Watch What Crappens
Episodes
Winter Is Crappening: Game Over
20 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
With a heavy heart, we say goodbye to "Game of Thrones." Will Daenerys be stopped? Will John Snow ascend to the Iron Throne? How will eight epic seaso...
SummerHouse: No Hard Feelings
17 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Jordan finally reveals his big secret on "Summer House," and Kyle and Amanda grapple with more fallout from his infidelity. Plus, Lindsay goes on a no...
SouthernCharm: Thomas Who? — Live from Irvine
17 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
"Southern Charm" returns for its sixth season, but can it be as explosive and entertaining without the double-headed monster of Thomas and Ashley? Th...
RHONY: Square Pegs in a Round House
16 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
"The Real Housewives of New York" heads up the Hudson River to visit Luann's new round house, which may be too small for the Countess's rapidly inflat...
RHOBH: It's Expensive to Be Tom
15 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Erika Jayne lip syncs to dead air this week on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills when the ladies come to check out her concert. Will she improvise with...
PumpRules: What About Katie???
14 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
The "Vanderpump Rules" reunion soldiers on with even more hypocrisy, hot air, wild accusations, and self-aggrandizing. In other words: everything we'...
RHOP: Bride Snores
13 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Candiace gets hitched on this week's Real Housewives of Potomac while Gizelle gets ghosted and Ashley gets wasted. Will Karen keep her wig on? To hear...
Winter is Crappening: Smoke Gets in Your Eyes
13 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
It’s romance and utter carnage on the penultimate episode of Game of Thrones, all because of a little insecurity created by a single Starbucks cup. ...
Summer House: Penis, She Wrote
10 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Did Kyle cheat on Amanda again on Summer House? No one knows, because he can't remember. Time for a mystery: a penis mystery. Did it come out? Who did...
RHONY: Bye Bye Bridie
09 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
This episode of Real Housewives of New York is all cringe all the time. It's Halloween song cringe for Lu, and Ramona Sonja and Dorinda bring us some ...
RHOBH: Troop Beverly Hills
08 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
With Lisa Vanderpump busy renovating her kitchen, the rest of the "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" ladies head off on a glamping trip where they enc...
PumpRules: Turning the (Multiplication) Tables
07 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Time for the first reunion episode of Vanderpump Rules! Spoiler alert: the bot wins. To hear this week's bonus episode and to find Crappens on Demand ...
RHOP: O Half-Brother, Where Art Thou?
06 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
"The Real Housewives of Potomac" are back, and they're pretty much where we left them: Robyn still has short hair, Ashley and Michael are still gross...
Winter Is Crappening: Throne Overboard
06 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
With the Battle of Winterfell behind them, the remaining combined forces of the North march to King's Landing, but victory is never easy on "Game of T...
SummerHouse: A Real Paige Turner
03 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
"Summer House" is full of dramz. First Paige wafts back to Carl after a dude flakes on her. Then Lindsay struggles to keep a dirty secret about Kyle...
RHONY: The Ringmaster Didn't Mean a Thing
02 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Tinsley has an epic breakdown at the Big Apple Circus on "The Real Housewives of New York," and it's everything we could have ever wanted. Does this s...
RHOBH: Pump N'Mores
01 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Dorit have a showdown over ridiculously handled sushi on this week's Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and the ladies get ready for a camping trip. To ...
PumpRules: One Day You're Penguin, And The Next You're Out
30 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
The season finale of "Vanderpump Rules" really comes down to one thing: PENGUINS. God bless Scheana for perking up an otherwise humdrum episode. Wi...
Project Runway: Nip Grip
29 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Project Runway tells its designers to get classy, so bring on the pasties! To hear this week's Fifty Cent/Lala Scandal bonus episode and to find Crapp...
Winter is Crappening: The Pointy End
29 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Old Blue Eyes descends on Winterfell with his chorus line and takes aim, but if you’re gonna take a shot at the queen, ya better not miss. Find bonu...
Summer House: Ghost of the Weekday
26 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Kyle's getting ready to propose on Summer House, but can he get a yes before Lindsay drops her latest bomb? Also, Paige tries to date a ghost during t...
RHONY: Angel Balls of Steel
25 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Mario returns for a thirsty cameo on Real Housewives of New York, but did Ramona fill his cup? And will a seating brawl over seats at the Angel Ball s...
