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RHOBH: Sutton Impact

30 Apr 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Sutton continues to shake up Real Housewives of Beverly Hills in the best way, affording us one of the funniest episodes in ages. Basically, she make...

PumpRules: Engagement Ghost

29 Apr 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Vanderpump Rules finds Stassi and Beau getting engaged and ghosting Kristen from the party. Also, we get some Scheana backstory and learn that Charli ...

Shahs of Sunset: Luaus and Lies

28 Apr 2020

Contributed by Lukas

The Shahs of Sunset gang tries to fight on their Hawaiian vacation, but Paulina's not very good at it yet. For the entire season of Netflix' Tiger Kin...

Top Chef: Symphoneat

27 Apr 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Top Chef goes to the symphony so Tom can try to come up with some musical puns, and two chefs are sent packing. We're not happy about it. For the enti...

Summer House: Friendzoned in Bonetown

25 Apr 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Hannah finally gets a taste of hot dish on this week's Summer House and Amanda. Is. LIVID, Kyle! For the entire season of Netflix' Tiger King recaps w...

RHONY: Tiki Torched

24 Apr 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo The Real Housewives of New York are all off their damn rockers this...

RHOBH: Sutton Place

23 Apr 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo Newbie Sutton opens a store on this week's Real Housewives of Bever...

PumpRules: Gone with the Wine

22 Apr 2020

Contributed by Lukas

The Witches of Weho come together for a big wine event on Vanderpump Rules, and in true fashion, Stassi throws a full bodied tantrum with notes of rag...

RHOA & Shahs: When Hello Freezes Over

21 Apr 2020

Contributed by Lukas

On this episode, we're recapping the season finale of Real Housewives of Atlanta and the latest installment of Shahs of Sunset. First up, it's Kandi's...

TopChef: Dial M for Malarkey

20 Apr 2020

Contributed by Lukas

On a supersized Top Chef, the cheftestants must navigate through a Quick Fire with only the help of their loved ones and a shoddy connection from Metr...

RHOBH: Bangs of New York

18 Apr 2020

Contributed by Lukas

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills is back, and now that Lisa Vanderpump is gone, who shall wear her crown? It's heavy, in case you didn't hear. O...

RHONY: Maniac Mansion

17 Apr 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Real Housewives of New York, Sonja gets wasted at a mansion party, and Luann escapes the humiliation of being chosen for Ramona's basemen...

SummerHouse: Murder Most Carl

16 Apr 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Summer House, Carl gets wasted and feels sorry for himself. Meanwhile, tensions surface between the girls thanks to Lindsay, and Hannah ...

PumpRules: United in Holy Matri-Maloney

15 Apr 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Tom and Katie head to Las Vegas with everyone (except Kristen) on this week's Vanderpump Rules. Why? Because they need to get officially married... ag...

Shahs of Sunset: Clown and Country

14 Apr 2020

Contributed by Lukas

We covered all seven parts of Netflix' Tiger King on our Patreon feed, and have video recaps for six of those episodes on Crappens On Demand! Nema inv...

RHOA: We'll Always Have Closet

13 Apr 2020

Contributed by Lukas

We covered all seven parts of Netflix' Tiger King on our Patreon feed, and have video recaps for six of those episodes on Crappens On Demand! Kenya cr...

RHONY: A Royal De-Basement

10 Apr 2020

Contributed by Lukas

We will be recapping all seven parts of Netflix' Tiger King on our Patreon feed, and will have video recaps available for six of those episodes on Cra...

Summer House: The Mediocre Depression

09 Apr 2020

Contributed by Lukas

We will be recapping all seven parts of Netflix' Tiger King on our Patreon feed, and will have video recaps available for six of those episodes on Cra...

PumpRules: Axes of Evil

08 Apr 2020

Contributed by Lukas

We will be recapping all seven parts of Netflix' Tiger King on our Patreon feed, and will have video recaps available for six of those episodes on Cra...

Shahs: Tears and Loathing in Los Angeles

07 Apr 2020

Contributed by Lukas

On this week's Shahs of Sunset, Reza blocks all his friends and then cries that he feels alone. Plus, GG endures a medical hardship, and Tommy faces ...

