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PumpRules: Broken Bird. Literally

08 Jan 2019

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Lisa tries to figure out how to mend both James and an actual broken bird on this week's Vanderpump Rules, and Stassi and Ariana solidify their ice qu...

RHOA: Factory Smackdown

07 Jan 2019

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It's Hot Dog Factory VS Kandi Factory on this week's Real Housewives of Atlanta. We can't declare a winner, but we can guarantee we'll never think of ...

The 2019 Golden Crappies - Live from Hollywood!

07 Jan 2019

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Live from the Hollywood Improv, Ben and Ronnie present the results from their annual Golden Crappies Awards to a packed house of fans, celebrities, an...

Top Chef: Restaurant Wars!

04 Jan 2019

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This week is a very special Restaurant Wars episode. Also, Padma wears red glasses. Our premium bonus is about our Holiday breaks, Nintendo games, and...

RHONJ: Spoiled Turkeys

03 Jan 2019

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The Gorga brat is upstaged by Jennifer's brats at his own communion. The horror! This week's bonus is about our week off for the Holidays. To hear it,...

RHONJ: Here Comes the Dried

02 Jan 2019

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Danielle Staub ties the noose this week on Real Housewives of New Jersey. Will Classic Marge make it out alive? This week's bonus is about our week of...

RHOBH Season 9 Trailer Breakdown

01 Jan 2019

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"The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" is back for a ninth season, and we're here to dissect every shot, frame, and seatbelt in the new trailer. Come ...

PumpRules: A Very Vanderpump Christmas! - with Lara Marie Schoenhals

24 Dec 2018

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Lara Marie Schoenhals of "Sexy Unique Podcast" joins the show to discuss the inevitable, surprisingly emotional firing of James Kennedy (SPOILER ALERT...

TopChef: The White Elephant In The Room

21 Dec 2018

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It's Christmastime on "Top Chef," and this year we're making a list and checking it twice — just to make sure there's five different types of flour ...

RHONJ: Brunch & Bimini

20 Dec 2018

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Classic Marge has a brunch with age-accelerating masks, and all hell breaks loose. Then half the ladies head down to Bimini for Danielle Staub's weddi...

BelowDeck: Sorey Not Sorey

19 Dec 2018

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Everyone's having sex on the latest episode of "Below Deck," and according to Kate, that leads to improved crew morale. Or does it? Come join us as we...

RHOA Married2Med: Hot Dog Day Afternoon

17 Dec 2018

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Real Housewives of Atlanta changes up the couples trip when half the men bail and Porsha spends a day at the hot dog factory. Married to Medicine ends...

PumpRules: The Scorn Ultimatum

17 Dec 2018

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Vanderpump Rules has a James problem. Again. Lisa's given an ultimatum: will she call Bubba's bluff or is this the end of SUNT? This week's bonus is d...

RHONJ: Friedzilla VS Dong

14 Dec 2018

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It's time for Danielle's Bachelorette Party on The Real Housewives of New Jersey. Will she throw her bougie crystal at a betch in the Great Room? This...

RHOD: A Gnat's Ass Dee-union

13 Dec 2018

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Real Housewives of Dallas ends its third season with an appearance by none other than Mama Dee I Don't Give A Dog's Rip herself. D'Andra yells, Brandy...

Below Deck: Thunder Down Over(board)

12 Dec 2018

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The hot stripper loses his footing on this week's Below Deck, and Captain Lee cries for the first time ever. This week's bonus is dedicated to Top Che...

Vanderpump Rules: The Audacity of Hope

11 Dec 2018

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Kristen is back doing what she does best: solving mysteries no one cares about. She's gathering the troops for a coup. Can the White Kanye survive it?...

RHOA & Married2Med: Bourbon Decay

11 Dec 2018

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Someone yells at Nene's dinner on "Real Housewives of Atlanta," and there's a super scary cliffhanger on "Married To Medicine." We've got it all cover...

RHOC: Victims, Dorks, and Self-Medication

11 Dec 2018

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The Real Housewives of Orange County reunion wraps up with a heated third installment, and we're only too happy to rehash it all. From Kelly proudly c...

PumpRules: A Very Schlong Engagement - Live from Nashville

07 Dec 2018

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Vanderpump Rules is back! And to celebrate we recapped the season 7 premiere in Nashville, TN. It's a wild, raucous recap and we can't be held respons...

