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Episodes
Mexican Dynasties: Life, Death and Nacho
01 Mar 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Mexican Dynasties premieres with a welcome home party, a goodbye party, a super cute dog, and really rubbery faces. To hear this week's bonus episode ...
RHONJ: Standing (St)wrong
28 Feb 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Teresa tries to figure out what words are in the second part of the Real Housewives of New Jersey reunion and Joe Gorga reminds graces the stage to re...
RHOBH: Releasing The Dogs of War
27 Feb 2019
Contributed by Lukas
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills arrive in the Bahamas for a few days of R&R... and dog drama. Kyle just HAPPENS to tell Rinna about the Lucy ...
PumpRules: Who Gets the PJ?
26 Feb 2019
Contributed by Lukas
The girls finish up their Let's Torture Kristen wine weekend and move on to stressing about how many drinks the Toms will get on the menu. Also, LaLa ...
TopChef: Quest For The Holy Gail
26 Feb 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Gail's back! Gail's back! Our favorite Canadian "Top Chef" judge returns to enjoy one meal in Kentucky before the finals. Who will advance to Macau? W...
RHONJ: Barking Up The Wrong Tre - Live from Vancouver!
23 Feb 2019
Contributed by Lukas
We took our show to "Just For Laughs" in Vancouver this week, and what better way to make a splash in Canada than by recapping the Real Housewives of ...
RHOBH: Chocolate Hearted Snakes
20 Feb 2019
Contributed by Lukas
The Real Housewives have a chocolate heart party and we try to figure out what DNA repair is as we get to know Denise. To hear this week's bonus episo...
PumpRules: Trip of a Lifetime
20 Feb 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Just when you were losing faith in "Vanderpump Rules," along comes an episode with Kristen losing her mind so severely that she trips over a coffee ta...
RHOA: The Onion Ring On Her Finger
19 Feb 2019
Contributed by Lukas
**Today's episode is a video recap available on Patreon! Porsha finally gets engaged on Real Housewives Atlanta. Will the ring leave grease on her fin...
Top Chef: Float Like a Butterfly Sting Like a Padma
15 Feb 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Top Chef honors Muhammad Ali with some slimy chicken and cured salmon. Thankfully, Padma has enough stinky looks to save us all. To hear this week's b...
RHONJ: Finale Pool Marty
14 Feb 2019
Contributed by Lukas
The Real Housewives of New Jersey ends its season with a splash. Literally. To hear this week's bonus episode about the Grammys and our trip to Dallas...
RHOBH: Who Let The Dogs Out?
13 Feb 2019
Contributed by Lukas
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills roars out of the gate with its season premiere, which features dogs, goats, and Faye Resnick. Rumor has it this i...
PumpRules: Girl's Trippin'
12 Feb 2019
Contributed by Lukas
The girls of Vanderpump Rules take the pj to Solvang and Jax pretends he's above therapy. Also, James' mother is a monster. To hear this week's bonus ...
RHOA: A Strip of a Lifetime - Plus: Top Chef
11 Feb 2019
Contributed by Lukas
The women of "Real Housewives of Atlanta" are still in Japan, and this week they get a visit from a very special stripper who doesn't exactly knock th...
RHOD: Classic Trolley Rewind - Live from Dallas
10 Feb 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Brace yourself for a trip down memory lane (via dented trolley) as we recap a classic episode from the first season of the Real Housewives of Dallas. ...
RHONJ: Talking On Broken Glass - Live from Dallas!
09 Feb 2019
Contributed by Lukas
We're talking "Real Housewives of New Jersey" at our first ever Dallas live show, and while we may be focused on the Garden State, that doesn't mean w...
Below Deck: Brounion
06 Feb 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Below Deck celebrates the end of its best season with a reunion. Sexual harassment and herpes accusations ahead! To hear this week's bonus episode, be...
PumpRules: Daily Flail Party
05 Feb 2019
Contributed by Lukas
TomTom opens on tonight's Vanderpump Rules and Kristen is left alone in her bed with dogs and spaghetti. Will anyone save the poor chandeliers? This e...
Top Chef: Noshhville
01 Feb 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Top Chef takes on Nashville and tells sad boring stories to coincide with their dishes. Padma is on a tear, so it's all good by us! Yeehaw! This week'...
RHONJ: Cabo San Locas
31 Jan 2019
Contributed by Lukas
The Real Housewives of New Jersey head to Cabo to punch vases, throw glasses and ride camels. Will The Marge make it out alive? This week's bonus is s...
