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RHOC: O

09 Oct 2019

Contributed by Lukas

This episode is available in video form on Patreon as part of Crappens On Demand Shannon gets an O Shot on this week's Real Housewives of Orange Count...

BelowDeck: We’re Gonna Need A Bigger Toilet

08 Oct 2019

Contributed by Lukas

"Below Deck" has returned, and this time the yacht has made its way to Phuket, Thailand where the temperatures are high and the bowel movements are fr...

Married2Med: Bad Nudes Travels Fast

08 Oct 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Toya's paint 'n' sip gives Swinging Richards a run for the money on "Married To Medicine." Will Heavenly be able to get away with it? Or will the gos...

RHOD: Sweatin' To The Old Me's

03 Oct 2019

Contributed by Lukas

"The Real Housewives of Dallas" trip to Mexico continues to breed drama as LeeAnne finds every reason under the sun to fight with everyone. Thank God...

RHOC: All's Wellness That Ends Wellness

02 Oct 2019

Contributed by Lukas

The ongoing (and hilarious) feud between Kelly Dodd and Vicky Gunvalson reaches a drunken head this week on "The Real Housewives of Orange County." W...

Below Deck Med: Passion Police

01 Oct 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Below Deck Med concludes its season on a sour note as Captain Sandy confronts Hannah about lacking passion for cleaning toilets. But hey, good news! A...

Married2Med: Bargain Debasement

30 Sep 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Buffie joins Married to Medicine and brings on a friend to shame Toya for not paying her taxes at a bargain bin party. It never gets old. To hear this...

RHOP: Goose/Bumps

30 Sep 2019

Contributed by Lukas

The final reunion of Real Housewives of Potomac centers around Michael Darby's goose. Or was it a tap? Or was it a squeeze? No one's really sure, but ...

RHOD: Trash and Burn Live in Nashville

28 Sep 2019

Contributed by Lukas

We're live in Nashville to give this amazing episode of Real Housewives of Dallas the respect it deserves. Kam throws a napkin at a trash bag in Mexic...

RHOC: A Cure for Wellness Live in Charlotte

27 Sep 2019

Contributed by Lukas

We're live from the Queens City Comedy Festival in Charlotte for this week's Real Housewives of Orange County recap. The ladies are still seeking well...

BelowDeckMed: Blights of the Round Table

24 Sep 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Just when it seems like the charter season is going to end on a peaceful note, Sandy gives Hannah a dread table talk on the latest episode of "Below D...

Married2Med: The Straw That Broke The Doctor's Back

24 Sep 2019

Contributed by Lukas

This week on "Married To Medicine," Dr. Jackie and Dr. Simone organize an ambush dinner to resolve their issues with Mariah and Heavenly. Plus, a hear...

RHOP: Grope Springs Eternal

24 Sep 2019

Contributed by Lukas

"The Real Housewives of Potomac" season 4 reunion rolls into its second episode with more petty infighting and groping allegations. In other words, i...

RHOD: Not Coming From A Place of Careyes

20 Sep 2019

Contributed by Lukas

It's a super, SUPER-sized "Real Housewives of Dallas" recap with special guest Rae Sanni filling in for Ronnie. First we have some chatter about the ...

RHOC: The Soundbath & The Fury

18 Sep 2019

Contributed by Lukas

A routine soundbath goes awry after Kelly Dodd inflicts severe head trauma on Shannon Beador. Just one of many amazing moments on this week's "Real H...

BelowDeckMed: Glove and Hip Hop

17 Sep 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Below Deck Med delivers a very grumpy Captain Sandy this week. Angry wind, lazy jet skis and a lack of white gloves are about to set the banana lover ...

Married to Medicine: Come to Teasus Meeting

17 Sep 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Married to Medicine has an Emergentea Party, giving the ladies a chance to wear hats and tell each other off without having to apologize. Will Quad ru...

RHOP: Reunion Part One Mommy Fearest

16 Sep 2019

Contributed by Lukas

The Real Housewives of Potomac bless us with a reunion full of purse to face reenactments and screaming matches about who's the biggest mooch. To hear...

RHOD: Not a Roast!

12 Sep 2019

Contributed by Lukas

*You can also watch as a video on Patreon http://bit.ly/crappensvideo D'Andra celebrates her fiftieth by inviting her friends and frienemies to roast ...

RHOC: L'Eggo My Ego

11 Sep 2019

Contributed by Lukas

*You can also watch as a video on Patreon http://bit.ly/crappensvideo Doctor Deb meets The Real Housewives of Orange County in her EGO necklace to dis...