RHOD: Spill the AT&Tea!

06 Dec 2018

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The first installment of the Real Housewives of Dallas season 3 reunion was about as fiery and hilarious as we could have wanted. We are OBSESSED with...

Below Deck: New Girl

05 Dec 2018

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There's a new girl being drooled all over on Below Deck, and Kate already hates her. YAY. This week's bonus covers the final reunion of Shahs of Sunse...

RHOC: Reactive Duty

04 Dec 2018

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The Real Housewives of Orange County reunion continues to motor on. For the second installment, Shannon and Emily wind up under the microscope, leadin...

RHOA & Married to Medicine: Hope Your Weenie Wears a Condiment!

03 Dec 2018

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The Weenie King gossip gets back to Porsha on Real Housewives of Atlanta and the ladies of Married to Medicine celebrate Simone and Cecil moving back ...

RHONJ: Cow Pageant

30 Nov 2018

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The Real Housewives of New Jersey finish up their trip to Oklahoma with a cow pageant and Jennifer brags about having more shitters than anyone in Par...

RHOD: Frat Spat Finale

30 Nov 2018

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It's the season three finale of The Real Housewives of Dallas and the two main characters face off with terrible bows on their heads. It's a real Gran...

BelowDeck: Gone, Girl

28 Nov 2018

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This utterly insane, amazing season of "Below Deck" continues with more dramatic developments involving Chandler and Caroline. We are totally shook, a...

RHOC: Lie-za With a V

27 Nov 2018

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The Real Housewives of Orange County venture into Part One of their reunion with coke and fart allegations. This week's bonus is about our holidays an...

RHOA: Bailey-Q & A

26 Nov 2018

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Cynthia Bailey decides to host a "Bailey-Q" on this week's "Real Housewives of Atlanta," and we're here to recap every hot dog, couscous salad, and pi...

RHONJ: Oklahoma Sister, Where Art Thou? (with Danny Pellegrino)

23 Nov 2018

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Oh what a beautiful morning! Oh what a beautiful day! I got a beautiful feeling a long lost sister is coming Melissa Gorga's way! Yes, "The Real House...

RHOD: Attack of the Clones!

22 Nov 2018

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Did you clone a phone, gurrrrl? That's the pressing question on this week's hilarious, petty "Real Housewives of Dallas" episode. We couldn't stop lau...

Below Deck: Chanandler Wrong

21 Nov 2018

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Chandler messes up over and over again on Below Deck, but things finally come to a head when he doesn't get his ice cream. Will he get fired before Ma...

RHOC: Femme Futile

20 Nov 2018

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"Real Housewives of Orange County" wraps up its 167th season with a baffling Femme Fatale theme party that manages to stymy all the women. We're here ...

RHOA & Married2Med: Hot Dog Tea

19 Nov 2018

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Shamari gets her peach on Real Housewives of Atlanta while Kandi decides whether or not to spill tea on Porsha's hot dog man. Over on Married to Medic...

RHONJ: Hatchet Face Off

16 Nov 2018

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It's a hatchet party on Real Housewives of New Jersey. Who will Danielle take out? This week's bonus episode is a recap of the Shahs of Sunset season ...

These are the Danes of Our Lives

15 Nov 2018

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The Real Housewives of Orange Dallas finish up their trip to Denmark and someone gets a boob shot that kicks off a fight that will last a decade. This...

BelowDeck: Yachts for Tots

14 Nov 2018

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It's bad news when the 4 year old yacht guest is more mature than the crew, but that's the way it goes on "Below Deck." Check out our latest recap whe...

Enema of the State

13 Nov 2018

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The Real Housewives of Orange County fight through parties. A young glitter party and a geriatric casserole enema party. It's as exciting as it sounds...

RHOA & Married2Med: You Can't Handle The Toothbrush

13 Nov 2018

Contributed by Lukas

It's another double recap to kick off your week! First, we tackle "The Real Housewives of Atlanta" where a trip to Miami leads to the usual hotel room...

RHOD: Danes & Confused - Live From Seattle

11 Nov 2018

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The ladies of "Real Housewives of Dallas" head to Copenhagen, and to celebrate, we also trek to the North — specifically Seattle. Check out our reca...

