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Episodes
RHOD: The Mother of All Premieres
16 Aug 2018
Contributed by Lukas
"Real Housewives of Dallas" is back, and the storms are already brewin'. LeeAnne is trying to tame her amygdala, Brandi is trying to tame her kids, an...
RHONY: Hashtag Jovani&Frenemies
16 Aug 2018
Contributed by Lukas
It's the season finale of Real Housewives of New York. Luann gets her cabaret night debut and Dorinda gets to scream "JOVANI" a lot while not drunk at...
BelowDeckMed: Bittersweet Zim-phony
15 Aug 2018
Contributed by Lukas
So much happened on "Below Deck: Mediterranean" this week. Joao talked about Zimbabwe, Joao called Hannah materialistic, Joao talked about Zimbabwe, A...
RHOC: Texas Scold'em
14 Aug 2018
Contributed by Lukas
The Real Housewives of Orange County have a poker party, but can Vicki make it all the way through without being cried at? Probably not. This week's b...
RHOP: Reunited and It Feels So Messy
13 Aug 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Ben and Ronnie reunite just in time for another reunion: The Real Housewives of Potomac! It's part one of their big couch moment, and the messiness is...
Shahs: Unhappy Shah-lentines Day! w Guests Julie Goldman and Brandy Howard
10 Aug 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Julie Goldman and Brandy Howard (Dumb Gay Politics, The People's Couch) join Ronnie on Ben's last day off to giggle about Shahs of Sunset and getting ...
RHONY: House Shun-ters
09 Aug 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Ben is still out of town, so Ronnie takes another solo swing at the Real Housewives of New York. I mean, Ronnie's AGELESS AMMIRITE? Enjoy! This week's...
BelowDeckMed: Dick Schtick w Guest Kate Chastain
08 Aug 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Nothing better than spending an episode with the incomparable chief stew Kate Chastain (Below Deck, After Deck Podcast) while Ben is away on a cruise ...
RHOC: Casa Black w/ Lea Black
07 Aug 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Ronnie went up to the Hollywood Hills to visit Lea Black (Real Housewives of Miami, Lunch W Lea Podcast) for a chat about RHOC This isn't a standard C...
RHOP: Pizza, She Wrote w/ Special Guest Rae Sanni
06 Aug 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Rae Sanni (The Good Place, Rel and the Mysandry Podcast) joins Ronnie to talk trash about the Real Housewives of Potomac season final while Ben is awa...
Bonus: Two Judgey Girls. Well, One
05 Aug 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Mary of Two Judgey Girls fame joins Ronnie to talk over the epic boat trip from hell on Real Housewives of New York and gossip about lots of garbage p...
Shahs of Sunset: Persians in the Attic w/ Guest Lara Shoenhals
03 Aug 2018
Contributed by Lukas
The Shahs of Sunset returns with a group trip to the ever so glamorous Big Bear. Will the new guy bone GG? Who's life will Reza try and ruin this year...
RHONY: Woah-tanic
02 Aug 2018
Contributed by Lukas
The ladies of Real Housewives of New York end their trip to Colombia with a boat ride from hell and Ronnie is left alone to cover it while Ben is on a...
BelowDeckMed: Sandy Has Coke Zero Tolerance
01 Aug 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Major drama on "Below Deck Mediterranean." Captain Sandy is on the verge of firing Hannah Banana after the chief stew takes waaaay too long to drink a...
RHOC: Mexico-Conspirators
31 Jul 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Vicki, Shannon, and Tamra are BACK, and to celebrate the return of their friendship, they've headed down to Mexico to do shots, show their tits, and b...
RHOP: It's Not Delivery, It's Di-Robyn-o
31 Jul 2018
Contributed by Lukas
The ladies of "Real Housewives of Potomac" are back from France, which means it's time to get back to what they do best: harping on Karen's living sit...
RHONY: A Tale of Two Biddies
28 Jul 2018
Contributed by Lukas
The Real Housewives of New York are still in Colombia, and we’re in Montreal for the Just for Laughs Comedy Festival! Best night ever. Thanks to eve...
SouthernCharm: Hi Ashley
27 Jul 2018
Contributed by Lukas
The epic season 5 of "Southern Charm" draws to a close with the explosive arrival of Ashley at the reunion. Does she finally express regret? Will she ...
Below Deck Med: Superstorm Sandy
25 Jul 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Captain Sandy loses her banana this week on Below Deck Med, and Hannah is in deep doggy do. This week's bonus is our trip to Philly and our night out ...
