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Live DC Pump Rules: Pillow Talk

04 Apr 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Our first night in DC was a blessed one, because we got to cover an instantly iconic episode of Vanderpump Rules. Bored in Mexico, Jax organizes his v...

RHOA: Two Can Play At That Cleopatra

02 Apr 2018

Contributed by Lukas

The season finale of "Real Housewives of Atlanta" wraps up with the scariest episode yet: Porsha on stage, Kandi dressed like Pennywise, and Vivica A....

Married2Med: A Medical Miracle; Special Guest Carey O'Donnell

30 Mar 2018

Contributed by Lukas

The finale of the "Married To Medicine" reunion was so intense we couldn't ignore it. Check out our recap and then join us for a chat with writer Care...

SummerHouse: Drunk In Love

29 Mar 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Amanda thinks Kyle drinks too much; so they come up with a great plan: they'll go 1-for-1 with beverages. What could go wrong? Just another fun weeken...

RHOBH: The Nanny K Diaries

28 Mar 2018

Contributed by Lukas

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills are taking the arguments from petty to...amazingly wonderfully petty with a good ole fashioned "You Don't Remembe...

PumpRules: Bottle Episode

27 Mar 2018

Contributed by Lukas

The "Vanderpump Rules" trip to Mexico continues. Jax finds out about Scheana's devious plans, Stassi and Kristen fight about sleeptime, and Lala drops...

RHOA: The Daly Showed!

26 Mar 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Marc Daly showed up! Marc Daly showed up! The Real Housewives of Atlanta meet the love of Kenya's life, and Sheree doesn't understand nose rings. It's...

Live in Detroit: Welcome to SUR!

26 Mar 2018

Contributed by Lukas

In the beginning...there was Vanderpump Rules Episode One: Welcome to Sur! We're live in Detroit at the Majestic Theater to cover the first episode ev...

Summer House: Hell? NOT FUN

22 Mar 2018

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Summer house, Amanda and Kyle whine fight for an hour. In other news, Stephen has boy trouble, Twerkus gets her twerk back, and Carl wear...

RHOBH: Séance Anything

21 Mar 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Kyle hosts one last séance by the smiley-faced pool for old times' sake, and Lisa Vanderpump loses one of her cute little pups. It's a time for tears...

Vanderpump Rules: The Mighty Schmuck

20 Mar 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Jax has a mysterious hockey job offer on PumpRules, but that doesn't stop him from getting his ape ass handed to him in Mexico. Enjoy! This week's bon...

RHOA: Joking Hazard

20 Mar 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Nene loses her Uber cool with a heckler, and the consequences are rough. And that's just the tip of the iceberg. Come listen to our recap of the lates...

RHOBH: Dinner Party From Hell! (Live from Houston)

16 Mar 2018

Contributed by Lukas

We took our show to Houston, TX last week, and to celebrate, we went back in time to arguably the most iconic Bravo episode of all time: the "Real Hou...

SummerHouse: Happily Everett After

15 Mar 2018

Contributed by Lukas

It's the moment we've all been not waiting for: Everett and Lindsay finally reunited. And it's just as sloppy as you'd expect. Plus, Stephen has a hea...

RHOBH: Tears of a Teddi Bear

14 Mar 2018

Contributed by Lukas

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills meet for a catch up lunch that leaves Vanderpump's new project in tears. Will Erika apologize? No, Miss Cry Baby....

PumpRules: Creepy Controversy

13 Mar 2018

Contributed by Lukas

"Vanderpump Rules" becomes an unlikely nuanced showpiece for the #metoo movement when Ariana's brother Jeremy gets thrust into the spotlight by the Ta...

RHOA: Aged Ham in Barcelona

12 Mar 2018

Contributed by Lukas

The Real Housewives of Atlanta are still in Barcelona. There are massive protests, but can they cause more unrest than these women? This week's bonus ...

Top Chef: Successes and Gail-ures

09 Mar 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Top Chef season finale! Who will win? Who will lose? What will Gail wear? Find out! We're in a Houston hotel room laughing our asses off. This week's ...

Summer House: Carlbellion

08 Mar 2018

Contributed by Lukas

The Summer House roomies are on a full Carl rebellion, and the always dependable soldier Ervrott shows up as backup. Enjoy! This week's bonus a catch ...

RHOBH: Belle of the Ball Gag

08 Mar 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Camille Grammer is the gift that keeps on giving, and this time she's assigned her wrath to Dorit, who is only now just feeling the harsh punishment o...

