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RHOC: Betchfight at the WooHoo Corral
19 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
This episode is available in video form on Patreon as part of Crappens On Demand Cowgirl Tamra tries to start a fight with Doddahontas at Vicki's enga...
Below Deck: Smoke Master
17 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Master Pearson returns to Below Deck. Will his family have better luck this time or will they be smoked out? For this week's premium Project Runway re...
RHOA: Hairapy
17 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Real Housewives of Atlanta spends a lot of time in therapy this week. Porsha forgives Dennis (kinda), NeNe tries to learn how to not say sorry in a mo...
RHONJ: Chestnuts Roasted
14 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
It's our last live show of 2020 and we're celebrating in Seattle with this touching Christmas episode. The Real Housewives of New Jersey end their tri...
RHOC: The Betch Also Rises Live From Denver
13 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
We're live from The Oriental Theater in Denver for this very special episode of Real Housewives of Orange County. By very special episode, we mean...w...
RHOD: Khob Khun Ka, But No Khob Khun Ka
12 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
*This audio has been re-uploaded so if your audio sucks, re-download. Sorry for the trouble!*Real Housewives of Dallas finishes up their Thailand trip...
Below Deck: Toxic Brüsculinity
10 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
The crew gets the day off on "Below Deck," and what starts off as a lovely holiday (baby elephants!!!) turns nasty as the stench of chauvinism descend...
ProjectRunway: Taking Up Space
10 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
It's the season premiere of "Project Runway," and things are starting on a very interstellar note. The new batch of contestants must team up and creat...
RHOA: Edged Out
10 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Marlo tries to launch a new wig line on "Real Housewives of Atlanta," but she's upstaged by Kenya Moore's edge cream. Just another day in the ATL. See...
RHONJ: She's Just Not That Into You — Live from Philadelphia
08 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
"The Real Housewives of New Jersey" cast trip to Jamaica continues to unravel this week as Jackie grapples with the notion that Dolores may just not l...
RHOD: Belle of the Ping Pong Ball - Live from St. Louis
07 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On "The Real Housewives of Dallas," the ladies visit an elephant sanctuary before venturing in Bangkok's infamous red light district. Needless to say,...
Married2Med: I Luh Ya Papi
05 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
The couples trip on "Married To Medicine" drones on with the usual mix of domestic tension and excessive "games." This time around though, the guys m...
RHOC: The Drags of Society
05 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
This episode is available in video form on Patreon as part of Crappens On Demand The Real Housewives of Orange County make their way to Key West, wher...
#1103 Below Deck: OMGeeminy Cricket!
03 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Below Deck has a fresh charter of horny moms to terrify Captain Lee, and Simone and Tanner kind of bang. To hear this week's premium bonus episode cov...
RHONJ: Jerk! Chicken!
03 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
This episode is available in video form on Patreon as part of Crappens On Demand The Real Housewives of New Jersey are in Jamaica and Jennifer embarra...
RHOC: We're In Miami, BETCH!
03 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
This episode is available in video form on Patreon as part of Crappens On Demand The Real Housewives of Orange County go to Miami for hair pulling, sc...
RHOA: Red Read Regiftion
03 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Real Housewives of Atlanta finds Kenya struggling with a regift and Cynthia claiming her Baileycue is annual. Also, Marlo performs a very touching spe...
RHONY Rewind: Bon Voyage Ramona Live from Chicago
29 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
We're live from the City Winery in Chicago to celebrate the classic Real Housewives of New York episode Bon Voyage, Ramona. Ramona gets wet hair and a...
MarriedToMed: Buffie the Jackie Slayer
28 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
"Married to Medicine" heads to Cabo for the annual couples trip, and it's full of drama: a van breaks down, Buffie yells at Jackie, and Quad walks up...
BelowDeck: Paleo Riot
26 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Rhylee is back on "Below Deck," and she's the perfect person to take on the yacht's reigning douchebag: Kevin. Meanwhile, the primary continues to be...
RHOA: Marlo the Mediator
26 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
The somewhat anticipated face-to-face moment between Cynthia and Nene finally happens on "Real Housewives of Atlanta," and it's just as not-very-excit...
