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#1691 RHONJ: Too Late to Apolo-Gia

10 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

All hail the rise of the new Supreme on this week's Real Housewives of New Jersey. Gia becomes a Housewife in training when she lets her uncle have it...

Summer House: Very Cavalier-y

08 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Summer House, Craig comes clean about if he's sleeping with Kristin Cavallari, causing his love triangle with Paige and Andrea to... sort...

RHOM: Girl Walks Into a Barf - Live from Orlando

08 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The Real Housewives of Miami trip to the Hamptons culminates in Julia barfing her way through a mystery illness (a hangover) and Larsa overseeing a ma...

RHOSLC: Best Friends for Never

07 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The chaos on The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City reaches a boiling point between Lisa and Meredith, with the former besties screaming at each other ...

RHOC: Hot and Bothered - Live from Nashville

05 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week on The Real Housewives of Orange County, Noella nearly dies in a sweat lodge, only to face Heather later at dinner for a Cards Against Human...

2022 Golden Crappies Live From NYC

04 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

We celebrated ten years together and kicked off our Hunky Dory Tour at the 2022 Golden Crappies live from The Town Hall theater in New York City with ...

RHONJ: Everybody Nose - Live From Atlanta

04 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The Real Housewives of New Jersey are back, and we're kicking off the premiere with a live show in Atlanta. There's so much to discuss: Luis's crazy v...

#1684 RHOM: Friendship Contract!

02 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Real Housewives of Miami brings back the classic "Friendship Contract" storyli...

Summer House: Craige

01 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo*  Craig shows up on this week's Summer House to claim Paige and rage against L...

#1682 RHOSLC: Cinco de Why-o?

31 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

We recorded this very special Real Housewives of Salt Lake City on our iPhone from a hotel room while we were snowed in during the BLOCKBUSTER BOMB CY...

#1681 Live From The Wilbur: PumpRules LaLa Landing

31 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

We're live in Boston at the Wilbur Theater for the end of our first weekend back out on the road. We had a great time discussing the final Vanderpump ...

#1680 PumpRules: The Ring Didn't Mean a Thing

26 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Vanderpump Rules starts off its reunion with James and Raquel breaking up, and ends with Katie yelling at Sandoval. Will Scheanna find a way to get th...

RHOM: Look Who's Montauking

25 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The Real Housewives of Miami heads to Montauk, NY for bicker-filled cast trip. First there's a fight over room selection, and then Marysol tries to ma...

SummerHouse: Doing a Few Slaps in the Pool

25 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

For those of you who can't make the 2022 Golden Crappies Awards in-person this year, experience it live digitally from the comfort of your own home at...

RHOSLC: Zion Lyin'

24 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The madness continues on The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City as Jen and Meredith continue to quarrel at their house in Zion. But nothing prepares us...

RHOC: Pride Cards Against Humanity

20 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week on The Real Housewives of Orange County, the women head to Mexico for a group trip, and Heather finds it in her heart to invite Noella, who ...

PumpRules: Diss Engaged

19 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

For those of you who can't make the 2022 Golden Crappies Awards  in-person this year, experience it live digitally from the comfort of your own home...

#1674 RHOM: Over the Fetish Line

18 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

It's pajama party time on Real Housewives of Miami, and Lisa is obsessed with trying to get her fetish on with Julia even though she doesn't know what...

#1673 Summer House: Turkey and Tears

18 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Summer House returns for a sixth season with a couple of new faces and one turkey obsessed brah. Kyle and Amanda fight, Lindsay flirts, and Andrea tri...

#1672 RHOSLC: The Zionic Woman

18 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City go on a trip to Zion in the Sprinter Van From Hell, where Mary misses a drum circle and Whitney tries to have an...

Dwell Hello #210: Staying On Track in Monaco

14 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

A boy who dreams of luxury drags his mom to Monaco so he can start his life as a Princess. Will he be ok with being one step away from the border? For...

#1670 RHOC BiTextual Chakra Con

13 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Real Housewives of Orange County, Heather throws a book launch party for her daughter, Noella accuses Heather of getting violent at her o...

#1670 PumpRules: Fools of Engagement

13 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Brock and Scheana take mooching to a new height on this week's Vanderpump Rule...

RHOM: Against All Todds

11 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

It's a very intense showdown between Todd and oh well you know Peter on this week's Real Housewives of Miami. TL;DR: Peter's terrible. But the show is...

Project Runway: Real Housewives of the Runway

11 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

On a very special episode of Project Runway, the designers must make a reunion look for several members of the Real Housewives franchise. Honestly, we...

