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RHONY: A Royal De-Basement
10 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
We will be recapping all seven parts of Netflix' Tiger King on our Patreon feed, and will have video recaps available for six of those episodes on Cra...
Summer House: The Mediocre Depression
09 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
We will be recapping all seven parts of Netflix' Tiger King on our Patreon feed, and will have video recaps available for six of those episodes on Cra...
PumpRules: Axes of Evil
08 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
We will be recapping all seven parts of Netflix' Tiger King on our Patreon feed, and will have video recaps available for six of those episodes on Cra...
Shahs: Tears and Loathing in Los Angeles
07 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
On this week's Shahs of Sunset, Reza blocks all his friends and then cries that he feels alone. Plus, GG endures a medical hardship, and Tommy faces ...
TopChef: Eat Your Art Out
06 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This week on Top Chef, the contestants must make funky fried rice for Randal Park and Ali Wong. Then it's off to the Getty Center to find inspiration...
RHONY: Life After Bethenny... Again
03 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
What the world needs now, is RHONY sweet RHONY. Thank God the Real Housewives of New York are back. The new season launched without Bethenny, but in...
SummerHouse: Fraternizing with the Enemy
02 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
On Summer House, the gang throws a frat toga party for Kyle while simultaneously threatening to banish Jules for... something? It's ridiculous and inf...
PumpRules: Arrested Development
01 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Tom and Jax wage escalating pranks at each other, and Brett calls Scheana "middle-aged." Just more fun on Vanderpump Rules, and it all ends with Schw...
Netflix' Tiger King Episode 1
31 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
We recapped episode one of Netflix' Tiger King on our premium Patreon bonus last week and you guys asked us for the full season so ok, we're in. The r...
Shahs of Sunset: Vidaplicity
31 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
We will be recapping all seven parts of Netflix' Tiger King on our Patreon feed, and will have video recaps available for six of those episodes on Cra...
Top Chef: Ruth-less
30 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
We will be recapping all seven parts of Netflix' Tiger King on our Patreon feed, and will have video recaps available for six of those episodes on Cra...
RHOBH Season 10 Trailer Breakdown
27 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This episode also available as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo Today is one of our favorite kinds of episodes. It's a trailer ...
Summer House: Got Milk?
26 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This episode also available as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo This week on Summer House, we find out that Kyle was breastfed ...
PumpRules: That's a No From Me, Daug
25 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Schwartz' friends celebrate his terrible parenting skills after his lizard dies on this week's Vanderpump Rules and The Witches of WeHo vote out a wit...
Shahs: Tommy Does Some Landscaping
24 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
The moment we've been sort of waiting for is finally here: Tommy terrorizes planters! Thank goodness for Ring door cams, which have provided the piè...
RHOA: Talkin' Spit
23 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
The Real Housewives of Atlanta trip to Greece reaches its thrilling conclusion with the one thing we're all trying to avoid: spit. Actually, not qui...
Bonus: Love is Blind
23 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This episode also available as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo We did a bonus episode about Netflix' Love is Blind last week a...
TopChef: Did You MEAN To Have a Season Premiere?
20 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Top Chef All Stars LA is upon us, and we are so happy to see so many familiar faces, especially our dear friend Gail Simmons. Join us as we dive into ...
RHONJ: Pulling Out All The Staubs - Live from Instagram!
20 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Part 3 of the Real Housewives of New Jersey reunion closes out an explosive season with Danielle Staub making her tear-less goodbye to the franchise (...
SummerHouse: Dude, Where's My Carl?
19 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Summer House is full of meltdowns. First there's Kyle and Amanda, whose relationship is melting into goo before our eyes. Then there's Lindsay and C...
PumpRules: Awfully Wedded
19 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
The moment nobody was waiting for has finally arrived: Jax and Brittany's wedding on Vanderpump Rules! After years of thinking every red flag was a ...
Shahs of Sunset: Dreadpool
17 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Reza hits a new low on Shahs of Sunset, but MJ is back and armed with a drink to throw. For this week's premium bonus recap of Family Karma, become a ...
RHOA: Nope-a!
16 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
The Real Housewives of Atlanta are still in Greece, and Nene and Kenya bring on the tragedy. Will they ever get past this? And hey...are these cats ge...
RHONJ: Key Party Reunion
12 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
It's Part Two of the Real Housewives of New Jersey reunion and it's all about the couples boning and Jen not being able to stay quiet for more than tw...
Summer House: #MoreStrife
12 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Carl acts like a total jackass this week on Summer House and Jordon is back to try to get a boner. It doesn't work. For this week's premium bonus reca...
PumpRules: You're the Onesie
11 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This episode also available as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo The Vanderpump Rules kids have the 972nd celebration of the Ken...
