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Selling Sunset: Soldier Down

08 Jul 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Mary is no one's soldier on this week's Selling Sunset, and the battle lines are drawn with Christine. For this week's premium bonus about catching up...

BelowDeckMed: Kiko Suave Saves the Day

07 Jul 2020

Contributed by Lukas

The disaster douche charter comes to an end, but not before Bugsy gets wasted and Jess breaks her finger. For this week's premium bonus about catching...

RHONY: Seafood Tower of Terror

06 Jul 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo Dorinda drunkenly tells someone off for the ninetieth time this sea...

Selling Sunset: Romain Calm!

01 Jul 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo Romain lets Davina have it at Christine's engagement party on this ...

BelowDeckMed: Cloudy with a Chance of Bugsy

30 Jun 2020

Contributed by Lukas

With Bugsy officially back on Below Deck Mediterranean, the yacht is back to a full crew, which is good because this week's charter guests are too dou...

Married2MedLA: A Good Shaman Is Hard To Find

30 Jun 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Married To Medicine: Los Angeles, the women head to Palm Springs to lift Imani's spirits. Along the way, there's a krumping stripper, a ...

TasteTheNation: If I Were An Oscar Mayer Padma

25 Jun 2020

Contributed by Lukas

We love food, we love Padma, and we love Padma's new show; so, naturally we just had to recap it. And could there be anything more PADMA than watching...

SellingSunset: There's Something About Mary's Wedding

24 Jun 2020

Contributed by Lukas

On episode three of Selling Sunset, Mary breaks the news to the group that Davina's not invited to the wedding. Now everyone knows... except Davina. ...

Below Deck Med: Bugs in the System

23 Jun 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Bugsy is back to cause some major Honay Eyes this week on Below Deck Med. Make sure to wear your floaties! For this week's premium bonus and our video...

Married to Medicine LA: Judging Covers

23 Jun 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Imani's finally opening up to let the girls judge her book by its cover, and Jazmine almost loses an arm trying to stop cornbread consumption. For thi...

Top Chef: The Beguiling Beet Goes On

22 Jun 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Top Chef comes to the end of another great season and crowns a deserving winner. Have beets ever been so beguiling? For this week's premium bonus and ...

Selling Sunset: Davina Intervention

18 Jun 2020

Contributed by Lukas

The video version of this recap is up as part of Crappens on Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo on Patreon Davina has a lot of negativity coming her w...

PumpRules: Anti Jaxxers

17 Jun 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo Jax continues to Jax on the final installment of Vanderpump Rules a...

Married2MedLA: Dr. Imani Has Had Her Phil

16 Jun 2020

Contributed by Lukas

On this week's Married To Medicine LA, Drs. Imani and Britten head to NOLA to catchup with fellow Bravolebrity Dr. Contessa for Xavier homecoming. It...

BelowDeckMed: The Italian No Job

16 Jun 2020

Contributed by Lukas

So much happens on Below Deck: Mediterranean. Lara quits, Roy Orbison Jr. comes on board, there's an Ace of Base revival. It's hard to navigate thes...

TopChef: Instant Parma's Gonna Get You

15 Jun 2020

Contributed by Lukas

We're just days away from the Top Chef: All Stars finale, but first, the final four must make a trip to Parma, Italy and partake in the pleasures of p...

RHONY: Always Leave Them Wanting Mortimer

12 Jun 2020

Contributed by Lukas

We'd heard the rumors about Tinsley Mortimer leaving Real Housewives of New York, but we didn't think it was going to happen RIGHT NOW. But alas, the ...

Selling Sunset: New Season, New Rock

11 Jun 2020

Contributed by Lukas

The video version of this recap is up as part of Crappens on Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo on Patreon Crappens branches out to Netflix for Season...

VPR: Dewitched

10 Jun 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Part two of the Vanderpump Rules reunion rumbles forward as Stassi and Kristen squabble over their friendship, not realizing that in a few weeks time ...

Below Deck Med: You Got Honay Iced!

09 Jun 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Lara and Hannah duke it out on Below Deck Med this week, and Malia tells the Unit to cut the crap. For this week's premium bonus, become a member over...

