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SellingSunset: Tall Orders and Short Windows
26 Aug 2020
Contributed by Lukas
On Selling Sunset season 3 episode 3, Davina's $75 million listing continues to cause problems of all sizes, especially with Jason a.k.a. The Number O...
BelowDeckMed: Draggin’, Bali, Zzzzzs
25 Aug 2020
Contributed by Lukas
We've learned a lot of things recently on Below Deck Mediterranean: always have a backup potato, don't ignore the laundry, and no matter what you do, ...
RHOP: I Got La’Dame In My Bag, Swag
24 Aug 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Karen Huger is ready to open up her new NEW house to the ladies on The Real Housewives of Potomac, and her party has everything: acrobats near the co...
RHONY: Curses! Soiled Again
21 Aug 2020
Contributed by Lukas
The Real Housewives of New York wraps up its Mexican vacation, but not before dealing with a lot of rage... and a little bit of poop. Then it's back ...
RHOBH: Buca di Uh-Oh
20 Aug 2020
Contributed by Lukas
What goes on in the Capri Room, stays in the Capri Room! Unless it's on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Listen to us break down all the gory details...
Selling Sunset: Botoxic Friends
19 Aug 2020
Contributed by Lukas
The Botox and Burgers showing goes well, but will Amanza find the confidence in herself to inspire Trixie Monacle to write a new power ballad? For thi...
Below Deck Med: Honay Byes
18 Aug 2020
Contributed by Lukas
It's the final episode for honnnnaaaaay and the first episode for a new off his rocker chef. Get ready for a tantrum! For this week's bonus about Big ...
RHOP: Sip n' Flee
17 Aug 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Ashley has a sip n' see for her kid on this week's Real Housewives of Potomac. Will Candiace make it through without poking herself tearfully in the e...
Interview with Christine Quinn of 'Selling Sunset'
17 Aug 2020
Contributed by Lukas
We are newly obsessed with Selling Sunset, and what better way to take our obsession to the next level than by interviewing the ever polarizing cast m...
RHONY: Sex and the Cenote
14 Aug 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo Down a cave the women of Real Housewives of New York descend. There...
RHOBH: Welcome to the ThunderRome
13 Aug 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo The women wrap up their Rome trip with a near walk-off by Denise an...
SellingSunset: Felt Cahoots, Might Delete Later
12 Aug 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Season 3 of Selling Sunset arrived over the weekend, and we are here to recap the big premiere! SO much happened: Christine had a birthday party, Am...
BelowDeckMed: It's About Tom
11 Aug 2020
Contributed by Lukas
As predicted, with Kiko off Below Deck Mediterranean, Malia's boyfriend Tom has swooped in to save the day. But things are far from fixed on this shi...
RHOP: Ashley Wasn't Torn Yesterday
10 Aug 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This week on The Real Housewives of Potomac, Monique and Gizelle come together to inspire Ashley to leave her apartment... and face Candiace for anoth...
RHONY: No More Dromedary
07 Aug 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This week on The Real Housewives of New York, the ladies continue to rampage through Mexico. There's drunkenness, there's music, and there's even cam...
RHOBH: The Elephant In The Rome
06 Aug 2020
Contributed by Lukas
The Roman holiday continues on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, but it's anything but relaxing for Denise Richards, who has a few allegations of her ...
Below Deck Med: The Day the Music Fried
04 Aug 2020
Contributed by Lukas
90's hip hop is ruined forever in this week's Below Deck Med, and our sweet chef cries for all the tears we want to. For this week's premium bonus abo...
RHOP: Venom and Diamonds
03 Aug 2020
Contributed by Lukas
The Real Housewives of Potomac returns with lots of new Karen wigs, new babies, and old grudges. For this week's premium bonus about Netflix' new show...
RHONY: Go to Cancun, Not to Can'tcun
31 Jul 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo Ramona is mad on The Real Housewives of New York, and she takes it ...
