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RHONY: Tawdry Hepburn

26 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week on The Real Housewives of New York, Ramona invites Heather Thomson into the lion's den for a Breakfast at Tiffany's-themed dinner party. How...

BelowDeckSailing: Better Chafe Than Sorry

25 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Below Deck: Sailing Yacht, Jean-Luc receives some very good news, and the charter guests continue to fight. Plus, there's a rosé shortag...

#1500 Shahs: Facepalm Springs

24 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

We're celebrating our **1500th** episode by recapping Shahs of Sunset, and while our podcast pales next to a THIRTY YEAR FRIENDSHIP, in many ways, it ...

Top Chef: Dread Table Talk

24 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

It's the most exciting episode of every Top Chef season: Restaurant Wars! Because of the pandemmy, the show had to change things up this year by provi...

RHONJ: Sloppy, Joe

20 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

On part one of the Real Housewives of New Jersey reunion, Marge and Jennifer tussle over who's sloppier, but first Joe Gorga graces the stage with his...

RHOBH: I Nose What You Did Last Season

20 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills is back, and there's so much to talk about: Crytal, Kathy, goldfish, Halloween injuries. We don't know where to s...

RHONY: All's Well That Ends Wells Fargo

19 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

After two weeks of being on their best behavior, The Real Housewives of New York finally let their inner maniacs out with petty bickering and another ...

Bonus: Our Morbid (Podcast) Fascination With Kim Richards

18 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Alaina and Ash from Morbid Podcast join us for this very special episode about the murder of Kim Richards' ex husband. We love listening to these two ...

Below Deck Sailing: Storm on the High STDs

18 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

After crashing twice, Below Deck Sailing Yacht welcomes the Rose mother daughter team and a very shrilly group of their friends. Don't stereotype them...

Shahs of Sunset: Life Hack

17 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Shahs of Sunset is back, and Mike is up to his old slutty ways. Will Paulina get rid of him for good, or will she believe his hacking story? And why i...

RHONJ: The Little Merman

13 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo)* Marge throws Joe a Halloween themed birthday party for Real Housewives of New...

RHOD: Burden of Goof

12 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Kameron finishes off the Real Housewives of Dallas reunion with more receipts that show nothing, Tiffany gets a bloody knows, and it's still basically...

RHONY: Burning in Help

12 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo)* We start with a discussion of the Porsha dramz from Real Housewives of Atlant...

BelowDeckSailing: What's Up, Dock?

11 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

It's the episode of Below Deck Sailing Yacht we've been all waiting for: a dock crumbles! But wait, there's more! Alli and Gary continue to torture Sy...

RHOA: Hitting Bolo The Belt

10 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

We've reached the end of the Real Housewives of Atlanta reunion, and it does not disappoint. The hour starts with an extensive discussion of Bolo and ...

SummerHouse: Luke, I Am Your Fourth Wall

07 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

The triumphant and messy second installment of the Summer House reunion is fantastic, if lacking some important questions and topics. So sad to see th...

RHONY: In-Townouse Counsel

07 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

The Real Housewives of New York are back, and while Dorinda may be gone (sad), we now have Eboni (yay!). We recap the premiere episode LIIIIIVE at our...

RHONJ: An Apple A Day Keeps Dolores Away

06 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week on The Real Housewives of New Jersey, the women go apple picking. Dolores has a few things on her mind, and she's not afraid to say them.Our...

RHOD: One Foot Forward, Two Chicken Feet Back

05 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

On part one of the Real Housewives of Dallas reunion, Kary drops the not-so-shocking news that her marriage is donezo. Then Kameron does what she does...

Below Deck Sailing: Murder Sistery

04 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Below Deck Sailing Yacht puts the least effort into a Bravo mystery murder party than we've ever seen, and Alli yells at Sydney about what a good frie...

Top Chef: Like Shooting Dish in a Meryl

03 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Padma gets her big chance to prove her acting chops at a Drive In Movie Challenge on Top Chef: Portland. Does have what it takes for Glitter 2 to get ...

Summer House: Toxic Hannahlinity

30 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Time for the first part of Summer House's reunion! Hannah is on the hot seat, Page has a giant bow on her dress, and Lindsay is as activated as she ca...

RHONJ: Attack of The Gorganderthal

29 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo)* Dolores lets that bonehead Joe Gorga have it on this week's Real Housewives o...

RHOD: Vandal in the Wind

28 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo)* Real Housewives ends its season by vandalizing a Texas landmark and Brandi do...

RHOA: I Know This Much Is Drew

27 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

On part one of the Real Housewives of Atlanta reunion, Drew tries desperately to come for Kenya and fails miserably. Later, she and Ralph dodge questi...