PumpRules: Fear and Bloating in Las Vegas

07 Mar 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Vanderpump Rules goes to Vegas for the ultimate TomTom test. They fail, but in a really fun broken bird-y kinda way. Enjoy! This week's bonus a catch ...

Top Chef: Fishing For Compliments

06 Mar 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Did you MEAN to serve trout tainted with ursine fecal matter? That is the pressing question plaguing the penultimate episode of TOP CHEF - at least, a...

RHONY Season 10 Trailer Deep Dive

03 Mar 2018

Contributed by Lukas

The new trailer for season 10 of Real Housewives of New York is so important to us that we decided to devote an entire episode to unpacking it - shot ...

SummerHouse: Take Your Mom To Wirkus Day

01 Mar 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Parental visits don't get in the way of drunken Wirkus rants - that's what we learned on this week's "Summer House." Join us as we unpack the latest m...

RHOBH Faux Furs/Cold Shoulders

28 Feb 2018

Contributed by Lukas

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills celebrates NYC with a failed Frankel takedown and Kyle's new store opening. Also, Dorit tries to figure out what ...

PumpRules: Introducing Madison Marie Parks-Valletta; Special Guest Lara Marie Schoenhals

28 Feb 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Jax almost drowns, and Scheana has baby plans. Just another day in Big Bear paradise on "Vanderpump Rules." Come join us as we recap it! See acast.com...

RHOA: Unwelcome Mat

27 Feb 2018

Contributed by Lukas

The Real Housewives of Atlanta are still in Barcelona, and they fight to the mat. This week's bonus a catch up of Married To Medicine! To hear it, bec...

Top Chef: Did You Mean To Disappoint Your Mother?

23 Feb 2018

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Top Chef, the final four have to re-create the hacky dishes their families force fed them as kids. Also, Padma makes a lot of testicle jo...

RHOBH: Don't Cry For Me Kyle-gentina

22 Feb 2018

Contributed by Lukas

This week's "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" is a battle Royale to find out who's the biggest victim: Dorit, for having her big night ruined? Kyle, ...

PumpRules: Live from NYC - Fun and GAAAMES

21 Feb 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Live from the legendary Bowery Ballroom in New York City, we're recapping the epic "Vanderpump Rules" trip to Big Bear - a.k.a. SCHEANAFEST 2018. Plus...

SummerHouse: Carl's In Over His Head

20 Feb 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Things are getting messy on Summer House, and we're not just talking about the watermelon. The Wirkus twins are finally reunited, but more importantly...

RHOA: In-Spain in the Membrane

19 Feb 2018

Contributed by Lukas

**Audio alert! We’re in NYC this week for Crappens Live and the audio is spotty. Sorry! The Real Housewives of Atlanta go to Spain, and NeNe has lot...

TopChef: Elevated Cuisine

16 Feb 2018

Contributed by Lukas

"Top Chef" heads to the mountains where high elevations mean screwy cooking times and a nasty case of the GAILS. Pack your dramamine and come listen t...

Summer House: Carltastrophe

15 Feb 2018

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Summer House, Carl charms one woman by yelling at another and Kyle farts a lot. This week's bonus episode is a deep dive into both Mario ...

RHOBH: Wrecks and the City

14 Feb 2018

Contributed by Lukas

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills go to NYC for a group trip, but can Dorit stop herself from wrecking it? Nope. This week's bonus episode is a dee...

PumpRules: It's My Party, and I'll Die If I Want To

14 Feb 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Stassi is throwing a murder themed birthday party on this week's "Vanderpump Rules," and if that all sounds a bit grim, don't worry -- there's also a ...

RHOA: Where's The Beef?

12 Feb 2018

Contributed by Lukas

The Real Housewives of Atlanta prepare for their trip to Barcelona by laughing together at Baby Vegan Porsha's "No Beef" party, and Marlo brings herse...

Top Chef: Heeere's Padma!

09 Feb 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Top Chef goes to the hotel from The Shining this week, and Padma is terrifying. This week's bonus is a rundown of the Super Bowl Halftime show and a q...

Summer House: Bond-fire of the Clam-ities

08 Feb 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Summer House tried to bond over a good ole fashioned Native American bondfire, but can the curse of Carl ever be overcome? This week's bonus is a rund...

RHOBH: Beverly Hills Brexit

07 Feb 2018

Contributed by Lukas

On this week's Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Kyle, Dorit, and Lisa are all in a pissing match over who's the better friend. Or who deserves compas...