Top Chef: Trifling Truffles

08 Jun 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Top Chef begins its final rounds in Italy and we lose one of our faves to a trifling truffle :( For this week's premium bonus and our video recaps, be...

RHONY: Tea and Ravioli

05 Jun 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo The Real Housewives of New York deal with a hurled ravioli in Newpo...

RHOBH: Grounding Bag Drag

04 Jun 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Garcelle shades Kyle in a charity speech and Aaron gets into it with the women at a family barbecue. Fo...

PumpRules: Charli and the Mock-a-twit Factory

03 Jun 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo Vanderpump Rules begins its three part reunion with Charli taking t...

BelowDeckMed: New Faces, Same Honay Eyes

02 Jun 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Below Deck Med is back, and there's all sorts of new faces on board: there's Kiko the goofy chef, Pete the self-proclaimed "unit," and Lara the Itali...

TopChef: The Wind Beneath Padma's Wings

01 Jun 2020

Contributed by Lukas

So much happens on Top Chef this week. First, the winner of Last Chance Kitchen is revealed. Then the chefs must design a meal that could be served on...

RHONY: Sister Retract

29 May 2020

Contributed by Lukas

The Real Housewives of New York heads to Newport, RI for some R&R, but when Leah makes a last minute decision to invite her sister Sarah to tag al...

RHOBH: Careful the Things You Say, Children Will Listen

28 May 2020

Contributed by Lukas

The ladies of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills head to Santa Barbara, which provides the perfect backdrop to grill Denise about threesomes and her chi...

RHOA: Dissenter Square

27 May 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Real Housewives of Atlanta brings on Yovanna for the final reunion episode, but no one's buying what's in her box. For this week's premium bonus about...

Crappens Live Austin: RHONY Slutty Island

26 May 2020

Contributed by Lukas

It's a vacation day here at Crappens, so we're posting the Slutty Island recap we did live in Austin, Texas. Enjoy! For this week's premium bonus abou...

Top Chef: Olympic Squeams

25 May 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Top Chef celebrates the Olympics, and Padma shames a non EGOT winner. For this week's premium bonus about what we're cooking, become a member over at ...

RHONY: Cold War

22 May 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo The Real Housewives of New York go to a Russian spa for Dorinda to ...

RHOBH: Zodiac Fillers

21 May 2020

Contributed by Lukas

It's psychic week on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills but we don't luck out with an Allison DuBois home run this time. We do, however, get a lot of la...

PumpRules: The Louse That SUR Built

20 May 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo Vanderpump Rules comes to the end of another season with an epic Ja...

RHOA: She's Embedded in Your Brain!

19 May 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Part 2 of the Real Housewives of Atlanta Zoom reunion powers on, and Nene has the gaul to come for Kandi. Spoiler alert: Kandi reads her for filth. ...

TopChef: This One Time At Bland Camp

18 May 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Top Chef, the cheftestants head to the mountains for an overnight stay at adult sleepaway camp. Their task: serve up a brunch buffet fo...

RHONY: Children of the Scorn

15 May 2020

Contributed by Lukas

The Real Housewives of New York escape the madness of NYC to enjoy an afternoon of apple picking and wine tasting and peeing in corn mazes. What bett...

RHOBH: She's Effin' Denise Richards!

14 May 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This week on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Denise reminds Kyle that's she's the most famous Richards in the group. Plus, Sutton has post traum...

PumpRules: Pool Intentions

13 May 2020

Contributed by Lukas

After Jax disinvites the cast from his pool party on Vanderpump Rules, Sandoval throws a rival rager instead. This can only mean one thing: Jax is t...

RHOA Reunion 1: Blippity Bloopity Zoom

12 May 2020

Contributed by Lukas

The Real Housewives of Atlanta take to Zoom for their reunion. Will Andy let them off of mute or will they break the internet? For this week's premium...

Top Chef: War and Peace Out

11 May 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Time for Restaurant Wars on Top Chef and it's between the Haitian King and the Country Bear. Will the loser go down with his ship? And will merengue e...