Top Chef: Fruit of the Doom

26 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Top Chef, the cheftestants must whip up a cherished memory via Campbell's soup and then head to Oregon's "fruit loop" to cook a savory bu...

SummerHouse: Joined in Faux-ly Matrimony

23 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

We're so sad that it's the season finale of Summer House. Goodbye Luke chopping wood; goodbye Danielle doing zoom calls; goodbye Stravy at his little ...

RHONJ: We Got The Yacht!

22 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

The Real Housewives of New Jersey goes on a yacht trip to preview Marge's new book, and then afterwards, Jennifer hosts an emotional Turkish Tea Party...

RHOD: Southfork in the Road

21 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

On this week's penultimate episode of The Real Housewives of Dallas, the ladies head to Southfork Ranch to relive the '80s and Dallas — in other wor...

1473 Below Deck Sailing: Let Them Beat Cake

20 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Below Deck Sailing Yacht gives the crew a day off, but smoker alliances threaten to rip apart all they hold dear. Will JL sleep through it? Will Gar...

Top Chef: Too Not Hot to Handle

19 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Top Chef shows us many layers this week with their Talenti challenge, and then the chefs attempt dishes inspired by the motherland. Who will win, and ...

Derbies and Des-tiny

16 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

It's Derby Day on Summer House, and Hannah gets defensive when she finds out no one likes her boyfriend. Not to be left out of the bad decisions compe...

RHONJ: Psychic Frienemies Network

15 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo)* The Real Housewives of New Jersey go to a psychic this week and Melissa finds...

RHOD: A Jokelahoma Too Far

14 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

The Real Housewives of Dallas finish off their Oklahoma trip with some Redneck Olympics and really bad pranks. Find all of our premium bonus episodes ...

BelowDeckSailing: Cling and Present Danger

13 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

The strange love triangle between Gary, Sydney, and Alli continues on Below Deck Sailing Yacht, and there's no sign that anyone is going to get the bo...

Bonus 340: RHOBH Trailer Breakdown!

13 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

We are breaking down the new Real Housewives of Beverly Hills trailer, and since this is such a momentous occasion, we're making this available to eve...

TopChef: It Takes Brew To Make a Thing Go Right

12 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Top Chef, Richard Blais tortures the contestants — and the audience — with an annoying diner order. Then the chefs must concoct dishe...

Summer House: Des-ecrated

09 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

At long last Des makes his debut on Summer House, and the whole thing is super romantic. Just kidding - it's gross! The episode is one cringey moment ...

RHONJ: Attention Deficit Dis-Gorga

08 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Real Housewives of New Jersey, we bid a tearful goodbye to Nono, but not before witnessing a perfectly petty fight wherein Joe Gorga proj...

RHOD: Bigfoot in Bigmouth

07 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo)* The Real Housewives of Dallas go to a cabin in Oklahoma so Kary can prove she...

Below Deck Sailing: Barrie'd With Children

06 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Barrie ends his charter by proposing to his daughter's ex boyfriend on this week's Below Deck Sailing Yacht, and Gary tries to get a throuple on. Find...

RHOA & Married2Med: You've Upset Big Freedia

05 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Marlo has a temper tantrum at a drag queen cooking class on Real Housewives of Atlanta, and Michael heads off to college on Married to Medicine. Will ...

Top Chef: Portland Gail Blazers

02 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Top Chef returns, and this time we're in Portland! Gail still has a pattern addiction, Padma is as Padma ever, and Tom is still super disappointed in ...

Summer House: Taco Tearsday

02 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Summer House is full of tears this week as the house declares Luke an unstable psychopath before forgiving him over some taco tears. Find all of our p...

RHONJ: The Trepology

01 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo)* Teresa finally gives Jackie the apology she's been asking for on this week's ...

RHOD: Tattle Snake

31 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo) Brandi is rattled by D'Andra getting an interview about Brandi's racist ass be...

BelowDeckSailing: The Royal Tender Bums; Plus, Jen Shah Arrested!

30 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Below Deck Sailing Yacht, the guests from hell continue to demand every type of French fry known to man. And just when things can't get w...

RHOA Married2Med: NOLA & Basketball

29 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Real Housewives of Atlanta, the women head to NOLA for a girls trip. They eat alligator, they ride bikes, and they even try to do some zy...

SummerHouse: Pub Brawl

26 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

There are so many conspiracy theories swirling around Summer House that we're surprised the cast didn't up and storm the Capital. First, further fallo...

RHONJ: Vibrator de Force

25 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

A trip to the shore leads to major drama on The Real Housewives of New Jersey as Teresa and Jackie come face to face for the first time since their fa...

RHOD: Jesus Christ Superspar

24 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo) Tiffany hosts a "luxe luau" on this week's Real Housewives of Dallas, which se...