PumpRules: Pump Your Brakes; Special Guest Danny Pellegrino

06 Feb 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Everyone's saying problematic things on "Vanderpump Rules" this week. Whether it's about race, body-shaming, or Jax's worldview, the episode is full o...

2018 Golden Crappies LIVE!

05 Feb 2018

Contributed by Lukas

It's time for the annual Golden Crappy Awards where we honor achievement in all things Bravo. For the first time ever, we've upped the stakes, recordi...

TopChef: Flowers, Football, and Failure

03 Feb 2018

Contributed by Lukas

A sudden death quick fire on Top Chef turns a floral challenge into something much less lovely. Then it's time to celebrate the Super Bowl as the surv...

SummerHouse: Can't Have Your Carl and Eat It Too

01 Feb 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Carl made out with Lauren and then Danielle blew up their spot and then Carl started flirting with Courtney and Lauren was all that's not cool so she ...

RHOBH: Ya Give Me Beaver

31 Jan 2018

Contributed by Lukas

This week on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Dorit throws a Groupon Yacht party for PK and Erika Jayne helps her with a little pat the puss stag...

PumpRules: Mother May I Sleep With Danger?

30 Jan 2018

Contributed by Lukas

On this week's "Vanderpump Rules," Brittany's mom is ready to crucify Jax -- or at least that's what Kristen is hoping for. Also, more drama between J...

RHOA: Leave a Will

30 Jan 2018

Contributed by Lukas

The Real Housewives of Atlanta celebrate Kandi's magazine cover and Will gets his hand caught in a cookie. This week's bonus is a quick catch up sesh ...

RHONJ: Pretty in Clink

26 Jan 2018

Contributed by Lukas

The Real Housewives of New Jersey finishes up its reunion with clinks and non-thrown cakes. Oh, and whale talk. This week's bonus was recorded from th...

Summer House: Rosés, Thorns, and Carls

25 Jan 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Summer House returns for season 2. The MTA has never been happier for the publicity. Enjoy! This week's bonus was recorded from the Boston Logan Airpo...

RHOBH: Know Your Whine Glasses

24 Jan 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Teddi throws a glam party for the ladies, but things start off on a rocky note when Dorit suffers the indignity of having her Vanderpump Rosé served ...

#624 Vanderpump Rules: Call Me By Your Pasta

23 Jan 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Vanderpump Rules keeps on firing on all cylinders this week for the Pride episode. James barely holds his spot in the closet, Billie Lee gives a speec...

RHOA: No Good Deed Goes Unpunished

23 Jan 2018

Contributed by Lukas

A charitable trip to Houston turns sour when a hangry Kenya feels disrespected. Check out our take on this diva behavior and weigh in on whether or no...

RHONJ: Live from Boston - Can't Fight Foyer with Foyer

21 Jan 2018

Contributed by Lukas

We're live in Boston for a second night, and this time we're talking the Real Housewives of New Jersey reunion part 1. Come listen to See acast.com/pr...

Crappens Live Boston VPR: The Return of White Kanye

19 Jan 2018

Contributed by Lukas

We’re live in Boston this week at The Sinclair, and we’re thrilled to have one of Vanderpump Rules’ finest episodes to cover. We had a blast. Lo...

RHOBH: A Wrinkle in Time

17 Jan 2018

Contributed by Lukas

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills finds its petty fight of the season. It's a Time Fight! Enjoy! To hear our bonus episodes, become a premium subsc...

Married2Med: Marital Unfocused Group

17 Jan 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Quad has reached a breaking point with Dr. Gregory, and after a gut-wrenching group therapy scene, it looks like things might be on the mend for the t...

RHOA: Mbele-ishing The Truth

16 Jan 2018

Contributed by Lukas

There's an elephant in the room. Actually, about ten of them. Yes, the most over-used expression since "thrown under the bus" reached peak saturation ...

TopChef: Does a Bear Schnitzel in the Woods?

12 Jan 2018

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Top Chef, the contestants must audition from Tasty.com, and after that it's a good ol' fashioned German party. DAS FLAVORS! Come listen t...

RHONJ: Fall From Grace

12 Jan 2018

Contributed by Lukas

On the season finale of Real Housewives of New Jersy, Siggy's credibility - and body - takes a tumble. Yes, she's fallen, and she can't get up. Come ...

RHOBH: Tokyo Hellooo!

10 Jan 2018

Contributed by Lukas

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills has a wasted Dorit ish. Rinna and Erika don't care, though, cuz they're momaging the brats in Tokyo. Enjoy! This ...

