas

The Real Housewives of Orange County band together to annoy the hell out of Jamaica. This week's bonus is about our trip to NY! To hear it, become a P...

Married2Med: Bombshells & Byproducts

15 Oct 2018

Contributed by Lukas

This week on "Married To Medicine," Quad reveals that she and Gregory are officially divorcing -- assuming Mariah will ever let her talk. We recap the...

RHONY in Morocco - Live From NYC

14 Oct 2018

Contributed by Lukas

For the first time ever, we cover Real Housewives of New York IN New York!! It's a raucous, hilarious night live from the Gramercy Theatre where we re...

RHOD: The Prom Before The Storm - Live from NYC

12 Oct 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Just because it's the fall in NYC doesn't mean it isn't prom time in Dallas! This week we take our "Real Housewives of Dallas" recap on the road to Th...

Below Deck: Alaskan Shush People

10 Oct 2018

Contributed by Lukas

The bosun didn't even take two full episodes to let his crazy show and the Alaskan captain is having none of it. Below Deck is already pumping, people...

RHOC: Hitting Bikini Bottom

09 Oct 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Super exciting episode of Real Housewives of Orange County this week: Shannon cooked pork, Kelly went on Wikipedia, Gina lamented the futility of her ...

Married2Med: Miami Frown Machine

08 Oct 2018

Contributed by Lukas

It's a bittersweet week on Married to Medicine as Heavenly goes home to Miami to explain why she yells at people and needs more windows in her life. T...

RHOA Season Trailer Breakdown

05 Oct 2018

Contributed by Lukas

The Real Housewives of Atlanta return to our lives soon and we're here for a shot by shot breakdown of the trailer. This week's bonus is a deep dive i...

RHOD: Van Gough, Girl!

04 Oct 2018

Contributed by Lukas

The Real Housewives of Dallas take a dog painting class. Who will be the messiest betch among them? And who pooped on the floor by the cellist? Find o...

Below Deck: Foam Around the World

03 Oct 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Below Deck is back for season 6 with a new crew and a very brown boat. Will the Foam Guy kill himself on the first charter? And will anyone ever be ni...

RHOC: Read Between These Salmons

02 Oct 2018

Contributed by Lukas

On this week's Real Housewives of Orange County, Shannon hawks her salmon meals on QVC and manages to commit the most cardinal sin of all: bending dow...

Married2Med: I'm in Miami, B*tch!

01 Oct 2018

Contributed by Lukas

On this week's "Married To Medicine," Heavenly realizes that maybe the reason why she calls everyone "bitch" is because her mom called her "bitch" as ...

Shahs of Sunset: What Happens in Vegas Gets Mansplained in Vegas

28 Sep 2018

Contributed by Lukas

MJ goes to Vegas to celebrate her bachelorette party on "Shahs of Sunset," and it turns into the perfect opportunity for Mike to mansplain the intrica...

RHOD: Too Blessed To Be Stressticles

27 Sep 2018

Contributed by Lukas

There's a lot of junk in Brandi's trunk show on the latest episode of "Real Housewives of Dallas," and it all comes down to a pair of balls. Specifica...

RHONJ Season 9 Trailer Breakdown

26 Sep 2018

Contributed by Lukas

The ladies of "Real Housewives of New Jersey" are coming back, and we're here to break down the entire trailer, shot by shot. We dwell on orca fashion...

RHOC: The Olive Spar-den

25 Sep 2018

Contributed by Lukas

It’s Italian Night on The Real Housewives of Orange County. What better time to inform someone they’re gonna rot in hell for eternity? On this wee...

Married2Med: Lady and the Trampoline

24 Sep 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Married to Medicine is still trying to make Fit is the New It happen, but it’s worth it to see Heavenly fail at therapy and Toya fail at making up w...

SHAHS: So Much To Seder

21 Sep 2018

Contributed by Lukas

"The Shahs of Sunset" are up to so many exciting things. GG has giant candy bowls, Morgan cracked a bowling ball, Adam is Jewish now, Destiney likes D...

RHOD: Smashing Bumpkins

20 Sep 2018

Contributed by Lukas

It's time for the Real Housewives of Dallas to get their anger out by smashing stuff. Someone's gonna get hurt. This week's bonus episode is about our...

