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Family Karma: We Wish You a Merry Lopa

29 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

It's the season finale of Family Karma, and we need to level-set this very special episode. Things with Brian are on the fritz with Dr. Mons, and Vish...

RHONY: All I Want For Christmas Is Legal Protection

28 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Countess Luann has decided to create a VERY original Christmas song, and she's invited all the girls to sing some lyrics. What could go wrong? It's an...

Below Deck Med: Heading for the Lexit

27 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Below Deck Med kicks into high gear when Chef Mat starts punching cameras and Lexi lets Malia and her fake accent have a piece of her very well educat...

Shahs of Sunset: Ahloo and Girl Bye

27 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Shahs of Sunset, Destiney reveals that she says "Ahloo" twenty times an episode because she's shoehorning it into a new brand name and GG...

RHOP: When Zen, Zen Wen?

26 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

The Real Housewives of Potomac pamper pregnant Ashley at a spa, but will Zen Wen tick tock them into a state of misery before the massages are done? F...

RHOBH: Qualm Springs

22 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills head to Palm Springs, where Kyle Richards...

RHONY: Ghost Hissperer

21 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* The Real Housewives of New York are still in Salem. Sonja attacks a fire disti...

BelowDeckMed: Little Fires Everywhere

20 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Matt lights the galley on fire on this week's Below Deck Mediterranean, but the person who's truly lit is Roy Orbison Jr., who makes a drunken fool of...

Shahs: Master Earpiece Theater

20 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Shahs of Sunset, Nema goes on a date with London in his ear, and Mike pledges to be less aggressive to Paulina. So in other words, the us...

RHOP: Too Hot To Candle

19 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Real Housewives of Potomac, we finally get clarification on Karen's "sing sing" comment, and Wendy reveals her new passion: candles! Plus...

RHOBH: The Mascara'd Singer

15 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Everything is happening on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Door-gate rages on, half the cast has COVID, and now Erika is so poor she must resort...

RHONY: Send in the Clowns

14 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

The Salem trip on Real Housewives of New York heats up when Bershan calls the women boring grandmas and later refers to Sonja as a clown. After that, ...

Below Deck Med: Line in the Dirt

13 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

A couple that probably shouldn't wed does anyway on Below Deck Med, and a stew starts a war with the chef when she stands in his pile of dirt. This we...

Shahs: It's a Spoof Turkey!

13 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

It's a very special Friendsgiving on Shahs of Sunset wherein Mike tries to prove that he doesn't control Paulina by calling her up and demanding that ...

RHOP: Fire in the Hole!

12 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

The Real Housewives of Potomac returns with a new woman married to a super old dude, new boobs for Wendy, and the same squabbling between Giz and Kare...

Family Karma: WAPsgiving

09 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Family Karma celebrates Friendsgiving, and Brian starts to buckle under Doctor Monica's marriage desires. This week's bonus episode is the first part...

RHOBH: Peep Show

08 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

RHOA gave us Bolo, and this week The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills gave us bolognese. It's the clash we've been waiting all season for (sort of?): ...

RHONY: Race on Witch Mountain

08 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

***Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo***The Real Housewives of New York go to Salem to channel their witchy energy,...

BelowDeckMed: Weak at the Knees

06 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Disaster is narrowly averted on Below Deck Mediterranean when Matt returns from a case of debilitating knee soreness. But there's still trouble on the...

FamilyKarma: Nani Disclosure Agreement

05 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

We were totally blown away by the latest Family Karma, which featured the complicated process of Amrit coming out to his grandmother. The whole thing ...

Top Chef: Did You MEAN To Win Top Chef?

02 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Top Chef abandons its cozy confines on THE COAAASST and heads into Oregon wine country for the big finale episode. Who will win? How much will Richard...

RHOBH: Violate Femmes

01 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills finally addresses the scandal on everyone's minds. No, not the murky details of Erika Jayne's divorce. We're talking ...

RHONY: Take the A (hole) Train

30 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

The Real Housewives of New York head to Harlem, NY where they learn a bit more about the Black experience. Unfortunately, not everyone (read: Ramona) ...

Below Deck Med: From Duska Til Dawn

29 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Below Deck Med is back, and it's karmic justice time when Sandy's first charter is ruined by her new chef. Will she recover? Will the crew be able to ...

Shahs of Sunset: Too Late to Shapologize

29 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Shahs of Sunset splits the men and women up for theme bonding nights this week, but Reza is stuck at home with Adam pretending he likes his quicheless...