Below Deck Sailing: A Barrie Tale

23 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Below Deck Sailing Yacht has to end a charter early due to Covid and no one gets hurt. Phew. Unfortunately, no one is safe from the plague called Barr...

RHOA & Married to Medicine: Rakhi/Horror Picture Show

22 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Real Housewives of Atlanta celebrates Halloween with some yelling and golf clubs, then the Married to Medicine ladies have a fight at a Rakhi party! J...

Summer House: Take Luke Down, Pass Him Around

19 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Luke is getting the cold shoulder from all the women on Summer House this week, but wait! There's one option left. Question is, has she already been a...

RHONJ: Feed the (Face) Plants

18 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* This week's Real Housewives of New Jersey takes us to a pool party at Tre's wh...

RHOD: In The Name of the Father

17 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week on The Real Housewives of Dallas, a birthday party for Tiffany goes south as D'andra finds herself cornered by both Brandi and Mama Dee. Plu...

BelowDeckSailing: Ailing Yacht

16 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

So much drama on this week's Below Deck: Sailing Yacht. First, Daisy lets everyone know there'll be hell to pay if someone uses a guest head ever agai...

RHOA & Married2Med: The Big Chill

15 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

On Real Housewives of Atlanta, the moment no one's been waiting for is finally here: Cynthia Bailey's wedding to Mike Hill. It's a star-studded affair...

SummerHouse: Turn Down for What?

12 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

The good people of Summer House continue to lose their minds in quarantine; this time bickering about music volume. It's the age old debate: Love Isla...

RHONJ: More Madder, More Problems

11 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Teresa is more madder than she's ever been on The Real Housewives of New Jersey, and while it doesn't seem like there'll be any resolution to this feu...

RHOD: Shame and Shamans

10 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Brandi cries for herself again in this week's Real Housewives of Dallas, and D...

Below Deck Sailing: Pita Dread

09 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Below Deck Sailing Yacht, there's a pita fight! Also Gary tries to bang everyone until he finds success in a guest cabin. Find our premiu...

RHOA: Turning the Page (Six)

09 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Real Housewives of Atlanta finds Kenya and Drew failing to get on the same page, and the ladies try to guess who leaked to Page Six at a pumpkin patch...

Summer House: Fish, Chips, n' Pink Slips

05 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Summer House takes a scary turn when Lindsay expects a yacht for her birthdayversary and gets fish n' chips instead. Will she ever get HER sandwich? F...

RHONJ: But Did He Poker?

04 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Real Housewives of New Jersey gets the husbands together for poker night while...

RHOD: Austin Translation

03 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Real Housewives of Dallas is back after a short break, and their rocky trip to Austin continues to bumble along. Our blood truly boiled this episode a...

BelowDeckSailing: Up for Sail

02 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Below Deck Sailing Yacht is back, and we have a whole boat of new accents to butcher! We're digging the new season so far. It has everything we could ...

RHOA: Someone's Full of Bolo-ney

01 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Kenya's witch hunt on Real Housewives of Atlanta continues to ratchet up, and like any good night with Bolo, it's going to end in a mess.Our Patreon E...

Summer House: Trash TV

26 Feb 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Since the dawn of reality television, there has been no rite of passage like the trivial fight over a household chore, and this week's Summer House de...

RHONJ: Jackie Non-Joiner

26 Feb 2021

Contributed by Lukas

In the wake of Teresa and Jackie's blowout last week, the Real Housewives of New Jersey head to Lake George for some rest, relaxation, and nip slips. ...

RHOSLC: Putting the Season to Bed

26 Feb 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art1...

Below Deck Reunion: Skating By

23 Feb 2021

Contributed by Lukas

The Below Deck crew gets together on Zoom for a lukewarm reunion. James has new brows, Rob refuses to show his face, and Elizabeth tries to win points...

RHOA: What Lies Bolo

22 Feb 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Real Housewives of Atlanta brought in the big...er...guns(?) for this week's supersized stripper episode. Someone got their hand caught in the Bolo ja...

Summer House: Sandwich and Sandwichability

19 Feb 2021

Contributed by Lukas

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* The Summer House gang tries to get on with life in quarantine, but Hannah and ...

RHOSLC: Living On a Prayer (?)

18 Feb 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo It's Part 2 of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City Reunion. Lisa still can't f...

RHONJ: Gym Rat

18 Feb 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Teresa starts The Real Housewives of New Jersey's new season off with a bang by accusing someone's husband of cheating at the gym. The tables are quic...

RHOD: South By SouthFester

17 Feb 2021

Contributed by Lukas

The Real Housewives of Dallas head to Austin this week for their big cast trip celebrating Kary's 50th birthday (again). Things start off nicely enoug...