Shahs: It's Nowruz or Neveruz

19 Sep 2018

Contributed by Lukas

The Shahs of Sunset burn away all of their sins on Persian New Year. Does this mean Mike won't have to pay for the cars he's sideswiped? This week's b...

All About Steve

18 Sep 2018

Contributed by Lukas

This week on "Real Housewives of Orange County," we follow the aftermath of Emily and Kelly's big fight, which includes some hefty allegations about S...

Married2Med: Boiling Crabs

17 Sep 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Crabs aren't the only things boiling at Heavenly's house. Quad faces the women for the first time all season, and it goes about as well as you'd expec...

Raging, Bulls - Live from Denver

14 Sep 2018

Contributed by Lukas

For this week's "Real Housewives of Dallas" recap, we took our show to Denver and had SO MUCH FUN. We raged about children, we recreated a bull ride, ...

BelowDeckMed: Joao Can We Be Lovers If We Can’t Be Friends?

12 Sep 2018

Contributed by Lukas

The crew of the Talisman gather for a whispery, teary "Below Deck: Mediterranean" reunion, and the results are hilarious -- unintentionally of course....

RHOC: Seeing Red

11 Sep 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Major news on "Real Housewives of Orange County": Emily showed emotion! The lawyer/party planner lost her mind when Kelly Dodd complained about Shane ...

Song: Hey Betch!

11 Sep 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Trixie Monocle and Three Arm Octopus celebrates Tamra Barney of RHOC with their new hit Hey Betch! ***New Limited HEY BETCH tees through September at ...

Shahs: Bath Bomb

11 Sep 2018

Contributed by Lukas

MJ celebrates her Bridal Bath in this week's Married to Medicine, but will she want to drown her fiancé in it? This week's bonus episode is about Gam...

Married2Med: Nurse Wretched

10 Sep 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Married to Medicine, Toya acts like a jackass, Heavenly gets some questionable brain treatment and Simone surprises Cecil with a very conservative por...

Honey Badger Do Give a F**k

07 Sep 2018

Contributed by Lukas

The Real Housewives of Dallas spend their remaining time at Beaver Creek fighting about who's Queen and whose baby is bashing adderall...or something....

Boo, Ya Betch

06 Sep 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Carole and Bethenny are still going at it over text messages in the final part of The Real Housewives of New York reunion, but will we find out who ga...

Below Deck Med: Pressing Through to the End

05 Sep 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Below Deck Med ends its third season with anger about cancelled trips and hugs for chocolate milk. And hugs, of course. This week's bonus is about Ben...

Married2Med: Where In The World Is Quad Sandiego?

05 Sep 2018

Contributed by Lukas

The whole gang is here for the season premiere of "Married To Medicine." Even Mariah is back as an official cast member. But where oh where is Quad? W...

RHOD: Up a Beaver Creek Without A Paddle

31 Aug 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Everyone on "Real Housewives of Dallas" is getting along so well! Until they're not. The ladies head to Beaver Creek, CO to enjoy a long weekend in Ka...

RHONY: Best Friends for Never

31 Aug 2018

Contributed by Lukas

The "Real Housewives of New York" reunion part 2 brings us the main event we've all been waiting for. No, not the grand unveiling of Sonja's toaster o...

Below Deck Med: Lady and the Tramp Stamp

29 Aug 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Below Deck Med begins its final charter for the season. Will Hannah get her plane ticket refunded? Will Sandy resist chips? And will any woman on this...

RHOC: A-hole in One

28 Aug 2018

Contributed by Lukas

The ladies of Real Housewives of Orange County celebrate birthdays by golfing together and fighting over who accused Emily's asshole husband of being ...

Revisiting the RHOA Series Premiere - Live from Atlanta!

27 Aug 2018

Contributed by Lukas

We took our show to Atlanta over the weekend, and what better way to celebrate the hottest town in reality TV than by taking a trip in the wayback mac...

Mom's The Word - Live from Atlanta!

26 Aug 2018

Contributed by Lukas

This week's "Real Housewives of Dallas" is all about mothers and daughters, which meant there was lots of Dee Simmons, lots of Baby Bruin, and lots of...