Shahs: Voy Meets World
10 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
After a one night stand with Sara's brother Sam, Destiney faces the scrutiny of the group on this week's Shah's of Sunset. Plus, it's a quadruple dose...
RHOA: My Big Fat Greek Divorce
09 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
On this week's Real Housewives of Atlanta, Kenya Moore faces the twin miseries of a public divorce and traveling with Nene to Greece. At least there'...
SummerHouse: Carl-ing It Quits
06 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
After a harrowing seven minutes as boyfriend and girlfriend, Carl realizes his new relationship with Lindsay is moving so fast that it's driving him t...
RHONJ: Throwing Sh-Ayden
05 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
The season ten reunion of Real Housewives of New Jersey started this week, and no one was ready to scream more than Jennifer Ayden. When she wasn't h...
PumpRules: Jax and Brittany Go To Blight Castle
04 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This week on Vanderpump Rules, Jax and Tom bury the hatchet (for now), and then the gang goes to the living nightmare that is The Kentucky Castle. Me...
Shahs of Sunset: Sally Be Obsessed
03 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Shahs of Sunset finds Reza in Vegas for his big Sally Beauty event. Will Destiney bone Sara's brother? Will Tommy get a standing o for his takedown of...
RHOA: Charity Gall-a
02 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Kenya's marriage falls apart at the charity gala that was supposed to be her debut as a Mrs on this week's Real Housewives of Atlanta. For this week's...
Summer House: Codependence Day
28 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Summer House has its annual Fourth of July party, but no one really celebrates Independence. For this week's premium bonus two parter recorded on our ...
RHONJ: A Very Juicy Deportation
27 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This episode also available as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo Real Housewives of New Jersey ends its season with an admission...
Vanderpump Rules: Diss Inivited
26 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This episode also available as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo Jax kicks Sandoval out of his wedding on this week's Vanderpump...
Shahs: Flinging Mud
25 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
The fallout continues between Reza, Destiney, and MJ, but that's not going to get in the way of a mud run! Meanwhile, GG is on the road to pregnancy, ...
RHOA: On Bowling Pins and Needles
24 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
On The Real Housewives of Atlanta, Kenya and Marc put together a "couples night" at the bowling alley, which is a perfect arena for us to watch their ...
SummerHouse: So Many Fingering Doubts - Live from Omaha
23 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
On Summer House, love is in the air — but like, in the same way asbestos might be in the air if you go to the wrong building. Lindsay and Carl are ...
RHONJ: Shore-y, Not Shore-y — Live from Kansas!
22 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
It's another day at the Jersey Shore on The Real Housewives of New Jersey, but this one ends with quite the twist, courtesy of Danielle Staub. We're ...
PumpRules: The Not-So-Distant Pastor
19 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
We're fired up about this week's Vanderpump Rules as Britney and Jax grapple with how to deal with a controversial pastor. And just when it seems like...
Below Deck: Bru-union
18 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
The boys of Below Deck flounder around and wallow in excuses for the entire Below Deck Reunion. Will Andy stand for it? Or will he stan for it? For th...
Shahs of Sunset: Hate and Ali
18 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Reza goes ham on Ali for the Jenga rumors this week on Shahs of Sunset. Is MJ controlling everything from a hospital bed? And will Destiny ever stop c...
RHOA: Liars and Cheetahs
17 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
NeNe and Cynthia come to a shaky truce on this week's Real Housewives of Atlanta, but nothing can save NeNe's animal print party from drowning in real...
Summer House: Goldfinger
14 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Kyle and Amanda can't make it this week, so the gang throws a "Daddy's Gone" party while Paige shows off her new gold ring. It's the season of fingers...
RHONJ: Gym Tan Beverly
13 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
The Real Housewives of New Jersey head down to the shore for some fights about thrown plates and Beverly is officially shown to the door. Until next w...
Vanderpump Rules: Pride and Notjealous
12 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This episode also available as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo It's the yearly Pride episode of Vanderpump Rules and Scheana's...
BelowDeck: ‘Below Deck’ Reunion Has a Host of Issues
11 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
The much anticipated Below Deck reunion commenced last night with Andy Cohen serving as captain, and needless to say, this boat veered way off course....
Shahs: Welcome to the Jenga
11 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
After a year off the air, Shahs of Sunset returned in glorious form: GG hates Shervin, Mike has a new love of his life (and this time he's really rea...
RHOA: Cookies 'n' Scream
11 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Real Housewives of Atlanta is finally back, and we kick things off with Kenya pouncing on sweet Tanya. And this time she's called in backup: THE COOK...
RHONJ: My Apologies Will Go On — Live from New Orleans
08 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Despite having to compete with a Celine Dion concert, we packed the theater for our live show from New Orleans. And to mark the occasion, we talked R...
