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#1791 RHUGT: Take a Jill Pill
28 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
On the second episode of The Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip, Pt. 2, Jill Zarin finally makes her belated appearance, and Brandi pushes Taylor to ...
RHOA: Can't Be Worked Out
27 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This week on Real Housewives of Atlanta, Kenya and Marlo get into it at a Drop It With Drew class, which is shocking (mostly because there IS a Drop I...
RHUGT: Mind Your Manors
25 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip is back - as are eight ex-Housewives, who Peacock has shoved into Bluestone Manor as part of some sadistic soc...
Southern Charm: Eighth Time's The Charm
24 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Season eight of Southern Charm premiered this week, and there's already so much drama out of the gate: did Naomie and Craig DO IT? Will Kathryn and Na...
RHODubai: Caroline, or Change
24 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This week on The Real Housewives of Dubai, everyone wants something from Caroline: Sergio wants a baby, Lesa wants an explanation, and Ayan just wants...
RHOBH: Pretty Little Messy
23 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Real Housewives of Beverly Hills celebrates boats. The big ones, the small one...
RHOA: Curried Favor
20 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Sanya has a not so surprise guest to fight with at her cooking party this week on Real Housewives of Atlanta, and a couple of the moms have things to ...
RHODubai: Belly Snub
17 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The Real Housewives of Dubai celebrate a maternity fashion show and Caroline Stanbury snubs them all. This week's bonus episode is a Best and Worst li...
RHOBH: Crystal Crew Persuasion
16 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* While The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills continue to mull over the word "dar...
Below Deck Sailing: 'Til Dietary Restrictions Do You Part
14 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
There's a wedding and Celiac disease on this week's Below Deck Sailing Yacht, and if that doesn't get you excited, we don't know what will.See Privacy...
BelowDeckDownUnder: Asea Asea Asea, Oi Oi Oi!
13 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
By popular demand, we are visiting the world of Below Deck Down Under! And of course we choose a kind of lame episode to recap. So, instead, we look b...
RHOA: Cooking Up Drama
13 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This week on The Real Housewives of Atlanta, Marlo pampers Sheree after her Philly debacle, and Sanya tries to bring the women together for some Jamai...
RHODubai: The Girl and the Goat
10 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This week on The Real Housewives of Dubai, the women celebrate American Thanksgiving, and no - Caroline Stanbury is not forced to wear a turkey hat ag...
RHOBH: Welcome to Jurassic Dark
09 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The "dark" controversy on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills crosses borders as the women head to Mexico for a much needed vacation from their three day...
Below Deck Sailing Yacht: Thy Seamen Cup Runneth Over
07 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The Below Deck Sailing Yacht crew competes in a relay race with the Canadian guests and Ashley runs to tattle tale on Scarlet because she's still not ...
RHOA: Bad Vibes
07 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The Real Housewives of Atlanta are still in NY, and this time Kandi has asked them all to wear remote controlled vibrating underwear. Will Ralph find ...
Top Chef: Trash Miso and Flo Pie
06 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Top Chef ends its Houston season by crowning a winner, and Ripert has a stalker. This week's bonus is a trailer breakdown of Real Housewives Ultimate ...
RHODubai: Desert Flower Power
03 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
There's a new Real Housewives in town, and that town is Dubai. The money! The opulence! The really high structures with glass floors that send childre...
RHOBH: Back to the Couture
02 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Crystal hints at some "dark" (huge word, HUGE) statements Sutton made in the p...
BelowDeckSailing: Race to the Bottom
01 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The scalene love triangle on Below Deck Sailing Yacht continues to smolder away with Gary happily causing chaos amongst all the women. Plus, Canadians...
Top Chef: It Takes Tucson To Make a Thing Go Right
31 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The chefs head to Tucson, AZ on this week's Top Chef where they must work with carne seca, nopal, and chiltepin. Plus, there's a hanging cage.The chef...
RHONJ: Throwing Shade, Cake - Live from Pittsburgh
30 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
We recently decided to revisit a classic Real Housewives of New Jersey for a live show in Pittsburgh, PA. Imagine our surprise when we received a phon...
Chatting with the LadyGang!
27 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
It's the crossover moment that's been years in the making: LadyGang and Crappens! We chat about all things Bravo, anemia, and everything in between. H...
RHOBH: Validation Caftans
26 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* It's a race to get their feelings validated when the Real Housewives of Beverl...
Below Deck Sailing: Scarlet Fever
24 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Below Deck Sailing Yacht has given Gary another woman to chase around the boat and Daisy has taken aways Ashley's dream of being second stew. With all...