RHONY: Nutcrackers, Drunks, and Jill Zarin - Live from Palm Beach

24 Aug 2018

Contributed by Lukas

The first part of the Real Housewives of New York reunion was so epic that we could recap it from only one place: WEST PALM BEACH. Yes, it's another l...

Below Deck Med: Broken Arrow

22 Aug 2018

Contributed by Lukas

The self help douche ends his trip on Below Deck Med. Will he come through and stab Zim in the throat? This week's bonus episode is about HBO shows, B...

RHOC: Got Milkman?

21 Aug 2018

Contributed by Lukas

This week on "Real Housewives of Orange County," Shannon milks David for some moolah, and Kelly milks a milkman for... Mexican food? Or something like...

F You, Weirdo!

20 Aug 2018

Contributed by Lukas

It's the final installment The Real Housewives of Potomac Reunion. Will the husbands take responsibility? Will Michael cry for a good reason or a dumb...

Shahs of Sunset: Put a Sock in It

17 Aug 2018

Contributed by Lukas

The Shahs of Sunset get charitable this week and MJ plans her wedding from her couch. Hero. This week's bonus episode is about Ben's emotional journey...

RHOD: The Mother of All Premieres

16 Aug 2018

Contributed by Lukas

"Real Housewives of Dallas" is back, and the storms are already brewin'. LeeAnne is trying to tame her amygdala, Brandi is trying to tame her kids, an...

RHONY: Hashtag Jovani&Frenemies

16 Aug 2018

Contributed by Lukas

It's the season finale of Real Housewives of New York. Luann gets her cabaret night debut and Dorinda gets to scream "JOVANI" a lot while not drunk at...

BelowDeckMed: Bittersweet Zim-phony

15 Aug 2018

Contributed by Lukas

So much happened on "Below Deck: Mediterranean" this week. Joao talked about Zimbabwe, Joao called Hannah materialistic, Joao talked about Zimbabwe, A...

RHOC: Texas Scold'em

14 Aug 2018

Contributed by Lukas

The Real Housewives of Orange County have a poker party, but can Vicki make it all the way through without being cried at? Probably not. This week's b...

RHOP: Reunited and It Feels So Messy

13 Aug 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Ben and Ronnie reunite just in time for another reunion: The Real Housewives of Potomac! It's part one of their big couch moment, and the messiness is...

Shahs: Unhappy Shah-lentines Day! w Guests Julie Goldman and Brandy Howard

10 Aug 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Julie Goldman and Brandy Howard (Dumb Gay Politics, The People's Couch) join Ronnie on Ben's last day off to giggle about Shahs of Sunset and getting ...

RHONY: House Shun-ters

09 Aug 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Ben is still out of town, so Ronnie takes another solo swing at the Real Housewives of New York. I mean, Ronnie's AGELESS AMMIRITE? Enjoy! This week's...

BelowDeckMed: Dick Schtick w Guest Kate Chastain

08 Aug 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Nothing better than spending an episode with the incomparable chief stew Kate Chastain (Below Deck, After Deck Podcast) while Ben is away on a cruise ...

RHOC: Casa Black w/ Lea Black

07 Aug 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Ronnie went up to the Hollywood Hills to visit Lea Black (Real Housewives of Miami, Lunch W Lea Podcast) for a chat about RHOC This isn't a standard C...

RHOP: Pizza, She Wrote w/ Special Guest Rae Sanni

06 Aug 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Rae Sanni (The Good Place, Rel and the Mysandry Podcast) joins Ronnie to talk trash about the Real Housewives of Potomac season final while Ben is awa...

Bonus: Two Judgey Girls. Well, One

05 Aug 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Mary of Two Judgey Girls fame joins Ronnie to talk over the epic boat trip from hell on Real Housewives of New York and gossip about lots of garbage p...

Shahs of Sunset: Persians in the Attic w/ Guest Lara Shoenhals

03 Aug 2018

Contributed by Lukas

The Shahs of Sunset returns with a group trip to the ever so glamorous Big Bear. Will the new guy bone GG? Who's life will Reza try and ruin this year...