Family Karma: Sorry Screams to Be the Bloodiest Word

28 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Family Karma has a Halloween party with no ice, but will Monica make up for it for her chilly resistance to a halfhearted apology? Will Vishal jump of...

Top Chef: Don't Fire Your Clam Squad

25 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Part One of the two part Top Chef Portland season finale finds the last three chefs busting open their shells. Who will get crabby and who will clam u...

RHOBH: Dumplings and Desertion

24 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Erika spins her tale of woe on this week's Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, a...

Below Deck Sailing: And the (Dead)beat Goes On

23 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Below Deck Sailing Yacht's second reunion episode puts Bravo's new deadbeat dad on the stand to rub his scalp, sigh, and fail miserably at looking lik...

BelowDeckSailing: I Pita The Fool

23 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

On part one of the Below Deck: Sailing Yacht reunion, the cast rehashes all the important issues: pitas, broken transoms, and of course, Alli being th...

Shahs: Trick or Treat (Paulina Badly)

22 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Shahs of Sunset, Mike loses his mind at Destiney's Halloween party, and we're left wondering how much control PAULINA has in their relati...

FamilyKarma: Excusez Moi!

21 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Family Karma, Vishal finally comes face to face with his mortal enemy: his fiancé Richa. Oh, and Lopa too! Plus Anisha goes on a date, a...

RHOBH: Connecting the Dots

17 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

It's a double feature today! First we take on The Housewife and the Hustler, a half-baked ABC News Doc on Hulu about Erika Jayne's divorce and scandal...

RHONY: Sit Down, You're Rockin' The Vote

16 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week on The Real Housewives of New York, the ladies put on a low-rent pageant, and then later Eboni throws an Election Night 2020 party, leading ...

Below Deck Sailing: Go Service Yourself

16 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Below Deck Sailing Yacht ends its second season with a couple fight, a twenty four hour charter with motor yachties, and Sydney topless again in the h...

Shahs of Sunset: The Lyin' Kings

15 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Shahs of Sunset, Golnessa throws a really cringe African themed sip' n see (but don't call it that) for her baby, where Vida proceeds to ...

Family Karma: The Great Auntie Walk-Off

14 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Family Karma gives the Aunties some time this week at a Happy Hour that threatens to tear them apart when the conversation turns to their children. Du...

RHOBH: Rolling (My Face) On the River

10 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* It's the last day of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Tahoe vacation, oth...

RHONY: Voter Frights

09 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* The Real Housewives of New York are still in the Hamptons this week, and Luan...

BelowDeckSailing: Hot Tub Slime Machine

09 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Below Deck: Sailing Yacht, Gary winds up in the hot tub with topless Sydney, and Alli is furious... even though she broke things off with...

Shahs: Burden of Spoof (texts)

08 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Shahs of Sunset, Mike deflects from his infidelity by accusing Reza and GG of creating "spoof texts" in the pursuit of sabotaging his ver...

TopChef: The Soy Is Mine

07 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

On the latest Top Chef, the cheftestants must battle to the death over tofu! Well, it's not really a battle to the death, but blood is drawn. Plus, th...

FamilyKarma: Birthday Bash (your face in)

04 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

You guys!! Family Karma is back, and we just love it! The most polite cast to ever appear on reality TV has really let its second season bitch flower ...

RHOBH: Shaken, Not Stirred

03 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Tahoe trip continues to crumble for Sutton. First she tries to defend her whole "color blind" thing to mediocre e...

RHONY: Nude, Lewd, and Rude

02 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week's Real Housewives of New York is a disaster filled with curry, nude models, and an uncomfortable clash about education and class. It's hilar...

Shahs of Sunset: Confessions of a Shah-ngerous Mind

01 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Mike comes clean about being dirty on this week's Shahs of Sunset. Will Paulina make him pay or get Welcome tattooed on her doormat ass? This week's b...

Brian Moylan and The Real Story Behind the Real Housewives

31 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Author and Real Housewives Historian Dame Brian Moylan joins us for a chat abo...

RHONJ: The Final AnaloTre

28 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Tre still can't understand what the word analogy means in the final reunion of this season's Real Housewives of New Jersey, so Jen covers for her by v...

RHOBH: Two Truths and a Tahoe

27 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills head to Lake Tahoe where Erika refuses to open up (again), Sutton begs to get dragged, and Kyle burns salmon. Wil...

RHONY: Tawdry Hepburn

26 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week on The Real Housewives of New York, Ramona invites Heather Thomson into the lion's den for a Breakfast at Tiffany's-themed dinner party. How...

BelowDeckSailing: Better Chafe Than Sorry

25 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Below Deck: Sailing Yacht, Jean-Luc receives some very good news, and the charter guests continue to fight. Plus, there's a rosé shortag...