BelowDeck: Our Hearts Are, Like, Literally Full
30 Jan 2019
Contributed by Lukas
"Below Deck" concludes its epic, best season with one last hurrah in the form of a sea slug and some catty biatches. The only thing that could have ma...
PumpRules: Lost in Translation
29 Jan 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Billie Lee and Katie's Cis Privilege fight continues this week on Vanderpump Rules, and ScheSchu has a housewarming in Siberia. Also lalaandarianadidi...
RHOA: Don't Be Tardy For The Tea Party
29 Jan 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Real Housewives of Atlanta came to life this week when Marlo attempted to come for Eva, and Eva finally read her to filth. And she wasn't the only one...
‘Southern Charm’ Mayor Hands Extravaganza - Live from Charleston
26 Jan 2019
Contributed by Lukas
We celebrated the "Watch What Crappens" 7th Anniversary in the most epic way possible: with a packed live show in Charleston, South Carolina. Not only...
Below Deck: Princess Cruises - Live from Charleston
25 Jan 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Our two night Charleston bonanza kicks off with two special on-stage guests: Patricia Altschul and Michael the Butler from "Southern Charm"!! Then we ...
RHONJ: Tanned Parenthood
24 Jan 2019
Contributed by Lukas
This week on "RHONJ," Tre and Frankie Jr finally take the stage for their fitness competitions, but not before soaking themselves in half the Garden S...
PumpRules: Sister, Cister
22 Jan 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Billie Lee comes out swinging when she's not invited to Girls Night In at Sur, and Scheanna and LaLa perfect faking orgasms. This week's bonus is a br...
RHOA: Tokyo Draggin'
21 Jan 2019
Contributed by Lukas
The Real Housewives of Atlanta take Tokyo. Can they keep the dragon inside NeNe from scorching the earth? We're doing a couple of shows a week on vide...
Top Chef: Carne!
18 Jan 2019
Contributed by Lukas
This week on Top Chef, Dario the Butcher yells CARNE a lot and the chefs bone a beef challenge. We're doing a couple of shows a week on video which yo...
RHONJ: Fetty Little Liar
17 Jan 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Milania gets her time in the sun on Real Housewives of New Jersey and to celebrate, the ladies fight over arranged marriages, adultery and Danielle St...
BelowDeck: YAAAAAAchtSS, KWEEN!
16 Jan 2019
Contributed by Lukas
The Gays have arrived, and they've brought a cyclone of chaos to the S.S. My Seanna. Will Josiah be tank-top shamed? Will Adrian be creepy? And will T...
PumpRules: Edibles and Oedipals
15 Jan 2019
Contributed by Lukas
The Taco Bell Coven takes the Taco Bell Mom Coven to dinner, but can they make it through the edibles before crashing into the Oedipals? Would you pre...
RHOA & Married2Med: Women of Grill Repute
15 Jan 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Tempers aren't the only things flaring at Tanya's hibatchi party. Literal fire too. Because she has a hibatchi room. I know. We're still processing th...
TopChef: The Oy, Luck Club
11 Jan 2019
Contributed by Lukas
"Top Chef" is taking us back to the roaring '20s, and no good trip down memory lane isn't complete without a face from the past. Enter Brother Luck, w...
RHONJ: The Legend of Melda - A Link to the Paramus
11 Jan 2019
Contributed by Lukas
This week on Real Housewives of New Jersey, the show takes us to both Istanbul AND Dolores's house flip. Does it get more exciting than that? What if ...
BelowDeck: Check Yourself Before You Shipwreck Yourself
09 Jan 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Below Deck is finally back!! Will Captain Lee fire Laura? Will Rhylee and Ross ever stop fighting? Will Ashton dry-hump the anchor? All these pressing...
PumpRules: Broken Bird. Literally
08 Jan 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Lisa tries to figure out how to mend both James and an actual broken bird on this week's Vanderpump Rules, and Stassi and Ariana solidify their ice qu...
RHOA: Factory Smackdown
07 Jan 2019
Contributed by Lukas
It's Hot Dog Factory VS Kandi Factory on this week's Real Housewives of Atlanta. We can't declare a winner, but we can guarantee we'll never think of ...
The 2019 Golden Crappies - Live from Hollywood!
07 Jan 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Live from the Hollywood Improv, Ben and Ronnie present the results from their annual Golden Crappies Awards to a packed house of fans, celebrities, an...
Top Chef: Restaurant Wars!
