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BelowDeckMed: Yawn of the Dance

09 Jul 2019

Contributed by Lukas

It's epi one thousand! We celebrate with a revist to our old Clear the Flem segment. Then, a terrible music video is made on Below Deck Med and Captai...

Southern Charm NOLA: Fashion Crashin'

09 Jul 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Barry pulls off his fashion show on this week's Southern Charm New Orleans, and Jeff celebrates by getting drunk and running away. Again. To hear this...

RHOP: A Swing(er) and a Miss

08 Jul 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Ashley and Candiace have it out about Michael wanting to suck a d on this week's Real Housewives of Potomac, but it doesn't stop Ashley from descendin...

BelowDeckMed: Da Svidania

02 Jul 2019

Contributed by Lukas

This week on "Below Deck Mediterranean," Mila learns she can't have her pancake and eat it too. Plus, we weigh in on this past weekend's "Vanderpump ...

SouthernCharmNOLA: Walking on Preggo-Shells

01 Jul 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Reagan has more bombshells for the group on "Southern Charm: New Orleans," and as punishment, Rachel makes her hold eggs for 3 hours. Plus, Kelsey's ...

RHOP: Bringing a Butter Knife to a Gun Fight

01 Jul 2019

Contributed by Lukas

"Real Housewives of Potomac" returns to the airwaves with a supremely messy episode that has us smiling from ear to ear. Not only does Candiace get sm...

RHONY: 'Tis The Season (Finale)

28 Jun 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Alas, the crown jewel of Bravo's slate, "Real Housewives of New York," has just wrapped its latest season, which means after a few reunion episodes, t...

SouthernCharm: Nashville Predators

27 Jun 2019

Contributed by Lukas

The "Southern Charm" guys head to Nashville to terrorize the local female population while the women back in Charleston gather for a celebration of ar...

RHOBH: Karma Camille-eon

26 Jun 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Season 1 Camille Grammer is officially back, and she has no better target than Dorit. It's about time we saw some sparks fly on this show again! Wel...

BelowDeckMed: The Aunt Jemima Defense

25 Jun 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Mila pulls out the Aunt Jemima's big guns to save her butt on tonight's Below Deck Mediterranean, but will it help? Probably not. To hear this week's ...

RHONY: Jazzercries

21 Jun 2019

Contributed by Lukas

This episode has a video version available Dorinda takes the Real Housewives of New York to her eighties aerobics class to argue about who deserves mo...

Southern Charm: Weenies Roasting

20 Jun 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Shep and Whitney try to roast Craig on their boys camping trip, but only one will walk away with covered in weenie juice. To hear this week's bonus ep...

RHOBH: Les Misérables

19 Jun 2019

Contributed by Lukas

"The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" continue their jaunt through Provence, and after having their BEST DAY EVAAAAAH, Kyle and Teddi promptly ruin i...

Below Deck Med: Back to Russia, With (Gay) Love

18 Jun 2019

Contributed by Lukas

This episode is available as a video recap on Patreon Below Deck Med's Chef Mila has a homophobia problem. Will it get her fired before her canned cra...

SoCharm NOLA & RHOP: Is Reagan Backing The Wrong Horse? Plus, Salt in Potomac

17 Jun 2019

Contributed by Lukas

It's episode three of "Southern Charm: New Orleans," and Reagan is already engaged to Reece. The only thing more suspect is Tamica declaring herself ...

SouthernCharm: Pillow Fight!

14 Jun 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Craig enlists everyone but himself to sew pillows for his burgeoning business, but his plans go haywire when a) no one sews a stitch, and b) fights br...

RHONY: Going Caba-RAZY

13 Jun 2019

Contributed by Lukas

The world was gifted with one of the greatest episodes of "Real Housewives of New York" ever — perhaps the best one since "December: Berkshires Coun...

RHOBH: Bridge to Nowhere

12 Jun 2019

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The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills hit France to start a petty fight that makes zero sense. Enjoy! To hear this week's bonus episode "Chillin With T...

BelowDeckMed: Oxygen Thief; Plus, Southern Charm NOLA

11 Jun 2019

Contributed by Lukas

On "Below Deck: Mediterranean" this week, "Chef" Mila serves up a cake wreck and tops it with some lovely homophobia frosting. The countdown clock to...

RHOP: Gloria Swampsons

10 Jun 2019

Contributed by Lukas

The Real Housewives of Potomac are still in NOLA to celebrate Gizelle's dad's birthday. Karen and Candiace don turbans to duke it out with their enemi...

