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Vanderpump Rules: Diss Inivited
26 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This episode also available as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo Jax kicks Sandoval out of his wedding on this week's Vanderpump...
Shahs: Flinging Mud
25 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
The fallout continues between Reza, Destiney, and MJ, but that's not going to get in the way of a mud run! Meanwhile, GG is on the road to pregnancy, ...
RHOA: On Bowling Pins and Needles
24 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
On The Real Housewives of Atlanta, Kenya and Marc put together a "couples night" at the bowling alley, which is a perfect arena for us to watch their ...
SummerHouse: So Many Fingering Doubts - Live from Omaha
23 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
On Summer House, love is in the air — but like, in the same way asbestos might be in the air if you go to the wrong building. Lindsay and Carl are ...
RHONJ: Shore-y, Not Shore-y — Live from Kansas!
22 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
It's another day at the Jersey Shore on The Real Housewives of New Jersey, but this one ends with quite the twist, courtesy of Danielle Staub. We're ...
PumpRules: The Not-So-Distant Pastor
19 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
We're fired up about this week's Vanderpump Rules as Britney and Jax grapple with how to deal with a controversial pastor. And just when it seems like...
Below Deck: Bru-union
18 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
The boys of Below Deck flounder around and wallow in excuses for the entire Below Deck Reunion. Will Andy stand for it? Or will he stan for it? For th...
Shahs of Sunset: Hate and Ali
18 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Reza goes ham on Ali for the Jenga rumors this week on Shahs of Sunset. Is MJ controlling everything from a hospital bed? And will Destiny ever stop c...
RHOA: Liars and Cheetahs
17 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
NeNe and Cynthia come to a shaky truce on this week's Real Housewives of Atlanta, but nothing can save NeNe's animal print party from drowning in real...
Summer House: Goldfinger
14 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Kyle and Amanda can't make it this week, so the gang throws a "Daddy's Gone" party while Paige shows off her new gold ring. It's the season of fingers...
RHONJ: Gym Tan Beverly
13 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
The Real Housewives of New Jersey head down to the shore for some fights about thrown plates and Beverly is officially shown to the door. Until next w...
Vanderpump Rules: Pride and Notjealous
12 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This episode also available as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo It's the yearly Pride episode of Vanderpump Rules and Scheana's...
BelowDeck: ‘Below Deck’ Reunion Has a Host of Issues
11 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
The much anticipated Below Deck reunion commenced last night with Andy Cohen serving as captain, and needless to say, this boat veered way off course....
Shahs: Welcome to the Jenga
11 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
After a year off the air, Shahs of Sunset returned in glorious form: GG hates Shervin, Mike has a new love of his life (and this time he's really rea...
RHOA: Cookies 'n' Scream
11 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Real Housewives of Atlanta is finally back, and we kick things off with Kenya pouncing on sweet Tanya. And this time she's called in backup: THE COOK...
RHONJ: My Apologies Will Go On — Live from New Orleans
08 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Despite having to compete with a Celine Dion concert, we packed the theater for our live show from New Orleans. And to mark the occasion, we talked R...
SummerHouse: The Masked Finger — Live from Birmingham
07 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Summer House is back, and everyone is talking about it. And so are we, duh! To celebrate the premiere, we're recapping this finger-lickin' good episod...
Vanderpump Rules: Grumpy Old(er) Men
05 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This episode also available as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo The crew celebrates Brittany and Jax for the 97th time in a wee...
Below Deck Sailing Yacht: Flailing Yacht
05 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
It's another version of Below Deck! This one sails and tilts and drawers open and people keep getting shocked by it. We loved it. Enjoy! For this week...
Below Deck: Drowning in Kick Sand
05 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Below Deck crescendos the blatant misogyny of season seven when Kevin kicks sand in Kate's face. Pure class, that one. For this week's bonus episode r...
