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RHOBH: Denise Has Left The Building

17 Sep 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Denise Richards goes out in a blaze of glory on Part 3 of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills reunion. Clutching a script, some shoes, and a selectio...

Selling Sunset: Hartleyless

16 Sep 2020

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Chrishelle gets a hideous text on Selling Sunset, and Christine, Davina and Maya try to figure out how Keurig machines work. For this week's premium b...

Below Deck Med: Cucumber Cataclysm

15 Sep 2020

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Chef Tom chews Aesha out over a cucumber on Below Deck Med, but add an avocado into the mix and it's all out war! For our premium bonuses become a mem...

RHOP: Bonfireball of the Vanities

14 Sep 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Monique gets mad that some of the girls miss her big s'mores bonfire on The Real Housewives of Potomac, and Ashley gets the bad news about her man. Fo...

RHONY: The Masked Singer

11 Sep 2020

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**This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo** The ladies yell at Ramona for her terrible Covidiquette on the ...

RHOBH: I Don't Know Her

10 Sep 2020

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**This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo** Kyle complains that everyone has been coming after her this sea...

SellingSunset: Wedge Issue

09 Sep 2020

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Put on your most elegant Galia Lahav because Christine is shopping for her gothic Barbie wedding on season 3, episode 5 of Selling Sunset! It's anothe...

BelowDeckMed: I Dated a Pill in Ibiza

08 Sep 2020

Contributed by Lukas

It takes a special duo to be worse than Johnny and Michelle Damon, but on Below Deck Mediterranean, Rob and Jessica are up for the challenge! The two ...

RHOP: Caught Blue Handed

07 Sep 2020

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It's not a season of The Real Housewives of Potomac without a Michael Darby scandal, and this time around, he's been caught at a strip club talking ab...

RHONY: Turban Legend

04 Sep 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Dorinda Medley leaves Real Housewives of New York in a blaze of saliva. Is this the way she really wanted to end things? I guess it doesn't really ...

RHOBH: Let There Be (Gas)Light

03 Sep 2020

Contributed by Lukas

It's part one of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills season 10 reunion, which means it's time to rev up the gaslighting machine! The question is — ...

Selling Sunset: Thanks(for)giving Mary Everything!

02 Sep 2020

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It's Friendsgiving on Selling Sunset, but no one's happy that Mary's always taking. For this week's bonus about Luann's new song and Dorinda leaving R...

Below Deck Med: Memories of a Aesha

01 Sep 2020

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Aesha returns to Below Deck Med for a trip to Ibiza, and Rob is in trouble for exting. For this week's bonus about Luann's new song and Dorinda leavin...

RHOP: Birds of Slay

31 Aug 2020

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The Real Housewives of Potomac take a girls trip to Monique's lakehouse and baby Dean starts some poop. Will the bird come to his rescue? For this wee...

RHONY: Mob Wives

28 Aug 2020

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This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo This week on Real Housewives of New York, Dorinda celebrates her bi...

RHOBH: Out Me Without Me

27 Aug 2020

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This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo Season finale time for The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. The la...

SellingSunset: Tall Orders and Short Windows

26 Aug 2020

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On Selling Sunset season 3 episode 3, Davina's $75 million listing continues to cause problems of all sizes, especially with Jason a.k.a. The Number O...

BelowDeckMed: Draggin’, Bali, Zzzzzs

25 Aug 2020

Contributed by Lukas

We've learned a lot of things recently on Below Deck Mediterranean: always have a backup potato, don't ignore the laundry, and no matter what you do, ...

RHOP: I Got La’Dame In My Bag, Swag

24 Aug 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Karen Huger is ready to open up her new NEW house to the ladies on The Real Housewives of Potomac, and her party has everything: acrobats near the co...

RHONY: Curses! Soiled Again

21 Aug 2020

Contributed by Lukas

The Real Housewives of New York wraps up its Mexican vacation, but not before dealing with a lot of rage... and a little bit of poop. Then it's back ...