RHONY: Ya Flooze Ya Lose

09 Jun 2019

Contributed by Lukas

We're live in Minneapolis to laugh about the Real Housewives of New York trip to Miami. Can Ramona bag a new guy while dangling her ex husband as bait...

Southern Charm: My Treehouse is Your Treehouse Live in Milwaukee

08 Jun 2019

Contributed by Lukas

We're live in Milwaukee to break down the girls trip episode of Southern Charm. Kathryn gets flogged for tardiness, Cameran gets annoyed by her baby, ...

RHOBH: Going Through A Re-Brandi

05 Jun 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Now that LVP is gone, "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" is running on fumes. What better time to bring back Brandi Glanville! And shockingly enough...

BelowDeckMed: Ghoulia Child

04 Jun 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Below Deck is back for another insane season. Just when the crew decides to stop fighting and have a fun season, a new chef enters with Old El Paso ch...

Summer House: 8 Ding Dongs and a Funeral

04 Jun 2019

Contributed by Lukas

*This episode has a video recap avail! It's the season finale of Summer House. Will Kyle propose? Will Carl and Paige do the dirty? Will Jordan's peni...

RHOP: The Fertile Crescent City

03 Jun 2019

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The "Real Housewives of Potomac" continue their trip to New Orleans with a harrowing visit to a plantation that leaves everyone thoughtful and introsp...

SouthernCharm: It Goes Down In The DMs

31 May 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Turns out that it takes more than a pork chop to make amends for cheating. That's what Austen discovers on this week's "Southern Charm" when his girlf...

RHONY: The South Beach Riot

30 May 2019

Contributed by Lukas

It's time for the annual "Real Housewives of New York" group trip (although, to be fair, they've gone on about 5 this season so far), and in true form...

RHOBH: Haunted (You Stole My Goddamn) House

29 May 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Kyle throws a thirtieth birthday party for her kid on Halloween. Will Kim haunt the place until she gets back her goddamn house? To hear this week's b...

Summer House: The Dick Issue

28 May 2019

Contributed by Lukas

After talking about his dick all season on Summer House, Jordan would appreciate it if we could all stop making his dick an issue. To hear this week's...

Southern Charm: Reduce Reuse Recycle

24 May 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Chelsea has a housewarming on Southern Charm and Kathryn admits to re-boning Whitney. Meanwhile, Shep mansplains the right and wrong ways to cheat whi...

RHONY: Terrapin Time!

23 May 2019

Contributed by Lukas

The trip to LuAnn's round house closes with a trip down memory lane for Ramona and a bunch of yelling and finger pointing from Dorinda. To hear this w...

RHOBH: Big Little Lie Detectors

22 May 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Special guest Katie Cazorla joins us to recap the lunacy of Lisa Vanderpump taking a polygraph on "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills." Plus, Camille G...

Summer House: Have Ranch Will Travel

21 May 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Some of the Vanderpump Rules gang heads to the Hamptons for a visit. Will Schwartz or Kyle remember any of it? To hear this week's bonus episode with ...

PumpRules: The Final CaCaw

21 May 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Vanderpump Rules ends its season with one final reunion full of screaming, crying, and Katie victimhood. Put a fork in it. To hear this week's bonus e...

RHOP: Is Michael About To Go Down?

20 May 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Scandal descends on Real Housewives of Potomac as Michael possibly offers his services to Juan. Did it happen? Or was Robyn hearing things? Also, it's...

Winter Is Crappening: Game Over

20 May 2019

Contributed by Lukas

With a heavy heart, we say goodbye to "Game of Thrones." Will Daenerys be stopped? Will John Snow ascend to the Iron Throne? How will eight epic seaso...

SummerHouse: No Hard Feelings

17 May 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Jordan finally reveals his big secret on "Summer House," and Kyle and Amanda grapple with more fallout from his infidelity. Plus, Lindsay goes on a no...

SouthernCharm: Thomas Who? — Live from Irvine

17 May 2019

Contributed by Lukas

"Southern Charm" returns for its sixth season, but can it be as explosive and entertaining without the double-headed monster of Thomas and Ashley? Th...

RHONY: Square Pegs in a Round House

16 May 2019

Contributed by Lukas

"The Real Housewives of New York" heads up the Hudson River to visit Luann's new round house, which may be too small for the Countess's rapidly inflat...