BelowDeckMed: Wasted Not, Want Not

10 Sep 2019

Contributed by Lukas

This week on "Below Deck Mediterranean," Travis once again becomes a drunken liability, causing Sandy to have a hug-to-heart conversation with him. Pl...

Married2Med: Open and a Bit Too Honest

10 Sep 2019

Contributed by Lukas

"Married To Medicine" roars back in its season premiere by giving us what we love most about the show: petty Twitter feuds, screaming accusations, an...

RHOP: La'Dame-sel in Distress

09 Sep 2019

Contributed by Lukas

"The Real Housewives of Potomac" wraps up its triumphant fourth season with the long awaited reveal of Karen's new fragrance, LA'DAME. Plus, Ashley l...

RHOD: Me Talk Pretty Jessica One Day

05 Sep 2019

Contributed by Lukas

"The Real Housewives of Dallas" is back, and we are PSYCHED. First, there's the business quagmire that D'Andra finds herself in now that she runs her ...

RHOC: Forgive and Forget (Your Court Date)

04 Sep 2019

Contributed by Lukas

So much drama on "Real Housewives of Orange County" this week. First, Tamra and Shannon reduce Braunwyn to tears over a stupid lie, then Gina misses ...

BelowDeckMed: Girl Trippin'de

03 Sep 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Below Deck Med is still stuck with the insane women on a girl's trip. Colin gets hurt, Ben gets cold, and Jack finally gets to drive. HELP. To hear th...

RHOP: They Cayman, They Saw, They Conquered

03 Sep 2019

Contributed by Lukas

The Real Housewives of Potomac have finished up their trip to the Grand Cayman Islands, minus one member. Can we solve the mystery? To hear this week'...

Southern Charm: The Final Dose

29 Aug 2019

Contributed by Lukas

*You can also watch as a video on Patreon http://bit.ly/crappensvideo It's the final reunion episode for Southern Charm. Danni sobs, Eliza sobs, Shep ...

#1036 RHOC: All Aboard the Rodeo Express!

28 Aug 2019

Contributed by Lukas

*You can also watch as a video on Patreon http://bit.ly/crappensvideo The Real Housewives of Orange County take a trip to Rodeo Drive, but will they e...

BelowDeckMed: Ben There, Done That

27 Aug 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Chef Ben makes his triumphant return to "Below Deck Med," and not a moment too soon. A pack of cougars have descended on the boat, and they're ready f...

RHOP: Girl... Bye?

26 Aug 2019

Contributed by Lukas

"The Real Housewives of Potomac" cast trip to the Caymans chugs along with casual sting ray encounters and a few table-side squabbles. But the real s...

SouthernCharm: Just Smile and Don’t Hurt Anyone

23 Aug 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Part 1 of the "Southern Charm" reunion blasts off with Shep denying he's a jerk (even though he's made everyone cry). From there we cover all sorts of...

Bethenny Frankel Press Conference; Plus, Mailbag Extravaganza

22 Aug 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Breaking news in the world of Bravo! Bethenny Frankel has quit The Real Housewives of New York (again). We are LIVE at her first press conference as...

RHOC: Throw Kelly From The Train

21 Aug 2019

Contributed by Lukas

With Kelly Dodd off in Aspen, it's the best time for Vicki to throw her under the bus, or train as it were. We're not precisely sure what Vicki's lat...

BelowDeckMed: 911 Collie

20 Aug 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Below Deck Med takes a sad turn in this super sized episode when Anastasia quits her chef spot and Collie considers throwing himself on the knife for ...

RHOP: The Slay! Man Islands

19 Aug 2019

Contributed by Lukas

The Real Housewives of Potomac go to The Cayman Islands to fight about Ashley's husband being possibly gay and probably restaurantless. Enjoy! To hear...

SouthernCharm: Try, Ashley!

15 Aug 2019

Contributed by Lukas

*You can also watch as a video on Patreon http://bit.ly/crappensvideo It's time for Southern Charm's season finale. Shep hits a new low, Ashley gets t...

RHOC: Vickimoji Battle

14 Aug 2019

Contributed by Lukas

*You can also watch as a video on Patreon http://bit.ly/crappensvideo Tamra has yet another housewarming party on this week's Real Housewives of Orang...

BelowDeckMed: Lukewarm Reception

13 Aug 2019

Contributed by Lukas

There's drama all over the latest episode of "Below Deck Mediterranean." First, Travis gets wasted at a fancy resort and acts like a total idiot. Th...