RHOC: Much a Deuteronomy About Nothing
24 Jul 2018
Contributed by Lukas
After two years of stirring gay rumors about him, Vicki must now apologize to Eddie on "Real Housewives of Orange County." And if that weren't bad eno...
RHOP: French Toasted
23 Jul 2018
Contributed by Lukas
The Real Housewives finish up their trip to Cannes by getting drunk at a vineyard. Will Candiace be able to jumpstart one decent fight in her maiden s...
SouthernCharm: You Reap What You Sew (in 3D!) - Live from Philadelphia
21 Jul 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Night number two in Philadelphia brings us night number one of the "Southern Charm" season 5 reunion. Hurricane Ashley rumbles on the horizon, but for...
RHONY: CartagenaAAAS KWEEN! - Live from Philadelphia
20 Jul 2018
Contributed by Lukas
RHONY went to Colombia, and it was so epic we had to travel to Philadelphia just to recap the whole thing. Recording from World Café Live, we take on...
BelowDeckMed: Patient Zero Patience
18 Jul 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Below Deck Med gets the Onion Man back on board, but will Jamie live long enough to hear the pain? It's also the beginning of Captain Sandy losing her...
RHOC: Roped Into A New Season
17 Jul 2018
Contributed by Lukas
The Real Housewives of Orange County are back, and they're all friends! At least, that's what they're telling us. And we're happy to go along with it....
RHOP: Crepes of Wrath
16 Jul 2018
Contributed by Lukas
The Real Housewives of Potomac are still in France to embarrass the rest of America. Will crepes lead to peace? Not a chance. To hear it, become a Pat...
Southern Charm: Winter Ball and Chain - Live From Kansas City
15 Jul 2018
Contributed by Lukas
We’re in Kansas City for the Southern Charm Finale and couldn’t be more grateful. There’s a Winter Ball, a classic Cameran callout, and an Ashle...
RHONY: Unsafe At Any Speed Dating - Live from St. Louis
14 Jul 2018
Contributed by Lukas
The ladies of RHONY go speed dating, and it goes about as miserably as you can expect. But at least we get to see sexpot Ramona in action. Come join u...
Song: I'm a Girl by Trixie Monocle and Three Arm Octopus
11 Jul 2018
Contributed by Lukas
We found an old Trixie Monocle song to celebrate our NEW Limited Shirts: Trixie Monocle and Three Arm Octopus World Tour on sale through July at crapp...
BelowDeckMed: So Take A Look At Me João
11 Jul 2018
Contributed by Lukas
For some strange, unlawful reason, Brooke and Kasey are still smitten by human soda can João, and now it looks like their regrettable love triangle i...
Lea Black's Day Off
11 Jul 2018
Contributed by Lukas
We had another Bravo-less night last nigh, so for today's show we made a field trip to the gorgeous home of the fabulous Lea Black from Real Housewive...
RHOP: Catch Me If You Cannes
09 Jul 2018
Contributed by Lukas
The "Real Housewives of Potomac" head to Cannes, France, and it isn't long before vicious accusations are hurled and CVS sneakers shamed. It's everyth...
Shahs: Shahs of Sunset Season 7 Trailer Breakdown
06 Jul 2018
Contributed by Lukas
The "Shahs of Sunset" are coming back, and the trailer is full of everything we've come to expect: Reza screaming, GG being a disaster, and MJ in craz...
RHOD: Season 3 Trailer Breakdown
05 Jul 2018
Contributed by Lukas
The Real Housewives of Dallas Season Three trailer has been released and we are celebrating with a shot by shot breakdown of the insanity. This week's...
RHONY: Midseason Trailer Breakdown
03 Jul 2018
Contributed by Lukas
The Real Housewives of New York gave us the gift of a midseason trailer to break down over the holidays. There are troll doll heads, a Dorinda smackdo...
RHOP: A Mime Is A Terrible Thing To Waste
02 Jul 2018
Contributed by Lukas
It's time for the group trip on "Real Housewives of Potomac," but not even a very charming mime can convince Robyn and Gizelle to go to France. Will t...
SouthernCharm: How Polo Can You Go?
29 Jun 2018
Contributed by Lukas
On this week's "Southern Charm," Thomas wants one last hurrah on the polo fields before he hangs up his duds, which means that maybe now he'll have mo...
RHONY: Coming Crest-fully Clean
28 Jun 2018
Contributed by Lukas
The Real Housewives of New York are still at The Mayflower fighting about family crests and selfies. Will Ramona survive the shock of being served ban...