RHOSLC: The Ordeals on the Bus Go 'Round and 'Round

11 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week on The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, Meredith throws a cringey birthday for Seth, and then afterwards the women head out on a road trip...

Summer House Trailer Breakdown

07 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Season six of Summer House is right around the corner; so here's a breakdown of the trailer in all its sloppy, wine-throwing glory!Watch along with us...

Dwell Hello #209: South African Stardom

07 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

A soap opera actress returns to South Africa with a very American husband on her arm to start her career back up. Will her husband's obsession with ho...

RHOC: Floral Agreement

06 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Real Housewives of Orange County, Sweet James officially serves Noella divorce papers... with a side of flowers. Plus, Dr. Jen tries to s...

PumpRules: Murk in Progress

05 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Vanderpump Rules, the Toms plan a party so the rest of the cast can see how they're tumbling into debt. Meanwhile, Brock hatches a plan t...

RHOM: Fuming and Tuluming

04 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week Real Housewives of Miami, Guerdy throws a Tulum themed birthday party for Julia. There's a sorrow war, animal poop, and one really awkward f...

RHOSLC: Wild Ride, Mild Rose

03 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Real Housewives of Salt Lake starts our 2022 right with a fight at the Mild Rose rebranding party. Jennie confronts Mary over racially ignorant commen...

Dwell Hello: Searching for a Chicago Condo

31 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Dwell Hello, we're recapping House Hunters: season 200, ep 13 - "Searching for a Chicago Condo," available on YouTube TV.Will Kevin get w...

Housewives of the North Pole w Brian Moylan

30 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

We teamed up with Brian Moylan's podcast 12 Gays of Christmas for a very special crossover holiday recap of Housewives of the North Pole starring the ...

Candy Coated Christmas, Part 3

29 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

We're back with Matt and Jake from Reality Gays podcast to finish out our recap of Candy Coated Christmas. Will Molly be able to sell the house her mo...

Candy Coated Christmas, Part 2

28 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

We're back for part two of Candy Coated Christmas with Matt and Jake of Reality Gays! Be sure to watch this ep with Crappens on Demand: https://www.pa...

Candy Coated Christmas, Part 1

27 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

We're teaming up with our friends Matt and Jake at the Reality Gays podcast to recap Candy Coated Christmas, the first ever Xmas movie from the Food N...

RHONJ Trailer Breakdown

24 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

The Real Housewives of New Jersey trailer dropped this week; so we're here to break down every frame of it. If you want to watch along with us, be sur...

Dwell Hello: Spiritual Life in Australia

24 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week's Dwell Hello focuses on two reiki healers seeking a home in Australia's Blue Mountain region.To watch the original episode, check out House...

RHOC: Give the Devil His Dubrow

23 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week on The Real Housewives of Orange County, we celebrate Shane passing the bar! Or rather, Shane passively surpassing the bar's lower standards...

RHOM: Oh, Well, You Know Peter...

22 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

On the second episode of Real Housewives of Miami season 4, we are reintroduced to Alexia's disaster of a son, Peter, who refuses to walk her down the...

#1654: Gay Ghost Only Fans the Flames

21 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Real Housewives of Miami is back, but this time it's on Peacock and everyone has new body parts. This week's episode is a recap of Selling Sunset! Fin...

RHOSLC: I Got Friends in Pho Places

20 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Real Housewives of Salt Lake City is supersized, and it's pho-ring on all cyli...

Dwell Hello: Bling Battle in Naples Florida

17 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Dr. Denise and her man are on the prowl for a home with some BLING on this week's Dwell Hello. For those of you that like to watch along, this is Seas...

RHOM Season Four Trailer Breakdown

16 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Real Housewives of Miami is returning on Peacock, and we're here to break down the trailer. Come on in! This week's bonus is a recap of Selling Sunset...

RHOC: Dungeons and Draggings

16 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Real Housewives of Orange County finds Shannon getting zero forgiveness from Heather, Gina babbling on about how nothing is her fault, and Noella gett...

PumpRules: Off the Cyst Male Brandwagon

16 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

On this week's Vanderpump Rules, Sandoval throws Ariana a birthday party and the Toms fight with Katie (more) and decide to take a break. This week's ...

RHUGT: Out of Cynth

14 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

The Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip wraps up its triumphant first season on a melancholy note as Cynthia reexamines her relationship with Kenya. M...

RHOSLC: New Phone, Who's Dissed?

14 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, Jen Shah has a new phone, but no one's answering her calls. Meanwhile, Whitney has dug up more dirt on...