RHOBH: It's Expensive to Be Tom

15 May 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Erika Jayne lip syncs to dead air this week on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills when the ladies come to check out her concert. Will she improvise with...

PumpRules: What About Katie???

14 May 2019

Contributed by Lukas

The "Vanderpump Rules" reunion soldiers on with even more hypocrisy, hot air, wild accusations, and self-aggrandizing. In other words: everything we'...

RHOP: Bride Snores

13 May 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Candiace gets hitched on this week's Real Housewives of Potomac while Gizelle gets ghosted and Ashley gets wasted. Will Karen keep her wig on? To hear...

Winter is Crappening: Smoke Gets in Your Eyes

13 May 2019

Contributed by Lukas

It’s romance and utter carnage on the penultimate episode of Game of Thrones, all because of a little insecurity created by a single Starbucks cup. ...

Summer House: Penis, She Wrote

10 May 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Did Kyle cheat on Amanda again on Summer House? No one knows, because he can't remember. Time for a mystery: a penis mystery. Did it come out? Who did...

RHONY: Bye Bye Bridie

09 May 2019

Contributed by Lukas

This episode of Real Housewives of New York is all cringe all the time. It's Halloween song cringe for Lu, and Ramona Sonja and Dorinda bring us some ...

RHOBH: Troop Beverly Hills

08 May 2019

Contributed by Lukas

With Lisa Vanderpump busy renovating her kitchen, the rest of the "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" ladies head off on a glamping trip where they enc...

PumpRules: Turning the (Multiplication) Tables

07 May 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Time for the first reunion episode of Vanderpump Rules! Spoiler alert: the bot wins. To hear this week's bonus episode and to find Crappens on Demand ...

RHOP: O Half-Brother, Where Art Thou?

06 May 2019

Contributed by Lukas

"The Real Housewives of Potomac" are back, and they're pretty much where we left them: Robyn still has short hair, Ashley and Michael are still gross...

Winter Is Crappening: Throne Overboard

06 May 2019

Contributed by Lukas

With the Battle of Winterfell behind them, the remaining combined forces of the North march to King's Landing, but victory is never easy on "Game of T...

SummerHouse: A Real Paige Turner

03 May 2019

Contributed by Lukas

"Summer House" is full of dramz. First Paige wafts back to Carl after a dude flakes on her. Then Lindsay struggles to keep a dirty secret about Kyle...

RHONY: The Ringmaster Didn't Mean a Thing

02 May 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Tinsley has an epic breakdown at the Big Apple Circus on "The Real Housewives of New York," and it's everything we could have ever wanted. Does this s...

RHOBH: Pump N'Mores

01 May 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Dorit have a showdown over ridiculously handled sushi on this week's Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and the ladies get ready for a camping trip. To ...

PumpRules: One Day You're Penguin, And The Next You're Out

30 Apr 2019

Contributed by Lukas

The season finale of "Vanderpump Rules" really comes down to one thing: PENGUINS. God bless Scheana for perking up an otherwise humdrum episode. Wi...

Project Runway: Nip Grip

29 Apr 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Project Runway tells its designers to get classy, so bring on the pasties! To hear this week's Fifty Cent/Lala Scandal bonus episode and to find Crapp...

Winter is Crappening: The Pointy End

29 Apr 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Old Blue Eyes descends on Winterfell with his chorus line and takes aim, but if you’re gonna take a shot at the queen, ya better not miss. Find bonu...

Summer House: Ghost of the Weekday

26 Apr 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Kyle's getting ready to propose on Summer House, but can he get a yes before Lindsay drops her latest bomb? Also, Paige tries to date a ghost during t...

RHONY: Angel Balls of Steel

25 Apr 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Mario returns for a thirsty cameo on Real Housewives of New York, but did Ramona fill his cup? And will a seating brawl over seats at the Angel Ball s...

RHOBH: They Called Kenny! You Bastards!

24 Apr 2019

Contributed by Lukas

A hum drum trip to see Boy George and Culture Club turns into a huffy spat on "The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills." Plus, PK makes contact with Ken,...

PumpRules: Beauty and the Greased

23 Apr 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Brittany has a bridal brunch on Vanderpump Rules and Jax vows to always take care of number one: himself. To hear this week's Below Deck Med Preview b...

RHOA: GOODBYE, NENE!

22 Apr 2019

Contributed by Lukas

The Real Housewives of Atlanta officially closes out its season with Nene's transformation into a full blown monster. She's always been a diva, but no...