RHOBH: They Called Kenny! You Bastards!
24 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
A hum drum trip to see Boy George and Culture Club turns into a huffy spat on "The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills." Plus, PK makes contact with Ken,...
PumpRules: Beauty and the Greased
23 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Brittany has a bridal brunch on Vanderpump Rules and Jax vows to always take care of number one: himself. To hear this week's Below Deck Med Preview b...
RHOA: GOODBYE, NENE!
22 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
The Real Housewives of Atlanta officially closes out its season with Nene's transformation into a full blown monster. She's always been a diva, but no...
Winter Is Crappening: There Will Be Blood... Next Week?
22 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
As the ultimate showdown between humans and White Walkers looms, we're treated to an hour of preparations at Winterfell. This episode has it all: sin...
SummerHouse: The Carl Who Stole Carlmas
19 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
The "Summer House" gang decides to throw a Christmas-in-July party, but unfortunately for them, Krampus is here to ruin the fun. You see, no one anti...
RHONY: Phone Sex and the City
18 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
"The Real Housewives of New York" continue to plow ahead with ego, neuroticism, and phone sex. In other words, it's perfect. This week, the ladies w...
RHOBH: Judge Dread
17 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills deal with Lisa Vanderpump's escape by talking about a new subject that no one is sick of talking about: the Supre...
PumpRules: Exorcisters Are Doin' It For Themselves!
16 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Stassi finally realizes there's a demon possessing her on "Vanderpump Rules," and so someone named The Oracle, tries to purge it. Time will tell if i...
RHOA: Shootout at the OKoi Corral
15 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
NeNe still has zero f's to give in the second Real Housewives of Atlanta Reunion, but Porsha saves it with a historic read. To hear this week's Projec...
Winter is Crappening: Winter is Here, Betch!
15 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Game of Thrones return for season 8 with lots of shade in these cold times. Sansa gives stink eye to Daenerys, Lady Marmont reads Jon Snow, and Brando...
RHONY: Inbred and Breakfast - Live From Boston
12 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Dorinda sends Sonja into a spiral when she takes her to visit the Morgan Estate on the Berkshires trip. Will anyone make it out alive? To hear this we...
RHOBH: Live and Let Diabetes - Live From Boston
11 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Dorit thinks PK's diabetes 2 can turn into rickets on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and the Goodbye Kyle fallout continues. Can PK survive long...
PumpRules: Puppy No Love
09 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
The trip to Mexico winds down on "Vanderpump Rules," and the cast returns to LA where an awkward invitation to James and Raquel's "puppy shower" await...
Winter is Crappening: Cast Preview Rewinders and Reminders
08 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
It’s the first episode of Winter is Crappening, and there are a ton of characters to remember before we get going with the final season of Game of T...
RHOA: Koi Vey
08 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
"The Real Housewives of Atlanta" aired the first part of its season 11 reunion, and we can all agree on one thing: NENE IS AWFUL. We cover all her r...
SummerHouse: Kyle Be Damned; Plus, RHOBH On Trial — Live from Phoenix
07 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Our recap of the latest "Summer House" episode is finally here! Will Jordan stop putting his foot in his mouth? Will Amanda and Kyle break up? Will...
RHONY: Your Fish Is My Command - Live from Portland!
06 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
The annual "Real Housewives of New York" pilgrimage to The Berkshires is off to a great start, what with an instantly iconic squabble about Dorinda's ...
RHOBH: GOODBYE, KYLE!
03 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Time to take shelter on this week's Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Who's selling stories? Will Ken murder Kyle? And did Lisa Vanderpump manipulate ...
PumpRules: Fun Times In Puerto Cry-arta
02 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
"Vanderpump Rules" gives us more bickering, crying, and tiny ear canals as the cast (minus James) continues to live it up in Mexico. At the end of th...
RHOA & Project Runway: Teeny Weenie, Meanie Nene, Kenya Moore & Peach Bellini
01 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Kenya Moore returns to infuriate Nene at Cynthia's finale bellini party. Also, Porsha finds out she's pregnant with a hot dog and the Project Runway g...
Summer House: Twentysomething Year Old Virgin Episode
29 Mar 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Jordan starts a pattern of compulsively lying on this week's Summer House and Carl tries to fit into new white jeans. To hear this week's bonus episod...