RHOBH: Buca di Uh-Oh

20 Aug 2020

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What goes on in the Capri Room, stays in the Capri Room! Unless it's on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Listen to us break down all the gory details...

Selling Sunset: Botoxic Friends

19 Aug 2020

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The Botox and Burgers showing goes well, but will Amanza find the confidence in herself to inspire Trixie Monacle to write a new power ballad? For thi...

Below Deck Med: Honay Byes

18 Aug 2020

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It's the final episode for honnnnaaaaay and the first episode for a new off his rocker chef. Get ready for a tantrum! For this week's bonus about Big ...

RHOP: Sip n' Flee

17 Aug 2020

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Ashley has a sip n' see for her kid on this week's Real Housewives of Potomac. Will Candiace make it through without poking herself tearfully in the e...

Interview with Christine Quinn of 'Selling Sunset'

17 Aug 2020

Contributed by Lukas

We are newly obsessed with Selling Sunset, and what better way to take our obsession to the next level than by interviewing the ever polarizing cast m...

RHONY: Sex and the Cenote

14 Aug 2020

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This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo Down a cave the women of Real Housewives of New York descend. There...

RHOBH: Welcome to the ThunderRome

13 Aug 2020

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This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo The women wrap up their Rome trip with a near walk-off by Denise an...

SellingSunset: Felt Cahoots, Might Delete Later

12 Aug 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Season 3 of Selling Sunset arrived over the weekend, and we are here to recap the big premiere! SO much happened: Christine had a birthday party, Am...

BelowDeckMed: It's About Tom

11 Aug 2020

Contributed by Lukas

As predicted, with Kiko off Below Deck Mediterranean, Malia's boyfriend Tom has swooped in to save the day. But things are far from fixed on this shi...

RHOP: Ashley Wasn't Torn Yesterday

10 Aug 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This week on The Real Housewives of Potomac, Monique and Gizelle come together to inspire Ashley to leave her apartment... and face Candiace for anoth...

RHONY: No More Dromedary

07 Aug 2020

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This week on The Real Housewives of New York, the ladies continue to rampage through Mexico. There's drunkenness, there's music, and there's even cam...

RHOBH: The Elephant In The Rome

06 Aug 2020

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The Roman holiday continues on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, but it's anything but relaxing for Denise Richards, who has a few allegations of her ...

Below Deck Med: The Day the Music Fried

04 Aug 2020

Contributed by Lukas

90's hip hop is ruined forever in this week's Below Deck Med, and our sweet chef cries for all the tears we want to. For this week's premium bonus abo...

RHOP: Venom and Diamonds

03 Aug 2020

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The Real Housewives of Potomac returns with lots of new Karen wigs, new babies, and old grudges. For this week's premium bonus about Netflix' new show...

RHONY: Go to Cancun, Not to Can'tcun

31 Jul 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo Ramona is mad on The Real Housewives of New York, and she takes it ...

RHOBH: To Rome With Shove

30 Jul 2020

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This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo The ladies of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills head to Rome, where ...

SellingSunset: Just Mary'd

29 Jul 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Selling Sunset season two reaches the climax we've all been not really waiting for: Mary's wedding!! It's the perfect occasion to bring the entire c...

BelowDeckMed: Nacho Nacho Man

28 Jul 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Oh Kiko. Poor poor Kiko. This week on Below Deck Mediterranean, our beleaguered chef attempts to show off his skills, but a Vegas-themed dinner prove...

Shahs: Best Frenemies Forever

27 Jul 2020

Contributed by Lukas

The toxic Shahs of Sunset season 8 reunion concludes with MJ and Reza burning each other to the ground, much as they've been doing for the past ten ye...

RHONY: It’s My Party, and I’ll Be Déclassé If I Want To - Live from Quarantine!

25 Jul 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Real Housewives of New York has given us so much — we barely even deserve it. And this week it continues to bestow gifts upon us. This time it's L...

RHOBH: Bi Furious

23 Jul 2020

Contributed by Lukas

It's the episode of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills we've been waiting for. No, not Wilson Philips doing a surprise performance (although that did ha...

