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RHOP: Salad as a Rock

11 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week on The Real Housewives of Potomac, the women deal with the fallout of Saladgate 2021. It's a slut-shaming, lettuce-tossing, tea-bagging hour...

Bonus Ep! Talking Bravo Crimes with Sinisterhood

10 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week we teamed up with true crime podcast Sinisterhood to talk about Bravo crimes — new and forgotten — over the past several years.  What...

RHOBH: New Year's Irresolution

07 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

The most buzzworthy season of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills in ages came to a conclusion this week as the women join Crystal to celebrate Chinese N...

PumpRules: Do You Read Me?

06 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Vanderpump Rules, the cast heads to Palm Springs where they put on a dull fashion show and squabble over dinner. Meanwhile, Lala is bumme...

Below Deck Med: Have a Rookie

05 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Below Deck Med starts falling apart this week when Lloyd has a panic attack and everyone else suffers a Mat attack. Our premium bonus is a breakdown o...

RHOSLC: Don't Drink the Caterade

04 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

There's a new friend of on Real Housewives of Salt Lake City and she's starting some catering drama right off the bat. Don't mess with a descendant of...

RHOP: Salad Tossy Posse

04 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

The Real Housewives of Potomac take a couples trip, and Candiace comes for Mia. Salad is tossed. Our premium bonus is a breakdown of the Great British...

RHOBH: Sips, Sails, and Malarkey

30 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills ends its girls trip to Del Mar on a forgi...

PumpRules: Bitchy Hibachi and Salad Splits

29 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Vanderpump Rules is back! This time with less idiots, but the addition of babi...

Below Deck: Having a God Moment

28 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Below Deck Mediterranean, a whole bunch of stuff almost goes wrong... but it doesn't. A beach picnic, a dinner for Sandy, a jet ski incid...

RHOSLC: The Ice Storm

28 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Meredith and Jen finally come face to face on The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City this week, and what better place to have a throw down than on thin...

RHOP: Reasonably Shoddy

27 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week on The Real Housewives of Potomac, Gizelle and Robyn throw a party to celebrate the launch of their podcast, "Reasonably Shady." As you can ...

RHOBH: Del-Martyr

23 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

The ladies head down to Del Mar for a late-season Covid trip on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. The vacation is full of sea lions, Garcelle gang...

RHONY Season 13 Reunion

22 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Bravo shocked the world when they announced there'd be no reunion for season 13 of The Real Housewives of New York. The network blamed this on schedul...

Below Deck Med: Ax the Rich

21 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Below Deck Med finally contends with its Lexi problem, and Malia gets her ass handed to her. Without a hug! This week's bonus is a Snap Judgement brea...

RHOP: The Sassed and the Furious

20 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

iTunes: http://bit.ly/ituneswwcVideo Recaps: http://bit.ly/crappensvideoListen: https://watch-what-crappens.simplecast.com*Also avail as video on Crap...

RHOSLC: Churro of Investigations

20 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo*The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City take the week to focus on Whitney's (lack...

LuLaRich: I'm Very LuLaRich, LuLaBi**h!

17 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Bravo left an empty night on the schedule this week, so we filled it with LuLaRich, a tale about culty ladies obsessed with leggings that smell like f...

RHOBH: Say Yes to the Dress, Say No to the Brain Surgery

16 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills celebrates Dorit's new wedding dress line and Erika spins another tall tale. Please don't flip your car while listeni...

BelowDeckMed: Crossing the Lines

14 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Matt once again puts the ewww in menu as he relentlessly badgers Lexi on this week's Below Deck Mediterranean. The whole thing culminates in a gross a...

RHOP: Surry Not Surry

13 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week on The Real Housewives of Potomac, Karen shoots a promotional video for Surry County that doesn't actually take place in Surry County. Meanw...

RHOSLC: Shah-rrested Development

13 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City are back, and the season 2 premiere had everything we could dream of: cake accidents, challah, geodesic domes......

RHOBH: A Sutton Change of Heart

09 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week on the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, the "Dinner From Hell, Part II" continues to rage on this week as Erika lashes out at Sutton for ca...

Bonus: Vanderpump Rules Trailer Breakdown

08 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Vanderpump Rules has reconfigured its cast and filmed a ninth season. This tim...

Below Deck Med: Stew Over It

08 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Below Deck Med's chief stew Katie has major anxiety over whether or not to fire her extra help, and Lexi has a problem saying Delaney. This week's bon...

RHOP: Say Yes to the Turkey Dress

07 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Real Housewives of Potomac, Gizelle snubs half the cast and Karen buys a second vow renewal dress that may or not be made out of turkey. ...