PumpRules: Britney Shocked To Learn Jax Is Still a Pig

09 Jan 2018

Contributed by Lukas

This week's episode of "Vanderpump Rules" sees Britney trying to make Jax a better man... and Lala slapping her back to reality. Nothing like some col...

RHOA: Tea and Sympathy

08 Jan 2018

Contributed by Lukas

The Real Housewives of Atlanta come together for PSA that's dangerously close to devolving into another Donkey Booty war. This week's bonus is a recap...

Top Chef: Does a Bear S**t in the Woods?

05 Jan 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Top Chef sends the cast to a snowy mountain. Will they get eaten by bears? Will they freeze? Will Carrie ever stop smiling? Let's find out! This week'...

RHONJ: The Grudgeatelli Pasta Station

04 Jan 2018

Contributed by Lukas

The Real Housewives of New Jersey are close to the end of the season. What better way to start your goodbye than a good ole fashioned grudge in a seco...

RHOBH: Horsing Around

03 Jan 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Did you guys know that Teddi loves horses? Because she does. A lot. And this week we get to see her ride a horse. So, that's cool. Come listen to our ...

PumpRules: For Whom The Taco Bell Tolls

03 Jan 2018

Contributed by Lukas

"Vanderpump Rules" kicks off 2018 with a special gift to the audience: a second cheating scandal! We're still barely wiping the Taco Bell off our lips...

Special Guest Amy Phillips!

02 Jan 2018

Contributed by Lukas

This week on "Watch What Crappens," comedienne Amy Phillips joins Ben Mandelker (bsideblog.com) and Ronnie Karam (trashtalktv.com) to chat about the l...

RHONJ: Anti-Sigmitic

21 Dec 2017

Contributed by Lukas

The Real Housewives of New Jersey end their Milan trip by mixing Hitler, shoes, and meatballs. Would you expect anything less? This week's bonus is a ...

RHOBH: Same Nest, New Broken Bird

20 Dec 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills is back with more wigs than ever and a new totally down to earth EQUESTRIAN broken bird. This week's bonus is a rage ...

PumpRules: Jaxination

19 Dec 2017

Contributed by Lukas

The women of Vanderpump Rules have a seance to rid Jax of his ape spirit. Will Britney be able to stop herself from jumping right back into the potato...

RHOA: Love in the First Degree

18 Dec 2017

Contributed by Lukas

The Real Housewives of Atlanta brings us our first scene with Sheree's new man. Collect that love, baby! This week's bonus is about Ben's bday weekend...

Top Chef and Below Deck: It Ain't Easy Bein' Cheesy

16 Dec 2017

Contributed by Lukas

If you have lactose intolerance, this amazing episode of Top Chef isn't for you. If, on the other hand, you love seeing tortoiseshell glasses leaking,...

RHONJ: The Elephant in the Duomo

14 Dec 2017

Contributed by Lukas

The Real Housewives of New Jersey head to Italy! They throw glasses, scream, and sob. The ush. This week's bonus is about Ronnie's Austin performance ...

Relationshep: A Shep In Every Port

13 Dec 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Shep is looking for love, but the prospects are not amazing. Come join us for our recap of "Relationshep See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-ou...

PumpRules: Sur Wars - The Last Jax Lie?

13 Dec 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Epic revelations happen on this week's "Vanderpump Rules." First we learn the truth behind Faith's allegations. Then we meet Stassi's boyfriend. Wh...

RHOA: Bae Area Bride

11 Dec 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Real Housewives of Atlanta continues its tour of the Bay Area, and this week, it involves trolleys, Chinatown, Napa, and even a fake wedding to boot. ...

Top Chef: Mile High

08 Dec 2017

Contributed by Lukas

We're turning 600, and to celebrate, we're throwing a potluck! Actually, we're just watching one on the "Top Chef: Colorado" premiere. Join us as we ...

RHONJ: Posche Spice

07 Dec 2017

Contributed by Lukas

It's the most wonderful time of the year: the Posche Fashion Show! Come join us as we recap Tre's attempted shakedown of Kim D on Real Housewives of N...

Below Deck: The Dingaling Mother's Circus

06 Dec 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Below Deck ends its season with a full on circus. Will Kate finally find a way to shut Jen up? This week's bonus episode is a convo about Ben's bday, ...