04 Jan 2019
Contributed by Lukas
This week is a very special Restaurant Wars episode. Also, Padma wears red glasses. Our premium bonus is about our Holiday breaks, Nintendo games, and...
RHONJ: Spoiled Turkeys
03 Jan 2019
Contributed by Lukas
The Gorga brat is upstaged by Jennifer's brats at his own communion. The horror! This week's bonus is about our week off for the Holidays. To hear it,...
RHONJ: Here Comes the Dried
02 Jan 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Danielle Staub ties the noose this week on Real Housewives of New Jersey. Will Classic Marge make it out alive? This week's bonus is about our week of...
RHOBH Season 9 Trailer Breakdown
01 Jan 2019
Contributed by Lukas
"The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" is back for a ninth season, and we're here to dissect every shot, frame, and seatbelt in the new trailer. Come ...
PumpRules: A Very Vanderpump Christmas! - with Lara Marie Schoenhals
24 Dec 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Lara Marie Schoenhals of "Sexy Unique Podcast" joins the show to discuss the inevitable, surprisingly emotional firing of James Kennedy (SPOILER ALERT...
TopChef: The White Elephant In The Room
21 Dec 2018
Contributed by Lukas
It's Christmastime on "Top Chef," and this year we're making a list and checking it twice — just to make sure there's five different types of flour ...
RHONJ: Brunch & Bimini
20 Dec 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Classic Marge has a brunch with age-accelerating masks, and all hell breaks loose. Then half the ladies head down to Bimini for Danielle Staub's weddi...
BelowDeck: Sorey Not Sorey
19 Dec 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Everyone's having sex on the latest episode of "Below Deck," and according to Kate, that leads to improved crew morale. Or does it? Come join us as we...
RHOA Married2Med: Hot Dog Day Afternoon
17 Dec 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Real Housewives of Atlanta changes up the couples trip when half the men bail and Porsha spends a day at the hot dog factory. Married to Medicine ends...
PumpRules: The Scorn Ultimatum
17 Dec 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Vanderpump Rules has a James problem. Again. Lisa's given an ultimatum: will she call Bubba's bluff or is this the end of SUNT? This week's bonus is d...
RHONJ: Friedzilla VS Dong
14 Dec 2018
Contributed by Lukas
It's time for Danielle's Bachelorette Party on The Real Housewives of New Jersey. Will she throw her bougie crystal at a betch in the Great Room? This...
RHOD: A Gnat's Ass Dee-union
13 Dec 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Real Housewives of Dallas ends its third season with an appearance by none other than Mama Dee I Don't Give A Dog's Rip herself. D'Andra yells, Brandy...
Below Deck: Thunder Down Over(board)
12 Dec 2018
Contributed by Lukas
The hot stripper loses his footing on this week's Below Deck, and Captain Lee cries for the first time ever. This week's bonus is dedicated to Top Che...
Vanderpump Rules: The Audacity of Hope
11 Dec 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Kristen is back doing what she does best: solving mysteries no one cares about. She's gathering the troops for a coup. Can the White Kanye survive it?...
RHOA & Married2Med: Bourbon Decay
11 Dec 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Someone yells at Nene's dinner on "Real Housewives of Atlanta," and there's a super scary cliffhanger on "Married To Medicine." We've got it all cover...
RHOC: Victims, Dorks, and Self-Medication
11 Dec 2018
Contributed by Lukas
The Real Housewives of Orange County reunion wraps up with a heated third installment, and we're only too happy to rehash it all. From Kelly proudly c...
PumpRules: A Very Schlong Engagement - Live from Nashville
07 Dec 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Vanderpump Rules is back! And to celebrate we recapped the season 7 premiere in Nashville, TN. It's a wild, raucous recap and we can't be held respons...
RHOD: Spill the AT&Tea!
06 Dec 2018
Contributed by Lukas
The first installment of the Real Housewives of Dallas season 3 reunion was about as fiery and hilarious as we could have wanted. We are OBSESSED with...
Below Deck: New Girl
05 Dec 2018
Contributed by Lukas
There's a new girl being drooled all over on Below Deck, and Kate already hates her. YAY. This week's bonus covers the final reunion of Shahs of Sunse...
RHOC: Reactive Duty
04 Dec 2018
Contributed by Lukas
The Real Housewives of Orange County reunion continues to motor on. For the second installment, Shannon and Emily wind up under the microscope, leadin...
RHOA & Married to Medicine: Hope Your Weenie Wears a Condiment!
03 Dec 2018
Contributed by Lukas
The Weenie King gossip gets back to Porsha on Real Housewives of Atlanta and the ladies of Married to Medicine celebrate Simone and Cecil moving back ...