SouthernCharmNOLA: My Best Frenemy's Wedding

12 Aug 2019

Contributed by Lukas

It's the wedding that no one in particular has been excited about: Reagan and Reese! What an exciting day on "Southern Charm: New Orleans." Not only a...

RHOP: Loose Flips Sink Ships

12 Aug 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Robyn's flip is finally ready for market on "The Real Housewives of Potomac," but an open house proves to be entirely too open — at least in terms o...

SouthernCharm: Zero Fox Given

08 Aug 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Eliza Limehouse hosts a fox hunt for the gang to attend, which leads to a much-hyped conversation between Kathryn and Ashely. Plus, Shep is still mad...

RHOC: The Weight Is Over!

07 Aug 2019

Contributed by Lukas

"The Real Housewives of Orange County" is back, and you guys, we really dug the season premiere. Is the slump over??? Time will tell. But for now, w...

Below Deck Med: Demons and Damons

06 Aug 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Below Deck Med deals with anchor issues, a drunk dude from the yacht next door, and a slugger's slugs. This is not Disneyland, it's San Tropez! To hea...

Southern Charm NOLA: I Doom

05 Aug 2019

Contributed by Lukas

On this week's Southern Charm New Orleans cast trip to Destin, Tamica and Barry fall into the Failing Marriages by Bravo trap when they renew their vo...

RHOP: You Say Closure I Say Foreclosure

05 Aug 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Ashley goes searching for her father on this week's Real Housewives of Potomac while Candiace house hunts on a locked trust fund budget. Enjoy! To hea...

Southern Charm: Madison at a Hatter

01 Aug 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Southern Charm ends its trip to Colorado with a fight between Austin and Madison. We don't wanna spoil too much in the description, but there's a leak...

RHOBH: Camilles on Wheels

31 Jul 2019

Contributed by Lukas

It's the third and final reunion of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills season, and it's still all about crazy ass Camille Grammer. Also, Kyle's just...

BelowDeckMed: June June Hannah

30 Jul 2019

Contributed by Lukas

This week's super-sized "Below Deck Mediterranean" sees a healthy amount of drama — from Johnny Damon and his awful friends to a stubborn anchor th...

SoCharmNOLA: Creole Me a River

30 Jul 2019

Contributed by Lukas

This week on "Southern Charm: New Orleans," Reagan learns she wasn't invited to Jeff's Friendsgiving massacre and embarks on an apology tour to win ba...

RHOP: No Ifs, Hands, or Butts

29 Jul 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Scandal continues to brew on "The Real Housewives of Potomac." Despite charges having been dropped against Michael, the women are still convinced tha...

SouthernCharm: Monkey CBD, Monkey Do - Live from Baltimore

28 Jul 2019

Contributed by Lukas

This week on "Southern Charm," Austen's much-hyped CBD dinner in Colorado arrives, and while he and Shep get stoned out of their minds, Kathryn goes d...

RHONY: The Taming of the Lu - Live from Pittsburgh

27 Jul 2019

Contributed by Lukas

"The Real Housewives of New York" shows the rest of Bravo how to end a season as they come together one last time for the reunion, part 3. There are ...

RHOBH: The Straw That Broke The Camille's Back - Live from Cleveland!

26 Jul 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Part two of the "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" reunion brings more rocks and more glass houses. Luckily we have Season One Camille to throw a span...

Below Deck Med: Butterfly Mrs.

23 Jul 2019

Contributed by Lukas

The Queen of Versailles ends her Below Deck Med tour. Will someone buy her Mars? And did you know that she saw a butterfly? To hear this week's premiu...

Southern Charm NOLA and RHOP: Nightmare on Jeffsgiving

22 Jul 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Jeff tries to throw a peaceful Friendsgiving on Southern Charm NOLA, but it's a turkey. Then, the Real Housewives of Potomac celebrate Monique's 3D ba...

RHONY: Life is a ReLUnion

19 Jul 2019

Contributed by Lukas

The Real Housewives of New York center the second part of their reunion on Ramona's insanity and Lu's boneheaded moves. To hear this week's premium bo...

Southern Charm: Cocky Mountain Lie

19 Jul 2019

Contributed by Lukas

The Southern Charm gang heads to Colorado for a classic Craig breakdown and a Whitney denial. Enjoy! To hear this week's premium bonus breakdown of th...

RHOBH Reunion 1: Bad Grammer

17 Jul 2019

Contributed by Lukas

**This is available as a video recap in our Patreon's Crappens on Demand section! Time for part one of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills season 9 r...