Winter Is Crappening: There Will Be Blood... Next Week?

22 Apr 2019

Contributed by Lukas

As the ultimate showdown between humans and White Walkers looms, we're treated to an hour of preparations at Winterfell. This episode has it all: sin...

SummerHouse: The Carl Who Stole Carlmas

19 Apr 2019

Contributed by Lukas

The "Summer House" gang decides to throw a Christmas-in-July party, but unfortunately for them, Krampus is here to ruin the fun. You see, no one anti...

RHONY: Phone Sex and the City

18 Apr 2019

Contributed by Lukas

"The Real Housewives of New York" continue to plow ahead with ego, neuroticism, and phone sex. In other words, it's perfect. This week, the ladies w...

RHOBH: Judge Dread

17 Apr 2019

Contributed by Lukas

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills deal with Lisa Vanderpump's escape by talking about a new subject that no one is sick of talking about: the Supre...

PumpRules: Exorcisters Are Doin' It For Themselves!

16 Apr 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Stassi finally realizes there's a demon possessing her on "Vanderpump Rules," and so someone named The Oracle, tries to purge it. Time will tell if i...

RHOA: Shootout at the OKoi Corral

15 Apr 2019

Contributed by Lukas

NeNe still has zero f's to give in the second Real Housewives of Atlanta Reunion, but Porsha saves it with a historic read. To hear this week's Projec...

Winter is Crappening: Winter is Here, Betch!

15 Apr 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Game of Thrones return for season 8 with lots of shade in these cold times. Sansa gives stink eye to Daenerys, Lady Marmont reads Jon Snow, and Brando...

RHONY: Inbred and Breakfast - Live From Boston

12 Apr 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Dorinda sends Sonja into a spiral when she takes her to visit the Morgan Estate on the Berkshires trip. Will anyone make it out alive? To hear this we...

RHOBH: Live and Let Diabetes - Live From Boston

11 Apr 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Dorit thinks PK's diabetes 2 can turn into rickets on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and the Goodbye Kyle fallout continues. Can PK survive long...

PumpRules: Puppy No Love

09 Apr 2019

Contributed by Lukas

The trip to Mexico winds down on "Vanderpump Rules," and the cast returns to LA where an awkward invitation to James and Raquel's "puppy shower" await...

Winter is Crappening: Cast Preview Rewinders and Reminders

08 Apr 2019

Contributed by Lukas

It’s the first episode of Winter is Crappening, and there are a ton of characters to remember before we get going with the final season of Game of T...

RHOA: Koi Vey

08 Apr 2019

Contributed by Lukas

"The Real Housewives of Atlanta" aired the first part of its season 11 reunion, and we can all agree on one thing: NENE IS AWFUL. We cover all her r...

SummerHouse: Kyle Be Damned; Plus, RHOBH On Trial — Live from Phoenix

07 Apr 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Our recap of the latest "Summer House" episode is finally here! Will Jordan stop putting his foot in his mouth? Will Amanda and Kyle break up? Will...

RHONY: Your Fish Is My Command - Live from Portland!

06 Apr 2019

Contributed by Lukas

The annual "Real Housewives of New York" pilgrimage to The Berkshires is off to a great start, what with an instantly iconic squabble about Dorinda's ...

RHOBH: GOODBYE, KYLE!

03 Apr 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Time to take shelter on this week's Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Who's selling stories? Will Ken murder Kyle? And did Lisa Vanderpump manipulate ...

PumpRules: Fun Times In Puerto Cry-arta

02 Apr 2019

Contributed by Lukas

"Vanderpump Rules" gives us more bickering, crying, and tiny ear canals as the cast (minus James) continues to live it up in Mexico. At the end of th...

RHOA & Project Runway: Teeny Weenie, Meanie Nene, Kenya Moore & Peach Bellini

01 Apr 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Kenya Moore returns to infuriate Nene at Cynthia's finale bellini party. Also, Porsha finds out she's pregnant with a hot dog and the Project Runway g...

Summer House: Twentysomething Year Old Virgin Episode

29 Mar 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Jordan starts a pattern of compulsively lying on this week's Summer House and Carl tries to fit into new white jeans. To hear this week's bonus episod...

RHONY: A Woah-pranos Sit Down

28 Mar 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Bethenny has a gangster sit down in Little Italy to make peace between Lu and Dorinda, and Sonja makes out with a chick before reminding Tinsley she's...