RHOBH: To Rome With Shove
30 Jul 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo The ladies of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills head to Rome, where ...
SellingSunset: Just Mary'd
29 Jul 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Selling Sunset season two reaches the climax we've all been not really waiting for: Mary's wedding!! It's the perfect occasion to bring the entire c...
BelowDeckMed: Nacho Nacho Man
28 Jul 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Oh Kiko. Poor poor Kiko. This week on Below Deck Mediterranean, our beleaguered chef attempts to show off his skills, but a Vegas-themed dinner prove...
Shahs: Best Frenemies Forever
27 Jul 2020
Contributed by Lukas
The toxic Shahs of Sunset season 8 reunion concludes with MJ and Reza burning each other to the ground, much as they've been doing for the past ten ye...
RHONY: It’s My Party, and I’ll Be Déclassé If I Want To - Live from Quarantine!
25 Jul 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Real Housewives of New York has given us so much — we barely even deserve it. And this week it continues to bestow gifts upon us. This time it's L...
RHOBH: Bi Furious
23 Jul 2020
Contributed by Lukas
It's the episode of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills we've been waiting for. No, not Wilson Philips doing a surprise performance (although that did ha...
Selling Sunset: A Long Day's Journey Into Los Feliz
22 Jul 2020
Contributed by Lukas
The ladies of Selling Sunset visit a foreign country: Los Feliz. Also, Mary has her bachelorette party and Christine has had enough of the Overlap Acc...
Below Deck Med: Ponzu Scheme
21 Jul 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Below Deck Med has one final chance to impress the elite entrepreneurs from Miami, but a missing side of ponzu can ruin everything. For this week's pr...
Shahs of Sunset: Re-Joon-ion
20 Jul 2020
Contributed by Lukas
The cast of Shahs of Sunset reunites to fight about naked Jenga and five pound penises. For this week's premium bonus about Zac Efron's new Netflix sh...
RHONY: One Blue Over the Cuckoo's Nest
17 Jul 2020
Contributed by Lukas
The Real Housewives end their Bluestone Manor trip with epic meltdowns and a tiny little gift in the guest bathroom. For this week's premium bonus abo...
RHOBH: A Not So Silent Auction
16 Jul 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo Kyle throws yet another party on this week's Real Housewives of Bev...
SellingSunset: You Guys, Amanza Was Late!
15 Jul 2020
Contributed by Lukas
On season 2, episode 6 of Selling Sunset, Heather absolutely must must MUST go to her boyfriend's daughter's birthday bash, which is sure to be the mo...
BelowDeckMed: Plant-Based Riot
14 Jul 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Ring the alarms: there's a vegan on board Below Deck Mediterranean! Naturally this sends Kiko and the kitchen into disarray, and it doesn't help that...
Married2MedLA: Is There a Doctor in the House?
13 Jul 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Married to Medicine LA wraps up its second season with a Christmas party that has everyone wondering if Jazmin's husband will ever surface? It's a qu...
#1266 RHONY: Show Stopper
10 Jul 2020
Contributed by Lukas
The Real Housewives of New York heads to the Berkshires this week, and right on schedule they lose their minds. First, Ramona squares off against a r...
RHOBH: Junk in the Trunk Show
09 Jul 2020
Contributed by Lukas
After a month off, The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills are back... and so are Aaron and Denise. They stormed out of Kyle's party, and when they retu...
Selling Sunset: Soldier Down
08 Jul 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Mary is no one's soldier on this week's Selling Sunset, and the battle lines are drawn with Christine. For this week's premium bonus about catching up...
BelowDeckMed: Kiko Suave Saves the Day
07 Jul 2020
Contributed by Lukas
The disaster douche charter comes to an end, but not before Bugsy gets wasted and Jess breaks her finger. For this week's premium bonus about catching...
RHONY: Seafood Tower of Terror
06 Jul 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo Dorinda drunkenly tells someone off for the ninetieth time this sea...