RHONY: Bully Laughs

09 May 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo The Real Housewives of New York welcome Jaques back to our TVs for ...

Summer House: The Final Fireball

08 May 2020

Contributed by Lukas

The video version of this recap is up as part of Crappens on Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo on Patreon It's the Season 4 Finale of Summer House, a...

RHOBH: Girl (on Girl) Fight

07 May 2020

Contributed by Lukas

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills start their season long squabble about who might or not be a lesbian, and it's not who you think. Also, Kyle ice ...

PumpRules: Save the Fails

06 May 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Jax is on a tear this entire episode of Vanderpump Rules, but have his friends had enough? For this week's bonus episode about Bravo's new show Camp G...

Shahs: Sip 'n' Seethe

05 May 2020

Contributed by Lukas

On the season finale of Shahs of Sunset, MJ and Reza's reconciliation goes off the rails when he reneges on his promise of dropping the restraining or...

TopChef: Pitch Sesh

04 May 2020

Contributed by Lukas

It's a very CUTTING episode of Top Chef this week. First, the cheftestants must make tacos with nothing more than a machete. Why? Because Danny Trejo ...

SummerHouse: Every Roast Has Its Thorn

01 May 2020

Contributed by Lukas

On this week's crazy Summer House, the girls scream at Hannah for hooking up with resident male model Luke. Tensions are at an all time high. Perfect ...

RHONY: Prêt-à-Poor-Taste

01 May 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This week on The Real Housewives of New York, Sonja shows at fashion week, and when she gives Leah a droopy PJ set to wear, all hell breaks loose. Pl...

RHOBH: Sutton Impact

30 Apr 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Sutton continues to shake up Real Housewives of Beverly Hills in the best way, affording us one of the funniest episodes in ages. Basically, she make...

PumpRules: Engagement Ghost

29 Apr 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Vanderpump Rules finds Stassi and Beau getting engaged and ghosting Kristen from the party. Also, we get some Scheana backstory and learn that Charli ...

Shahs of Sunset: Luaus and Lies

28 Apr 2020

Contributed by Lukas

The Shahs of Sunset gang tries to fight on their Hawaiian vacation, but Paulina's not very good at it yet. For the entire season of Netflix' Tiger Kin...

Top Chef: Symphoneat

27 Apr 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Top Chef goes to the symphony so Tom can try to come up with some musical puns, and two chefs are sent packing. We're not happy about it. For the enti...

Summer House: Friendzoned in Bonetown

25 Apr 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Hannah finally gets a taste of hot dish on this week's Summer House and Amanda. Is. LIVID, Kyle! For the entire season of Netflix' Tiger King recaps w...

RHONY: Tiki Torched

24 Apr 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo The Real Housewives of New York are all off their damn rockers this...

RHOBH: Sutton Place

23 Apr 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo Newbie Sutton opens a store on this week's Real Housewives of Bever...

PumpRules: Gone with the Wine

22 Apr 2020

Contributed by Lukas

The Witches of Weho come together for a big wine event on Vanderpump Rules, and in true fashion, Stassi throws a full bodied tantrum with notes of rag...

RHOA & Shahs: When Hello Freezes Over

21 Apr 2020

Contributed by Lukas

On this episode, we're recapping the season finale of Real Housewives of Atlanta and the latest installment of Shahs of Sunset. First up, it's Kandi's...

TopChef: Dial M for Malarkey

20 Apr 2020

Contributed by Lukas

On a supersized Top Chef, the cheftestants must navigate through a Quick Fire with only the help of their loved ones and a shoddy connection from Metr...

RHOBH: Bangs of New York

18 Apr 2020

Contributed by Lukas

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills is back, and now that Lisa Vanderpump is gone, who shall wear her crown? It's heavy, in case you didn't hear. O...

RHONY: Maniac Mansion

17 Apr 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Real Housewives of New York, Sonja gets wasted at a mansion party, and Luann escapes the humiliation of being chosen for Ramona's basemen...

