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BelowDeckMed: June June Hannah
30 Jul 2019
Contributed by Lukas
This week's super-sized "Below Deck Mediterranean" sees a healthy amount of drama — from Johnny Damon and his awful friends to a stubborn anchor th...
SoCharmNOLA: Creole Me a River
30 Jul 2019
Contributed by Lukas
This week on "Southern Charm: New Orleans," Reagan learns she wasn't invited to Jeff's Friendsgiving massacre and embarks on an apology tour to win ba...
RHOP: No Ifs, Hands, or Butts
29 Jul 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Scandal continues to brew on "The Real Housewives of Potomac." Despite charges having been dropped against Michael, the women are still convinced tha...
SouthernCharm: Monkey CBD, Monkey Do - Live from Baltimore
28 Jul 2019
Contributed by Lukas
This week on "Southern Charm," Austen's much-hyped CBD dinner in Colorado arrives, and while he and Shep get stoned out of their minds, Kathryn goes d...
RHONY: The Taming of the Lu - Live from Pittsburgh
27 Jul 2019
Contributed by Lukas
"The Real Housewives of New York" shows the rest of Bravo how to end a season as they come together one last time for the reunion, part 3. There are ...
RHOBH: The Straw That Broke The Camille's Back - Live from Cleveland!
26 Jul 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Part two of the "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" reunion brings more rocks and more glass houses. Luckily we have Season One Camille to throw a span...
Below Deck Med: Butterfly Mrs.
23 Jul 2019
Contributed by Lukas
The Queen of Versailles ends her Below Deck Med tour. Will someone buy her Mars? And did you know that she saw a butterfly? To hear this week's premiu...
Southern Charm NOLA and RHOP: Nightmare on Jeffsgiving
22 Jul 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Jeff tries to throw a peaceful Friendsgiving on Southern Charm NOLA, but it's a turkey. Then, the Real Housewives of Potomac celebrate Monique's 3D ba...
RHONY: Life is a ReLUnion
19 Jul 2019
Contributed by Lukas
The Real Housewives of New York center the second part of their reunion on Ramona's insanity and Lu's boneheaded moves. To hear this week's premium bo...
Southern Charm: Cocky Mountain Lie
19 Jul 2019
Contributed by Lukas
The Southern Charm gang heads to Colorado for a classic Craig breakdown and a Whitney denial. Enjoy! To hear this week's premium bonus breakdown of th...
RHOBH Reunion 1: Bad Grammer
17 Jul 2019
Contributed by Lukas
**This is available as a video recap in our Patreon's Crappens on Demand section! Time for part one of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills season 9 r...
BelowDeckMed: Drama, Queen (of Versailles)
16 Jul 2019
Contributed by Lukas
The Queen of Versailles herself, Jackie Siegel, charters our plucky "Below Deck: Mediterranean" yachties for holiday of blow-up dolls, elevator reques...
RHOP: Grope Burn
16 Jul 2019
Contributed by Lukas
There's a Housewives Hoedown on "The Real Housewives of Potomac" as the group reels from sexual assault allegations leveled at Michael. Pretty much ev...
RHONY: Not Feelin' Jovani
12 Jul 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Part 1 of the "Real Housewives of New York" reunion is fiery as usual, with Dorinda and Luann hashing out a year's worth of fighting on Andy Cohen's s...
SouthernCharm: When The Skeet Hits The Fan
11 Jul 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Just when you thought it was safe to go skeet shooting at a plantation with a problematic past, Ashley makes her triumphant return to "Southern Charm"...
RHOBH: A Few Fries Short of a Happy Camille
10 Jul 2019
Contributed by Lukas
"The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" wraps up its emotionally charged ninth season with a deus ex machina performance from Camille Grammer, who stor...
BelowDeckMed: Yawn of the Dance
09 Jul 2019
Contributed by Lukas
It's epi one thousand! We celebrate with a revist to our old Clear the Flem segment. Then, a terrible music video is made on Below Deck Med and Captai...
Southern Charm NOLA: Fashion Crashin'
09 Jul 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Barry pulls off his fashion show on this week's Southern Charm New Orleans, and Jeff celebrates by getting drunk and running away. Again. To hear this...