RHONJ: Cow Pageant
30 Nov 2018
Contributed by Lukas
The Real Housewives of New Jersey finish up their trip to Oklahoma with a cow pageant and Jennifer brags about having more shitters than anyone in Par...
RHOD: Frat Spat Finale
30 Nov 2018
Contributed by Lukas
It's the season three finale of The Real Housewives of Dallas and the two main characters face off with terrible bows on their heads. It's a real Gran...
BelowDeck: Gone, Girl
28 Nov 2018
Contributed by Lukas
This utterly insane, amazing season of "Below Deck" continues with more dramatic developments involving Chandler and Caroline. We are totally shook, a...
RHOC: Lie-za With a V
27 Nov 2018
Contributed by Lukas
The Real Housewives of Orange County venture into Part One of their reunion with coke and fart allegations. This week's bonus is about our holidays an...
RHOA: Bailey-Q & A
26 Nov 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Cynthia Bailey decides to host a "Bailey-Q" on this week's "Real Housewives of Atlanta," and we're here to recap every hot dog, couscous salad, and pi...
RHONJ: Oklahoma Sister, Where Art Thou? (with Danny Pellegrino)
23 Nov 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Oh what a beautiful morning! Oh what a beautiful day! I got a beautiful feeling a long lost sister is coming Melissa Gorga's way! Yes, "The Real House...
RHOD: Attack of the Clones!
22 Nov 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Did you clone a phone, gurrrrl? That's the pressing question on this week's hilarious, petty "Real Housewives of Dallas" episode. We couldn't stop lau...
Below Deck: Chanandler Wrong
21 Nov 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Chandler messes up over and over again on Below Deck, but things finally come to a head when he doesn't get his ice cream. Will he get fired before Ma...
RHOC: Femme Futile
20 Nov 2018
Contributed by Lukas
"Real Housewives of Orange County" wraps up its 167th season with a baffling Femme Fatale theme party that manages to stymy all the women. We're here ...
RHOA & Married2Med: Hot Dog Tea
19 Nov 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Shamari gets her peach on Real Housewives of Atlanta while Kandi decides whether or not to spill tea on Porsha's hot dog man. Over on Married to Medic...
RHONJ: Hatchet Face Off
16 Nov 2018
Contributed by Lukas
It's a hatchet party on Real Housewives of New Jersey. Who will Danielle take out? This week's bonus episode is a recap of the Shahs of Sunset season ...
These are the Danes of Our Lives
15 Nov 2018
Contributed by Lukas
The Real Housewives of Orange Dallas finish up their trip to Denmark and someone gets a boob shot that kicks off a fight that will last a decade. This...
BelowDeck: Yachts for Tots
14 Nov 2018
Contributed by Lukas
It's bad news when the 4 year old yacht guest is more mature than the crew, but that's the way it goes on "Below Deck." Check out our latest recap whe...
Enema of the State
13 Nov 2018
Contributed by Lukas
The Real Housewives of Orange County fight through parties. A young glitter party and a geriatric casserole enema party. It's as exciting as it sounds...
RHOA & Married2Med: You Can't Handle The Toothbrush
13 Nov 2018
Contributed by Lukas
It's another double recap to kick off your week! First, we tackle "The Real Housewives of Atlanta" where a trip to Miami leads to the usual hotel room...
RHOD: Danes & Confused - Live From Seattle
11 Nov 2018
Contributed by Lukas
The ladies of "Real Housewives of Dallas" head to Copenhagen, and to celebrate, we also trek to the North — specifically Seattle. Check out our reca...
RHONJ: New Season, Who Dis(barred)?
08 Nov 2018
Contributed by Lukas
The Real Housewives of New Jersey is back, and the big news this time around is that Dolores is alone, Teresa is training for a fitness competition, M...
Below Deck: The Musical 2
07 Nov 2018
Contributed by Lukas
This week on Below Deck: The Musical 2, toes are throbbing, flesh is pounding, and eyes are popping. Enjoy! This week's bonus is a shot by shot breakd...
#829 RHOC: The Midterm Elective Surgery Results Are In!
06 Nov 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Shannon and Vicki had dueling nips and tucks on the latest Real Housewives of Orange County, and we are here with minute by minute coverage of all the...
RHOA & Married2Med: Welcome to ATL, Bitch!
05 Nov 2018
Contributed by Lukas
The Real Housewives of Atlanta return for a new season and get ready to head to Miami, and the cast of Married to Medicine fights in Antigua. Enjoy! T...