RHONJ: The 40 Year Old Splurgin' - Live from NYC
24 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
It's Crappensgiving on the podcast, and we're celebrating by not just recapping "Real Housewives of New Jersey" but also inviting two people we are de...
RHOC: Wean Girls - Live from NYC
24 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On this week's Real Housewives of Orange County, Braunwyn hosts a "weaning party" while the Tamra / Kelly feud deepens. Plus, Shannon is faced with h...
RHOD: L'Infinite Jest
21 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
The "Real Housewives of Dallas" head off to Thailand and the wheels come off pretty quickly. First, Kameron unleashes a hellacious baby elephant song...
Married2Med: Vajay Walking
20 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Dr Jackie has a party to release her Queen V book cover and outs Buffie's infertility issues. Will a dance off in cabo fix everything or just leave Da...
Below Deck: Pirate Peaked
19 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
A pack of douchebags board Below Deck to sexually harass Simone and play beer bong at their pirate party. It's sad and amazing. For our premium bonus ...
RHOA: Nope Floats
18 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Cynthia and NeNe are about to come face to face on the Bravo World Pride float. Will anyone leave with their pride intact? And will Kenya find eggs fo...
RHONJ: Obstacle Hoors Live from Chicago
17 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
We're live from the City Winery in Chicago for this very special Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap. The ladies go to an obstacle course and Danielle...
RHOD: My So-Called Mid-Life Crisis — Live from Indianapolis
16 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
The "The Real Housewives of Dallas" is on the verge of heading to Thailand... but first: a filler episode where Travis has a midlife crisis birthday b...
RHOC: Like Possum, Like Possum
13 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
This episode is available in video form on Patreon as part of Crappens On Demand This week's Real Housewives of Orange County centers around the kids....
BelowDeck: Sailing, Takes Abbi Away
12 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Looks like Abbi's going to venture out on her own Abbi road. The beleaguered deckhand on "Below Deck" has come to realize that impulsive, unprofessio...
RHOA: Baby Boom
11 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
We're only on the second episode of "Real Housewives of Atlanta," but already Kenya has found something petty to fight about. But that's what we're h...
RHOD: Carnie Commitment w Guests Captain Lee and Lea Black Live from Ft Lauderdale
09 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Our friends Captain Lee from Below Deck and Lea Black from Real Housewives of Miami and the Lunch With Lea Podcast joined us in Fort Lauderdale for a ...
RHONJ: The ICEmen Cometh - Live from Tampa
08 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
We celebrate the return of "Real Housewives of New Jersey" with a rowdy, awesome live show in Tampa. Unfortunately though, the audio is really bad. ...
Married2Med: Beware of Pissy Pools
06 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
This week on "Married to Medicine," Heavenly arranges a double date for Quad... as in, two dates over the course of one meal. Then the gang heads to ...
RHOC: Zoinks! Kelly Exposes Tamra
06 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On this week's "Real Housewives of Orange County," a massive game of telephone (involving an actual telephone) pits Kelly against Braunwyn... until th...
BelowDeck: Save The Last Lap Dance
05 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
A casual engagement and a TED Talk striptease highlight another delightful episode of "Below Deck." We're recapping all of it, and if you think we hav...
RHOA: Baby Got (Kenya) Back
05 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
"The Real Housewives of Atlanta" is back, and more importantly (or should we say Moore importantly), Kenya has returned to the fold. Love her or hate...
RHOD: Mother (Issues) of the Bride w/ Katie Cazorla
31 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Our fabulous friend of Crappens, Katie Cazorla from Second Wives Club, joins Ronnie for Real Housewives of Dallas. Will we figure out what that lotion...
RHOC: Pinkies Up with Danny Pellegrino
30 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
This episode is available in video form on Patreon as part of Crappens On Demand The amazing and hilarious @DannyPellegrino from Everything Iconic and...
Below Deck: Pearls, Swine, and Juice
29 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Kate gets a new Sexy Aunt title on this week's Below Deck, and Captain Lee owns an ass. For this week's very special Free to Be Joe and Tree bonus epi...
Married2Med: Scuttle Launch
28 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Quad has a birthday party/book launch and celebrates her sister/friends in a very dramatic speech. Unfortunately, it didn't include her truly great fr...
RHOD: Female Noshowerment
24 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
This episode is available in video form on Patreon as part of Crappens On Demand Leeanne has a couple of no shows at her thirtieth shower, so she figh...