Selling Sunset: A Long Day's Journey Into Los Feliz

22 Jul 2020

Contributed by Lukas

The ladies of Selling Sunset visit a foreign country: Los Feliz. Also, Mary has her bachelorette party and Christine has had enough of the Overlap Acc...

Below Deck Med: Ponzu Scheme

21 Jul 2020

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Below Deck Med has one final chance to impress the elite entrepreneurs from Miami, but a missing side of ponzu can ruin everything. For this week's pr...

Shahs of Sunset: Re-Joon-ion

20 Jul 2020

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The cast of Shahs of Sunset reunites to fight about naked Jenga and five pound penises. For this week's premium bonus about Zac Efron's new Netflix sh...

RHONY: One Blue Over the Cuckoo's Nest

17 Jul 2020

Contributed by Lukas

The Real Housewives end their Bluestone Manor trip with epic meltdowns and a tiny little gift in the guest bathroom. For this week's premium bonus abo...

RHOBH: A Not So Silent Auction

16 Jul 2020

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This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo Kyle throws yet another party on this week's Real Housewives of Bev...

SellingSunset: You Guys, Amanza Was Late!

15 Jul 2020

Contributed by Lukas

On season 2, episode 6 of Selling Sunset, Heather absolutely must must MUST go to her boyfriend's daughter's birthday bash, which is sure to be the mo...

BelowDeckMed: Plant-Based Riot

14 Jul 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Ring the alarms: there's a vegan on board Below Deck Mediterranean! Naturally this sends Kiko and the kitchen into disarray, and it doesn't help that...

Married2MedLA: Is There a Doctor in the House?

13 Jul 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Married to Medicine LA wraps up its second season with a Christmas party that has everyone wondering if Jazmin's husband will ever surface? It's a qu...

#1266 RHONY: Show Stopper

10 Jul 2020

Contributed by Lukas

The Real Housewives of New York heads to the Berkshires this week, and right on schedule they lose their minds. First, Ramona squares off against a r...

RHOBH: Junk in the Trunk Show

09 Jul 2020

Contributed by Lukas

After a month off, The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills are back... and so are Aaron and Denise. They stormed out of Kyle's party, and when they retu...

Selling Sunset: Soldier Down

08 Jul 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Mary is no one's soldier on this week's Selling Sunset, and the battle lines are drawn with Christine. For this week's premium bonus about catching up...

BelowDeckMed: Kiko Suave Saves the Day

07 Jul 2020

Contributed by Lukas

The disaster douche charter comes to an end, but not before Bugsy gets wasted and Jess breaks her finger. For this week's premium bonus about catching...

RHONY: Seafood Tower of Terror

06 Jul 2020

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This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo Dorinda drunkenly tells someone off for the ninetieth time this sea...

Selling Sunset: Romain Calm!

01 Jul 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo Romain lets Davina have it at Christine's engagement party on this ...

BelowDeckMed: Cloudy with a Chance of Bugsy

30 Jun 2020

Contributed by Lukas

With Bugsy officially back on Below Deck Mediterranean, the yacht is back to a full crew, which is good because this week's charter guests are too dou...

Married2MedLA: A Good Shaman Is Hard To Find

30 Jun 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Married To Medicine: Los Angeles, the women head to Palm Springs to lift Imani's spirits. Along the way, there's a krumping stripper, a ...

TasteTheNation: If I Were An Oscar Mayer Padma

25 Jun 2020

Contributed by Lukas

We love food, we love Padma, and we love Padma's new show; so, naturally we just had to recap it. And could there be anything more PADMA than watching...

SellingSunset: There's Something About Mary's Wedding

24 Jun 2020

Contributed by Lukas

On episode three of Selling Sunset, Mary breaks the news to the group that Davina's not invited to the wedding. Now everyone knows... except Davina. ...

Below Deck Med: Bugs in the System

23 Jun 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Bugsy is back to cause some major Honay Eyes this week on Below Deck Med. Make sure to wear your floaties! For this week's premium bonus and our video...