RHOBH: OR WHAT?

02 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

It's the moment we've waited all season for. Erika unleashes all her defensive wrath on Sutton for a very special "Dinner Party from Hell, Part Two" e...

RHONY: Freaky Woah-day

01 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

It's season finale time for Real Housewives of New York, and it's easily one of the best episodes of the season when Leah and Ramona spend a night in ...

BelowDeckMed: Never Stew Much

31 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

A new stew joins Below Deck Mediterranean, finally relieving some of the burden that's fallen on Katie's shoulders with the interior. But on the other...

Shahs: Like a Cat on a Hot Tin Spoof

31 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

It's the conclusion of the Shahs of Sunset reunion, and Mike is here to clarify that he didn't get one spoof text. He received many. And so did Nema! ...

RHOP: Surry Seems to Be the Hardest Word

30 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

On this week's Real Housewives of Potomac, Wendy tells Gizelle off for bringing her husband's cheating rumor onto national television and Karen gets h...

RHOBH: Jabsolutely Fabulous

26 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Dorit tries to confront Garcelle about alleged jabs at Rinna's lipgloss party. Also, Erika snaps at Sut...

RHONY: Overheard in New York

25 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

The Real Housewives of New York head back to the Hamptons for a do-over of sorts, and this time around, they're wearing pajamas, there's dressing in c...

Below Deck Med: Getting Lederhosed

24 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Below Deck Med celebrates Oktoberfest with a bunch of aged frat boys and Lexi folds a lot of towels while Captain Sandy tries to decide whether or not...

Shahs of Sunset: Spoof Paulina!

24 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

The Shahs of Sunset reunion Part One is upon us, and it's already a mess. Mike has a fit about Andy's "narrative" before announcing that Paulina has a...

RHOP: Mind Your Own Boobness

23 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

On this week's Real Housewives of Potomac, Ashley does Gizelle's dirty work and tells Wendy that the group things she only got a new body to overcompe...

RHOBH: Your Goose is Cooked (by Kyle Allegedly)

19 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

It's Christmas on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, which means it's time to stuff Erika's stockings with some cold hard coal. The girls gather for Ky...

RHONY: ShabBat Out of Hell

18 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

We didn't think Ramona could get worse, and then she did. It's the second part of the Black Shabbat dinner, and Ramona takes time between her tenth d...

BelowDeckMed: Tell Me How I’m Supposed To Slide With No Air

17 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

A group of high functioning alcoholics take over the yacht on Below Deck Mediterranean this week, and as usual, there's a host of problems: slow cockt...

Shahs: Party Animals

17 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

On the season finale of Shahs of Sunset, the cast goes fly fishing, dresses up like animals, and nearly starts a forest fire. Predictably though, they...

RHOP: Simply the Breasts

16 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

The trip to Williamsburg continues to be bumpy for The Real Housewives of Potomac as Gizelle and Robyn questions Wendy's "substance" in light of recen...

RHOBH: Breaking News, Broken Trust

12 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

When an explosive piece in the Los Angeles Times hits newsstands, the women begin to question whether or not Erika has been totally forthcoming with t...

RHONY: Shabbat ShalOMG

12 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

The Real Housewives of New York takes another tumble into multiculturalism by sending the women to "Black Shabbat," wherein Ramona shares the trauma o...

Below Deck Med: Last Chance Kitchen

10 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Below Deck Med tests Chef Mat again. It's his last chance to prove himself. Will he succeed or get fired or quit then come back? We just. Don't. Know....

Shahs of Sunset: UnShahGiven

10 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

The Shahs of Sunset are still on their peace and love retreat in the mountains, but it's time for Reza to hear the news that he is still unforgiven. W...

RHOP: Shady in Spilliamsburgh

09 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

*The audio on this episode was out of sync and re-uploaded. Sorry for the trouble! The Real Housewives of Potomac head off to a vacation in Williamsbu...

RHOBH: Retreat! RETREAT!

05 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Kyle and Garcelle make Erika open up and up and up until her head explodes all...

RHONY: Stocking Bluffer

04 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Luanne and the girls record a Christmas tune on this week's Real Housewives of...

BelowDeckMed: Some People Don't Know When To Quit

03 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

The conclusion and fallout to last week's explosive Below Deck Mediterranean episode continues to rock the boat as the crew grapples with Lexi and Mat...

Shahs: Into the Woods

03 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

The Shahs of Sunset head to the forest to heal their fractured group, but so far the trip has only led to Nema and Destiney engaging in awful flirtati...