RHONY: Woah-tanic

02 Aug 2018

Contributed by Lukas

The ladies of Real Housewives of New York end their trip to Colombia with a boat ride from hell and Ronnie is left alone to cover it while Ben is on a...

BelowDeckMed: Sandy Has Coke Zero Tolerance

01 Aug 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Major drama on "Below Deck Mediterranean." Captain Sandy is on the verge of firing Hannah Banana after the chief stew takes waaaay too long to drink a...

RHOC: Mexico-Conspirators

31 Jul 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Vicki, Shannon, and Tamra are BACK, and to celebrate the return of their friendship, they've headed down to Mexico to do shots, show their tits, and b...

RHOP: It's Not Delivery, It's Di-Robyn-o

31 Jul 2018

Contributed by Lukas

The ladies of "Real Housewives of Potomac" are back from France, which means it's time to get back to what they do best: harping on Karen's living sit...

RHONY: A Tale of Two Biddies

28 Jul 2018

Contributed by Lukas

The Real Housewives of New York are still in Colombia, and we’re in Montreal for the Just for Laughs Comedy Festival! Best night ever. Thanks to eve...

SouthernCharm: Hi Ashley

27 Jul 2018

Contributed by Lukas

The epic season 5 of "Southern Charm" draws to a close with the explosive arrival of Ashley at the reunion. Does she finally express regret? Will she ...

Below Deck Med: Superstorm Sandy

25 Jul 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Captain Sandy loses her banana this week on Below Deck Med, and Hannah is in deep doggy do. This week's bonus is our trip to Philly and our night out ...

RHOC: Much a Deuteronomy About Nothing

24 Jul 2018

Contributed by Lukas

After two years of stirring gay rumors about him, Vicki must now apologize to Eddie on "Real Housewives of Orange County." And if that weren't bad eno...

RHOP: French Toasted

23 Jul 2018

Contributed by Lukas

The Real Housewives finish up their trip to Cannes by getting drunk at a vineyard. Will Candiace be able to jumpstart one decent fight in her maiden s...

SouthernCharm: You Reap What You Sew (in 3D!) - Live from Philadelphia

21 Jul 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Night number two in Philadelphia brings us night number one of the "Southern Charm" season 5 reunion. Hurricane Ashley rumbles on the horizon, but for...

RHONY: CartagenaAAAS KWEEN! - Live from Philadelphia

20 Jul 2018

Contributed by Lukas

RHONY went to Colombia, and it was so epic we had to travel to Philadelphia just to recap the whole thing. Recording from World Café Live, we take on...

BelowDeckMed: Patient Zero Patience

18 Jul 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Below Deck Med gets the Onion Man back on board, but will Jamie live long enough to hear the pain? It's also the beginning of Captain Sandy losing her...

RHOC: Roped Into A New Season

17 Jul 2018

Contributed by Lukas

The Real Housewives of Orange County are back, and they're all friends! At least, that's what they're telling us. And we're happy to go along with it....

RHOP: Crepes of Wrath

16 Jul 2018

Contributed by Lukas

The Real Housewives of Potomac are still in France to embarrass the rest of America. Will crepes lead to peace? Not a chance. To hear it, become a Pat...

Southern Charm: Winter Ball and Chain - Live From Kansas City

15 Jul 2018

Contributed by Lukas

We’re in Kansas City for the Southern Charm Finale and couldn’t be more grateful. There’s a Winter Ball, a classic Cameran callout, and an Ashle...

RHONY: Unsafe At Any Speed Dating - Live from St. Louis

14 Jul 2018

Contributed by Lukas

The ladies of RHONY go speed dating, and it goes about as miserably as you can expect. But at least we get to see sexpot Ramona in action. Come join u...

Song: I'm a Girl by Trixie Monocle and Three Arm Octopus

11 Jul 2018

Contributed by Lukas

We found an old Trixie Monocle song to celebrate our NEW Limited Shirts: Trixie Monocle and Three Arm Octopus World Tour on sale through July at crapp...

BelowDeckMed: So Take A Look At Me João

11 Jul 2018

Contributed by Lukas

For some strange, unlawful reason, Brooke and Kasey are still smitten by human soda can João, and now it looks like their regrettable love triangle i...