Married to Medicine LA: Judging Covers

23 Jun 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Imani's finally opening up to let the girls judge her book by its cover, and Jazmine almost loses an arm trying to stop cornbread consumption. For thi...

Top Chef: The Beguiling Beet Goes On

22 Jun 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Top Chef comes to the end of another great season and crowns a deserving winner. Have beets ever been so beguiling? For this week's premium bonus and ...

Selling Sunset: Davina Intervention

18 Jun 2020

Contributed by Lukas

The video version of this recap is up as part of Crappens on Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo on Patreon Davina has a lot of negativity coming her w...

PumpRules: Anti Jaxxers

17 Jun 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo Jax continues to Jax on the final installment of Vanderpump Rules a...

Married2MedLA: Dr. Imani Has Had Her Phil

16 Jun 2020

Contributed by Lukas

On this week's Married To Medicine LA, Drs. Imani and Britten head to NOLA to catchup with fellow Bravolebrity Dr. Contessa for Xavier homecoming. It...

BelowDeckMed: The Italian No Job

16 Jun 2020

Contributed by Lukas

So much happens on Below Deck: Mediterranean. Lara quits, Roy Orbison Jr. comes on board, there's an Ace of Base revival. It's hard to navigate thes...

TopChef: Instant Parma's Gonna Get You

15 Jun 2020

Contributed by Lukas

We're just days away from the Top Chef: All Stars finale, but first, the final four must make a trip to Parma, Italy and partake in the pleasures of p...

RHONY: Always Leave Them Wanting Mortimer

12 Jun 2020

Contributed by Lukas

We'd heard the rumors about Tinsley Mortimer leaving Real Housewives of New York, but we didn't think it was going to happen RIGHT NOW. But alas, the ...

Selling Sunset: New Season, New Rock

11 Jun 2020

Contributed by Lukas

The video version of this recap is up as part of Crappens on Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo on Patreon Crappens branches out to Netflix for Season...

VPR: Dewitched

10 Jun 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Part two of the Vanderpump Rules reunion rumbles forward as Stassi and Kristen squabble over their friendship, not realizing that in a few weeks time ...

Below Deck Med: You Got Honay Iced!

09 Jun 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Lara and Hannah duke it out on Below Deck Med this week, and Malia tells the Unit to cut the crap. For this week's premium bonus, become a member over...

Top Chef: Trifling Truffles

08 Jun 2020

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Top Chef begins its final rounds in Italy and we lose one of our faves to a trifling truffle :( For this week's premium bonus and our video recaps, be...

RHONY: Tea and Ravioli

05 Jun 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo The Real Housewives of New York deal with a hurled ravioli in Newpo...

RHOBH: Grounding Bag Drag

04 Jun 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Garcelle shades Kyle in a charity speech and Aaron gets into it with the women at a family barbecue. Fo...

PumpRules: Charli and the Mock-a-twit Factory

03 Jun 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo Vanderpump Rules begins its three part reunion with Charli taking t...

BelowDeckMed: New Faces, Same Honay Eyes

02 Jun 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Below Deck Med is back, and there's all sorts of new faces on board: there's Kiko the goofy chef, Pete the self-proclaimed "unit," and Lara the Itali...

TopChef: The Wind Beneath Padma's Wings

01 Jun 2020

Contributed by Lukas

So much happens on Top Chef this week. First, the winner of Last Chance Kitchen is revealed. Then the chefs must design a meal that could be served on...

RHONY: Sister Retract

29 May 2020

Contributed by Lukas

The Real Housewives of New York heads to Newport, RI for some R&R, but when Leah makes a last minute decision to invite her sister Sarah to tag al...

RHOBH: Careful the Things You Say, Children Will Listen

28 May 2020

Contributed by Lukas

The ladies of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills head to Santa Barbara, which provides the perfect backdrop to grill Denise about threesomes and her chi...

RHOA: Dissenter Square

27 May 2020

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Real Housewives of Atlanta brings on Yovanna for the final reunion episode, but no one's buying what's in her box. For this week's premium bonus about...