RHOP: A Swing(er) and a Miss
08 Jul 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Ashley and Candiace have it out about Michael wanting to suck a d on this week's Real Housewives of Potomac, but it doesn't stop Ashley from descendin...
BelowDeckMed: Da Svidania
02 Jul 2019
Contributed by Lukas
This week on "Below Deck Mediterranean," Mila learns she can't have her pancake and eat it too. Plus, we weigh in on this past weekend's "Vanderpump ...
SouthernCharmNOLA: Walking on Preggo-Shells
01 Jul 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Reagan has more bombshells for the group on "Southern Charm: New Orleans," and as punishment, Rachel makes her hold eggs for 3 hours. Plus, Kelsey's ...
RHOP: Bringing a Butter Knife to a Gun Fight
01 Jul 2019
Contributed by Lukas
"Real Housewives of Potomac" returns to the airwaves with a supremely messy episode that has us smiling from ear to ear. Not only does Candiace get sm...
RHONY: 'Tis The Season (Finale)
28 Jun 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Alas, the crown jewel of Bravo's slate, "Real Housewives of New York," has just wrapped its latest season, which means after a few reunion episodes, t...
SouthernCharm: Nashville Predators
27 Jun 2019
Contributed by Lukas
The "Southern Charm" guys head to Nashville to terrorize the local female population while the women back in Charleston gather for a celebration of ar...
RHOBH: Karma Camille-eon
26 Jun 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Season 1 Camille Grammer is officially back, and she has no better target than Dorit. It's about time we saw some sparks fly on this show again! Wel...
BelowDeckMed: The Aunt Jemima Defense
25 Jun 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Mila pulls out the Aunt Jemima's big guns to save her butt on tonight's Below Deck Mediterranean, but will it help? Probably not. To hear this week's ...
RHONY: Jazzercries
21 Jun 2019
Contributed by Lukas
This episode has a video version available Dorinda takes the Real Housewives of New York to her eighties aerobics class to argue about who deserves mo...
Southern Charm: Weenies Roasting
20 Jun 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Shep and Whitney try to roast Craig on their boys camping trip, but only one will walk away with covered in weenie juice. To hear this week's bonus ep...
RHOBH: Les Misérables
19 Jun 2019
Contributed by Lukas
"The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" continue their jaunt through Provence, and after having their BEST DAY EVAAAAAH, Kyle and Teddi promptly ruin i...
Below Deck Med: Back to Russia, With (Gay) Love
18 Jun 2019
Contributed by Lukas
This episode is available as a video recap on Patreon Below Deck Med's Chef Mila has a homophobia problem. Will it get her fired before her canned cra...
SoCharm NOLA & RHOP: Is Reagan Backing The Wrong Horse? Plus, Salt in Potomac
17 Jun 2019
Contributed by Lukas
It's episode three of "Southern Charm: New Orleans," and Reagan is already engaged to Reece. The only thing more suspect is Tamica declaring herself ...
SouthernCharm: Pillow Fight!
14 Jun 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Craig enlists everyone but himself to sew pillows for his burgeoning business, but his plans go haywire when a) no one sews a stitch, and b) fights br...
RHONY: Going Caba-RAZY
13 Jun 2019
Contributed by Lukas
The world was gifted with one of the greatest episodes of "Real Housewives of New York" ever — perhaps the best one since "December: Berkshires Coun...
RHOBH: Bridge to Nowhere
12 Jun 2019
Contributed by Lukas
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills hit France to start a petty fight that makes zero sense. Enjoy! To hear this week's bonus episode "Chillin With T...
BelowDeckMed: Oxygen Thief; Plus, Southern Charm NOLA
11 Jun 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On "Below Deck: Mediterranean" this week, "Chef" Mila serves up a cake wreck and tops it with some lovely homophobia frosting. The countdown clock to...
RHOP: Gloria Swampsons
10 Jun 2019
Contributed by Lukas
The Real Housewives of Potomac are still in NOLA to celebrate Gizelle's dad's birthday. Karen and Candiace don turbans to duke it out with their enemi...
RHONY: Ya Flooze Ya Lose
09 Jun 2019
Contributed by Lukas
We're live in Minneapolis to laugh about the Real Housewives of New York trip to Miami. Can Ramona bag a new guy while dangling her ex husband as bait...