Dwell Hello: Choosy in Chesapeake

10 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

It's a very Chrissley episode of Dwell Hello! We find ourselves in Chesapeake with a church musical director trying to find a home with a recording st...

RHUGT: Conch Blocked

09 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

On episode six of Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip, Kenya gets brutal revenge on Ramona by enlisting Luann to seduce resident bachelor John. It's s...

RHOC: Sue the Right Thing

09 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Real Housewives of Orange County delivers another strong episode as Heather's sushi party descends into chaos. Between drunk Nicole barking "SIT!" rep...

PumpRules: Ice, Ice Babies

08 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Vanderpump Rules, Charli confronts Scheana about loyalty, Brock asks James for a favor, and Schwartz gets Lisa's name tatted on his butt....

RHUGT: Gone With the Meatball Fabulous

07 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip finds Ramona wreaking more havoc during Ken...

RHOSLC: What if God Was One of Us?

07 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo The ladies of Real Housewives of Salt Lake City confront Mary about the cult al...

Dwell Hello: Mother Knows Best In Kentucky

03 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

We're traveling to Covington, KY for this recap of House Hunters season 190, episode 6:  "Mother Knows Best In Kentucky"See Privacy Policy at https:/...

RHOC: The Return of Fancy Pants

02 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Real Housewives of Orange Country returns for season 16 with Heather DuBrow and two new castmembers in toe. Will the show come back to its former glor...

PumpRules: Mad Wacks

01 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Brock celebrates his birthday Mad Max style and Katie and Tom fight over who is less qualified to have a say in the new business. Again. This week's p...

RHUGT: Twisted Sisters

30 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Melissa throws a pajama party on episode four of Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip, and LuAnn gets frisky with the butler during a game of Twister. ...

\Winter House: F**kboi F**kbyes

30 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Austen holds his title as biggest douche as Winter House iceskates into the sunset, and Amanda cries and hides behind a bed. This week's premium bonus...

RHOP: Barbz Wire

29 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Nicki Minaj takes over the fourth part of Real Housewives of Potomac's reunion, and Candiace gets to sing without autotune. This week's premium is a v...

Dwell Hello: Three's Not a Crowd in Colorado

26 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

We're recapping Season 167, Ep 07 of House Hunters!  (Vol. 7 on Discovery+).It's the throuple episode!!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privac...

Talking Bravo with Daryn Carp and Liz Culley

25 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Today we're talking Bravo with the hosts of the podcast Scissoring Isn't A Thing, Daryn Carp and Liz Culley! Daryn tells us about working with Andy Co...

RHUGT: Pardon the Interruption

24 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Fallout from the Bailey-Q continues to tear apart Kenya and Cynthia on the third episode of The Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip. Meanwhile, Meliss...

RHUGT: Mind Your P's and Bailey-Q's

23 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

On the second episode of Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip, things go awry when Kyle gets offended by Cynthia's "Bailey-Q" questions. Plus, Ramona m...

RHOP: The Sass Minaj-erie

23 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

The third installment of the season six Real Housewives of Potomac reunion trundles along this week with some oversized prop comedy, a visit with the ...

RHOSLC: Dirndl If You Do, Dirndl If You Don't

23 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week on The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, the women grapple with CRYPTIC COMMENTS about Mary, all while enjoying raclette and mini dietetic ...

Dwell Hello: Warning Window in New Jersey

19 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Time for a new episode of Dwell Hello, our House Hunters roast. This week, we're off to Jersey to watch a fusilli obsessed couple look for a house tha...

Winter House: Nordic, Cross

19 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

On the penultimate episode of Winter House, Amanda skis her way into Kyle's family while Austen faces a ghost from his past. Madison. He gets a text f...

PumpRules: Apo-Lala-gy Tour

18 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Vanderpump Rules, Lala apologizes to Scheana, and then Lala apologizes to Brock, and then Brock apologizes to Lala, and then James apolog...

RHUGT: Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip Begins!

18 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo Peacock gave us a Thanksgiving gift of turkeys in bikinis fighting on an island...

Below Deck: Fenders and Benders

16 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Below Deck finishes the charter with the drunk idiot real estate dudes, and Jake lets a little power change him. Will a threeway makeout in the hot tu...

RHOP: The Accountability Sing Sing Along

16 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Time for The Real Housewives of Reunion Part 2. Candiace cries when confronted, Wendy reads her enemies to filth, and Mia and Karen deny every damn th...

RHOSLC: Arrested Shah-velopments and Vailed Insults

15 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City take a girls trip to Vail, where Meredith...