RHONJ: New Season, Who Dis(barred)?

08 Nov 2018

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The Real Housewives of New Jersey is back, and the big news this time around is that Dolores is alone, Teresa is training for a fitness competition, M...

Below Deck: The Musical 2

07 Nov 2018

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This week on Below Deck: The Musical 2, toes are throbbing, flesh is pounding, and eyes are popping. Enjoy! This week's bonus is a shot by shot breakd...

#829 RHOC: The Midterm Elective Surgery Results Are In!

06 Nov 2018

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Shannon and Vicki had dueling nips and tucks on the latest Real Housewives of Orange County, and we are here with minute by minute coverage of all the...

RHOA & Married2Med: Welcome to ATL, Bitch!

05 Nov 2018

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The Real Housewives of Atlanta return for a new season and get ready to head to Miami, and the cast of Married to Medicine fights in Antigua. Enjoy! T...

Shahs of Sunset: Bloody Married

02 Nov 2018

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It's two days until MJ's wedding on Shahs of Sunset. Will white people get cake with salt in it? Will Adam get a baby? Will Vida approve of Tommy afte...

RHOD: Gang Green

01 Nov 2018

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It's time for D'Andra's Green Miracle party on The Real Housewives of Dallas, and Mama Dee is here to slay. We also talk about Debra Winger on WWHL an...

BelowDeck: Open Mouth, Insert Infected Foot

31 Oct 2018

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Caroline continues to unravel on "Below Deck," but then again, maybe we all would if we heard our co-workers talking crap about us after hours. Plus, ...

RHOC: The (Ya) Mon-ing After

30 Oct 2018

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The Real Housewives of Orange County wrap up their Jamaica vacation, but what will Shannon be like the morning after her breakdown? This week's bonus ...

Married2Med: Oversharing Is Caring

29 Oct 2018

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Not a whole lot happened on "Married To Medicine" this week, but we still found it funny. Toya had a TMI moment in front of her kids, Jackie and Curti...

Shahs of Sunset: Baby Not On Board

26 Oct 2018

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Asa makes her return to "Shahs of Sunset" this week, and basically she says "babe" a lot and then gives Adam a blanket. Meanwhile, Reza still seems as...

RHOD: Kitchen Confidential

25 Oct 2018

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Too many cooks in this kitchen. Mama Dee has the ladies over for a cooking lesson, and it's only a matter of time before it turns into a kitchen night...

Below Deck: Destiny's Red Headed Step Child

24 Oct 2018

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Kate throws a hula party on Below Deck, but will Caroline get kicked out of Destiny's Child before it's all said and done? This week's bonus is a brea...

RHOC: Introducing Fun Shannon!

23 Oct 2018

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It's the "Real Housewives of Orange County" episode we've been waiting for: Shannon losing her mind for 45 minutes! What a gift this was (although, we...

Married2Med: Onesies and Donesies

22 Oct 2018

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Dr. Jackie brings the women together for a Onesies party so they can imitate each other, scream, and then cry hug. Aw, Married to Medicine, never chan...

Shahs: Reefer/Sadness

19 Oct 2018

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GG has a party for her weed business on Shahs of Sunset and Reza chokes on the ashes of MJ's dad. This week's bonus is about our trip to NY! To hear i...

RHOD: Loose Lips & Dog Rips

18 Oct 2018

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The Real Housewives of Dallas celebrate Carrie's laser center, Mama Dee yells at D'Andra, and LeeAnne levels some sober new allegations. LET 'ER RIP! ...

BelowDeck: Let's Make A Veal!

17 Oct 2018

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Things are already spinning out of control on "Below Deck." Caroline is crying, Adrian is manifesting veal, and Rhylee is losing her mind in the face ...

RHOC: River Monsters

16 Oct 2018

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The Real Housewives of Orange County band together to annoy the hell out of Jamaica. This week's bonus is about our trip to NY! To hear it, become a P...

Married2Med: Bombshells & Byproducts

15 Oct 2018

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This week on "Married To Medicine," Quad reveals that she and Gregory are officially divorcing -- assuming Mariah will ever let her talk. We recap the...