RHONY: A Woah-pranos Sit Down
28 Mar 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Bethenny has a gangster sit down in Little Italy to make peace between Lu and Dorinda, and Sonja makes out with a chick before reminding Tinsley she's...
RHOBH: 9 Day Fiancé
27 Mar 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Denise Richards wins us over by delivering the shortest wedding storyline in the history of Bravo. We cannot thank her enough. And just when everythin...
PumpRules: Katie Goes HAM(mock)
26 Mar 2019
Contributed by Lukas
TomTom finally opens on "Vanderpump Rules," which means it's time for the cast to head off to Mexico. Unfortunately for Tom Schwartz, he neglected to...
ProjectRunway & RHOA: Bad Workers Blame Their Tulle
25 Mar 2019
Contributed by Lukas
"Project Runway" has its first villain in Hester, who ate up her team's budget with tulle, then sliced up the non-tulle, and then went back to the ori...
SummerHouse: Bro-BQ & A Session
22 Mar 2019
Contributed by Lukas
"Summer House" continues its strong third season with an uptick of douchery: first Everett makes a cameo return appearance, then Jordan gets messy wit...
RHONY: For The Seafood Lover In You!
21 Mar 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Barbara's clambake leads to all sorts of tension, especially when Ramona stashes two or six lobsters into her to-go bag. Then it's back to NYC as Luan...
RHOBH: Textes Blizzard
20 Mar 2019
Contributed by Lukas
iMessage takes center stage again in this week's Real Housewives of Beverly Hills as Teddi changes her story and produces non cropped screenshots of h...
PumpRules: One Bad Apple Spoils The Brunch
19 Mar 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Brunch with Billie goes woefully awry on "Vanderpump Rules" when Lala gets to finger pointing and screaming. Meanwhile, Brit has an ulcer, Scheana mak...
Top Chef & RHOA: Winner Winner Reception Dinner
18 Mar 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Top Chef announces its new champ and Eva finally gets married in a dress she's not sobbing about. Will NeNe find a way to make it all about her? To he...
RHONY: Madea's Clam Bake
17 Mar 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Live in Cinci for this very special episode of Real Housewives of New York. Will Luann get kicked off her high horse when she tries to keep her enemie...
Summer House: Red, White and Blue Balls Live in Cincinnati
16 Mar 2019
Contributed by Lukas
We're live from Cincinnati for this week's Summer House Fourth of July party. Will anyone get laid? To hear this week's bonus episode about our trip t...
Project Runway: Sew You, Say Me
15 Mar 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Project Runway is back on Bravo, and there are tears. Lots and lots of tears. To hear this week's bonus episode about our trip to SXSW and to find Cra...
RHOBH: Don't Mess With Textses
13 Mar 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Doggygate reaches new heights on "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" as Lisa confronts Dorit and Kyle with "textses" from Teddi and John Blizzard. It's...
PumpRules: DJ Banner - Live from SXSW, Featuring Jax Taylor
13 Mar 2019
Contributed by Lukas
We brought our show to South By Southwest to recap "Vanderpump Rules," and just when we thought it was safe to make fun of Jax... he done showed up an...
RHOA: Dungeons & Draggin' - Also, Top Chef and Married To Med LA
11 Mar 2019
Contributed by Lukas
We're here at SXSW in a crappy hotel room, which means it's time to churn out a podcast full of technical issues! First the recording stopped midway t...
RHONY: It's A Cruel Summer - Live from DC
09 Mar 2019
Contributed by Lukas
The Real Housewives of New York is back!! And to celebrate, we recapped the season 11 premiere in DC at our biggest live show to date! We don't know...
Summer House: Back To Basics
08 Mar 2019
Contributed by Lukas
The "Summer House" gang is back! We've said goodbye to some familiar faces but also hello to some new ones. Beore you write us a 17 page email about i...
RHONJ: The Gift That Keeps On Giving!
07 Mar 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Danielle Staub makes her triumphant return to the reunion stage as we wrap up the hilarious and wonderful season of Real Housewives of New Jersey. The...
RHOBH: Bahama Fleas
06 Mar 2019
Contributed by Lukas
It's still a Juicy eats Lucy world on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. The Bahamas trip ends with some heavy edits to protect Dorit from her current ...