PumpRules: Declaration of Faith

06 Dec 2017

Contributed by Lukas

"Vanderpump Rules" is back with a bang - literally. Allegedly? Whatever. Come listen to this supersized episode (over 90 minutes long) as we recap ...

RHOA: Marlo in the Middle

05 Dec 2017

Contributed by Lukas

The Real Housewives of Atlanta take a trip to San Francisco, and Nene gets to put her new "You Are!" strategy on the table. This week’s bonus episod...

RHONJ: Sog Park Diaries

30 Nov 2017

Contributed by Lukas

The drama on this week's Real Housewives of New Jersey begins in a dog park and climaxes with a new wine stain on yet another wall of an Italian resta...

BelowDeck: Kate Plus 8 (headaches)

29 Nov 2017

Contributed by Lukas

"Below Deck" is nearing the end of its season, which means all the yachties are going out of their minds. Come join us as we recap this penultimate e...

RHOC: Of Human Blonde-age

28 Nov 2017

Contributed by Lukas

The Real Housewives of Orange County finishes off its season with one last reunion. The blondes in charge make up to keep their gigs, but not before r...

RHOA: Don't Be Tardy for the White Party

28 Nov 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Did you get your invite to Nene's Girls & Gays Never Forget: Non-Holocaust Edition White Party Seafood Soiree Sponsored By The American Associatio...

BelowDeck: It's All Gravy (and Scallops)

23 Nov 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Matt's still serving up mediocre food on "Below Deck," and if that's not bad enough, Jen dipped her fork in Kyle's gravy. WHAAAAA? Will she wind up ...

Married to Medicine: Track and Shield

22 Nov 2017

Contributed by Lukas

It’s a double recap of Married to Medicine! First up is a hamburger cook of flavored with the salt of relationship tears, and then is a track and fi...

RHOC: What Is Dis Word, Reunion?

21 Nov 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Real Housewives of Orange County starts its reunion with lots and lots of tears. And boob talk. Cuz Bravo. This week’s bonus is about our field trip...

RHOA: Disco Infer-no

21 Nov 2017

Contributed by Lukas

***This file was uploaded incorrectly. Re-uploaded! Sorry for the trouble! Sheree Whitfield throws her mom a disco party. Get it, girl! Enjoy! This we...

Below Deck: Cougar Watch

17 Nov 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Some God fearin, butt lovin cougars are the new charter guests on this week’s Below Deck. Can Nico keep his pants on? Can EJ keep from touching hims...

RHONJ: Trick or Retreat

16 Nov 2017

Contributed by Lukas

This week's Real Housewives of New Jersey has the women headed to an overnight retreat, but there's no room for empowerment when allegations of drug u...

RHOD: Reunion Part L22

15 Nov 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Real Housewives of Dallas Reunion Part 2 featured lots of fake tears, terrible spray tans and amazing monologues. Also, very nice pores. Thanks L22! T...

RHOC: Candle With Care

15 Nov 2017

Contributed by Lukas

The Real Housewives of Orange County finishes out their season at a candle party, in case you’re not already dozing off. This week’s bonus is a re...

RHOA: Baths & Showers

13 Nov 2017

Contributed by Lukas

"Real Housewives of Atlanta" started this week with a bath and ended with a shower. And in between there was all sorts of hilarious stuff. Come join...

Below Deck: The Legend of Ass Ho

10 Nov 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Below Deck had a Hawaiian party this week, and the Stud of the Seas came through. Also, EJ got ready to say goodbye and a guest complained. A lot. Thi...

RHONJ: Marges Get Soggy Too

09 Nov 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Classic Marge gave us some classic tears as she bared her soul for Dolores on this week's Real Housewives of New Jersey. Come join us as we recap this...

RHOD: PTSDildo

08 Nov 2017

Contributed by Lukas

You should never bully someone with a sex toy. This is the takeaway from part 1 of the Real Housewives of Dallas reunion. Come learn more lessons wi...

RHOC: Vikings of Wishful Thinking

08 Nov 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Vicki and Tamra are friends again on Real Housewives of Orange County. But will it last? And will Peggy ever get over the indignity of hearing vague...

RHOA: Fifty Shades of Leafblowers

07 Nov 2017

Contributed by Lukas

**This was recorded under extreme circumstances. Please forgive the audio! The Real Housewives of Atlanta return for a tenth season, and Cynthia celeb...

RHONJ: Live from SF! Classic Marge

05 Nov 2017

Contributed by Lukas

We took our show to San Francisco for a super fun recap of Real Housewives of New Jersey. We're talking See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out...