SummerHouse: Murder Most Carl

16 Apr 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Summer House, Carl gets wasted and feels sorry for himself. Meanwhile, tensions surface between the girls thanks to Lindsay, and Hannah ...

PumpRules: United in Holy Matri-Maloney

15 Apr 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Tom and Katie head to Las Vegas with everyone (except Kristen) on this week's Vanderpump Rules. Why? Because they need to get officially married... ag...

Shahs of Sunset: Clown and Country

14 Apr 2020

Contributed by Lukas

We covered all seven parts of Netflix' Tiger King on our Patreon feed, and have video recaps for six of those episodes on Crappens On Demand! Nema inv...

RHOA: We'll Always Have Closet

13 Apr 2020

Contributed by Lukas

We covered all seven parts of Netflix' Tiger King on our Patreon feed, and have video recaps for six of those episodes on Crappens On Demand! Kenya cr...

RHONY: A Royal De-Basement

10 Apr 2020

Contributed by Lukas

We will be recapping all seven parts of Netflix' Tiger King on our Patreon feed, and will have video recaps available for six of those episodes on Cra...

Summer House: The Mediocre Depression

09 Apr 2020

Contributed by Lukas

We will be recapping all seven parts of Netflix' Tiger King on our Patreon feed, and will have video recaps available for six of those episodes on Cra...

PumpRules: Axes of Evil

08 Apr 2020

Contributed by Lukas

We will be recapping all seven parts of Netflix' Tiger King on our Patreon feed, and will have video recaps available for six of those episodes on Cra...

Shahs: Tears and Loathing in Los Angeles

07 Apr 2020

Contributed by Lukas

On this week's Shahs of Sunset, Reza blocks all his friends and then cries that he feels alone. Plus, GG endures a medical hardship, and Tommy faces ...

TopChef: Eat Your Art Out

06 Apr 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Top Chef, the contestants must make funky fried rice for Randal Park and Ali Wong. Then it's off to the Getty Center to find inspiration...

RHONY: Life After Bethenny... Again

03 Apr 2020

Contributed by Lukas

What the world needs now, is RHONY sweet RHONY. Thank God the Real Housewives of New York are back. The new season launched without Bethenny, but in...

SummerHouse: Fraternizing with the Enemy

02 Apr 2020

Contributed by Lukas

On Summer House, the gang throws a frat toga party for Kyle while simultaneously threatening to banish Jules for... something? It's ridiculous and inf...

PumpRules: Arrested Development

01 Apr 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Tom and Jax wage escalating pranks at each other, and Brett calls Scheana "middle-aged." Just more fun on Vanderpump Rules, and it all ends with Schw...

Netflix' Tiger King Episode 1

31 Mar 2020

Contributed by Lukas

We recapped episode one of Netflix' Tiger King on our premium Patreon bonus last week and you guys asked us for the full season so ok, we're in. The r...

Shahs of Sunset: Vidaplicity

31 Mar 2020

Contributed by Lukas

We will be recapping all seven parts of Netflix' Tiger King on our Patreon feed, and will have video recaps available for six of those episodes on Cra...

Top Chef: Ruth-less

30 Mar 2020

Contributed by Lukas

We will be recapping all seven parts of Netflix' Tiger King on our Patreon feed, and will have video recaps available for six of those episodes on Cra...

RHOBH Season 10 Trailer Breakdown

27 Mar 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This episode also available as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo Today is one of our favorite kinds of episodes. It's a trailer ...

Summer House: Got Milk?

26 Mar 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This episode also available as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo This week on Summer House, we find out that Kyle was breastfed ...

PumpRules: That's a No From Me, Daug

25 Mar 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Schwartz' friends celebrate his terrible parenting skills after his lizard dies on this week's Vanderpump Rules and The Witches of WeHo vote out a wit...

Shahs: Tommy Does Some Landscaping

24 Mar 2020

Contributed by Lukas

The moment we've been sort of waiting for is finally here: Tommy terrorizes planters! Thank goodness for Ring door cams, which have provided the piè...