SummerHouse: The Masked Finger — Live from Birmingham
07 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Summer House is back, and everyone is talking about it. And so are we, duh! To celebrate the premiere, we're recapping this finger-lickin' good episod...
Vanderpump Rules: Grumpy Old(er) Men
05 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This episode also available as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo The crew celebrates Brittany and Jax for the 97th time in a wee...
Below Deck Sailing Yacht: Flailing Yacht
05 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
It's another version of Below Deck! This one sails and tilts and drawers open and people keep getting shocked by it. We loved it. Enjoy! For this week...
Below Deck: Drowning in Kick Sand
05 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Below Deck crescendos the blatant misogyny of season seven when Kevin kicks sand in Kate's face. Pure class, that one. For this week's bonus episode r...
RHONJ: Leaving Worsthampton Live in Houston
01 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This week's Real Housewives of New Jersey was recorded live from Warehouse Live in Houston, TX. The fight about childrens' party budgets rages, Tre an...
PumpRules: It's Brittany, Bach — Live from Austin
31 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Hey guys — did you hear that Brittany and Jax are getting married? America's sourhearts bring all their friends down to Miami for a joint bachelor/b...
BelowDeck: Hard to Swallow
28 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Kevin on Below Deck has been a dick all season; so it's appropriate that he heads into the finale presenting a giant cake dick to a bunch of unimpress...
RHONJ: Savings and Moan - Live from Columbus
26 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
The accusations fly on Real Housewives of New Jersey when Jennifer Ayden realizes that Jackie might actually be wealthier than she is. It's a good ol...
PumpRules: Burn After Reading - Live from Detroit!
25 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
On this week's Vanderpump Rules, Stassi gives us the sort of meltdown we crave most from her: shrill, entitled, and loud. But is she in the wrong? ...
#1140 Below Deck: Unstung Zeroes
21 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Alexis Bellino finishes up her thirsty Below Deck trip without a ring, and Rhylee comes at the boys "got it"s ablazin'. Who will end this episode stun...
RHOA: Hi, Wig!
21 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Tanya smuggles in Kenya's wig on this week's Real Housewives of Atlanta. Will it send Kenya over the edges? For this week's bonus about lamps and the ...
Project Runway: DNA Dramz
21 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Project Runway presents a heritage challenge, which leads to fabulous creativity and manipulative exploitation. For this week's bonus about lamps and ...
2020 Crappies
18 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
It's time for the eight annual Crappy Awards. @bendelker and @ronniekaram were joined onstage at the Regent Theater in Los Angeles by the wonderful @m...
RHONJ: Mother of All Episodes
16 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo The Real Housewives of New Jersey celebrates Mothers Day with a dra...
PumpRules: Jaxervention
15 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo Jax gets mixed up in Kristen and Carter's relationship and Scheanna...
Below Deck: Jesus Jugs, Take The Keel
14 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Alexis Bellino makes her Below Deck debut this week, which basically amounts to her making out with her indifferent boyfriend Drew. Meanwhile, Courtn...
RHOA: Carnival Circus
14 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
It's the fight we've been waiting for all season on Real Housewives of Atlanta, and it did not disappoint. Turns out SnakeGate™ was good for at lea...
RHOD: Lo(cken) Siento
10 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
It's the moment we've all been waiting for: Leeanne faces the music for her racially insensitive comments towards Kary... and it is as much of a mess ...
RHONJ: Dog & Ponytail Show
10 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
It's the fight that everyone's been talking about on Real Housewives of New Jersey: Marge pours water on Danielle's head, Danielle yanks Marge's pony...
PumpRules: New Kids on the Block
08 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Vanderpump Rules is back, and there are plenty of changes afoot: half the cast moved to teh suburbs, a bunch of new people are sleeping with each othe...
Below Deck: The Got It Witch Trials
07 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Below Deck's deck crew teams up to rid the boat of Rhylee, and Kevin takes revenge on a picky guest by doing a better job. To hear our two part Top Ch...
Married to Medicine: Out With a Bang
07 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
The third part of Married to Medicine's reunion features yelling, screaming, religious persecution allegations, boob talk, and apology bangs. To hear ...
RHOA: Toronto Raptors
07 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
The ladies of Real Housewives of Atlanta celebrate Carnival in Toronto and Cynthia says "Snakegate" a lot while NeNe denies leaking her own card to th...
RHOBH: Thanks for the Meme-ories, Part 2 — Live from Philadelphia
02 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
It's part two of our RHOBH rewind episode, live from Philadelphia. We're recapping Season 2, Episode 14 of "The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" —...
RHOBH: Thanks for the Meme-ories, Part 1 — Live from Philadelphia
01 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
It's the episode that launched a million memes: Taylor Armstrong losing her mind at a party in Malibu. For our live show in Philadelphia, we decided t...