Shahs of Sunset: Bloody Married
02 Nov 2018
Contributed by Lukas
It's two days until MJ's wedding on Shahs of Sunset. Will white people get cake with salt in it? Will Adam get a baby? Will Vida approve of Tommy afte...
RHOD: Gang Green
01 Nov 2018
Contributed by Lukas
It's time for D'Andra's Green Miracle party on The Real Housewives of Dallas, and Mama Dee is here to slay. We also talk about Debra Winger on WWHL an...
BelowDeck: Open Mouth, Insert Infected Foot
31 Oct 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Caroline continues to unravel on "Below Deck," but then again, maybe we all would if we heard our co-workers talking crap about us after hours. Plus, ...
RHOC: The (Ya) Mon-ing After
30 Oct 2018
Contributed by Lukas
The Real Housewives of Orange County wrap up their Jamaica vacation, but what will Shannon be like the morning after her breakdown? This week's bonus ...
Married2Med: Oversharing Is Caring
29 Oct 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Not a whole lot happened on "Married To Medicine" this week, but we still found it funny. Toya had a TMI moment in front of her kids, Jackie and Curti...
Shahs of Sunset: Baby Not On Board
26 Oct 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Asa makes her return to "Shahs of Sunset" this week, and basically she says "babe" a lot and then gives Adam a blanket. Meanwhile, Reza still seems as...
RHOD: Kitchen Confidential
25 Oct 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Too many cooks in this kitchen. Mama Dee has the ladies over for a cooking lesson, and it's only a matter of time before it turns into a kitchen night...
Below Deck: Destiny's Red Headed Step Child
24 Oct 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Kate throws a hula party on Below Deck, but will Caroline get kicked out of Destiny's Child before it's all said and done? This week's bonus is a brea...
RHOC: Introducing Fun Shannon!
23 Oct 2018
Contributed by Lukas
It's the "Real Housewives of Orange County" episode we've been waiting for: Shannon losing her mind for 45 minutes! What a gift this was (although, we...
Married2Med: Onesies and Donesies
22 Oct 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Dr. Jackie brings the women together for a Onesies party so they can imitate each other, scream, and then cry hug. Aw, Married to Medicine, never chan...
Shahs: Reefer/Sadness
19 Oct 2018
Contributed by Lukas
GG has a party for her weed business on Shahs of Sunset and Reza chokes on the ashes of MJ's dad. This week's bonus is about our trip to NY! To hear i...
RHOD: Loose Lips & Dog Rips
18 Oct 2018
Contributed by Lukas
The Real Housewives of Dallas celebrate Carrie's laser center, Mama Dee yells at D'Andra, and LeeAnne levels some sober new allegations. LET 'ER RIP! ...
BelowDeck: Let's Make A Veal!
17 Oct 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Things are already spinning out of control on "Below Deck." Caroline is crying, Adrian is manifesting veal, and Rhylee is losing her mind in the face ...
RHOC: River Monsters
16 Oct 2018
Contributed by Lukas
The Real Housewives of Orange County band together to annoy the hell out of Jamaica. This week's bonus is about our trip to NY! To hear it, become a P...
Married2Med: Bombshells & Byproducts
15 Oct 2018
Contributed by Lukas
This week on "Married To Medicine," Quad reveals that she and Gregory are officially divorcing -- assuming Mariah will ever let her talk. We recap the...
RHONY in Morocco - Live From NYC
14 Oct 2018
Contributed by Lukas
For the first time ever, we cover Real Housewives of New York IN New York!! It's a raucous, hilarious night live from the Gramercy Theatre where we re...
RHOD: The Prom Before The Storm - Live from NYC
12 Oct 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Just because it's the fall in NYC doesn't mean it isn't prom time in Dallas! This week we take our "Real Housewives of Dallas" recap on the road to Th...
Below Deck: Alaskan Shush People
10 Oct 2018
Contributed by Lukas
The bosun didn't even take two full episodes to let his crazy show and the Alaskan captain is having none of it. Below Deck is already pumping, people...
RHOC: Hitting Bikini Bottom
09 Oct 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Super exciting episode of Real Housewives of Orange County this week: Shannon cooked pork, Kelly went on Wikipedia, Gina lamented the futility of her ...
Married2Med: Miami Frown Machine
08 Oct 2018
Contributed by Lukas
It's a bittersweet week on Married to Medicine as Heavenly goes home to Miami to explain why she yells at people and needs more windows in her life. T...