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RHOC: Sue the Right Thing
09 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Real Housewives of Orange County delivers another strong episode as Heather's sushi party descends into chaos. Between drunk Nicole barking "SIT!" rep...
PumpRules: Ice, Ice Babies
08 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week on Vanderpump Rules, Charli confronts Scheana about loyalty, Brock asks James for a favor, and Schwartz gets Lisa's name tatted on his butt....
RHUGT: Gone With the Meatball Fabulous
07 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip finds Ramona wreaking more havoc during Ken...
RHOSLC: What if God Was One of Us?
07 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo The ladies of Real Housewives of Salt Lake City confront Mary about the cult al...
Dwell Hello: Mother Knows Best In Kentucky
03 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
We're traveling to Covington, KY for this recap of House Hunters season 190, episode 6: "Mother Knows Best In Kentucky"See Privacy Policy at https:/...
RHOC: The Return of Fancy Pants
02 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Real Housewives of Orange Country returns for season 16 with Heather DuBrow and two new castmembers in toe. Will the show come back to its former glor...
PumpRules: Mad Wacks
01 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Brock celebrates his birthday Mad Max style and Katie and Tom fight over who is less qualified to have a say in the new business. Again. This week's p...
RHUGT: Twisted Sisters
30 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Melissa throws a pajama party on episode four of Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip, and LuAnn gets frisky with the butler during a game of Twister. ...
\Winter House: F**kboi F**kbyes
30 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Austen holds his title as biggest douche as Winter House iceskates into the sunset, and Amanda cries and hides behind a bed. This week's premium bonus...
RHOP: Barbz Wire
29 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Nicki Minaj takes over the fourth part of Real Housewives of Potomac's reunion, and Candiace gets to sing without autotune. This week's premium is a v...
Dwell Hello: Three's Not a Crowd in Colorado
26 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
We're recapping Season 167, Ep 07 of House Hunters! (Vol. 7 on Discovery+).It's the throuple episode!!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privac...
Talking Bravo with Daryn Carp and Liz Culley
25 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Today we're talking Bravo with the hosts of the podcast Scissoring Isn't A Thing, Daryn Carp and Liz Culley! Daryn tells us about working with Andy Co...
RHUGT: Pardon the Interruption
24 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Fallout from the Bailey-Q continues to tear apart Kenya and Cynthia on the third episode of The Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip. Meanwhile, Meliss...
RHUGT: Mind Your P's and Bailey-Q's
23 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On the second episode of Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip, things go awry when Kyle gets offended by Cynthia's "Bailey-Q" questions. Plus, Ramona m...
RHOP: The Sass Minaj-erie
23 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The third installment of the season six Real Housewives of Potomac reunion trundles along this week with some oversized prop comedy, a visit with the ...
RHOSLC: Dirndl If You Do, Dirndl If You Don't
23 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week on The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, the women grapple with CRYPTIC COMMENTS about Mary, all while enjoying raclette and mini dietetic ...
Dwell Hello: Warning Window in New Jersey
19 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Time for a new episode of Dwell Hello, our House Hunters roast. This week, we're off to Jersey to watch a fusilli obsessed couple look for a house tha...
Winter House: Nordic, Cross
19 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On the penultimate episode of Winter House, Amanda skis her way into Kyle's family while Austen faces a ghost from his past. Madison. He gets a text f...
PumpRules: Apo-Lala-gy Tour
18 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week on Vanderpump Rules, Lala apologizes to Scheana, and then Lala apologizes to Brock, and then Brock apologizes to Lala, and then James apolog...
RHUGT: Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip Begins!
18 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo Peacock gave us a Thanksgiving gift of turkeys in bikinis fighting on an island...
Below Deck: Fenders and Benders
16 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Below Deck finishes the charter with the drunk idiot real estate dudes, and Jake lets a little power change him. Will a threeway makeout in the hot tu...
RHOP: The Accountability Sing Sing Along
16 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Time for The Real Housewives of Reunion Part 2. Candiace cries when confronted, Wendy reads her enemies to filth, and Mia and Karen deny every damn th...
RHOSLC: Arrested Shah-velopments and Vailed Insults
15 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City take a girls trip to Vail, where Meredith...
Dwell Hello: Wanting it All in Destin Florida
12 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Dwell Hello, the Househunters roast, is back for a second season! On our first episode, we're going to Destin, Florida to find a space for Joseph and ...
Winter House: The Igloo That Binds
11 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Winter House finds Paige getting her own first date and Jason being brought ou...