#1766 RHOA: Peach and Tunnel
24 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The Real Housewives of Atlanta take a trip to New York to see Kandi's Broadway show, but they end up trying to come up with compliments for Todd's New...
Top Chef: Catch Me if You Can
24 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Top Chef is still on vacay in Galveston. This time there's no elimination challenge, and no, that doesn't mean Gail started eating roughage. Find all ...
RHOBH: Slights of the Round Table
19 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Rinna and Sutton go head to head about charity event tickets and Diana enters ...
RHONJ: Broken Sass
18 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* The Real Housewives of New Jersey finally break Andy on the final reunion, L...
Below Deck Sailing: SpaghettieWoes
17 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Below Deck Sailing Yacht finds Ashley double fisting a bowl of pasta because she doesn't get the man she wants, the job she wants, or the attention sh...
Summer House: That's The Way The Cookie Crumbles
17 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Summer House season 6 draws to a close with the cast munching on some of Mya's elusive cookies. Along the way, there's more talk about Kyle and Amanda...
RHOA: Shifting Loyal-Tea
16 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This week on The Real Housewives of Atlanta, Sheree and Drew clash over at Kenya's tea party, causing a fussy lady to storm out of the room. Plus, rum...
RHOBH: Safe and Sound
12 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills premieres with a truly terrifying incident as Dorit suffers a home break in, kicking off season 12 on a decidedly...
RHONJ: If The Grudge Fits, You Must Acquit
11 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Part two of the Real Housewives of New Jersey reunion barrels along this week with Andy mending fences between Tre and Joe, Jennifer hauling out overs...
Below Deck Sailing: Everything Everywhere All At Once
11 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This week on Below Deck Sailing Yacht, a group of high maintenance idiots make life hell for Daisy her understaffed department. Meanwhile, a new deckh...
Summer House: Wrong Side
10 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Paige tries comes for Lindsay on this week's Summer House Reunion Part One, but no one answers. Making matters worse, Paige is sat on the wrong couch....
RHOA: Wreck It Ralph
09 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Ralph and Drew's marriage is a gaslight-y, love bomb-y mess on this week's Real Housewives of Atlanta, and we find out that Todd has a not so secret p...
Carlos King: King of Queens
05 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* We're joined by legendary TV producer @thecarlosking_ for a chat about his new...
RHONJ Renuion: No ApoloTres
04 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Below Deck Sailing Yacht struggles with fenders this week, and a couple of cre...
Summer House: Speak Now or Forever Hold Your Loverboy
03 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
It's finally here... the moment no one's been waiting for... KyManda's wedding! Yes, The Summer House finale brought us an event three years in the fa...
RHOA: Legends Only (and Drew)
02 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
We were thrilled with the season premiere of Real Housewivs of Atlanta. The entire vibe is perfect — from Sanya's debut to Drew's shabby get-rich-q...
Top Chef: Collective Soul
02 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This week on Top Chef, the chefs must cook a monochromatic Quick Fire dish before pouring their soul into the elimination challenge. All in the style ...
RHOC: Neckless Endangerment
28 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
We're closing out the 16th season of Real Housewives of Orange County with one last installment of the reunion. This time we're discussing Shannon's n...
RHONJ: Nashvillains
28 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This week on the season finale of Real Housewives of New Jersey, Marge and Tre talk try to clear the air, but it goes as well as Luis trying to eat a ...
Below Deck Sailing Yacht: An Affair to Not Remember
26 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Below Deck Sailing Yacht drives a stew aground and Ashley keeps getting classier and classier on this very special "day trip" episode. Find all of our...
Summer House: Welcome to Amazon Prom
26 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Summer House goes back to prom, so Kyle and Amanda scream about their relationship like the true high school couple they are. Thankfully, Amazon is he...
Feed Drop: Real Good by U.S Bank
26 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Hey - it's a special preview of the Real Good podcast. In this fourth episode of the third season, the hosts talk to CEO of Summit Academy OIC Louis...
Top Chef: War Games
25 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
It's time for Top Chef Restaurant Wars. There's fresh bread, a salad fight, and all the Padma disappointment our little hearts could handle. Find all ...
RHOC Live From Dallas: No No, Noella
22 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
It's the first Noella reunion on Real Housewives of Orange County, and the cast isn't having it. Don't worry, there's also some Shannon pile-ons we ca...
RHONJ Live in Houston: Crossing the Line Dance
21 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
We're live from The House of Blues in Houston, TX for a very special recap of Real Housewives of New Jersey. Teresa refuses to apologize for clearing ...