Selling Sunset: Romain Calm!
01 Jul 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo Romain lets Davina have it at Christine's engagement party on this ...
BelowDeckMed: Cloudy with a Chance of Bugsy
30 Jun 2020
Contributed by Lukas
With Bugsy officially back on Below Deck Mediterranean, the yacht is back to a full crew, which is good because this week's charter guests are too dou...
Married2MedLA: A Good Shaman Is Hard To Find
30 Jun 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This week on Married To Medicine: Los Angeles, the women head to Palm Springs to lift Imani's spirits. Along the way, there's a krumping stripper, a ...
TasteTheNation: If I Were An Oscar Mayer Padma
25 Jun 2020
Contributed by Lukas
We love food, we love Padma, and we love Padma's new show; so, naturally we just had to recap it. And could there be anything more PADMA than watching...
SellingSunset: There's Something About Mary's Wedding
24 Jun 2020
Contributed by Lukas
On episode three of Selling Sunset, Mary breaks the news to the group that Davina's not invited to the wedding. Now everyone knows... except Davina. ...
Below Deck Med: Bugs in the System
23 Jun 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Bugsy is back to cause some major Honay Eyes this week on Below Deck Med. Make sure to wear your floaties! For this week's premium bonus and our video...
Married to Medicine LA: Judging Covers
23 Jun 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Imani's finally opening up to let the girls judge her book by its cover, and Jazmine almost loses an arm trying to stop cornbread consumption. For thi...
Top Chef: The Beguiling Beet Goes On
22 Jun 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Top Chef comes to the end of another great season and crowns a deserving winner. Have beets ever been so beguiling? For this week's premium bonus and ...
Selling Sunset: Davina Intervention
18 Jun 2020
Contributed by Lukas
The video version of this recap is up as part of Crappens on Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo on Patreon Davina has a lot of negativity coming her w...
PumpRules: Anti Jaxxers
17 Jun 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo Jax continues to Jax on the final installment of Vanderpump Rules a...
Married2MedLA: Dr. Imani Has Had Her Phil
16 Jun 2020
Contributed by Lukas
On this week's Married To Medicine LA, Drs. Imani and Britten head to NOLA to catchup with fellow Bravolebrity Dr. Contessa for Xavier homecoming. It...
BelowDeckMed: The Italian No Job
16 Jun 2020
Contributed by Lukas
So much happens on Below Deck: Mediterranean. Lara quits, Roy Orbison Jr. comes on board, there's an Ace of Base revival. It's hard to navigate thes...
TopChef: Instant Parma's Gonna Get You
15 Jun 2020
Contributed by Lukas
We're just days away from the Top Chef: All Stars finale, but first, the final four must make a trip to Parma, Italy and partake in the pleasures of p...
RHONY: Always Leave Them Wanting Mortimer
12 Jun 2020
Contributed by Lukas
We'd heard the rumors about Tinsley Mortimer leaving Real Housewives of New York, but we didn't think it was going to happen RIGHT NOW. But alas, the ...
Selling Sunset: New Season, New Rock
11 Jun 2020
Contributed by Lukas
The video version of this recap is up as part of Crappens on Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo on Patreon Crappens branches out to Netflix for Season...
VPR: Dewitched
10 Jun 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Part two of the Vanderpump Rules reunion rumbles forward as Stassi and Kristen squabble over their friendship, not realizing that in a few weeks time ...
Below Deck Med: You Got Honay Iced!
09 Jun 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Lara and Hannah duke it out on Below Deck Med this week, and Malia tells the Unit to cut the crap. For this week's premium bonus, become a member over...
Top Chef: Trifling Truffles
08 Jun 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Top Chef begins its final rounds in Italy and we lose one of our faves to a trifling truffle :( For this week's premium bonus and our video recaps, be...
RHONY: Tea and Ravioli
05 Jun 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo The Real Housewives of New York deal with a hurled ravioli in Newpo...