PumpRules: The Mamas and the Tapas
11 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Vandeprump Rules gives Charli tapas, the Toms some Phillips Hues lights and Raquel the possibility of a new nose. Find all of our premium bonus episod...
BelowDeck: Pigs on Deck
09 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week on Below Deck, a bunch of idiots come on board to curse at each other, get drunk, and cry. What's not to love?Get tix to our live shows: htt...
RHOP: Mommy Tissues
08 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
It's part one of The Real Housewives of Potomac season 6 reunion, and out the gate we're talking about the salad fight, Gizelle's house, and Candiace'...
RHOSLC: We're Looking For Jen Shah
08 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Real Housewives of Salt Lake City served up an epic, franchise-best episode this week, which featured a doozy of a luncheon followed by the much-antic...
Winter House: Giggly Squat
04 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
So much drama on this week's Winter House. First off, about three different people tell three other people that they love them like a sibling. Then Am...
RHOBH: The Hills Have Lies
04 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills month of reunions concludes with an hour of grilling Erika. There are tears, curses, and most of all - inconsiste...
PumpRules: Brock to the Future
04 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week's Vanderpump Rules asks us to take a side between Brock and Lala, and ultimately... we choose apple pie. It's a dark but funny episode — ...
RHOSLC: Dances With Wolves
02 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City scheme against each other very blatantly this episode and Lisa goes after the woman of God at a charity event. O...
RHOP: Wick Renewal
01 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Real Housewives of Potomac ends its sixth season with Karen's vow renewal and Candiace signing papers she didn't read. What does Macy Gray think? Th...
RHOBH: Fishy With a Side of Martyr Sauce
28 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* It's part three of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Reunion and Erika crie...
PumpRules: Dawn of the Dead(beat)
27 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
LaLa comes for Brock on this week's Vanderpump Rules, and Tom Schwartz finds out that his sperm have heads as mushy as his own. This week's bonus is W...
BelowDeck: I Am The Captain Now
26 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
It's a new season of Below Deck, but Captain Lee is nowhere in sight. Instead we have Captain Sean, the new thorn in Eddie's side. And for that, we ar...
RHOP: Sexual Healing, Mental Scarring
25 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The Real Housewives of Potomac is wrapping up, and so we've got an episode of odds and ends: Ashley trying to be intimate with Michael (yikes), Gizell...
RHOSLC: Tube Fast Tube Furious
25 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week on The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, the women go tubing, which leads to all sorts of glorious bickering. And once again, Lisa Barlow w...
Talking Bravo with Annaleigh Ashford
22 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
We're changing things up a little bit today as we take 45 minutes to chat with actress, singer, dancer, and general superstar Annaleigh Ashford. We go...
RHOBH: Int-Erika-gation
21 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Part II of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills reunion marched on this week, and most of it focused on Andy asking Erika questions about her divorce ...
Pump Rules: Coming for Tom
21 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week on Vanderpump Rules, Sandoval loses his mind about Katie trying to help in the new bar. Meanwhile, Shwartz needs to ejaculate into a cup. Fu...
Below Deck Med: Time to Split
19 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Below Deck Med ends its season with an hour long, constant whine from Chef Mat and an off camera trip to Split. Find all of our premium bonus episodes...
RHOP: Gone Girls
18 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The Real Housewives of Potomac are still on vacation, and Robin and Gizelle make an exit to a hotel for a decent pooper. Candiace and Mia make up, but...
RHOSLC: Catered Down Testimony
18 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Real Housewives of Salt Lake City takes testimony from a caterer as Whitney and Lisa try to forge a new friendship, and Jennie's husband requests a si...
RHOBH: Passively Provocative On Beverbully Beach
14 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills begins its month long season of recaps, a...
PumpRules: Picklechella
13 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo Vanderpump Rules goes to Palm Springs, where James proposes and we learn that S...
BelowDeckMed: Failing to Meet Eggs-pectations
12 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
As the Below Deck Med season limps to the finish line, Matthew gets on our every last nerve with his incessant emotional neediness. Meanwhile, Katie's...
RHOSLC: No Longer on the Outs
12 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
It's an hour of healing on this week's Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. First, Jen and Brooks bury the hatchet as Jen apologizes to Brooks for not i...
RHOP: Salad as a Rock
11 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week on The Real Housewives of Potomac, the women deal with the fallout of Saladgate 2021. It's a slut-shaming, lettuce-tossing, tea-bagging hour...