RHONJ: Leaving Worsthampton Live in Houston
01 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This week's Real Housewives of New Jersey was recorded live from Warehouse Live in Houston, TX. The fight about childrens' party budgets rages, Tre an...
PumpRules: It's Brittany, Bach — Live from Austin
31 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Hey guys — did you hear that Brittany and Jax are getting married? America's sourhearts bring all their friends down to Miami for a joint bachelor/b...
BelowDeck: Hard to Swallow
28 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Kevin on Below Deck has been a dick all season; so it's appropriate that he heads into the finale presenting a giant cake dick to a bunch of unimpress...
RHONJ: Savings and Moan - Live from Columbus
26 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
The accusations fly on Real Housewives of New Jersey when Jennifer Ayden realizes that Jackie might actually be wealthier than she is. It's a good ol...
PumpRules: Burn After Reading - Live from Detroit!
25 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
On this week's Vanderpump Rules, Stassi gives us the sort of meltdown we crave most from her: shrill, entitled, and loud. But is she in the wrong? ...
#1140 Below Deck: Unstung Zeroes
21 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Alexis Bellino finishes up her thirsty Below Deck trip without a ring, and Rhylee comes at the boys "got it"s ablazin'. Who will end this episode stun...
RHOA: Hi, Wig!
21 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Tanya smuggles in Kenya's wig on this week's Real Housewives of Atlanta. Will it send Kenya over the edges? For this week's bonus about lamps and the ...
Project Runway: DNA Dramz
21 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Project Runway presents a heritage challenge, which leads to fabulous creativity and manipulative exploitation. For this week's bonus about lamps and ...
2020 Crappies
18 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
It's time for the eight annual Crappy Awards. @bendelker and @ronniekaram were joined onstage at the Regent Theater in Los Angeles by the wonderful @m...
RHONJ: Mother of All Episodes
16 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo The Real Housewives of New Jersey celebrates Mothers Day with a dra...
PumpRules: Jaxervention
15 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo Jax gets mixed up in Kristen and Carter's relationship and Scheanna...
Below Deck: Jesus Jugs, Take The Keel
14 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Alexis Bellino makes her Below Deck debut this week, which basically amounts to her making out with her indifferent boyfriend Drew. Meanwhile, Courtn...
RHOA: Carnival Circus
14 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
It's the fight we've been waiting for all season on Real Housewives of Atlanta, and it did not disappoint. Turns out SnakeGate™ was good for at lea...
RHOD: Lo(cken) Siento
10 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
It's the moment we've all been waiting for: Leeanne faces the music for her racially insensitive comments towards Kary... and it is as much of a mess ...
RHONJ: Dog & Ponytail Show
10 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
It's the fight that everyone's been talking about on Real Housewives of New Jersey: Marge pours water on Danielle's head, Danielle yanks Marge's pony...
PumpRules: New Kids on the Block
08 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Vanderpump Rules is back, and there are plenty of changes afoot: half the cast moved to teh suburbs, a bunch of new people are sleeping with each othe...
Below Deck: The Got It Witch Trials
07 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Below Deck's deck crew teams up to rid the boat of Rhylee, and Kevin takes revenge on a picky guest by doing a better job. To hear our two part Top Ch...
Married to Medicine: Out With a Bang
07 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
The third part of Married to Medicine's reunion features yelling, screaming, religious persecution allegations, boob talk, and apology bangs. To hear ...
RHOA: Toronto Raptors
07 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
The ladies of Real Housewives of Atlanta celebrate Carnival in Toronto and Cynthia says "Snakegate" a lot while NeNe denies leaking her own card to th...
RHOBH: Thanks for the Meme-ories, Part 2 — Live from Philadelphia
02 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
It's part two of our RHOBH rewind episode, live from Philadelphia. We're recapping Season 2, Episode 14 of "The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" —...
RHOBH: Thanks for the Meme-ories, Part 1 — Live from Philadelphia
01 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
It's the episode that launched a million memes: Taylor Armstrong losing her mind at a party in Malibu. For our live show in Philadelphia, we decided t...