PumpRules: Insane In The Reptilian Brain
05 Mar 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Beau's mom attempts to give relationship to the cast of "Vanderpump Rules," and as you can imagine, it doesn't work very well. But at least she does i...
RHOA & Top Chef: Bye Rice Cake Wig
04 Mar 2019
Contributed by Lukas
We doubled up on recaps to get both Top Chef and RHOA covered! Enjoy, guys! To hear this week's bonus episode about Married to Medicine and Abducted i...
Mexican Dynasties: Life, Death and Nacho
01 Mar 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Mexican Dynasties premieres with a welcome home party, a goodbye party, a super cute dog, and really rubbery faces. To hear this week's bonus episode ...
RHONJ: Standing (St)wrong
28 Feb 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Teresa tries to figure out what words are in the second part of the Real Housewives of New Jersey reunion and Joe Gorga reminds graces the stage to re...
RHOBH: Releasing The Dogs of War
27 Feb 2019
Contributed by Lukas
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills arrive in the Bahamas for a few days of R&R... and dog drama. Kyle just HAPPENS to tell Rinna about the Lucy ...
PumpRules: Who Gets the PJ?
26 Feb 2019
Contributed by Lukas
The girls finish up their Let's Torture Kristen wine weekend and move on to stressing about how many drinks the Toms will get on the menu. Also, LaLa ...
TopChef: Quest For The Holy Gail
26 Feb 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Gail's back! Gail's back! Our favorite Canadian "Top Chef" judge returns to enjoy one meal in Kentucky before the finals. Who will advance to Macau? W...
RHONJ: Barking Up The Wrong Tre - Live from Vancouver!
23 Feb 2019
Contributed by Lukas
We took our show to "Just For Laughs" in Vancouver this week, and what better way to make a splash in Canada than by recapping the Real Housewives of ...
RHOBH: Chocolate Hearted Snakes
20 Feb 2019
Contributed by Lukas
The Real Housewives have a chocolate heart party and we try to figure out what DNA repair is as we get to know Denise. To hear this week's bonus episo...
PumpRules: Trip of a Lifetime
20 Feb 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Just when you were losing faith in "Vanderpump Rules," along comes an episode with Kristen losing her mind so severely that she trips over a coffee ta...
RHOA: The Onion Ring On Her Finger
19 Feb 2019
Contributed by Lukas
**Today's episode is a video recap available on Patreon! Porsha finally gets engaged on Real Housewives Atlanta. Will the ring leave grease on her fin...
Top Chef: Float Like a Butterfly Sting Like a Padma
15 Feb 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Top Chef honors Muhammad Ali with some slimy chicken and cured salmon. Thankfully, Padma has enough stinky looks to save us all. To hear this week's b...
RHONJ: Finale Pool Marty
14 Feb 2019
Contributed by Lukas
The Real Housewives of New Jersey ends its season with a splash. Literally. To hear this week's bonus episode about the Grammys and our trip to Dallas...
RHOBH: Who Let The Dogs Out?
13 Feb 2019
Contributed by Lukas
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills roars out of the gate with its season premiere, which features dogs, goats, and Faye Resnick. Rumor has it this i...
PumpRules: Girl's Trippin'
12 Feb 2019
Contributed by Lukas
The girls of Vanderpump Rules take the pj to Solvang and Jax pretends he's above therapy. Also, James' mother is a monster. To hear this week's bonus ...
RHOA: A Strip of a Lifetime - Plus: Top Chef
11 Feb 2019
Contributed by Lukas
The women of "Real Housewives of Atlanta" are still in Japan, and this week they get a visit from a very special stripper who doesn't exactly knock th...
RHOD: Classic Trolley Rewind - Live from Dallas
10 Feb 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Brace yourself for a trip down memory lane (via dented trolley) as we recap a classic episode from the first season of the Real Housewives of Dallas. ...
RHONJ: Talking On Broken Glass - Live from Dallas!
09 Feb 2019
Contributed by Lukas
We're talking "Real Housewives of New Jersey" at our first ever Dallas live show, and while we may be focused on the Garden State, that doesn't mean w...
Below Deck: Brounion
06 Feb 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Below Deck celebrates the end of its best season with a reunion. Sexual harassment and herpes accusations ahead! To hear this week's bonus episode, be...