Southern Charm: My Treehouse is Your Treehouse Live in Milwaukee
08 Jun 2019
Contributed by Lukas
We're live in Milwaukee to break down the girls trip episode of Southern Charm. Kathryn gets flogged for tardiness, Cameran gets annoyed by her baby, ...
RHOBH: Going Through A Re-Brandi
05 Jun 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Now that LVP is gone, "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" is running on fumes. What better time to bring back Brandi Glanville! And shockingly enough...
BelowDeckMed: Ghoulia Child
04 Jun 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Below Deck is back for another insane season. Just when the crew decides to stop fighting and have a fun season, a new chef enters with Old El Paso ch...
Summer House: 8 Ding Dongs and a Funeral
04 Jun 2019
Contributed by Lukas
*This episode has a video recap avail! It's the season finale of Summer House. Will Kyle propose? Will Carl and Paige do the dirty? Will Jordan's peni...
RHOP: The Fertile Crescent City
03 Jun 2019
Contributed by Lukas
The "Real Housewives of Potomac" continue their trip to New Orleans with a harrowing visit to a plantation that leaves everyone thoughtful and introsp...
SouthernCharm: It Goes Down In The DMs
31 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Turns out that it takes more than a pork chop to make amends for cheating. That's what Austen discovers on this week's "Southern Charm" when his girlf...
RHONY: The South Beach Riot
30 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
It's time for the annual "Real Housewives of New York" group trip (although, to be fair, they've gone on about 5 this season so far), and in true form...
RHOBH: Haunted (You Stole My Goddamn) House
29 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Kyle throws a thirtieth birthday party for her kid on Halloween. Will Kim haunt the place until she gets back her goddamn house? To hear this week's b...
Summer House: The Dick Issue
28 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
After talking about his dick all season on Summer House, Jordan would appreciate it if we could all stop making his dick an issue. To hear this week's...
Southern Charm: Reduce Reuse Recycle
24 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Chelsea has a housewarming on Southern Charm and Kathryn admits to re-boning Whitney. Meanwhile, Shep mansplains the right and wrong ways to cheat whi...
RHONY: Terrapin Time!
23 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
The trip to LuAnn's round house closes with a trip down memory lane for Ramona and a bunch of yelling and finger pointing from Dorinda. To hear this w...
RHOBH: Big Little Lie Detectors
22 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Special guest Katie Cazorla joins us to recap the lunacy of Lisa Vanderpump taking a polygraph on "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills." Plus, Camille G...
Summer House: Have Ranch Will Travel
21 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Some of the Vanderpump Rules gang heads to the Hamptons for a visit. Will Schwartz or Kyle remember any of it? To hear this week's bonus episode with ...
PumpRules: The Final CaCaw
21 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Vanderpump Rules ends its season with one final reunion full of screaming, crying, and Katie victimhood. Put a fork in it. To hear this week's bonus e...
RHOP: Is Michael About To Go Down?
20 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Scandal descends on Real Housewives of Potomac as Michael possibly offers his services to Juan. Did it happen? Or was Robyn hearing things? Also, it's...
Winter Is Crappening: Game Over
20 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
With a heavy heart, we say goodbye to "Game of Thrones." Will Daenerys be stopped? Will John Snow ascend to the Iron Throne? How will eight epic seaso...
SummerHouse: No Hard Feelings
17 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Jordan finally reveals his big secret on "Summer House," and Kyle and Amanda grapple with more fallout from his infidelity. Plus, Lindsay goes on a no...
SouthernCharm: Thomas Who? — Live from Irvine
17 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
"Southern Charm" returns for its sixth season, but can it be as explosive and entertaining without the double-headed monster of Thomas and Ashley? Th...
RHONY: Square Pegs in a Round House
16 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
"The Real Housewives of New York" heads up the Hudson River to visit Luann's new round house, which may be too small for the Countess's rapidly inflat...
RHOBH: It's Expensive to Be Tom
15 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Erika Jayne lip syncs to dead air this week on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills when the ladies come to check out her concert. Will she improvise with...
PumpRules: What About Katie???
14 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
The "Vanderpump Rules" reunion soldiers on with even more hypocrisy, hot air, wild accusations, and self-aggrandizing. In other words: everything we'...