RHOC: Never Have I Ever
27 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
The Real Housewives of Orange County ends their fourteenth season by kicking Vicki off early to have an epic meltdown before bringing out someone even...
Married to Medicine: Married to Doctor(ing of Documents)
26 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
In Married to Medicine's season finale, Buffie has a full on breakdown and Quad says "doctoring of documents" a lot. To hear the second part of our To...
RHOC: The Nightmare Before Christmas
25 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Santa came two days early when he brought us a very special gift on Monday: Part 2 of the "Real Housewives of Orange County" reunion. It's astonishin...
BelowDeck: One Stew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest
24 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
It's another night out with the cavemen on this week's "Below Deck," and this time around, Smashton is drunk, horny, AND violent. It's enough to make...
RHOA: A Very CHILL Engagement
24 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Mike Hill finally pops the question to Cynthia on this week's "Real Housewives of Atlanta." But never under estimate Kenya's ability to undermine a g...
RHOD: Sorry Seems To Be The Hardest Word
20 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
The Real Housewives of Dallas wraps up its fourth season with Leeanne royally botching her chance to apologize to Kary for her racially insensitive re...
RHOC: Has-Beens & Wives
20 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
The season 14 "Real Housewives of Orange County" reunion got off to a fiery, hilarious start this week, and we're here to rehash every minute: from V...
RHONJ: Don't Put All Your Easter Eggs In One Basket
20 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
It's Easter Sunday on "Real Housewives of New Jersey," which means it's time for food, family, and tears. Just another weekend in the Giudice househo...
RHOC: Betchfight at the WooHoo Corral
19 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
This episode is available in video form on Patreon as part of Crappens On Demand Cowgirl Tamra tries to start a fight with Doddahontas at Vicki's enga...
Below Deck: Smoke Master
17 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Master Pearson returns to Below Deck. Will his family have better luck this time or will they be smoked out? For this week's premium Project Runway re...
RHOA: Hairapy
17 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Real Housewives of Atlanta spends a lot of time in therapy this week. Porsha forgives Dennis (kinda), NeNe tries to learn how to not say sorry in a mo...
RHONJ: Chestnuts Roasted
14 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
It's our last live show of 2020 and we're celebrating in Seattle with this touching Christmas episode. The Real Housewives of New Jersey end their tri...
RHOC: The Betch Also Rises Live From Denver
13 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
We're live from The Oriental Theater in Denver for this very special episode of Real Housewives of Orange County. By very special episode, we mean...w...
RHOD: Khob Khun Ka, But No Khob Khun Ka
12 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
*This audio has been re-uploaded so if your audio sucks, re-download. Sorry for the trouble!*Real Housewives of Dallas finishes up their Thailand trip...
Below Deck: Toxic Brüsculinity
10 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
The crew gets the day off on "Below Deck," and what starts off as a lovely holiday (baby elephants!!!) turns nasty as the stench of chauvinism descend...
ProjectRunway: Taking Up Space
10 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
It's the season premiere of "Project Runway," and things are starting on a very interstellar note. The new batch of contestants must team up and creat...
RHOA: Edged Out
10 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Marlo tries to launch a new wig line on "Real Housewives of Atlanta," but she's upstaged by Kenya Moore's edge cream. Just another day in the ATL. See...
RHONJ: She's Just Not That Into You — Live from Philadelphia
08 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
"The Real Housewives of New Jersey" cast trip to Jamaica continues to unravel this week as Jackie grapples with the notion that Dolores may just not l...
RHOD: Belle of the Ping Pong Ball - Live from St. Louis
07 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On "The Real Housewives of Dallas," the ladies visit an elephant sanctuary before venturing in Bangkok's infamous red light district. Needless to say,...
Married2Med: I Luh Ya Papi
05 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
The couples trip on "Married To Medicine" drones on with the usual mix of domestic tension and excessive "games." This time around though, the guys m...