Below Deck: Michelin Scarred
27 Jun 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Adam eats at a Michelin Starred restaurant for the first time in his life and tries to grow a James Beard on this week's Below Deck Mediterranean. Als...
SouthernCharm Live in SF: Jagged Little Pillow
25 Jun 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Craig's pillow design is due - will this be his moment to shine? Or his moment to be, well, Craig. We discuss this as well as many more things at our ...
RHONY Live in Phoenix: Crest Wars and Slob Kebabs
22 Jun 2018
Contributed by Lukas
We're in Phoenix to record this week's instant classic episode of Real Housewives of New York. Luann is out of rehab, but will Ramona the Slob Kebab b...
Below Deck Med: Ironing Out the Truth
20 Jun 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Below Deck Med is blessed with the nicest guests ever, but that won't stop Adam from wanting to throw Hannah overboard. Also, Kasey is got in a lie. W...
YourHusband: Turns Out This Show Is Hilarious
19 Jun 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Bravo gave "Your Husband Is Cheating On Us" a second chance; so we thought we should check it out. And we're glad we did because it's hilarious! This ...
RHOP: Raucous Caucus
19 Jun 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Somebody call security because the ladies of Real Housewives of Potomoac are getting messy. First, Karen ejects Gizelle and Robyn from her gala. Then ...
SouthernCharm: Beer and Loathing in Charleston
15 Jun 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Love is sort of in the air on "Southern Charm." And if not love, then beer. The gang convenes to try Austen's unnamed brew, setting the stage for a co...
RHONY: Tins 'n' Dale - Wedding Rangers
15 Jun 2018
Contributed by Lukas
"Real Housewives of New York" remembers Bobby Zarin, one of our favorite Bravo husbands of all time. But then we dive into full lunacy with Tinsley an...
Below Deck Med: Putting the B in Honey
13 Jun 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Below Deck Med finally gets rid of the b Honey and the kosher crew, but no one can forget the sting. This week's bonus is a shot by shot breakdown of ...
MDLNY: Chunky Scarves and Marble Madness
12 Jun 2018
Contributed by Lukas
The season premiere of "Million Dollar Listing: New York" gave us everything we've come to expect: intense Snapchat filters, overly rehearsed comic bi...
RHOP: Cha-Charity Case
11 Jun 2018
Contributed by Lukas
The Real Housewives of Potomac is puts Charity up against Charity. But will anyone be more charitable than Charisse's escort? This week's bonus is a s...
Southern Charm: Trouble in Hairadise
08 Jun 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Ashley continues to grow her villainy on this week's Southern Charm while Shep limps around, Cam has her kid and Craig visits his life coach. Enjoy! T...
RHONY: Escape from Lu-catraz
07 Jun 2018
Contributed by Lukas
The Real Housewives of New York celebrates Bethenny's new jeans line and Luann's great prison escape. Time to crack some nuts. Enjoy! This week's bonu...
Below Deck Med: Not Kosher
06 Jun 2018
Contributed by Lukas
The Great Gatsby takes over Below Deck Mediterranean. Will literary greatness be able to overshadow the douche magnetism of the guests and Jao? Probab...
SC Nola: When The Pregnancy Tests Go Marching In
05 Jun 2018
Contributed by Lukas
The "Southern Charm: New Orleans" season draws to a close, but not before Jon Moody flashes his abs one last time. And thank God. We're here to recap ...
RHOP: He's a Real Nowhere Sherman
05 Jun 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Sherman dumps Gizelle, Robyn and Monique have rival charity obligations, and Ashley extends her prenup. Just another day in the mid-Atlantic dramas of...
SouthernCharm: Simply THE WORST EVER
01 Jun 2018
Contributed by Lukas
We are dumbfounded by the depths of Ashley's awfulness on "Southern Charm." In a situation like this, there's only one thing to do: DRAG HER ASS. Come...
RHONY: How The Frankel Stole Christmas
31 May 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Christmas on "Real Housewives of New York" brings out the crazy. From nutcracker appropriation to Luann's arrest, this episode has everything. And let...
BelowDeckMed: Toast Traumatic Stress Disorder
30 May 2018
Contributed by Lukas
You can do a lot of things on a yacht, but never NEVER make Captain Sandy wait for her dry toast. Or else you'll be the one who's toast! See what we d...
RHOP: Extra Medium
29 May 2018
Contributed by Lukas
The Real Housewives of Potomac take the umbrellas off each others necks long enough to talk to an extra medium and help out Houston with water and wig...
Straight Talk With Ross Crossover Bonanza
28 May 2018
Contributed by Lukas
We spent a day doing a crossover with Ross Matthew and pals over at the fabulous Straight Talk With Ross podcast. Find that hilarious show at straight...