RHOP: Bride Snores
13 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Candiace gets hitched on this week's Real Housewives of Potomac while Gizelle gets ghosted and Ashley gets wasted. Will Karen keep her wig on? To hear...
Winter is Crappening: Smoke Gets in Your Eyes
13 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
It’s romance and utter carnage on the penultimate episode of Game of Thrones, all because of a little insecurity created by a single Starbucks cup. ...
Summer House: Penis, She Wrote
10 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Did Kyle cheat on Amanda again on Summer House? No one knows, because he can't remember. Time for a mystery: a penis mystery. Did it come out? Who did...
RHONY: Bye Bye Bridie
09 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
This episode of Real Housewives of New York is all cringe all the time. It's Halloween song cringe for Lu, and Ramona Sonja and Dorinda bring us some ...
RHOBH: Troop Beverly Hills
08 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
With Lisa Vanderpump busy renovating her kitchen, the rest of the "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" ladies head off on a glamping trip where they enc...
PumpRules: Turning the (Multiplication) Tables
07 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Time for the first reunion episode of Vanderpump Rules! Spoiler alert: the bot wins. To hear this week's bonus episode and to find Crappens on Demand ...
RHOP: O Half-Brother, Where Art Thou?
06 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
"The Real Housewives of Potomac" are back, and they're pretty much where we left them: Robyn still has short hair, Ashley and Michael are still gross...
Winter Is Crappening: Throne Overboard
06 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
With the Battle of Winterfell behind them, the remaining combined forces of the North march to King's Landing, but victory is never easy on "Game of T...
SummerHouse: A Real Paige Turner
03 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
"Summer House" is full of dramz. First Paige wafts back to Carl after a dude flakes on her. Then Lindsay struggles to keep a dirty secret about Kyle...
RHONY: The Ringmaster Didn't Mean a Thing
02 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Tinsley has an epic breakdown at the Big Apple Circus on "The Real Housewives of New York," and it's everything we could have ever wanted. Does this s...
RHOBH: Pump N'Mores
01 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Dorit have a showdown over ridiculously handled sushi on this week's Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and the ladies get ready for a camping trip. To ...
PumpRules: One Day You're Penguin, And The Next You're Out
30 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
The season finale of "Vanderpump Rules" really comes down to one thing: PENGUINS. God bless Scheana for perking up an otherwise humdrum episode. Wi...
Project Runway: Nip Grip
29 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Project Runway tells its designers to get classy, so bring on the pasties! To hear this week's Fifty Cent/Lala Scandal bonus episode and to find Crapp...
Winter is Crappening: The Pointy End
29 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Old Blue Eyes descends on Winterfell with his chorus line and takes aim, but if you’re gonna take a shot at the queen, ya better not miss. Find bonu...
Summer House: Ghost of the Weekday
26 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Kyle's getting ready to propose on Summer House, but can he get a yes before Lindsay drops her latest bomb? Also, Paige tries to date a ghost during t...
RHONY: Angel Balls of Steel
25 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Mario returns for a thirsty cameo on Real Housewives of New York, but did Ramona fill his cup? And will a seating brawl over seats at the Angel Ball s...
RHOBH: They Called Kenny! You Bastards!
24 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
A hum drum trip to see Boy George and Culture Club turns into a huffy spat on "The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills." Plus, PK makes contact with Ken,...
PumpRules: Beauty and the Greased
23 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Brittany has a bridal brunch on Vanderpump Rules and Jax vows to always take care of number one: himself. To hear this week's Below Deck Med Preview b...
RHOA: GOODBYE, NENE!
22 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
The Real Housewives of Atlanta officially closes out its season with Nene's transformation into a full blown monster. She's always been a diva, but no...
Winter Is Crappening: There Will Be Blood... Next Week?
22 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
As the ultimate showdown between humans and White Walkers looms, we're treated to an hour of preparations at Winterfell. This episode has it all: sin...
SummerHouse: The Carl Who Stole Carlmas
19 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
The "Summer House" gang decides to throw a Christmas-in-July party, but unfortunately for them, Krampus is here to ruin the fun. You see, no one anti...
RHONY: Phone Sex and the City
18 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
"The Real Housewives of New York" continue to plow ahead with ego, neuroticism, and phone sex. In other words, it's perfect. This week, the ladies w...