RHOC: The Drags of Society
05 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
This episode is available in video form on Patreon as part of Crappens On Demand The Real Housewives of Orange County make their way to Key West, wher...
#1103 Below Deck: OMGeeminy Cricket!
03 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Below Deck has a fresh charter of horny moms to terrify Captain Lee, and Simone and Tanner kind of bang. To hear this week's premium bonus episode cov...
RHONJ: Jerk! Chicken!
03 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
This episode is available in video form on Patreon as part of Crappens On Demand The Real Housewives of New Jersey are in Jamaica and Jennifer embarra...
RHOC: We're In Miami, BETCH!
03 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
This episode is available in video form on Patreon as part of Crappens On Demand The Real Housewives of Orange County go to Miami for hair pulling, sc...
RHOA: Red Read Regiftion
03 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Real Housewives of Atlanta finds Kenya struggling with a regift and Cynthia claiming her Baileycue is annual. Also, Marlo performs a very touching spe...
RHONY Rewind: Bon Voyage Ramona Live from Chicago
29 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
We're live from the City Winery in Chicago to celebrate the classic Real Housewives of New York episode Bon Voyage, Ramona. Ramona gets wet hair and a...
MarriedToMed: Buffie the Jackie Slayer
28 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
"Married to Medicine" heads to Cabo for the annual couples trip, and it's full of drama: a van breaks down, Buffie yells at Jackie, and Quad walks up...
BelowDeck: Paleo Riot
26 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Rhylee is back on "Below Deck," and she's the perfect person to take on the yacht's reigning douchebag: Kevin. Meanwhile, the primary continues to be...
RHOA: Marlo the Mediator
26 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
The somewhat anticipated face-to-face moment between Cynthia and Nene finally happens on "Real Housewives of Atlanta," and it's just as not-very-excit...
RHONJ: The 40 Year Old Splurgin' - Live from NYC
24 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
It's Crappensgiving on the podcast, and we're celebrating by not just recapping "Real Housewives of New Jersey" but also inviting two people we are de...
RHOC: Wean Girls - Live from NYC
24 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On this week's Real Housewives of Orange County, Braunwyn hosts a "weaning party" while the Tamra / Kelly feud deepens. Plus, Shannon is faced with h...
RHOD: L'Infinite Jest
21 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
The "Real Housewives of Dallas" head off to Thailand and the wheels come off pretty quickly. First, Kameron unleashes a hellacious baby elephant song...
Married2Med: Vajay Walking
20 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Dr Jackie has a party to release her Queen V book cover and outs Buffie's infertility issues. Will a dance off in cabo fix everything or just leave Da...
Below Deck: Pirate Peaked
19 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
A pack of douchebags board Below Deck to sexually harass Simone and play beer bong at their pirate party. It's sad and amazing. For our premium bonus ...
RHOA: Nope Floats
18 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Cynthia and NeNe are about to come face to face on the Bravo World Pride float. Will anyone leave with their pride intact? And will Kenya find eggs fo...
RHONJ: Obstacle Hoors Live from Chicago
17 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
We're live from the City Winery in Chicago for this very special Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap. The ladies go to an obstacle course and Danielle...
RHOD: My So-Called Mid-Life Crisis — Live from Indianapolis
16 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
The "The Real Housewives of Dallas" is on the verge of heading to Thailand... but first: a filler episode where Travis has a midlife crisis birthday b...
RHOC: Like Possum, Like Possum
13 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
This episode is available in video form on Patreon as part of Crappens On Demand This week's Real Housewives of Orange County centers around the kids....
BelowDeck: Sailing, Takes Abbi Away
12 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Looks like Abbi's going to venture out on her own Abbi road. The beleaguered deckhand on "Below Deck" has come to realize that impulsive, unprofessio...
RHOA: Baby Boom
11 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
We're only on the second episode of "Real Housewives of Atlanta," but already Kenya has found something petty to fight about. But that's what we're h...