TopChef: Eat Your Art Out

06 Apr 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Top Chef, the contestants must make funky fried rice for Randal Park and Ali Wong. Then it's off to the Getty Center to find inspiration...

RHONY: Life After Bethenny... Again

03 Apr 2020

Contributed by Lukas

What the world needs now, is RHONY sweet RHONY. Thank God the Real Housewives of New York are back. The new season launched without Bethenny, but in...

SummerHouse: Fraternizing with the Enemy

02 Apr 2020

Contributed by Lukas

On Summer House, the gang throws a frat toga party for Kyle while simultaneously threatening to banish Jules for... something? It's ridiculous and inf...

PumpRules: Arrested Development

01 Apr 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Tom and Jax wage escalating pranks at each other, and Brett calls Scheana "middle-aged." Just more fun on Vanderpump Rules, and it all ends with Schw...

Netflix' Tiger King Episode 1

31 Mar 2020

Contributed by Lukas

We recapped episode one of Netflix' Tiger King on our premium Patreon bonus last week and you guys asked us for the full season so ok, we're in. The r...

Shahs of Sunset: Vidaplicity

31 Mar 2020

Contributed by Lukas

We will be recapping all seven parts of Netflix' Tiger King on our Patreon feed, and will have video recaps available for six of those episodes on Cra...

Top Chef: Ruth-less

30 Mar 2020

Contributed by Lukas

We will be recapping all seven parts of Netflix' Tiger King on our Patreon feed, and will have video recaps available for six of those episodes on Cra...

RHOBH Season 10 Trailer Breakdown

27 Mar 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This episode also available as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo Today is one of our favorite kinds of episodes. It's a trailer ...

Summer House: Got Milk?

26 Mar 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This episode also available as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo This week on Summer House, we find out that Kyle was breastfed ...

PumpRules: That's a No From Me, Daug

25 Mar 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Schwartz' friends celebrate his terrible parenting skills after his lizard dies on this week's Vanderpump Rules and The Witches of WeHo vote out a wit...

Shahs: Tommy Does Some Landscaping

24 Mar 2020

Contributed by Lukas

The moment we've been sort of waiting for is finally here: Tommy terrorizes planters! Thank goodness for Ring door cams, which have provided the piè...

RHOA: Talkin' Spit

23 Mar 2020

Contributed by Lukas

The Real Housewives of Atlanta trip to Greece reaches its thrilling conclusion with the one thing we're all trying to avoid: spit. Actually, not qui...

Bonus: Love is Blind

23 Mar 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This episode also available as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo We did a bonus episode about Netflix' Love is Blind last week a...

TopChef: Did You MEAN To Have a Season Premiere?

20 Mar 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Top Chef All Stars LA is upon us, and we are so happy to see so many familiar faces, especially our dear friend Gail Simmons. Join us as we dive into ...

RHONJ: Pulling Out All The Staubs - Live from Instagram!

20 Mar 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Part 3 of the Real Housewives of New Jersey reunion closes out an explosive season with Danielle Staub making her tear-less goodbye to the franchise (...

SummerHouse: Dude, Where's My Carl?

19 Mar 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Summer House is full of meltdowns. First there's Kyle and Amanda, whose relationship is melting into goo before our eyes. Then there's Lindsay and C...

PumpRules: Awfully Wedded

19 Mar 2020

Contributed by Lukas

The moment nobody was waiting for has finally arrived: Jax and Brittany's wedding on Vanderpump Rules! After years of thinking every red flag was a ...

Shahs of Sunset: Dreadpool

17 Mar 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Reza hits a new low on Shahs of Sunset, but MJ is back and armed with a drink to throw. For this week's premium bonus recap of Family Karma, become a ...

RHOA: Nope-a!

16 Mar 2020

Contributed by Lukas

The Real Housewives of Atlanta are still in Greece, and Nene and Kenya bring on the tragedy. Will they ever get past this? And hey...are these cats ge...

RHONJ: Key Party Reunion

12 Mar 2020

Contributed by Lukas

It's Part Two of the Real Housewives of New Jersey reunion and it's all about the couples boning and Jen not being able to stay quiet for more than tw...

Summer House: #MoreStrife

12 Mar 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Carl acts like a total jackass this week on Summer House and Jordon is back to try to get a boner. It doesn't work. For this week's premium bonus reca...