RHONY in Morocco - Live From NYC

14 Oct 2018

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For the first time ever, we cover Real Housewives of New York IN New York!! It's a raucous, hilarious night live from the Gramercy Theatre where we re...

RHOD: The Prom Before The Storm - Live from NYC

12 Oct 2018

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Just because it's the fall in NYC doesn't mean it isn't prom time in Dallas! This week we take our "Real Housewives of Dallas" recap on the road to Th...

Below Deck: Alaskan Shush People

10 Oct 2018

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The bosun didn't even take two full episodes to let his crazy show and the Alaskan captain is having none of it. Below Deck is already pumping, people...

RHOC: Hitting Bikini Bottom

09 Oct 2018

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Super exciting episode of Real Housewives of Orange County this week: Shannon cooked pork, Kelly went on Wikipedia, Gina lamented the futility of her ...

Married2Med: Miami Frown Machine

08 Oct 2018

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It's a bittersweet week on Married to Medicine as Heavenly goes home to Miami to explain why she yells at people and needs more windows in her life. T...

RHOA Season Trailer Breakdown

05 Oct 2018

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The Real Housewives of Atlanta return to our lives soon and we're here for a shot by shot breakdown of the trailer. This week's bonus is a deep dive i...

RHOD: Van Gough, Girl!

04 Oct 2018

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The Real Housewives of Dallas take a dog painting class. Who will be the messiest betch among them? And who pooped on the floor by the cellist? Find o...

Below Deck: Foam Around the World

03 Oct 2018

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Below Deck is back for season 6 with a new crew and a very brown boat. Will the Foam Guy kill himself on the first charter? And will anyone ever be ni...

RHOC: Read Between These Salmons

02 Oct 2018

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On this week's Real Housewives of Orange County, Shannon hawks her salmon meals on QVC and manages to commit the most cardinal sin of all: bending dow...

Married2Med: I'm in Miami, B*tch!

01 Oct 2018

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On this week's "Married To Medicine," Heavenly realizes that maybe the reason why she calls everyone "bitch" is because her mom called her "bitch" as ...

Shahs of Sunset: What Happens in Vegas Gets Mansplained in Vegas

28 Sep 2018

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MJ goes to Vegas to celebrate her bachelorette party on "Shahs of Sunset," and it turns into the perfect opportunity for Mike to mansplain the intrica...

RHOD: Too Blessed To Be Stressticles

27 Sep 2018

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There's a lot of junk in Brandi's trunk show on the latest episode of "Real Housewives of Dallas," and it all comes down to a pair of balls. Specifica...

RHONJ Season 9 Trailer Breakdown

26 Sep 2018

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The ladies of "Real Housewives of New Jersey" are coming back, and we're here to break down the entire trailer, shot by shot. We dwell on orca fashion...

RHOC: The Olive Spar-den

25 Sep 2018

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It’s Italian Night on The Real Housewives of Orange County. What better time to inform someone they’re gonna rot in hell for eternity? On this wee...

Married2Med: Lady and the Trampoline

24 Sep 2018

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Married to Medicine is still trying to make Fit is the New It happen, but it’s worth it to see Heavenly fail at therapy and Toya fail at making up w...

SHAHS: So Much To Seder

21 Sep 2018

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"The Shahs of Sunset" are up to so many exciting things. GG has giant candy bowls, Morgan cracked a bowling ball, Adam is Jewish now, Destiney likes D...

RHOD: Smashing Bumpkins

20 Sep 2018

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It's time for the Real Housewives of Dallas to get their anger out by smashing stuff. Someone's gonna get hurt. This week's bonus episode is about our...

Shahs: It's Nowruz or Neveruz

19 Sep 2018

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The Shahs of Sunset burn away all of their sins on Persian New Year. Does this mean Mike won't have to pay for the cars he's sideswiped? This week's b...

All About Steve

18 Sep 2018

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This week on "Real Housewives of Orange County," we follow the aftermath of Emily and Kelly's big fight, which includes some hefty allegations about S...

Married2Med: Boiling Crabs

17 Sep 2018

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Crabs aren't the only things boiling at Heavenly's house. Quad faces the women for the first time all season, and it goes about as well as you'd expec...

Raging, Bulls - Live from Denver

14 Sep 2018

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For this week's "Real Housewives of Dallas" recap, we took our show to Denver and had SO MUCH FUN. We raged about children, we recreated a bull ride, ...