Dwell Hello: Wanting it All in Destin Florida

12 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Dwell Hello, the Househunters roast, is back for a second season! On our first episode, we're going to Destin, Florida to find a space for Joseph and ...

Winter House: The Igloo That Binds

11 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Winter House finds Paige getting her own first date and Jason being brought ou...

PumpRules: The Mamas and the Tapas

11 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Vandeprump Rules gives Charli tapas, the Toms some Phillips Hues lights and Raquel the possibility of a new nose. Find all of our premium bonus episod...

BelowDeck: Pigs on Deck

09 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Below Deck, a bunch of idiots come on board to curse at each other, get drunk, and cry. What's not to love?Get tix to our live shows: htt...

RHOP: Mommy Tissues

08 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

It's part one of The Real Housewives of Potomac season 6 reunion, and out the gate we're talking about the salad fight, Gizelle's house, and Candiace'...

RHOSLC: We're Looking For Jen Shah

08 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Real Housewives of Salt Lake City served up an epic, franchise-best episode this week, which featured a doozy of a luncheon followed by the much-antic...

Winter House: Giggly Squat

04 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

So much drama on this week's Winter House. First off, about three different people tell three other people that they love them like a sibling. Then Am...

RHOBH: The Hills Have Lies

04 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills month of reunions concludes with an hour of grilling Erika. There are tears, curses, and most of all - inconsiste...

PumpRules: Brock to the Future

04 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week's Vanderpump Rules asks us to take a side between Brock and Lala, and ultimately... we choose apple pie. It's a dark but funny episode — ...

RHOSLC: Dances With Wolves

02 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City scheme against each other very blatantly this episode and Lisa goes after the woman of God at a charity event. O...

RHOP: Wick Renewal

01 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Real Housewives of Potomac ends its sixth season with Karen's vow renewal and Candiace signing papers she didn't read. What does Macy Gray think?  Th...

RHOBH: Fishy With a Side of Martyr Sauce

28 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* It's part three of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Reunion and Erika crie...

PumpRules: Dawn of the Dead(beat)

27 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

LaLa comes for Brock on this week's Vanderpump Rules, and Tom Schwartz finds out that his sperm have heads as mushy as his own. This week's bonus is W...

BelowDeck: I Am The Captain Now

26 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

It's a new season of Below Deck, but Captain Lee is nowhere in sight. Instead we have Captain Sean, the new thorn in Eddie's side. And for that, we ar...

RHOP: Sexual Healing, Mental Scarring

25 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

The Real Housewives of Potomac is wrapping up, and so we've got an episode of odds and ends: Ashley trying to be intimate with Michael (yikes), Gizell...

RHOSLC: Tube Fast Tube Furious

25 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week on The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, the women go tubing, which leads to all sorts of glorious bickering. And once again, Lisa Barlow w...

Talking Bravo with Annaleigh Ashford

22 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

We're changing things up a little bit today as we take 45 minutes to chat with actress, singer, dancer, and general superstar Annaleigh Ashford. We go...

RHOBH: Int-Erika-gation

21 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Part II of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills reunion marched on this week, and most of it focused on Andy asking Erika questions about her divorce ...

Pump Rules: Coming for Tom

21 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Vanderpump Rules, Sandoval loses his mind about Katie trying to help in the new bar. Meanwhile, Shwartz needs to ejaculate into a cup. Fu...

Below Deck Med: Time to Split

19 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Below Deck Med ends its season with an hour long, constant whine from Chef Mat and an off camera trip to Split. Find all of our premium bonus episodes...

RHOP: Gone Girls

18 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

The Real Housewives of Potomac are still on vacation, and Robin and Gizelle make an exit to a hotel for a decent pooper. Candiace and Mia make up, but...

RHOSLC: Catered Down Testimony

18 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Real Housewives of Salt Lake City takes testimony from a caterer as Whitney and Lisa try to forge a new friendship, and Jennie's husband requests a si...

RHOBH: Passively Provocative On Beverbully Beach

14 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills begins its month long season of recaps, a...

PumpRules: Picklechella

13 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo Vanderpump Rules goes to Palm Springs, where James proposes and we learn that S...

BelowDeckMed: Failing to Meet Eggs-pectations

12 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

As the Below Deck Med season limps to the finish line, Matthew gets on our every last nerve with his incessant emotional neediness. Meanwhile, Katie's...

RHOSLC: No Longer on the Outs

12 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

It's an hour of healing on this week's Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. First, Jen and Brooks bury the hatchet as Jen apologizes to Brooks for not i...