PumpRules: You're the Onesie

11 Mar 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This episode also available as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo The Vanderpump Rules kids have the 972nd celebration of the Ken...

Shahs: Voy Meets World

10 Mar 2020

Contributed by Lukas

After a one night stand with Sara's brother Sam, Destiney faces the scrutiny of the group on this week's Shah's of Sunset. Plus, it's a quadruple dose...

RHOA: My Big Fat Greek Divorce

09 Mar 2020

Contributed by Lukas

On this week's Real Housewives of Atlanta, Kenya Moore faces the twin miseries of a public divorce and traveling with Nene to Greece. At least there'...

SummerHouse: Carl-ing It Quits

06 Mar 2020

Contributed by Lukas

After a harrowing seven minutes as boyfriend and girlfriend, Carl realizes his new relationship with Lindsay is moving so fast that it's driving him t...

RHONJ: Throwing Sh-Ayden

05 Mar 2020

Contributed by Lukas

The season ten reunion of Real Housewives of New Jersey started this week, and no one was ready to scream more than Jennifer Ayden. When she wasn't h...

PumpRules: Jax and Brittany Go To Blight Castle

04 Mar 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Vanderpump Rules, Jax and Tom bury the hatchet (for now), and then the gang goes to the living nightmare that is The Kentucky Castle. Me...

Shahs of Sunset: Sally Be Obsessed

03 Mar 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Shahs of Sunset finds Reza in Vegas for his big Sally Beauty event. Will Destiney bone Sara's brother? Will Tommy get a standing o for his takedown of...

RHOA: Charity Gall-a

02 Mar 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Kenya's marriage falls apart at the charity gala that was supposed to be her debut as a Mrs on this week's Real Housewives of Atlanta. For this week's...

Summer House: Codependence Day

28 Feb 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Summer House has its annual Fourth of July party, but no one really celebrates Independence. For this week's premium bonus two parter recorded on our ...

RHONJ: A Very Juicy Deportation

27 Feb 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This episode also available as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo Real Housewives of New Jersey ends its season with an admission...

Vanderpump Rules: Diss Inivited

26 Feb 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This episode also available as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo Jax kicks Sandoval out of his wedding on this week's Vanderpump...

Shahs: Flinging Mud

25 Feb 2020

Contributed by Lukas

The fallout continues between Reza, Destiney, and MJ, but that's not going to get in the way of a mud run! Meanwhile, GG is on the road to pregnancy, ...

RHOA: On Bowling Pins and Needles

24 Feb 2020

Contributed by Lukas

On The Real Housewives of Atlanta, Kenya and Marc put together a "couples night" at the bowling alley, which is a perfect arena for us to watch their ...

SummerHouse: So Many Fingering Doubts - Live from Omaha

23 Feb 2020

Contributed by Lukas

On Summer House, love is in the air — but like, in the same way asbestos might be in the air if you go to the wrong building. Lindsay and Carl are ...

RHONJ: Shore-y, Not Shore-y — Live from Kansas!

22 Feb 2020

Contributed by Lukas

It's another day at the Jersey Shore on The Real Housewives of New Jersey, but this one ends with quite the twist, courtesy of Danielle Staub. We're ...

PumpRules: The Not-So-Distant Pastor

19 Feb 2020

Contributed by Lukas

We're fired up about this week's Vanderpump Rules as Britney and Jax grapple with how to deal with a controversial pastor. And just when it seems like...

Below Deck: Bru-union

18 Feb 2020

Contributed by Lukas

The boys of Below Deck flounder around and wallow in excuses for the entire Below Deck Reunion. Will Andy stand for it? Or will he stan for it? For th...

Shahs of Sunset: Hate and Ali

18 Feb 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Reza goes ham on Ali for the Jenga rumors this week on Shahs of Sunset. Is MJ controlling everything from a hospital bed? And will Destiny ever stop c...

RHOA: Liars and Cheetahs

17 Feb 2020

Contributed by Lukas

NeNe and Cynthia come to a shaky truce on this week's Real Housewives of Atlanta, but nothing can save NeNe's animal print party from drowning in real...

Summer House: Goldfinger

14 Feb 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Kyle and Amanda can't make it this week, so the gang throws a "Daddy's Gone" party while Paige shows off her new gold ring. It's the season of fingers...