#1500 Shahs: Facepalm Springs

24 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

We're celebrating our **1500th** episode by recapping Shahs of Sunset, and while our podcast pales next to a THIRTY YEAR FRIENDSHIP, in many ways, it ...

Top Chef: Dread Table Talk

24 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

It's the most exciting episode of every Top Chef season: Restaurant Wars! Because of the pandemmy, the show had to change things up this year by provi...

RHONJ: Sloppy, Joe

20 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

On part one of the Real Housewives of New Jersey reunion, Marge and Jennifer tussle over who's sloppier, but first Joe Gorga graces the stage with his...

RHOBH: I Nose What You Did Last Season

20 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills is back, and there's so much to talk about: Crytal, Kathy, goldfish, Halloween injuries. We don't know where to s...

RHONY: All's Well That Ends Wells Fargo

19 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

After two weeks of being on their best behavior, The Real Housewives of New York finally let their inner maniacs out with petty bickering and another ...

Bonus: Our Morbid (Podcast) Fascination With Kim Richards

18 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Alaina and Ash from Morbid Podcast join us for this very special episode about the murder of Kim Richards' ex husband. We love listening to these two ...

Below Deck Sailing: Storm on the High STDs

18 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

After crashing twice, Below Deck Sailing Yacht welcomes the Rose mother daughter team and a very shrilly group of their friends. Don't stereotype them...

Shahs of Sunset: Life Hack

17 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Shahs of Sunset is back, and Mike is up to his old slutty ways. Will Paulina get rid of him for good, or will she believe his hacking story? And why i...

RHONJ: The Little Merman

13 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo)* Marge throws Joe a Halloween themed birthday party for Real Housewives of New...

RHOD: Burden of Goof

12 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Kameron finishes off the Real Housewives of Dallas reunion with more receipts that show nothing, Tiffany gets a bloody knows, and it's still basically...

RHONY: Burning in Help

12 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo)* We start with a discussion of the Porsha dramz from Real Housewives of Atlant...

BelowDeckSailing: What's Up, Dock?

11 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

It's the episode of Below Deck Sailing Yacht we've been all waiting for: a dock crumbles! But wait, there's more! Alli and Gary continue to torture Sy...

RHOA: Hitting Bolo The Belt

10 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

We've reached the end of the Real Housewives of Atlanta reunion, and it does not disappoint. The hour starts with an extensive discussion of Bolo and ...

SummerHouse: Luke, I Am Your Fourth Wall

07 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

The triumphant and messy second installment of the Summer House reunion is fantastic, if lacking some important questions and topics. So sad to see th...

RHONY: In-Townouse Counsel

07 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

The Real Housewives of New York are back, and while Dorinda may be gone (sad), we now have Eboni (yay!). We recap the premiere episode LIIIIIVE at our...

RHONJ: An Apple A Day Keeps Dolores Away

06 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week on The Real Housewives of New Jersey, the women go apple picking. Dolores has a few things on her mind, and she's not afraid to say them.Our...

RHOD: One Foot Forward, Two Chicken Feet Back

05 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

On part one of the Real Housewives of Dallas reunion, Kary drops the not-so-shocking news that her marriage is donezo. Then Kameron does what she does...

Below Deck Sailing: Murder Sistery

04 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Below Deck Sailing Yacht puts the least effort into a Bravo mystery murder party than we've ever seen, and Alli yells at Sydney about what a good frie...

Top Chef: Like Shooting Dish in a Meryl

03 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Padma gets her big chance to prove her acting chops at a Drive In Movie Challenge on Top Chef: Portland. Does have what it takes for Glitter 2 to get ...

Summer House: Toxic Hannahlinity

30 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Time for the first part of Summer House's reunion! Hannah is on the hot seat, Page has a giant bow on her dress, and Lindsay is as activated as she ca...

RHONJ: Attack of The Gorganderthal

29 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo)* Dolores lets that bonehead Joe Gorga have it on this week's Real Housewives o...

RHOD: Vandal in the Wind

28 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo)* Real Housewives ends its season by vandalizing a Texas landmark and Brandi do...

RHOA: I Know This Much Is Drew

27 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

On part one of the Real Housewives of Atlanta reunion, Drew tries desperately to come for Kenya and fails miserably. Later, she and Ralph dodge questi...

Top Chef: Fruit of the Doom

26 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Top Chef, the cheftestants must whip up a cherished memory via Campbell's soup and then head to Oregon's "fruit loop" to cook a savory bu...