PumpRules: Daily Flail Party
05 Feb 2019
Contributed by Lukas
TomTom opens on tonight's Vanderpump Rules and Kristen is left alone in her bed with dogs and spaghetti. Will anyone save the poor chandeliers? This e...
Top Chef: Noshhville
01 Feb 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Top Chef takes on Nashville and tells sad boring stories to coincide with their dishes. Padma is on a tear, so it's all good by us! Yeehaw! This week'...
RHONJ: Cabo San Locas
31 Jan 2019
Contributed by Lukas
The Real Housewives of New Jersey head to Cabo to punch vases, throw glasses and ride camels. Will The Marge make it out alive? This week's bonus is s...
BelowDeck: Our Hearts Are, Like, Literally Full
30 Jan 2019
Contributed by Lukas
"Below Deck" concludes its epic, best season with one last hurrah in the form of a sea slug and some catty biatches. The only thing that could have ma...
PumpRules: Lost in Translation
29 Jan 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Billie Lee and Katie's Cis Privilege fight continues this week on Vanderpump Rules, and ScheSchu has a housewarming in Siberia. Also lalaandarianadidi...
RHOA: Don't Be Tardy For The Tea Party
29 Jan 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Real Housewives of Atlanta came to life this week when Marlo attempted to come for Eva, and Eva finally read her to filth. And she wasn't the only one...
‘Southern Charm’ Mayor Hands Extravaganza - Live from Charleston
26 Jan 2019
Contributed by Lukas
We celebrated the "Watch What Crappens" 7th Anniversary in the most epic way possible: with a packed live show in Charleston, South Carolina. Not only...
Below Deck: Princess Cruises - Live from Charleston
25 Jan 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Our two night Charleston bonanza kicks off with two special on-stage guests: Patricia Altschul and Michael the Butler from "Southern Charm"!! Then we ...
RHONJ: Tanned Parenthood
24 Jan 2019
Contributed by Lukas
This week on "RHONJ," Tre and Frankie Jr finally take the stage for their fitness competitions, but not before soaking themselves in half the Garden S...
PumpRules: Sister, Cister
22 Jan 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Billie Lee comes out swinging when she's not invited to Girls Night In at Sur, and Scheanna and LaLa perfect faking orgasms. This week's bonus is a br...
RHOA: Tokyo Draggin'
21 Jan 2019
Contributed by Lukas
The Real Housewives of Atlanta take Tokyo. Can they keep the dragon inside NeNe from scorching the earth? We're doing a couple of shows a week on vide...
Top Chef: Carne!
18 Jan 2019
Contributed by Lukas
This week on Top Chef, Dario the Butcher yells CARNE a lot and the chefs bone a beef challenge. We're doing a couple of shows a week on video which yo...
RHONJ: Fetty Little Liar
17 Jan 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Milania gets her time in the sun on Real Housewives of New Jersey and to celebrate, the ladies fight over arranged marriages, adultery and Danielle St...
BelowDeck: YAAAAAAchtSS, KWEEN!
16 Jan 2019
Contributed by Lukas
The Gays have arrived, and they've brought a cyclone of chaos to the S.S. My Seanna. Will Josiah be tank-top shamed? Will Adrian be creepy? And will T...
PumpRules: Edibles and Oedipals
15 Jan 2019
Contributed by Lukas
The Taco Bell Coven takes the Taco Bell Mom Coven to dinner, but can they make it through the edibles before crashing into the Oedipals? Would you pre...
RHOA & Married2Med: Women of Grill Repute
15 Jan 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Tempers aren't the only things flaring at Tanya's hibatchi party. Literal fire too. Because she has a hibatchi room. I know. We're still processing th...
TopChef: The Oy, Luck Club
11 Jan 2019
Contributed by Lukas
"Top Chef" is taking us back to the roaring '20s, and no good trip down memory lane isn't complete without a face from the past. Enter Brother Luck, w...
RHONJ: The Legend of Melda - A Link to the Paramus
11 Jan 2019
Contributed by Lukas
This week on Real Housewives of New Jersey, the show takes us to both Istanbul AND Dolores's house flip. Does it get more exciting than that? What if ...
BelowDeck: Check Yourself Before You Shipwreck Yourself
09 Jan 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Below Deck is finally back!! Will Captain Lee fire Laura? Will Rhylee and Ross ever stop fighting? Will Ashton dry-hump the anchor? All these pressing...