RHONJ: Gym Tan Beverly

13 Feb 2020

Contributed by Lukas

The Real Housewives of New Jersey head down to the shore for some fights about thrown plates and Beverly is officially shown to the door. Until next w...

Vanderpump Rules: Pride and Notjealous

12 Feb 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This episode also available as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo It's the yearly Pride episode of Vanderpump Rules and Scheana's...

BelowDeck: ‘Below Deck’ Reunion Has a Host of Issues

11 Feb 2020

Contributed by Lukas

The much anticipated Below Deck reunion commenced last night with Andy Cohen serving as captain, and needless to say, this boat veered way off course....

Shahs: Welcome to the Jenga

11 Feb 2020

Contributed by Lukas

After a year off the air, Shahs of Sunset returned in glorious form: GG hates Shervin, Mike has a new love of his life (and this time he's really rea...

RHOA: Cookies 'n' Scream

11 Feb 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Real Housewives of Atlanta is finally back, and we kick things off with Kenya pouncing on sweet Tanya. And this time she's called in backup: THE COOK...

RHONJ: My Apologies Will Go On — Live from New Orleans

08 Feb 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Despite having to compete with a Celine Dion concert, we packed the theater for our live show from New Orleans. And to mark the occasion, we talked R...

SummerHouse: The Masked Finger — Live from Birmingham

07 Feb 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Summer House is back, and everyone is talking about it. And so are we, duh! To celebrate the premiere, we're recapping this finger-lickin' good episod...

Vanderpump Rules: Grumpy Old(er) Men

05 Feb 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This episode also available as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo The crew celebrates Brittany and Jax for the 97th time in a wee...

Below Deck Sailing Yacht: Flailing Yacht

05 Feb 2020

Contributed by Lukas

It's another version of Below Deck! This one sails and tilts and drawers open and people keep getting shocked by it. We loved it. Enjoy! For this week...

Below Deck: Drowning in Kick Sand

05 Feb 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Below Deck crescendos the blatant misogyny of season seven when Kevin kicks sand in Kate's face. Pure class, that one. For this week's bonus episode r...

RHONJ: Leaving Worsthampton Live in Houston

01 Feb 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This week's Real Housewives of New Jersey was recorded live from Warehouse Live in Houston, TX. The fight about childrens' party budgets rages, Tre an...

PumpRules: It's Brittany, Bach — Live from Austin

31 Jan 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Hey guys — did you hear that Brittany and Jax are getting married? America's sourhearts bring all their friends down to Miami for a joint bachelor/b...

BelowDeck: Hard to Swallow

28 Jan 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Kevin on Below Deck has been a dick all season; so it's appropriate that he heads into the finale presenting a giant cake dick to a bunch of unimpress...

RHONJ: Savings and Moan - Live from Columbus

26 Jan 2020

Contributed by Lukas

The accusations fly on Real Housewives of New Jersey when Jennifer Ayden realizes that Jackie might actually be wealthier than she is. It's a good ol...

PumpRules: Burn After Reading - Live from Detroit!

25 Jan 2020

Contributed by Lukas

On this week's Vanderpump Rules, Stassi gives us the sort of meltdown we crave most from her: shrill, entitled, and loud. But is she in the wrong? ...

#1140 Below Deck: Unstung Zeroes

21 Jan 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Alexis Bellino finishes up her thirsty Below Deck trip without a ring, and Rhylee comes at the boys "got it"s ablazin'. Who will end this episode stun...

RHOA: Hi, Wig!

21 Jan 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Tanya smuggles in Kenya's wig on this week's Real Housewives of Atlanta. Will it send Kenya over the edges? For this week's bonus about lamps and the ...

Project Runway: DNA Dramz

21 Jan 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Project Runway presents a heritage challenge, which leads to fabulous creativity and manipulative exploitation. For this week's bonus about lamps and ...

2020 Crappies

18 Jan 2020

Contributed by Lukas

It's time for the eight annual Crappy Awards. @bendelker and @ronniekaram were joined onstage at the Regent Theater in Los Angeles by the wonderful @m...

RHONJ: Mother of All Episodes

16 Jan 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo The Real Housewives of New Jersey celebrates Mothers Day with a dra...