Southern Charm: Hilton Headlock
25 May 2018
Contributed by Lukas
The Southern Charm gang heads to the Head, and Ashley almost loses hers when she goes up against Kathryn. This week's bonus is a chill stroll through ...
RHONY: Murder of a Lip Flapper
24 May 2018
Contributed by Lukas
The Real Housewives of New York return to the Berkshires for a murder mystery dinner party and a chill with the snowmies. Who will live? Who will die?...
BelowDeckMed: BUT YOU SAID YOU DON’T LIKE SEAFOOD
23 May 2018
Contributed by Lukas
You know you're a bad yacht guest when you upstage the jerk sexually harassing all the stews. Come join us as we incredulously relive this guest's jou...
PumpRules: Pasta La Vista, Season 6
22 May 2018
Contributed by Lukas
The epic, iconic, Emmy award deserving season 6 of Vanderpump Rules has officially ended, and we are here to recap the third and final installment of ...
RHOP: Scents and Sensibility
21 May 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Karen's fragrance journey looks like it's veering off the road, and Monique's not even the one behind the wheel. We're recapping this and all sorts of...
SouthernCharm: No Royal Weddings On The Horizon
18 May 2018
Contributed by Lukas
This week's "Southern Charm" is all about romantic prospects for men, which means we're in for maximum eye rolls. But here's the good news: we also ge...
RHONY: Betheyanny or Carolaurel?
17 May 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Who are you hearing? Bethenny or Carole? Their feud grows deeper, this time with Carole using "Get off my jock!" against Bethenny. Will these two ever...
Below Deck Med: I Got Your Nuts, Bi**h!
16 May 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Below Deck Mediterranean is back, and this time we're in Italy! Watching a season of Captain Sandy say "Banana" in spanish is going to be the gift tha...
PumpRules: Nevertheless, Jax Persisted
15 May 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Part 2 of the Season 6 Vanderpump Rules reunion taught us that Jax is an ardent feminist, Lala does NOT have a sugar daddy, and James has a roommate w...
RHOP: Nemacolin Cleanse
15 May 2018
Contributed by Lukas
The Real Housewives are still in Nemacolin to drunk/age shame each other for sport. YAY! This week's bonus is about teaching our moms technology, wifi...
Southern Charm: The Job Ermterview Plus NOLA
11 May 2018
Contributed by Lukas
This week on Southern Charm, Katheryn goes to a job interview and Naomi's family opens a restaurant that gives Thomas an accuse to offend the French l...
RHONY Intervención: Puerto Rico
11 May 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Bethenny takes Dorinda to Puerto Rico on this week's Real Housewives of New York. Will the poor girl drink all the aid supplies? For our premium bonus...
The Mourning After (Chicago Show, Part 2)
10 May 2018
Contributed by Lukas
The first episode of the Vanderpump Rules reunion was so epic, we needed a whole second recap to cover everything. For this show, we're talking Jax's ...
PumpRules: Reunited and it Feels So Hood (Chicago Show, Part 1)
10 May 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Crappens Live hits Lincoln Hall in Chicago for a special two part breakdown of Vanderpump Rules Reunion Part One. This is part one. Hope you have as m...
RHOBH: The End Period
09 May 2018
Contributed by Lukas
It's Part Three of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Reunion. We get to talk about periods, Nanny K, and the Holocaust. It's more fun that it sound...
RHOP: Shade Whatcha Mama Gave Ya
08 May 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Candiace isn't playing sweet anymore on "Real Housewives of Potomac," and we're all about it. Come listen to our latest recap, and stick around for Cr...
SouthernCharm: Hatin' On Peyton
04 May 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Naomie is on a rampage these days, and no one on "Southern Charm" is safe, especially not the newbie Peyton. It's another takedown... but was it warra...
RHONY: Missy Misdemeanor
03 May 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Missy makes her triumphant return to Real Housewives of New York. How will LuAnn deal? We've got it covered on our latest RHONY recap. Come listen as ...
RHOBH: Gag Bag
02 May 2018
Contributed by Lukas
It's Part Two of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Reunion. Camille is honored, Dorit is dragged, and Teddi is punctual. Oh, also, Erika is piiiiii...
Bonus Crossover w/ Vanderpump Rules Party Podcast!
01 May 2018
Contributed by Lukas
We had the great pleasure of meeting Holly and Sarah from the Vanderpump Rules Party Podcast a couple of weeks ago and had to get a crossover gab sesh...