BelowDeckMed: Drama, Queen (of Versailles)

16 Jul 2019

Contributed by Lukas

The Queen of Versailles herself, Jackie Siegel, charters our plucky "Below Deck: Mediterranean" yachties for holiday of blow-up dolls, elevator reques...

RHOP: Grope Burn

16 Jul 2019

Contributed by Lukas

There's a Housewives Hoedown on "The Real Housewives of Potomac" as the group reels from sexual assault allegations leveled at Michael. Pretty much ev...

RHONY: Not Feelin' Jovani

12 Jul 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Part 1 of the "Real Housewives of New York" reunion is fiery as usual, with Dorinda and Luann hashing out a year's worth of fighting on Andy Cohen's s...

SouthernCharm: When The Skeet Hits The Fan

11 Jul 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Just when you thought it was safe to go skeet shooting at a plantation with a problematic past, Ashley makes her triumphant return to "Southern Charm"...

RHOBH: A Few Fries Short of a Happy Camille

10 Jul 2019

Contributed by Lukas

"The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" wraps up its emotionally charged ninth season with a deus ex machina performance from Camille Grammer, who stor...

BelowDeckMed: Yawn of the Dance

09 Jul 2019

Contributed by Lukas

It's epi one thousand! We celebrate with a revist to our old Clear the Flem segment. Then, a terrible music video is made on Below Deck Med and Captai...

Southern Charm NOLA: Fashion Crashin'

09 Jul 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Barry pulls off his fashion show on this week's Southern Charm New Orleans, and Jeff celebrates by getting drunk and running away. Again. To hear this...

RHOP: A Swing(er) and a Miss

08 Jul 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Ashley and Candiace have it out about Michael wanting to suck a d on this week's Real Housewives of Potomac, but it doesn't stop Ashley from descendin...

BelowDeckMed: Da Svidania

02 Jul 2019

Contributed by Lukas

This week on "Below Deck Mediterranean," Mila learns she can't have her pancake and eat it too. Plus, we weigh in on this past weekend's "Vanderpump ...

SouthernCharmNOLA: Walking on Preggo-Shells

01 Jul 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Reagan has more bombshells for the group on "Southern Charm: New Orleans," and as punishment, Rachel makes her hold eggs for 3 hours. Plus, Kelsey's ...

RHOP: Bringing a Butter Knife to a Gun Fight

01 Jul 2019

Contributed by Lukas

"Real Housewives of Potomac" returns to the airwaves with a supremely messy episode that has us smiling from ear to ear. Not only does Candiace get sm...

RHONY: 'Tis The Season (Finale)

28 Jun 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Alas, the crown jewel of Bravo's slate, "Real Housewives of New York," has just wrapped its latest season, which means after a few reunion episodes, t...

SouthernCharm: Nashville Predators

27 Jun 2019

Contributed by Lukas

The "Southern Charm" guys head to Nashville to terrorize the local female population while the women back in Charleston gather for a celebration of ar...

RHOBH: Karma Camille-eon

26 Jun 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Season 1 Camille Grammer is officially back, and she has no better target than Dorit. It's about time we saw some sparks fly on this show again! Wel...

BelowDeckMed: The Aunt Jemima Defense

25 Jun 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Mila pulls out the Aunt Jemima's big guns to save her butt on tonight's Below Deck Mediterranean, but will it help? Probably not. To hear this week's ...

RHONY: Jazzercries

21 Jun 2019

Contributed by Lukas

This episode has a video version available Dorinda takes the Real Housewives of New York to her eighties aerobics class to argue about who deserves mo...

Southern Charm: Weenies Roasting

20 Jun 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Shep and Whitney try to roast Craig on their boys camping trip, but only one will walk away with covered in weenie juice. To hear this week's bonus ep...

RHOBH: Les Misérables

19 Jun 2019

Contributed by Lukas

"The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" continue their jaunt through Provence, and after having their BEST DAY EVAAAAAH, Kyle and Teddi promptly ruin i...

Below Deck Med: Back to Russia, With (Gay) Love

18 Jun 2019

Contributed by Lukas

This episode is available as a video recap on Patreon Below Deck Med's Chef Mila has a homophobia problem. Will it get her fired before her canned cra...

SoCharm NOLA & RHOP: Is Reagan Backing The Wrong Horse? Plus, Salt in Potomac

17 Jun 2019

Contributed by Lukas

It's episode three of "Southern Charm: New Orleans," and Reagan is already engaged to Reece. The only thing more suspect is Tamica declaring herself ...

SouthernCharm: Pillow Fight!