RHOC: Fashion Bullying
23 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
This episode is available in video form on Patreon as part of Crappens On Demand Real Housewives of Orange County shows us what an OC fashion show loo...
BelowDeck: Brandy, You're A Fine Girl
22 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
This week on "Below Deck," Kevin makes the fatal error of getting on Kate's bad side. Plus, charter guest Brandy goes on an epic bender that leaves he...
Married2Med: Barns & Ignoble
21 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
The "Married To Medicine" tour of Savannah continues with a semi-masked dinner in a barn. Along the way, Quad makes a dramatic speech, Mariah endorse...
RHOD: Not A Roast-Busters - Live from Richmond!
19 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
We're closing in on Halloween, and "The Real Housewives of Dallas" are keeping it spooky with a trip to the famously haunted Hill House Manor. But no...
RHOC: The Girl (On Girl) On The Train - Live from Chapel Hill
18 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
"The Real Housewives of Orange County" takes a train down to San Diego for a wild afternoon of debauchery, crying, and Meghan King Edmonds. We tackle ...
Below Deck: There's Something About Kevin
15 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
This episode is available in video form on Patreon as part of Crappens On Demand There's an engagement on this week's Below Deck, and Kevin gets to ma...
Married2Med: Sister Friend Retrial Retreat
14 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
This episode is available in video form on Patreon as part of Crappens On Demand Jackie planned a Sister Friend Revival Retreat, and no one retreated....
RHONY Rewind: Little Rey of Sunshine Live in Atlanta
14 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
For our second live show of the night, we rewound the clock on Real Housewives of New York to the infamous Rey episode. He has a charity. A charity th...
RHOD: Good Fences Make Good Fiancés Live in Atlanta
13 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
We're live from City Winery in Atlanta to cover Leeanne's lingerie shower. Will the ladies get along? And will the fence ever recover? To hear this we...
RHOC: O
09 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
This episode is available in video form on Patreon as part of Crappens On Demand Shannon gets an O Shot on this week's Real Housewives of Orange Count...
BelowDeck: We’re Gonna Need A Bigger Toilet
08 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
"Below Deck" has returned, and this time the yacht has made its way to Phuket, Thailand where the temperatures are high and the bowel movements are fr...
Married2Med: Bad Nudes Travels Fast
08 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Toya's paint 'n' sip gives Swinging Richards a run for the money on "Married To Medicine." Will Heavenly be able to get away with it? Or will the gos...
RHOD: Sweatin' To The Old Me's
03 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
"The Real Housewives of Dallas" trip to Mexico continues to breed drama as LeeAnne finds every reason under the sun to fight with everyone. Thank God...
RHOC: All's Wellness That Ends Wellness
02 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
The ongoing (and hilarious) feud between Kelly Dodd and Vicky Gunvalson reaches a drunken head this week on "The Real Housewives of Orange County." W...
Below Deck Med: Passion Police
01 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Below Deck Med concludes its season on a sour note as Captain Sandy confronts Hannah about lacking passion for cleaning toilets. But hey, good news! A...
Married2Med: Bargain Debasement
30 Sep 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Buffie joins Married to Medicine and brings on a friend to shame Toya for not paying her taxes at a bargain bin party. It never gets old. To hear this...
RHOP: Goose/Bumps
30 Sep 2019
Contributed by Lukas
The final reunion of Real Housewives of Potomac centers around Michael Darby's goose. Or was it a tap? Or was it a squeeze? No one's really sure, but ...
RHOD: Trash and Burn Live in Nashville
28 Sep 2019
Contributed by Lukas
We're live in Nashville to give this amazing episode of Real Housewives of Dallas the respect it deserves. Kam throws a napkin at a trash bag in Mexic...
RHOC: A Cure for Wellness Live in Charlotte
27 Sep 2019
Contributed by Lukas
We're live from the Queens City Comedy Festival in Charlotte for this week's Real Housewives of Orange County recap. The ladies are still seeking well...
BelowDeckMed: Blights of the Round Table
24 Sep 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Just when it seems like the charter season is going to end on a peaceful note, Sandy gives Hannah a dread table talk on the latest episode of "Below D...