RHOD: Carnie Commitment w Guests Captain Lee and Lea Black Live from Ft Lauderdale
09 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Our friends Captain Lee from Below Deck and Lea Black from Real Housewives of Miami and the Lunch With Lea Podcast joined us in Fort Lauderdale for a ...
RHONJ: The ICEmen Cometh - Live from Tampa
08 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
We celebrate the return of "Real Housewives of New Jersey" with a rowdy, awesome live show in Tampa. Unfortunately though, the audio is really bad. ...
Married2Med: Beware of Pissy Pools
06 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
This week on "Married to Medicine," Heavenly arranges a double date for Quad... as in, two dates over the course of one meal. Then the gang heads to ...
RHOC: Zoinks! Kelly Exposes Tamra
06 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On this week's "Real Housewives of Orange County," a massive game of telephone (involving an actual telephone) pits Kelly against Braunwyn... until th...
BelowDeck: Save The Last Lap Dance
05 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
A casual engagement and a TED Talk striptease highlight another delightful episode of "Below Deck." We're recapping all of it, and if you think we hav...
RHOA: Baby Got (Kenya) Back
05 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
"The Real Housewives of Atlanta" is back, and more importantly (or should we say Moore importantly), Kenya has returned to the fold. Love her or hate...
RHOD: Mother (Issues) of the Bride w/ Katie Cazorla
31 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Our fabulous friend of Crappens, Katie Cazorla from Second Wives Club, joins Ronnie for Real Housewives of Dallas. Will we figure out what that lotion...
RHOC: Pinkies Up with Danny Pellegrino
30 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
This episode is available in video form on Patreon as part of Crappens On Demand The amazing and hilarious @DannyPellegrino from Everything Iconic and...
Below Deck: Pearls, Swine, and Juice
29 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Kate gets a new Sexy Aunt title on this week's Below Deck, and Captain Lee owns an ass. For this week's very special Free to Be Joe and Tree bonus epi...
Married2Med: Scuttle Launch
28 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Quad has a birthday party/book launch and celebrates her sister/friends in a very dramatic speech. Unfortunately, it didn't include her truly great fr...
RHOD: Female Noshowerment
24 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
This episode is available in video form on Patreon as part of Crappens On Demand Leeanne has a couple of no shows at her thirtieth shower, so she figh...
RHOC: Fashion Bullying
23 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
This episode is available in video form on Patreon as part of Crappens On Demand Real Housewives of Orange County shows us what an OC fashion show loo...
BelowDeck: Brandy, You're A Fine Girl
22 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
This week on "Below Deck," Kevin makes the fatal error of getting on Kate's bad side. Plus, charter guest Brandy goes on an epic bender that leaves he...
Married2Med: Barns & Ignoble
21 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
The "Married To Medicine" tour of Savannah continues with a semi-masked dinner in a barn. Along the way, Quad makes a dramatic speech, Mariah endorse...
RHOD: Not A Roast-Busters - Live from Richmond!
19 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
We're closing in on Halloween, and "The Real Housewives of Dallas" are keeping it spooky with a trip to the famously haunted Hill House Manor. But no...
RHOC: The Girl (On Girl) On The Train - Live from Chapel Hill
18 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
"The Real Housewives of Orange County" takes a train down to San Diego for a wild afternoon of debauchery, crying, and Meghan King Edmonds. We tackle ...
Below Deck: There's Something About Kevin
15 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
This episode is available in video form on Patreon as part of Crappens On Demand There's an engagement on this week's Below Deck, and Kevin gets to ma...
Married2Med: Sister Friend Retrial Retreat
14 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
This episode is available in video form on Patreon as part of Crappens On Demand Jackie planned a Sister Friend Revival Retreat, and no one retreated....
RHONY Rewind: Little Rey of Sunshine Live in Atlanta
14 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
For our second live show of the night, we rewound the clock on Real Housewives of New York to the infamous Rey episode. He has a charity. A charity th...