Bonus Ep! Talking Bravo Crimes with Sinisterhood
10 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week we teamed up with true crime podcast Sinisterhood to talk about Bravo crimes — new and forgotten — over the past several years. What...
RHOBH: New Year's Irresolution
07 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The most buzzworthy season of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills in ages came to a conclusion this week as the women join Crystal to celebrate Chinese N...
PumpRules: Do You Read Me?
06 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week on Vanderpump Rules, the cast heads to Palm Springs where they put on a dull fashion show and squabble over dinner. Meanwhile, Lala is bumme...
Below Deck Med: Have a Rookie
05 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Below Deck Med starts falling apart this week when Lloyd has a panic attack and everyone else suffers a Mat attack. Our premium bonus is a breakdown o...
RHOSLC: Don't Drink the Caterade
04 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
There's a new friend of on Real Housewives of Salt Lake City and she's starting some catering drama right off the bat. Don't mess with a descendant of...
RHOP: Salad Tossy Posse
04 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The Real Housewives of Potomac take a couples trip, and Candiace comes for Mia. Salad is tossed. Our premium bonus is a breakdown of the Great British...
RHOBH: Sips, Sails, and Malarkey
30 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills ends its girls trip to Del Mar on a forgi...
PumpRules: Bitchy Hibachi and Salad Splits
29 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Vanderpump Rules is back! This time with less idiots, but the addition of babi...
Below Deck: Having a God Moment
28 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week on Below Deck Mediterranean, a whole bunch of stuff almost goes wrong... but it doesn't. A beach picnic, a dinner for Sandy, a jet ski incid...
RHOSLC: The Ice Storm
28 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Meredith and Jen finally come face to face on The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City this week, and what better place to have a throw down than on thin...
RHOP: Reasonably Shoddy
27 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week on The Real Housewives of Potomac, Gizelle and Robyn throw a party to celebrate the launch of their podcast, "Reasonably Shady." As you can ...
RHOBH: Del-Martyr
23 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The ladies head down to Del Mar for a late-season Covid trip on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. The vacation is full of sea lions, Garcelle gang...
RHONY Season 13 Reunion
22 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Bravo shocked the world when they announced there'd be no reunion for season 13 of The Real Housewives of New York. The network blamed this on schedul...
Below Deck Med: Ax the Rich
21 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Below Deck Med finally contends with its Lexi problem, and Malia gets her ass handed to her. Without a hug! This week's bonus is a Snap Judgement brea...
RHOP: The Sassed and the Furious
20 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
iTunes: http://bit.ly/ituneswwcVideo Recaps: http://bit.ly/crappensvideoListen: https://watch-what-crappens.simplecast.com*Also avail as video on Crap...
RHOSLC: Churro of Investigations
20 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo*The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City take the week to focus on Whitney's (lack...
LuLaRich: I'm Very LuLaRich, LuLaBi**h!
17 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Bravo left an empty night on the schedule this week, so we filled it with LuLaRich, a tale about culty ladies obsessed with leggings that smell like f...
RHOBH: Say Yes to the Dress, Say No to the Brain Surgery
16 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills celebrates Dorit's new wedding dress line and Erika spins another tall tale. Please don't flip your car while listeni...
BelowDeckMed: Crossing the Lines
14 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Matt once again puts the ewww in menu as he relentlessly badgers Lexi on this week's Below Deck Mediterranean. The whole thing culminates in a gross a...
RHOP: Surry Not Surry
13 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week on The Real Housewives of Potomac, Karen shoots a promotional video for Surry County that doesn't actually take place in Surry County. Meanw...
RHOSLC: Shah-rrested Development
13 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City are back, and the season 2 premiere had everything we could dream of: cake accidents, challah, geodesic domes......
RHOBH: A Sutton Change of Heart
09 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week on the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, the "Dinner From Hell, Part II" continues to rage on this week as Erika lashes out at Sutton for ca...
Bonus: Vanderpump Rules Trailer Breakdown
08 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Vanderpump Rules has reconfigured its cast and filmed a ninth season. This tim...
Below Deck Med: Stew Over It
08 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Below Deck Med's chief stew Katie has major anxiety over whether or not to fire her extra help, and Lexi has a problem saying Delaney. This week's bon...
RHOP: Say Yes to the Turkey Dress
07 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week on Real Housewives of Potomac, Gizelle snubs half the cast and Karen buys a second vow renewal dress that may or not be made out of turkey. ...
RHOBH: OR WHAT?
02 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
It's the moment we've waited all season for. Erika unleashes all her defensive wrath on Sutton for a very special "Dinner Party from Hell, Part Two" e...