Married2Med: The Straw That Broke The Doctor's Back
24 Sep 2019
Contributed by Lukas
This week on "Married To Medicine," Dr. Jackie and Dr. Simone organize an ambush dinner to resolve their issues with Mariah and Heavenly. Plus, a hear...
RHOP: Grope Springs Eternal
24 Sep 2019
Contributed by Lukas
"The Real Housewives of Potomac" season 4 reunion rolls into its second episode with more petty infighting and groping allegations. In other words, i...
RHOD: Not Coming From A Place of Careyes
20 Sep 2019
Contributed by Lukas
It's a super, SUPER-sized "Real Housewives of Dallas" recap with special guest Rae Sanni filling in for Ronnie. First we have some chatter about the ...
RHOC: The Soundbath & The Fury
18 Sep 2019
Contributed by Lukas
A routine soundbath goes awry after Kelly Dodd inflicts severe head trauma on Shannon Beador. Just one of many amazing moments on this week's "Real H...
BelowDeckMed: Glove and Hip Hop
17 Sep 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Below Deck Med delivers a very grumpy Captain Sandy this week. Angry wind, lazy jet skis and a lack of white gloves are about to set the banana lover ...
Married to Medicine: Come to Teasus Meeting
17 Sep 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Married to Medicine has an Emergentea Party, giving the ladies a chance to wear hats and tell each other off without having to apologize. Will Quad ru...
RHOP: Reunion Part One Mommy Fearest
16 Sep 2019
Contributed by Lukas
The Real Housewives of Potomac bless us with a reunion full of purse to face reenactments and screaming matches about who's the biggest mooch. To hear...
RHOD: Not a Roast!
12 Sep 2019
Contributed by Lukas
*You can also watch as a video on Patreon http://bit.ly/crappensvideo D'Andra celebrates her fiftieth by inviting her friends and frienemies to roast ...
RHOC: L'Eggo My Ego
11 Sep 2019
Contributed by Lukas
*You can also watch as a video on Patreon http://bit.ly/crappensvideo Doctor Deb meets The Real Housewives of Orange County in her EGO necklace to dis...
BelowDeckMed: Wasted Not, Want Not
10 Sep 2019
Contributed by Lukas
This week on "Below Deck Mediterranean," Travis once again becomes a drunken liability, causing Sandy to have a hug-to-heart conversation with him. Pl...
Married2Med: Open and a Bit Too Honest
10 Sep 2019
Contributed by Lukas
"Married To Medicine" roars back in its season premiere by giving us what we love most about the show: petty Twitter feuds, screaming accusations, an...
RHOP: La'Dame-sel in Distress
09 Sep 2019
Contributed by Lukas
"The Real Housewives of Potomac" wraps up its triumphant fourth season with the long awaited reveal of Karen's new fragrance, LA'DAME. Plus, Ashley l...
RHOD: Me Talk Pretty Jessica One Day
05 Sep 2019
Contributed by Lukas
"The Real Housewives of Dallas" is back, and we are PSYCHED. First, there's the business quagmire that D'Andra finds herself in now that she runs her ...
RHOC: Forgive and Forget (Your Court Date)
04 Sep 2019
Contributed by Lukas
So much drama on "Real Housewives of Orange County" this week. First, Tamra and Shannon reduce Braunwyn to tears over a stupid lie, then Gina misses ...
BelowDeckMed: Girl Trippin'de
03 Sep 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Below Deck Med is still stuck with the insane women on a girl's trip. Colin gets hurt, Ben gets cold, and Jack finally gets to drive. HELP. To hear th...
RHOP: They Cayman, They Saw, They Conquered
03 Sep 2019
Contributed by Lukas
The Real Housewives of Potomac have finished up their trip to the Grand Cayman Islands, minus one member. Can we solve the mystery? To hear this week'...
Southern Charm: The Final Dose
29 Aug 2019
Contributed by Lukas
*You can also watch as a video on Patreon http://bit.ly/crappensvideo It's the final reunion episode for Southern Charm. Danni sobs, Eliza sobs, Shep ...
#1036 RHOC: All Aboard the Rodeo Express!
28 Aug 2019
Contributed by Lukas
*You can also watch as a video on Patreon http://bit.ly/crappensvideo The Real Housewives of Orange County take a trip to Rodeo Drive, but will they e...