RHOC: Rocked to the Core Friends - Live from Austin!
20 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The Real Housewives of Orange County closes its 16th season out with a bizarre but catchy musical number that we shamelessly LOVE. But before then, th...
Summer House: Loverbaby
19 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This week on Summer House, Kyle angles for a prenup... or does he? Plus, a florist cancels, which means a drunken rage-out at dinner.Watch a very spec...
Top Chef: Welcome... to Jurassic Gail
19 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The latest episode of Top Chef: Houston has the chefs battling to make dinosaur-inspired cuisine in honor of the upcoming film, Jurassic World Dominio...
RHOBH Season 12 Trailer Breakdown
14 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The new Real Housewives of Beverly Hills season 12 trailer has arrived, and we are breaking down every inch of it — from the hair accessories to th...
RHONJ: Nashville Hot Stricken
13 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The Real Housewives of New Jersey head to Nashville, and it goes about as well as you'd expect, which is to say not very well at all. Watch out for fl...
Below Deck Sailing: Fenders and Benders
12 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Below Deck Sailing Yacht struggles with fenders this week, and a couple of crew mates regret their benders. We're finishing our tour next week! Catch ...
Summer House: Bonfire of the Inanities
12 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Alex returns to Summer House with a really interesting marshmallow arc and a bonfire that features Lindsay trying to hook up but then ruining it when ...
Top Chef: Talenti'd Heroes
11 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Top Chef celebrates some of Texas' most beloved female heroes and Talenti tries to figure out how to make a new flavor out of the winning Quickfire di...
RHOC Live From Cleveland: Pain in the Aspen
10 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The Real Housewives of Orange County mine for material in Aspen, Gina loses her shit for no reason, and Jen copies everything Heather says. Thanks for...
RHONJ Live From Columbus: The Hungary Games
09 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
We're live in beautiful Columbus to mock this week's Real Housewives of New Jersey. Marge throws her mom a 75th birthday party and Teresa tries to fig...
SummerHouse: Walking on Broken Glass - Live from Detroit
08 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Ciara and Danielle's fight looms over this week's Summer House episode, but not as much as Hurricane Henri, which threatens to trap the cast out in Lo...
RHOA: Season 14 Trailer Breakdown!
05 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The Real Housewives of Atlanta are back for season 14 with some old faces (Shereé), new titles (Marlo), and surprising holdovers (Drew). We're breaki...
Top Chef: Limp Brisket
04 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This week on Top Chef the cheftestants have to put a new spin on brisket, but not before they put an even newer spin on Texas toast. We're recapping i...
RHOC: When Push Comes to Shove - Live from San Fran
03 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
On a group trip to Aspen, The Real Housewives of Orange County lose their mind with several chaotic spats culminating in Noella accusing Heather of sh...
RHONJ: A Tre-gue of Their Own - Live from Denver
01 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This week on The Real Housewives of New Jersey, Dolores arranges a charity softball game which turns into a minor spat about yoga pants — as is won...
Below Deck Sailing Yacht: Tomfoolery
29 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Below Deck Sailing Yacht has a problem when the boat runs ashore. Sorry to tell you this, but it's about Tom. We're on tour! Coming to Denver and San ...
Summer House: All’s Ferragosto in Love and War
29 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* It's Ciara VS Hubbhouse on this week's Summer House, until Danielle jumps in a...
Top Chef: Twinning of the Herd
28 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Top Chef has a twin plate challenge with the one and only Wylie Crazypants Duf...
RHOC: Gina's ExorSchism
24 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Gina pores over her new skincare line on Real Housewives of Orange County. Wil...
RHONJ Tre-House of Horrors
23 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* The Real Housewives of New Jersey do a team building exercise at a treetop adv...
BelowDeckSailing: Yachting Is In Tents
22 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This week on Below Deck Sailing Yacht there's no wind until all of a sudden there's ALL THE WIND. In between, there's a misbehaving tent and a drunken...
Summer House: 2 Girls, 1 Kroll
22 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The love triangle between Lindsay, Ciara, and Austen bubbles over into house drama on this week's Summer House. But at least Kyle and Amanda aren't fi...
#1719 Top Chef: A Hard Day's Night Market
21 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This week on Top Chef, the cheftestants must form their own Asian Night Market, which means chewy steaks, raw potatoes, and greasy dough. Padma is not...
RHOC: Right Here Waiting For Brain Scans - Live from DC
19 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Dr. Jen treats the Real Housewives of Orange County to an exciting evening of brain scans and power points, but not before Heather alerts us that she'...