Lea Black's Day Off

11 Jul 2018

Contributed by Lukas

We had another Bravo-less night last nigh, so for today's show we made a field trip to the gorgeous home of the fabulous Lea Black from Real Housewive...

RHOP: Catch Me If You Cannes

09 Jul 2018

Contributed by Lukas

The "Real Housewives of Potomac" head to Cannes, France, and it isn't long before vicious accusations are hurled and CVS sneakers shamed. It's everyth...

Shahs: Shahs of Sunset Season 7 Trailer Breakdown

06 Jul 2018

Contributed by Lukas

The "Shahs of Sunset" are coming back, and the trailer is full of everything we've come to expect: Reza screaming, GG being a disaster, and MJ in craz...

RHOD: Season 3 Trailer Breakdown

05 Jul 2018

Contributed by Lukas

The Real Housewives of Dallas Season Three trailer has been released and we are celebrating with a shot by shot breakdown of the insanity. This week's...

RHONY: Midseason Trailer Breakdown

03 Jul 2018

Contributed by Lukas

The Real Housewives of New York gave us the gift of a midseason trailer to break down over the holidays. There are troll doll heads, a Dorinda smackdo...

RHOP: A Mime Is A Terrible Thing To Waste

02 Jul 2018

Contributed by Lukas

It's time for the group trip on "Real Housewives of Potomac," but not even a very charming mime can convince Robyn and Gizelle to go to France. Will t...

SouthernCharm: How Polo Can You Go?

29 Jun 2018

Contributed by Lukas

On this week's "Southern Charm," Thomas wants one last hurrah on the polo fields before he hangs up his duds, which means that maybe now he'll have mo...

RHONY: Coming Crest-fully Clean

28 Jun 2018

Contributed by Lukas

The Real Housewives of New York are still at The Mayflower fighting about family crests and selfies. Will Ramona survive the shock of being served ban...

Below Deck: Michelin Scarred

27 Jun 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Adam eats at a Michelin Starred restaurant for the first time in his life and tries to grow a James Beard on this week's Below Deck Mediterranean. Als...

SouthernCharm Live in SF: Jagged Little Pillow

25 Jun 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Craig's pillow design is due - will this be his moment to shine? Or his moment to be, well, Craig. We discuss this as well as many more things at our ...

RHONY Live in Phoenix: Crest Wars and Slob Kebabs

22 Jun 2018

Contributed by Lukas

We're in Phoenix to record this week's instant classic episode of Real Housewives of New York. Luann is out of rehab, but will Ramona the Slob Kebab b...

Below Deck Med: Ironing Out the Truth

20 Jun 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Below Deck Med is blessed with the nicest guests ever, but that won't stop Adam from wanting to throw Hannah overboard. Also, Kasey is got in a lie. W...

YourHusband: Turns Out This Show Is Hilarious

19 Jun 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Bravo gave "Your Husband Is Cheating On Us" a second chance; so we thought we should check it out. And we're glad we did because it's hilarious! This ...

RHOP: Raucous Caucus

19 Jun 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Somebody call security because the ladies of Real Housewives of Potomoac are getting messy. First, Karen ejects Gizelle and Robyn from her gala. Then ...

SouthernCharm: Beer and Loathing in Charleston

15 Jun 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Love is sort of in the air on "Southern Charm." And if not love, then beer. The gang convenes to try Austen's unnamed brew, setting the stage for a co...

RHONY: Tins 'n' Dale - Wedding Rangers

15 Jun 2018

Contributed by Lukas

"Real Housewives of New York" remembers Bobby Zarin, one of our favorite Bravo husbands of all time. But then we dive into full lunacy with Tinsley an...

Below Deck Med: Putting the B in Honey

13 Jun 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Below Deck Med finally gets rid of the b Honey and the kosher crew, but no one can forget the sting. This week's bonus is a shot by shot breakdown of ...

MDLNY: Chunky Scarves and Marble Madness

12 Jun 2018

Contributed by Lukas

The season premiere of "Million Dollar Listing: New York" gave us everything we've come to expect: intense Snapchat filters, overly rehearsed comic bi...