PumpRules: Jaxervention

15 Jan 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo Jax gets mixed up in Kristen and Carter's relationship and Scheanna...

Below Deck: Jesus Jugs, Take The Keel

14 Jan 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Alexis Bellino makes her Below Deck debut this week, which basically amounts to her making out with her indifferent boyfriend Drew. Meanwhile, Courtn...

RHOA: Carnival Circus

14 Jan 2020

Contributed by Lukas

It's the fight we've been waiting for all season on Real Housewives of Atlanta, and it did not disappoint. Turns out SnakeGate™ was good for at lea...

RHOD: Lo(cken) Siento

10 Jan 2020

Contributed by Lukas

It's the moment we've all been waiting for: Leeanne faces the music for her racially insensitive comments towards Kary... and it is as much of a mess ...

RHONJ: Dog & Ponytail Show

10 Jan 2020

Contributed by Lukas

It's the fight that everyone's been talking about on Real Housewives of New Jersey: Marge pours water on Danielle's head, Danielle yanks Marge's pony...

PumpRules: New Kids on the Block

08 Jan 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Vanderpump Rules is back, and there are plenty of changes afoot: half the cast moved to teh suburbs, a bunch of new people are sleeping with each othe...

Below Deck: The Got It Witch Trials

07 Jan 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Below Deck's deck crew teams up to rid the boat of Rhylee, and Kevin takes revenge on a picky guest by doing a better job. To hear our two part Top Ch...

Married to Medicine: Out With a Bang

07 Jan 2020

Contributed by Lukas

The third part of Married to Medicine's reunion features yelling, screaming, religious persecution allegations, boob talk, and apology bangs. To hear ...

RHOA: Toronto Raptors

07 Jan 2020

Contributed by Lukas

The ladies of Real Housewives of Atlanta celebrate Carnival in Toronto and Cynthia says "Snakegate" a lot while NeNe denies leaking her own card to th...

RHOBH: Thanks for the Meme-ories, Part 2 — Live from Philadelphia

02 Jan 2020

Contributed by Lukas

It's part two of our RHOBH rewind episode, live from Philadelphia. We're recapping Season 2, Episode 14 of "The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" —...

RHOBH: Thanks for the Meme-ories, Part 1 — Live from Philadelphia

01 Jan 2020

Contributed by Lukas

It's the episode that launched a million memes: Taylor Armstrong losing her mind at a party in Malibu. For our live show in Philadelphia, we decided t...

RHOC: Never Have I Ever

27 Dec 2019

Contributed by Lukas

The Real Housewives of Orange County ends their fourteenth season by kicking Vicki off early to have an epic meltdown before bringing out someone even...

Married to Medicine: Married to Doctor(ing of Documents)

26 Dec 2019

Contributed by Lukas

In Married to Medicine's season finale, Buffie has a full on breakdown and Quad says "doctoring of documents" a lot. To hear the second part of our To...

RHOC: The Nightmare Before Christmas

25 Dec 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Santa came two days early when he brought us a very special gift on Monday: Part 2 of the "Real Housewives of Orange County" reunion. It's astonishin...

BelowDeck: One Stew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest

24 Dec 2019

Contributed by Lukas

It's another night out with the cavemen on this week's "Below Deck," and this time around, Smashton is drunk, horny, AND violent. It's enough to make...

RHOA: A Very CHILL Engagement

24 Dec 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Mike Hill finally pops the question to Cynthia on this week's "Real Housewives of Atlanta." But never under estimate Kenya's ability to undermine a g...

RHOD: Sorry Seems To Be The Hardest Word

20 Dec 2019

Contributed by Lukas

The Real Housewives of Dallas wraps up its fourth season with Leeanne royally botching her chance to apologize to Kary for her racially insensitive re...

RHOC: Has-Beens & Wives

20 Dec 2019

Contributed by Lukas

The season 14 "Real Housewives of Orange County" reunion got off to a fiery, hilarious start this week, and we're here to rehash every minute: from V...

RHONJ: Don't Put All Your Easter Eggs In One Basket

20 Dec 2019

Contributed by Lukas

It's Easter Sunday on "Real Housewives of New Jersey," which means it's time for food, family, and tears. Just another weekend in the Giudice househo...