RHOP: Bossed in Translation

02 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week on The Real Housewives of Potomac, Mia visits the joint, where she's the boss. And then she goes to Candiace's party, where she reminds us t...

Family Karma: We Wish You a Merry Lopa

29 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

It's the season finale of Family Karma, and we need to level-set this very special episode. Things with Brian are on the fritz with Dr. Mons, and Vish...

RHONY: All I Want For Christmas Is Legal Protection

28 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Countess Luann has decided to create a VERY original Christmas song, and she's invited all the girls to sing some lyrics. What could go wrong? It's an...

Below Deck Med: Heading for the Lexit

27 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Below Deck Med kicks into high gear when Chef Mat starts punching cameras and Lexi lets Malia and her fake accent have a piece of her very well educat...

Shahs of Sunset: Ahloo and Girl Bye

27 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Shahs of Sunset, Destiney reveals that she says "Ahloo" twenty times an episode because she's shoehorning it into a new brand name and GG...

RHOP: When Zen, Zen Wen?

26 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

The Real Housewives of Potomac pamper pregnant Ashley at a spa, but will Zen Wen tick tock them into a state of misery before the massages are done? F...

RHOBH: Qualm Springs

22 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills head to Palm Springs, where Kyle Richards...

RHONY: Ghost Hissperer

21 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* The Real Housewives of New York are still in Salem. Sonja attacks a fire disti...

BelowDeckMed: Little Fires Everywhere

20 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Matt lights the galley on fire on this week's Below Deck Mediterranean, but the person who's truly lit is Roy Orbison Jr., who makes a drunken fool of...

Shahs: Master Earpiece Theater

20 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Shahs of Sunset, Nema goes on a date with London in his ear, and Mike pledges to be less aggressive to Paulina. So in other words, the us...

RHOP: Too Hot To Candle

19 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Real Housewives of Potomac, we finally get clarification on Karen's "sing sing" comment, and Wendy reveals her new passion: candles! Plus...

RHOBH: The Mascara'd Singer

15 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Everything is happening on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Door-gate rages on, half the cast has COVID, and now Erika is so poor she must resort...

RHONY: Send in the Clowns

14 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

The Salem trip on Real Housewives of New York heats up when Bershan calls the women boring grandmas and later refers to Sonja as a clown. After that, ...

Below Deck Med: Line in the Dirt

13 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

A couple that probably shouldn't wed does anyway on Below Deck Med, and a stew starts a war with the chef when she stands in his pile of dirt. This we...

Shahs: It's a Spoof Turkey!

13 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

It's a very special Friendsgiving on Shahs of Sunset wherein Mike tries to prove that he doesn't control Paulina by calling her up and demanding that ...

RHOP: Fire in the Hole!

12 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

The Real Housewives of Potomac returns with a new woman married to a super old dude, new boobs for Wendy, and the same squabbling between Giz and Kare...

Family Karma: WAPsgiving

09 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Family Karma celebrates Friendsgiving, and Brian starts to buckle under Doctor Monica's marriage desires. This week's bonus episode is the first part...

RHOBH: Peep Show

08 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

RHOA gave us Bolo, and this week The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills gave us bolognese. It's the clash we've been waiting all season for (sort of?): ...

RHONY: Race on Witch Mountain

08 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

***Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo***The Real Housewives of New York go to Salem to channel their witchy energy,...

BelowDeckMed: Weak at the Knees

06 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Disaster is narrowly averted on Below Deck Mediterranean when Matt returns from a case of debilitating knee soreness. But there's still trouble on the...

FamilyKarma: Nani Disclosure Agreement

05 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

We were totally blown away by the latest Family Karma, which featured the complicated process of Amrit coming out to his grandmother. The whole thing ...

Top Chef: Did You MEAN To Win Top Chef?

02 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Top Chef abandons its cozy confines on THE COAAASST and heads into Oregon wine country for the big finale episode. Who will win? How much will Richard...

RHOBH: Violate Femmes

01 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills finally addresses the scandal on everyone's minds. No, not the murky details of Erika Jayne's divorce. We're talking ...

RHONY: Take the A (hole) Train

30 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

The Real Housewives of New York head to Harlem, NY where they learn a bit more about the Black experience. Unfortunately, not everyone (read: Ramona) ...

Below Deck Med: From Duska Til Dawn

29 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Below Deck Med is back, and it's karmic justice time when Sandy's first charter is ruined by her new chef. Will she recover? Will the crew be able to ...