RHONY: Freaky Woah-day
01 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
It's season finale time for Real Housewives of New York, and it's easily one of the best episodes of the season when Leah and Ramona spend a night in ...
BelowDeckMed: Never Stew Much
31 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
A new stew joins Below Deck Mediterranean, finally relieving some of the burden that's fallen on Katie's shoulders with the interior. But on the other...
Shahs: Like a Cat on a Hot Tin Spoof
31 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
It's the conclusion of the Shahs of Sunset reunion, and Mike is here to clarify that he didn't get one spoof text. He received many. And so did Nema! ...
RHOP: Surry Seems to Be the Hardest Word
30 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On this week's Real Housewives of Potomac, Wendy tells Gizelle off for bringing her husband's cheating rumor onto national television and Karen gets h...
RHOBH: Jabsolutely Fabulous
26 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Dorit tries to confront Garcelle about alleged jabs at Rinna's lipgloss party. Also, Erika snaps at Sut...
RHONY: Overheard in New York
25 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The Real Housewives of New York head back to the Hamptons for a do-over of sorts, and this time around, they're wearing pajamas, there's dressing in c...
Below Deck Med: Getting Lederhosed
24 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Below Deck Med celebrates Oktoberfest with a bunch of aged frat boys and Lexi folds a lot of towels while Captain Sandy tries to decide whether or not...
Shahs of Sunset: Spoof Paulina!
24 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The Shahs of Sunset reunion Part One is upon us, and it's already a mess. Mike has a fit about Andy's "narrative" before announcing that Paulina has a...
RHOP: Mind Your Own Boobness
23 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On this week's Real Housewives of Potomac, Ashley does Gizelle's dirty work and tells Wendy that the group things she only got a new body to overcompe...
RHOBH: Your Goose is Cooked (by Kyle Allegedly)
19 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
It's Christmas on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, which means it's time to stuff Erika's stockings with some cold hard coal. The girls gather for Ky...
RHONY: ShabBat Out of Hell
18 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
We didn't think Ramona could get worse, and then she did. It's the second part of the Black Shabbat dinner, and Ramona takes time between her tenth d...
BelowDeckMed: Tell Me How I’m Supposed To Slide With No Air
17 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
A group of high functioning alcoholics take over the yacht on Below Deck Mediterranean this week, and as usual, there's a host of problems: slow cockt...
Shahs: Party Animals
17 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On the season finale of Shahs of Sunset, the cast goes fly fishing, dresses up like animals, and nearly starts a forest fire. Predictably though, they...
RHOP: Simply the Breasts
16 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The trip to Williamsburg continues to be bumpy for The Real Housewives of Potomac as Gizelle and Robyn questions Wendy's "substance" in light of recen...
RHOBH: Breaking News, Broken Trust
12 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
When an explosive piece in the Los Angeles Times hits newsstands, the women begin to question whether or not Erika has been totally forthcoming with t...
RHONY: Shabbat ShalOMG
12 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The Real Housewives of New York takes another tumble into multiculturalism by sending the women to "Black Shabbat," wherein Ramona shares the trauma o...
Below Deck Med: Last Chance Kitchen
10 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Below Deck Med tests Chef Mat again. It's his last chance to prove himself. Will he succeed or get fired or quit then come back? We just. Don't. Know....
Shahs of Sunset: UnShahGiven
10 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The Shahs of Sunset are still on their peace and love retreat in the mountains, but it's time for Reza to hear the news that he is still unforgiven. W...
RHOP: Shady in Spilliamsburgh
09 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
*The audio on this episode was out of sync and re-uploaded. Sorry for the trouble! The Real Housewives of Potomac head off to a vacation in Williamsbu...
RHOBH: Retreat! RETREAT!
05 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Kyle and Garcelle make Erika open up and up and up until her head explodes all...
RHONY: Stocking Bluffer
04 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Luanne and the girls record a Christmas tune on this week's Real Housewives of...
BelowDeckMed: Some People Don't Know When To Quit
03 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The conclusion and fallout to last week's explosive Below Deck Mediterranean episode continues to rock the boat as the crew grapples with Lexi and Mat...
Shahs: Into the Woods
03 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The Shahs of Sunset head to the forest to heal their fractured group, but so far the trip has only led to Nema and Destiney engaging in awful flirtati...
RHOP: Bossed in Translation
02 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week on The Real Housewives of Potomac, Mia visits the joint, where she's the boss. And then she goes to Candiace's party, where she reminds us t...