RHOBH: Grounding Bag Drag
04 Jun 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This week on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Garcelle shades Kyle in a charity speech and Aaron gets into it with the women at a family barbecue. Fo...
PumpRules: Charli and the Mock-a-twit Factory
03 Jun 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo Vanderpump Rules begins its three part reunion with Charli taking t...
BelowDeckMed: New Faces, Same Honay Eyes
02 Jun 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Below Deck Med is back, and there's all sorts of new faces on board: there's Kiko the goofy chef, Pete the self-proclaimed "unit," and Lara the Itali...
TopChef: The Wind Beneath Padma's Wings
01 Jun 2020
Contributed by Lukas
So much happens on Top Chef this week. First, the winner of Last Chance Kitchen is revealed. Then the chefs must design a meal that could be served on...
RHONY: Sister Retract
29 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
The Real Housewives of New York heads to Newport, RI for some R&R, but when Leah makes a last minute decision to invite her sister Sarah to tag al...
RHOBH: Careful the Things You Say, Children Will Listen
28 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
The ladies of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills head to Santa Barbara, which provides the perfect backdrop to grill Denise about threesomes and her chi...
RHOA: Dissenter Square
27 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Real Housewives of Atlanta brings on Yovanna for the final reunion episode, but no one's buying what's in her box. For this week's premium bonus about...
Crappens Live Austin: RHONY Slutty Island
26 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
It's a vacation day here at Crappens, so we're posting the Slutty Island recap we did live in Austin, Texas. Enjoy! For this week's premium bonus abou...
Top Chef: Olympic Squeams
25 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Top Chef celebrates the Olympics, and Padma shames a non EGOT winner. For this week's premium bonus about what we're cooking, become a member over at ...
RHONY: Cold War
22 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo The Real Housewives of New York go to a Russian spa for Dorinda to ...
RHOBH: Zodiac Fillers
21 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
It's psychic week on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills but we don't luck out with an Allison DuBois home run this time. We do, however, get a lot of la...
PumpRules: The Louse That SUR Built
20 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo Vanderpump Rules comes to the end of another season with an epic Ja...
RHOA: She's Embedded in Your Brain!
19 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Part 2 of the Real Housewives of Atlanta Zoom reunion powers on, and Nene has the gaul to come for Kandi. Spoiler alert: Kandi reads her for filth. ...
TopChef: This One Time At Bland Camp
18 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This week on Top Chef, the cheftestants head to the mountains for an overnight stay at adult sleepaway camp. Their task: serve up a brunch buffet fo...
RHONY: Children of the Scorn
15 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
The Real Housewives of New York escape the madness of NYC to enjoy an afternoon of apple picking and wine tasting and peeing in corn mazes. What bett...
RHOBH: She's Effin' Denise Richards!
14 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This week on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Denise reminds Kyle that's she's the most famous Richards in the group. Plus, Sutton has post traum...
PumpRules: Pool Intentions
13 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
After Jax disinvites the cast from his pool party on Vanderpump Rules, Sandoval throws a rival rager instead. This can only mean one thing: Jax is t...
RHOA Reunion 1: Blippity Bloopity Zoom
12 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
The Real Housewives of Atlanta take to Zoom for their reunion. Will Andy let them off of mute or will they break the internet? For this week's premium...
Top Chef: War and Peace Out
11 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Time for Restaurant Wars on Top Chef and it's between the Haitian King and the Country Bear. Will the loser go down with his ship? And will merengue e...
RHONY: Bully Laughs
09 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo The Real Housewives of New York welcome Jaques back to our TVs for ...
Summer House: The Final Fireball
08 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
The video version of this recap is up as part of Crappens on Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo on Patreon It's the Season 4 Finale of Summer House, a...
RHOBH: Girl (on Girl) Fight
07 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills start their season long squabble about who might or not be a lesbian, and it's not who you think. Also, Kyle ice ...