RHOA: Talkin' Spit

23 Mar 2020

Contributed by Lukas

The Real Housewives of Atlanta trip to Greece reaches its thrilling conclusion with the one thing we're all trying to avoid: spit. Actually, not qui...

Bonus: Love is Blind

23 Mar 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This episode also available as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo We did a bonus episode about Netflix' Love is Blind last week a...

TopChef: Did You MEAN To Have a Season Premiere?

20 Mar 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Top Chef All Stars LA is upon us, and we are so happy to see so many familiar faces, especially our dear friend Gail Simmons. Join us as we dive into ...

RHONJ: Pulling Out All The Staubs - Live from Instagram!

20 Mar 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Part 3 of the Real Housewives of New Jersey reunion closes out an explosive season with Danielle Staub making her tear-less goodbye to the franchise (...

SummerHouse: Dude, Where's My Carl?

19 Mar 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Summer House is full of meltdowns. First there's Kyle and Amanda, whose relationship is melting into goo before our eyes. Then there's Lindsay and C...

PumpRules: Awfully Wedded

19 Mar 2020

Contributed by Lukas

The moment nobody was waiting for has finally arrived: Jax and Brittany's wedding on Vanderpump Rules! After years of thinking every red flag was a ...

Shahs of Sunset: Dreadpool

17 Mar 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Reza hits a new low on Shahs of Sunset, but MJ is back and armed with a drink to throw. For this week's premium bonus recap of Family Karma, become a ...

RHOA: Nope-a!

16 Mar 2020

Contributed by Lukas

The Real Housewives of Atlanta are still in Greece, and Nene and Kenya bring on the tragedy. Will they ever get past this? And hey...are these cats ge...

RHONJ: Key Party Reunion

12 Mar 2020

Contributed by Lukas

It's Part Two of the Real Housewives of New Jersey reunion and it's all about the couples boning and Jen not being able to stay quiet for more than tw...

Summer House: #MoreStrife

12 Mar 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Carl acts like a total jackass this week on Summer House and Jordon is back to try to get a boner. It doesn't work. For this week's premium bonus reca...

PumpRules: You're the Onesie

11 Mar 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This episode also available as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo The Vanderpump Rules kids have the 972nd celebration of the Ken...

Shahs: Voy Meets World

10 Mar 2020

Contributed by Lukas

After a one night stand with Sara's brother Sam, Destiney faces the scrutiny of the group on this week's Shah's of Sunset. Plus, it's a quadruple dose...

RHOA: My Big Fat Greek Divorce

09 Mar 2020

Contributed by Lukas

On this week's Real Housewives of Atlanta, Kenya Moore faces the twin miseries of a public divorce and traveling with Nene to Greece. At least there'...

SummerHouse: Carl-ing It Quits

06 Mar 2020

Contributed by Lukas

After a harrowing seven minutes as boyfriend and girlfriend, Carl realizes his new relationship with Lindsay is moving so fast that it's driving him t...

RHONJ: Throwing Sh-Ayden

05 Mar 2020

Contributed by Lukas

The season ten reunion of Real Housewives of New Jersey started this week, and no one was ready to scream more than Jennifer Ayden. When she wasn't h...

PumpRules: Jax and Brittany Go To Blight Castle

04 Mar 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Vanderpump Rules, Jax and Tom bury the hatchet (for now), and then the gang goes to the living nightmare that is The Kentucky Castle. Me...

Shahs of Sunset: Sally Be Obsessed

03 Mar 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Shahs of Sunset finds Reza in Vegas for his big Sally Beauty event. Will Destiney bone Sara's brother? Will Tommy get a standing o for his takedown of...

RHOA: Charity Gall-a

02 Mar 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Kenya's marriage falls apart at the charity gala that was supposed to be her debut as a Mrs on this week's Real Housewives of Atlanta. For this week's...

Summer House: Codependence Day

28 Feb 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Summer House has its annual Fourth of July party, but no one really celebrates Independence. For this week's premium bonus two parter recorded on our ...

RHONJ: A Very Juicy Deportation

27 Feb 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This episode also available as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo Real Housewives of New Jersey ends its season with an admission...