Shahs of Sunset: Too Late to Shapologize

29 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Shahs of Sunset splits the men and women up for theme bonding nights this week, but Reza is stuck at home with Adam pretending he likes his quicheless...

Family Karma: Sorry Screams to Be the Bloodiest Word

28 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Family Karma has a Halloween party with no ice, but will Monica make up for it for her chilly resistance to a halfhearted apology? Will Vishal jump of...

Top Chef: Don't Fire Your Clam Squad

25 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Part One of the two part Top Chef Portland season finale finds the last three chefs busting open their shells. Who will get crabby and who will clam u...

RHOBH: Dumplings and Desertion

24 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Erika spins her tale of woe on this week's Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, a...

Below Deck Sailing: And the (Dead)beat Goes On

23 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Below Deck Sailing Yacht's second reunion episode puts Bravo's new deadbeat dad on the stand to rub his scalp, sigh, and fail miserably at looking lik...

BelowDeckSailing: I Pita The Fool

23 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

On part one of the Below Deck: Sailing Yacht reunion, the cast rehashes all the important issues: pitas, broken transoms, and of course, Alli being th...

Shahs: Trick or Treat (Paulina Badly)

22 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Shahs of Sunset, Mike loses his mind at Destiney's Halloween party, and we're left wondering how much control PAULINA has in their relati...

FamilyKarma: Excusez Moi!

21 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Family Karma, Vishal finally comes face to face with his mortal enemy: his fiancé Richa. Oh, and Lopa too! Plus Anisha goes on a date, a...

RHOBH: Connecting the Dots

17 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

It's a double feature today! First we take on The Housewife and the Hustler, a half-baked ABC News Doc on Hulu about Erika Jayne's divorce and scandal...

RHONY: Sit Down, You're Rockin' The Vote

16 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week on The Real Housewives of New York, the ladies put on a low-rent pageant, and then later Eboni throws an Election Night 2020 party, leading ...

Below Deck Sailing: Go Service Yourself

16 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Below Deck Sailing Yacht ends its second season with a couple fight, a twenty four hour charter with motor yachties, and Sydney topless again in the h...

Shahs of Sunset: The Lyin' Kings

15 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Shahs of Sunset, Golnessa throws a really cringe African themed sip' n see (but don't call it that) for her baby, where Vida proceeds to ...

Family Karma: The Great Auntie Walk-Off

14 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Family Karma gives the Aunties some time this week at a Happy Hour that threatens to tear them apart when the conversation turns to their children. Du...

RHOBH: Rolling (My Face) On the River

10 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* It's the last day of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Tahoe vacation, oth...

RHONY: Voter Frights

09 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* The Real Housewives of New York are still in the Hamptons this week, and Luan...

BelowDeckSailing: Hot Tub Slime Machine

09 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Below Deck: Sailing Yacht, Gary winds up in the hot tub with topless Sydney, and Alli is furious... even though she broke things off with...

Shahs: Burden of Spoof (texts)

08 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Shahs of Sunset, Mike deflects from his infidelity by accusing Reza and GG of creating "spoof texts" in the pursuit of sabotaging his ver...

TopChef: The Soy Is Mine

07 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

On the latest Top Chef, the cheftestants must battle to the death over tofu! Well, it's not really a battle to the death, but blood is drawn. Plus, th...

FamilyKarma: Birthday Bash (your face in)

04 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

You guys!! Family Karma is back, and we just love it! The most polite cast to ever appear on reality TV has really let its second season bitch flower ...

RHOBH: Shaken, Not Stirred

03 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Tahoe trip continues to crumble for Sutton. First she tries to defend her whole "color blind" thing to mediocre e...

RHONY: Nude, Lewd, and Rude

02 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week's Real Housewives of New York is a disaster filled with curry, nude models, and an uncomfortable clash about education and class. It's hilar...

Shahs of Sunset: Confessions of a Shah-ngerous Mind

01 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Mike comes clean about being dirty on this week's Shahs of Sunset. Will Paulina make him pay or get Welcome tattooed on her doormat ass? This week's b...

Brian Moylan and The Real Story Behind the Real Housewives

31 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Author and Real Housewives Historian Dame Brian Moylan joins us for a chat abo...

RHONJ: The Final AnaloTre

28 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Tre still can't understand what the word analogy means in the final reunion of this season's Real Housewives of New Jersey, so Jen covers for her by v...

RHOBH: Two Truths and a Tahoe

27 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills head to Lake Tahoe where Erika refuses to open up (again), Sutton begs to get dragged, and Kyle burns salmon. Wil...