PumpRules: Wish I Knew How To Quit You
01 May 2018
Contributed by Lukas
The season finale of "Vanderpump Rules" did not disappoint. Jax was a jerk, Scheana was oblivious, and Patrick... well... he's just awful. We soak up ...
RHOP: Ball Busters
30 Apr 2018
Contributed by Lukas
The Real Housewives of Potomac play bubble soccer and then haze the crap out of the new girl. Plus, Ben shares a story about running into Lisa Rinna a...
Southern Charm: Boy's Night/Pillow Fight Plus SC NOLA
27 Apr 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Southern Charm and Southern Charm New Orleans decide to have a boy's night/girl's night episode on the same night. Only one of them features a fight o...
RHONY: Marathon Party Fowl
26 Apr 2018
Contributed by Lukas
The Real Housewives of New York top off their Hampton's trip with really loud feathers and a huge party foul. This week's bonus is a chat about cookin...
RHOBH: Bizarre Friend Triangle
25 Apr 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Time for part 1 of the "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" reunion. Who will earn the title of LVP's BFF? Who will piss off Erika the most? And who wil...
PumpRules: Free as a Broken Bird!
24 Apr 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Brit and Jax are finally done (until she inevitably goes back to him), and to celebrate, our favorite Kentuckian is going to put herself FIRST (until ...
RHOA: Wig Out
23 Apr 2018
Contributed by Lukas
The tenth season of "Real Housewives of Atlanta" ends with a hilariously relentless dragging of Kim Zolciak Biermann. And it is all so good. But we co...
SouthernCharm: Cold Showers; Plus, NOLA
20 Apr 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Cameran's baby shower turns icy when Naomi attempts to thaw Patricia's heart. Easier said than done. And that's just the tip of the "Southern Charm" i...
RHONY: Sag Harboring Resentment
19 Apr 2018
Contributed by Lukas
The Real Housewives of New York celebrate Bethenny's birthday with a trip to the Hamptons and we get to watch Sonja ride a bus. This week's bonus is a...
RHOBH: Beverly Beach Sesh
18 Apr 2018
Contributed by Lukas
The long, uneventful season of RHOBH comes to a whimpering close as Dorit finally hosts a fashion show for Beverly Beach. Not to be outdone, Kyle then...
PumpRules: Crutching Our Pearls
17 Apr 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Are you guys ready for the Pucker & Pout party by JULIE HEWITTTTT?? We are! We're so excited we stubbed our toe on a pint of frozen ice cream. Com...
RHOA: Lip Stink Battle
16 Apr 2018
Contributed by Lukas
The Real Housewives of Atlanta celebrated their second reunion this week and it was a full on Lip Sink. This week's bonus is a chat about RHOP! For al...
RHOC: Revisiting Naked Wasted - Live from Orange County
16 Apr 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Watch What Crappens heads to the birthplace of the housewives: Orange County, CA! Join us for a rowdy live show where we revisit the classic RHOC epis...
SouthernCharm: Tell Him Good Ol' Boy, Bye
13 Apr 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Time's Up for JD as the women of "Southern Charm" finally take him to task for his philandering ways (BWWAAAAAH!!!). It's an explosive, hilarious, and...
RHONY: Uncool Runnings
12 Apr 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Turn down your Countess Pandora station: we've got a brand new recap of the latest "Real Housewives of New York" episode. Carole runs her marathon, Be...
RHOBH: Rubber Panda Don't Give a F**k
11 Apr 2018
Contributed by Lukas
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills spend their final day in Berlin hanging out with a panda bear and waiting on Erika to lube herself into a rubber ...
PumpRules: What Would Mandela Do?
10 Apr 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Will Jax follow in the path of Nelson Mandela? Or will his Reiki progress succumb to the world around him? Such are the questions that plague this wee...
RHOA: No Bones About It
09 Apr 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Real Housewives of Atlanta has its first reunion this week and Sheree drops the bones while Kenya flashes her wedding ring. This week's bonus is a cha...
Southern Charm: Barbie Queued
06 Apr 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Southern Charm is back, and Thomas has a new Barbie to parade around. Don't worry, though. His white pants are exactly the same. This week's bonus is ...
RHONY: Supreme GaGaween
06 Apr 2018
Contributed by Lukas
The Real Housewives of New York return, and it's with a slurry, tone deaf Halloween party. We couldn't have asked for a better treat, tricks. Enjoy! F...
RHOBH: Oktoberfestering
05 Apr 2018
Contributed by Lukas
We're live in DC for a second night in a row, and this time we're talking RHOBH. The German adventure on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills continues. K...