14 Jun 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Craig enlists everyone but himself to sew pillows for his burgeoning business, but his plans go haywire when a) no one sews a stitch, and b) fights br...

RHONY: Going Caba-RAZY

13 Jun 2019

Contributed by Lukas

The world was gifted with one of the greatest episodes of "Real Housewives of New York" ever — perhaps the best one since "December: Berkshires Coun...

RHOBH: Bridge to Nowhere

12 Jun 2019

Contributed by Lukas

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills hit France to start a petty fight that makes zero sense. Enjoy! To hear this week's bonus episode "Chillin With T...

BelowDeckMed: Oxygen Thief; Plus, Southern Charm NOLA

11 Jun 2019

Contributed by Lukas

On "Below Deck: Mediterranean" this week, "Chef" Mila serves up a cake wreck and tops it with some lovely homophobia frosting. The countdown clock to...

RHOP: Gloria Swampsons

10 Jun 2019

Contributed by Lukas

The Real Housewives of Potomac are still in NOLA to celebrate Gizelle's dad's birthday. Karen and Candiace don turbans to duke it out with their enemi...

RHONY: Ya Flooze Ya Lose

09 Jun 2019

Contributed by Lukas

We're live in Minneapolis to laugh about the Real Housewives of New York trip to Miami. Can Ramona bag a new guy while dangling her ex husband as bait...

Southern Charm: My Treehouse is Your Treehouse Live in Milwaukee

08 Jun 2019

Contributed by Lukas

We're live in Milwaukee to break down the girls trip episode of Southern Charm. Kathryn gets flogged for tardiness, Cameran gets annoyed by her baby, ...

RHOBH: Going Through A Re-Brandi

05 Jun 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Now that LVP is gone, "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" is running on fumes. What better time to bring back Brandi Glanville! And shockingly enough...

BelowDeckMed: Ghoulia Child

04 Jun 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Below Deck is back for another insane season. Just when the crew decides to stop fighting and have a fun season, a new chef enters with Old El Paso ch...

Summer House: 8 Ding Dongs and a Funeral

04 Jun 2019

Contributed by Lukas

*This episode has a video recap avail! It's the season finale of Summer House. Will Kyle propose? Will Carl and Paige do the dirty? Will Jordan's peni...

RHOP: The Fertile Crescent City

03 Jun 2019

Contributed by Lukas

The "Real Housewives of Potomac" continue their trip to New Orleans with a harrowing visit to a plantation that leaves everyone thoughtful and introsp...

SouthernCharm: It Goes Down In The DMs

31 May 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Turns out that it takes more than a pork chop to make amends for cheating. That's what Austen discovers on this week's "Southern Charm" when his girlf...

RHONY: The South Beach Riot

30 May 2019

Contributed by Lukas

It's time for the annual "Real Housewives of New York" group trip (although, to be fair, they've gone on about 5 this season so far), and in true form...

RHOBH: Haunted (You Stole My Goddamn) House

29 May 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Kyle throws a thirtieth birthday party for her kid on Halloween. Will Kim haunt the place until she gets back her goddamn house? To hear this week's b...

Summer House: The Dick Issue

28 May 2019

Contributed by Lukas

After talking about his dick all season on Summer House, Jordan would appreciate it if we could all stop making his dick an issue. To hear this week's...

Southern Charm: Reduce Reuse Recycle

24 May 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Chelsea has a housewarming on Southern Charm and Kathryn admits to re-boning Whitney. Meanwhile, Shep mansplains the right and wrong ways to cheat whi...

RHONY: Terrapin Time!

23 May 2019

Contributed by Lukas

The trip to LuAnn's round house closes with a trip down memory lane for Ramona and a bunch of yelling and finger pointing from Dorinda. To hear this w...

RHOBH: Big Little Lie Detectors

22 May 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Special guest Katie Cazorla joins us to recap the lunacy of Lisa Vanderpump taking a polygraph on "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills." Plus, Camille G...

Summer House: Have Ranch Will Travel

21 May 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Some of the Vanderpump Rules gang heads to the Hamptons for a visit. Will Schwartz or Kyle remember any of it? To hear this week's bonus episode with ...

PumpRules: The Final CaCaw

21 May 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Vanderpump Rules ends its season with one final reunion full of screaming, crying, and Katie victimhood. Put a fork in it. To hear this week's bonus e...

RHOP: Is Michael About To Go Down?

20 May 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Scandal descends on Real Housewives of Potomac as Michael possibly offers his services to Juan. Did it happen? Or was Robyn hearing things? Also, it's...