PumpRules: Save the Fails
06 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Jax is on a tear this entire episode of Vanderpump Rules, but have his friends had enough? For this week's bonus episode about Bravo's new show Camp G...
Shahs: Sip 'n' Seethe
05 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
On the season finale of Shahs of Sunset, MJ and Reza's reconciliation goes off the rails when he reneges on his promise of dropping the restraining or...
TopChef: Pitch Sesh
04 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
It's a very CUTTING episode of Top Chef this week. First, the cheftestants must make tacos with nothing more than a machete. Why? Because Danny Trejo ...
SummerHouse: Every Roast Has Its Thorn
01 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
On this week's crazy Summer House, the girls scream at Hannah for hooking up with resident male model Luke. Tensions are at an all time high. Perfect ...
RHONY: Prêt-à-Poor-Taste
01 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This week on The Real Housewives of New York, Sonja shows at fashion week, and when she gives Leah a droopy PJ set to wear, all hell breaks loose. Pl...
RHOBH: Sutton Impact
30 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Sutton continues to shake up Real Housewives of Beverly Hills in the best way, affording us one of the funniest episodes in ages. Basically, she make...
PumpRules: Engagement Ghost
29 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Vanderpump Rules finds Stassi and Beau getting engaged and ghosting Kristen from the party. Also, we get some Scheana backstory and learn that Charli ...
Shahs of Sunset: Luaus and Lies
28 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
The Shahs of Sunset gang tries to fight on their Hawaiian vacation, but Paulina's not very good at it yet. For the entire season of Netflix' Tiger Kin...
Top Chef: Symphoneat
27 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Top Chef goes to the symphony so Tom can try to come up with some musical puns, and two chefs are sent packing. We're not happy about it. For the enti...
Summer House: Friendzoned in Bonetown
25 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Hannah finally gets a taste of hot dish on this week's Summer House and Amanda. Is. LIVID, Kyle! For the entire season of Netflix' Tiger King recaps w...
RHONY: Tiki Torched
24 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo The Real Housewives of New York are all off their damn rockers this...
RHOBH: Sutton Place
23 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo Newbie Sutton opens a store on this week's Real Housewives of Bever...
PumpRules: Gone with the Wine
22 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
The Witches of Weho come together for a big wine event on Vanderpump Rules, and in true fashion, Stassi throws a full bodied tantrum with notes of rag...
RHOA & Shahs: When Hello Freezes Over
21 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, we're recapping the season finale of Real Housewives of Atlanta and the latest installment of Shahs of Sunset. First up, it's Kandi's...
TopChef: Dial M for Malarkey
20 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
On a supersized Top Chef, the cheftestants must navigate through a Quick Fire with only the help of their loved ones and a shoddy connection from Metr...
RHOBH: Bangs of New York
18 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills is back, and now that Lisa Vanderpump is gone, who shall wear her crown? It's heavy, in case you didn't hear. O...
RHONY: Maniac Mansion
17 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This week on Real Housewives of New York, Sonja gets wasted at a mansion party, and Luann escapes the humiliation of being chosen for Ramona's basemen...
SummerHouse: Murder Most Carl
16 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This week on Summer House, Carl gets wasted and feels sorry for himself. Meanwhile, tensions surface between the girls thanks to Lindsay, and Hannah ...
PumpRules: United in Holy Matri-Maloney
15 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Tom and Katie head to Las Vegas with everyone (except Kristen) on this week's Vanderpump Rules. Why? Because they need to get officially married... ag...
Shahs of Sunset: Clown and Country
14 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
We covered all seven parts of Netflix' Tiger King on our Patreon feed, and have video recaps for six of those episodes on Crappens On Demand! Nema inv...
RHOA: We'll Always Have Closet
13 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
We covered all seven parts of Netflix' Tiger King on our Patreon feed, and have video recaps for six of those episodes on Crappens On Demand! Kenya cr...