RHONJ: Scrolling in the Deep - Live from Philly
18 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This week on Real Housewives of New Jersey, Luis confronts the rumors about his past (by not confronting them at all) and then love bombs Teresa with ...
BelowDeckSailing: There Will Be Bronzer
15 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Wow. This week's episode of Below Deck: Sailing Yacht gave us some of the worst guests in franchise history, the worst tip in franchise history, the w...
RHOM Reunion: Ye Said, She Said
15 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
It's the final part of Real Housewives of Miami's season 4 reunion, which means it's time to talk about Kanye's peen. Let's get our tiny blue boxes ou...
RHOSLC: Unusual Shah-spects
14 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Real Housewives of Salt Lake City finishes out its bonkers season with Reunion...
#1713 RHOC: Childish Syracuse-ations
10 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Heather takes poor Gina to revel in the bright lights of Syracuse this week on Real Housewives of New York, and Shannon tries to convince herself that...
RHONJ: The Boys Who Tried Wolf
09 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* It's guys night on Real Housewives of New Jersey, and Bill is put on the hot s...
Summer House: HubbHouse Slummer
08 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
It's Lindsay's birthday on Summer House, so Austen shows up in terrible prints as some sort of prize for the women to fight over. Happy "I'm 35 but my...
RHOM: Larsa-nic and Old Faces
08 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The supersized part one of the season 4 Real Housewives of Miami reunion is a fantastic episode from start to finish. We love Larsa "Progressive" Pipp...
RHOSLC: Meredith Marks, Ace Attorney
08 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
On part two of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City season 2 reunion, the rift between Lisa and Meredith seems to grow irreparably wider, especially ...
Top Chef: Houston, We Have a Padma — Live from Milwaukee
07 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Top Chef returned this week, and we were extremely excited to recap it live fr...
RHONJ: Unpretty in Pink - Live from Chicago
06 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This week on Real Housewives of New Jersey, Melissa and Jennifer get into a minor scrape, and Luis clears up any misconceptions about "the video." And...
#1706 RHOC: An Embarrassment of Riches - Live from St. Paul
04 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This week on Real Housewives of Orange County, Heather Dubrow hosts a dinner party with Jen and Ryne that results in one of the funniest, awkwardest s...
#1705 SummerHouse: Amandervention
02 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This week on Summer House, the ladies contemplate how best to tell Amanda that Kyle has said some hurtful stuff about her. Plus, Lindsay has robust eg...
RHOM: Death, Love and Peen-nuts
01 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Real Housewives of Miami's fourth season comes to a sad close with the death of Alexia's mother. Don't worry, though. Larsa poor shames someone at a b...
RHOSLC Reunion 1: Narrating Exatums
28 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* It's the start of Reunion month for the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. Mar...
#1672 BDSY: Std of the Sea
24 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Below Deck Sailing Yacht is back. Gary is still a horndog and no one has fig...
#1671 RHONJ: Gym Tan Luis
23 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* The Real Housewives of New Jersey head down to the shore, where Teresa flips o...
RHOM: Putting It Out Into The UniVersace
23 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Did you know Alexia's getting married? She is! And on this week's Real Housewives of Miami, Marysol - aka Gay Icon -- is throwing a bachelorette party...
Summer House: Should I Stye or Should I Go?
22 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This week on Summer House, "Kyle" is the star of the show - as in Amanda saying "Kyle" every ten seconds like a refrigerator door that's been left ope...
RHOSLC: Throwing La Vida Loca
22 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
On the season finale of Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, Jenny tries to have a fight with Mary at Lisa's Vida Tequila event. It doesn't really happe...
#1697 RHONJ: Fraught With Frat-saster
19 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie throws a frat party on this week's Real Housewives of New Jersey, and the keg is going to be thrown like one of Donkey Kong's barrels by the en...
RHOC: Highs and Lows - Live from San Diego
18 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This week on The Real Housewives of Orange County, Shannon Beador holds a luncheon where Dr. Jen reveals major issues in her marriage. Plus, Heather p...
#1695 Summer House: Hello Mya Name Is...
15 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Mya opens up about not feeing let in on this week's Summer House, and Lindsay ...
#1694 RHOM: The West Wang
14 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Real Housewives of Miami takes our breath away with a fight about Kanye West's...
Crappens ReRun: Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip Premiere!
14 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Crappens ReRun Time! Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip showed up on Bravo, so to those who are watching it for the first time, here is our first rec...
#1692 RHOC: Stack of Angina
10 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Real Housewives of Orange County ends its Mexico trip with Emily on her ass and Gina angry at Noella. Don't worry, Game Nights and terrible marriage...