SummerHouse: Joined in Faux-ly Matrimony

23 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

We're so sad that it's the season finale of Summer House. Goodbye Luke chopping wood; goodbye Danielle doing zoom calls; goodbye Stravy at his little ...

RHONJ: We Got The Yacht!

22 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

The Real Housewives of New Jersey goes on a yacht trip to preview Marge's new book, and then afterwards, Jennifer hosts an emotional Turkish Tea Party...

RHOD: Southfork in the Road

21 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

On this week's penultimate episode of The Real Housewives of Dallas, the ladies head to Southfork Ranch to relive the '80s and Dallas — in other wor...

1473 Below Deck Sailing: Let Them Beat Cake

20 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Below Deck Sailing Yacht gives the crew a day off, but smoker alliances threaten to rip apart all they hold dear. Will JL sleep through it? Will Gar...

Top Chef: Too Not Hot to Handle

19 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Top Chef shows us many layers this week with their Talenti challenge, and then the chefs attempt dishes inspired by the motherland. Who will win, and ...

Derbies and Des-tiny

16 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

It's Derby Day on Summer House, and Hannah gets defensive when she finds out no one likes her boyfriend. Not to be left out of the bad decisions compe...

RHONJ: Psychic Frienemies Network

15 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo)* The Real Housewives of New Jersey go to a psychic this week and Melissa finds...

RHOD: A Jokelahoma Too Far

14 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

The Real Housewives of Dallas finish off their Oklahoma trip with some Redneck Olympics and really bad pranks. Find all of our premium bonus episodes ...

BelowDeckSailing: Cling and Present Danger

13 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

The strange love triangle between Gary, Sydney, and Alli continues on Below Deck Sailing Yacht, and there's no sign that anyone is going to get the bo...

Bonus 340: RHOBH Trailer Breakdown!

13 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

We are breaking down the new Real Housewives of Beverly Hills trailer, and since this is such a momentous occasion, we're making this available to eve...

TopChef: It Takes Brew To Make a Thing Go Right

12 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Top Chef, Richard Blais tortures the contestants — and the audience — with an annoying diner order. Then the chefs must concoct dishe...

Summer House: Des-ecrated

09 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

At long last Des makes his debut on Summer House, and the whole thing is super romantic. Just kidding - it's gross! The episode is one cringey moment ...

RHONJ: Attention Deficit Dis-Gorga

08 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Real Housewives of New Jersey, we bid a tearful goodbye to Nono, but not before witnessing a perfectly petty fight wherein Joe Gorga proj...

RHOD: Bigfoot in Bigmouth

07 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo)* The Real Housewives of Dallas go to a cabin in Oklahoma so Kary can prove she...

Below Deck Sailing: Barrie'd With Children

06 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Barrie ends his charter by proposing to his daughter's ex boyfriend on this week's Below Deck Sailing Yacht, and Gary tries to get a throuple on. Find...

RHOA & Married2Med: You've Upset Big Freedia

05 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Marlo has a temper tantrum at a drag queen cooking class on Real Housewives of Atlanta, and Michael heads off to college on Married to Medicine. Will ...

Top Chef: Portland Gail Blazers

02 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Top Chef returns, and this time we're in Portland! Gail still has a pattern addiction, Padma is as Padma ever, and Tom is still super disappointed in ...

Summer House: Taco Tearsday

02 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Summer House is full of tears this week as the house declares Luke an unstable psychopath before forgiving him over some taco tears. Find all of our p...

RHONJ: The Trepology

01 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo)* Teresa finally gives Jackie the apology she's been asking for on this week's ...

RHOD: Tattle Snake

31 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo) Brandi is rattled by D'Andra getting an interview about Brandi's racist ass be...

BelowDeckSailing: The Royal Tender Bums; Plus, Jen Shah Arrested!

30 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Below Deck Sailing Yacht, the guests from hell continue to demand every type of French fry known to man. And just when things can't get w...

RHOA Married2Med: NOLA & Basketball

29 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Real Housewives of Atlanta, the women head to NOLA for a girls trip. They eat alligator, they ride bikes, and they even try to do some zy...

SummerHouse: Pub Brawl

26 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

There are so many conspiracy theories swirling around Summer House that we're surprised the cast didn't up and storm the Capital. First, further fallo...

RHONJ: Vibrator de Force

25 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

A trip to the shore leads to major drama on The Real Housewives of New Jersey as Teresa and Jackie come face to face for the first time since their fa...

RHOD: Jesus Christ Superspar

24 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo) Tiffany hosts a "luxe luau" on this week's Real Housewives of Dallas, which se...