BelowDeckMed: Joao Can We Be Lovers If We Can’t Be Friends?

12 Sep 2018

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The crew of the Talisman gather for a whispery, teary "Below Deck: Mediterranean" reunion, and the results are hilarious -- unintentionally of course....

RHOC: Seeing Red

11 Sep 2018

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Major news on "Real Housewives of Orange County": Emily showed emotion! The lawyer/party planner lost her mind when Kelly Dodd complained about Shane ...

Song: Hey Betch!

11 Sep 2018

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Trixie Monocle and Three Arm Octopus celebrates Tamra Barney of RHOC with their new hit Hey Betch! ***New Limited HEY BETCH tees through September at ...

Shahs: Bath Bomb

11 Sep 2018

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MJ celebrates her Bridal Bath in this week's Married to Medicine, but will she want to drown her fiancé in it? This week's bonus episode is about Gam...

Married2Med: Nurse Wretched

10 Sep 2018

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Married to Medicine, Toya acts like a jackass, Heavenly gets some questionable brain treatment and Simone surprises Cecil with a very conservative por...

Honey Badger Do Give a F**k

07 Sep 2018

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The Real Housewives of Dallas spend their remaining time at Beaver Creek fighting about who's Queen and whose baby is bashing adderall...or something....

Boo, Ya Betch

06 Sep 2018

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Carole and Bethenny are still going at it over text messages in the final part of The Real Housewives of New York reunion, but will we find out who ga...

Below Deck Med: Pressing Through to the End

05 Sep 2018

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Below Deck Med ends its third season with anger about cancelled trips and hugs for chocolate milk. And hugs, of course. This week's bonus is about Ben...

Married2Med: Where In The World Is Quad Sandiego?

05 Sep 2018

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The whole gang is here for the season premiere of "Married To Medicine." Even Mariah is back as an official cast member. But where oh where is Quad? W...

RHOD: Up a Beaver Creek Without A Paddle

31 Aug 2018

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Everyone on "Real Housewives of Dallas" is getting along so well! Until they're not. The ladies head to Beaver Creek, CO to enjoy a long weekend in Ka...

RHONY: Best Friends for Never

31 Aug 2018

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The "Real Housewives of New York" reunion part 2 brings us the main event we've all been waiting for. No, not the grand unveiling of Sonja's toaster o...

Below Deck Med: Lady and the Tramp Stamp

29 Aug 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Below Deck Med begins its final charter for the season. Will Hannah get her plane ticket refunded? Will Sandy resist chips? And will any woman on this...

RHOC: A-hole in One

28 Aug 2018

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The ladies of Real Housewives of Orange County celebrate birthdays by golfing together and fighting over who accused Emily's asshole husband of being ...

Revisiting the RHOA Series Premiere - Live from Atlanta!

27 Aug 2018

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We took our show to Atlanta over the weekend, and what better way to celebrate the hottest town in reality TV than by taking a trip in the wayback mac...

Mom's The Word - Live from Atlanta!

26 Aug 2018

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This week's "Real Housewives of Dallas" is all about mothers and daughters, which meant there was lots of Dee Simmons, lots of Baby Bruin, and lots of...

RHONY: Nutcrackers, Drunks, and Jill Zarin - Live from Palm Beach

24 Aug 2018

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The first part of the Real Housewives of New York reunion was so epic that we could recap it from only one place: WEST PALM BEACH. Yes, it's another l...

Below Deck Med: Broken Arrow

22 Aug 2018

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The self help douche ends his trip on Below Deck Med. Will he come through and stab Zim in the throat? This week's bonus episode is about HBO shows, B...

RHOC: Got Milkman?

21 Aug 2018

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This week on "Real Housewives of Orange County," Shannon milks David for some moolah, and Kelly milks a milkman for... Mexican food? Or something like...

F You, Weirdo!

20 Aug 2018

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It's the final installment The Real Housewives of Potomac Reunion. Will the husbands take responsibility? Will Michael cry for a good reason or a dumb...

Shahs of Sunset: Put a Sock in It

17 Aug 2018

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The Shahs of Sunset get charitable this week and MJ plans her wedding from her couch. Hero. This week's bonus episode is about Ben's emotional journey...