RHOBH: Judge Dread
17 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills deal with Lisa Vanderpump's escape by talking about a new subject that no one is sick of talking about: the Supre...
PumpRules: Exorcisters Are Doin' It For Themselves!
16 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Stassi finally realizes there's a demon possessing her on "Vanderpump Rules," and so someone named The Oracle, tries to purge it. Time will tell if i...
RHOA: Shootout at the OKoi Corral
15 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
NeNe still has zero f's to give in the second Real Housewives of Atlanta Reunion, but Porsha saves it with a historic read. To hear this week's Projec...
Winter is Crappening: Winter is Here, Betch!
15 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Game of Thrones return for season 8 with lots of shade in these cold times. Sansa gives stink eye to Daenerys, Lady Marmont reads Jon Snow, and Brando...
RHONY: Inbred and Breakfast - Live From Boston
12 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Dorinda sends Sonja into a spiral when she takes her to visit the Morgan Estate on the Berkshires trip. Will anyone make it out alive? To hear this we...
RHOBH: Live and Let Diabetes - Live From Boston
11 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Dorit thinks PK's diabetes 2 can turn into rickets on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and the Goodbye Kyle fallout continues. Can PK survive long...
PumpRules: Puppy No Love
09 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
The trip to Mexico winds down on "Vanderpump Rules," and the cast returns to LA where an awkward invitation to James and Raquel's "puppy shower" await...
Winter is Crappening: Cast Preview Rewinders and Reminders
08 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
It’s the first episode of Winter is Crappening, and there are a ton of characters to remember before we get going with the final season of Game of T...
RHOA: Koi Vey
08 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
"The Real Housewives of Atlanta" aired the first part of its season 11 reunion, and we can all agree on one thing: NENE IS AWFUL. We cover all her r...
SummerHouse: Kyle Be Damned; Plus, RHOBH On Trial — Live from Phoenix
07 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Our recap of the latest "Summer House" episode is finally here! Will Jordan stop putting his foot in his mouth? Will Amanda and Kyle break up? Will...
RHONY: Your Fish Is My Command - Live from Portland!
06 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
The annual "Real Housewives of New York" pilgrimage to The Berkshires is off to a great start, what with an instantly iconic squabble about Dorinda's ...
RHOBH: GOODBYE, KYLE!
03 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Time to take shelter on this week's Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Who's selling stories? Will Ken murder Kyle? And did Lisa Vanderpump manipulate ...
PumpRules: Fun Times In Puerto Cry-arta
02 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
"Vanderpump Rules" gives us more bickering, crying, and tiny ear canals as the cast (minus James) continues to live it up in Mexico. At the end of th...
RHOA & Project Runway: Teeny Weenie, Meanie Nene, Kenya Moore & Peach Bellini
01 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Kenya Moore returns to infuriate Nene at Cynthia's finale bellini party. Also, Porsha finds out she's pregnant with a hot dog and the Project Runway g...
Summer House: Twentysomething Year Old Virgin Episode
29 Mar 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Jordan starts a pattern of compulsively lying on this week's Summer House and Carl tries to fit into new white jeans. To hear this week's bonus episod...
RHONY: A Woah-pranos Sit Down
28 Mar 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Bethenny has a gangster sit down in Little Italy to make peace between Lu and Dorinda, and Sonja makes out with a chick before reminding Tinsley she's...
RHOBH: 9 Day Fiancé
27 Mar 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Denise Richards wins us over by delivering the shortest wedding storyline in the history of Bravo. We cannot thank her enough. And just when everythin...
PumpRules: Katie Goes HAM(mock)
26 Mar 2019
Contributed by Lukas
TomTom finally opens on "Vanderpump Rules," which means it's time for the cast to head off to Mexico. Unfortunately for Tom Schwartz, he neglected to...
ProjectRunway & RHOA: Bad Workers Blame Their Tulle
25 Mar 2019
Contributed by Lukas
"Project Runway" has its first villain in Hester, who ate up her team's budget with tulle, then sliced up the non-tulle, and then went back to the ori...
SummerHouse: Bro-BQ & A Session
22 Mar 2019
Contributed by Lukas
"Summer House" continues its strong third season with an uptick of douchery: first Everett makes a cameo return appearance, then Jordan gets messy wit...