RHOBH: 9 Day Fiancé

27 Mar 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Denise Richards wins us over by delivering the shortest wedding storyline in the history of Bravo. We cannot thank her enough. And just when everythin...

PumpRules: Katie Goes HAM(mock)

26 Mar 2019

Contributed by Lukas

TomTom finally opens on "Vanderpump Rules," which means it's time for the cast to head off to Mexico. Unfortunately for Tom Schwartz, he neglected to...

ProjectRunway & RHOA: Bad Workers Blame Their Tulle

25 Mar 2019

Contributed by Lukas

"Project Runway" has its first villain in Hester, who ate up her team's budget with tulle, then sliced up the non-tulle, and then went back to the ori...

SummerHouse: Bro-BQ & A Session

22 Mar 2019

Contributed by Lukas

"Summer House" continues its strong third season with an uptick of douchery: first Everett makes a cameo return appearance, then Jordan gets messy wit...

RHONY: For The Seafood Lover In You!

21 Mar 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Barbara's clambake leads to all sorts of tension, especially when Ramona stashes two or six lobsters into her to-go bag. Then it's back to NYC as Luan...

RHOBH: Textes Blizzard

20 Mar 2019

Contributed by Lukas

iMessage takes center stage again in this week's Real Housewives of Beverly Hills as Teddi changes her story and produces non cropped screenshots of h...

PumpRules: One Bad Apple Spoils The Brunch

19 Mar 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Brunch with Billie goes woefully awry on "Vanderpump Rules" when Lala gets to finger pointing and screaming. Meanwhile, Brit has an ulcer, Scheana mak...

Top Chef & RHOA: Winner Winner Reception Dinner

18 Mar 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Top Chef announces its new champ and Eva finally gets married in a dress she's not sobbing about. Will NeNe find a way to make it all about her? To he...

RHONY: Madea's Clam Bake

17 Mar 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Live in Cinci for this very special episode of Real Housewives of New York. Will Luann get kicked off her high horse when she tries to keep her enemie...

Summer House: Red, White and Blue Balls Live in Cincinnati

16 Mar 2019

Contributed by Lukas

We're live from Cincinnati for this week's Summer House Fourth of July party. Will anyone get laid? To hear this week's bonus episode about our trip t...

Project Runway: Sew You, Say Me

15 Mar 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Project Runway is back on Bravo, and there are tears. Lots and lots of tears. To hear this week's bonus episode about our trip to SXSW and to find Cra...

RHOBH: Don't Mess With Textses

13 Mar 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Doggygate reaches new heights on "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" as Lisa confronts Dorit and Kyle with "textses" from Teddi and John Blizzard. It's...

PumpRules: DJ Banner - Live from SXSW, Featuring Jax Taylor

13 Mar 2019

Contributed by Lukas

We brought our show to South By Southwest to recap "Vanderpump Rules," and just when we thought it was safe to make fun of Jax... he done showed up an...

RHOA: Dungeons & Draggin' - Also, Top Chef and Married To Med LA

11 Mar 2019

Contributed by Lukas

We're here at SXSW in a crappy hotel room, which means it's time to churn out a podcast full of technical issues! First the recording stopped midway t...

RHONY: It's A Cruel Summer - Live from DC

09 Mar 2019

Contributed by Lukas

The Real Housewives of New York is back!! And to celebrate, we recapped the season 11 premiere in DC at our biggest live show to date! We don't know...

Summer House: Back To Basics

08 Mar 2019

Contributed by Lukas

The "Summer House" gang is back! We've said goodbye to some familiar faces but also hello to some new ones. Beore you write us a 17 page email about i...

RHONJ: The Gift That Keeps On Giving!

07 Mar 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Danielle Staub makes her triumphant return to the reunion stage as we wrap up the hilarious and wonderful season of Real Housewives of New Jersey. The...

RHOBH: Bahama Fleas

06 Mar 2019

Contributed by Lukas

It's still a Juicy eats Lucy world on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. The Bahamas trip ends with some heavy edits to protect Dorit from her current ...

PumpRules: Insane In The Reptilian Brain

05 Mar 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Beau's mom attempts to give relationship to the cast of "Vanderpump Rules," and as you can imagine, it doesn't work very well. But at least she does i...

RHOA & Top Chef: Bye Rice Cake Wig

04 Mar 2019

Contributed by Lukas

We doubled up on recaps to get both Top Chef and RHOA covered! Enjoy, guys! To hear this week's bonus episode about Married to Medicine and Abducted i...