BelowDeckMed: Ben There, Done That
27 Aug 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Chef Ben makes his triumphant return to "Below Deck Med," and not a moment too soon. A pack of cougars have descended on the boat, and they're ready f...
RHOP: Girl... Bye?
26 Aug 2019
Contributed by Lukas
"The Real Housewives of Potomac" cast trip to the Caymans chugs along with casual sting ray encounters and a few table-side squabbles. But the real s...
SouthernCharm: Just Smile and Don’t Hurt Anyone
23 Aug 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Part 1 of the "Southern Charm" reunion blasts off with Shep denying he's a jerk (even though he's made everyone cry). From there we cover all sorts of...
Bethenny Frankel Press Conference; Plus, Mailbag Extravaganza
22 Aug 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Breaking news in the world of Bravo! Bethenny Frankel has quit The Real Housewives of New York (again). We are LIVE at her first press conference as...
RHOC: Throw Kelly From The Train
21 Aug 2019
Contributed by Lukas
With Kelly Dodd off in Aspen, it's the best time for Vicki to throw her under the bus, or train as it were. We're not precisely sure what Vicki's lat...
BelowDeckMed: 911 Collie
20 Aug 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Below Deck Med takes a sad turn in this super sized episode when Anastasia quits her chef spot and Collie considers throwing himself on the knife for ...
RHOP: The Slay! Man Islands
19 Aug 2019
Contributed by Lukas
The Real Housewives of Potomac go to The Cayman Islands to fight about Ashley's husband being possibly gay and probably restaurantless. Enjoy! To hear...
SouthernCharm: Try, Ashley!
15 Aug 2019
Contributed by Lukas
*You can also watch as a video on Patreon http://bit.ly/crappensvideo It's time for Southern Charm's season finale. Shep hits a new low, Ashley gets t...
RHOC: Vickimoji Battle
14 Aug 2019
Contributed by Lukas
*You can also watch as a video on Patreon http://bit.ly/crappensvideo Tamra has yet another housewarming party on this week's Real Housewives of Orang...
BelowDeckMed: Lukewarm Reception
13 Aug 2019
Contributed by Lukas
There's drama all over the latest episode of "Below Deck Mediterranean." First, Travis gets wasted at a fancy resort and acts like a total idiot. Th...
SouthernCharmNOLA: My Best Frenemy's Wedding
12 Aug 2019
Contributed by Lukas
It's the wedding that no one in particular has been excited about: Reagan and Reese! What an exciting day on "Southern Charm: New Orleans." Not only a...
RHOP: Loose Flips Sink Ships
12 Aug 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Robyn's flip is finally ready for market on "The Real Housewives of Potomac," but an open house proves to be entirely too open — at least in terms o...
SouthernCharm: Zero Fox Given
08 Aug 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Eliza Limehouse hosts a fox hunt for the gang to attend, which leads to a much-hyped conversation between Kathryn and Ashely. Plus, Shep is still mad...
RHOC: The Weight Is Over!
07 Aug 2019
Contributed by Lukas
"The Real Housewives of Orange County" is back, and you guys, we really dug the season premiere. Is the slump over??? Time will tell. But for now, w...
Below Deck Med: Demons and Damons
06 Aug 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Below Deck Med deals with anchor issues, a drunk dude from the yacht next door, and a slugger's slugs. This is not Disneyland, it's San Tropez! To hea...
Southern Charm NOLA: I Doom
05 Aug 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On this week's Southern Charm New Orleans cast trip to Destin, Tamica and Barry fall into the Failing Marriages by Bravo trap when they renew their vo...
RHOP: You Say Closure I Say Foreclosure
05 Aug 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Ashley goes searching for her father on this week's Real Housewives of Potomac while Candiace house hunts on a locked trust fund budget. Enjoy! To hea...
Southern Charm: Madison at a Hatter
01 Aug 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Southern Charm ends its trip to Colorado with a fight between Austin and Madison. We don't wanna spoil too much in the description, but there's a leak...
RHOBH: Camilles on Wheels
31 Jul 2019
Contributed by Lukas
It's the third and final reunion of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills season, and it's still all about crazy ass Camille Grammer. Also, Kyle's just...