Below Deck: Unchartered Territory

16 Feb 2021

Contributed by Lukas

The season finale of Below Deck has drama, tears, and of course... cleaning. We're here to recap it all, and all that jazz.Our Patreon Extras: https:/...

RHOA: Not Without My Daughter w/Rae Sanni

16 Feb 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Special guest Rae Sanni fills in for Ronnie to talk Real Housewives of Atlanta this week, and we spend nearly two hours breaking down the latest episo...

SummerHouse: Luke, I Am Your Lover

12 Feb 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Summer House, Luke finds himself in a love triangle in the shape of a motorcycle baked into a hot dish and served to a coyote. But he's h...

RHOSLC: Roll Footage

11 Feb 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Part 1 of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City reunion comes out of the gates blazing hot. Everyone's angry at Lisa for some reason, and Meredith has...

#1422 RHOD: Crossing the Cricket Line

10 Feb 2021

Contributed by Lukas

The Real Housewives of Dallas are sent into a tizzy when Tiffany hides crickets in their pizza. THE HORROR! This week's bonus is a completely shallow ...

Below Deck: Ketchup Me if You Can

09 Feb 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Below Deck gets rid of a stew and the Queen's children annoy the hell out of us. Enjoy! This week's bonus is a look at Covid depression and internet r...

Summer House: Welcome to Alco-traz!

07 Feb 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Summer House returns with all of the housemates stuck in quarantine together. They've only got each other and about seventy trillion cans of Loverboy....

Southern Charm: Cutlered to the Core

05 Feb 2021

Contributed by Lukas

**Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo** Southern Charm ends its reunion with yelling, slut shaming, and controversy ...

RHOSLC: Beauty Jab

04 Feb 2021

Contributed by Lukas

**Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo** It's season finale time for the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. The ladie...

RHOD: Panties in a Bunch

03 Feb 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Real Housewives of Dallas, the day trip to Grapevine, TX, results in more fighting, more drunkenness, and more Kary being awful. In other...

Below Deck: The Secret of Mahi Success

02 Feb 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week's Below Deck is filled with emotion as Captain Lee forges an unlikely bond with the Queen of Versailles, Jackie Siegel and her family over t...

RHOSLC & RHOA: Bad Delivery

02 Feb 2021

Contributed by Lukas

On today's double header episode, we're talking Real Housewives of Salt Lake City and Real Housewives of Atlanta. First up the women of RHOSLC confron...

Southern Charm: Spare the A-rod and Spoil the Manchild

29 Jan 2021

Contributed by Lukas

The Southern Charm reunion comes in hot, and we're here to recap it. First there are allegations of Madison sleeping with an ex-MLBer (internet rumors...

RHOC: 23andMean

28 Jan 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Real Housewives of Orange County wraps up its 15th season with a reliably cringey, problematic, and dumbfounding reunion episode. Did we really expect...

RHOD: Head on a Stick

27 Jan 2021

Contributed by Lukas

**Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo** D'Andra puts Brandi's head on a stick on this week's Real Housewives of Dall...

Below Deck: Trash Day

26 Jan 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Izz gets a promotion on this week's Below Deck, and the boys aren't having it. Time to take out some trash. This week's bonus is a look at the Netflix...

RHOSLC & RHOA: Shoe Reconcilation and PJ Envy

25 Jan 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Real Housewives of Salt Lake City go to Vegas to fight and The Real Housewives of Atlanta are miffed that Kenya took a private plane for their vacatio...

2021 Golden Crappies Part Two

25 Jan 2021

Contributed by Lukas

It's time for part two of the Golden Crappies! This half features Tom Sandoval and Ariana Maddox (Vanderpump Rules), Hannah Berner (Summer House), Lea...

2021 Golden Crappies Part One

25 Jan 2021

Contributed by Lukas

It's time for the Golden Crappies! This year's ceremony was so jam packed with Bravolebs and talking heads that we had to split it into two parts! Par...

Southern Charm: Ermcountability

22 Jan 2021

Contributed by Lukas

**Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo** The Southern Charm cast ends its season by attempting to hold Kathryn accoun...

RHOC: Let's Make a Dealer

21 Jan 2021

Contributed by Lukas

**Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo** Real Housewives of Orange County hits us with its first reunion and it's a d...

RHOD: Open Mouth, Insert Chicken Foot

20 Jan 2021

Contributed by Lukas

On The Real Housewives of Dallas, Kameron has a bone to pick with Tiffany. Many bones. Many teeny, tiny bones. In the shape of a chicken foot. It's a ...

BelowDeck: UTI Aye Captain!

19 Jan 2021

Contributed by Lukas

We always thought James and Elizabeth would be a forever couple on Below Deck, but after a drunken dinner goes awry, it looks like the greatest romanc...