Crappens Live Austin: RHONY Slutty Island

26 May 2020

Contributed by Lukas

It's a vacation day here at Crappens, so we're posting the Slutty Island recap we did live in Austin, Texas. Enjoy! For this week's premium bonus abou...

Top Chef: Olympic Squeams

25 May 2020

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Top Chef celebrates the Olympics, and Padma shames a non EGOT winner. For this week's premium bonus about what we're cooking, become a member over at ...

RHONY: Cold War

22 May 2020

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This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo The Real Housewives of New York go to a Russian spa for Dorinda to ...

RHOBH: Zodiac Fillers

21 May 2020

Contributed by Lukas

It's psychic week on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills but we don't luck out with an Allison DuBois home run this time. We do, however, get a lot of la...

PumpRules: The Louse That SUR Built

20 May 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo Vanderpump Rules comes to the end of another season with an epic Ja...

RHOA: She's Embedded in Your Brain!

19 May 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Part 2 of the Real Housewives of Atlanta Zoom reunion powers on, and Nene has the gaul to come for Kandi. Spoiler alert: Kandi reads her for filth. ...

TopChef: This One Time At Bland Camp

18 May 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Top Chef, the cheftestants head to the mountains for an overnight stay at adult sleepaway camp. Their task: serve up a brunch buffet fo...

RHONY: Children of the Scorn

15 May 2020

Contributed by Lukas

The Real Housewives of New York escape the madness of NYC to enjoy an afternoon of apple picking and wine tasting and peeing in corn mazes. What bett...

RHOBH: She's Effin' Denise Richards!

14 May 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This week on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Denise reminds Kyle that's she's the most famous Richards in the group. Plus, Sutton has post traum...

PumpRules: Pool Intentions

13 May 2020

Contributed by Lukas

After Jax disinvites the cast from his pool party on Vanderpump Rules, Sandoval throws a rival rager instead. This can only mean one thing: Jax is t...

RHOA Reunion 1: Blippity Bloopity Zoom

12 May 2020

Contributed by Lukas

The Real Housewives of Atlanta take to Zoom for their reunion. Will Andy let them off of mute or will they break the internet? For this week's premium...

Top Chef: War and Peace Out

11 May 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Time for Restaurant Wars on Top Chef and it's between the Haitian King and the Country Bear. Will the loser go down with his ship? And will merengue e...

RHONY: Bully Laughs

09 May 2020

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This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo The Real Housewives of New York welcome Jaques back to our TVs for ...

Summer House: The Final Fireball

08 May 2020

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The video version of this recap is up as part of Crappens on Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo on Patreon It's the Season 4 Finale of Summer House, a...

RHOBH: Girl (on Girl) Fight

07 May 2020

Contributed by Lukas

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills start their season long squabble about who might or not be a lesbian, and it's not who you think. Also, Kyle ice ...

PumpRules: Save the Fails

06 May 2020

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Jax is on a tear this entire episode of Vanderpump Rules, but have his friends had enough? For this week's bonus episode about Bravo's new show Camp G...

Shahs: Sip 'n' Seethe

05 May 2020

Contributed by Lukas

On the season finale of Shahs of Sunset, MJ and Reza's reconciliation goes off the rails when he reneges on his promise of dropping the restraining or...

TopChef: Pitch Sesh

04 May 2020

Contributed by Lukas

It's a very CUTTING episode of Top Chef this week. First, the cheftestants must make tacos with nothing more than a machete. Why? Because Danny Trejo ...

SummerHouse: Every Roast Has Its Thorn

01 May 2020

Contributed by Lukas

On this week's crazy Summer House, the girls scream at Hannah for hooking up with resident male model Luke. Tensions are at an all time high. Perfect ...

RHONY: Prêt-à-Poor-Taste

01 May 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This week on The Real Housewives of New York, Sonja shows at fashion week, and when she gives Leah a droopy PJ set to wear, all hell breaks loose. Pl...