RHOC: Never Have I Ever
27 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
The Real Housewives of Orange County ends their fourteenth season by kicking Vicki off early to have an epic meltdown before bringing out someone even...
Married to Medicine: Married to Doctor(ing of Documents)
26 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
In Married to Medicine's season finale, Buffie has a full on breakdown and Quad says "doctoring of documents" a lot. To hear the second part of our To...
RHOC: The Nightmare Before Christmas
25 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Santa came two days early when he brought us a very special gift on Monday: Part 2 of the "Real Housewives of Orange County" reunion. It's astonishin...
BelowDeck: One Stew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest
24 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
It's another night out with the cavemen on this week's "Below Deck," and this time around, Smashton is drunk, horny, AND violent. It's enough to make...
RHOA: A Very CHILL Engagement
24 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Mike Hill finally pops the question to Cynthia on this week's "Real Housewives of Atlanta." But never under estimate Kenya's ability to undermine a g...
RHOD: Sorry Seems To Be The Hardest Word
20 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
The Real Housewives of Dallas wraps up its fourth season with Leeanne royally botching her chance to apologize to Kary for her racially insensitive re...
RHOC: Has-Beens & Wives
20 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
The season 14 "Real Housewives of Orange County" reunion got off to a fiery, hilarious start this week, and we're here to rehash every minute: from V...
RHONJ: Don't Put All Your Easter Eggs In One Basket
20 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
It's Easter Sunday on "Real Housewives of New Jersey," which means it's time for food, family, and tears. Just another weekend in the Giudice househo...
RHOC: Betchfight at the WooHoo Corral
19 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
This episode is available in video form on Patreon as part of Crappens On Demand Cowgirl Tamra tries to start a fight with Doddahontas at Vicki's enga...
Below Deck: Smoke Master
17 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Master Pearson returns to Below Deck. Will his family have better luck this time or will they be smoked out? For this week's premium Project Runway re...
RHOA: Hairapy
17 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Real Housewives of Atlanta spends a lot of time in therapy this week. Porsha forgives Dennis (kinda), NeNe tries to learn how to not say sorry in a mo...
RHONJ: Chestnuts Roasted
14 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
It's our last live show of 2020 and we're celebrating in Seattle with this touching Christmas episode. The Real Housewives of New Jersey end their tri...
RHOC: The Betch Also Rises Live From Denver
13 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
We're live from The Oriental Theater in Denver for this very special episode of Real Housewives of Orange County. By very special episode, we mean...w...
RHOD: Khob Khun Ka, But No Khob Khun Ka
12 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
*This audio has been re-uploaded so if your audio sucks, re-download. Sorry for the trouble!*Real Housewives of Dallas finishes up their Thailand trip...
Below Deck: Toxic Brüsculinity
10 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
The crew gets the day off on "Below Deck," and what starts off as a lovely holiday (baby elephants!!!) turns nasty as the stench of chauvinism descend...
ProjectRunway: Taking Up Space
10 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
It's the season premiere of "Project Runway," and things are starting on a very interstellar note. The new batch of contestants must team up and creat...
RHOA: Edged Out
10 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Marlo tries to launch a new wig line on "Real Housewives of Atlanta," but she's upstaged by Kenya Moore's edge cream. Just another day in the ATL. See...
RHONJ: She's Just Not That Into You — Live from Philadelphia
08 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
"The Real Housewives of New Jersey" cast trip to Jamaica continues to unravel this week as Jackie grapples with the notion that Dolores may just not l...
RHOD: Belle of the Ping Pong Ball - Live from St. Louis
07 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On "The Real Housewives of Dallas," the ladies visit an elephant sanctuary before venturing in Bangkok's infamous red light district. Needless to say,...
Married2Med: I Luh Ya Papi
05 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
The couples trip on "Married To Medicine" drones on with the usual mix of domestic tension and excessive "games." This time around though, the guys m...
RHOC: The Drags of Society
05 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
This episode is available in video form on Patreon as part of Crappens On Demand The Real Housewives of Orange County make their way to Key West, wher...
#1103 Below Deck: OMGeeminy Cricket!
03 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Below Deck has a fresh charter of horny moms to terrify Captain Lee, and Simone and Tanner kind of bang. To hear this week's premium bonus episode cov...
RHONJ: Jerk! Chicken!
03 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
This episode is available in video form on Patreon as part of Crappens On Demand The Real Housewives of New Jersey are in Jamaica and Jennifer embarra...
RHOC: We're In Miami, BETCH!
03 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
This episode is available in video form on Patreon as part of Crappens On Demand The Real Housewives of Orange County go to Miami for hair pulling, sc...